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୨ৎ Kai Anderson SFW headcanons
Gonna start doing headcanons for the evans in between making bots cuz I’m bored lol. If you ever wonder how I perceive these characters while I make bots, then here you go!
A handful of these are just plain observations and maybe to some these are clear as day, but idk imma still include them either way
Warnings: misogyny.. duh, loaaads of Reddit mentions
• This might be indisputably obvious, but I feel like some ppl think of Kai as someone who always plans 10 steps ahead, which I personally don’t think so
Yes, he does have a goal in mind, but a lot of his “next moves” are just ideas that came to him in a fleeting moment. Of course, he’ll act as if he totally knew what he was doing this whole time, even though he was def freestyling 💀
I feel like calling him out on his lack of meticulous planning would be an absolute jab to his ego, and he’ll deny it big time
• Kai is the embodiment of what it means to be a pseudo-intellectual 😭😭. Like he isn’t stupid at all, no doubt about that (mans manipulated crowds). But his arrogant attitude, his shameless use of fallacies, AND the fact he’s a walking contradiction - all while trying to act like he’s the smartest guy in the room?? Bye-
Again, I think he’s smart but don’t tell me he doesn’t act like your average pseudo-intellectual guy who’d mansplain 24/7
• His tolerance to spicy food is actually weak, but he pretends like it isn’t. He could be coughing his lungs out from the tiniest hint of spice in his food, but he would refuse to drink a glass of milk to cool down. HES A MAN
• This is already kinda a given, but mans speech mannerisms is literally like the average Reddit comment section ((iykyk
I also feel like a rant he posted online has been made into a copypasta at some point lol
• Speaking of Reddit.. whenever he gets into an argument with another user on there (most likely a politically charged one), he’ll downvote every existing comment from that user and will proceed to do it to any of their future comments by keeping tabs on their account, all out of sheer spite
• He likes weird porn genres. Idk which ones exactly, but I just know they be really specific
• Says he likes submissive, obedient women whose sole existence is to serve him. But at the same time, he can’t stand people he deems as vapid, and would dispose of them once he begins to see them as more of a liability than an asset (especially if they’re just THAT annoying). He definitely would rather keep someone around who has more substance
• Kai would play devil’s advocate for any corrupt figure you could think of. He’s like… that guy
• This is also a given, but I’d like to stress that people don’t know how r/theredpill was his holy bible. The Kai we know today has applied all the must-know tips to his entire character and mastered the arts of misogyny 101
Oh and he has a bunch of motivational posts saved from there, and he rereads the crap out of them each time a “fEmAle” would piss him off
• If you knew Kai prior to his cult and were genuinely nice to him, he’d definitely have a teensy-weensy soft spot for you and would avoid killing you ((unless you end up in a situation like winter’s, cuz then…💀
You’d be like the Jean to his Patrick Bateman! 😭
#american horror story#ahs#ahs fandom#evan peters#kai anderson#Kai Anderson headcanons#kai anderson imagine#kai anderson x reader#kai anderson x y/n#kai anderson x you#kai anderson smut#tate langdon#tate langdon x reader#tate langdon x y/n#tate langdon x you#tate langdon smut#kit walker#kit walker x reader#kit walker x y/n#kit walker x you#kit walker smut#kyle spencer#kyle spencer x reader#kyle spencer x y/n#kyle spencer x you#kyle spencer smut#crazyfrm
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Moonlight rewatch part idk? I’ve rewatched this show a lot lol
Episode 1 random thoughts and feelings I had while rewatching again: cause I’m bored and have nothing else to do or watch. And I love this show
I wish they were able to go into the why and where we get the old wives tales of vampires being repelled by holy water and crucifixes and garlic etc. Did vampires evolve like humans did over time and those were some of their weaknesses or was someone lucky and their crucifix had silver on it or something? And they just assumed that since vampires are “unholy” creatures that they must be repelled by the cross
Also also did vampires used to sleep in coffins before the invention of the freezer because what were vampires doing prior to the 20th century when there was no freezer?
Mick “there’s no such thing as vampires” me “hey that’s the name of the episode”
I liked Steve (the camera guy) and Beth’s friendship. I wonder what happened to him he just disappeared mid-seasonish
With sunlight being one of their weaknesses Mick and Josef sure do have a lot of windows at their home. I’m assuming that Josef’s first scene was at his home since it’s a completely different location than his office
I was always (and still am) curious about how a vampire recruits a “freshie” because I don’t know about you but if some guy I was interested told me he was a vampire and he wants to drink my blood I’d probably just laugh and be like oh okay 😉 🤣
I wonder if Mick’s blood type is A+ and that’s why he prefers that blood over others like when your body craves a certain nutrient that you’re lacking and you eat salty foods or more iron rich foods or whatever to help pick up where your body is lacking.
Moonlight doesn’t have a love triangle. It has a love square Coraline x Mick x Beth x Josh
I always thought Christian Ellis was weird even as a tween. Idk how this man was able to get so many smart pretty women to fall for his crap
I like the subtle detail of Mick sniffing the mask, a nice little mix foreshadowing and red herring for the later part of the episode
Funny how Josef wasn’t a fan of Beth at the beginning (or rather just the first episode) then towards the end of the season they plan a murder together
It’s ironic how Steve’s joking with Beth and says he wants to make sure she’s protected when she goes into the “vampires den” and she says she’ll be fine and that’s literally after she just back from another vampires den and was perfectly fine but when she goes to the fake vampires den she isn’t alright
I think this episode was what kick started my love for Evanescences’ “my immortal” I think I listened to that song on repeat for a whole month after this episode
Was that kid Daniel ever arrested or did Mick actually kill him? In the next episode Beth thanks Mick for saving her but I don’t think they ever explicitly state what happened to the kid and in second to last episode ADA Talbot mentions “demented college students” but that’s the extent of it
What the disk menu looks like for Disc 1
#moonlight cbs#mick st. john#alex o'loughlin#cbs moonlight#moonlight tv#moonlight#beth turner#sophia myles#mick st john#tv show#josef kostan#jason dohring#1x01 no such thing as vampires
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ballet of the unhatched dicks (Partuition, s2 e7)
Gosh, season two is a real bummer. I know I will find joy in this show again, but “Partuition” is not it.
Before we get into it, red alert, turn on the klaxons, it’s Janeway hair watch! I genuinely thought I’d lost my mind when I started the episode and found a season two Janeway bob on my screen. It’s not the best ever iteration of Janeway with short hair, but they were trying a thing.
The bob is (spoiler) gone by the next episode. Let us not contemplate the in-universe logistics of Janeway’s disappearing-then-reappearing mane and just appreciate that movement, of a kind, is happening on the hair front.
Anyhoo, the rest of this episode is nonstop yikes on bikes. Tom realizes he has a crush on Kes, Neelix gets jealous, and our boys are stranded on a dangerous planet to work out their feelings. There’s also a baby dinosaur question mark?
I don’t hate jealous Neelix as a story thread. Narratives about toxic relationships are important! What I hate hate hate is the way this show repeatedly fails to center Kes or her feelings. This episode is wall-to-wall men having opinions about Neelix being a bad boyfriend, when it could be a story about Kes coming to terms with having a bad boyfriend. It’s so bad, y’all, and I want to launch it into a nebula.
The emotional immaturity of Neelix, Tom, and indeed the script itself, comes out in the high school tenor of the comedy. Like, there is a food fight. Tom acts like a teenager who, quote, “can't let myself be alone with her” (barf). The writers are like, “teehee, aren’t men the WORST,” but I am genuinely offended on behalf of actual men, who are adults and don’t need to be told their bad behavior is cute or funny or whatever.
Nor do we get counter-programming in which smart, capable, emotionally intelligent Kes realizes she is too good for this nonsense. Instead the Doctor delivers an APPALLING monologue in which he states, “You should consider it a high compliment. Throughout history, men have fought over the love of a woman.” To my ear Picardo is struggling with this dialogue, which is supposed to be drily witty but springs from a “boys will be boys” attitude that doesn’t make sense from our dispassionate, take-no-crap EMH.
The solution to our love triangle, obviously, is for Tom and Neelix to be stuck in a proverbial elevator together, working out their jealousy issues as if they are characters in The Iliad fighting over female chattel. We get a garbled science fiction plot (I had a hard time suspending my disbelief on this one, with its reliance on old wives' tales about baby birds not being removed from nests, and a grown man proposing to leave an alien infant to die). The only nice thing I can say is that the baby bird alien is actually kinda cute? I dunno. I like what I like.
As our boys discuss their feelings for Kes behind her back (yuck), Neelix figures out how to care for the baby alien (to which Paris says, “You're not its godfather. You're its godmother." Holy crap, this show is written exclusively by men who, when they watch their kids, call it “babysitting”).
Paris and Neelix make up, but there's something crucial missing, a scene that every romantic comedy fan knows and loves: the grovel. The grovel is what makes battle-of-the-sexes narratives work. In romantic comedies, men are never forgiven until they show that they know what they did. Both of these men have much to apologize for, but Kes never hears a single apology. The nicest line we get is Neelix’s, “I don't pick Kes's friends for her,” but he says this to Tom.
Apparently when the patriarchy asks itself, “how could we suck less and treat women better?” the answer they come up with is: “we could be bros?” “we could agree to share?” It is inane and offensive and I want to throw it into the garbage and then set the garbage on fire.
SO BAD. 0.5/5 strands of Alfarian hair pasta.
#star trek#star trek voyager#janeway's hair#neelix is the worst#seriously throw both of these men out
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GIVE ME YOUR HEADCANONS FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOY. BEST BOY. KARR!
holy crap. the universe does not want me to make this post I SWEAR.
I was having difficulties answering one of the segments of the format you were asking for, so I shelfed it for a bit to think on it. I never came to a conclusion HASODH-
I scrolled thru asks and saw this. Holy moly you have been waiting for so long, if you are still here I would just like to say that I am so sorry for that like. I really meant to get to this sooner--
Well, if the wait has been this long, I had better make my response worth it right. So I’d better get the text format.
wait where is it.
I scrolled through old posts and old asks for like 20 minutes to find the format.
I did not find the format
I typed up a long intro explaining this whole situation, and got started writing the ask
THE PAGE REFRESHED.
TUMBLR AUTOSAVED NONE OF IT.
I also thought I lost THIS draft for a second and nearly screamed. luckily I did not I was just on the wrong blog
this is try number. across all of the times I’ve touched it I don’t actually know. Time two today tho.
Anyway AHSOD I am so sorry for the long wait AND that I will not be using the original format because it has Disappeared. If I do eventually find it, I’ll probably revisit this with anything I missed, but for now I will just be doing my best with what I remember and adding some other nonsense Just Because. I hope this is good asdioh-
Headcanons about Canon and not AUs for once in my life
You know how in TDR, they have that really zoomed out shot at the end of the chase before Karr careens off a cliff where they do a bit of an Oopsie. That oopsie being “there is a very clear way out of this situation. that way is turning left instead of right.”
And you know how in KvK, Karr’s self preservation programming is basically thrown out the window? So that they could throw model cars at each other or sumn I’m not being sarcastic there’s actually a few split seconds where you can see them throwing model cars at each other it’s so freaking funny I highly recommend going back and looking for it if you didn’t see it, it’s like behind the explosion I think, idk the exact timing bc it’s been a while but Yeah
Well. The IRL explanation for these things is almost definitely “because it looks cool”, and I’m definitely making way more of it than there is, but behold. I have basically informed my opinion on Karr’s personality (behind the whole scared for his life thing) from these things. Because, as a hyper-intelligent AI, he really shouldn’t be able to make these sort of “dumb” mistakes, right?
The best I’ve got, then, is that he’s a LOT more influenced by emotions than Kitt is. I don’t know whether I’d go as far as to say that he experiences them MORE, because Kitt clearly does have them... I think he’s just more cautious by nature, so he doesn’t really let himself act on them much. Karr, though? He’s impulsive, and easily swayed off course by panic, anger, sadness, etc. That’s why, despite being just as smart as Kitt is, he often makes far less rational decisions.
He drove off a cliff because he was so scared that he just acted on impulse without doing any of the AI rationalizing stuff we’re used to seeing from Kitt. If he’d have cleared his mind enough to scan ahead and process the routes as he drove, he would have made a different decision. That’s Kitt’s biggest advantage in their fights, and it would be his greatest contribution if the two were ever to team up; both of them can smash things, but only one of them can work properly under pressure.
Even down to his programming--code can be changed, so it’s not the law that we often think of it as. It’s just a very, VERY strong suggestion. Kitt has never tried to change it; he’s never even CONSIDERED it. Karr, though? He reached his breaking point. The thought of continuing to live his life on the run, unable to trust anyone or stay anywhere, was enough to drive him crazy. He COULDN’T bring himself to continue with FLAG--and specifically Michael and Kitt--constantly on his tail. So, he snapped and overrode his very foundation. He’d either get rid of them or die trying.
That’s probably the core of why Devon was so scared of him, without providing much of a concrete reason. Because Karr’s unpredictable, far closer to human than they’d ever expected him to be. Even when he was on their side, they didn’t think they could trust him not to change his mind, or make a snap decision that endangered everyone involved. I think he could have gotten control of it over time, but it definitely makes more sense that they wouldn’t want to work with him in this state. Their response to it is still immoral imo, but if they didn’t fully realize his sentience and just saw it as a programming fluke, then I could see where it seemed necessary. Especially if an accident like that had already happened... Not gonna elaborate on that here; I’ve made a post about it, and tbh I probably shouldn’t have because it wasn’t my idea in the slightest. It’s just such a good headcanon that I basically adopted it immediately AHSIDO (Yes I did credit the fren in the original post, but it still just wasn’t the ideal way to go about it tbh, that’s why I’m not linking either. If you really wanna scroll for it, it is still there so go for it ig best of luck to ye IASHDOHSA, but otherwise it’s really not mine to tell)
Headcanons that are so extremely Not Canon / for AUs
While the Karr that is in canon hasn’t had much time to be in the world, and thus is far less worldly than Kitt is, I would think that it would come much more naturally to him than his brother if given the chance. I mean heck, he developed a whole salesman personality underwater sooo /lh That probably means that he also does that copying thing really well, too. Like, how Kitt picked up on the Trucker jargon that one time and got excited and parroted it for a bit... it happens pretty often, but that’s the clearest example I’ve got right now oops. Anyway, I think Karr does that, too, but incorporates it in a somewhat more stealthy way. Because if he messed up people will be Trying to Murder Him Again.
All I’m saying is. One of them might have a chance of understanding meme culture and that one sure as heck isn’t Kitt.
Like, I actually think that Karr and Michael would have... shockingly similar personalities if Karr actually got to understand the world and himself better? If they’d stop hating each other for a second, I think they’d get along really well. Both loyalty driven, both impulsive due to emotionality, both sometimes make dumb decision because they just care too much... bothwouldprobablydieforKitteventhoughhedhateit oops what’s that my brothers bias showing????
Anyway, how this applies in Human!AU is that Karr can blend into human life really well. Like, he’s just as curious and unsure as Kitt is, but he quickly picks up on the basic behaviors that people around him are routinely using and integrates them so as not to stick out. And then, as time goes on, he just would kind of figure out what it all means himself, to the point where he’s reverse engineered how to be human with quite good accuracy. Whereas Kitt is always very curious and is quite open about it, because why wouldn’t he be y’know he’s not used to hiding, so he’d probably stand out a lot more at first if he didn’t have Michael there to do most of the talking and explain things for him. Idk if that makes any sense but yeah. I just love the thought of Karr actually being the knowledgeable older sibling because he’s had much more time to adjust to his new form, and like he actually has a whole life of his own going on that he’s basically just disappeared into until Michael and Kitt show up. Kitt asks him stuff, and he almost always has an answer. On occasion, those answers are confidently incorrect. But he’s trying OAHSDOIHSA
Also Karr and Michael bickering about basically everything, things that don’t matter in the slightest, while Kitt’s just standing there making sure it doesn’t go too far. The second it starts going south “Why does it matter anyway?” and everyone’s just dead silent. It didn’t matter they just had a bad case of the Himbos.
Like, it’s pretty easy to forget that Karr’s an AI after you’ve been talking to him for a while. But then you ask him something when he’s not worked up about anything, and he provides this Giggachad Massive Brain response and it’s like “oh YEAH”
Love Language
BECAUSE WHY NOT
Actually tho, I genuinely think love language is so important to his character specifically. You can take it as romantic if you want, that’s not how I personally mean it in this case tho. I mean how he addresses the people that he cares about, no matter what the nature of it is.
See, a lot of the (in my mind) misunderstandings about his character stem from how he acted whenever he got a new pilot. Like, with Tony and Rev, it could be easy to think that he was being walked all over by them and that he was entirely aimless. It would also be easy to think that, no, he did have a motivation, because he wanted to steal things + kidnap people. Same with John to a lesser extent, because John never told him to do the bad things, just also didn’t really try to get him to do good things either. So surely Karr chose to do bad because he really, really just wanted to?
But I think that, while it doesn’t excuse his bad decisions (ESPECIALLY not the ones that put people’s lives in danger), a lot of it can be explained by love language. Karr, simply put, has the Acts of Service love language.
The reason Karr let Tony and Rev direct him however they wished is because, after they inadvertently rescued him from deactivation, he felt indebted and was genuinely grateful. He showed it by DOING whatever they asked of him. And all he hoped was that they would get him help in exchange, which they did in about the most awful way possible but yeah.
And then John came along, and Karr is DESPERATELY trying to do the same thing... John never asks for his help with, anything really, but Karr is proactively trying to get him to ask for something. Doesn’t matter what, he’ll do it. It becomes increasingly frustrating when his acts of service aren’t seen as good enough, when he technically had what he needed but was still sorely lacking a friend. And then he started going to truly awful extremes to show through ACTION that he was a loyal friend, that whether John thought he needed a companion or not, he’d be there, he PROMISED.
He also, to a somewhat lesser extent, takes action against those who have wronged him, as if to say “I’m done caring, and I’ll SHOW you how”, y’know? A lot of it was out of self defense, but still important to mention ig.
You could say that this is due to the nature of them being AIs right, like built to provide a service from the beginning so I’m SURE they do feel that way yea. However, I honestly feel like Kitt would express care through basically anything other than that. Like, acts of service are the bare minimum, he’d do THAT for anybody because he was made for it. If he goes out of his way to spend time with you, though--or in an human!AU, if he leans into a hug--then he really does care. So, I really am not just defaulting to this. I think Karr specifically thinks of it as more than his obligation, it’s his great joy to show how much he cares.
I think there were more things, but also this post is so long already what IOASHDOSAD- I’m also . kinda sleepy so I’m sorry if this doesn’t make sense oo f- And I hope that it’s worth the wait aa ahhh
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And will have a part 4 then the phantom and Jack arrives in Okinawa Jack got full of wonder and curiosity then he saw the sea for the very first time then arrived in the beach Jack get a floater and just relax in the water and also accidentally turn a fish into a huge popsicle then discover in Okinawa have a jail Jack got scared because that jail was really scary then that voice say Sophia was worthless he got angry and yell together with mona ryuji during that time Jack was friends with Sophia
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Our Little Buddy- Ryuji Sakamato x Reader Part Four
After clearing Hyodo's Jail, the Phantom Thieves took off to Okinawa.
Hearing how excited everyone was to go made Jack Sakamato (Last Name) curious and excited. After all, he hadn't seen much of the world beyond Sapporo, and he couldn't wait to see it.
Upon arriving in Okinawa, Jack was practically bouncing off the walls.
He couldn't wait to see the wonderful city you guys had raved so much about.
Though he was pretty sad that he couldn't be seen with other people around, but you made sure to keep his mask with you.
You and Ryuji bought him some gifts from the gift shops, and he loved them.
And you and Ryuji brought him to the beach, where he had the time of his life.
He made sand castles with Yusuke, sat and watched the ocean with Morgana, and hung out in the ocean with you and Ryuji.
Although, while he was floating in the ocean, he accidentally froze a fish and turned it into a popsicle.
"Hee! Whoops, ho! I didn't mean to, hee!"
But you and Ryuji laughed it off.
"It's okay, little buddy. We know."
He also had a nice laugh when Yusuke buried Zenkichi in the sand, and ran away when he got pissed off.
Then, he joined the Phantom Thieves and had a nice meal with everyone.
That was the best day of Jack Sakamato (Last Name)'s life.
Unfortunately, it all came to an end when the zombified townspeople began to hunt them all down.
The Phantom Thieves escaped to the lab you found earlier, and Sophia discovered there was a Jail there.
So you entered the Jail, and it was horrifying.
Everything was in ruins, and the whole place had this scary vibe.
Jack was hiding behind you and Ryuji similar to how Makoto was hiding behind Joker.
So you and Ryuji made sure to hold his hands as you explored the Jail.
So together, you explored the creepy Jail
You listened to the tapes, and tried to figure out what was up with this Jail just like the others
When Sophie took off running out of nowhere, Jack got worried and followed her, prompting you, Ryuji and the Phantom Thieves to go after them
When you finally caught up to them, they were in a dark, empty room
Then you heard a voice, eerily similar to Sophie's
Jack watched her reactions as the disembodied voice called her worthless
Seeing her so sad made him sad as well, and furious at whatever meanie decided to put her down
And without thinking, he exploded
"Hee, the only worthless person I see here is you, ho!"
You, Ryuji, Sophie and the Phantom Thieves watched him in shock
"Hee, nobody talks about my friends like that, ho! What's your problem, hee?!"
And Ryuji joined him as well
Listening to his outburst shocked you, but you knew why he reacted that way, considering his past
And Mona joined in, and so did you
"Yeah, where do you get off on talking to Sophie like that?! She's the farthest possible thing from worthless! She's smart, she's kind, and she's loyal. That's more than you'll ever be!"
Sophie watched you all in surprise
She hadn't expected you all to get so angry
Jack took her hand and gave her a comforting smile
Sophie smiled back at him, and you and Ryuji exchanged a proud smile
So together, you fought the Lockkeeper and exited the Jail
After the whole ordeal, you and the Phantom Thieves went through all the stuff in the lab, trying to look for clues.
You didn't find much, but Futaba did find a USB with a list of names.
Jack asked Joker to see his phone so he could talk to Sophia, so Joker handed him his phone while he looked around.
"Hey there, Jack Sakamato (Last Name). Did you need something?"
"Hee, are you feeling okay, ho?"
Sophia let out a questioning hum.
"What do you mean?"
"Hee, after yesterday, when that awful voice said all those things to you, ho. Jack wanted to make sure you were okay."
Sophia smiled at him.
"Yes, I'm feeling much better now. And thank you for standing up for me. You are a great friend, Jack."
Jack smiled widely and handed the phone back to Joker.
After that was over, the Phantom Thieves made plans to head off to Kyushu while Zenkichi headed back to Kyoto.
While the Phantom Thieves were talking, Jack wandered off a little.
As he walked around, he noticed Zenkichi by the docks.
And he heard a very interesting conversation between Zenkichi and his commissioner.
As it turns out, the man only made the deal with the Phantom Thieves to turn them in to the police.
Jack felt betrayed. This whole time, he thought of Zenkichi as a friend, and even though he gave him a hard time and called him "Gramps" like everyone else, he was still fond of the old man.
But knowing he was planning to harm his family, his dads, made the old man lose the little guy's trust completely.
Enraged, Jack stomped up to him.
As Zenkichi was putting his phone away, he noticed him.
"Oh! Hey, little guy. You startled me."
"Hee... Jack overheard everything, ho."
Zenkichi's eyes widened.
"Y-You did?"
"Hee, yeah! Jack knows what you're planning, ho!"
Zenkichi nervously held up his hands.
"Look, little guy, you don't understand. I just-"
"Hee, save it! You're a liar and a traitor, ho! Jack doesn't want your excuses, ho! And you'd best believe that if you do anything to hurt Jack's dads, hee, he'll freeze you into an ice statue, ho!"
Zenkichi stared at him in shock. Jack shot him an icy haha glare before leaving to join back with the Phantom Thieves.
Jack didn't mention anything about Zenkichi, and just talked casually with you and Ryuji.
He hoped the old man wouldn't go through with his original idea, but working under Mariko Hyodo had taught him not to trust someone too much.
Well, unless it was his dads.
So, he decided to mention it later.
For now, he would go along with the plan and stick with his dads.
They protected him, and he'll protect them from anyone, even the old man.
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answering earlier than expected bc of a random burst of energy? couldn’t be me 🤭 nah but i actually feel kinda sad™️ rn and u make me feel better so here i am 🤞but OMGKEJFJWBFHE WHERE DO I EVEN BEGINNNNN
youcore fr bc you’re so smart and cool bae ugh your mind is everything OMGMGMGMM you got me wanting to jump through the screen to gently hold shin but also gently hold you bc KDNSJDDKDN the storyline fits so well and like,,,, suits him if that makes sense???? i’m absolutely HERE for this letter writing arc and im so fuckin excited you have no idea <3 <3 <3 (might inspire to make more playlists too, just for u <3) even despite all this, I can still feel his dorky and soft self and I JUST
there’s this cute comic from @/loweater of toshi using asl w bakugou and eri and if i can find it i’ll tag you :) OH and his dad being his therapist and all the other details about his family wE LOVE TO SEE IT 🗣🗣🗣 (this moreso relates back to the blog which we’re gonna get into- but i remember you writing abt his (3?)pet cats so just a little idea there for u :>)
last thing darling!! please please please don’t feel pressured to reopen that blog or talk to me constantly. getting a little more personal in 3, 2, 1~ for the longest time when u took your hiatus, i felt so bad and guilty bc I thought I was the reason and I took so much of your time and energy and I admit and apologize for being way more emotionally dependent than I should’ve been. things have changed now and im doing a lot better! i love and care for u vv much so pls don’t beat yourself up over it ok <3
wait no sorry THIS is the last thing I swear 😭 i was actually gonna msg u a couple days ago bc i actually had a dream abt the voicemail thing- long story short,,,,, i think i called shin back the next day, we said hello and i unexpectedly (to him anyway) asked him a question abt his new pet fish…??? OK before u think i’m crazy;;; i think it was smth that he had rambled abt in the voicemail and i was asking abt it just to talk and exist freely before getting into the Other Much Needed To Be Discussed Topics.
okay i went like way overboard im sorry 💀 ily forever my darling mwah <3
I NEVER GOT THE NOTIFICATION FOR THIS IM SO SAD :(
UHM 1) i hope you're ok w me answering this publicly w the more personal info shared, if not lemme know and i will, idk delete this post? that being said! between my own terrible unmotivation and personal issues, plus yes maybe a little bit with the emotional dependence, it just felt hard to keep up with the blog. but you were never, ever ever ever, a Big Bad in my life, never. overwhelming sometimes, yeah(BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR IT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OUR FLAWS MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER). but when i made the decision to close the blog it was not "riri makes things hard :(" it was, "things are hard and i gotta focus on myself :(". i appreciate and abs accept your apology though you are so cool and i am so so happy knowing that you're doing better <3
a bit of an extension on that;; i'm still deciding whether i wanna reopen the blog tbh. i've got a couple wips on there that i meant to finish but never did, plus small storylines i wanted to pursue thru shin's blogs that i can't exactly emulate thru I Am An Author Writing a Thing when it should be This Is A Guy Writing Stuff On His Tumblr Blog. plus publicly posting my writing is so rewarding to me :}
2) PLEASE DO JUMP THRU THE SCREEN and gently hold me n shin - woahoah we would both love that methinks. grrrr. i love you so much riri. no amount of poetic words can convey how much i love and adore you TRULY. you are a light in my life, i am happy and ready to have room in my life for you again :) <3
3) YOU DREAMED ABT IT AJFNNE. shin getting a fish... that would def clash with his, yes, 3 kitty cats. but also a calm pet that doesn't require love and affection? holy crap i shoulda considered it, that'd be way fitting for them,,, if not for the fact that fish are Slimy and shin likes Fluffy. in an alternate world where cats hadn't already stolen their heart, i can easily imagine shin getting into fish and maybe even lizards. he's got the range~
idk if i'm exactly gonna write what was said in the voicemail cos i wanted to leave that up to your interpretation, and tbh i'm GLAD for that cos your interpretation is great. muahaha
ilyilyily going to check out the mecore link now muah <3
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Just found out they made a movie version of Matilda the Musical. As someone who was so obsessed at age 12 that I can still remember most of the lyrics to the songs at age 19, I've decided to chronicle my thoughts as I watch. (NOTE: anytime I mention "the OG" I am referring to the broadway musical, not the book)
I thought the "I can be a solider and shoot you in the face" line was very fun and original. Can't believe they sanitized it and we're not even 3 minutes in.
I am enjoying the "Miracle" segment so far. It's giving music video vibes. (but also, Disney just straight up added the Hamilton stage performance to their streaming service, and I'm already wishing they did that. The show was really fun!)
I thought part of Mrs. Wormwood's denial could've been more convincing if she wasn't obviously pregnant (admittedly they didn't do that in the original either--it's too bad; she should've been in really good shape to still almost make her dancing competition)
They cut Ruuuuuuudolpho the dancer how could they
Library bus is fun but real actual libraries are also great. Mrs. Phelps seems nice so far.
Mr. Wormwood being worried about debt actually makes more sense for him to be doing all his shady stuff.
Miss. Honey seems like she's doing her best.
I take it back the dad's even more of an ass in this--I don't remember him setting her up and then GLOATING ABOUT IT
I liked "Naughty" except for the roof bit; Matila's supposed to be smart, not climbing all over the exterior of her house like an idiot. (note: Movie Matilda is also a bit of a dumbass)
Since Mr. Wormwood is going on about the escapologist, does that mean we're getting less of Mrs. Phelps?--never mind
So is the Trunchbull not the acrobat's sister in this one?
They changed some of the story--she doesn't try to do the *circus announcer voice* "it is the greatest feat EVER known to man"
Kiddo knows that turnabout is fair play
Isaac the lizard might be the best addition to the story (we will see)
"School Song" is simultaneously most similar and most different from the musical and I didn't like it at first (I thought the school gate with the letter blocks was the coolest thing) the way they managed to incorporate a lot of stuff from the original
Nigel panicking about advanced math (relative to himself) is very relatable
They're all so tinyyyyyyyy when you're 12 you don't notice as much
Thinking she meant finish instead of erase, omg kiddo
That booklist, holy crap. I was a reading addict in HS and now the most I read is sections of my textbooks (I love STEM but it's so much workkkkk)
They cut all of "Pathetic" except the last line (don't be pathetic, netflix)
OMG it's the Hammer song (can't remember the official name right now D: oh no) The actress doesn't make the song hit the same way as the OG actress. The recording part is funny though
Honestly the bits of Miss. Honey's voice from the hammer song makes me even more disappointed they didn't include "Pathetic" she sounds good
The dad had a fun song making fun of authors and also the audience; it doesn't lend itself well to movie adaptation but it was funny as hell.
Pretty sure the book that was ripped up in all the previous adaptations was Moby Dick
The dad is even crazier business-wise in this and in the OG he cheated the Russian mafia
"Telekinipsis" you precious child
Wait omfg they brought back Hortensia
I liked "Chokey"
Narcolepsy was kept yay
Poor Amanda
OOOOOOOO evil stepsister (wait was that the original plot anyway?)
It was indeed not the OG plot I now remember "Forgotten by everyone except... the acrobat's sister" was the line
Mrs. Phelps I love you omg
The kid constantly trying telekinesis is so cute
The hug was interrupted how could she
Bruce I hope you get your song
"a pact with Satan and stolen my cake" she's so extra
Yay he got his song!
Where did she even get a teaching certification
"When I Grow Up" had no lyrics changed and yet the vibes were entirely different. I liked the adult ensemble coming in and all the swings and stuff in the OG. Again, Miss. Honey has a great voice and I'm disappointed they cut "Pathetic"
The story sequence was good, but it would've been better if they kept the fire extinguisher foam bit.
Mrs. Phelps ready to call CPS on Matilda's nonexistent aunt
The dad was a comedy figure in the OG why is he like this
The story is back yay and I like that she's putting herself in the daughter's place (we know it's Miss. Honey but she doesn't)
"Don't Cry" was excellent
It's fun that everyone thinks Matilda is a hero
"Smell of Rebellion" is more solid than "Throw the Hammer"
Gym is apparently the hell class
Zeke was a dwarf I think why is he a parrot now???
OMG the telekinesis boy was Eric Ink
I liked this version of "Quiet" but thinking about it now, 90% sure it's called dissociation, kiddo
"My House" was really nice but I feel like the actress was a bit breathy at first; she did better when the song let her push more. (again, she'd be really good with the song "Pathetic" (open the door))
Chokey is supposed to be a tiny closet, not an outhouse
Oh good, they kept the mafia that was a good subplot
*rebels* [insert 50 chokeys here]
THEY CUT REVOLTING CHILDREN THE RATING IS GOING DOWN
WAIT NO NEVERMIND
I like that Hortensia got to be the deuteragonist in the song initially written for her. However, the song wasn't quite as good as the OG version.
The song Miss. Honey sings after the parents drive away I'm 90% sure is movie-musical-only
Isaac deserves the best life I'm glad that Lavender got her bestie back
THE CREDITS VERSION IS THE OFFICIAL BROADWAY CAST RECORDING OF WHEN I GROW UP I KNOW THIS SONG
(sidenote, I am dancing in my dorm room at 12:25 am and having the time of my life)
Final rating 6.5 to 7 out of 10. Solid, would recommend, but the stage musical is still better. Would listen to my CD of the show rather than watch again.
((I would like to specify that my family IS NOT RICH. There's this option on Broadway that you put your name in a raffle for a show that day (I think? again, I was 12) and if you win the tickets (which are like the last few seats in the theater) are much cheaper. If you are in NYC and you have this option, 10/10 would recommend))
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History-Channeling Anthony Bourdain
A: (rubbing his hands together, waiting)
K: Hey.
A: Hey yourself. What’s all this set up about? (noting the single chair) I thought we were beyond that.
K: Simplicity’s sake…mentality’s sake.
A: Huh.
K: Huh yourself. Way back when, this is how it was done.
A: Huh. (emphasizes it) I don’t like it.
K: Boo hoo for you.
A: (smiles and chuckles)
K: How are you doing, Tony?
A: I…have never been better. Really…took some time off, did some other work…I feel great. How ‘bout you?
K: (faking shock and surprise) Exactly the same thing. Holy crap are we ever the same person.
A: You wish.
K: I actually don’t. I’m quite okay being skin and bones right now.
A: No kidding.
K: Conversation around the dinner table was interesting though. You were brought up. I’m pretty sure that’s why I’m seeing you again.
A: Not just that. You’re my…buddy…(pauses in saying buddy).
K: Wow, Tony. That was super sweet. Where did you learn that word?
A: I know. What the fuck was that?
K: Beats me but since you’re here, I have a question.
A: Okay.
K: It’s probably going to disturb some shit.
A: Even better.
K: Christopher Columbus…
A: Talk to him yourself.
K: Maybe I will but some other time. Christopher Columbus, the Vikings, the Romans or…the Chinese. Who found the Americas first?
A: (mouth drops open) Kim!
K: I know. We were just playing a trivia game last night but something piqued my curiosity. I’m not going to look it up. I’m not going to do anything but type what you whisper in my ear. I’m going to close my eyes and count to three and then you tell me. Okay?
A: (sits back and crosses and ankle over a knee) Okay.
Taking a pause to center and let him talk in my ear. After I hear some complaining I hear Chinese.
K: Really????
A: Yes. Here’s the deal.
K: Okay.
A: People consider that the older the civilization, the more archaic or primitive. Absolutely the wrong way to think. Yes, there were the cavemen but consider something for just a second. What was before the caveman? You also need to consider that Atlantis…wasn’t destroyed just once. It was destroyed multiple times. They were also very technologically advanced. All of that knowledge went with the survivors. So, before the primitive…was the…smart…advanced…what’s that word I’m looking for…genius level civilizations that knew how to sail large boats and who knew how to build buildings and fortresses and who knew about plumbing before it went out of style and all of that had to be relearned again. What’s now known as the Chinese…they didn’t have to relearn so much because they kept all of that knowledge. The Romans relearned it. The Egyptians kept it, but they also lost a lot of what the Chinese people kept. History is not exactly what people believe it to be and that sort of information is going to be revealed now and some people are going to like it and some people aren’t so much. It’s wherever you are at your level of acceptance and understanding that things aren’t always going to be what they seem. Far from it. Little bits of discoveries are going to change the face of a history book that people have been repeatedly reading for hundreds of years because that’s all they’ve ever known. The technological advances that are coming on board sooner than later are going to be able to help with this. Carbon dating…with all the advances that are coming…is going to be obsolete. Family trees…genealogy is going to be able to go back further and further and further. Things are going to get very different at a very fast rate in the next fifty or so years. I’m glad this is coming up. I was a big history fan because it shaped the people and the cultures that I connected with through my travels. To have the information get broader or change is something so phenomenal, it blows my fucking socks off…even from here.
K: Do you think that a lot of spirits who are watching that unfolding or even the aliens that are watching it all unfold like that…do you think they’re excited about that happening?
A: It’s part of disclosure. It’s part of the steps that disclosure is taking. You’re going to have your ships as light in the sky…then more ships, then talking to these beings then learning from them because they have the records of the Earth. Not only that, these alien races will connect with individuals to show them where to find the real truth of certain cultures or discoveries. Right now, this is happening through the dream state and then the person will wake up with an epiphany or a new idea to pursue…a new question to answer. Someone who is really fucking good at it is Graham Hancock. He’s a shit disturber. I’m a big fan and he gets the flack back because people don’t want to admit that they fucked up. But that’s the wrong idea. There hasn’t been some monumentous fuck up. People only know what they know…want to know or what they’ve been told that makes logical sense. Logical…in the next fifty years is going to look very different too. And there will be some that are ready for things not to make a lot of sense and some that aren’t. The ones that are ready will be getting the clues as to where to look for a different looking history. The ones that aren’t will be the arguing factor and try to disprove it but with the technology that’s coming, they won’t be able to disprove anything.
K: That is so COOL!!!
A: For example, Atlantis, there are a few different thoughts on it. One, it was destroyed once. Two, it was destroyed several times. Truth…it was destroyed several times. Lemuria…destroyed…was peaceful…didn’t war. Truth…warred with Atlantis. Will this be figured out? Absolutely it will because it carves the way for more truths about history from that starting point. Truth, Earth has always been a planet of duality even in times of Lemuria. Truth again, that was a tough situation for the Lemurians who brought with them the energy of the unconditional…as the One Source. They were both male and female. Come to a planet of duality…that separates. It’s not easy separating something that is both those aspects into two different beings, but they had to go through it. It created a lot of anger and frustration…mental anguish with the Lemurians. It wasn’t always rainbows and sunshine…something that is believed to be Lemurian from a lot of people that follow that stuff. Those are just examples. The Chinese could sail any ocean out there. Why? Because they had the water benders and could control the oceans. Because their sailors were water benders, it was easy to sail and discover a lot of the world.
K: Whoa ho ho ho!!!!!! Oh my God!!! You are so right. I forgot about the bending.
A: When will people take into consideration the spiritual component or the alchemical component of history and what really happened maybe…in some dark age…was ultimately considered evil or witchcraft so all of it was taken off the records because if that knowledge was available…everyone would be witches.
K: Get real. That’s an overstatement.
A: Not really.
K: Wow!!! My heart is beating so fast.
A: How’s your cardio?
K: Shit right now because I’ve been sick for three weeks and you’re giving me a workout with how fast you’re talking.
A: But you have to admit that it’s so fucking…fascinating.
K: It totally is. It really had me considering a lot of stuff when it was first brought up to me last night.
A: Honestly, I don’t think it’s anything that people need to rail against because they lived it, and they shaped history. History…that saying that history repeats itself…I mean, it’s true but the history repeating is looking a lot different than the assumptions that have been made to date.
K: Do you think that there’s a way…or a time where people will be able to make peace with the history that has been or that has been remembered so they can accept the history that’s about to present itself in a different way than what we’re used to or have been taught?
A: It’s tough for people to make peace with or forgive a history because they have formed such a heavy attachment to it. And that’s fair. Some of it has been hurtful…abusive and traumatic but to carry that into the future is full of redundancy. It just…as much as it’s painful it blocks progress and even those that carry the weight of their pasts and their history as some sort of badge of honor…deep down, they want progress. Progress happens with truth and there are a lot of truths coming so you’re either on board with that discovery of truth or you’re not. There are a couple different groups. People that want truth and people that don’t. People that want to move towards a more…a fifth, sixth, seventh dimensional way of being and people that want to stay in the third, second, first. But that’s Earth. That’s what Earth is. It’s choice, it’s free will, and it’s duality. Just like Lemuria, it will split and take whichever group it wants with it.
K: So, there will be two Earths?
A: There already is.
K: Whoa!!!! WHOA!!!! COOL!!!!
A: And just as fucked up as it was for the Lemurians, it’s gonna be for people. It’s a choice though. History can come with depending on who’s discovering what and how much fight there is against it. History is progressive even if it hasn’t been totally revealed yet.
K: I love it. I really do love it. Thank you for answering me.
A: I also got a call. I’ve been waiting for the call. Have you gotten the call?
K: I have not gotten the call. To be honest, I’m usually the last to be called. It’s when everyone else gets their shit together that I’m called.
A: And then the choice is ultimately yours.
K: Yep. And if I say no, they find someone else.
A: No!!!
K: Yep. That’s how it’s working these days.
A: I guess that’s fair.
K: So, I just let them do what they need to do…say what they need to say but they better have a back up because if I’m not feeling it, it’s not gonna be me.
A: Well, that’s a loss.
K: I’ll take that as a compliment. I have to jet though. Thanks for this. This has been amazing. You’re amazing.
A: As usual. I’ll stop in later tonight. We’ll catch up.
K: Cool. Looking forward to it.
A: See ya.
K: Bhu-Bye.
#Anthony Bourdain#History#spirituality#talking with ghosts#channeling#channeling spirit#new age#mediumship#psychic#intuition#automatic writing#message from spirit#mediumship readings#channeled messages#messages from heaven
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Okay okay okay (and i know you left me an ask (tho it was on anon, wasn't sure if you meant to do that lol) - and I will respond), but I NEED to rant rn. So I have been going through Ateez's variety shows like I'd mentioned and right now I'm working through Salary Lupin and holy crap the MPD murder mystery!!
Look, we've all seen idol groups do these Clue-esque whodunnits but I have never seen a group so invested. I know we talked about them being great actors but like - this took the cake. I was so immersed in the story and their responses were so believable and on point, like holy crap. Normally the idols lose it halfway through and things just devolve into chaos but Ateez stayed fully on task and serious and wow!
Also Yeosang's hypothesis with the split personality having a crush on San - dude! I don't care if it ended up being false, that was an amazing little snippet of storytelling. There might be nothing between those ears most of the time but he was on fire during this.
Normally groups fail to find the culprit because they miss half the clues or need help from the staff or are just too busy being chaotic, but they really tried and they genuinely missed things that were hard to find, not because of lack of trying, and just - wow. I was so impressed at their dedication, they were so into it. Ateez as kdrama actors now please.
(Side note - I absolutely adore the fact that they put in a queer romance, even tho it was relatively one sided (but also one sided due to him being San's boss, not necessarily due to him being a guy); the fact that the members didn't tease, didn't say oh because he's a guy, gross, etc, like it didn't even faze them, they just took it as an intriguing piece of evidence and moved right along with the story. I absolutely loved that 😭) ....
Also these guys are all terrifyingly good at playing these games and why do they always point to San first 😂 what did he ever do to y'all!
I sent it on anon? Ughhhh. AHH that's what I get for typing and walking. 😔
SALARY LUPIN IS THE STUFF OF LEGEND.
They're so good, right? They take it all so seriously. There's intrigue, there's sweetness, there's fun! Every episode, they were COMMITTED.
I loved the murder mystery!! They searched the rooms so seriously, they presented their theories, they listened well, and they worked through their ideas and suspicions. It seemed like so much fun and they were dedicated to the game!
Yeosang is so smart. Annnnd capable of being soooo crafty. I feel like that comes up time and time again in their shows eg. the spy episodes. Like you'll have to tell him what he's supposed to be doing ten times in a row but he'll be able to lie to your face or betray you without even blinking. Iconic!
Exactly! Get them in a k-drama! For bonus points, make it a murder mystery!!
San is only guilty of being San and apparently, to the rest of the members, that means he's always guilty guilty! 🥺😂
The thing you can say about Ateez is... they're not afraid of a queer character in a story arc. Absolutely unbothered. And we love to see it!
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^^I think those were my main ones but Ofc there's probably ones that I missed due to missing childhood memories 😔
And YEHEHEHEA BOIII THISE 7MIN IN HEAVEN QUIZZES- istg id always get Eyeless Jack every time and if I didn't get him, I'd retake the quiz until I did 💀💀 and yeah he was my "main boyfriend" during my creepypasta phase and the funny thing is, I'm not sure if it even was because of his personality, I think it was just because he wore a BLUE mask.
Now lil funfact about me, when I was little, I was FUCKING O B S E S S E D WITH THE COLOUR BLUE. Always wanted to wear blue clothes, eat blue food, drink blue drinks (there was this one energy drink with a blue color that tasted absolutely awful, I still pestered my family members to buy it for me, even though I didn't like drinking it at all 🥲) I wanted EVERYTHING in blue—
So yeah, I held a questionable "love" for Mr.Kidney Eater lmfao. Also like, I left the CP before like, Bloody Painter and the others newer ones were made, so when I revisited it a while back I was like "who tf is this guy" and speaking of what changed after I left, I remember that EJs OG backstories was smth along the lines of "his father was a doctor, some shit happened, his father poked his eyes with like a Fireplace poker thingie and THATS why he got em black goo leaky eyes" and he was just Some Dude™ but that's also changed, I was so confused when they addressed him as a Demonic Creature like 👁👄👁 where'd my lil silly man go? (Not that I miss it THAT much but going from hahaha doctor twink with scalpel to an actual Threat™ was pretty jarring) there was also the gratification of getting The Smart One as a kid, like yeah I'm Not Like Other Girls I get the cool one, not JEFF. Oh, the Hipster/Internalised Misogyny Mindset my detested 💀
Speaking of old!Fanon, remember when they made Hoodie&Masky obsessed with cheesecake? And the reason WHY they made them obsessed with turned out to be pretty scummy actually? Big oof, big oof 💀
And OMFG THE PUBLISHED JEFF FANFIC AINT NO WAY— its honestly kinda impressive if you really think about it ngl imagine being able to sell physical copies of your fanfics without having it being just you printing out every pane in A4 format 🤔 it's just kinda unfortunate that the fanfics that DO get published are all kind of,,, crap (cough cough After cough 50 shades cough cough) like no flake on the authors (mostly) because good for them for being able to make money off smth they love doing (at least I think they do) but holy fuck what I would give if they actually published the good fanfics :,)
-Ren'py anon
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIIIVEEEEE
that’s the first one that was on there lol
GOD I LOVED KESHA HER MUSIC WAS TOP TIER
Lovely choices of nostalgia :D
LMFAO THAT’S A VALID REASON FOR WHY U WERE SO OBESSED WITH HIM. HOT MYSTERY MAN WITH MASK THAT IS ALSO A KILLER 😍😍😍 YUPPPPP THATS A KEEPER
And yeah no I can totally understand why you were so obsessed with blue! As kids, we literally have no idea of self identity and struggle with making a person out of ourselves. A lot of us grab ahold of one thing and try to stick with it, even when we don’t like it. I used to try so hard to be a tomboy. I hated pink, I didn’t like wearing skirts, I didn’t like makeup saying that I ‘liked being more natural’’, I wore an absurd amount of ugly male sweatshirts, T-shirts, and skinny jeans from Aeropostale, and most of all, I hated on other girls for being LITTLE GIRLS???
That got really deep oops, but yeah, most logical and relatable thing ever am I right 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 /hj
I’ve never looked into EJ’s backstory, all I knew is that he was hot, ate kidneys, and had goo for eyes. BUT OH MY GOD WHAT. WHY ARE CREEPYPASTA PARENTS ACTUALLY MONSTERS??? Probably because 11-18 year olds were sharing and altering the stories during the early 2010′s and whatever. Anyway, A FIREPLACE POKER INTO EJ’s EYES??? THAT IS SO BRUTAL HOLY SHIT. It’s so funny how you’re all like, “Oh shit man that’s crazy. Anyway, where’s my funky little cannibal? ^^”
I hate it when people change stories to smth paranormal or demonic. Like, I have little to no issues with it, but GOD DAMN do they butcher tf out of the genre.
Ah yes, that I”M DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS AND DON’T CARE ABOUT STUPID THINGS LIKE SELF CARE AND ESTEEM. No I could NEVER act like a decent person who doesn’t argue over every little thing 🙄🙄🙄
Yes yes yes YES, that whole Hoody and Masky thing was actually really cruel. I thought they just really loved cheesecake just like how Toby really liked waffles. Turns out, the entire Marble Hornets fandom made fun of the figure/weight of the actor who played Masky. Saying he should, ‘lay off the cheescake’.
That was so messed up man. I know it was early internet banter, but god damn that was just straight up brutal.
Yeah, I was shocked too. How could something THAT bad be published with STOLEN cover art? 😭 The story was shitty as all bad Wattpad fanfics are. If people actually published the good fanfics, the world would go CRAZY.
AN X READER FANFIC THAT IS GOOD? IMPOSSIBLE! BURN THE DIFFERENT KIND OF WRITING AND REJECT IT IN THE NAME OF GENERAL SOCIETY!!!
Unfortunately, 50 shades of grey had that fame despite it’s.... interesting contents. Some people love it, most people despise it now over the years.
It is such a shame that doesn’t happen more often though. It is quite embarrassing to say you read fanfiction, but it shouldn’t be so condemned and tossed away for it’s notoriety with the bad ones that got around.
#renpy anon#you give the greatest hot takes#and give the most interesting asks#Once in a while i finally get to your asks#and genuinely have fun#although it's a bit of a hassle#i enjoy it!#sorry for the loooooong time#i have so many things taking up my time#but i finally got to this#whooo hooo!!!
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Strike Back: Season 4 Finale
It was a genuinely good episode with proper interaction between characters, and I can’t wait to see where part two goes with this. (me at Risk in my previous post)
Ha.
Ha Ha.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Oh my gods the whole season just made sense.
Was the execution of the season not up to par? Yes, lowkey. Lots of things that were super deep were just barely brushed upon.
But holy shit. It all genuinely came together.
First of all Risk— it was executed well and added to the plot like nobody’s fucking business. Amazing Akumas which genuinely fucked shit up. I don’t understand why Shadowmoth didn’t think of more subtle Akumas like this before, absolute dumbshit.
Secondly, Felix. That’s it. Felix. In my last post, I was all “omg Felix is the only smart one I love him”. Lord knows I’m eating my words now. Because Felix IS the only smart one and he just fucked my girl LB up. So bad. I mean, somewhere I did expect him to do this but bruh ;-; Also, him going “I’m sorry” and then meeting and doing all that crap with Gabby? Annoying AF.
Then let’s come to the Cat and Dog interaction. Ngl, that was funny, I genuinely laughed when Ladybug made them shake ‘paws’ lmao.
Let’s talk about Ladybug. I loved her in this episode because she was doing insane big brain things. It made sense to trust Adrien. How the fuck was she supposed to know that it was actually Adrien? Poor girl genuinely trusts Adrien to do the right thing. Sadly, she didn’t know that the right thing, in this case, was right beside her and had been there since the very beginning. She didn’t deserve it. My poor child already has various Anxiety and Panic disorders, and now we’re adding PTSD to it. Genuine PTSD because fuck. That Anxiety attack she had in front of Adrien was so warranted, and I’m glad they showed that. Please, get this poor girl therapy she needs it so bad pain.
Now time for Chat Noir. In case you didn’t already know, I love him. He’s amazing and he and Ladybug are both my favourite characters. He deserves better. But in this episode showed that he isn’t just ‘poor little Chat Noir who gets sidetracked’. They actually showed that even though, yes, it happens, and it hurts him, he is a good man and a good person who would not abandon Ladybug. His extending that hand to her after she berated herself for not taking his help before was so full of feels, please. I don’t think I’ve ever been that proud of him. That was an absolutely beautiful character-defining moment in my opinion, cuz it showed his strength, will, conviction and immeasurable quality to love. I hope that they get his sentimonster ring (god I hate that theory and the fact that it's probably correct painnnnnnn) and help him become his own master.
Gabby. I hate the fuck out of that man. The best part is that he’s probably gonna become a sort of secondary villain because FELIX. I don’t think anyone was ever scared of Gabriel like they are now of Felix because Felix is sinister in a way Gabriel never was. The only other character who kinda reaches him is Lila but we all collectively hate her. With Felix, there is a kind of grudging respect because he did in three episodes what my lovable fools haven’t done in four seasons (not counting the episodes where their memory gets wiped, fuck those. They give fan service and then SNATCH it from us.) No, but seriously, I’m scared of what Felix is gonna do with the Miraculous. And of course, Gabriel with all them miraculouses. I hope he puts too many on and starts dying or something. I hate that bitch.
Nathalie collapsing on the train was so sad btw. Her trying to convince Adrien was so sweet pls, I want more Nathalie and Adrien interactions, istg she cares more about him than Gabby does, that absolute asshole. And Lila, that bitch, smirking at Nathalie as she falls. Bitch why? You’re a minor and that’s your guardian for the moment. Do you want her to die? Add to that the fact that Gabby will sidetrack his whole plan if anything happens to Nathalie. Bloody Bitch. I hate Lila y’all ugh. I wonder what’s gonna happen with her Drop theories, lord knows I will soon as well pain. How to fill the void between season to season.
Anyway, let’s go to Chat and LB bickering like an old married couple while fighting a sentimonster. Absolute fools. All valid arguments but the way it was done was lowkey funny haha. But when Chat said “I’ll never get akumatised” and LB got a flashback—
Bruh.
That hurt.
Honestly. Chat Blanc was the beginning of the true decline of Ladybug’s Mental Health.
Okay now let's talk about Alya. Now, none of us, least of all me (sorry for villainising you in a previous post, Alya), expected her to renounce her miraculous and own up to her mistake. I kinda wanted something more happening there, but you know what, I’ll let it slide because of the fact that I like the way it was eventually dealt with.
Finally, the ending. The people of Paris glancing up at Hawkmoth’s message and still looking up to Ladybug as she finally embraces Chat Noir and accepts his help as the original team and showing their complete faith and trust in her to put everything right? Such a powerful scene.
This whole season, we have seen Marinette spiral downwards into a pit. She has been through so much and she has done her best to control it all. But it didn’t work. Her trynna do a one-man show backfired and she fucked up, however unintentionally. She is a child and she messed up. She knew it. But she took her partner’s hand, finally. She let him support her, and she saw that the people of Paris, the people she has been giving her everything to protect, still love her.
And that kinda made it worth It for her.
Loved the ending, Loved the episode, and CANNOT wait for the next season~
#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#ladybug#chat noir#ladybug and chat noir#ladynoir#marichat#marinette dupen chang#adrien agreste#adrinette#mlb#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous chat noir#chat blanc#rena rouge#mlb ladybug#mlb chat noir#thomas astruc#angst#miraculous plagg#ml season 4#miraculous ladybug spoilers#risk spoilers#mlb risk#felix graham de vanily#shadow moth#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste#nathalie sancoeur#miraculous spoilers
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Not according to plan
Liam Dunbar x Reader
This is a one shot where you are Scott's little sister and the pack saves you, and you bond with Liam. I know stupid but hey.
"Y/n hurry up!" Scott hollered up the stairs to his sister, you.
"I'm coming! Coming coming!" You hollered back quickly pulling your sneakers on.
Scott stated that you were coming with him to a pack meeting. Apparently you could be in danger if he left you alone. You sprinted down the stairs slipping down three before catching yourself.
"I'm ready let's go!" You hollered grabbing your backpack and sprinting out the door.
Scott quickly followed you and you both hopped into Stiles' Jeep.
Driving to Derek's didn't take as long as you thought, but his home was pretty isolated and creepy.
"Scott you have some weird friends..." You said taking in the whole houses' appearance. Scott just shrugged and walked up to the porch knocking on the door.
"Derek, it's Scott!" He hollared. A tall man came to the door glaring, and if looks could kill you would so be dead.
"Oo someone is cranky." You teased.
He growled at you. Literally growled. Before you could say or do anything Scott interjected.
"Derek, this is my little sister y/n. Y/n this is Derek." Derek had a look of understanding and then he smirked.
"So you're the little runt Scott and Stiles were talking about! The one that couldn't protect herself!" He looked smug as your face turned red.
Oh yeah you were really pissed, even so you smiled.
"And you sir must be the sour wolf I'm told about who doesn't know when to pull his head out of his ass!" You grinned smugly.
Derek looked pissed but just glared.
"Anyway let's get inside. The pack meeting needs to be started. Immediately." Scott growled a little annoyed.
"Right." Derek grunted turning and walking inside your brother, Stiles, and you following close behind.
"They're here." Derek stated leaning against one of the walls.
"Y/n! It's so nice to see you again!" Lydia shrieked.
You smiled.
"Hey Lyds. Where's Ali?" You inquired tilting your head. It took all she had not to squeal.
"She couldn't make it today but I promise I'll let her know you said hi." You were about to respond when Derek interrupted.
"Listen girls this isn't a reunion. This is serious. So stop jabbing, sit down, and listen." You growled at him your eyes changing from sweet and innocent to ready to kill.
"Look mutt I suggest you don't tell me what to do." You smiled once again and sat down.
The mood change surprised everyone in the room, including your brother, except for one. Liam. He'd seen that side of you before. When a girl was being bullied, you stood up for her. The guys had run away with piss streaming down their legs. He would've laughed had he not known why. He was terrified himself and he was pretty far away.
"Alright! Calm down guys we need to figure out this whole thing. There is something targeting out friends and families and we need to stop them." Scott interrupted Liam's thoughts.
"Right, but do you have any idea what you are looking for or are you just fishing for ideas?" You inquired.
Everyone looked to you and then down slightly shameful.
"Great! You morons were planning on just going in blind and hoping for the best! That wouldn't work and it's reckless and stupid." You exclaimed.
Honestly if they do this all the time how the hell are they still alive and not trying to kill each other?
"Look runt you are only here for your safety so shut your yipping trap." Derek growled obviously pissed you were giving an opinion.
"Okay hot shot what's your big plan then?" you crossed your arms glaring.
He opened his mouth to say something, but then closed it.
"Exactly. None of you have a plan. How do you plan to protect your friends and family like that?" You sighed.
They had no answers.
"Okay guys don't pout about it. Work on it. Let's get to work!" You smiled softly, giving everyone a little nudge in the right direction, and a light of hope.
~Le time skip to an hour later~
"Everyone got that?" Scott asked as he looked at everyone in the room.
Soon everyone agreed and knew what to do.
"Great let's hope this works. Y/n let's go." Scott grabbed your backpack handing it to you.
"K Scotty~" you sang skipping out to the Jeep.
"She's cute." Derek grunted to Scott.
"And smart." Lydia added walking out the door.
"Yeah. I'm sure she'd be a great asset to the pack Scott. Keep her safe and close." Derek stated.
Scott nodded and went outside to meet with you and Stiles.
"Let's go home guys." Scott smiled.
Once you arrived at the house it was around 9:00 so you went up to your room and watched some YouTube. Just random videos and somehow you had ended up on a how to talk to giraffes video. You laughed uncontrollably for a while until you heard something at your window making you stop. You looked at your alarm clock. 11:23pm. Where did the time go?
You walked towards the window and looked out your phone gripped tightly in your hand. A snarling something jumped at you from outside scaring you terribly. You fell backwards and your heart raced. Your breathing became labored and you quickly crawled into the hallway.
"Scott! Scott the thing is here and wants to eat me!" Your voice quaked as you slipped into your brothers room.
You looked around but didn't see him. You quickly grabbed the baseball bat in the corner and hid in his closet calling your idiot brother. Bzzz! Bzzz!
"Hello? Y/n?"
"Scotty I swear to God if you don't get your ass here now-" You were cut off by glass shattering in your room.
"Y/n oh my god are you okay? Y/n!?" Scott asked his voice full of brotherly worry.
"Does it sound like I'm okay!? Please hurry!" You trembled.
Scott was about to answer when snarls filled the house. You hung up on your brother and held your mouth trying not to cry. Everyone had agreed to stay in pairs but here you were. All alone.
"Guys! We've got to go! This thing is after y/n! This was a decoy!" Scott yelled.
Everyone looked at him and finished their fights with the decoys, then sprinted to their cars and sped to the McCall's house.
~~~Back to you~~~
The snarling thing soon came to Scott's room sniffing you out. You were terrified. You gripped the wooden bat tighter ready to swing. Soon the closet door which you locked from the inside began to shudder. This thing was trying to get in!
"Oh my god." Your voice broke.
The shuddering immediately stopped. You were tempted to step out, but you'd seen the movies and that never ended well.
"Scott, please hurry." You whispered.
Just as your heart was beginning to calm down the closet door flew off the hinges and that 'thing' stared down at you. Your throat closed, leaving you gasping for air. The creature had spikes surrounding it's body, beady red eyes, rows and rows of teeth, clawed hands, a large hunched over body with a small, boney, skeletal skull. You quickly grabbed the bat and swung. It's head went flying off into a corner of the room. You expected the creature to fall dead, instead it walked over to it's head and picked it up, and placed it back onto it's body, a cracking sound filling the room.
You screamed loudly and ran out of Scott's room, bat still in hand. You rushed down the stairs slipping down them. All of them. Your breath was taken out of your lungs, but you quickly stood up and ran outside. No, you were not going to die like this.
You turned around and looked into the house. The creature was on the roof, beady eyes never blinking at you. Your breath caught in your throat as you quickly turned and sprinted into the woods. As if your luck wasn't bad enough the creature chased after you. That being said you were thankful Scott and Stiles insisted on teaching you how to run and dodge during a chase.
"H-holy hell!" You screamed.
This thing had to be 7 or 8 feet tall. You looked for an escape but saw none except for trees and a highway up ahead. A highway. You ran faster and hoped your judgement was right. As you sped onto the road you saw headlights. The car stopped immediately, but it wasn't any car it was a Jeep.
"Y/n!? What the hell are you doing!?" Stiles exclaimed.
"Running!" You yelled back as you quickly jumped into the back seat.
"Drive. Turn this thing around and DRIVE!" You screamed as the thing came out of the woods after you.
"Holy crap!" Stiles yelled hitting the gas. Scott was sitting in front quickly turned around to face you.
"Y/n, are you okay? How the hell did you out run that!?" He exclaimed as Stiles sped away from what ever that 'thing' was.
"I just ran! It came into the house and tried eating me! I hid in your closet with your bat, and-"
Stiles cut you off.
"Seriously do any of you play baseball!?" You and Scott glared at him.
"No." You both answered with deadpan expressions.
"Anyway! The thing IS STILL FOLLOWING US!" You shrieked as you looked behind you and on to the road.
Stiles took a sharp turn and headed towards the high school.
"Y/n! Does this thing have any weaknesses you could find!?" Scott inquired.
You looked at him your e/c eyes wide in shock.
"None. I knocked it's head off and it just walked over and put it back on." You stated still watching the 7 to 8 foot tall beast follow.
Once you were at the high school you ran to the lacrosse field, Scott and Stiles close behind.
"What the hell! Y/n are you okay?" Lydia quickly checked on you and soon gasped.
"Oh my god." She whispered.
Everyone was looking and you began to panic.
"What? What is it?" You stammered.
"Y/n did the thing touch you at all?" Derek questioned glaring at your back and side.
"No. Not at all I wouldn't let it get close enough." You answered.
"Then why do you have scratches and bruises?" He asked again as if you were guilty of something.
"I-i fell down the stairs. All of them. And also ran through the woods...?" You answered hoping it would satisfy him and his prying eyes.
" Right." You soon realized why everyone was gasping.
In the little time you had fallen your whole back and your ribs were blue and purple and red.
"Ouch!" You yelped when Lydia pressed on your spine.
"Look we don't have time for this the thing is-" you were cut off by a screetching. Everyone turned and saw the spiked beast.
"Still out there." You finished your voice soft.
"Liam! Get y/n out of here! Now." Scott ordered as they all went in for the attack.
Liam grabbed your hand dragging you to the locker room.
"Are you okay? Do you need anything?" He whispered checking you over himself.
"I- I am fine. Promise." You smiled.
In all honesty your back hurt like a bitch and you were worried about your brother. You were also terrified the thing would kill everyone you cared about and then would eat you making you suffer.
"You know I can tell when you are lying." Liam smirked at you softly.
You looked at him and rushed into his arms wrapping your arms around his neck sobbing into his shoulder. He was right you were lying, but after what you had been through who wouldn't be terrified?
Soon Stiles came in for both of you but found you both asleep on the floor in Liam's lap. He reported it to Scott, but they both knew you guys had a home to be too. Scott picked you up and took you to the Jeep, and Stiles woke Liam. Everyone was just ready to go home.
A/n
Soooo whatcha think? Good? bad? Anyway I hope you enjoyed this story! Have a magnificent time you unsupervised critters! 🐾💞
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Gender? In THIS Economy?
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Summary:
Duke is questioning stuff and goes to Tim for advice. (feat. trans!Tim and nonbinary!Duke)
“Here you go. One Batburger with extra pickles, extra onions, and extra extra mayonnaise.” Duke drops the paper takeout bag unceremoniously into Tim’s lap. “Your taste buds need a tune-up, bro.”
Tim unwraps his burger and takes a bite. Batburger may be questionable when it comes to copyright laws, but damn if they don’t pile on the condiments better than any fast food restaurant in Gotham. “Sounds to me like you simply haven’t reached the sky-scraping level of enlightenment that I have, grasshopper.”
“Enlightenment would have been going to Red Robin and using your uniform to get a discount,” Duke says. He sits beside Tim on the rooftop’s edge, their legs dangling side by side a hundred feet above Gotham’s plunging gray streets. He digs into his own burger and makes a face. “Enlightenment would also be getting the Robin Nuggets next time. This tastes like dried leather.”
“I like it,” Tim says with a shrug. “It has personality.”
“So does raw sewage, but you don’t see me eating that.”
Tim concedes the point. His communicator buzzes in his belt. He checks the screen and discovers an alert from Cass composed entirely of clown emojis and red harlequin diamonds.
Duke notices. “Should we get that?”
Tim pockets the communicator. “Nah, Spoiler’s got it. We have time to relax.” And he’s not about to pass up quality time with the one little brother who doesn’t hate him. It’s hard enough as it is for Tim and Duke to find the time, what with them being on opposite sleeping schedules and work snatching their attention away with grabby, toddler-sized hands.
“Don’t get a lot of that during the day shift,” Duke says. “Every time an alarm goes off, it’s my business.”
Tim knocks him in the side with his elbow. “That’s what you get for turning to the light side instead of kicking it in the shadows with us. More employees to go around.” He sips his soda for a moment. “Why did you come out tonight, anyway? I thought you stayed in on weeknights.”
“Right. I actually wanted to talk to you about something.” Duke says it carefully, like he’s testing the waters. “I need advice.”
Tim has to admit that his chest puffs out a little at that. It’s not often people come to him for advice when Dick and Barbara are right there, all full of adult wisdom that Tim is too pitifully shrimpy to possess. “What’s up?”
“It’s kind of...personal.”
“Yes, Bruce does have special powder for suit-chafing. It’s in the cabinet under the first-aid supplies.”
“It’s not that,” Duke says, though he snorts in half-hearted laughter. He looks down at his hands like he’s dreading the words lodged in his throat. “What was it like, realizing you were a dude?”
One of Tim’s eyebrows shoots up. “Oh.”
“You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to. It’s an invasive question.”
“No, no, it’s fine. You just caught me off guard, is all.” It’s not like this is the first time someone has asked. Tim used to be uncomfortable talking about it, but he’s grown up since then. Talking about his trans journey is as normal as talking about what he did yesterday. He eats a fry. “What do you want to know?”
Duke searches Tim’s face for a sign that he’s lying, that he should back off. When he doesn’t find one, he asks, “How old were you when you figured it out?”
Tim thinks back. “Nine, I think? But even before that, it’s not like I ever really felt like a girl. I knew there was something wrong, but I didn’t know what. When I first heard about what being transgender meant, everything I’d been feeling until then clicked into place.”
“What was it like?” Duke asks, “growing up the way you did? Presenting as a girl when you knew you weren’t?”
Tim shrugs. “I don’t know. It was life at the time. I dealt with it.”
“Was it hard? Pretending to be something you weren’t?”
Tim doesn’t know what answer Duke is looking for, or why he’s so interested, but he won’t ask. “My parents always had this idea of me being the perfect daughter, all obedient and graceful and crap. I’m pretty sure their hope was to eventually marry me off to the highest bidder so they could reap the business benefits.”
“That sounds awful.”
Tim shrugs again. “I didn’t start feeling any different than I should have until around six or seven. I was always a tomboy. I liked doing boy stuff and playing sports, but my parents thought it was a phase I would grow out of. They’d make me wear dresses and go to fancy parties with them, all the while I just wanted to claw my skin off and go home.”
He remembers the nights he would lie awake in bed, imagining what it must be like to have been born someone else. Anyone else. To grow up as a little boy who was allowed to run around, to get dirty, to be himself instead of following some arbitrary guidelines someone else drew up the day he was born. He imagined what it would feel like to answer to a different name than the one he’d been given, which grated on his ears the longer time went on, like an itchy sweater he couldn’t shed. It was hell.
He gives Duke a sly grin. “But the upside of having absent parents is that there aren’t as many people watching you. No one cared if I went to school in the boy’s uniform instead of the girl’s. No one was there to stop me from cutting my hair short the way I wanted it.”
Duke's eyes widen. “You cut your own hair?”
“It went exactly the way you’re thinking. I had to go to the barber the next day and have them fix it because it was so uneven. But by the end of the day, it was the way I always imagined it. I was finally starting to look like the person I wanted to be.”
Duke stares intently at the remains of his burger as if the universe’s answers to an unspoken question were written in sesame seeds. “Did it get better after that? Did you feel...at peace?”
“‘Course not. The world wasn’t magically fixed just because I took a step in the right direction. My problems didn’t go away.” When he says that, Duke looks almost...disappointed? “But,” Tim adds, “it was better than it was before. I still had to act for my parents and the rest of the world, but I didn’t have to hide from myself anymore.”
“How did your parents react when they found out?”
Tim grimaces. “They...didn’t take it well.” He can still hear his father’s voice in his memories, bringing up therapy and camps and whatever places he could think of that would “fix” his little girl.
“But, after a while,” Tim continues, “it was clear that I wasn’t going to change my mind anytime soon. I guess they figured it would be easier to go along with it than fight me every step of the way. They still didn’t like it, but they tolerated it.”
Duke is quiet.
“Why do you ask?” Tim prods.
Duke’s expression doesn’t give anything away. It’s nights like this when Tim can see how perfectly Duke fits into this mental institution they call a family. For all that Duke thrives in the light, he keeps his cards just as close to his chest as the rest of them. He gives Tim a half-smile. “Just wondering.”
“Okay.”
They fall into weighted silence, the scales tipping on either side of their post, but never settling. Tim waits. He finishes his burger and busies himself with reorganizing the pouches in his belt, giving Duke the privacy to think.
“I don’t know,” Duke starts after several minutes, “if I’m a boy.” He looks at Tim. “I think I might be something else.”
“Okay,” Tim says calmly. “What do you feel like?”
“I’m not sure. I’ve always felt different, y’know? When I was a kid, it was because I was smarter than everyone in my class. And it was fine, because I knew what it was and how it worked and why it was a good thing, being the smart one. It made sense. Time went on, the other kids started catching up, but that mismatched feeling never went away. I never felt right in my skin.”
Duke’s face rises to the dark clouds, the Batsignal shining from the top of the police station like a holy beacon. “Then I met Batman. My powers started to come in and everything clicked into place, all at once. That was why I never felt like I fit in with everyone else, because I was different. I had powers. That must have been it.”
“But it wasn’t,” Tim guesses.
Duke shakes his head. “I thought it would be. I mean, what else could it have been, you know? It should have explained why I never felt at home in my identity. But time goes on, I learn how to use my powers, and it fixes some of it, but not everything. There’s still part of me that looks in the mirror and sees something off. Some detail out of place.”
“Do you feel like a girl?” Tim ventures to ask.
Duke folds over the corner of his straw wrapper again and again in tiny triangles. “Nah, I doubt it. I like some feminine things, but I don’t think I’m a girl. Or a guy. I think...I might be nonbinary?”
Tim does his best to channel Bruce’s “supportive dad” energy and smiles. “Okay. What pronouns do you want to use?”
“They/them, maybe? For a while?”
“Duly noted.” He puts a hand on Duke’s shoulder. “I really do appreciate you telling me.”
Duke rubs the back of their neck, their cheeks flushing. “It feels good to say out loud. Not just in my head.”
“Do you think you’re going to tell anyone else? You don’t have to if you’re not ready, but our whole family will support you.”
“Yeah.” Duke picks at their nails, nodding absently. “I know they will. I’m not worried about that.”
“Then what are you worried about?”
Duke takes a deep breath in, and Tim is reminded of a balloon close to bursting. “My parents aren’t dead. I’m going to get them back. And when I do...what are they going to think when they wake up after half a decade and find out that their son isn’t their son anymore? What if they don’t like the person they see?”
Tim can’t say that he hadn’t swum with the same thoughts years ago, back when the person who is Tim Drake was still on the drawing board. But there’s a difference between his situation and Duke’s. “Your parents love you, Duke. They’re not going to stop loving you just because you’ve grown up since they last saw you.”
“What if it’s too much? The superpowers and the crime-fighting and the new gender...it’s a lot to take in.”
“Well, sure,” Tim says. “It might take some time for them to get used to it, but this is who you are. They’re going to love it just as much as they love the rest of you.”
Duke smiles, and if their eyes are a little misty, Tim pretends not to notice.
“Besides,” he says. “If I were you, I’d just lead with the superpowers thing. Anything after that sounds perfectly acceptable.”
#i know this is choppy i'm sorry i just got sick of staring at the word doc#i want to focus on writing but the other half of my brain is like 24/7#ravencycleravencycleRAVENCYCLE#it's a struggle#duke thomas#the signal#dc signal#tim drake#red robin#robin#batman#batman and robin#batman and the signal#batfamily#batfam#trans tim drake#nonbinary duke thomas#trans duke thomas#pride month#fanfiction#fanfic
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PDA pt2 (Fred Weasley x reader)
A/N: No story line, just moments :P
Warnings: The gif... + it’s in the title, George having enough of your bs again, mention of the booty, suggestive moments
Link to pt 1: PDA pt1 (Yeah so there’s 500+ freakin notes on it holy crap)
Yeah so I just kinda wrote this during my English class...
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You always enjoyed the free days you got from work. You usually helped out in the shop when you weren’t working your regular job. Fred insisted you relax in the flat, but you wanted to spend more time with him, which meant working.
You didn’t mind it really. His shop was full of excitement, you’d take it over a boring office job any day.
“Love! Where’d you go?” called his voice from the top floor. You were sitting on the counter on the bottom floor already ready, and taking a sip of your tea. Your ears perked as you watched your boyfriend fiddling with his tie. As soon as he spotted you, a toothy grin came upon his face but quickly disappeared once he saw you on the counter.
“(Y/n)...” he sighed quickly trotting down the stairs while fixing his tie up and heading towards you. You hopped off the counter and leaned your back on it, knowing he was going to say the same thing again.
“Why don’t you go back up and rest?” he asked rather quietly while stroking your cheek. You put down your teacup.
“Freddie, you don’t need to worry about me, I’m wide awake.” You were hoping your cheerful voice would convince him- you were telling the truth after all. He sighed again, crossing his arms.
“I don’t want you to work on your free day.”
“And I’m not. I just want to spend more time with you.”
Yours and Fred’s relationship consisted of lots and lots of affection- George was unfortunately a witness to it. You loved the cuddling after a long day after work, the tight hugs once you came home, the silly kisses when Fred was hyper... Maybe it was just missing him after your hours apart during work, or purely being so proud of what he accomplished.
“Addiction? That’s not very good, love.” he teased, smirking. You gave his arm a light push and shook your head. A tease he was. “And I offered you to join me in the shower, but you said no.”
“Because every time you ask me and I say yes, your hand is on my butt before I even step foot into the shower.” He laughs at this, which you push him a little harder for. You pause and turn your head to the front of the shop, where the ‘No PDA’ sign sat in all it’s cardboard glory.
“Are we being too much? I don’t like being annoying to George.” you said biting your lip.
“Hm? Don’t worry about George, he’s just being crabby. And I thought you liked breaking the rules.” The shit-eating grin on his face made your face hot. He pinned you against the counter, hand brushing your waist.
“Well, I don’t, until you rubbed off me.” You poked his chest playfully.
“Did I?” He asked teasingly and getting closer to you. Before you could answer, the door flung open and a few customers entered.
You quickly pried yourself off your boyfriend and fixed your shirt which was ruffled by the counter. You glared at him and scrunched your nose. He in turn winked and stuck out his tongue at you. Fred chuckled at how frantic you looked, compared to the customers who were too late to notice the PDA that was about to happen.
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There weren’t any problems with customers, and the day seemed to be passing slowly. It wasn’t until there were only a couple of people in the shop at the moment, and your boyfriend decided to walk towards you. He wrapped his built arms around your waist, and his chin rested atop your head. You were a bit surprised, but smiled when you felt the familiarity of his touch.
“Fred, you almost scared me.” You said putting one hand atop his, and the other pushing the skiving snackboxes to look nice. He didn’t say anything.
“What is it Freddie?”
“Nothing...” he mumbled. “Just- you gotta stop being so bloody cute.” He took your free hand and rubbed it with his thumb. His head was in the clouds lately, you noticed. You remembered that was the same hand you had the scars from the blood quill. Your heart swelled at how sweet he was being.
“There are people still here.” you whispered. “Merlin, no wonder George can’t stand you.” you scoffed. He unwrapped his arms around you to turn you to face him.
“But that’s because we broke the no PDA rule...” You noticed that he mumbled the last bit, trailing off a little. You were left speechless as his hand was brought up- his index finger to tilt your chin up and his thumb to trace your bottom lip. You never realized when he got so close to you, but you did now as he leaned in and-
“Excuse me, Mr. Weasley!” You quickly coughed and pulled away. A small kid about eight years old tapped Fred. The little boy cocked his head in confusion as he saw both of you in an- *cough* interesting pose. Your boyfriend, quick and clever as ever, pretended and made an excuse.
“Hello, sorry I was fixing her... apron!” He said quickly bringing a hand to your back and fiddling with the tied string. You rolled your eyes, the boy giggled at how silly Fred’s tone was.
“You know how clumsy she gets- now what did you need help with?” You glared at him as he was whisked away by the kid, but also noticing that your apron strings were now undone. You shook your head at how much of a troublemaker Fred was.
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As soon as Fred was done recommending a product to the boy, he walked over to where you were standing with your arms crossed. You were lucky that the last few customers had already exited before this. Surprising as well, since it was just before your lunch break.
“Yes?” He asked. You stayed put in your crossed arm form.
“’Yes?’ You call your girlfriend clumsy and you say ‘yes’?”
“Well, you didn’t let me finish, darling.” Fred leaned against the shelf slightly and threaded one of this hands through your loose hair. “She’s a little clumsy, yes- but she’s also smart, funny, kind, drop dead gorgeous...” He placed a kiss somewhere on your face for each thing he listed. You blushed at his words and placed your hands on his forearms.
“And sometimes she looks like a pygmy puff early in the mornings, but- hey! Ow!”
“Well then I think you’re just a right prat.” He gasped dramatically at your statement which made you laugh.
“That hurts...” he said softly with a pout trying to sound in pain. “Care to make it up to me?” And just like that, his cheeky nature returned. He asked the question while tapping his lips with his index finger- you knew what he was implying.
“You, Fred Weasley are too much for me.” You sighed bringing him in for the kiss he was wanting all this time. He happily leaned in as well, connecting your lips together and moving in sync.
You couldn’t even focus, let alone control where those hands of his were touching you; one on the nape of your neck, and the other on your waist. He purposely backed you up a little against the shelf, careful not to knock any of the products over. It caused him to push his lips more, and soon slipped his tongue in your mouth.
“Fred. (Y/n).” called George quietly from just outside his room. You heard him, but Fred didn’t seem to.
“Fred...-” you said in between breaths, hardly able to say his name. You tapped him on the shoulder to signal him to pull away. He groaned as he listened, not wanting to stop.
“To be fair she was staring at my arse, first.”
“Fred!”
“Ew... fix your clothes wouldn’t you, children.” said George putting the jacket he was holding in front of him to cover the view of you.
“George, where have you been, mate? Haven’t seen you much this morning.” inquired Fred. He was right now that he mentioned it. You only saw George a bit this morning, but he often seemed like he was rushing.
“I have a date.” He said. You and Fred’s eyebrows raised. You were all living with each other yet he gets a date out of the blue?!
“Georgie, that’s great! Who’s your date?” you said happily before your boyfriend could spit out something offensive.
“I have a date with Angelina.” He said pursing his lips and nodding his head. His behaviour was oddly monotone despite having a date. You squealed in excitement for your two best friends who have finally got the courage to make something happen.
“Oh bloody hell, I have a date with Angelina... what am I going to do, what do I say?” Turns out George was just a little nervous. You and Fred both giggled. You bid George goodbye as he walked out the shop door. You were happy for him, and Angelina- you noticed the shy smile on his face as he walked out. You knew it was going to go well for them.
Just as a short moment of silence came over, Fred suddenly had a thought in mind.
“Wait, does this mean that ‘No PDA’ sign is no more?” He asked with a large grin upon his face. Oh god, you knew how this conversation was going to end.
“We don’t know if George’s date is going to go well.” You said shrugging. You knew it would, but you were trying to counter him. Fred’s eyebrows raised as if to say, ‘really?’
“Well...” he started with a smirk appearing and his hands reaching to your hips again. “Why don’t we find out? Test out its limits?”
You shook your head, both at how sneaky he was being, and to also try to mask the red on your face.
“Frederic Gideon Weasley...” you said in a tone attempting to be demanding. You watched as he bit his lip, clearly knowing what you were going to say. Why did your boyfriend have to be so attractive? You were also leaning into his touch, and that’s how he knew he had you.
“You are way too much trouble.” you said pointing a finger to him.
“Was that a yes?” he asked cheekily. He knew you were trying to avoid his question.
“It wasn’t a no.” you said trying to supress the smile on your face as you were whisked away to your bedroom by your loving boyfriend.
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BNHA Chapter 319 Spoiler Analysis: Found Family
Holy crap what a phenomenal chapter! This arc in general has been great, but this chapter might be one of my favorites of the arc. Not just because it focuses on Class 1-A (I’m so glad to see the kids again), but because of the growth we see in these kids in general especially Bakugo and Shoto IMO. Like, holy shit ESPECIALLY BAKUGO! I stand by my opinion that Bakugo is one of the best developed characters in the series. There’s so much I want to say about this chapter and I’ll try my best to do so if my poor injured left hand will let me 😭:
The chapter starts off with the first of 3 colored pages we’re going to get over the next few weeks to celebrate 7 YEARS OF MY HERO ACADEMIA!!! CONGRATS, HORIKOSHI-SENSEI!!! This series revived my love of anime/manga and really helped me in some really rough spots in my life. I will forever be grateful towards Horikoshi for bringing this series to life and blessing us with such an incredible story full of beautiful characters. MHA may be a little overrated, but I still think it deserves all the love it can get.
Anyway, the color page. It shows Uraraka, Iida (who has red eyes here, so IDK why the anime gives him blue eyes though I do think they work better for him personally *shrugs*), Shoto, Tokoyami, and Bakugo after basically figuring out where Deku went. Bakugo is shown tearing up his letter (which says something like “Thank you for being there, Kacchan”; there’s more but I can’t translate it 😭) and you can kinda see some bandage wrap around his arm where he was stabbed. Also, both Bakugo and Shoto still have some visible injuries on their faces and Bakugo’s hands, so they’re still recovering from the War. It’s a really pretty page in general and I can’t wait to see what the next 2 color pages are going to look like. I also kinda want Horikoshi to take a break after this too again so he doesn’t overwork himself. Maybe he’ll treat himself to the MHA: World Heroes Mission movie 🍿.
So, Shoto and Bakugo have figured out that Deku is most likely with Endeavor, Hawks, and Best Jeanist. Problem is that none of them are answering their phones. I like that Bakugo calls Best Jeanist “Pair of Denim Pants” 😂 and Shoto’s image of Endeavor is still a very angry version of his old man. Shoto’s still making amends with his father, but he’s still not THERE yet. Regardless, these kids are smart enough to know that something’s up. Especially since All Might hasn’t returned to UA either.
It’s basically confirmed by Ojiro that because classes have been suspended, our Class 1-A kids are still 1-A; they haven’t moved into their second year yet. That clears up the confusion on whether we should still refer these group of kids as 1-A still or not.
Now Bakugo’s showing how much of a genius he really is despite his personality. Bakugo figures out that the Top 3 and All Might are working together as a group based on how they all connected with each other back at Central Hospital. Also, Bakugo concludes that All Might snuck Deku’s letters under their doors while Deku started running. Ultimately, Bakugo does know more about Deku and All Might more than anyone else does. He’s been around his childhood friend and he’s admired his idol longer than most people have. Bakugo understands how bad the situation is and he’s ready to take action.
As are the other kids. You can see how determined they are and you can see Kirishima’s black roots coming in 🥺! Even Uraraka gets some shine here by bringing up the idea to trick Endeavor to come via getting help from Principle Nezu as Endeavor was a UA student. It’s really interesting to see Ochako in a more serious roll than usual, but I actually like it. I hope she’s still as bubbly as she always was at the end of the day, but she’s definitely matured and grown a lot over the corse of the series. Even the simple things like her hair show it as it’s not as floaty as it was before. I love it when Horikoshi shows small details like this. It adds to the characters and stories a lot. Also, the art in this chapter is amazing.
And now it’s Endeavor vs. Class 1-A in a much needed conversation. All the kids are wearing their school uniforms to make this as formal and serious as they can. EVEN BAKUGO IS PROPERLY WEARING HIS TIE YOU KNOW SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!! And, I must say, Bakugo looks damn good with a tie 😳. You can also get a decent height measurement on the kids here if you want. Ngl, sometimes I forget that Shoto’s about 2 inches taller than Bakugo. It’s definitely the hair.
Shoto’s the first to step up and he scolds the hell out of his old man. Rightfully so tbh. Endeavor shouldn’t have ignored Shoto’s calls even though I kind of understood why. Shoto reminds Endeavor of their plan to stop Dabi though thankfully that’s what’s pushing Endeavor forward so he hasn’t forgotten. Shoto calls his father “Endeavor” and gets mad at him fro leaving Deku and All Might alone. The rough translations say he called Izuku “Deku” here too btw. Endeavor has no response. I think this anger Shoto’s unleashing is very justified and has been burning inside him since Deku left UA. His best friend just up and left him and his friends with nothing but a letter to kinda explain things. Also, Shoto and the rest of 1-A (minus Bakugo) have basically been lied to for about a year. I’d want answers too if someone did that to me.
Bakugo steps in by putting a hand on Shoto’s shoulder (🥺) to calm him down a bit and to say his piece. Ultimately, he thinks what Deku is doing is right, but that the way they’re all doing it is wrong. I love Deku and All Might, but they’re sacrificial idiots. They care more about others than they probably ever will themselves. That’s how All Might lost his OFA in the first place. It’s because of that that All Might doesn’t have it in him to stop Deku from going down this path. They shouldn’t have been left alone. Someone should’ve kept a closer eye on them. I know the Top 3 were all worried about getting too close to Deku before, but really, someone should’ve been watching them closer on the sidelines.
The next page is a really cool drawing of Endeavor flinging his phone to the kids to catch. The previous panels showed Endeavor with this face that’s regretful and I think he realized something: That Bakugo is right and that the kids might be better off finding Deku than he is. So he basically gives the kids his GPS on his phone. Those are just my thoughts, but it does look like that. I don't think Endeavor’s just going to up and give up though. He’s probably going to start rethinking things though.
As Sero manages to catch Endeavor’s phone, he and the rest of the kids think about how even though they’ve only known Deku for a year, they still think of him as family and cannot let him go down this thorny path alone. They’ll carry the OFA burden with him if they have to. They can’t smile without Deku around. These kids truly have become a family over the year. It’s amazing to see. Everyone’s like a brother and sister and it’s really nice to see. I just love Found Family stories, guys 😭❤️
And really quick, I want to focus on my ❄️🔥 boy, Shoto, really quick. As he’s thinking about Deku, he mentions how shocked he still is about Deku keeping OFA from them and how Deku thought just a letter would suffice. He has this sad look on his face like he’s trying to say: “I still can’t believe my best friend hid this from me for so long. Why? Did he not trust me?” That’s just my interpretation. Still, I can’t imagine how upset Shoto must feel. I think he still cares a lot about Deku enough to go out and find him, but he’s gotta feel some sort of betrayal. More so than the other students outside of Bakugo because, again, Deku was essentially Shoto’s best and closest friend 💙😭
Endeavor is rightfully worried about letting the kids out in the state of Japan right now, but now Principle Nezu speaks up and praises the kids on growing up so well. He’s also took into account Deku's feelings about his mission which is why he agreed to the team up. Also, Deku’s still welcome back to UA whenever he wants thank god ☺️. He’s a student who has to be protected. There’s a cute panel of Uraraka and her mom crying happily after getting her acceptance letter too. Not 100% why this is shown other than Acceptance Letter part, but it’s cute to see. Maybe Ochako realizes how much Deku needs to be protected or something.
As for the refugees, Nezu had the security system strengthened in time for the Cultural Festival earlier, but they never used it before. It’s call The UA Barrier. God, how strong is this thing? Is it strong enough to stop Shigaraki who was able to Decay the last barrier? This seems like something that’ll be used in the final battle TBH.
So, Nezu trust the 1-A kids to bring Deku back home. Which is exactly what they plan to do as all 19 of them enter Kamino in a badass full page. I actually wasn’t sure if all 19 of them were there at first since I couldn’t find Shoto for the life of me, but then my eyes saw the BIG-ASS ICE WALL IN THE BACK AND I THOUGHT “OH THERE HE IS!!!” LOL 😂
The next panel actually does show Shoto with Momo as they capture the villain from the last chapter. Momo politely calls Bakugo “Bakugo-san”, but Bakugo demands that he be called his insane hero name: “GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT”! I CAN’T WITH THIS DUDE SOMETIMES WHY DO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💥🧡
Deku sees his friend and wonders why they came. Ochako answers because that they were worried about him, but Deku tries to convince everyone (including himself) that he’s fine. He’s obviously not and Bakugo calls TF out on him! He even drops a good F-bomb for good measure. Bakugo mocks Deku for trying to act like All Might and asks Deku if he can even smile right now. I actually really like it that Bakugo’s calling Deku out on his shit. I think Deku needs some good tough love right now to knock some sense into him. Who would be better to do that than Katsuki Bakugo himself?
As Deku is trying to convince everyone that’s he’s fine (while still looking like a demon btw), there’s a small focus on Iida. Actually, a few panels this chapter have focused on Iida. Maybe he’s remembering the time Deku saved him back when they went up against Stain. Deku saved him then so it’s now Iida’s turn to save Deku. Also, Iida hasn’t gotten much focus lately and I really like his character, so I’m glad he’s being brought back to the forefront again. Also, I like hearing Kaito-san’s voice in general so I’d be happy to hear him again (thanks for that one, Haikyuu).
The final spread shows Deku telling everyone to move away while Bakugo, Iida, and Ochako get ready to stop him. IT’S DEKU VS. CLASS 1-A!!! WE’RE ENTERING CIVIL WAR FOLKS!!! Seriously, though, this is great. I was thinking that it would be just Bakugo and a few other students finding Deku. Instead we got the whole class. And looks like that “helping hand” thing will happen later because we got a battle to fight first.
Bakugo’s become a damn fine leader and I love to see his growth every freaking time🧡! I like how Iida has his hand on Bakugo’s back to support him btw. It’s weird that Shoto’s not in this page though. He’s one of Deku’s best friends, so I would think he would be in this page along with Bakugo and his first 2 friends (Ochako and Iida). Maybe Horikoshi’s saving Shoto for a more 1-on-1 conversation with Deku. God, I hope that happens because I think along with Bakugo, Shoto deserves a good talk with Deku the most.
Honestly, I’m not sure who would win this battle. I’ve been going through scenarios in my head on who would win, but I can’t come to a solid answer. Class 1-A has 19 versatile Quirks under their belt and they have more energy than Deku to fight, but Deku still has 6 insanely powerful Quirks that he’s been practicing for a while. The kids could probably win if they strategize enough and use Deku’s exhaustion against him, but again, Deku has OFA and multiple other Quirks. If he could beat Lady Nagant, one of the best snipers around, he might be able to beat the 1-A kids. He could just escape with Smoakscreen, Black Whip, and Float if he wants to really. That would put 1-A on another wild goose chase. There’s also Deku’s Danger Sense which will be a pain to deal with. Also, Deku said that he’s as strong as All Might was in his prime with Fa-Jin and OFA combined. Only AFO and Shigaraki were strong enough to take on THAT. Plus, we still don’t know what the 2nd OFA Holder’s Quirk is yet. Deku might use it in this battle. God, I have so many theories in my head now. I think this battle will be awesome, but ultimately, I want Deku to come home 😭💚
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Hello!! Number 2 with thor please where he is trying to impress you. You are a business woman and you have a meeting with tony stark and thor and you meet there and he is like fascinated by you and how ambitious you are. Love ya stay safe 💖💖
First Impressions
Pairing: Thor Odinson x fem!reader
Fandom: Marvel
Warnings: none really? Thor with a crush? (let me know if I missed any!)
Word Count: 1022
A/N: Hello! Thank you so much for this request, it was really fun to write! I really hope you enjoy this, it's a bit on the longer side. I'm sorry if some parts of this aren't fully accurate to the movie. Feedback is always appreciated. I hope you're staying safe too, I appreciate your support and request!
Summary: You're a successful business woman who sells your technology. Tony Stark has reached out to you about your nanotech, what you didn't expect was to run into a very tall, blonde God who quickly develops a crush.
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You smiled as you stood in front of Avengers tower, thinking of how hard you had worked to get to this point. The moment Tony Stark had called you, asking if you two could hold a meeting in regards to supplying him with the new nanotech you'd developed, you wanted to scream. You had felt on top of the world, absolutely euphoric that the Tony Stark wanted to work with you and purchase your nanotech!
Clicking the buzzer you smiled widely as a voice you recognized as Jarvis spoke up, "You must be Miss (l/n)?"
"That is I," You smiled, smoothing down your skirt once more.
"Welcome in Miss (l/n), I am Jarvis, Mr. Starks personal A.I."
"It's nice to meet you, Jarvis."
You walked into the elevator and weren't surprised to see that Jarvis had already selected the floor for you. As you waited you racked through everything possible in your brain.
Laptop? Check. Information sheets? Check. Design drawings? Check. Contracts? Check. Flash drive? Check. Warranty paperwork? Check.
The elevator dinged softly before you could finish your mental checklist and suddenly a wave of nerves racked over you. But you smiled confidently, holding your head high as you walked towards Tony Stark. Holy crap! It really was Tony Stark!
"Hello Mr. Stark, I'm (y/n) (l/n), it's a pleasure to meet you, sir," You stuck out your hand with a bright smile.
"Please, call me Tony," He shook your hand, "And the pleasures all mine, I had Jarvis contact you immediately when I heard about your discoveries with nanotech."
You followed Tony into a room with a large meeting table and a screen for projections, "I have to say I was very surprised and excited to receive your call. It's truly an honor.. I've got all my research and my notes for you to look over. I think it's totally possible to use nanotech to create your suit. The easiest way to store the whole suit would be to form a small housing unit, we could make it look like your old arc reactor."
"So, if I'm not mistaken this nanotech is tiny moving plates that will move over my body and form the suit?"
You smiled, nodding as you pulled up your laptop, "That's the easiest way to put it, it's hundreds of tiny plates that will when programmed to your touch, spread over your body, adjust to your body size and the clothes you're wearing, and will then form your suit."
"That sounds amazing, when's the soonest we could begin developing this?" Tony questioned looking over all your research papers.
"Well I think--"
"Tony! We are out of the hot chocolate drink! I need more!" A booming voice shouted as none other than the God of Thunder entered the room, his eyes immediately flicking to you, "Oh, hello. Please excuse my terrible manners. You must be Lady (y/n) that Tony has a meeting with. I'm Thor Odinson of Asgard, God of Thunder."
You smiled shyly, "Hello Thor, I'm (y/n) (l/n). Anyways, Tony, we could--"
"Pardon my interruption," Thor flashed you a wide smile, "But I must say you are one of the most beautiful female mortals I have ever seen."
Heat rose to your cheeks as you looked away from Thor, "Thank you."
"Is this meeting about your new suit?"
Tony, who clearly was not too pleased with Thor, nodded.
"You see, Lady (y/n), being a God and all. I am so mighty I do not need a suit. I have my muscles and my hammer."
You smiled, noticing Thor's attempt at flirting before looking back at Tony, "We can start this weekend. I'll need to take your measurements to get an idea of how large the nanotech will need to spread. Once I've done that I can begin working on the suit and the housing unit."
"Great!" Tony smiled, pushing your papers back towards you, "I'll have Jarvis set up an appointment and give you the information to stop by any idea you need. You already have my personal number in case you need to reach me."
"Sweet, thank you very much, Tony. It's truly a pleasure to work with you."
Thor smiled at you, quickly interjecting, "I can walk you down, Lady (y/n). Ensure you get to your car safely."
Tony watched as you continued to pack your things while Thor tried to flirt with you relentlessly. Thor couldn't help it. You were stunning, absolutely perfect. It was clear that you were a very successful young woman. You were ambitious enough to accept a private meeting with Tony and ambitious enough to build a suit for him. Everyone knew that nobody was allowed to work on Tony's suits except for him.
Thor was beginning to realize he was beyond fascinated with you. He loved the way you held yourself, your confidence, and how smart you were. You were a human, you weren't like Steve or Tony. Sure, you possessed unreal intelligence but you clearly hadn't let it get to you like Tony tended to. Even as he walked you to your car Thor couldn't stop flirting with you, determined to impress you as much as you had impressed him.
"Thank you, Thor, I appreciate this. It can be a bit intimidating coming to a place like Avengers Tower where all you superheroes are," You're shy smile returned as you placed your briefcase back in your car.
You turned to see Thor's shocked face, "Intimidating? We should be the ones intimidating with someone as talented, intelligent, and ambitious as you Lady (y/n)."
Your cheeks flamed at his compliment, "Thank you. I hope I'll be seeing more of you when I come to work with Tony."
"As do I."
"That was so stupid. Could you be any more obvious with your flirting?"
Thor waited to watch you drive away before he went back into the tower. Tony stood with his arms crossed, looking over Thor's lovestruck face, rolling his eyes at the sight.
Thor frowned, "You must be bold to get a girl like her. Stupid, and also kinda cool right?"
Tony rolled his eyes before turning, "No.. just stupid."
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