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jaystellarbirb · 2 years

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It is 11 pm

And I just got a phone call from the GCPD station. Y’all remember my old baseball team right?

Snake bit a police officer when asked to leave a protest. Skip and Homie managed to convince everyone they where all just high. And now I’m calling up Lucky and the gang to come help me break them out of the station early. So that’s how I’m spending my night. I’ll keep y’all updated.

#gothamite #only in gotham #onlyingotham #villain #gcpd #I swear these idiots #these fucking idiots #jail break #this isn’t the first time #and it sure won’t be the last #dude we’re getting the band back together

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maxgicalgirl · 2 months

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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

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little-orcs-hurrarrumm · 4 months

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Jim: Spock, what are our chances of surviving this attack?

Spock: I can't tell for sure, but I'm estimating 7428.7 to 1

Jim, giggling blushing kicking his feet: you're estimating 7428 to 1?

Spock: no, 7428.7 to 1

Jim, fidgeting with his pink jell glitter pen and already writing in his head the entry to his diary for today: alright

#star trek #jim kirk #spock #spirk #those idiots took over me #this is a real scene that happened in the show i swear #like #s1 e27 #had me shook to my core #mr jim why do you giggle and blush every time spock deos some simple vulcan mathematics #get a hold of yourself sir

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 264

Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasn’t even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasn’t. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents.

Which wasn’t even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table.

He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasn’t fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, that’s not healthy for ‘little ghostlings’. Ugh.

Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didn’t have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.

#Prompts #Danny Phantom #Pariah Dark x Clockwork #Pariah looking at tiny ghostling with his pale skin & clockwork’s white hair: Oh no #Pariah looking at his fiance who helped lock him in a sarcophagus: Well I can’t Not marry him now #When you stop attempting to conquer the worlds to seduce your ex-fiance #and try to bond with your maybe-son #Danny had a time accident & being immune to CW’s power means he is stuck like this #And THEN Vlad decided to be an IDIOT and release this GHOST KING ASSHOLE #Who keeps FLIRTING with his CLOCKPA-#Oh Ancients he’s acting like a child oh no #Space Core Danny #Time Core Clockwork #Dark Core Pariah #Pariah & Fright Knight are brothers & PK keeps rambling to him #If you want to make this a crossover go for it #DCxDP #DPxDC #JL Dark gets word that someone let out a reality destroying king of infinity #dp x marvel #The heroes who time travelled are going to get yelled at by Clockwork for destroying their entire reality #Only interrupted by Pariah and tiny child who keeps biting him #“Clockwork who taught the child swears-”#Heck could do multiple crossovers #DC heroes arrive to this chaos

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grrrechka · 3 months

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They having a meeting

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hazy-egg · 3 months

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I saw this post and it immediately drove me to get back on my bullshit and draw dsaf shit again

#I swear I'm still active #I'm gonna keep drawing these idiots don't you worry #davesport #jack kennedy #jack dsaf #dsaf jack #dave miller #dave dsaf #dsaf dave #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #dsaf fanart #my art #If you see the toothbrush disappear in the last panel no you do not <3 #Also wooo happy first original post of 2024!#god time has gotten away from me

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shiiro-arts · 3 months

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The fact that this is actually canon…

#he is so obsessed with her #in his mind 24/7 #it gets worse and worse #the audacity of not being canon #i swear #nalu #fairy tail nalu #lucy heartfilia #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #idiots in love #my art

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thetarttfuldickhead · 1 year

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Roy being all of us when telling Jamie to fuck off for trying to claim that Isaac is his best friend.

1. It’s rude to try to steal our man Colin’s bestie, Jamie.

2. It’s obviously Sam, you dickhead.

#jamie tartt #roy kent #sam obisanya #3x10 #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #these idiots i swear to god

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nikki-rook · 8 months

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Watch Aziraphale's hand closely as Crowley walks away from the above moment. He is reaching out to him

#MICHAEL SHEEN I SWEAR TO GOD #good omens #I am dead #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphel #crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #micheal sheen #ineffable #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #nikkirookgif #goodomensedit

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nightgoodomens · 7 months

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Soooooo are we doing bets?

Because my bet is that Michael will say it was the only take because they practiced before 😂

Or we are at least getting a little “bitch please” look when asked how it was kissing David for the first time

“Who says it was the first time?”

#he will unleash the devil #I swear #it’s gonna happen #Michael sheen #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow

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saraonarasauce · 8 months

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Okay, I was just rewatching season 1 of good omens.

The final episode comes up, and it's nearing the end. The scene when Crowley and Aziraphale are about to be kidnapped by their respective "sides" is about to happen, but we already know that while they were ordering the ice cream together, they had already switched bodies.

It has come to my attention that as they were ordering the ice cream, and they were talking together.

(When I refer to "Aziraphale" in quotations, It refers to Crowley in Aziraphale's body, and vice versa)

"Aziraphale" asks "Crowley" about the car's state, and he replies that there was "Not a scratch on it." Then, "Crowley" asks about the book shop, and "Aziraphale" replies that there was "Not a smudge. Not a book burned. Everything back just the way it was."

I didn't notice during the first watch because I wasn't even aware they had switched bodies until later on, but this means that prior to their meeting, it's likely that the scenes where we watched "Aziraphale" walk around the bookshop, and "Crowley" seeing the bentley and faintly smiling, was also when they were switched. This would also explain why "Crowley" saw the bentley, and yet proceeded to not drive it, instead taking a taxi.

The thing that got me ranting about this is that when "Aziraphale" walked around the bookshop, checking around to see the state of everything, he saw the book collection on Azirphale's desk and said "Those are new."

Now, we are under the assumption that this is Crowley right now. Crowley looked around the book shop and was able to confirm, not only that everything was restored, but also that this very minute detail had changed.

I don't think it would be a stretch to say that Crowley had Aziraphale's entire bookshop memorized, so much so that he could tell this small stack of books, in this entire bookshop, wasn't there before. This speaks volumes about how aware Crowley is of the bookshop and what is inside it, knowing how much Aziraphale cares about it. (Which also makes sense considering they have probably been meeting here often for the past 6,000 years.)

This bookshop is essentially Aziraphale's home. Crowley knew it like it was his own. It's their bookshop.