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tomcat-tapes · 6 months

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Random Top Gun AU I thought about if anyone wants a brain rot with me

LABYRINTH AU

In which Ice is Jareth the goblin king.

A young Bradley upset with the passing of his father, and refuses to want anything to do with his stepfather, Ron, or his half sibling Jake.

One evening when his Mom and Step dad are away in a date and he’s stuck babysitting his kid brother who has not stopped crying. Frustrated and stressed, Bradley tells little Jake a tale of the Goblin King, the same story he heard from his father before his passing.

“Stop it! I’ll say the words! No I mustn’t,, I wish,, Oh I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Where ever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!”

And Jake vanished, the Goblins have taken him. Bradley was mortified, he thought they were just stories his dad made up! And that’s when He appeared. The Goblin King. He refused to give Jake back, told Bradley to forget about the child but he couldn’t. Deep down Bradley knew he loved his brother, and oh god what will his parents say? He needed to get Jake back.

“You have thirteen (13) hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us,,forever.”

It was a piece of cake. Bradley walked with confidence until he realized there was no openings inside the labyrinth.. luckily a nice worm told him the trick. The labyrinth is not at all as it seemed. There were stoned hands pointing in every-which direction. Bradley pulls out a marker he had stashed in his one of his pockets, this place is so confusing, he writes an arrow in the direction he’s going to keep track of where he had been. “I’m coming Jake,”

“I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry, what could I do? My baby’s love has gone, and left my baby blue! Nobody knew, what kind of magic spell to use.”

Among the many failings in Bradley’s journey, he did meet a short cranky Goblin with the name Jester, something he found quite odd, Hester’s were supposed to be funny and he was nothing but disdain, he was however fascinated with Bradley’s bracelets. The next goblin he met was tall, shy, and enjoyed talking to rocks and making friends, he called himself Slider.

And after a run in with a bunch of Fierys they ended up in the big of enteral stench. Where the encountered yet another Goblin. Small feisty and energetic creature that looked to be a mix of a fox and a squirrel, everyone called him Mav.

Onward the party went to the Goblin Kingdom, Jester offered Bradley a peach. Once Bradley took a bite of the peach he collapsed, and he dreamed of a glamorous ball you’d read in those fantasy books. Bradley himself was dressed in layers of flowy fabric and glitter. He laughed and he danced, smiling and never wanting to wake up from it.

“There's such a fooled heart beatin' so fast. In search of new dreams, a love that will last within your heart. I'll place the moon within your heart. As the pain sweeps through, makes no sense for you, every thrill is gone, wasn’t too much fun at all. But I’ll be there for you, as the Word falls down.”

When Bradley did awake he was in the comfort of his room with foggy memories. All his cherished possessions were there. His stuffed animals, his books, his slippers and his favorite board game. The posters and playbills lining the wall, his music box and vinyl records that he was gifted from his dad before he passed. Everything was in place and as it was, but something was wrong. A little book on his desk caught his eye, Labyrinth. The words of strength echoed in his head, “you have no power over me,” looking around. This was a distraction! He needed to get out. Tearing at the posters and walls everything crashing around him. Out, out, out!

As the hole in the wall opened, Mav and Slider were there helping him out. They quickly made it to the gates of the goblin kingdom. They came across a giant metal gollum standing guard at the gates where Jester came into the rescue to defeat it! At last inside the City! Goblin guards flooded to town to try and stop the party but thankfully with the help of Slider’s rock friends it was a breeze.

They arrive at the castle, “I need to go in alone, thank you for all of your help” “if you should ever need us, for anything at all, we’ll be here.”

Inside the castle was even more twists and turns, stairwells that were sideways, and upside down, leading to one room and out another. “JAKE!” And there baby Jake sat on the stairs giggling like he’s been having a good stay inside the caste. He doesn’t notice Bradley as he begins to crawl up the stairs. “Jake wait?!” Bradley dashes down the stairwell where he ended up on the opposite side of the room from his brother. He tried again and again to no avail as the Goblin walked along the stairs as well to watch the chaos.

Finally Bradley and The Goblin King confront each other.

“Everything that you have wanted, I have done. You asked for the child to be taken, I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted living up to your expectations of me. Isn’t that generous?”

Bradley was quiet as he tried his best to remember the lines from his book. The same book his dad always read, the one his dad worked hard to write and publish. His favorite story.

“Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered. I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the Goblin City. For my will is as strong as yours, and my-“

“STOP! Wait, look Bradley, look what I’m offering you. Your dreams.”

“And my kingdom as great.”

The Goblin King became frantic, showing Bradley an orb that held his dreams

“I ask so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.”

Bradley thought hard, this was the part he had trouble remembering.

“Kingdom as great,, Damn. I can never remember that line.”

“Just fear me, love, do as I say. And I will be your slave.”

King Ice demanded, he was at the end of his rope and Bradley knew it. If he could just remember the line!

“My kingdom as great,,,my kingdom as great,, you have no power over me!”

The orb was thrown up in the air. And King Ice disappeared and a snowy owl is what remained. The world began to fall into itself. Everything went black.

Bradley woke up in his bed once again. Was this another trick? Was this real? He looked aver at his shelf and noticed a bear was missing. He quickly got out of bed and stumbled down the hall to his parents room where the crib stood to the side. Peering into and seeing his baby brother, Jake, lay sleeping peacefully with the missing bear in his clutches. All is well and Bradley finally breathed easy. Turning of the lights to the room and returned to his own.

His parents arrived home and for once he didn’t feel angry for once. He tidied his room, putting the books away, and the playbills in the drawer of his desk. He sits down at the desk and stares off into near by mirror.

“Goodbye, Bradley” he saw Slider in the mirror, turning around Bradley saw nothing there. He looked back in the mirror. “And remember Master Bradley, should you need us,,” Mav said solemnly. “Yes, should you need us, for any reason at all” Jester appeared looking solemn.

“I’ll always need you, I don’t know why, but every now and again, for no reason at all. I’ll need you.”

“Well why did you say so!”

Bradley turned around in his chair again and there they were his friends and other goblins he’s met on his journey. It was the best night of his life.

There was a snowy owl that sat outside the window. Watching as the small party go down. With a subtle nod it flapped it’s wings and flew away.

The return to the Goblin Kingdom, the snowy owl formed back to King Ice, and he smiled.

“Good job everyone” he greeted, “That went perfectly, I think Nick would have been proud!”

Long ago before there was Bradley there Nick Bradshaw, he found the Goblin Kingdom and had the adventure of a life time and in the end he had asked the Goblin King to do the same for his future child. Ice had agreed, it had been a long time since a human has visited the kingdom and he delighted everyone he befriended. Not only that but he also introduced Mav, a spirited Goblin, to Ice. Helping young Nick out was the least Ice could do..

Doodles below⬇️🔮

(Ft. Wolfman and Hollywood Goblins hehe)

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tobyghost · 2 years

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sikkdog · 1 month

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dirkjake hannibal au

dirkjake hannibal au is real and canon semi canon because dirkjake cannibalism is semi canon because in the baby is 2 dirk ate his baby and everything toby fox says and does is the gospel

and you might think dirk was eating his baby wouldn’t that make him the cannibal? NO THATS WRONG dirk was eating the baby but jake didn’t stop him and he supported him eating the baby jake was secretly jumping up and down with joy because he was manipulating dirk to make it seem like he has no control therefore making him eat his baby so he can become a cannibal just like him SUBTEXT SUBTEXT PEOPLE

#dirkjake #jake english #dirk strider #dirkjake cannibalism #jake is much more tolerable as a cannibal #hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #homestuck

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bulletinboard-writings · 4 months

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4 F's of February

Feast: Lyrics

A lot of song lyrics from very romantic songs. And a lot of country music because... old southern values means a lot of food talk in the lifetime story... Anyway, enjoy and write responsibly.

"I keep on hopin' we'll get cake by the ocean." Cake by the Ocean by DNCE

"And a little bit of chicken fried." Chicken Fried by Darius Rucker

"Sugar, oh honey honey." Sugar Sugar by Dylan Delato

"All you gotta do is put a drink in my hand." Drink in my Hand by Eric Church

"Pour some sugar on me." Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard

"Tequila makes her clothes fall off." Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off by Joe Nichols

"Sugar pie, honey bunch." I Can't Help Myself by The Four Tops

"A caramel-colored sunset sky." Watching Airplanes by Gary Allan

"She's my cherry pie!" Cherry Pie by Warrant

"Big straw hat, banana drink." Key Lime Pie by Kenny Chesney

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts by Danny Kane

"Caramel kisses you send my way." Caramel Kisses by Faith Evans

"Have some chicken and some baked beans." That's What I Love About Sunday by Craig Morgan

"Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth." Song of the South by Alabama

"Life is just a bowl of cherries." Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffet

"Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine." Watermelon Crawl by Tracy Byrd

"And I'm eating rice and pintos." Do You Want Fries With That? by Tim McGraw

"You be my glass of wine, I'll be your shot of whiskey." Honey Bee by Blake Shelton

"Watch my corn pop up in rows." Where the Green Grass Grows by Tim McGraw

"Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey." Rain is a Good Thing by Luke Bryan

"And he said, 'Honey, you oughta know." All-American Girl by Carrie Underwood

"Her ruby red lips was sippin' on sweet tea." Barefoot Blue Jean Night by Jake Owen

"What a field looks like full of corn and cotton." Take a Back Road by Rodney Atkins

"Just a spoon full of sugar make it better real quick." Stuck Like Glue by Sugarland

"Fallin' on deaf ears of corn." International Harvester by Craig Morgan

"Is a double shot of Crown." Bartender by Lady A

"For barbeques, tailgates, fairs and festivals." Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith

"You're as sweet as strawberry wine." Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton

And a few extra lyrics to swap out during the month.

"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack." Tik Tok by Ke$ha

"Baby look like a candy." Candy by Mingo (feat. Chloe

"O my darling, sugar" Dear Ariaella by Blessed Branco

"Could you hand me some sugar?" Sugar by Way Too Fast Zombies

"I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart." Bubblegum B*tch by Marina

Buy me a Kofi?

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #writing #fanfic prompt #writerscommunity #writing prompt #dialogue prompt #fic prompt #lyrics #lyric prompts #music prompts #4 f's of february

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gcdl3ss · 4 months

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⌜ pinterest / playlist / wanted connections ⌟

( cody christian, cisman, he/him ) — 🎬 just announced, tobias "toby" forester has been cast as jake jagielski in the upcoming one tree hill reboot. the twenty nine year old is trending as people are debating if the horrificly timed dad jokes, endless half - drank coffee mugs lingering around the household, using finger guns as a logical way to answer questions you don't understand, blasting hannah montana tunes while cleaning, always having glitter on your clothing that they are known for is enough to make them as good as original. a quick google search shows that their fans call them charismatic, but internet trolls think they’re more oblivious. i guess their newest interview for variety where they talk about how he still has never watched the original one tree hill series will let people to know them better.

𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲

kevin ball, shameless + jason stackhouse, true blood + steve harrington, stranger things + joey tribbiani, friends + luke dunphy, modern family + jason mendoza, the good place + ron weasley, harry potter.

𝐢𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

born to a soccer player father, who turned coach and stay at home mom, tobias lived cozy but not spoiled. both of his parents, despite having a lot of money in their pockets, refused to allow their son to grow up to be someone that relied heavily on money and expecting things to be handed to him

high school football was something that he signed up for the moment he saw the papers. despite this, tobias didn’t let the popularity go to his head, which was thanks to his parents for keeping him humble at a young age. tobias became ’the nice jock’, where he made sure that everyone around him was included. with senior year approaching, he knew that talent scouts would be hiding in the bleachers and he refused to let anything cause him to slip.

acting accidentally fell into his lap post-high school after appearing in a few short films and movies, having a background role and a few one liners. while also attending college for business (a degree he would never use in real life), he continued to do some movies, while also being a frequent in reality tv with his first serious girlfriend being involved with the cameras.

(pregnany tw) at the ripe age of twenty five, after a drunken night full of self pity due to a break up to someone he fully thought would be his forever person, he got into bed with his best friend, simply as a distraction on both of their ends. days passed, then weeks, then the little plus sign decided to make itself known on the pregnancy test, changing not only his dynamic with his best friend but with many people around him.

despite the fears, fatherhood fell into his lap and he picked up the label without fail. able to change a diaper in under a minute, reasearching how to tell what cry meant what and willing to get up during the night to tend to their daughter; co-parenting remained stressless, both of the best friends having a bond prior to this situation and only flourishing as closer friends as the time went on.

coming back into acting full force continues to be exhausting, especially since he took a hiatus after the birth of brooklyn. the role of jake spoke to him, solely because of the similiar backstories (without the shitty baby mama), and the role was handed to him on a silver platter by the casting directors.

𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

quick-witted : not the type to fully grasp a joke the moment it's provided, toby is still able to make his two-cents known with his ability to be quick on his feet when the topic at hand is to his understanding. with a sarcastic tongue he learned from best friends and growing up in the industry, he's capable of making a few zingers without having to hold up a reputation of being someone that is always on the ball with jokes.

emotional : not to be confused with sensitivity, toby feels every emotion to the max. if he's sad, he will make sure everyone knows by shedding a tear or two, and is known to scream from the rooftops when something positive happens. he is very exaggerated in his emotions, no matter which one it is, however his sadness teeters the line over to depression when something extremely detrimental happens (such as being out for a whole season because of an injury he worsened).

oblivious : more than likely the butt end of a joke, toby is rarely aware of what is going on around him and is oblivious to multiple emotions that come from other people. it's a rarity that he understands when someone is interested in him, and even more rare for him to accept that he's loved and adored by people he doesn't even know. there's been multiple occasions that he thinks someone is asking him to take a photo for them, not with them.

charismatic : although not the type to be intelligent in any means, he's charming without meaning to be. with a smile of pearly whites, an ability to stare into the person's eyes without moving away, having a listening ear and always wanting to do the right thing, he's definitely liked by many. it's just a bonus that he's an amazing father.

#𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 ﹐ 𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘐𝘈𝘚 ⸻⸻⸻ introspection #2000s.intro #pregnancy tw #i love this man

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lolahaurisfw · 3 days

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✎ Introduction ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Hi all! Decided to move all my sfw (non-smut) works to a separate blog so people who don't like smut can read my fluff fics. As always, minors please DNI on my other fic blog, i'll block you!

Here i'll only be taking requests for fluff and angst! Reqs are always open like usual too.

DNI: Map, Zoo, Pro-Para, Pro-Ana, TERF, Zionist, Bigots, Discourse Blogs. Block me if you don't agree. ❤️🖤🤍💚

What I'm Willing To Write:

Fluff, angst, platonic, hurt/comfort.

HC'S, mood boards, one shots, short multi-chapter fics, imagines/drabbles.

Canon-friendly, Au's, Canon Divergence, Out of Character.

Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / Poly Ships of any kind.

F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.

Fictional Other (F/O) Imagines: +18, no names, they/them only.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on! (you can request others from these fandoms, but it will prob take me longer)

FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve. Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee. YOU: Joe, Love, Beck, Peach. Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta. Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson. (Human Ver) Attack on Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin. BNA: Michiru, Shirou. Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans. Total Drama: All S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley. SheRa: All Adults (Except Rogelio) King Of The Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Nancy, Dale, John Redcorn, Kahn, Min. Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V, Tony. Riverdale: FP Jones, Jughead, Veronica, Hiram, Betty. Creepypasta: Ben, Jeff, Jane, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Slenderman, Masky, Hoodie, Toby, X Virus, Nina, Clockwork, Splendorman, Kate. Gravity Falls: Stan, Ford, Soos, Giffany Steven Universe: Jasper, Amethyst, Blue Diamond, Peridot, Lapis, Garnet, Rose, Bismuth, Greg. Adventure Time/Fiona and Cake: Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona. COD: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria. Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabby, Edie, Mike, Lynette. DC: Batman, Harley, Joker, Ivy, Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenburg). Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface (general), Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Wraith, Huntress, Trapper, The Trickster, Pearl, Carrie White, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven. Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Waluigi, Bowser. Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo. Rick and Morty: Rick, Beth, Jerry. Stranger Things: Robin, Billy, Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper. Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast. Princess & The Frog: Shadow Man, Tiana, Lottie, Naveen. Ratatouille: Collette, Linguini. The Nanny: CC, Fran, Maxwell. Full House: Danny, Jesse, Joey. BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Amy, Penny. Spiderverse: Miguel, Hobie, Jessica Drew. Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite. Breaking Bad: Skylar, Jesse, Walter. National Treasure: Benjamin Gates, Riley Poole. Superstore: Jonah, Amy, Dina, Cheyenne. Spongebob: Man Ray, Dennis. Tangeled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell. Elemental: Wade, Ember. Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy. Jane the Virgin: Jane, Michael, Rogelio, Petra, Xiomara, Rose, Luisa. Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie. Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie. Bistro Huddy: All Staff Members, Poppy. WWE: Rhea Ripley, Roman Reigns. American Animals: Evan Peters (Warren), Barry Keoghan (Spencer). The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler. Little Mermaid (2023): Ariel, Eric. Bob's Burgers: Linda, Bob. Avatar: Jake, Neytiri. Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff. My Hero Academia: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa. Futurama: Leela, Amy, Fry, Bender. Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Wiploc, Zeebo, Valerie. Supernatural: Dean, Sam, Castiel. Sherlock (2010): Sherlock Holmes, John Watson. Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden. Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby. The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds. The Golden Girls: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose. Hot in Cleveland: Melanie <3, Joy, Victoria.

Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch) Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River) Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs The World) Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby) Randy Marsh (South Park) Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Prairie) Master Chief (Halo) Ian Hawke (Alvin & The Chipmunks) Poe Dameron (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) Linda Gunderson (Rio) Bruce (Beyond Therapy) Jack Harrison (Transylvania 6-5000) Peggy Bundy (Married… With Children) Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto) - M Reader Only Scarecrow (Batman Begins) John Wick (John Wick 4) David Levinson (Independence Day) Jackson Rippner (Red Eye) Stevo (SLC Punk!) Mike (5lbs of Pressure) Santa/Babbo Natale (Violent Night) Dan Conner (Roseanne) Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House) Lt. Robert 'Bob' Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick 2022) Francine (American Dad) Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs) Fujimoto (Ponyo) Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980) Doug Remer (Baseketball) Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park 1993) Rose Tyler (Doctor Who) Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops) Astarion (Baulders Gate 3) Trevor Phillips (GTA5) Shaun Murphy (The Good Doctor) Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia) John Doe (John Doe Game) Paul Blart (Paul Blart Mall Cop) Napolean Dynamite (self titled) Fezzik (Princess Bride)

#intro post #pinned post #fic writing #fluff #angst

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wetheoriginals · 1 year

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I’m still a bit annoyed at how the dynamic between Tom and bendthatdick cuminmyback was portrayed. Made it seem like he was this dumb lil baby and bumblebee was keeping him in check.

yeah i've talked before about how a lot of tom's older man costars seem to either unintentionally or intentionally exert some sort of weird dominance over him. jake referring to him as a kid and mark making a comment about his age was annoying as well

i think when rdj treats tom as his younger brother it's fine because he's genuinely tom's mentor and lifeline for any advice he needs but i side-eye everyone else who frames themselves as like tom's handler idk it's weird. the interview between tom andrew and toby was so refreshing bc you could tell they genuinely respect him and see him as an equal unlike most of the other older men who interact with tom.

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healingpuppys · 4 months

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Stimboards pt. 3

Alhaitham genshin stimboard

OC stimboard

CG! rose and little kanaya stimboard

pink puppy stimboard

agere popeye stimboard

cyalm stimboard

paci gifs pt. 7

purple fox stimboard

pokemon card stimboard

agere sakiko togawa stimboard

pitbull stimboard

yuri stimboard

natsuki stimboard

black and red toy poodle stimboard

monika stimboard

sayori stimboard

jumping spider and tarantula stimboard

purple and blue jellyfish stimboard

agere isaac clarke stimboard

Kao Ushi stimboard

grease the movie stimboard

harpy eagle stimboard

angel kin stimboard

bumblebee stimboard

Labrador stimboard

agere johnny truant stimboard

pink tropical stimboard

pink and white ragdoll cat stimboard

catnap stimboard

gummigoo tadc stimboard

just natsuki stimboard

harley quinn great dane stimboard

agere dirk and jake stimboard

black german shep petre stimboard

be kind be gentle stimboard

queerplatonic soul and maka stimboard

agere lunar from the sun and moon show stimboard

surge the tunrec stimboard

princess cookie stimboard

stary tail stimboard

bive regretevetor stimboard

agere oc sen stimboard

CG! woody and little leafy stimboard

paci gifs 6

pinkie pie and fluttershy stimboard

lalaloopsy stimboard

CG! blocky and little woody stimboard

self indulgent birthday pup stimboard

edgar electric dreams stimboard

cometcare stimboard

brave stimboard

pastel rocambole stimboard

fox stimboard with autumn and mushrooms stimboard

medusa stimboard

apollo themed stimboard

agere meowrails stimboard

ponyo stimboard

taz poemme stimboard

agere sestro stimboard

CG! jane crocker stimboard

Fleur de lis mlp stimboard

petre columbus zombieland stimboard

pup regressor jade harley with prospit dreamer

alastor deer petre stimboard

petre bunny june egbert stimboard

paci gifs 5

CG! alastor stimboard

CG! adam and little Lute stimboard

beach dj stimboard

y2k with windows 98 stimboard

sibby puppy and duckling playdate stimboard

purple and blue fortnite stimboard

annabeth chase stimboard

cutie mark crusaders stimboard

rosie hazbin hotel stimboard

Sebastian stardew valley stimboard

agere error sans stimboard

agere gnarpy stimboard

warrior cats stimboard

draculara stimboard

george from aurthor stimboard

rose lalonde monster regressor stimboard

angeldust paci gif

therian/petre stimboard

ruffrock stimboard

stephanie brown stimboard

chinese new year hello kitty stimboard

sanrio milk agere stimboard

purple cinnamaroll stimboard

rainbow dash and daring do stimboard

ticci toby stimboard

non-binary niko bellic GTA4 stimboard

agere bingo heeler stimboard

CG! vaggie and tiny charlie stimboard

CG! husk and baby angeldust stimboard

scootaloo stimboard

horrus zahhak foal regressor stimboard

agere nepeta stimboard

mole stimboard

agere roxy lalonde stimboard

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praeyrp · 4 months

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Wanted ads:

To help you all get a feel for the type of wanted ads, and their faces, we have compiled a list of all current wanted ads on site. Over the coming days some of these ads will be teased in all of their glory.

If you desire more information on any of the wanted ads please hit us up and we will be glad to give you more information.

Group & Misc:

Adrian: Furore pack

Demetrio: The Syndicate

Malachi: Siviv shifter Pack

Matthias: The Order; a doomsday NOT cult

Sarah: SF Black Market

Romantic:

Anyanka: Charlize Theron — FWB — angel

Ophelia: Cillian Murphy — trauma-bond LI — dragon > open fae

Talia: open face — slow burn LI — open species

Antagonistic

Adrian: Mädchen Amick — mauled TV personality — shifter

Adrian: Gustaf Skarsgård — mauled shifter—hater — shifter

Finley: Charles Michael Davis — baby daddy & murderer — demon

Ophelia: Michiel Huisman — former owner — vampire

Rafael: Jared Leto — ex—bf — hybrid

Platonic

Adrian: Famke Janssen — pack lawyer — open species

Adrian: Mädchen Amick — mauled TV personality — shifter

Eleanor Zach Villa — bar manager — vampire

Eleanor BIllie Lourd — event planner — witch

Eleanor Marwan Kenzari — Cartel runner/babysitter — bound jinn

Matthias: Caitriona Balfe — head nun — open species

Matthias: Anya Taylor—Joy — sunday school teacher — open species

Matthias: Samara Weaving — sunday school teacher — open species

Senna: Kwon Ji—yong — BFF & work husband — open species

Mei: Will Yun Lee — BFF/coworker & unrequited love — kitsune

Familial

Ashton: Max Thieriot — Made family/brothers — hybrid

Danica: Don Benjamin — older brother — kitsune (open)

Elijah: Viola Davis — foster mother — open species

Elijah: Avan Jogia — brother — dryad

Elijah: Natasha Lyonne — adopted sister — unicorn

Elijah: Jason Momoa — adopted brother/mauler — bear shifter

Evander: Felicity Jones — daughter — witch

Evander: Dan Stevens — son — wolf shifter

Finley: Sebastian Stan — brother — unicorn

Finley: Joe Keery — brother — unicorn

Finley: Sarah Drew — 1/2 sister — banshee

Isak: Ryan Hurst — brother — naga

Isak: Halsey — sister — witch

Isak: Landon Liboiron — brother — naga

Jake: Tobias Sorenson — brother — shifter

Jake: Barbara palvin — sister — shifter

Maeve: Stella Maeve — bound spellbinder — spellbinder

Maeve: Kit Harington — bound jinn — jinn

Maeve: Natalia Dyer — "dead" daughter — shifter

Matthias: Elizabeth Debicki — childe & pet — succubus

Rafael: Alice Braga — long lost mother — dead species

Raphael: Alexander Vlahos — brother — eternal species

Richard: Christina Hendricks — eventual ex—wife — selkie

Talia: Zach McGowan — adopted brother — cat shifter

Talia: Alberto Ammann — adopted brother — cat shifter

Talia: Miguel Ángel Silvestre — adopted brother — cat shifter

Talia: Diego Luna — adopted brother — cat shifter

Talia: Salma Hayek — adopted mother — cat shifter

Senna: Lee Pace — brother & crowned prince — ancient

Senna: Maria Brink — brother & crowned princess — ancient

Senna: Dane DeHaan — 1st born son — faerie

Senna: Toby Regbo — 2nd born son — faerie

#update #wanted ad #supernatural rp #jcink rp site

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devox2564 · 6 months

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In Your Heart

Jake Kizka x fem reader

Chapter 3: On The Road

You find yourself again on a stage. So far removed from that night in the bar when the Kizka twins brought Toby in to watch you perform. Although not incredibly different. The bright lights shine down on you as you work the guitar into a rhythm. You can feel sweat begin to form on your brow. Even after a few months, the experience is still exhilarating.

Center stage stands Tabby, her tanned skin almost glows on stage and her voice resonates through the room. You were surprised to find upon meeting the band that Wolfsbanes front woman was a girl she'd been playing with for years. The bassist Anika was quiet but incredibly talented, and the drummer Liz gave the group an energy you'd never felt before. Performing with the three of them was effortless.

The label had decided on a regional tour of the South. You've been in Georgia for about two weeks already but tonight's show has landed you in Savannah. It's been your favorite so far. As the last few bars of the last song ring out into the cool night air, you breathe in and feel your skin tingle. You smile out into the audience and take a bow with your bandmates. Tabby yells out "We are Wolfsbane. You've been wonderful Savannah! Good Night!"

Taking another bow, the four of you exit the stage. It doesn't take long before you are sprawled out on the bed back at the hotel. The view from the window overlooks the river and the street below. You close your eyes and savor in the afterglow of another successful performance. Suddenly your phone blares and vibrates on the bed next to you. David. Ugh. You answer.

"Hey" he says shortly.

"Hi" you can sense the tension in his voice.

"When are you coming home?"

"I told you yesterday that we'll be back in about two weeks." you are annoyed "asking every day isn't going to get me back faster."

"Well I can't really be supportive of something I don't think is smart for you." he says sharply.

"You've made it clear since I signed that you aren't supportive of my career." your tone is cold.

There's a long pause and you hear his breath over the phone. That night, when you came home and told him excitedly that you would be touring with a real band, he was less than thrilled. David was always so practical. He wanted to get married. He wanted to get married, and have a stay at home wife and babies. It just wasn't a life you were ready for. At 24, there was just too much life to live for you to consider settling down. Marriage would be fine, as long as he was supportive of your career. This wasn't looking like it was going to pan out. You let loose a long sigh into the silence.

"Let's get married." he says out of the blue, his tone false and bright.

"Wh- what. What David?" you're shocked.

"You heard me, let's get married." his voice is upbeat, as though his request has solved the whole issue. "We'll get married and then you won't have to work like this. Not that you have to right now. I want to support you and have a family."

"David you know I love music. It's not about money for me." the exasperation is seeping into your voice. "You know what. We'll talk about it when I get home. I love you."

David does not reply. He just hangs up. You can almost see him in your minds eye mussing up his short blonde hair, brows furrowing with anger. David is bold and unpredictable. That's what you've always admired about him. He was fun. Over the span of the relationship the qualities that originally attracted you to him have soured. He angered easily, he was taken to making decisions on a dime, and he had zero impulse control. His light, soft features have sharp edges and shadows in your mind.

You lay your phone back next to you on the bed. Just as you do, Tabby enters the room and flops down next to you.

"David again?" she asks. Tabby can read you like a book.

"How'd you know?" you reply with a snort.

"You get all wistful looking and shit when he calls. Like you're a million miles away."

You give it a couple beats before you say anything to this. "He wants to get married."

"You're kidding right?" Tabby is holding back giggles.

"I'm totally not kidding. He only wants to get married because he thinks I'll quit working."

"There's no way-" Tabby is interrupted by the ringing of your phone.

You pick it up off the bed again and you're surprised to see that it's Jake. Tabby raises her eyebrows in a suggestive manner. "Don't say a fucking word" you tell her trying not to laugh. She's been on you to go after Jake since she found out he's the one who recommended you. But he's got a girlfriend. And you still have a boyfriend. Crossing that line just isn't in the cards.

You answer the phone with a light "Hello?"

"Hello yourself love." you can hear the grin in his voice. As well as a considerable din behind him.

"Where the hell are you? I can barely hear you." you reply.

"Try Savannah babe." He sounds drunk. "We're barhopping tonight and I hear Wolfsbane is in town."

"Indeed we are." you steel a glance at Tabby who is grinning like an idiot.

"We'll meet you at your hotel. Hit the rooftops."

"It's a plan." you say and hang up.

.....

Tabby elbows you as Jake approaches with his brother in tow. You shoot her an icy look out of the corner of your eye. She giggles.

"Dahhhling" Jake drawls as he pulls you into a tight hug. The British accent seems to be a side effect of the liquor. He smells like he's been dunked in a barrel of whiskey.

"How much has he had?" you ask over his shoulder.

"Enough to kill a horse." Josh replies with a hiccup and a toothy smile.

The four of you make your way down the street towards a string of bars. You end up on a rooftop, neon all around and a beautiful view of the river. Music booms from speakers and you sit on a plush sofa, sipping and watching the bar patrons move amongst one another.

Josh approaches the group, small glasses of clear liquor in tow.

You grab one and bring it to your lips. Vodka. It burns all the way down.

Before you can recover, your phone rings. You look down, and it's David. Again. Sighing, you rise from your seat and head over to the roof's edge. You bring the phone to your ear.

"David?" you hope he can hear you over the music.

"Who is this?" a female voice answers you.

"Umm, who is this?" you're a bit startled.

"This is David's girlfriend Jen. I want to know who this is. Your number is in his phone under "sister" but there are photos between you two that suggest otherwise. So who are you?" Jen is apparently under the impression that her boyfriend David is cheating.

"How long have you two been together?" your voice begins to quaver.

"Two years. As if that matters to you." Jen replies coldly.

You hang up without saying another word. You are.. beyond confused. Beyond hurt. Tears prick the corners of your eyes. They sting as they begin to run down your cheeks. Bracing your elbows on the roofs edge, you bury your head in your hands and let them fall. It's as though time has stopped around you. All two years of your relationship have been a lie. Whenever he wasn't with you he was with her. You wonder what she must look like. Was she tall, blonde, thin? Was she ready for a life of pilates classes, coffees, and missionary sex 2.5 times a month? Everything you weren't ready for. Through your tears, you manage to send a text.

Y/n: Have your shit out of my place by the time I get back. I hope you and Jen are very happy together.

Bubbles appear in the corner of the screen and you power down your phone. You'd prefer not to hear from David ever again. The wind from the moving water cools your face and your tears continue to flow as you look out into the night. A hand gently touches your arm and you turn your head. Jake looks a bit stunned as he sees the tears glistening in your eyes. You can tell that he's still drunk, but his sudden concern seems to have sobered him a bit.

" What's wrong dahling?" still British, and with a small smile. It's a halfhearted effort to lighten the mood, and it fails. You try to hold back a fresh wave of tears. His smile falls and he looks at you softly before pulling you into his arms.

"Really. What's wrong?" he asks resting his chin on top of your head. Now he's back to normal Jake. A great sign that the alcohol is wearing off a bit.

You let a few moments pass, allowing yourself to calm slightly. Stepping away from him you lean your arms back onto the edge of the roof. "David's been keeping another girlfriend this whole time. We were just introduced over the phone. " your tone is bitter and you glance back at him. The tears are ebbing. Your face is numb from the alcohol but you're sober enough to feel how close the two of you are right now. He moves forward and his arm snakes around your shoulders, the free forearm resting next to yours.

"Well he's got to be an idiot for thinking you wouldn't find out eventually." his hand rubs up and down your arm gently. His touch sends tingles down your spine. You move out of his reach again.

"Look," you say with a half hearted chuckle/sob "I know we're friends and all, but I'm not so sure that Jita would be cool with..."

He cuts you off "Why do you think I'm drinking myself silly?"

"What?" you're a little shocked by the interruption.

"She broke it off with me last week." his voice sounds close to cracking "she got back from London and moved all her things out."

You're flipping through the rolodex of things to say in your mind when you're wrapped in another hug. "I'm really fucked up right now so just let me hug you and we can be sad together."

Your head rests perfectly against the curve of his shoulder and his arms wrap you up. Staying there for a moment, you realize that the only thing you want to do right now is forget. Fuck feeling this way about David. For now at least, while the pain is still fresh, it might be nice to get fucked up and have fun. The music hums in the background of this odd, sad scene. Pulling away a bit and looking into Jake's face you can see his eyes are glistening with tears that have yet to fall. As drunk as he is, he's not gotten drunk enough to forget his pain tonight.

"How about we get another drink?" you ask him shakily.

"I think that sounds like a wonderful idea dahhling." he replies weakly, quickly drying his eyes with the back of his hand and flashing a smile.

If you're reading this, thank you so much! Curious about what happens next? Keep an eye out for the next chapter!

-E

#greta van fic #greta van fleet #jake gvf #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #sam kiszka #danny wagner #slow burn #soft fic

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melsimps · 10 months

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So... some lore for my spiderverse oc, Tobias Tulper (the Spider-By-Proxy).

He has a kind of close relationship with Moon Knight in his universe. Mostly because of the whole "working for a god" thing they've both got in common (and yes, it's still the three Moon boys).

They've started acting as a mentor in a way to Tobias, because the three of them have been at this hero game a long time. And so, they help teaching him in different ways.

Steven helps with the more detective-y investigative stuff.

Marc handles stealth and secretive work. Along with some minor self defence training.

Jake definitely helps teach him to fight properly.

...but they are also involved in each other's lives because his mom is dating them. Like, she is fully dating the moon boys (or, their public identities, ig).

And they only found out about the other when Marc was leaving for his Moon Knight shit, while Toby was sneaking back in from his own Spider-By-Proxy shit.

...yeah, they had a long conversation that night.

[Summarised:]

"You can't do shit like this, kid. Your mom's gonna flip" "Does Mom know you do this?" "...Let me show you how to do shit like this properly."

[It turned into a bonding experience].

Whenever Marc/Steven/Jake are on patrol with him, Araven gets kinda pissy because originally - this was a chance for him to work with his kid.

Lead to a bit of angst where Araven came out and got really mad with Steven - who Toby came to for romantic advice.

Steven kept calm and explained that he wasn't trying to steal Toby from him, just keep him safe - like Araven wanted, too.

Anyway, his MJ is also his universe's equivalent of Harry Osborne.

Nick Doarico. The strong-yet-silent rich kid that Tobias has been friends with since he was four.

They hang out together and listen to music.

Also, there's his Deadpool, Ricky Roberts. He has a bat and plays baseball. :)

The three hang out together and do dumb shit ("boys will be boys" in the best way possible).

Toby and Cody used to be close - but, after Cody got his amulet, the two kinda grew apart.

Cody became more obsessed with his devotion to Silbara, and shut his brother out.

...but Toby will always want to be there, to give his brother a hand if he needs it.

Also, an incorrect quote because I saw a tiktok and had an idea for domestic Tulper-Spector-Grant-Lockley shit:

Steven: New rule! When one of you two start giving your mum an attitude, we're gonna start romancing her.

Steven, to Connie: Hello, darling~!

Jake, deciding to front now: How you doing, baby girl?

[Laughing, playful protests of "No" from Cody and Toby]

Jake: How'd you feel about another child?

Connie, trying not to laugh: No.

Marc, switching to host: What about your-! I could rub your ankles Goodnight.

Connie, laughing: No.

[Marc does that jokey playful flirt growl thing.]

Connie, wheezing: No-!

[Marc makes kissy noises at her. Connie is laughing, while the twins are cringing hard]

Marc: Oh yeah, baby.

[Marc looks to the twins, jokingly]

Marc: Are we gonna adjust the attitude?

Toby, laughing: yes-!

Steven, fronting again: Are we gonna clean without fighting?

Twins, cringing hard: Yes-!

[Toby, Cody, and Connie are all laughing]

Steven: From now on, you give her attitude, we start woo-ing your mother.

Cody: No-!

Steven: And the worse your attitude, the more your mum's gonna blush!

...yeah.

The Moon Boys had a Yung Gravy arc, ig. Fell in love with a milf archaeologist.

And took a Spider-person as a protégé in a way.

Want any more lore? Just ask!!!

#tobias tulper #spidersona #spiderverse oc #spider by proxy #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #cody tulper #connie tulper #moon knight #universe 311619 #araven #silbara #incorrect spiderverse #incorrect 311619 #oc x canon #marvel

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chickenleavesandcornerwater · 1 year

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plays plays plays

I am going to post about plays, starting with ones that are commercial-adjacent and getting weirder from there. The Inheritance's big gesture is 10 page monologues - it is a novelistic adaptation of a novel. Some people find the talking and talking and talking ingenuous or boring or cringe - some people like that there's a sneaky stylism under the seeming naivety. (It's been 30 years since this happened, how does he remember all this? How does he express it all so fluently? Does this kind of exactitude imply truth or an agenda?) Whether you like them or not, I think Lopez earns his ginormous monologues with his moment-to-moment mechanics. Or, if not earns them, he makes it clear they're a considered choice. He doesn't devolve responsibility for exposition of plot and character to his characters, letting them explain it all to us - his dialogue is fast, fun, informative, purposive. He doesn't have 6th-Season-of-a-Sitcom-itis, where two or three lines of dialogue serve as a short featureless runway to the monologue where a character states the emotional/narrative beat of the scene: -Hey Jake, have you filed those arrest reports yet? -Sorry Rosa, I haven't because I fell asleep at my desk because I'm sleeping badly because I'm worried if I'll be a good dad to me and Amy's baby, but maybe the fact that I'm worried about being a good dad means I'm fundamentally different to my bad dad? JOKE ABOUT HITCHCOCK AND SULLY BEING FAT AND EATING ALL THE TIME When Lopez switches into monologue it's a complement to mimetic realism - not a supplement. We're juggling two interesting perspectives, first person and third person, rather than collapsing one into the other because we're afraid it's not interesting enough on its own. This scene is an example. His characters sometimes talk for 10 pages, but look at how much Lopez can do in 2 pages of back-and-forth. Some interesting details: -Toby has 5 lines, 3 of which are 5 words or less. But look how much we learn about him from what others say, from the rhythm of when he interjects and why and to what end. -There are three major characters in this scene - Adam (Young Man 1), Eric, and Toby. This does not mean The Lads are inessential. Look at how their teasing spectation adds an element of performance to the interaction between Toby and Eric. Toby finds himself playing the world-weary writer dealing with a fan - even though that's not what's going on. Their presence makes him try to impress, and trying to impress makes him fall on his face. Adam/Young Man 1 finds himself cast as the tragic closet case/baby gay - even though that's not (entirely) what he is. But if he didn't have to prove he WASN'T a closeted superfan, he might not have showed them his book purchases - and then Toby and Eric wouldn't have gotten as good a sense of him, of who he is and where he is in life, and this scene wouldn't be the moment that sparks the relationships the play as a whole explores. The semi-public nature of the scene is what unlocks private intimacies later on.

-At that, look at the interestingly textured position Adam/Young Man 1 is in - he is active because he's come here to sort out a misunderstanding, but he's passive within the scene while these older gay men have fun teasing him. Look at how he says "I think you took my bag" and his next line after Toby has responded both begins and ends with "Accidentally." He came here to a private(ish) home but he's trying not to be confrontational. But look how he doesn't spare Toby's ego when Toby assumes he's a superfan - he comes right out with the fact that no, actually, you left your wallet in your bag. Look at how we can distinguish his situational/external shyness from his psychological/internal confidence - the situation's uncertain, but he isn't. Look at how our understanding of him shifts but preserves those two layers when we hear about his Big Bag O' Gay Books - maybe there IS an agenda in him coming to the home of an established gay writer, even if he isn't a superfan stalker. Maybe the broader situation of his life is uncertain, has him feeling a bit lost, even if he himself is confident in charting a path through it - by doing things like turning up at the home of these men who might be able to teach him a thing or two. Fuck, I Have To Be Gay Now, How Do I Do That - Better Find Some Mentors. Which, funnily enough, is what the whole play is about. Almost like Lopez did it on purpose or something?

#theatre #the inheritance #matthew lopez #not musical theatre there are enough MT dweebs where are all the word dweebs #show don't tell more like show AND tell u kno

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holodeckprotocols · 1 year

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animorphs book 53 (the answer) #thoughts

i cannot even begin to describe the full body chill i just had reading the words "my name is Jake Berenson"

AHHH oh my god conformation of the length of the war!! they're 16!! BABIES!!

i know my reviews must seem xD random and hyperbolic but I promise I just feel this strongly about animorphs. i am capslock screaming every time I read one

i often think about how lonely it must be to be toby. no one truly understands her :(

I know it's inevitable given the structure of the story but ugh, man, I hate to see the military involved.

deeply shaken by the knowledge that Jake is now 6 feet tall. I'm trying to so hard to make my brain accept that he's 16 now. I know he's canonically big/tall for his age but my god, childhood really is over :(

good god this is a mess. this taxxon slaughter is ugly but god. what's the alternative?

OMG ARBRON???

never ever expected to see him again! holy shit!!

a taxxon alliance. holy shit. never expected that

"The Andalite High Command can drop dead" Rachel said. LOL. honestly. it was absolutely useless, thanks

oh my god RACHEL. Jesus. threatening to kill ax!!!!!

the taxxon plan seems so obvious now that it's right on front if me. of course their existence is fraught. of course they'd want an out.

WHY is ANYONE trusting TOM

oh no i hate this. what is Jake planning.

he's just straight up blackmailing erek huh. Jesus.

honestly erek is so OP that I'm a little surprised they haven't resorted to this dirty play sooner. still, it's awful

what did he ask Rachel to do!???

I know it's just a hologram but Cassie being ripped apart is so awful

oh my god the slaughter of the other animorphs while jake can only watch :(((

oh my god, did he kill all of them? holy fuck. no. I don't want to believe it.

seventeen thousand yeerks. has there ever been a death toll that high?

WHAT NO

HOW CAN IT END THERE

#hanimorphs #animorphs spoilers

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mabeysomeclasspecting · 2 years

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Hi, I was wondering if I could get classpected? I really love your analysis and I’m struggling with my own.

*I most often get heart, space, and void as quiz results (I have taken most existing aspect quizzes at least twice). I usually get mage, knight, and page on quizzes.

**this is essay length I’m really sorry about that

Hobbies/interests:

I really like my creative hobbies. More often than not I'm sewing, sculpting, drawing, etc. I also really enjoy those really long video essays on video games and such but I also listen to more political stuff when I can handle it. When my anxiety is less obnoxious I like to take walks in the middle of the night- I can go outside and be completely alone with my thoughts (and my maladaptive daydreaming lol). I do a lot of writing about fiction and only actually write fiction sometimes. Ideas are always more complete in my head and I can’t do them justice in meatspace. I do a lot of armchair philosophy but it’s all probably just something I regurgitate forgetting somebody else said it first and better. You will literally never see me without my earbuds in regardless if anything is playing in them. On that note I can’t play an instrument or compose or anything but I want music to swallow me whole like a snake.

Me about myself:

I think I’m weird but I don’t particularly care that I’m weird. I hate that other people think I'm weird and guilt me for having genuine interests? My self esteem isn’t great but as I’m getting better at being an adult I feel less like a fish flopping around on the floor. I feel like I’m never going to have a proper self concept because something is always changing and I can’t keep up with that. The self hatred is mental subtext instead of text, ya feel? I want to say something in a way only I can say it, like perfect a message in a way only my art could portray it. It would be a cool thing to have a legacy even though it’s totally meaningless. Like, if somebody thought about me the way I think about Toby Fox I’d feel like I succeeded. Local strider kinnie. All of the striders. Every iteration. In middle school I was obsessed with Dave and now (college) I'm obsessed with Dirk. It’s The Existentialism. Spice that with a little Jake English style social awkwardness. My problematic trait is thinking empathy is a conspiracy (I’m ((probably)) just on the spectrum). I have serious self-control issues and will eat a whole cake by myself. I reread homestuck in less than a month and barely managed to get my assignments in because I hyper fixated so hard.

Others about me:

When I was younger I was the scapegoat of my friend group, like the Tavros to someone else’s Vriska. Classic page behavior. Now that I’m older I’m mostly just super reserved because I got burned so bad I can’t take positive feedback. I have one friend who tells me that I’m super talented and cool and shit and I feel so weird about it. He’s not flirting with me or anything, he's just a genuinely good dude. I feel dirty and evil existing in his presence. I’ve also been described as a cryptid in the past. “Quiet and kind of scary until you open up then you’re unhinged” “Mad scientist” “Introverted artisan” (this person then called me out on “looking for that passing validation” and he was right but I hate it lmao) (the conversation has gone on and I am now realizing he is. Talking about trans shit,,,, which is also right and I hate it) (I’m literally going to copy paste this next one it’s too good) “You’re the type of dude that gets dragged on for the ride tho… the one that’s like ‘maybe we shouldn’t be breaking into a haunted house’ in the movies” “You’re not the Lame little piss baby that they drag around , you’re the one that’s there cuz someone wants to hand the white boy a blunt and see you take a large chuff” (oh my god he’s such a gem lol) “You’re still also a dork and I’ll probably still label you as gay boy mentally tho”

How I interact with people:

I keep forgetting I can’t just rely on my imaginary friends to meet my social needs so I go bug one or two people for a few weeks before I start feeling like it’s too risky because if I go too hard I'll burn out and hate them or something. If you know someone too well it’ll break any infatuation (platonic) you have with them. The thing with characters is that they learn and grow with you in your mind, like a family member that will only hate you if you’re having an off day. Tldr I’m scared of other people because intimacy and honesty about things is Not My Style. All of my secrets keep spilling out whenever somebody gives me crumbs and then I regret it and like. Soft ghost them? I recently ditched a group of friends and while I feel guilty about it I was in a kind of codependent relationship with one of them and I needed out. I tried to force myself to be more open and loving and shit but I was totally repulsed by myself and them by the end of it. Anyway if I could just like, have a good friend and feel comfortable with them and Mean It that would be pretty sweet. Unsure if I’m aromantic or just scared of vulnerability and commitment of any kind. I want to be helpful and cool and reciprocal to the people I care about but I feel like I’m lacking in anything I could use to help them- they always need something I can’t give them. When I help it starts coming off as patronizing.

What do i value:

My inner world is what’s keeping me alive. See in there I'm not really obligated to bend to expectations (which are usually pretty reasonable I think, I just don’t like them) and I can live out the fantasy of Being Loved without needing to be vulnerable. They’re in my head of course they know me I don’t need to tell them anything. Politics are important but I mostly listen to other people talk about it. I'm really burnt out with the state of the world. I think finding some kind of reason to live and love in the meaninglessness of it all is really really important, I'm just bad at it. I just kinda wanna live in the abstract and undefinable because everything is like that, but people have to put things into categories and words to understand them. Having a body to take care of and whatnot is a curse. I honestly forget I have one because i’m so zoned into whatever it is that I'm thinking about.

Ideal self:

In an ideal world I get over all of my pseudo intellectual bs and just like. Feel my feelings. Enjoy being with people and making little trinkets. I might actually be less aware of what other people think of me and I could just say things without feeling like every bit of it was silly or pointless. I would be able to accept positive feedback instead of thinking everybody was lying to me. I’d also understand on a fundamental level that other people are real, actual, intelligent beings and we just communicate very differently. If I could be comfortable in my place in the world and not panic because it doesn’t matter I’d celebrate that instead. Nothing matters but with sunglasses this time. In theory every little thing means something, but sometimes I don’t need to know what it means, Y’know? Knowing just puts more weight on my shoulders and makes me an anxious goddamn wreck. I would be able to take action without other people nagging me to do something with myself.

Bonus stuff that I think is relevant:

I’m scared shitless of most “voidy” stuff, like the dark and just like, the concept of oblivion. My worst fear is my mind completely slipping off into nothing. Caves, oceans, etc- they all scare me. I considered space for a long time because of my creativity but I literally have sensory processing disorder and while I think a space player who lacks spatial awareness is funny I don't think that’s all that viable. I think I have a lot of knight hallmarks but really I'm way too outwardly cowardly and self serving to think I deserve that title? Idk im just spitballing now i'm so sorry for ranting.

Thanks for reading my doomer bs - 🏳️‍⚧️🎃♊️

Hello! No need to apologize for the length, the more you tell me the more accurate I'll (hopefully) be :)

Aspects: Mind, Heart, Doom

Classes: Prince, Knight, Page, Mage

Out of these I think either Prince of Mind or Knight of Heart suits you best! But Page of Doom and Mage of Mind might be ones to consider too

I hope this was helpful! And I hope you're doing well :)

#homestuck #classpect #classpecting #asks #requests #prince of mind #knight of heart #prince #knight #mind #heart #anon

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william-ba · 2 years

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Blackbird Review

Howdy! I’m slowly going to be reviewing all of the Fazbear Frights stories I don’t already have a separate review for, and this one is for Blackbird! Overall, Blackbird is a very entertaining book that deserves to be seen as a fan favorite. I thought it was excellent, and it’s my second favorite in the entire series.

For my The Cliffs review, go here! For my previous Bunny Call review, go here! If you want to read these in order, go here!

For the rest of the review, keep reading!

Blackbird - This story was extremely good. I really liked Amber and Nole’s relationship, and Sam was a cool guy who seemed fun to hang around. I don’t think I dislike any characters here, all the minor ones were nice and served their purpose and there weren't any negative ones that stuck around for too long. However, I will say that the part with Christine could have been better. It seems rather rushed for the most part, and it’s not exactly the highlight of the story. The Blackbird is really interesting, and I like the idea behind it and that we get to see its creation. Its effects on Nole and its overall vibe really help the story out and make this antagonist really memorable. I really do like this story.

The Real Jake - A family plagued by tragedy. This story is fantastic. The interactions between Jake and Simon are cute, as well as Jake and Margie’s relationship, and the part where his friend tries to break him out is actually kinda sad. If you’re one of those people who haven’t read the story and ignored the spoiler warning, I’d highly recommend you stop right now and go read this story, as the final third is just so devastating. One thing after the next until we reach the sad ending. And the one bit of horror actually fits. Margie has been obsessing over the baby monitor and needing to keep it on her and listen to it the whole story. This sudden moment fits this, as it could just be Margie being delusional. Evan, Jake’s father, really seemed to care and it makes what happens later even more devastating. As for Michael, I never got the comparison between him and Michael Afton beyond the robotic comparison, but he was still a decent character.

Hide-and-Seek - The usage of RWQFSFASXC was interesting and something we’ve been dying to see for a while, and I also thought the kid Toby runs into that can see RWQFSFASXC was interesting although underused and ultimately meaningless. Dan also seemed rather genuine, which makes what Toby does ever more infuriating. And that’s about it for my praise of the story. Toby is unlikeable and him destroying the Hide-and-Seek game was dumb. The story makes it hard for us to particularly like any of Toby’s family. Him and Connor literally fighting each other instantly threw me out of the story. And then the ending. Why did Toby decide victory was impaling himself with the pegs of the game he destroyed? Toby realizing that his poor health wasn’t caused by RWQFSFASXC but by himself and him giving up on the game to live a happier life knowing that Connor truly cares about him and that he’s making new friends with Tabitha would have been better. Overall, I’d say this story was bad.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fazbear frights #blackbird #the real jake #hide-and-seek #BA Reviews #rwqfsfasxc

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stitchwraith-stingers · 5 months

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5 and 6!

5. any cool scenes in your head? (if theres any)

6. favorite character dynamics?

i. may have gotten carried away . im sorry

6. favorite character dynamics?

aspenpaw (astrid, from nexie) and thrushpaw (oswald) bond over them training in the dark forest! since theyre the only ones slightly closer to age

spiderwhisker (abe, bobbiedots parts 1+2) and renelle bond slightly afte she joins the "factory cats" group of loners for abit to prepare for plot convininence, shes also friendly w speckledove (sarah) cuz she accidently met her while trying to keep secretive about her mission

rockwing (robert, the cliffs) and fawnbreeze (sylvia, your the band) bond over being single parents and sometimes visit eachother for their kits (poppykit and fernkit) to play abit!! i care them

a giant family!! leopardshade (devon), nettlethroat (millie), shadowrush (toby, hide-and-seek) and waspfang (joel, kids at play) are abunch of cousins that coincidently r here

hollymoon (payton, pizzakit) and speckledove r also cousins! they joined riverclan cuz their aunt, nightbreeze (delilah) was there and they got bored

rapid fire for small ones! bumbleflame & lightmask (hudson from what we found and lucas from pressure), maplethorn and amberthorn (amiee from find player two and julius from the breaking wheel), rosestone and all her friends i cant list (lucia from the tales epilogues, and the rest of them aswell), violetheart and nectarwish (jessica and nurse macy from frailty), violetheart and speckledove, caimankit and wrenkit (andrew and jake), flamedusk & frostdawn and brambledawn & goldenshine (the duo from happs and the duo from together forever .. wlw and mlm hostiliy) crimson (eleanor) with whitetiger (the mimic) is so funny to me, outsider rouge and her wife who has been in hell for hundreds of years andat some point managed to get back in their zombified alive form all of the apprntices together in general . 1 billion smiles, preteens having fun

5. any cool scenes in your head? (if theres any) okk i gotta put this under the cut cuz theres a fair bit of them

thushpaw (oswald) accidently killing cinnamonpaw (chuck) because he did not know the cliff was that high . elaborated more on here if you care abt the specifics or are just bored and wanna read something idk

crimson (eleanor) is too distracted having orcastrated a giant battle (cuz shes a coward that made teens fight for her instead) and yelling at speckledove (sarah) to kill her cousin and gets slapped by renelle (its a long story) which leads to a chase scene and renelle just killing her and leaving without question (the scene is hard to explain its basically this)

^ related to the above kinda, back in bloodclan crimson makes nettlethroat (millie) kill blade (i forgot his name the red haired guy i think) and makes her believe this is what shes wanted but . its not, nettlethroat goes through a "maybe this is bad . i feel bad . fuck" storyline

aspenpaw getting possessed by her darkforest mentor who is litterly a tiny baby (dandelionkit, whos the nexie doll) and her spirit getting stuck in hell for the time being

#calico.exe #I HATE DRA.IKIN.ATOR BTW ITS JUST THE CLOSEST EXCAMPLE I CAN GIVE TO WHAT THE SCENE IS LIKE CUZ ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN #also i know you dont know . half the people mentioned on here my bad i just had to list who they r in perticular #SORRY THIS IS LONG I HAD THIS IN MY MIND FOREVER one billion words on a screen ok #renelle has a whole ass storyline .. and she doesnt even physically appear in the epilogues herself #theres 5 protagonists in this lol #ask game #fazbear frights #tales from the pizzaplex #warrior cats #crossover #crossover au #fnaf wc au #i am normal ... put your fingers in my enclouser i wont bite <-liar #fnaf

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