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incorrectthesongofachillesquotes · 9 months

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Achilles: Change is inedible.

Patroclus: Don't you mean inevitable?

Achilles, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

#incorrect tsoa quotes #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #NOT DEAD LMAO #dont expect consistency from this place #i just. idk i resurrect every 3000 days to post one queue and vanish #either way you all love this blog so much for some reason and thats very sweet and heartwarming and i appreciate it sm

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xshinina · 1 year

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 4 months

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#lmao #old married couple #dead #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy x annabeth #annabeth x percy #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #leah jeffries #walker scobell #1x6 #gif #gifs #gifset

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lemonbubble · 2 years

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seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

#like i don't ACTUALLY care at all lmao #but it's also a lot like a zombie claiming they ''survived the plague''#naw buddy you're dead. you're still walking and talking but you very much did NOT survive #also ''stolen valor'' is just such a funny concept

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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months

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and somehow, that only makes her fall in love more

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trellanyx · 27 days

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You’ve really gotta hand it to Brennan because Bobby Dawn had what, 3 lines between the end of this ep and the preview?

And EVERYONE wants this motherfucker dead already.

You know you’ve mastered the Southern Evangelist voice when just a single sentence makes me feel like nails are dragging down the chalkboard of my soul.

#dimension 20 #d20 fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high #spoilers #it was the perfect combination of patronizing and infuriating #like slime dripping down your ear canal #like hot coals in your chest #i want him dead guys lmao

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lazycranberrydoodles · 4 months

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this is how the post-lqq interaction went right

#obsessed with this hua cheng tbh!!! hes so cute!!#‘dont idolize someone’ hua cheng is built different #‘nobody wants to worship a scrap god’ hua cheng is built different #‘how can you protect your beloved if you’re dead’ hua cheng is built different #‘slaughtering people have been the best way to make a spiritual weapon’ hua cheng is bu #art #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hob #heaven official’s blessing fanart #heaven official’s blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #lmao #tgcf meme

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will-of-dumpsterfire · 5 months

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lieu-rey · 15 days

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[in spanish] marstón

bonus:

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #john marston #javier escuella #jovier #i was gonna draw epilogue john too but i got tired lmao #i have a similar page of yet more javier drawings but theres some doodles i still want to color before i post those fndbndbd #anyway<3 #my art

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glowsticcc · 29 days

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there is an upsettingly small amount of pissa outfit swap content and i won’t stand for it any longer

#qsmp #art #digital art #pissa #pissa nation #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #philza minecraft #missasinfonia #first time posting my maskless missa design woag #i like the contrast between him being either really cartoony and silly #or just drop-dead (lmao) gorgeous #anyhow the discord went crazy over this #which i’m happy about bc this took me longer than i would care to admit

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martinsblackwood · 6 days

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I can really be... anything you like.

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives spoilers #edwin payne #cat king #painland #paynland #payneland #???#mine #gifs #have yet to finish the ep #bc i really wanted to gif this lmao #i'm a sucker for scenes like this byeee

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willthespy · 3 months

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HUYS WHY DID THIS DK WELL I HATE IT GET IT OFF MY TOP POSTS THE RVIEVDLBEBDH

a birthday gift from a certain god…

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turrondeluxe · 8 months

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2003!Mikey and 2012!Mikey being silly older and little brother chronicles 🐢🤝🐢 Pt 4 - Masterpost

#(mikan is japanese for citrus or mandarin orange OR clementine :] )#OH WOW? LORE?? WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT.....#btw 12!mikeys brothers are not dead or anything he just misses them...i wonder how they are keeping up...... :]#no one tell the 2003 bros that 12!mikey basically does know batman in person lmao #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt leo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raph #tmnt raphael #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #my art #doodles

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 7 days

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#Buddie Wedding Season 10 Everyone's Invited

#between me and eddie #dead #headline created #cackling #i love him #legends only #911 abc #oliver stark #love #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #ryan guzman #eddie diaz #season 10 buddie wedding lets go #he is a menace #lmao

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ew-selfish-art · 7 months

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DpxDc AU: Tim as a child was never given a lot of information regarding the scribbling messy handwriting that appeared over night all over his arms- naturally he came to his own conclusions.

Tim Drake was home entirely alone at 9 years old and was about to go out for the night to test his brand new long exposure camera lens when he sees the writing on his arm. It’s not English, like he assumed it was at first, but it was using the alphabet to represent… Tim isn’t bad at math but this formula is complex for his little genius brain.

Looking at his camera, he decides he can spare a moment to look it up, solve it, and get back out into old town Gotham in time for Batman and Robin’s final patrol lap. He does just that, finding the problem to relate to some aerospace engineering and then quickly deduces what laws and theorems need to be applied. He finds a pen, writes down his findings in much neater handwriting onto his arm, and goes out. It’s barely a remarkable night at all. He gets a much more memorable photo of Robin roundhouse kicking a hench person.

Things just continued on that way. Tim would find some complex math, physics or chemistry prompt on his arm (surrounded by various question marks or notes or sad faces)- he’d answer it as best he could and move on with his life. Perhaps his parents were manifesting these pop quizzes? Perhaps his subconscious felt guilty about abandoning his studies for more Bat related pursuits? Tim really didn’t care to think much about it once he became Robin- there was too much on his plate and too many peoples problems for him to fix.

Notably, however, after the attack at the Tower, the pop quiz appeared and Tim wrote back that he wouldn’t be able to find an answer to this one. It was the only time Tim questioned the markings appearance and it was because the next thing that appeared was “Hope you feel better soon.”

… his parents wouldn’t include that on a pop quiz. Cursed then. Tim decided it must be a curse, whatever, he’d deal with the implications later in life.

Tim then has the worst year of his life, hes 15, no longer Robin and the questions from his curse are getting less math oriented and more… philosophical. A lot of mentions of death that, in hindsight helped him actually grieve, and a lot of theories about dark matter and souls. Tim answers back as best he can but he’s drained and his answers aren’t very good in his opinion. He gets minimal feedback.

It all comes to a point that he’s at a family dinner, Bruce is at the head of the table, Jason has promised just to stay for dessert, Damian hasn’t thrown a single insult his way and Steph was laughing at him- when a new theoretical model appears on his arm.

“You’re just as bad as Bruce, Timberly. Hiding a soulmate from all of us, how fucking typical.” Jason points out, while watching Tim scribble back some math with a question mark onto his arm.

“A what? No, this is just a curse. I get pop quizzes every now and then.” Tim bats away Steph who rapidly approaches and began to analyze his arm (the rest of the family isn’t far behind).

“Drake. Explain how you came to this conclusion.” Damian seems more curious than anything, if his lack of insults was anything to go off of.

“Since I was young I’ve had at least weekly math check ins, I never had a parent or anyone else around so I assumed my parents had me cursed to ensure I stayed on top of my studies. Sometimes it’s physics or chemistry, for a while there it was a ton of philosophy and behavioral psychology.” He shrugs his shoulders.

“Master Tim, I believe the lack of adults in your life has led you towards a false conclusion. That is most certainly a soulmate mark. The individual to whom you are responding is undoubtedly your other half.” Alfred attempts to calm the room before explaining to Tim. Tim isnt sure if he believes the butler, though Alfred only very rarely lied, so he grabs the pen once more. He writes his first question back: “Who am I to you?”

The room waits in anticipation and within moments a brand new line appears on Tim’s arm and he is vindicated: “We do math together???”

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The reason Danny is failing English is because his built in homework helper sucks ass at metaphors and has apparently never read any classic literature. The tutor on his arm is great at puzzles and math tho.

Danny gets a reply back one night that he wasn’t expecting (Who am I to you?) and he mentions it to Jazz. Who goes insane that Danny didn’t even question it and just went with “meh, probably haunted” as his explanation for the phenomenon for all these years.

Apparently, if Jazz was right, he had a soulmate who was uh, super fucking smart. That was an overwhelming thought.

The next day Danny is in crisis mode and writes back “Wait, WHAT AM I TO YOU??? Can I help on your homework??”

Danny gets vindicated when the writing on his arm presents a shit ton of dates and information for an unsolved Gotham cold case. See, Haunted.

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Eventually between Danny becoming the top candidate for astrophysics at Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake being outed as having contributed tips to the GCPD that solved cold cases- they meet and realize just how dumb they’ve been.

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thelegitcasper · 1 month

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regulus to james

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