I’m not great with my social skills, but isn’t it generally considered bad etiquette to not inform the public when one has an evil twin/clone?

I watched David Cronenberg's Dead Ringers before my kidney stone surgery. I'm a complete fucking idiot like that.

Good morning everyone, the weather today is anti-discrimination laws against the dead. I know what you’re thinking “huh?” But hear me out. For the last 120 years there have been ghosts that casually take cab rides and dissipate in the backseat. Professionals in the field have learned to identify and refuse rides to apparitions because they don’t pay their fare. But now, cab rides must be available for death and the dead. You might still be able to write it off in your taxes but you are required to take death to its doorstep. At the tone, the time will be 19 and 101,311 minutes.

Thoroughly made Maylei angry yeah but Honey likes me again so that’s… balanced. This week is about to be my least favorite in a while. Good morning sis.

According to Pinterest a visible stomach is Adult Content. A fucking STOMACH.

Catholic School movie --horrible, horrible events. Then I realize it is a real story, and not only that, one man got released and killed 2 more women.

Men thinking they can do whatever they want with women just bc they're men make me sick. There are millions more of them. This is why you can't be too careful.

I would rather be single the rest of my life than be with a man who even entertained the idea of raping a woman or fantasized about bearing her up.Disgusting. and more people should openly condemn such things and make it so they do NOThappen.

Rape only became a crime in Italy in the 90s. Men still thinking of women as property. Even now. This has to stop.

Men need to be afraid of us. You don't have to listen to society if it tells you you're just a wilting flower or you have to always be protected by men. that gives them all the power. They don't need any more, and don't need any more entitlement than they already have.

i lose 80% of respect for a movie the moment a female protagonist wakes up in bed with artfully tousled hair and a full face of unsmudged makeup what is that mcfuckery

What a lovely dream

But that what it’ll always be. A dream.

Close ups and stuff lmao

redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)

(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)

I'm telling you you guys have to stop buying into the propaganda about disability fakers. EVEN if fakers exist to the extent that it is a massive problem, disabled people still should be given proper support. If governments and other organizations fail to deliver that it does not matter what their excuse is; they have still failed disabled people and that is unacceptable. If their solution to so-called fakers is one that harms disabled people then they have not actually solved anything, but it sure as hell is a convenient scapegoat.

It also CANNOT be overstated that many people with legitimate needs are and will continue to be labeled as fakers, a sentence which is hurtful at best and deadly at worst.

FNAF SPOILERS! SCROLL! TALKING ABOUT THE SPRINGLOCK SCENE!

i’ve seen so many people discussing the springlock scene in both negative and positive ways and i think it brings up really cool points about how matthew played that scene and balanced fan expectations with his own characterisation.

i think the discussions around this movie have rlly exposed the disconnect between fanon and canon in fnaf, especially talking abt the core games in isolation, bc frankly in the game universe (ignoring the books) we get Very Little characterisation for William other than the obvious, but Matthew managed to add so much in the way he talks and his body language.

in the reveal scene, we see afton at arguably his peak. in his first scene, he comes off as somewhat demeaning and judgemental until he recognises mike’s name, at which point he seems to have this nervous energy, rushing to cover it up but stumbling slightly, his reaction to the tables being turned even slightly is massive.

this is a man who committed multiple mrdrs in essentially broad daylight, hid the bodies in the most obvious place, and still got away with it, and then kept the crime scene as a trophy of his actions, and an ongoing prison sentence for his victims. he has been in complete control for decades, and is confident that he can deal with any kind of threat quickly. his confidence in his reveal is palpable

it changes when vanessa shoots him. the whole parallel with vanessa and the animatronics is hugely interesting too- how william refers to the animatronics almost endearingly as “kids” when he wants them to obey, how both vanny and the animatronics have an unearned loyalty to him, almost a pseudo-adoption through what he did to them, taking them from their parents and keeping them under his thumb, forever stuck as naive, forgiving, obedient children. vanessa breaking from that control shakes him, but the mask slips back into place almost immediately.

then, he’s outsmarted by the brother of one of his victims, and the child he planned to end next. his pseudo-children turn on him and he can no longer manipulate his appearance or shed his skin to escape. he explodes on them, and his language is incredibly telling that he is being dishonest.

he calls them small, trying to belittle them into submission, even though they are ten feet tall metal animatronics powered by rage. he is grasping at straws to regain control, and failing miserably.

finally, the springlocks go off. the locks in the movie look more like a ribcage, so the first two likely puncture his lungs. they’re slow, and painful, but he doesn’t scream or beg or sob. he grunts and groans, gritting his teeth and only letting out sounds of pain that sound almost involuntary. there is no way in hell he would visibly let himself show weakness or pain in front of these creatures that he believes he has control over. he isn’t brought to his knees until there are eight metal spikes embedded in his abdomen. he doesn’t let the mask fall for even a second, until he literally PUTS THE ACTUAL MASK ON and finally collapses. even then, he’s fighting for consciousness, twitching and writhing with no control over his body. william afton thrives on control, and his soul will not rest until he gets it back.

it’s why he keeps the pizzeria- he always comes back. he can’t help but return to the scene of the crime, putting on his old costume, continuing his killings. he revels in being a constant threat on the horizon. and now, he knows he is going to die, and he knows the suit will bring him back, and noone will be able to get rid of him then. so he puts the mask back on, and waits.

in terms of the sfx- they’re pretty accurate. with stab wounds, you need to leave the knife in the wound as long as possible for best chance of survival, as it stops the blood from escaping. in terms of the springlocks, there wouldn’t be copious amounts of blood as the locks are keeping the wounds filled- which is good because it means a slower, more painful death.

How did your blog start?

I was gonna write a story about how it began as a growth on my elbow but seriously it was originally a dumping ground for jokes that didn't make it into my novels (the Valhalla Trilogy, published by LGBT YA publisher Harmony Ink Press).

If you want a massive heap of similar humor with a sci-fi action story, the books are available wherever books are available. Libraries and local shops can also order them in. The books also include a colossal walrus named Umberto.

Good morning everyone, the weather today is reaching. If you caught yourself stretching towards the ceiling this morning it was no coincidence. Though it might be difficult to see the nuance, you might also see things like trees, grass and sign posts reaching. You can tell by the little ring of dirt around the bottom, it shows that they’ve risen out of it. At the tone, the time will be 19 and 212,235 minutes.

It looks like I missed all of Pepper’s festivities by either being at work or going to bed on time /: good morning sis.

guy who has the doesn't-feel-real disorder: idk why but i don't feel real :-(

guy who has the major-memory-loss disorder: idk it just feels like there's a gap where yesterday is supposed to be :-( weiird

guy who has the different-person-every-hour disorder: woa h guys idk why i said that yesterday that doesn't rly sound like me :-(

DID: the disorder you know you have but it still surprises you every time! only $9,99 (childhood not included)

I seriously thought the caption said Goncharov. The missing dace scene.

It’s almost like they’re birds of a — no I shan’t say 👀

Reblogs appricoted :>

saw someone call Gale boring and I’m just… obviously you missed the part where he has a cat, a library, and a enjoys good glass of wine. and if the mood takes him, he’s known to try his hand at poetry!

So I’ve been thinking about the boys combining their powers recently and I ended up really wondering about what would happen if a supercharged Mikey (time/dimensional powers) mixed his abilities with a supercharged Leo’s (space powers) and all I could think of was: