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altschmerzes · 13 hours
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i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.
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altschmerzes · 14 hours
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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333
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altschmerzes · 14 hours
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Writing an "Oh. Oh." moment, except instead of "Oh shit, I am in love" it's "Oh shit, I am traumatized."
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altschmerzes · 15 hours
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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altschmerzes · 16 hours
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regardless of a myriad of other AI discourse talking points i'm not touching with a 10 ft pole, i think it should always be disclosed when i'm looking at something AI generated. like that's a basic level of societal courtesy, right. AI images more than any new technology that has changed the course of humanity seem to be inseparable from a purposeful obfuscation of their origin. the gimmick is to deceive human perception, their entire purpose is to make you believe you are looking at something created by sentience. AI is at its core a tool for deception and i mean that as a neutral statement. it's a mimic, a pantomime. impersonation. and that is, ethics aside, annoying as all fuck
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altschmerzes · 1 day
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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto
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altschmerzes · 1 day
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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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altschmerzes · 1 day
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love to get someone having a tantrum in my inbox and just deleting it. like ok! tell someone who cares <3
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altschmerzes · 1 day
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y'know. i really think that like... people need to calm down and stop experiencing other people interpreting their fave ship differently or disliking it as an attack on the ship itself. i've seen a lot of posts recently about how like... 'can you shut up about how x and y are siblings to you stop calling it incest when people ship ''''found family''''' and i'm like okay. there's one of several options here for what happened that prompted this post.
1. someone else's interpretation of the dynamic of their ship is making them personally feel a little weird and instead of curating your experience they are projecting their weird feelings onto that person and making it their problem when all they did is have a different take. which is ironically what they are accusing that person of doing. somebody having a familial interpretation of your ship does not mean that person thinks you are Doing Incest lmao grow up.
1.5. they saw someone express on their own blog that they feel weird about the ship or don't like it because of their personal interpretation of it, which is familial in tone, while saying nothing at all about people who DO ship that ship and enjoy it. the post is only about the op's personal feelings based on their interpretation. and for some reason decided 'i am being attacked' as a response to this.
2. that was blatant ragebait or a one-off post by someone with a lot of really big weird feelings and they are now holding everyone in the fandom accountable for one (1) weird guy they should've just blocked and ignored.
or 3. you're referring to adopted siblings as 'found family' and you need to re-evaluate a lot of things about your choices.
like... all i'm saying is i see a lot of shippers harassing people who have a specifically named found family interpretation of a dynamic and absolutely none of the reverse. could it happen? i guess. but the prevalence of those posts is not remotely equivalent. and when it DOES happen odds are it's someone who is like, 14 years old. who then got screamed at for being a 'puriteen' i'm sure rather than just being blocked and allowed to be a cringe child in peace like everyone else.
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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Character: is a white man. That’s it.
Fandom: how dare you dislike this femme-coded female-coded gay-coded disabled-coded mentally ill-coded icon
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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my most extremely petty beef is that i absolutely cannot stand the term 'situationship'
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altschmerzes · 2 days
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I should be allowed to just say “I adore you” and “I love you” and “I want to keep you in my life for as long as possible” to my friends whenever I want without it being overbearing. I’m thinking it lovingly at people. I’m beaming my overwhelming affection into my friends via undetectable radio waves
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altschmerzes · 3 days
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"We need more weird queer people!" Apparently y'all STILL can't even handle aromantics
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