and this is why taylor wants to tour with her 🤡

Socmed aus be like:

Abby, who was currently ontop of you. rubbing her pretty clit against yours as she watched in awe how drunk from it you were. so so so submissive just for her, obeying every order she gave you, like the good girl you were. the way you’d open your mouth for her to spit in it, before taking your tongue in her mouth, swapping saliva. “mmh..abs—“ gripping on her freckled shoulders, grinding against her. “hm? what is it princess..” her voice traveling through your ears, making you wetter by how dominant she sounds. “feels s’good ohmygoddd” — “i know..you make me feel just as good— fuckk” cut off by how sloppy the situation was, you were horribly wet. almost embarrassing actually. but you cant help it, she looked so good. her hair down, a few strands sticking to her forehead, with her pretty lips parted to let out the cutest sounds, yet to tell you the dirtiest things in your ear. “you like it when i grind on this pussy?” before you could respond she cut you off. “i know you do. nasty bitch” whining out at how she spoke to you as if you were nothing. “love it when you call me that— oh shitt” your eyes rolled to the back of your head. you swore you saw stars underneath your eyelids as you whined and whimpered from your orgasm, your pleads for abby to slow down falling deaf on her ears, only to grind harder against your poor pussy.

pokemon fans after explaining to arceus (gamefreak) why their fave should be the next character to experience indescribable trauma, severe memory loss, separation from friends/family, and most importantly a surge in angsty fanworks:

[ID from alt: an edit of the "put that thing back where it came from or so help me" meme from Monsters Inc, where the caption has been changed to: "Put that thing in 1800s Paris or so help me". End description.]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SEQUENCE Zoro looks so concerned

I don’t know why, but there is something so deeply special about the “you know I’m in love with you? Right?” trope to me. It’s the only miscommunication trope I genuinely enjoy. There is just something about the way a character just stares at their love interest in exasperation or confusion and points out the blatantly obvious thing between them. Whether they scream it out in frustration, or say it in a deadpan manner or even with a little laugh and tilt of the head. Just looking at someone, realizing what do I have to lose at this point? And just saying “Dude, you have to know I’m in love with you, right?” My heart does a little flutter every time.

How we doing Mario fans??

Alex Hirsch describing Bill perspective on Ford during the portal years has me giggling and kicking my feet

"like somebody saying they're ghosting you and then texting you the next weekend" "Our-will-they-wont they take over the universe relationship"

"Is Ford gonna find anyone else in the multiverse who strokes his ego as well as me? Is there anyone else whos gonna make Ford feel as important as Bill?"

not even harvards top scientists could understand the complexities of the azula-iroh beef lore that i made up in my head

(silly bonus under the cut)

i think it’s funny that so many dc writers hate damian so much and are determined to make him look bad bc they’re angry he replaced the robin most of them grew up with. tim drake became robin in 1989. he stopped being robin in 2009. that’s 20 years. the 2nd longest tenure as robin behind dick, the guy who invented the mantle. he got his own title that ran for 16 years with 183 issues, not counting the annuals. he lead 2 different teams. unlike jason (4 years) or steph (71 DAYS!!) he got more than his fair share of time as robin. yet these grown men are still so obsessed with “humbling” a fictional 14 yr old because he replaced their favorite white boy. it’s not the 90s anymore grow up omfg!!!!

gossip buddies

(catholic school au)

And to those who die, please try to understand

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With the release of the Hollow Mind portraits, I finally decided to try and finish this piece I'm never drawing backgrounds again lol

apply guy to mouth-

It’s on the video, Mulder. I can’t prove it was you, but I know what I saw. This man is a murderer. He is a terrorist. I have a report to give this morning. I expect you to give me an answer. I expect you to tell me the truth.

THE X FILES GIF MEME [3/20] EPISODES The Pine Bluff Variant (5.18)