Deuteronomy is busy supporting and encouraging the train cats, when... oh no! Jemima did a mischief!
The Mistoffelees ears are just too tempting not to bap.
Mistoffelees has a deadly glare which Jemima knows better than to take seriously. All she has to do is giggle at him for it to melt into a smirk.
Vienna revival, 7 May 2022; filmed by @thunderwhenhepurrs. Lucius Wolter covering Deuteronomy, Suzie Murphy covering Jemima, Stephen Martin Allan as Mistoffelees, Anna Carina Buchegger as Rumpelteazer, Vicky Riddoch as Electra, and Meghan Peploe-Williams covering Tantomile.
Beloved has blessed my holidays, added years to my life, watered my crops, etc. I miss this production 😭😭😭
Several angles from several performances because Matthew Levick and Stephen Martin Allen are both up there as Mistoffelees and George Maniadis can be seen as both Admetus and Alonzo.
Tim Boucher: hello fellow authors!
Boucher: it's me, tim Boucher -- author!
Boucher: and boy, as an author, let me tell you
Boucher: us authors sure love to author around
Poe: something's not right here
Boucher: i've written 97 stories in the last month!
Boucher: while we're talking, i'm writing 3 more
King: that's impossible! no one can write that fast
King: except for mercedes lackey
Poe: oh yeah she's like a machine
Boucher: yup yup i wrote 97 stories in the last month
Poe: how's that possible
Boucher: well see i bought this thing from l ron hubbard
Poe: ah ok now i get it
Boucher: that's right, I'm an author!
Boucher: as you can see by my card
Boucher: [hands business card that says "Tim Boucher, Author"]
Boucher: and my hat
Boucher: [points to hat that says "Authhor" in sequins]
Poe: so what do you write?
Boucher: write?
Boucher: today's modern a-go-go authors don't write!
Boucher: we have the AI do it for us
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Boucher: the future is now!
Boucher: i wrote 97 stories
Barker: well i've never heard of you
Boucher: oh you will!
Boucher: i'm getting lots of media attention for being the guy who wrote 97 stories with AI!
Boucher: you fat cat writers have hogged all the glory for too long!
Boucher: what about all the talentless hacks out there?
Boucher: you saying we shouldn't get the glory just cuz we're bad at our jobs?
Boucher: sounds kind of elitist to me!
Boucher: now that we can just have computers to write for us
Boucher: now everyone can enjoy the life of a rich successful author!
Boucher: [cashing 2 cent royalty check] yeah see this is what you fat cats were trying to keep away from us!
Gretchen Felker-Martin: see the thing about writing is
Felker-Martin: you do the work or it doesn't get done
Tim Boucher: not anymore!
Boucher: [ladling out slop] here, everyone! have some slop!
Boucher: don't hold back, there's plenty for everyone!
The more I write the more I am like: who the FUCK writes like this?? Why do I WRITE like this??? Where in the world did I pick this up From???? Someone else HAS to write like this cause I must've picked up this stylistic lean from somebody??? What the fuck
Rolling Stone Magazine Top 250 Guitarists - The Omissions List
Once again, Rolling Stone Magazine puts together a list that no one asked for and it's a complete mess. Instead of analyzing craft and technique, Rolling Stone goes for popularity and mediocrity. Who in their right mind thinks that Joni Mitchell, not known primarily for her guitar work, is Top 10 material, but Slowhand himself, Eric Clapton only worth making it it to 35? Also, why is The Edge, probably the worst guitarist ever, have a place in the top 50 and Jose Feliciano, a master of classical style, not even crack the top 200? I can go on for hours about the inconsistencies, but for now, I will focus on the many guitarists that Rolling Stone left off.
Martin Barre
Jeff "Skunk" Baxter
George Benson
Joe Bonamassa
Doyle Bramhall II
Roy Clark
Mike Dawes
Paco De Lucia
Al Di Meola
Dave Edmunds
Tommy Emmanuel
Peter Frampton
Justin Hayward
Allan Holdsworth
Stephen Housden
Antonio Carlos Jobim
John Jorgenson
Laurence Juber
Terry Kath
Leo Kottke
Yngvie Malmsteen
Gary Moore
Steve Morse
Joe Pass
John Renbourn
Louie Shelton
Tommy Tedesco
Robin Trower
Bert Weedon
John Williams
If I left anyone off, include those names in the comments.
Update (11/12/2023): Just discovered Doyle Dykes and he was another omission from the Rolling Stone list. Because I’ve hit the 30 photo cap, he gets an acknowledgment here.
The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett: Building the most splendid Gothic cathedral the world has ever known
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon: A back-in-time Scottish romance
Company of Liars by Karen Maitland: A novel of the plague in the year 1348
The underground railroad by Colson Whitehead: Enslavement of African Americans through escape and flight
The God of small things by Arundhati Roy: A family drama in the 60s located in India
The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank: A powerful reminder of the horrors of world war II
Fantasy
A Game of thrones by George R. R. Martin: A Fantasy epic run by politics, strong families, dragons
Red rising by Pierce Brown: A dystopian science fiction novel set in a future colony on Mars
Babel by R.F. Kuang: Student revolutions, colonial resistance, and the use of language and translation as the dominating tool of the British empire
Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree: A fresh take on fantasy staring an orc and a mercenary
Jade City by Fonda Lee: A gripping Godfather-esque saga of intergenerational blood feuds, vicious politics, magic, and kungfu
Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik: A tale of hope and magic, with brave maidens and scary monsters
The Atlas six by Olivie Blake: A dark academic sensation following six magicians
Mysteries & Horror
The Gathering Dark: An Anthology of Folk Horror by various authors: Short stories perfect for the Halloween mood
Sorrowland by Rivers Solomon: The story of Vern, a pregnant teenager who escapes the cult Cainland
The Weird and the Eerie by Mark Fisher: A noted cultural critic unearths the weird, the eerie, and the horrific in 20th-century culture through a wide range of literature, film, and music
Holly by Stephen King: Disappearances in a midwestern town
Vampires of El Norte by Isabel Cañas: Supernatural western
The good house by Tananarive Due: A classic New England tale that lays bare the secrets of one little town
Nonfiction
Ghostland: An American History in Haunted Places by Colin Dickey: The trail of America's ghosts
What moves the dead by T. Kingfisher: A gripping and atmospheric retelling of Edgar Allan Poe's classic "The Fall of the House of Usher
South to America: A Journey Below the Mason Dixon to Understand the Soul of a Nation by Imani Perry: A journey through the history, rituals, and landscapes of the American South—and a revelatory argument for why you must understand the South in order to understand America
All the living and the dead by Hayley Campbell: An exploration of the death industry and the people―morticians, detectives, crime scene cleaners, embalmers, executioners―who work in it and what led them there
Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas R. Hofstadter: Gödel, Escher, Bach is a wonderful exploration of fascinating ideas at the heart of cognitive science: meaning, reduction, recursion, and much more
Not 'the Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore' but 'der Rum Tum Tugger bringt Bewegung ins Haus': the Rum Tum Tugger brings energy/movement into the house. Ie, he gets the party started. 👀 Allow Mistoffelees to show you how.
You've messed up a perfectly good Cassandra is what you did, look at her, she's forgotten her dignity.
... Mistoffelees never said he didn't like the energy.
Bonus: vibing
Vienna revival: Stephen Martin Allan as Mistoffelees and Dominik Hees as Tugger, with George Maniadis as Admetus and Anneka Dacres as Cassandra. First three gifs are 23 June 2022, filmed by @cryptidvoidwritings and @falasta; the last one is from 6 May 2022, filmed by @thunderwhenhepurrs.
Stephen Macht as Lieutenant Colonel Yonatan "Yoni" Netanyahu
James Woods as Captain Sammy Berg
Harvey Lembeck as Mr. Harvey
Dinah Manoff as Rachel Sager
Kim Richards as Alice
Aharon Ipalé as Major David Grut
Mariclare Costello as Gabrielle Krieger
Larry Gelman as Mr. Berg
After the Uganda–Tanzania War, Tanzanian troops discovered Bloch's body in 1979 in a sugar plantation around 20 miles (32 km) from Kampala, near the Jinja Road. Visual identification was impossible because her face was badly burned, but the corpse showed signs of a leg ulcer. A pathologist working with the Israel Defense Forces formally identified Bloch from the remains. Her remains were returned to her son in Israel, where she was given an Israeli state funeral. She was buried in Jerusalem's Har HaMenuchot Cemetery. (Wikipedia)
Riccardo Sinisi as Rum Tum Tugger
Stephen Martin Allan as Mistoffelees
Giulia Vazzoler as Demeter
Birgit Arquin as Bombalurina
Anneka Dacres as Cassandra
A full performance of The Rum Tum Tugger from the Vienna Revival in 2022, with Alex Snova covering the titular role.
With Anastasia Bertinshaw as Jemima, Susannah Murphy covering Victoria, Vicky Riddoch as Electra, Anneke Brunekreeft covering Bombalurina, Stephen Martin Allan as Mistoffelees, Anneka Dacres as Cassandra, Ricardo Sinisi covering Admetus, Nathan Luke covering Carbucketty, Rhys Batten as Coricopat, Petra Ilsa Dam as Tantomile, George Maniadis as Alonzo, Barbara Obermeier as Jellylorum, Florian Fetterle covering Munkustrap, Anna Carina Buchegger as Rumpleteazer, Jan-Eike Majert as Mungojerrie, Tommie Luyben covering Skimbleshanks, Giulia Vazzoler as Demeter, Katharina Lochmann as Jennyanydots, Matthew Levick as Bill Bailey, and Felix Martin as Asparagus.
Ray Bradbury: Submitted for the approval of the midnight Society, I call this the tale of the eternal summer, the last vestiges of muggy august giving way to the bluster of autumn, the twinkling lights of town below in the humid night, young lovers stealing kisses in the dark, old men on the porch, jawin and chewin and chuckling at remembrances of romances long past
Barker: you’re literally just describing a Thomas Kinkade painting
Poe: clive
Stephen King: wow ray you really come up with some evocative imagery!
King: whatever inspired you to become a writer anyway?
Bradbury: well, it all started when I went to the county fair and met a wizard
Koontz: whoa! A real wizard!
King: no dean he’s talking about a magician
Bradbury: [chuckling] am I?
Bradbury: mr electrico was no mere magician!
Bradbury: he had the REAL power!!!
Bradbury: the power
Bradbury: to fire a young boy’s IMAGINATION!
Neil Gaiman: [clapping] right, right! Good show! Right on!
Ray Bradbury: and Mr Electrico pointed a flaming electrical sword at me and said
Bradbury: “LIVE FOREVER!!”
Bradbury: now I cannot be killed
Gretchen Felker-Martin: oh yeah, big mood
Bradbury: Mr Electrico said “Live Forever!”
Bradbury: Now I cannot be killed
Bradbury: and it’s true
Bradbury: c’mon try it out
Stephen King: no no I couldn’t
Bradbury: c’mon
Bradbury: c’mon!!!
Bradbury: come at me bro!!!
Bradbury: I can take it!!
Bradbury: [slapping chest] c’mon, take a swing at me!
Stephen King: I really don’t want to fight you Ray
Bradbury: do it! Do it!
Barker: I’ll do it
Poe: clive
Barker: I’m just giving him what he wants!
Poe: clive
Poe: clive he’s like 100 years old
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Bradbury: mary!!! Come at me!
Mary Shelley: okie dokie [immediately shivs Bradbury, blade snaps]
Mary Shelley: what the fuck
Bradbury: ha! this isn’t even a tenth of my power!!!
Bradbury: what did I tell you?!
Bradbury: not a single one of you could defeat you!!
Mary Shelley: oh yeah?
Mary Shelley: guess we’ll have to gang up on you!! Get ‘im boys!
[Ann Radcliffe and Monk Lewis approach with chain and billy club respectively]
[Bradbury effortlessly blocks roundhouse kick by Wrath James White]
Bradbury: ha! Laughable!
[Bradbury effortlessly sidesteps kung fu chop by Alan Baxter]
Bradbury: ha! Pathetic!
Bradbury: come on! Come at me!
Robert E Howard: you sure about this pardna?
Howard: this ain’t no pea shooter hombre
Bradbury: [slapping chest] what’s the matter, ya pussy?
Bradbury: Fuckin do it!!
Howard: hold on thar pardna
Howard: I think ya might wanna calm down
Bradbury: [grabbing gun and pulling Robert E Howard closer]
Bradbury: DO
Bradbury: IT
Howard: [aiming gun] okay pilgrim you asked fer it
Poe: bob
Poe: bob this is getting ridiculous
Poe: bob don’t
Howard: [cocking gun] sorry pardna
Howard: I gotta
Howard: it’s the law of the west
Ray Bradbury: [flexing] Behold!!! The power of Mr. Electrico!!! The electric man!!!
Barker: so ray
Barker: I hear this magician’s fake
Poe: clive
Bradbury: he’s a real magician
Barker: is he now
Barker: then why hasn’t anyone ever heard of him
Bradbury: he
Bradbury: he lives in Canada
it probably doesn't have a meaning to it or anything but since you're the witch of books... May I ask which books are your favourite? :)
Hello!! Thank you so much for stopping by and sending an ask!
I love answering this questions, so thank you again!
I have to admit that I go by my favourite authors and their books! Some of them are:
Dostoyevsky, Stephen King, Tolkien, Tolstoy, Pushkin, George Martin, Ethan Cross, Agatha Christie, Edgar Allan Poe, Lovecraft, Arthur C. Doyle and Chekhov!
I do enjoy reading fiction, crime and horror all at the same time XD
Some of my most favorite books are Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment and the Idiot, not only for the writing, but for the way he handles each character very realistically, showing the imperfections of all his characters!
Which are you favourites of your favourite authors? (If you want to answer, no pressure!)