Aro beam is good but I think we need more aromantic attacks. Aro projectile. Aro groundslam. Aro shockwave. Arosplosion.

I'm turning all your faves aromantic today, as a treat to myself

everything i do is aromantic. i eat sleep and breathe aromanticism you'll never escape my aromanticism

accidentally made all my ocs aspec. oops

You can't handle the aroace instincts of my aroaceness. Observe.

*hits every character with aroace beam*

Don't mind me I'm just going to project my aroace experience onto another fictional character

"aww they'd be so cute-" blasting them with my aromantic beam. no more shipping for you

:D <2

get you a man who will be your (emotional) support bra- spiritual successor to this post!

[I.D. four images of a pencil comic featuring jay and tim from marble hornets. the comic starts with jay hunched over and angrily editing while tim lays on the bed in the background staring at him. he asks "you doin' okay?" an agitated jay replies "is there even a point to that question anymore?" tim makes a very unamused face and responds "ok you're pissy, got it. but this is different than usual, what gives?" jay curls his arms in on himself and looks to the side saying "nothing it- it's stupid." tim, now sitting up, prods "jay..." jay covers his face with his hands and exclaims "UGH well thanks to you i haven't been binding and i can feel my chest too much and its'-UGH!" tim begins to get off the bed with a concerned look. he approaches jay and rests a hand on his shoulder with a solemn look, saying "I- that sucks, man." jay is still looking away, one hand to his face. he then glances to tim asking "yeah, don't suppose you know anything that might help?" tim makes a blank face as he has a sudden recollection and then answers "i.. might have an idea.." while blushing and looking to the side. jay turns to him and asks "oh yeah?" tim brings a hand up to rub the back of his neck and nervously answers "yeah just- don't freak out?" he then looks to the side and says "turn back around" through this jay looks at tim confusedly but complies. tim pulls up a chair behind jay, who's still hunched on a stool. tim positions himself behind jay and begins to reach around as jay lets out a quiet "uh..." tim then wraps his arms around jay, right under his chest. jay sits up with a shocked expression and thinks a very large "UH." while jay keeps a shocked and heavily blushing expression, tim rests his chin on jay's shoulder, looking down with a slightly embarrassed expression and saying "uh-yeah. i found this helped me a lot before my surgery. i can stop though." jay looks to the side with a wobbly smile and replies "no it-its fine. it's a good distraction. but uh, since you're here, mind helping me crack these codes?" they stay like that and idly chat for a panel when it comes back to tim looking over jay's shoulder and saying "... i'm sorry you were feeling shitty but i'm glad you're taking better care of yourself." this flips to jay's side where he smiles and says "... me too. thanks for looking out for me." they continue on, a panel zooming out to view them from a window, part of a hooded figure on the side leaning on the wall and seemingly humming pleasantly. back to tim who says "hmm, could be-" when a sleepy jay lolls his head into frame. tim turns to look at him and with a sweet smile says "let's call it quits for now, huh?" jay tiredly responds "mn, ok." end I.D.]

+ a bonus of when tim would deal with it:

[I.D. a simple two panel comic with panel one showing brian sitting on a couch eating popcorn as tim stands behind the couch sadly leaning his head on brian and groaning "briannn.." brian asks "need a lift?" tim answers "few minutes please" and brian responds "on it boss". the second panel shows tim having joined brian on the couch, brian wrapping his arms under tim's chest. tim now holds the popcorn bowl and chews while holding up a piece for brian. end I.D.]

Very interesting to me btw that Vox has the whole shark and aquarium thing going on. I would've headcanoned him having a fear of water but clearly his tech is waterproof and he would take care of/upgrade himself best

Valentino on the other end would probably fucking drown. Just the pathetic flopping and the sinking

Velvette is not getting wet outside of her choice and No One. No One Will Try.

wanted to thank you for giving me the courage to be way more annoying about my aro headcanons. this character who pursues a new girl every week? he's aro, just thinks flirting and fucking is fun. this character who's in the center of several popular ships? she's aro. these two characters that everyone wants to fall in love? one of them is aro and it's a qpr actually. get fucked. fires my aro beam at all your faves.

YES. YES!!!!! THIS IS THE EFFECT I WISH TO HAVE ON THE WORLD

listen aro headcanons and fanworks are a critical component of any fandom ecosystem and it is a Public Service to be as annoying about them as possible tbh. im THRILLED to hear ive encouraged this. everyone should get more aro headcanons and be WAY more annoying about them. it’s what we and everyone deserves.

Friends

I'm so used to the bi greed headcanon being so popular that I'm genuinely startled when I see other headcanons for him

designing some arospec valentines because i personally killed cupid with his own bow and arrows

im doing more identities than just these three, so if folks have suggestions on what identities theyd like to see and what imagery would be appropriate that would be awesome! 🏹

[Image ID: Three digital sketches of spade-shaped valentines' cards in green pencil. The first is of a kitten with large eyes holding a dead bird in its mouth. Beside the kitten is handwritten text reading "I killed Cupid!", and underneath is the label "aromantic". The second is of a small mouse sitting beside a rotary phone, holding a spade and looking to the side. The mouse's tail curls into several loops and becomes the cord of the rotary phone. The text on this card reads "Ring! Ring!", and underneath is the label "aroallo". The third card is a dragon standing rampant and breathing fire. The text reads "No, Thanks!" and below the card is label "aroace". End ID.]

drew my friend @karakarabonito a gift for their bday >:D silkali best friend marriage nation, it’s true u heard it here

indulgin myself this valentines day<33333

just gotta say. . . as someone on the aroace spectrum— it made me weirdly happy to see that u hc the bros as on it! hugging the bros in solidarity!!!

Heck yeah