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lonelysa1lor · 23 days

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Alex Hirsch describing Bill perspective on Ford during the portal years has me giggling and kicking my feet

"like somebody saying they're ghosting you and then texting you the next weekend" "Our-will-they-wont they take over the universe relationship"

"Is Ford gonna find anyone else in the multiverse who strokes his ego as well as me? Is there anyone else whos gonna make Ford feel as important as Bill?"

#EVERYONE GO WATCH THE ALEX HIRSCH Q+A ON YOUTUBE #THERES TWO VIDEOS RN #EAT THEM UP #Billford fans we're fucking feasting tonight #HE WANTS THAT OLD MAN FR #gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #The alex hirsch q+a #gf q+a spoilers

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leechlets · 1 year

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eric bogosian did not serve that much CUNT as daniel malloy for y'all to say you want young daniel when he gets turned into a vampire

i hope armand fucks that old man on screen, just for you

#why would you want that fr #ageism go crazy #i love that old man soooo much #he's my wife #daniel malloy #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc #armand #armand/daniel #what's their ship name

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angelbambisworld · 7 days

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Warning: Flashing Lights(I don't wanna accidentally give someone a seizure. Pls I can't go to prison again😮‍💨)

Okay but what was with that hand motion he did on his titties.

I swear to God he must have some kind of psychic power cuz just a second ago I was thinking about sucking on his titties and then I see this.

Also as many people have pointed out, Gene had a hole in his pants.

😳I wonder if this is how Victorian men felt when they saw a girl's ankles😳

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crystalline-teeth · 11 months

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i need help

#this is a woof woof bark bark moment #he's so pretty fr #i love this old man #why does he look so good for #james hetfield #metallica #also his thighs look so nice in that second pic #i want to kiss him so bad ughshndns

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movedtodykedvonte · 11 months

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There used to be a ban on young spider people in the Spider Society cause the first one Miguel encountered asked him if he needed life alert when they found out how old he was and he’s held a grudge ever since

#hes like late 20s early 30s and almost beat up a under 16 year old fr being rude #its why he was so okay beefin with Miles hes been wanting to fight a kid since the first one #i think he just likes to have beef with people #atsv #across the spiderverse #atsv spoilers #across the spiderverse spoilers #miguel o'hara #its like the video with kevin heart and Don Cheadle #ok im done with spider posting for tonight im gonna rewatch tssm or plot a one shot or be ill #send asks if you wont the answers may or may not come #i know plenty about spider man

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uncanny-tranny · 7 months

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I watched Lily Simpson's analysis of the trans Two-And-A-Half Men episode, and I'm sorry, but it's hilarious and iconic that Bill's old name was Jill... like it sounds so absurd and completely unrealistic if you're trans, but honestly, that's just a power move 😭

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #ILY BILL TWO-AND-A-HALF MEN <3 #also why does he get to live out my dreams. like. how fucking iconic is it to get with your ex's mother who is completely supportive #i never watch sit-coms but i kind of want to watch that episode like.#obviously it won't be perfect and i found part of the clips lily showed to personally just be painful BUT.#i will give them the 'it was 2004' pass and move on 💀#i honestly think the cis gaze in the way 'old flame with a new wick' is /mostly/ funny #yeah honestly sit-coms to me have always been like... a 75% chance it's a terrible slog #i aspire to be like bill two-and-a-half men <3 #also i'm kind of obsessed that they did a trans man character. i am kind of starved for trans male rep fr </3 #because so many of them are in movies or shows i'm not into lol </3

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inigostears · 5 months

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WHY is he LIKE THIS

#fire emblem #caylee plays fire emblem heroes #they like. can't do this to me. my little heart is going to BURST. please intsys just LET ME SAY YES #THE FUCKCING. LINE WHERE HE'S ACTIVELY FLIRTING WITH YOU. DYING.#also some of his old crit quooootttesssssssss!!!!!!!!#still no i'm a man of passion but i suppose that's a line i'll get to treasure from liam #also. please . intsys. i'm begging you. he wouldn't bounce back like that after rejection #REAL inigo fans know he'd be bawling in a fucking corner all by himself #he's so fucking silly fr in this one. crying. i love u silly dancer man #his lvl 40 convo as his dancer alt is still the best one tho imho. it's basically a love confession #inigo #inigo fe #rui's bae #husband #'you're not MY summoner' he's like a FUCKING PUPPY AUFBSKDJDNENF #babygirl i'll be anything you want me to be

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danhengposting · 11 months

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what is this man's obsession with telling people to stop talking

#you can pinpoint the exact moment dh's social battery runs out #he either tells you to Shut The Fuck Up or he straight up leaves the room #dan heng we know you want to rest and go back to the archives but you have to be nicer #hes a bit cranky when he doesnt get enough old man sleep #dan heng #hsr #honkai star rail #(just like me fr)

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brainfilehasstoppedworking · 13 days

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Takaaki is way too skinny in canon to be alive. What the fuck 😨

His beta design has more meat on his bones than his final design. HOW????

I'M WORRIED????? HE'S SO SKINNY, THERE IS NO MEAT, JUST BONE...

He's still a smash

#sam's talky talks #Aki...Honey. I'm terrified for your health...#They fr wanted the “Hanging on by a thread” sorta look for him #They fucked him up in canon I'm worried #I'd still fuck him but I swear he's gonna fall apart by the first round #Taka. I think your dad needs to go see a doctor #How is this man still alive? 😭#Kudos to this old man who's probably stubborn as fuck to live even though the only things he's living off of is probably cigs and coffee #danganronpa #danganronpa ultra despair girls #takaaki ishimaru #ishimaru takaaki

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cornerful · 1 month

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Sméagol and the Gift

'Now!' said Sam. 'At last I can deal with you!' He leaped forward with drawn blade ready for battle. But Gollum did not spring. He fell flat upon the ground and whimpered.

'Don't kill us,' he wept. 'Don't hurt us with nassty cruel steel! Let us live, yes, live just a little longer. Lost lost! We're lost. And when Precious goes we'll die, yes, die into the dust.'

Devastated by this. Just a little longer, he begs. Even though his existence is a torment. Even though the will that holds him to life is barely his own anymore. He has long outlived his time but it's such a cruelty that now the only freedom for him is in death. I'm glad Sam didn't kill him but the whole scenario is awful.

When a mortal keeps a ring of power he does not gain more life, he continues, denied natural mortality as the fear of death is amplified and twisted into fear of separation, nothing matters anymore but the keeping, the continuing. In that miserable existence there is no peace, and at its end there is no graceful goodbye to life, there is only dust. Sudden, empty, and final.

It would take murder to spare him that. Or falling with the ring into the fire.

Bilbo let it go in time (did he feel anything when it was destroyed?) Frodo is freed of it now, though the toll it extracted for the separation was at very least a finger. It was too late for Gollum for the price to be anything other than it was, and that's brutal.

If you live long enough, death is no longer the enemy. What Sauron did to Gollum ensured that it would always be the enemy, to be feared and avoided for ever, once time and the ring had fashioned it into the only escape left. Evil.

#lotr newsletter #suicide mention in tags #haunted by the au in which gollum goes into the fire with the ring On Purpose #bc he still couldnt separate himself from it but frodo's compassion had somewhat released him from its evil #in a way an honor to frodo's quest and in a way an act of mercy to be able to give up the self-torment #which gives me shrimp feelings bc of the everything but also back to the original point that it is so tragic that death is all that awaits #bc death is natural and that was taken from him. what is the will to live in the absence of natural death?#smth deeply horrible about that #matt bugg screaming we'll be dust. so famous and rent free #lotrn325 #damn it im having more thoughts #wraiths vs gollum: discuss #the nature of the ring kept affects the nature of its possession no? those rings were made FOR thralldom #sauron has power over gollum but not That Much and his own ring is all abt the domination #what would a 2000 year old gollum even be like ._.#the wraiths are probably even more tragic bc at this point they're like...undead. even death isn't freedom #on that topic what happened to the witch-king's spirit fr #I'm pretty sure he isn't ever actually called that in the book but it's epic and gender and way snappier than lord of the nazgul #anyway shoutout to i think yambits for breaking the lore and giving them peace that was sick #where's my gollum rehab fic #i know he's a horrible little man who is constantly trying to murder my boys but i love him so #the au...gollum gaining the willpower to destroy himself because he was given trust and kindness and companionship for once. FUCKED UP.#fucked up horrible i need a minute. being shown compassion and then becoming more self-compassionate. epic #that compassion entailing seeking the freedom of death your soul was denied bc this is fantasy and somehow the exact #arc that usually leads to fighting to live is now flipped. HUH.#yeah jirt alluded to his motivation being For Frodo but i maintain that the willingness to die is HUGE there and extremely relevant #me and my red string keeping me company #ugh tag championships i win i think but at what cost #who wants to spin around miserably in a pool like franknfurter with me as we listen to gollum's song #tam you're already invited i have a floaty for u

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angelbambisworld · 14 days

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Damn I forgot Gene's gonna be on American Idol this week.

Also his little "Yeah!" HES FUCKING CUTE I LOVE THIS GOOFY ASS GRANDPA

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lemongogo · 1 year

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so if timeskip stampede s2 is fr are u telling me we can possibly get millie and eriks + og vash designs . ..

#YEAAAAHOOOOOOO #i hope so at least😭 man the timeskip thing is such a trip fr because like #did the fifth moon incident happen ?? in stampede . bc if not then theyd be looking at another 2 yr timeskip After the lost july that theyre #(i assume) setting up for in the finale #but then again ig that also assumes tht any semblance of the og plot remains #i literally have so many questions. ik theyd be answered if i just watched the show but i want to finish the manga first #ANNOYING I KNOWW😭💔😋 sorry HAHAGA #but it just confuses me soo much bc i dont know how u can get any forward progression #when theyre taking elements from way late in the series and introducing them in this prequel-esque s1 setup #ok anyaays . ANYWAYS im interested 2 know if we will see these changes #bc j want to see vash actually be and look like vash so bad its driving me crazy #and i want millie in the series soo fucking bad . loled at roberto dying ❤️ MAKE WAY OLD MAN #fr hated that guy.. i think he was intended to be used as this narrator for the audience to guide us into the series #but the whole reporter-know-all thing was annoying 😭😭😭#anyways . millie be mine❤️ eriks!vash be mine ❤️#hopefully manga/98-esque looking wolfwood be mine ❤️#also idk wt the hell they did to livio (did they kill him or is it a fakeout for tripunisher return HELP)#or to legato . but they shld make themm all beefy again❤️ and cool❤️ for ME!!!!❤️❤️❤️#trigun spoilers #trigun stampede #trigun #also yah someone else wondering if his bounty jumps from $$6 billion to $$60 billion #its such a small detail but i was so sad when stamp only put the $$6 on his head HAHACAHAHAHAGAGA #that one 98 clip thats like ‘the man who will slaughter the innocent.does the most evil of evil deeds-#-with the bounty of 60 mil double dollars on his head? YES I AM THAT MAN👹👍’

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hella1975 · 11 months

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MHA used-to-be-anon here with updates and reactions after finishing season one!

Aizawa is so relatable, but what's up with that sleeping bag? It's a huge mood and yet it also makes me think that his dearest-held dream is to be a caterpillar instead of a hero.

Of all the Quirks, no one has a bully detector? HOW is Bakugo in UA, honestly. Like, everyone overlooked the unstable bully vibes reeking from him because Ooh, Exploding Hands?? Unbelievable. I expect better integrity from such an esteemed institution

On the same note, I expect Bakugo to get an excellent redemption arc in which he actually apologizes for being a huge dick to Deku for YEARS, or I expect his intense and irrational pride to drive him to become a villain whose very existence haunts Deku

Deku continues to be cute af, no notes <3 Go little rockstar etc etc

French Laser Boy hit me like a poleaxe to the face, but I do like him

Momo really said "tits out" with her superhero outfit, huh? Respect.

Help Shoto is SO overpowered, it's hysterical. Cool af too

Emergency Exit Iida hjfhjghf, I love that uptight trust fund baby

I adore Uraraka and Tsu! Queens.

The principal is an animal???? Is that some kind of Quirk?????

Hmm. Don't like Mr. Hand Man. And I wanna know what's up with his face! The students looked horrified when the face-covering hand flew off, and then he shielded his face with his own hand until he could fix it. Like, that probably shouldn't be your biggest priority rn bud.

Side note: does All Might just. casually spray blood from his mouth when he talks sometimes?? And we're all fine with that?? Ok.

Thanks for the accidental recommendation, I'm greatly enjoying this <3

im so glad you're enjoying it! the hard thing with mha is that i DO actually really enjoy it, like as far as anime goes it's far from the worst one ive watched and especially in later seasons it actively becomes some of my favourite anime ever, but i feel like you still need to like... dismiss it? if you admit to watching it? and it's literally just because the fandom are so obnoxiously terrible about everything that you literally have to be like 'yeah i watch mha BUT NOT LIKE THOSE GUYS I WATCH IT IN A NORMAL WAY I SWEAR' and it's a bit frustrating lmao. so being able to rec it and someone actually enjoy it without taking the piss is really nice bc alas it IS something i love :)

#to answer some questions:#1) yes aizawa would absolutely rather be a caterpillar than a hero #2) hero society does not care about shitty personalities if the quirk is cool enough. this becomes a plot point. hi touya it's me again #3) people wanted bakugo's redemption to come sooner but one of my favourite things about bakudeku as a pairing (platonic or otherwise)#is that they're given the time to CRAWL through each milestone in their relationship. idk it feels true to what childhood friendships #are really like and while i get that's frustrating for people who really hated bakugo im firmly of the mind that like. he was and is a chil #and i feel like the writers take that into consideration and PERSONALLY i really like it #4) GO LITTLE ROCKSTAR DEKU FR BEST MC EVER <3 #5) mr hand man is doing his best he is an unmoisturised 20 year old trying to get on the housing market give him a BREAK #6) yes about all might. if there's one thing he's gonna do it's spit blood on every mf in a metre radius #ask #mha

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ikavanii · 1 year

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MEDIC FROM TF22 AAUGGHHHHHHH 😫😫🤧🤧🤧💞💞💞

#tf2 medic #tf2 #queer #hot old man #he wants me fr #fanart #please help #hes a menace #send help #tf2 fanart

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witchspeka · 7 months

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Thinking about powers... and what they mean to people...

To Mob its a hindrance, an unnecessary addition, something separate from him that's evil and bad and should be contained

To Teru its the complete opposite, it's an integral part of him, of his identity, its something to flaunt and be proud of

To Ritsu its a new thing so he for sure doesnt consider it something natural, I think to him its like with Mob, a separate thing from himself, but not in a bad way? He doesn't view his powers through a negative lens, he just views them as a skill, as something to be learnt, something that's useful and practical, an idea that exists separate from his self

To Ritsu its a tool, a weapon, a defense mechanism. Its a goddamn pipe dream turned reality

#mp100 #cine te a intrebat #mob psycho 100 #ritsu kageyama #only ritsu gets tagged cause i dont talk about the other 2 enough for that whxnwjz #this was started by me thinking I Wonder How Ritsu Views His Powers can u tell #anyway this is also to say that ritsu will eventually learn to view powers as something more casual and use them for every small lil thing #for at least a month or smth. hed be so obnoxious about it. god i just remembered that lil extra i rbed LITERALLY THAT LMAO #man that also reminds me of a drama cd where he says he doesnt wanna use his powers for 'something boring'#WHATS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN... truly the most 13 year old ever...#hes got such a childish way of viewing it once you get over the Coping Mechanism aspect of wanting powers...#how can u look at this kid and make him an edgy caricature. like fr hes such a lil nerd he writes his progress in a goddamn journal cmon now #i should sleep but i miss mob i should rewatch ...............

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the-lavender-clown · 15 days

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I have a few barely formed ideas of poses I want to draw more future Donnie in so if yall have any requests of him you’d like me to draw please toss them at me

#I want to draw more of the old man #he is consuming my brain rn fr #lav’s thoughts #brain rot #rottmnt #future donnie #requests #suggestions

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