i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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Honestly where does Sam Reich think he gets the right to come into the homes of innocent viewers and sing the Do the Wenis song the exact number of times to make us involuntarily memorize it
I had plans for those neurons, Sam! I had goals, nay, DREAMS for them until you hijacked my defenseless eardrums and tattooed your rhythmic legacy into my psyche!
One day you will have to stand at the gates of heaven and defend your actions, and WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN, SAMUEL? WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN
anyway great episode
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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I think detaching disgust from morality is one of the keys to Chilling Out. You can find inner peace by being able to go "hm! Gross" and recognize if it's an actual problem or not. Cause if it's not an actual problem... it's not your problem ๐ god bless
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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier youโฆ donโt bother
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So....crazy that hes bisexual right
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just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey
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me, beaten to a pulp by mundane horrors and Tasks for 72 straight hours: wow! surely this week can't get any worse
monkey's paw winding up to break our AC: hold my beer
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