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pinksturniolo · 18 days

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Ok, I have this amazing idea for a good smutty smutty fic!

Your bring Matt home for the first time to meet your family (parents and siblings) and you guys get board of just sitting there so you decide to go downstairs into the basement that has a ping pong table and pool table. You decide to play pool and Matt gets turned on by the way you bend over the table and hit the ball (if that make sense lol) and then you guys ykw on the pool table while your family is upstairs.

8 Ball - Matt Sturniolo Blurb

wow that’s a really good prompt lol thank you anon!! hope you enjoy it <3

content warnings: smut, raw sex, sneaking around, etc.

a/n: i don’t know too much about pool so sorry if the explanation of the game is weird 💀

Matt puts a hand on your thigh under the table, giving a reassuring squeeze. Your leg has been bouncing nonstop with nervousness for the past 5 minutes since you guys have arrived. You smile at him, holding his hand and he winks at you, continuing the conversation with your parents while they ask him about work.

You and Matt drove down to Plymouth over the weekend so he could meet your parents and siblings for the first time. You were from Boston like Matt, but your family had a vacation home on the coast, and it was a summer tradition to spend time here, enjoying the beach and sunshine.

You had recently hit the 6 month mark of the relationship, things starting to get more serious between you two. Just last month, you had met his parents which was terrifying but went really well. Which is why you’re not sure how you were so nervous about him meeting yours, but Matt has been nothing but supportive, always finding ways to keep you calm.

The rest of the night goes great, lots of laughter being shared while everyone eats dinner and by the time desert comes out, you’re starting to feel a little bored with socializing and slightly tipsy from the bottle of wine you and Matt split.

Matt takes notice from the way you stopped engaging in the conversations, a small yawn escaping your mouth as you draw mindless circles on his arm. His hand is rested on your thigh again, his thumb rubbing back and forth over your bare skin.

He loved when you wore sundresses, not only because you looked so good in them, but also because it showed off your smooth long legs which he was obsessed with running his hands over, and pressing his lips to the soft plush of your inner thighs. Not to mention the easy access, the way he could just lift the dress up when he was behind you and pull your panties down, slipping his cock inside you with ease.

“Matt.” you whisper in his ear, breaking him out of his thoughts. “You wanna go somewhere? I’m so bored.”

Everyone seems preoccupied in their own conversations, having already asked Matt every possible question they could. He nods and rubs your shoulder, setting his napkin on his plate. “Sure baby.”

You both excuse yourselves from the table and an idea pops into your head as you lead Matt inside the house, to the game room downstairs.

“Remember how you said you wanted to teach me to play pool?” you ask him, a playful smile on your face as you grab his hand, walking down the staircase.

“No way. You guys have a pool table?” he says.

“Yup. And a ping pong table. And shuffleboard.” you reply and he laughs, thrusting his fist in the air cheerfully as you enter the game room, the large felt green table in the center.

He closes the door behind him as you walk up to the table, grabbing the pool stick. The balls are already arranged in the middle as you remove the holder and stand at the side, awkwardly holding it.

Matt tries to hide his laugh as he watches you attempt to figure out the right way to hit the ball, missing each time as the stick slips through your fingers.

“Uh, a little help here please?” You ask, looking at him with frustration when he finally moves towards you, chuckling as he takes the pool stick from you.

“You gotta hold it the right way sweetheart. Here, let me show you.” he says, standing behind you now and placing the stick back in your hand. He places his hand on your back, softly pushing you forward so you bend over the table.

He leans over you and helps you position your hand correctly, the end of the stick slotting between your fingers. Then he angles your elbow on your other arm, speaking into your ear, his warm breath on your neck.

The feeling of your ass pressed against his crotch gets his blood pumping, and it takes everything in him to not grind himself against you to relieve some of the tension in his jeans.

“Okay, now you’re good. Go ahead baby.” he says.

He stand us straight as you hit the balls, the stick gliding easily through your fingers now. You smile widely and turn around to hug him quickly, now eager to start the game.

However, it’s not even halfway through before Matt is losing his self control, watching you bend over each time it’s your turn. Your dress rides up, showing him your ass cheeks and getting a peek of your baby pink underwear. He’s not even trying to win, hitting the ball lazily, keeping his eyes on you and how good you look.

Matt has been nothing but respectful since arriving in your parent’s vacation home but right now all he can think about is bending you over the table, snatching your dress up and having his way with you.

It’s your turn once more when you feel Matt suddenly push up against you, running his large hands down your back and leaning down to press soft kisses on your bare shoulder.

“Matt… what are you doing?” You whine, unable to help the way you sigh as you feel his lips suck lightly on your neck.

He doesn’t answer, instead he trails his mouth down the nape of your neck and the back of your shoulders, leaving goosebumps on your skin. His hands are all over you, gripping your hips as he presses his hardness against your ass, grinding onto you.

“Fuck…” you breathe out, feeling yourself getting increasingly wet from the way he’s touching and kissing you. Matt hums against your skin, lifting up your dress and yanking your underwear down.

“Baby! Don’t you want to finish the game?” you yelp in shock. “Fuck the game.” he responds and runs his fingers through your pussy, spreading your arousal and reaching down to rub your clit.

You moan loudly and he grips your neck with his other hand, leaning his head down to whisper in your ear. “You can’t be loud, sweetheart. Save that for later. Right now, I need you to be a good girl and stay quiet for me. Okay?”

You nod, and he wastes no time unzipping his jeans and pulling his painfully hard dick out of his boxers, rubbing it through your folds a few times before pushing himself inside you.

You grip onto the edge of the table, arching your back and biting into your bottom lip to keep the moans in that threaten to spill from your mouth.

“Shit baby… always so fucking tight for me…” He groans, throwing his head back and gripping your hips tightly, your dress still bunched up around your waist as he thrusts into you at a good pace, his balls clapping against your skin.

Your heart races at the fear that you both could be caught any second, Matt fucking you while you’re bent over the pool table. But it feels way too good to stop and you have every intention of cumming around his cock before you leave this room.

Matt’s panting and groaning as quietly as he can behind you, his hips slamming into yours. You let him take complete control, your ass bouncing against him with each thrust.

Your little whimpers and muffled moans have him throbbing inside you, sweat building on his forehead as he’s already getting close from the quick pace he’s been keeping.

“Fuck Matt, I’m so close. You feel so fucking good.” you breathe out, feeling yourself clench around him, wetness dripping down your thighs.

He suddenly flips you around and picks your hips up so you’re on top of the table now. You gasp and throw your arms around his neck as he thrusts himself back into you at an unforgiving pace.

“I wanna see your pretty face when you cum baby.” he says, one arm around you, holding you close while he reaches down with his other hand, massaging fast circles on your clit.

You moan against his mouth, your fingers in a death grip on his hair as you feel your legs shake around his hips, your orgasm hitting you. He cums shortly after, releasing inside you, his thrusts now stuttered and uneven.

You both struggle to catch your breath, panting against each other as he finally pulls out, kissing you sweetly.

“Why do I get the feeling this was apart of your plan all along huh? You knew what you were doing pushing your ass out like that.” Matt says, a smirk on his face as he tucks himself back into his pants.

You pull your underwear back on, a playful look in your eyes. “I just knew I had to get you in here once I remembered we had a pool table.” You admit and he laughs, grabbing your hand to help you off. “Naughty girl.”

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whyse7vn · 8 months

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BRO? -

[ot7 x reader]

JIMIN -

y/n: bro

jimin: wys gang?

y/n: i just threw up in my mouth

jimin: you started it

on GOD 🙏🏻

y/n: stop

jimin: nah bro

what did you want dude

y/n: wanted you to pick me up

jimin: okay gang

on god i can do that for you

y/n: wanted

past tense

jimin: don’t even worry gang ur bros got you

y/n: ykw i’m so good gang 🙏🏽

bye

jimin: wait no come back 🥺

y/n: lol gang you into me or something??

jimin: i might be gang…

y/n: bro…

jimin: bro….

*whimpers*

y/n: bro????

jimin: no my fault bro i was getting into it

y/n: nah you always on that weird shit bro

jimin: i’m sowwy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

y/n: u tripping ong

bye again

jimin: dhmu only real bros would get it 🙏🏻😓

y/n: i’m real

jimin: real FAKE

y/n: ur real ugly

jimin: bro…

y/n: bro.

jimin: you’ve crossed the fucking line

y/n: sue me broski

jimin: how about i fuck you

y/n: this is why i distance myself from you

jimin: sorry nature takes over sometimes

y/n: ???

jimin: ???

y/n: tae core

jimin: we are not the same

y/n: i think you are

jimin: bro ong u tweaking

y/n: no bro ong i’m on to something

let me cook

jimin: cook me a orgasm lol

y/n: i’m blocking you lol

YOONGI -

y/n: dude

yoongi: wrong person?

y/n: no?

yoongi: i’m telling you you’ve got the wrong person

y/n: i’m telling you i haven’t

yoongi: ur not funny

y/n: i’m laughing

yoongi: i’m not

y/n: cheer up bro

yoongi: fuck off

y/n: bro you can talk to me about anything

it’s okay

yoongi: i want to break up with my girlfriend

y/n: OMG????

yoongi: i thought i could talk to you about anything

y/n: i’m ur girlfriend tho :(

yoongi: though we were bros??

y/n: sometimes

yoongi: that’s not how it works

y/n: you clearly know nothing about bro code…

embarrassing

yoongi: sometimes i think violent thoughts

y/n: tf is bro talking about 💀

yoongi: leave me alone

y/n: do you love me

yoongi: do you want and honest answer

y/n: dude is acting like he hasn’t almost proposed to me several times 💀💀

yoongi: what do you actually want leave me alone

y/n: brotha wants to be left alone 💀

yoongi: stop talking like that

and i am not ur brother that’s nasty

y/n: why won’t you love me for me

yoongi: you’re annoying

y/n: sighs i know what dream feels like now

that’s what the mask is

that’s what the point of the mask is…

yoongi: tf is dream??

y/n: sorry did i give you flash backs

i miss no more dream yoongi

bring him back!!!

yoongi: no

y/n: he can be ur alter ego

or like on a full moon you transform into debut yoongi

where you roam the streets spitting in peoples faces

yoongi: debut me did not spit in peoples faces

y/n: ok???

but you looked like you did

sorry for assuming geez

you were more of a biter those days i remember

yoongi: i bit you once

y/n: ONE TIME TOO MANY MIN YOONGI

thinking about that day brings a tear to my eye

the shock the fear the betrayal it’s all coming back to me

yoongi: are you done?

y/n: yeah bro :/

yoongi: bye

NAMJOON -

y/n: i want to chew on ur eyeballs

namjoon: that’s nice babe

y/n: i’ll crawl into ur skin

we will be one

namjoon: ok

y/n: god ur sosososos obsessed with me

namjoon: always

y/n: bro

namjoon: ??

y/n: ??

namjoon: i thought we were being nice to each other

y/n: that was nice

namjoon: you called me bro?

y/n: yeah?

namjoon: ok

y/n: do we have a problem?

namjoon: never

y/n: wow ur so obedient

namjoon: ok stop

y/n: why

namjoon: ur being weird again

y/n: again??

namjoon: you opened this conversation i want to chew on your eyeballs

y/n: and??

namjoon: i can only take so much

y/n: lame as hell bro

namjoon: why are you calling me bro?

y/n: it’s cute

namjoon: bro is cute??

y/n: no

namjoon: why do you chose to lie to me?

y/n: bored

namjoon: interesting

y/n: it’s not

i’m bored

namjoon: that sucks baby

go for a run or something idk?

y/n: are you saying i need to lose weight

namjoon: no wtf?

y/n: i think ur saying i need to lose weight

namjoon: ur putting words in my mouth

y/n: soon ur gonna start putting salad in mine

namjoon: bro

y/n: DID YOU JUST BRO ME????

namjoon: ur seeing things

y/n: OH MY GOD IVE JUSTBEEN SHOT IN THE CHEST

SOMONE CALL THE AMBULANCE

OW OW OW IT HURTS IT BURNS

I DONT THINK IM GONNA MAKE IT

namjoon: i think i’m gonna go for a run

y/n: how about you run away and never come back

namjoon: oh

y/n: go “oh” with ur new bitch

namjoon: my new bitch?

y/n: bet she loves when you call her bro

namjoon: you called me bro first…

y/n: what’s ur point???

namjoon: what are you mad at me?

y/n: i’m so hungry

namjoon: what

y/n: what

namjoon: love..

are you ok?

y/n: what does ok mean in this day and age joon?

namjoon: should i come home?

y/n: dude just go back to working out with all ur little buddies

namjoon: you miss me??

y/n: ur insane

namjoon: i’m omw home

y/n: idc bro!!!

namjoon: so i can work out for 2 more hours then?

y/n: whatever come home bitch

namjoon: love u seen you soon

HOSEOK -

y/n: bro jimin just threw a rock at me

hobi: oh no

do you need mouth to mouth cpr

y/n: i need more than cpr

in so much pain rn

hobi: wait

??????

you just called me bro?????

y/n: why is that ur biggest concern rn

i said jimin just threw a rock at me A ROCK

a really big fucking rock

hobi: no you said bro jimin just threw a rock at me

BRO

like????

what is wrong with you?

y/n: I JUST GOT A ROCK THROWN AT ME

THATS WHATS WRONG

YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST GOT A ROCK THROWN AT HER

hobi: WELL CLEARLY I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND CUZ SHE JUST CALLED ME BRO

y/n: are you serious??

hobi: are you??

y/n: fine

hobi: fine

y/n: bro

hobi: it doesn’t even hurt me anymore

y/n: whatever you say buddy

hobi: carry on

y/n: k pal

hobi: 🙄

y/n: dude

hobi: i’m killing myself

y/n: you sound hurt

hobi: ok??

y/n: really that that deep bro…

hobi: OKAY STOP

y/n: pussy

hobi: am i a pretty pussy 🥺?

y/n: hoseok what the actual fuck

hobi: i’m feeling really insecure rn

can you please validate me

this is ur fault if we think about it

tell me i’m your petty pussy

y/n: ??????

ur fucking out of ur mind

why would i say that

why would you say that

wtf is wrong with you

hobi: plz

then i’ll like throw a rock back at jimin or something

avenge you

y/n: i’m not dead

hobi: ok ur just difficult then

say it pleaseeeeee

y/n: ew no go away

hobi: this isn’t love

y/n: it’s not

hobi: what happened to through sickness and health

y/n: so you admit you’ve got some kind of mental illness

hobi: why does it have to be mental

why couldn’t i have a physical illness

like being hot as fuck

hahahaha lol wow i’m so hilarious

y/n: u right u funny as hell cuz you ugly as fuck wow!!!!!!!

hobi: you didn’t mean that

y/n: bro

hobi: i’m gonna start crying

y/n: hobi…

hobi: babe

y/n: are you fr crying…

hobi: no lol

y/n: ur my pretty pussy

hobi: you mean it?

y/n: don’t push it.

TAEHYUNG -

tae: why are you being so loud

y/n: ???

i’m not doing anything

can you hear tan?

tae: oh yeah

thought you were barking

y/n: why would i be fucking barking bro wtf???

tae: u could be trying new things

i wouldn’t judge you if you were

y/n: no

tae: shame

y/n: shame?

tae: bro?

y/n: what

tae: you called me bro by accident

y/n: ???

tae: babe you called me bro

y/n: ok

tae: by accident

why did you call me bro by accident

y/n: it wasn’t an accident

i typed it

on purpose

tae: why would you do that

y/n: ?

to communicate?

bro idk

tae: you did it again lol

why?

why bro?

could of said babe

baby even

no?

y/n: why does bro bother you?

tae: no lol ofc not wtf

you just don’t call me that

y/n: well i do now

tae: k

y/n: k?

tae: something wrong?

y/n: ur mad at me?

tae: no

y/n: upset

tae: never

y/n: ur not a child tell me

tae: bro does things to me

y/n: that sentence is crazy as hell

tae: PAUSE

y/n: paused

tae: don’t ever bro me again you slut

y/n: bro

tae: hey!!!

y/n: you do did not need to call me a slut

tae: was that not sexy

y/n: no

bro

tae: i hate it

y/n: bro

tae: it’s gross

I’m your boyfriend

y/n: barely

tae: meaning??

y/n: i’m sure you can figure out the meaning

tae: i know what barley means!

y/n: i’m glad

tae: why am i barley ur boyfriend??

y/n: ur strange

no offence

actually all offence

u harm my public reputation constantly

tae: i think ur so in love with me

y/n: i’m glad you’ve taken the delusion route instead of the depressed one

tae: sometimes your funniest friends are the most depressed ones…

y/n: ur so right i should give jin a call ❤️🙏🏽

tae: i was talking about me

y/n: we are not friends and ur not funny

tae: ur right we’re dating and i’m fucking hilarious

y/n: bro…

tae: come kiss me on my hot mouth babe 😋

y/n: i’ll pass

JUNGKOOK -

y/n: dude

jk: me?

y/n: yes

jk: are we fighting?

y/n: no why

jk: dude??

y/n: dude

jk: ok

y/n: are you crying rn?

jk: no?

y/n: i can hear you

jk: why would you ask then

y/n: wanted to see if you were a sick little liar

jk: i am

y/n: you are

jk: tell me you love me

y/n: lol

jk: i’ll throw up

y/n: make sure u clean it up

jk: babe

y/n: bro

jk: would you love me if i was a worm?

y/n: no

jk: but you told me you would last week

y/n: that’s cuz you were drunk and would of started crying if i said no

jk: i’m crying now

y/n: exactly

it’s 10x worse when ur drunk

jk: maybe you have a point

y/n: are you still crying?

jk: no

y/n: i can still hear you

jk: no

y/n: dude

OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST THROW UP??????/)£/£:££

jk: yes

y/n: JUNGKOOK WHAT THE HELL

jk: i told you

y/n: that’s not healthy

like at all

that’s really worrying actually

jk: i love you

y/n: clearly wow

that’s insane

jk: do you want to kiss me?

y/n: no

you just threw up

jk: or did i?

y/n: you did

jk: i did

y/n: it’s okay

jk: is it

y/n: no

jk: :c

i’ll clean it

y/n: it’s okay i’ll do it

jk: why

do you maybe like me a bit

y/n: no

jk: oh

y/n: go get comfy in bed

jk: but i have to clean

y/n: i said i’ll do it

jk: r u sure

y/n: no

jk: oh

y/n: i do not hear you moving upstairs jungkook

jk: i’m going i swear

sorry for throwing up

y/n: sorry for calling you dude

jk: fr?

y/n: no

jk: knew it

it’s okay tho

i’m strong

y/n: you just threw up cuz i called you dude?

jk: i can be strong sometimes

just caught me at a weak moment

y/n: you have a lot of weak moments don’t you?

jk: sometimes it’s hard to tell if you like me

y/n: i got the biggest crush on u fr

jk: 🫢

woah

i’m in bed now

y/n: kk be with you in 5 bro

jk: stop it

y/n: 🫢

SEOKJIN-

y/n: bro can you order pizza pls i’m begging you

jin: normally i would be into you begging but the bro is throwing me off

y/n: wdym???

are you ordering or not

i’m hungry

???

HELLO

DUDE

COME ON

jin: no

stop calling me those names

y/n: bro?

dude????

why?

jin: i am not your bro nor dude

y/n: ur my dude <3

jin: adding a heart does not make it any better

dude is for like friends

idk if you have any but i am NOT one of those

y/n: um wtf i have friends

jin: the members don’t count

y/n: WHY DON’T THEY COUNT?

jin: ur sad

y/n: bro

jin: do you want to break up

y/n: lowkey

jin: wtf

y/n: look me in the eyes bro

jin: no

y/n: yes

jin: no

y/n: this is kinda hot

jin: lmao not surprised i have that charm to me

y/n: sorry wrong chat

jin: what

y/n: anyways ur were too slow yoongi ordered me pizza

and i’m not sharing

jin: i don’t want any of yoongi’s nasty pizza

i hope the pizza place spits on it

y/n: ur mad

jin: ur single

y/n: finally

jin: ?

y/n: ?

jin: i find our love so comforting ❤️

y/n: dude you have lost ur mind

jin: okay wtf

ur acting like you don’t want me

y/n: loooooooooooooooooool

jin: and people think i’m the mean one

y/n: i tolerate you

jin: what is the issue???

if you want to fight we can

i’m ready meet me in the ring at 6

y/n: don’t you have a military service to be serving??

jin: i will serve crack before i severe this country

y/n: yikes

i’ll snitch

jin: ofc you will

you rat

y/n: wow is that how you feel?

jin: yep

y/n: wow

jin: don’t act all nice now you started this

was mean for no reason

finish the battle rat

y/n: ur fucking old

jin: ok wtf

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an1meslvt · 1 year

Text

Itake a wild guess|

tags: shuriri x blackfemreader

warnings: smutty tings (18+), bdsm themes, strapslinger! shuriri :) it’s not much y’all 😭 not really proof read :(

translations: xhosa: usana-baby

summary: you’re bored out of your mind. shuri and riri has a game for you! :)

“y’all i’m bored.” you whined with a big pout. shuri and riri both made a slight noise letting you know that they heard you. you let out another whine, stomping over to them across the lab. “we heard you the first time usana, but you’ll manage until we’re done.” shuri said as she mixed various chemicals together.

“you said you’d be done an hour ago.” you deadpanned, causing riri to let out a light chuckle. “you more than welcome to go home and wait for us, ma. you the one that begged us to come here.” you gave riri a stank face and smacked your teeth, which caused her to look at you sternly. you mumbled out a quick “sorry.” before frowning, making her hum in satisfaction.

“but i’ll just be bored there tooooo.” you were being very dramatic. “y/n! if you so bored then come over here and help me with these equations.” riri spoke, looking at you expectingly. you raised your eyebrows and scratched the back of your neck. “now see ian that bored.” you said walking back to your seat. riri let out a faint “exactly.” before continuing with her work.

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

so it’s been 2 more hours and luckily you kept yourself occupied by touring the castle with the dora milaje and you may or may not have been pissing okoye off on purpose.(teehee) but like…you wanted to go home. and i know y’all thinking ‘ain’t y’all home the castle?’ well, i mean-yea but- like the place y’all stay is like on royal grounds but it’s not connected to the castle but it is at the same time- ykw, you know what i’m tryna say.

either way, you wanted to go home and chill with your girlfriends. yk watch a lil tv, eat sum food, drink sum wine, fuck maybe- you know…what one does when they’re at home. and you can’t do nun of those things while they here in the lab, so you had to wait.

“griot, alert y/n that we are almost ready to leave for home, we’re packing up now.” shuri said as she gathered things to put in her bag. “yes my queen.” just then, your kimoyo beads lit up, making you and okoye stop walking. “goddess y/n, shuri and riri are ready to leave, you may head back to the lab.”(she updated his programming so he can call you goddess)“thank you griot, tell them i’ll be right down.” you said before walking to the lab with okoye.

“do you think she was bored or just horny?” riri asked shuri, gathering her things as well. shuri let out a light laugh before speaking. “honestly, knowing her, it’s both, but probably one more than the other.” riri nodded in agreement. “we’ll see when we get home.”

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

now you guys are at home, watching tv in the living room. “hmm this showing is kinda boring.” you said laying back against the couch. riri nodded and turned the tv off. “ok well what do you wanna do then.” you shrugged your shoulders, genuinely out of ideas.

shuri then came up with an idea. “how about we play a little game?” you and riri focused your attention on shuri, implying for her to go on. “back in wakanda, we used to play a game, similar to what you americans call seven up. only difference is, if you didn’t guess the right person, you’d get punished.”

“and what would that be?” you said, now very intrigued. shuri smirked before speaking, her accent strong. “the losers would have to give up their favorite toy” riri was catching on to where shuri was going with this. “so basically what shuri is saying is that we’re going to play our own little version of seven up. you guess who’s touching you and if you get it right you get a reward, if you get it wrong we stop and you get punished.”

you stopped and thought for a moment. this was a pretty cool idea and you were almost confident that you would win. shuri and riri had completely different ways of pleasuring you, all while still giving you what you crave. shuri was of course dominant and rough but could be gentle and sensual if she wanted to. riri was kinda the same but a bit different.

she could be rough and dominant like shuri but most of the time she could care less about allat, she just wanted to hear your pretty moans and to see you cum by any means necessary. so you were certain you had this down pact, buttt, you didn’t want it to be that easy. you loved a challenge and you already decided to say the wrong person on purpose at some point to see what type of punishment they would give. how fun this was going to be. “alright, deal.”

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

you found yourself in a pretty reoccurring position. your hands cuffed to the headboard rails and a blindfold over your eyes. “alright baby, we’re about to start. you remember your safe word?” shuri asked, setting out various toys. “yes, it’s blue.” you said impatiently. they both hummed in agreement before riri spoke.

“mhm, and what’s our colors baby?” she asked getting everything else set up. “green, orange, and red, which means good, slow down, and stop or not doing well.” you said. riri and shuri smiled. “that’s good, baby. you ready?” riri asked. you nodded in excitement, causing them to laugh.

there was a pause in conversation before you felt someone get in the bed with you. their hands slid up and down your thighs before forcing them open. their fingers had rings on them. ‘ok this could be shuri or riri, i gotta be smart about this.’ you thought to yourself.

you felt their head lower until their lips met your lower ones. you let out a gasp of pleasure as their tongue plunged through your entrance. so, the easy way for you was gone. you knew it could be shuri if you felt her curly hair on your lower stomach, but she had it braided back…damn her.

so now what do you do? you didn’t wanna get punished this early. as whoever was between your legs, they reached up to squeeze your breast. bingo, it was riri. she always grabbed your breast as she ate you out. “it’s-shit- it’s you, riri! oh fuck i’m gonna cum!” you moaned, grinding on riri’s face.

once you came in riri’s mouth, she came up and gave you a kiss. “good job baby! let’s make this a little harder, yea?” shuri spoke, coming over to you. she uncuffed you from the bed and flipped you over in ass up face down. “now since it’s only two of us that’s an advantage for you…and we can’t have you winning too easy, right riri?” riri nodded in agreement.

“exactly. we can’t just let you win, ma.” with that, they both got out of bed to grab the rest of the toys. you felt something slid into you. omg it was the vibranium dildo shuri made for you. it felt so so good. now all you had to figure out was who was using it on you. just then you felt a high vibration on your clit, stroking it lightly.

“oh my-fuck! mmm shit- i don’t know who’s doing what!” you yelled, getting very overwhelmed. “you gotta tell us something baby. unless you don’t wanna cum.” riri said. you could hear their voices but you couldn’t tell who was pleasuring you in each way.

‘ok…now it’s time to take a wild guess.’ you thought. “ok um…shuri you’re using the vibe? i don’t fucking know!” you could care less at this point. you heard a tsk of disappointment. ‘oh shit.’ you thought. the blindfold was removed from your face and turned you over so you could see what was going on. riri was using the vibe and shuri was using the dildo….you’re in trouble.

“so 50 spanks and no cumming for a week?” shuri suggested to riri. riri nodded. “sounds fair.” she said, taking off your hand cuffs. “ you get five minutes to rest, then it’s punishment time!” shuri said a little too excited. “awe shit.” you’re in for it.

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

©️ an1meslvt

author: i hope y’all enjoyed this! it’s not much and it’s a bit rushed but i tried my best! thank you to @prettymuchboodup for requesting this! 💕🫶🏾

#shuriri #shuriri x reader #shuri smut #letitia wright shuri #riri williams x reader #shuri x plus size!reader #shuri x fem!reader #shuri x black!reader #riri williams x black!fem!reader #riri x fem reader #riri williams smut

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crypticspacecat · 1 year

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bish ykw? ive just realised ive never returned the favour in asking for a request LOOOL so here i am requesting: DILFtaro seeming to always find himself looking like an absolute GOOF in front of his crush, black!fem reader — who also happens to be lil jolyne’s toddler pilates teacher 😁😁

I'm ngl, when I read your request, I was listening to this song LMAO

Hope you enjoy!

(Y/N), the Pilates instructor loves kids. While getting her teaching certification, she works with toddlers part-time. First meeting the instructor, Jotaro was at a loss for words. Her expressive brown eyes, her beautiful goddess locs always in a high ponytail, and radiant brown skin stunned the single father. He almost ran into the door after meeting the young woman, much to his dismay. This feeling, he hasn’t felt this since first meeting his late wife. It’s the first time in years he’s actually considered dating anyone and he feels like a lovesick teenager.

Move❤️✨️

Being a single dad (or parent for that matter) is not for the weak. Jotaro, despite the passing of his late wife, managed the hurdles pretty damn well. One of the biggest obstacles was properly bonding with Jolyne. Between his grieving and demanding toddler, he was emotionally ready to explode. A saving grace in the form of a co-worker one day tells him about a toddler Pilates class at the local gym. Since then, he’s been taking Jolyne to the local gym while he also gets a workout himself for the past month and a half.

Every time he tries to talk to her, something always seems to trip him up. Whether he either stutters or even freezes before bidding a brief “Goodbye”. He still cringes at what happened last week.

‘Jotaro, like every other week, brings Jolyne to the toddler’s Pilates class. He once again sees her talking to another parent. She of course is sporting her usual pink crop top and leggings that hugged her body well. Especially her butt…

“Oh, good morning Mr. Kujo!” She greets him, snapping him out of his daydreaming state. She walks over, her hips swaying while she walks. The single father’s heart starts to race, making sure he says the right words.

“Hey (Y/N). Um, how’s it going?” He replies sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.

“Things are well, classes have been running smoothly! I hear you’re a marine biologist, I bet that’s exciting.”

“Yeah, it’s pretty interesting, I sometimes travel and-”

“HI MS. (Y/N)!” Jolyne yells, prompting Jotaro to mutter a ‘yare yare daze’ whilst covering his face with his cap. The teacher squats down to greet the eager toddler.

“Hi Jolyne! How are you today?” (Y/N) gleams, sincerity in her that Jotaro definitely noticed.

“Am good, my daddy reeeeaaaallly likes you.” Jolyne says, prompting Jotaro to silently scold her.

“What? It’s truuu, are you gonna be my new momm-”

“Ok, um I have to go before I’m late for work. Have fun Jolyne.” Jotaro says before speeding out of the gym, face red as a tomato.’

Hoping she doesn’t remember the incident, he brings Jolyne to the gym once more. Jotaro sees (Y/N) making small talk with a parent. She’s once again sporting her usual crop top with pitch-black leggings.

“Hi, Dr. Kujo!” The teacher greets him, making her way to him and Jolyne. He admires the way her hips sway as she walks toward him.

“Hey, how’s the class going?” He asks

“Class is good, everyone is doing well and making vast improvements. Happy to see you, Jolyne!” She gleams, squatting at Jolyne’s height.

“Hi Ms. (Y/N)!” Jolyne says before running to her friends.

“Jolyne is great kid, she’s always super eager in class.” (Y/N) says as she gets up from her squatting position.

“Yeah, she always had a fiery spirit.” He says, trying to be nonchalant.

“Oh, also, about last week-”

“I’m really sorry about that, Jolyne can be a little much sometimes.” Jotaro shyly says, still having the scene replay in his head.

“It’s fine, I actually wanted to ask you something.”

“Oh...um, sure.” Jotaro mutters, feeling his palms getting sweaty.

“Um, whenever you’re free, maybe you want to go out to dinner?” she asks, shocking Jotaro. He honestly never considered whether she liked him back or not. The stalling lasts for a few more seconds before Jotaro finally answers.

“Yeah, I would love to.” He says, gaining some last-minute courage. She smiles at the answer, making his heart skip a beat. He actually did it! Well, she asked him first, but Jotaro still counts this as a victory.

“Oh, here’s my number and you can call me anytime.” (Y/N) mentions with a wink. Jotaro shares his contact information before leaving for work and her class starting.

He gets in the car, dramatically taking a deep breath before starting the car. He drives away from the gym with a small smirk on his face, looking forward to the date.

#jjba x reader #jjba x black reader #black reader #jjba fic #x black fem reader #jotaro x reader #jotaro x black reader

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probablyaparadox · 10 months

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Fiamet And Cridea’s Signs

Ok so like. I feel like it’s inevitable that Fiamet is a limeblood. It’d be weirder to me considering the evidence if she wasn’t rather than if she was. Her horns literally looks identical to one of the limeblood signs. So I wanna talk about something other than the obvious. I wanna talk about Sign names. Idk how accurate these are to most of the characters I.E. Konyyl has the sign of ‘the synthesizer’ which you could not ask me to interpret for a million monies, but hey, people talk about it when they do their “marvus is a limeblood theory” and ykw good for them, so I will too. So. Let’s talk about the surface level interpretation here. Fiamet has this sign:

A doom sign, prospit, and with my limited knowledge of “never read homestuck but still likes hiveswap” I can say with slight confidence it’s common for doom characters to kick the bucket (no.) This is the sign of the tilted, which ig makes sense because Fiamet is a rebel leader. Now Cridea, she’s interesting:

THE PUPPETEER? As in. Maniuplator. Now on it’s own I don’t think this is inherently malicious. She’s an influencer after all! But. Um. Remember the Fiamet/axoltl lookin sign? Ya wanna know what it’s called?

Yea. For those of you who don’t wanna look it up, constrained means forced or manipulated. Which when you take into account that Dammek, Xefros, Fiamet, and Cridea are the most important four trolls in the game. Hm... It would also make an interesting pairing for the two characters because it’s mind and heart (common parallels iirc), and Blood and rage (motivators for rebellion), but that’s just a random thought. I’m not saying I’m positive that Cridea is a traitor manipulating or blackmailing Fiamet in some way (which is an idea I think I’ll dive into further on my thoughts on the why and how later, because those are more flexible and focus on the what for now), but it does concern me, and the concern isn’t helped by “the green button isn’t working”.

#hiveswap #hiveswap theory #hiveswap theories #cridea #cridea jeevik #fiamet #gaslight gatekeep girlwhatareyoudoing #we love some symbolism #hiveswap act 3 #i'm so excited to see these two once act 3 comes out in 2 years/hj #rip in rest to my few followers you were expecting 4kota content weren't you #unfortunately i have other random interests #still random theory content though

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growtiredofpublicvulnerability · 1 month

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uhhhhh that covid post!!

ok i do not have the energy to dig into that covid post bc overall the thesis wasnt clicking but that harry potter comparison was weird specifically barnes and noble part... actually all of it LOL like why did you even include that. anyway i do think we can absolutely exist in the space between people claiming 5000 people are dying from covid every week in the USA (not true!) and people claiming that any remaining info coming from tests (minimal!) is accurate when extrapolated to a population of 330million people.

atp we know masks help, we know vaccines help, we know clean air helps. just because someone’s sick doesn’t mean it’s covid but most people will never know because they are not ever testing. and i think if you’re the one with no mask coughing and sneezing all over the place it’s actually fine if i have negative thoughts towards you because why did you think it’s ok to get on public transport and get sneeze everywhere. people don’t even cover their mouths and noses when they cough that’s disgusting and gross and it does bother me a lot and that’s fine. (and it bothers me even more bc like so many times I’ll be out and about and people will see me in a mask and say “oh i should probably be wearing a mask”

ok mini rant over idk I’m tired and i just feel like … you can respond to misinformation without the “And also being angry that the health systems/authorities didn’t do enough is useless” … also i dont think covid is endemic. Yeah just googled it the WHO says its a pandemic but not a worldwide emergency anymore (as of last year) and the CDC is wishy washy on the exact wording (I’ve seen different health orgs in the us say ~we’re shifting out of the pandemic phase to endemic covid~ for like 2 years now). so that’s just like literally not true idk that post had a lot of graphs and did say some true things but overall not a good post imo. but hey it’s not my blog 🤷🏿 they can post whatever they want i guess 🤷🏿

And like … ykw i have to stop thinking about this!

ok going to unclench my jaw and get back to my important work of watching the tv screensaver and falling asleep

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dreamsong-29 · 1 year

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You give such good Kenstewy recs but I was wondering - what would the opposite be, not in the sense of you *don't* recommend the fic, but more in the sense of, what's something if it pops up in a Kenstewy fic that you just *hate* and feel doesn't fit or work?

Thank you for your question and for giving me an opportunity to unpack my love of kenstewy fics. I love reading ks fics and appreciate any chance to gush about fics I’ve enjoyed reading with others. I’ve probably read 90% of the 350 kenstewy fics currently in existence as I write this response.

First, I should also say the reason I started reading fics after season 3 ended was because I remembered Arian Moayed bringing it up in an interview. I was originally looking for Roman and Mencken because…well we all saw 3.06. Reading the YKW fic led me to reading the companion KenStewy fic and I never looked back.

Initially I read canon, pre-canon, canon compliant because some of the premises seemed so out of left field but I was obsessed and there was no succession to fill the 2022 void so kept reading others fics like au or divergent from story beat. What I realized is that what I like is the dynamic and Stewy and Ken loving each other, being friends for a long time or forming deep connections, bickering because their personalities are different, and Stewy hating Logan.

The answer to your questions is the same reason I won’t ever be at 100%. I won’t read a fic if Kendall dies in it. I love Kendall and want him to live always. I will not read ks with incest tag. I feel the same about sexual assault. My charitable and empathetic reading is I know that some writers are writing from personal experience or are processing through stuff but for those subject matters I would’t read them on ao3.

I think there have been a few fics that had kenstewy being particularly mean or cruel to each other that just didn’t ring true to their dynamic to me or something else was off. I’m sure there have been some fics where something happened and I thought to myself ‘hell no’ but nothing stands out; I accept people using creative license. I have side-eyed a few sex scenes for being too long or not based on “realistic sex” but that’s just me.

Lastly, I wrote two fics. They’re ok/mid, but I say this to say my respect and awe for fic writers is immense and my feeble attempt makes me even more interested in shouting out writers. I would literally bow down to the writer of the Scandinavian Defense. I’m not sure when I’ll love another show or be into a ship enough to read fics about them but it’s been fun.

Wow, this response was long and meadering…

I’ll end by shouting out the two recent fics that I’m really loving:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45757576/chapters/115149298 (WIP)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44105367/chapters/110901660 (Completed)

#kenstewy #succession #fics

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1eos · 11 months

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Just wanna let u know that yeah!! A full time job that makes u go into an office will definitely be tiring but if they’re rly a strict 9-5 job (not a salaried job that makes u work 18 hours everyday like I had and it was fully remote too😭), eventually you’ll get used to the grind in a couple months and you’ll be able to find the energy after work hours and on weekends! Ofc it won’t be chill everyday but it does get better over time 😅 aiming for hybrid/remote jobs is deffo a good idea but always rmb that if u don’t like any full time job u can always switch, nothing is ever permanent. Completely understand where ur coming from cuz I’m 26 where I’m like ok I want to pursue a lot of my passions but I think I’m also getting a lil too comfortable in my 9-5 which I don’t particularly love either so I feel like I’m in life-limbo atm 🥲

^me basking in the wisdom currently. thank youuuuuuuu for your testimony i feel so much better now :') drilling it into my head over and over that Situations don't last always including jobs! and i truly believe that as long as you have ambitions to do more than just the 9 to 5 it'll never win. and ykw! being comfortable for a lil bit can be good! some creatives thrive on stability and whatnot. thank u again for your kind words 😌 manifesting the perfect work/creativity balance for us all (and just getting OUT of this mid 20s life limbo hellscape. transitional periods are so not the wave) nd im glad you're out of that salaried nightmare..................we're on to bigger nd better things baybee!

#idk why i feel like the moment u take a job youre chained down for like 40 years #i guess thats how a lot of ppl talk abt jobs #i want OUT not to settle #god my worst nightmare is to settle

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foxbirdy · 1 year

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was a trail worker last summer in CO and spent four hours scrolling ur blog after I read the comic - idk what I came here to say other than thank you for making it was so nice to see something evocative of my experience and then to see all your lovely posts about outdoor work anyway highlight of my day so thank you I got the itch back gonna pick up a tool or sm btw just to weigh in on the tool debates pick maddock number one hands down I love him so much McLeod don’t hate him but don’t love the person who picks it first ykw I’m sayin ok also it’s spring where I am now and the daffodils are out and here’s a pic of a crab spider I think that’s what they’re called they’re all over the daffodils I think that’s they’re house hah

HELLO! I love this ask, I'm so glad you recognized our shared experiences in that comic! ♥️ What part of Colorado? I was up near the Arapaho & Roosevelt National Forest for a bit. I can respect the pickmattock, she has seen me through many a boulder removal. Or been my champion in battles with bedrock. Also I LOVE crab spiders I think they're so pretty... especially the little white and yellow ones. Gorgeous little guy.

#love this love to hear from my fellow corps folks #asks #hagisack #beckett.txt

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saetoru · 6 months

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Tee I am genuinely asking if you have any tips for staying motivated to write 🫠 Personally I’ve had two fics I’ve left to die for yesrs and still get people screaming at me to finish every once in a while and I feel so horrible but can’t bring myself to write? Then I see you putting out banger after banger all the time and I’m baffled (in a good way). Please enlighten us all with how you do it 🙏

hi !! tbh i’m not rly sure if there’s anything i do to stay motivated other than maybe read fics when i feel like im in a slump. i find that when i read a rly rly good fic, it makes me wanna write something too bc im just like “omg i hope my writing is this cool” and like. idk seeing someone flesh out a story makes u wanna do it too. but other than that, writing is just kind of like a routine/habit for me now ?? ig is the best way to describe it. it really is like a muscle the more u work it the stronger and easier it gets and i feel like i work into my daily routine to at least write a few sentences enough that even if it never sees the light of day / gets completed i just have that satisfaction of “ok i wrote today and that means there’s no gap and ive kept the juices flowing even if for a bit”

i also just outline ideas all the time !! idk i have like notes app filled with bullets of random plots i thought w random scenes and important dialogues i wanna rmr and tbh. hardly any of them will probably ever see the light of day. but having them in my arsenal makes me feel like i have endless inspo u know ?! and ykw every once in a while when i’ve been stuck on what to write, i have dipped back into those ideas and picked one—the gojo office au fic was one of them so it’s never a bad idea to hold onto them and yeah. hopefully you can work little by little to consistently writing !! best of luck !

#asks!

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amaurotine · 2 years

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ok ykw. i AM making a separate post about this.

as an asexual homoromantic who sometimes teases his friends, i find it a little irritating that everybody IMMEDIATELY interprets hyth's playful teasing/banter as flirting and horniness at default. as it’s something that’s strongly subject to interpretation, i can understand perfectly why people interpret it this way (after all, he does call hades handsome, but that’s all of once? and overall his banter often carries a bit of a teasing tone to it, although that in and of itself may not necessarily be flirtatious. like. you can find someone attractive without actually flirting with them?? you can find someone attractive without wanting to **** them or being in love with them? and say things that you objectively find to be true without really intending to compliment or even flirt?? idk how to explain this.) and to be fair, i think a lot of this interpretation comes utilizing that bit from the cutscene expressly for the sake of facilitating hythades or hythazem ships (and again, i do enjoy these ships WHEN DONE PROPERLY), but part of my issue with that is that i feel like not enough people realize that characters exist as individuals (or SHOULD exist as individuals) within their stories independently from ships and interactions. thus, i’m very iffy on this being such a defining aspect of his character wrt my own portrayal. i guess i just feel annoyed and alienated by the assumed horniness because people irl constantly assume i'm flirting when i tease them, and asexual homoromantic people have literally no representation and face constant erasure, and even non-ace homoromantic people can tease each other without necessarily being flirty, and my god nobody seems to understand how mlm relationships actually work outside of these weird inaccurate streamlined milquetoast fetishistic ass situations that apparently live rent-free in everyone’s heads, but yknow.

and although i don't hc him as quite the same sexuality as me, my point remains. interpreting everybody who engages in teasing banter toward their friends as “oh they must be flirting with me/horny for me” also reflects a profound lack of understanding of the nuance that exists within communication and intention (although you can’t always know someone’s intention, you should be going into any interaction prepared to consider that whoever you’re interacting with may have multiple reasons for behaving the way they do), and quite often in terms of irl, the viewpoint stems from people being extremely self-centered, like they think this way because they genuinely hope that someone is teasing with them because they're actually flirting with them which then becomes ok, they ARE flirting with me and that’s why they’re teasing me, which. sorry but everything isn't about you, jan. and that’s another thing -- a lot of people don’t realize that even irl, we choose to do things for multiple reasons? like everybody loves to define decision making in the most simplest way possible and wrt writing fiction, i find that approach to be both boring and even unrealistic in some cases.

#✿:ﾟ* 𝑀𝒰𝒩 𝒞𝐻𝒜𝒯𝒯𝐸𝑅 .#rant //#maybe i've just Seen Too Much on here and on twtr #but sometimes i genuinely feel like the only person who gives a shit about depicting m/m relationships accurately #and not reducing them to streamlined stereotypes or fetishistic f//ujoshi fodder #rant cw

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green-greed · 1 year

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part one of the ock brock? 👀🖤 lmk how y’all feel about this. i think it’s cute and i have a plot line planned soooo pls do let me know if you like it!

this is an ULTRA RARE SHIP like 1 fic only. tbf octogoblin had 0 fics when i started posting it so ykw maybe i’m just ahead of the curve once more! also title is a wip lol

ok symbiote mischief next chapter trust

#spider man #fanfic #marvel #fanfiction #doctor octopus #marvel fanfiction #otto octavius #spider man fanfiction #doc ock #underrated ship #rare ship #venom #eddie brock #rare ships

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blurrycow · 2 years

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new fic format I was trying out! omg, me posting tsc content? it’s been a while for sure. I was in a groove today.

@sandersgrey I know i didn’t finish your QOAAD fic but I hope this makes up for it. I was like “hmm what should I write” and then I thought “OHHH i could make something like Alex’s yt au” and here we are

this is completely mindless there is no plot but it was fun soooooo. that’s what matters really I guess

New message from: (+256)-408-5782 (unknown ID)

BLOCK?

2:30am

(+256)-408-5782: hey how’s it going

TyBlackthorn: I think you have the wrong number

(+256)-408-5782: shit I didn’t expect you to be up this late

(+256)-408-5782: hi

TyBlackthorn: Honestly, I didn’t either. Who is this?

(+256)-408-5782: Kit

(+256)-408-5782: please don’t block me

TyBlackthorn has blocked (+256)-408-5782

——————

New message with DruSimpsForGru

7:24am

DruSimpsForGru: So you blocked him???????

TyBlackthorn: …yeah?

DruSimpsForGru: tyyyyyyyy

DruSimpsForGru: you’ve got this all wrong

DruSimpsForGru: if he’s messaging you he wants to reach outttttttt

TyBlackthorn: Well he didn’t make it obvious in the past two years of ghosting me!!!!!!

DruSimpsForGru: you’re so dumb

DruSimpsForGru: (affectionate)

TyBlackthorn: wow THANKS

DruSimpsForGru: ykw I can’t help you I’m going to recruit the lesbians

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DruSimpsForGru has made a new chat.

7:30am

DruSimpsForGru has changed the chat name to Lesbians ft. Ty and Dru

Alineeeee: ok what’s this chat 4

DruSimpsForGru: Ty needs help

DruSimpsForGru: like romanticallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sister (female Legolas): ah

Sister (female Legolas): we are the wife lesbians indeed

Sister (female Legolas): *wise

Sister (female Legolas): whatever, wife works too

Alineeeee: oh how the mighty have fallen

TyBlackthorn: I did not give you permission to make this chat dru

TyBlackthorn: discussing my love life should not be a normal little sister’s pastime

DruSimpsForGru: it absolutely should

DruSimpsForGru: and who says I don’t have normal pastimes?

Alineeeee: me?

DruSimpsForGru: oh, right 🙄

Alineeeee: So what happened Ty?

TyBlackthorn: Kit texted me at like 3 am yesterday

*Sister (female Legolas) has changed their name to Helen*

8:02am

Helen: dude why were you up at 3am

TyBlackthorn: reasons

TyBlackthorn: anyway I blocked him

Alineeeee: why’d???? You do that??????

TyBlackthorn: ….

Helen: A, shush

*TyBlackthorn has left Lesbians ft. Ty and Dru*

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TyBlackthorn has unblocked (+256)-408-5782

10:45am

TyBlackthorn has changed (+256)-408-5782’s name to Kit

TyBlackthorn: ok so why did you text me last night

Message read at 10:50am

3:46pm

Kit: I wanted to say hi

Kit: can we meet up sometime? I know Cirenworth isn't that far from the Scholomance.

Kit: I want to apologize

TyBlackthorn: that’s very bold of you to ask

Kit: lol I guess

TyBlackthorn: what makes you think I’ll say yes

*Kit is typing*

Kit: I don’t know. You might not.

Kit: but

Kit: I miss you

Kit: kinda

TyBlackthorn: kinda????

Kit: yeah

Kit: I mean

TyBlackthorn: don’t finish that

Kit: ok

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New message from [email protected]

4:23pm

markblackthorn@shadowmail: julian said to tell you to make sure Tavvy’s back from the beach

TyBlackthorn: ok ill go get him

[email protected]: thanks

[email protected]: julian threatened to fill my bed with rabid raccoons if I didn’t

TyBlackthorn: he was probably joking

[email protected]: i will never know

5:49pm

TyBlackthorn: wait but Julian is in London????? And we’re in Cali????

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New message from KingJulian

5:50pm

KingJulian: I have eyes everywhere >:3

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New message from KitKat

5:03pm

KitKat: i found this and I think it might help you on your search for the ghost of blackthorn manor or whatever

KitKat: scrollthingy.jpg

EmmaBikestairs: k thx man

KitKat: i wrote on the photo so

EmmaBikestairs: my dude your handwriting is horrible

KitKat: im so offended

KitKat: well i bet YOUR handwriting looks like a soggy rat muffin

EmmaBikestairs: that doesn’t even make SENSE

KitKat: it does if you MAKE it make sense

EmmaBikestairs: wha-

KitKat: i'm leaving goodbye

EmmaBikestairs: ok but Julian and I are coming to Cirenworth soon!!!!!! I wanna see Mina!!!!!!!

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New Message (7:48pm)

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

CC: [email protected], [email protected]

Subject: visiting cirenworth!!!!

Hey guys!!

Emma asked me to email you guys, so here we are. We’re in london cleaning up blackthorn hall, and we were wondering if we could stop by cirenworth sometime! Jem,Tessa, I have a couple of things to ask you. And Kit, it’ll be good to see you again!

We’ll be in london for like another month, so please let us know when is good! Or, if you would like to come over to blackthorn manor, just shoot us an email!

All thanks,

Julian

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New message to Kit

8:07pm

TyBlackthorn: forgot to tell you, we’re in Cali rn so we can’t meet up

TyBlackthorn: even if I wanted to

TyBlackthorn: which I’m not sure I do

Kit: memeface.jpg

Kit: doggrinningweirdly.jpg

Kit: OH FUCK SORRY

Kit: I meant to send that to Mari, my bad

Kit: wait, you’re in Cali? When did you go back?

TyBlackthorn: you’re fine

TyBlackthorn: replied to I meant to send that to Mari, my bad Who’s Mari?

TyBlackthorn: replied to wait, you’re in Cali? When did you get back? Like a day ago

Kit: ohhhhh

Kit: replied to Who’s Mari? My friend from school

TyBlackthorn: ok

Kit: I really am sorry about what happened two years ago

TyBlackthorn: I am too.

Message read 8:42pm

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checkmaterook is now following you on tumblr! Woohoo!

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New message from DruSimpsForGru:

8:50pm

DruSimpsForGru: i saw he followed you on the tumblr

TyBlackthorn: how

TyBlackthorn: you can’t see followers on tumblr

TyBlackthorn: also did you just say ‘the tumblr’

DruSimpsForGru: yes. yes i did

DruSimpsForGru: i dont regret a thing

DruSimpsForGru: also, you have the setting on where everyone can see your followers. You can turn it off

TyBlackthorn: >:(

DruSimpsForGru: I followed him

DruSimpsForGru: his account is mostly fandom stuff. like spn

TyBlackthorn: you cannot judge. your username is literally ‘DruSimpsForGru’

DruSimpsForGru: oh I am not judging, spn is excellent

TyBlackthorn: did it slip your mind that in the third Despicable Me movie, Dru was revealed to be Gru’s brother

DruSimpsForGru: oh shit!!!! I didn’t think about that!

DruSimpsForGru: i hope people don’t think im encouraging incest

TyBlackthorn: eh, shadowhunters are basically incestuous by nature anyway

DruSimpsForGru: you’re not wrong

*DruSimpsForGru changed their name to AmazingDruuu*

AmazingDruuu: yeah man that’s better

TyBlackthorn: I agree

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New message from Alineeeee

9:00pm

Alineeeee: ok dont worry aunty A is here to help

TyBlackthorn: ??????

Alineeeee: about your Kit Situation??

TyBlackthorn: ur my sister in law not my aunt

Alineeeee: pshaww. I always wondered how that worked because if Helen was your sister… and I was your sister in law… wouldn’t that mean incest?

TyBlackthorn: you and Dru both today. All this talk of incest

Alineeeee: but anyways??? The Kit Situation???

TyBlackthorn: he followed me on tumblr

Alineeeee: so…

TyBlackthorn: well it obviously means something A

Alineeeee: you guys obviously like each other. just kiss already

TyBlackthorn: what if no

Alineeeee: what if yes ;)

TyBlackthorn: i dont think he likes me like that.

Alineeeee: What did you say he said at Lake Lyn? ‘I love you Ty, I love you’? Sounds like a fucking love declaration if ive ever heard one

TyBlackthorn: he could have meant it,,, ya know,,, platonically

Alineeeee: im just staring very hard at you right now

TyBlackthorn: yeah I know I can literally see you

TyBlackthorn: why are you texting me anyway you’re right there

Alineeeee: …because I value your secrets and privacy?

TyBlackthorn: okay that’s fair

TyBlackthorn: thanks

Alineeeee: no prob bob

Alineeeee: this isn’t solving anything though

Alineeeee: I’m gonna call you later and we are going to talk out your issues

TyBlackthorn: noooooooooooooooo

Alineeeee: yes

TyBlackthorn: fine. im going upstairs goodbye

Alineeeee: k see ya

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Caller ID: Alineeeee (wife of Helen)

Call began 9:52pm

Call ended 12:42pm

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1:02am (in Tyyyyyyy’s AirPods)

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu added TyBlackthorn to Wise Lesbians.

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu said to Wise Lesbians “red alert Kit texted me that he is coming to Cali red alert red alert aaaaaaaaaaa”

Siri ID: Helen said to Wise Lesbians “Dru why are you awake”

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu said to Wise Lesbians “IDK why not”

Siri ID: Helen said to Wise Lesbians “because it is late”

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu said to Wise Lesbians “But Kit said he is coming to talk to Hypatia Vex. Which makes no sense because there is a Shadow Market in London that he could go to.”

Siri ID: What do you want to do?

Siri ID: Silence the chat Wise Lesbians?

Siri ID: Ok, I will silence the chat Wise Lesbians

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