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thecrashcourse · 11 hours

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Study Hall's Code and Programming for Beginners is out now!

Our friends at Study Hall took on a feat no Complexly channel had done before: teaching coding through YouTube videos. What resulted is a delightful series where we apply programming tools to solve real-world problems like calculating how many lasagnas to bring to a potluck or simulating radioactive mice to stop them from causing world destruction with their poop!

All 28 episodes of Study Hall Code and Programming for Beginners, hosted by Crash Course Kids host Sabrina Cruz, are out now!

#study hall #college #coding #programming #crash course #education

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omeletcat · 2 days

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i can't be the only one that doesn't remember gwimbly having a fucking tail?? i played all his games and never noticed this wtf??

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cidthecoatrack-blog · 6 days

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#voyager 1 #programming #holy fucking shit

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prokopetz · 9 months

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The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

#gaming #video games #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 #patch notes #game development #programming #penis mention

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ahsnapitskat · 5 months

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Hey, I know we may not know each other but I wish you the best of luck with whatever you have going on. I hope something great happens to you, you deserve it. 💕

#positive quotes #positive mental attitude #programming #witch community #witch aesthetic #witchblr #90s #pink #pastel #punk

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year

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I programmed my wife on Java.

#dream #text #April 7th 2023 #programming #java #wife

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giggibaloggio · 7 months

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proud to be learning c++

#196 #r/196 #shitpost #funny #memes #socialmedia #meme #funny memes #programming #coding #c++#c++ programming

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engravedlives · 1 month

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random green blinkies

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snarwin · 6 months

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Notice: this gender is maintained solely for the purpose of backwards compatibility. Its use is discouraged in new code.

#programming #gender

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f-identity · 1 year

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[Image description: A series of posts from Jason Lefkowitz @[email protected] dated Dec 08, 2022, 04:33, reading:

It's good that our finest minds have focused on automating writing and making art, two things human beings do simply because it brings them joy. Meanwhile tens of thousands of people risk their lives every day breaking down ships, a task that nobody is in a particular hurry to automate because those lives are considered cheap https://www.dw.com/en/shipbreaking-recycling-a-ship-is-always-dangerous/a-18155491 (Headline: 'Recycling a ship is always dangerous.' on Deutsche Welle) A world where computers write and make art while human beings break their backs cleaning up toxic messes is the exact opposite of the world I thought I was signing up for when I got into programming

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sreegs · 2 months

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You're interviewing as a software engineer and you sit down to begin a coding exercise via remote video chat. Your interviewer joins a minute late. You exchange light pleasantries, then intros. They ask you a few questions relevant to your experience and you answer them satisfactorily.

The interviewer says, "Right, lets move on to the coding exercise," and directs you to a collaborative coding website. You select your language of choice and they begin to describe your problem.

"You have an array of souls recently liberated from their mortal shell, represented by this array of signed floats called "theDead". You must design a function that determines which souls go to heaven and which souls go to hell,"

"Heaven and hell are empty. The cumulative value of all the souls in heaven and hell must both be nonzero, and exactly equal to each other. You may leave any number of souls in purgatory,"

"Your function must return a bool indicating whether the balance of heaven and hell can be met given the array of souls. The count of souls will be 0 < n < 1,000,000. Do you have any questions before you begin?"

#programming #hell #heaven #coding

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phrootsnacks · 7 months

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beautiful programming names to name your child

Ruby

Java

Rust

Elif

Array

Boolean

Pointer

Byte

Linked list

Foo Bar

child

parent

string

return

OOP

Julia

#phroot thoughts #do not name your child foo bar #programming #computer science

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maj77777 · 2 months

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#programming #hypnosis #conditioning

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prokopetz · 2 months

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Implementing strict out-of-bounds checking in my 3D platformer, but instead of actually forbidding the player from going out of bounds I just use it to create a demon that chases you around the OOB space, and if it catches you it engages you in a lengthy unskippable dialogue about the tabletop RPG it's writing, thereby killing your speedrun.

#gaming #video games #game design #programming #speedrunning

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cheekios · 5 days

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Eviction in the most comical way.

For the past two weeks eye have been trying to crowdfund for a new pair of strong prescription glasses. Because mine are broken.

CA: $HushEmu

PP: [email protected]

Goal: $1275

In that interval I was fired due to “job abandonment” for calling off of work, because I cannot legally drive nor can I see. Now I am facing possible eviction with a very aggressive and hostile landlord.

Proof

THEY tried to evict me despite paying. Just because it didn’t “reflect” on their system on time.