eheheheeee, more beach content 💦😇

AIDJSKALAJW⁉️⁉️⁉️ THEY BOTH LOOK SO HANDSOME WHATTT😭😭🤲🤲🩷💖💗💕♥️🩷💖♥️ I LOVE HIS TATTOO, IT LOOKS SO COOL🥺🥺🥺

And I think the girls like it, too-

oh, gotta ask about egwene for character bingo! and/or zirk??

These are PERFECT guys to ask about bc i was just thinking about them for the first time in too long….ty ty

The thing about egwene is that, as much as i would have loved for her to be in the show more, i do think it would have been awkward for her to be there any more than she already was, since that would have just been her being a dm pc BUT I STILL WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE HER MORE!!! Especially hearing more about her and the airship crew, it’s a very good, ultimately very sad dynamic but everytime i see theres a new naddpod liveshow or smth, i send out psychic beams for egwene kindleaf mention. Also by ‘issues i project’ i mean making her a half-asian arospec lesbian in my head. For feminism, or whatever. I would say she had wasted potential, but i think her potential was decent and got used fully (tho i still miss her and wish i could hear her again all the time everyday, brian murphy if you’re out there-)

Zirk is VERY VERY purse chihuahua to me, i would carry him around by the collar and show him off to all my friends 💖 he also manages to fit into that weird window of like, he definitely looks weird and wears the most mismatched outfits ever but hes also the most gender guy in existence and im literally him (vaguely unsettling science nerd who doesnt sleep and gets too excited about the thought of dissection). Tbh, i dont even think that deeply about zirk, hes just some guy who i want to knock out so i can steal his gender

Stressful streaming [Corpse  x reader]

Paring: Corpse husband x Female!reader

Summary: “What if y/n isnt a good gamer (they do something else on yt and never really got into it) so they just really suck at being the imposter? And everyone is trying to make them feel better but they feel super crappy about ruining the game for everyone- especially when they get paired up with corpse?” Requested by anon

“can I request something where y/n and corpse are dating, she is the group's baby and everytime she kills everyone's like 'yeah, that's cute bUT YOUR BOYFRIEND THO'.” Requested by anon

Warnings: Idk, this took a complete 180 midway through, and even idk what’s going on anymore. Fluff?  Comfort? Cuddles???

Words: 2k

A/N: Open for requests. And a two for one, you know me at this point.

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The two of you had been living together for quite a while now. And you had been public about your relationship for a long time, had it been up to either of you, nobody still wouldn’t know. But it’s definitely better on both of your nerves not having to tiptoe around each other when you recorded, or he streamed.

You really enjoy books, so that’s what you naturally made the topic of your YouTube channel, book reviews. You had always recorded yourself reading and made it into a time-lapse after, it was when easier now that you didn’t have to worry if Corpse said anything and you looked up to answer him. You weren’t really into gaming so it surprised you a lot when Corpse had sat you down yesterday and asked if you wanted join them in the game today. The other had been bugging him to get you on call for longer than just saying a quick hi and then leaving him again. You weren’t much of a people person, honestly neither of you were. But Corpse was still better at interacting with others. Both of your setups was already in the studio, due to you liking edit your videos when he streamed, so you could still be together. Despite you mostly reading whenever he streamed, because then there wasn’t a chance he accidentally got caught on your camera.

Your routines worked for each other, but this was new territory for you. Both being live and gaming. You were nervous. To put it out there you were straight up shaking of nerves. Sure you wouldn’t be live yourself, and it was just among us, you had seem him play it a million times, but it still scared you what if you said something stupid, or did something stupid. Then you wouldn’t be able to cut it out, everyone would know in an instant.

Corpse greet his stream, as you load up your game, you’re fiddling with the hem of his sweater, makes him feel like he’s closer than the short distance that’s between you, because right now he seemed like an ocean away.

He shows you how to join the call and you accidentally squeak in chock as someone yells into their microphone. You can feel Corpse moving beside you, as he tries his best not to laugh at you.

“Shut up.” You mumble, and lightly shoves his shoulder.

“Me?” A guy with an irish accent asks.

“No! Not you, I’m so sorry that wasn’t to you- Corpse stop laughing at me!” You cut your own sentence off. As he now is completely failing at keeping himself from laughing, inviting everyone and their mom to listen to his beautiful laugh. You sulk for a bit, before he composes himself.

“But you’re just so damn cute.” He pets the top of your head, and walks back to his own setup, where chat is going rocket speed. He tries to read a couple in passing, but he turns his attention back to you when you whine.

“I’m not a child!” you pout at him and sticks out your tongue. A smile right on your lips as he copies you. You just love this man with all of your heart.

“Never said you were.” He teases back, before he starts to greet the people in the call. You realise most of your nerves have disappeared, no longer shaking, you’re getting a bit excited to do this. You listen closely when corpse says the name of each of the people in the call. You only knew the names before joining, but not what voice that belonged to whom.

When you’re finally in the game, Corpse suggests you put on the white skin and a flower. Your reply?

You lean close to the microphone and goes. “No.” And picks the yellow skin with the plant hat, declaring you’re now a citrus fruit.

“Corpse, how in the world did you catch someone like her?” you think her name was Rae asked.

“I didn’t she caught me.” He admits, happily. “Still having trouble believing she chose me.”

Earning an awe from the rest of the call. Two lovebirds.

“Simp!” someone yells in the call, you’re not really sure who, in the sea of mixed noises. Earning a laugh from you.

Crewmate flash across your screen, and you didn’t totally mean to peak, but you saw the red flash from his pc. As the game starts up and your character isn’t moving you realise you don’t know what you’re doing. Corpse realises too when his character starts to circle yours and nothing happens.

“Babe you good there?” He looks over at you, as you’re pressing each key on your keyboard testing out what happens. He chuckles at the sight. “let me help you.” He gets up, and leans over you, as he shows you how to move. His own character standing still, as he helps you around the map and shows you how to do the tasks. You happily let him guide your hands, enjoying the warmth he radiates as he stands near you.

That’s when a warning flash over the screen. Emergency meeting. You think it said. A screen with a portrait of all of your characters comes up.

“Corpse you good there, you haven’t moved all game?” Felix asks.

“Oh, sorry, I was helping Y/N with how to play.” Corpse answers over your mic.

“Hey guys, how do I make my name red like Corpses?” you innocently ask, with a gleam in your eyes as you look up at Corpse knowing damn well why his name is red. He’s the bad guy.

Corpse furrows his eyebrows at you. Glaring at you, as the rest of the call is laughing, it doesn’t take long before his astronaut is floating across the screen ejected into outer space. He leans close to you, making sure to mute your microphone first.

“You sure you want to play like this kitten?” He whispers to you, you respond by smacking his shoulder, and once again telling him to shut up.

Corpse helps you through the rest of the game. He makes sure you’re good before walking back to his own chair and greets his chat, finally paying attention back to them. Another game starts and the two of you  are imposters together. Corpse quickly goes over the rules of impostors, and it doesn’t take long before you have made your first kill, not noticing Sean was in Nav together with Rae.  But before he’s able to report it,Corpse comes to your rescue by venting into the room and killing Sean. The relief is short lived as  Felix comes running into Nav and see the two of you standing over Seans body, quickly reporting.

“Y/N you’re doing good, but you need to press the report button when it comes visible.” Felix starts out. “Also, it’s Corpse, there was a body in Nav, Sean. Wait Rae and Mark is dead too.” You smile to yourself as you realise he didn’t discover Raes body in there too, you feel a bit of pride.

Corpse looks over to you grinning at him. “We walked in together I was showing her where the report button is and how to use it.” Corpse defends himself. “She never found a body in the last game.”

“That’s true.” You choose to ignore he fact you’re lying to these strangers, and tell yourself that you’re technically speaking the truth. You never found a body in the last game.

“I’m sus of you Corpse, but we have no other evidence.” Felix says,

“And we shouldn’t vote on 7.” Toast comments. Everyone votes skip, and the two of you live to see another round.

The next kill is by Corpse, and you immediately report it, stating you found it in… what was that room now called?

“We found it in… that room?” You try and look over at Corpse for help.

“Electrical, headed there for wires.” Corpse quickly takes over to cover for you. Knowing full well the rest very much knows it’s the two of you.

“I think it’s a self-report, Y/N you’re trying out some big brain strats, but I saw you vent from med bay.” Toast tells the rest. You curse underneath your breath; you are starting to catch on the rest are trying to be nice. But you get it, you’re ruining the game for them, especially Corpse. A few seconds passes as everyone votes and your astronaut is sent into the vacuum of space. You sigh.  You watch as Corpse, gets one kill before it gets reported.

“What was everyone’s last task?” Grease asks the group. He gets an array of answers, but all to him seems nowhere near the body.

“I’m still sus of you Corpse.” Felix says, “You either failed card swipe twice, or forgot you already faked it.”

“How could it have been me? I was with you the entire time.” Corpse responds.

“That’s not true, when lights went out I couldn’t find you, and we just split up before I found the body now.” Felix tells the other incriminating Corpse. It doesn’t take long before he gets voted off. He looks a bit annoyed at the outcome. Knowing it was a risky kill. But instead in your mind you take it as he’s annoyed you were his partner. You reach out for his hand, and he takes it, you stroke it a few times and he seems to calm down again.

“It’s been fun you guys, but I’m not really good at this, I think I’m going to get back to do some reading. It was fun though.” You announce to the rest, Corpse watching in confusion over the sudden need to leave. The others bid their goodbyes. You get off the discord call. And closes up the game and shuts off your pc.

“Hey chat, I’ll be right back, I’m taking a quick break before we continue.” Corpse mutes his setup and walks over to you. While doing that you’ve frustratedly put your head in your hands, and is onboard the blame train for ruining the game for the others. Corpse wraps his arms around you and brings you right back to reality and where you belong, in his embrace.

“Babe, are you okay? Do you need me to stop the stream?” He carefully asks.

“I’m sorry I ruined your game. I really tried my best, I promise.” You sigh, looking at him, and leaning into his hug and the warmth.

“You didn’t ruin anything, Y/N. You made it better, I had a fun time with you, even if we weren’t the best pair.” Corpse starts peppering you in kisses alround your face until you start giggling.

“There is my beautiful Y/N.” He smiles at you, he knows he’s so whipped, and he wouldn’t give it up for anything in the world when he sees that smile of yours.

“Thank you.” You mumble as you put your neck into his neck, cuddling up against him. “Can I stay for the rest of your stream?” He doesn’t need to answer, he just sits back down in his own chair, and you automatically and easily, swing a leg over him. You cuddle into his chest and listens as he starts talking to his chat again.

“Y/N says thanks for everything, but this is really out of her comfort zone, and I’m proud of her for having done it.” He praises you to the rest of the world. He looks down at you smiling. He mute his mic as he whisper to you. “You’re still my favourite impostor, kitten.” You giggle, and he turns his attention back to the game. Getting ready to be a crewmate.

lee suho boyfriend headcanons.

listen to love so fine by cha eunwoo.

˗ˋˏ author’s note ˎˊ˗

i shall ignore kdrama suho and it’s all about webtoon suho. it’s finally time for me to (hopefully) do him some justice when tb writers decided to make him...like that. i tried to focus on different things from seojun. hope you will enjoy it. feel free to talk to me about any headcanons! 

suho is all about nagging you about your health and studying, making it seem like he is harsh and blunt, but his eyes always soften after. sometimes he pushes too hard and it can hurt, but he realizes his mistakes early on and learns from them. he doesn’t make them twice, ever. 

since he is used to being alone, he still gets little spooked by incoming messages and calls. it always makes his heart melt when you call him just to tell him you wanted to hear his voice and that you are bringing some snacks while he studies. 

at first, he is little unsure about texting, is he bothering you? does this sound too bland? should he add some emojis? but he never uses them, so will you be creeped out? he is the king of overthinking for no reason. 

looks up so many date ideas and creates folders on his pc for them. and he learned the hard way about asking people on the internet for advice. 

suho does the whole gentleman shebang - opening doors, pulling out chairs, walking on the side closer to cars,... people look at him with heart eyes wherever you two are because he is so prince-like, but he is focused on you and ignores it. 

but suho is not all prim and proper, he knows how to tease once he is comfortable (and to ever date someone he has to be). 

since webtoon suho is taking cooking classes, imagine this. suho teaching you how to cook, him being all focused and explaining in simple terms and looking out for you so you don’t cut yourself, while you get dazed by the visuals and his calming voice. before you know he is looking at you and asking if you are listening (even though he already knows the real answer). “once more than, but i won’t repeat it again.” he says and steps behind you showing you how to safely cut the onion. (he knows it’s sort of a low blow, but he can’t help himself)

asking suho for pads or tampons is such a funny thing. he has a poker face throughout but inside his mind, there are sirens and alarms blaring. he agrees right away and listens tentatively for what to buy and comes back with the crazy amount and pink cheeks because the ladies in the there cooed at him and gave him tips (more than he bargained for). he has a hard time meeting your eyes for a few minutes. 

suho does a lot of things with a poker face but internally screaming. he had a whole plan for meeting your parents, but then your parents just decided to show up without calling you and he was severely underprepared with your pink frilly apron on and his bangs up because they’ve gotten too long. you had to jump in and save him, but he still has nightmares about it. 

suho enjoys all domestic vibes he can. since he didn’t get to enjoy them while he was young, he wants to have a fill of it now. if you sleep over he likes to braid your hair and play with it while you are watching movies together, bonus points if it puts you to sleep he melts inside and just carries you to bed and looks at you for a while, pushing the little hairs out of your face. (definitely teases you for drooling on his pillow in the morning, because he can be cute AND savage, it’s a package deal.)

your favorite thing is when suho gets so serious talking about ghosts or aliens and horoscopes. he throws scientific studies and numbers like it’s nothing and moves so animatedly. you zone out halfway through but keep on smiling at him like an idiot because he is just such a dorky nerd. (just for the fun of it sometimes you send him his daily horoscope and when it comes true suho gets huffy lol.)

he is big on forehead kisses and hair kisses. arm over your shoulder and soft smooch into your hair. doesn’t get embarrassed by pda (but he has limits - holding hands, pecks, hugs,... but no make-out sessions outside.) he is a private kinda guy. 

somehow he always knows what you need and has it prepared. be it notebooks, pens, sweets. he definitely stocks up on sweets for you but he doesn’t let you overeat ever. his main priority is your health. 

even though i say he is a softie for his lover, he doesn’t bend rules for his lover often. the sweets things is one of them. but he still changes throughout the relationship, before he was a lot harder on himself, but thanks to his significant other he learns to stop being his own worst enemy, he starts enjoying being more spontaneous and let loose.  

suho doesn’t date without thinking about the future. he wouldn’t waste time with someone he couldn’t see having a future. not that i’m saying he is thinking about marriage but … yes i am. this ties to the domesticity, when he feels like these everyday things feel so good and fun he can’t help it but feel fuzzy inside. he wants to be the best for you, he would never let himself become like his father. 

also imagine reading sessions. sitting on a couch, your legs over his lap and his hand resting on your knee, while you sneak peeks over your own book. this often leads to cuddle sessions where you talk about the books you read and fall asleep in each other’s arms. being lazy and letting time fly. 

living with him would be a dream because he never skips on doing chores but also always makes sure you don’t forget them either. (sometimes you wish he won’t remember to tell you, but he does EVERYTIME without fail. but there are times where you just don’t have the time and he does your half of chores as well without telling you, after you come back and panic about chores, he just pats your head and tells you not to worry about it.) 

i feel like since he has quite a bit of time, he would maybe consider having a pet (if you ask he can’t say no honestly). i think he would start off tame, with maybe a hamster and he would read up all about taking care of it. and seeing him playing with the hamster is truly a highlight, he even lectures it if it bites him or you (when he thinks you can’t hear him that’s it.)

"I’m easily excitable but definitely an ambivert, knowing when to bring myself down a level to match the room’s vibe. I’m definitely more hyper and outspoken than most, when I’m around friends or friends of friends. I can be a clutz and probably joke around too much.

Virgo

Panromantic

In a relationship I can be physically distant since physical intimacy leaves me uncomfortable sometimes. However I still try to give my partner enough physical affection and intimacy so they aren’t left feeling unloved. My particular love language is gift giving and also words of affirmation. I do my best to be my partners hype man, if you would.

I’ve played sports through my school years and I also play video games sometimes. In both instances I can get a bit competitive. (I definitely don’t wake my parents yelling at a screen at 2 AM)."

Requested By: @shoogarcube

I'm not the best at taking zodiac into account but I still try to incorporate some qualities of it so it won't just be discarded along the way.

I'm sorry this took a bit long, I was hesitant on reaching out to you because i'm a bit embarrassed about it. (´∩｡• 3 •｡∩`)

But here it is, I hope that you'll enjoy!!

Thank you so much for requesting! <33

Haikyuu Edition! Matchup Season.

I would pair you up with...

Kozume Kenma

🎮 Bb cat baby boi.

🎮 He doesn't mind that you're not into physical intimacy.

🎮 Respects your boundaries. (whatta man)

🎮 Kenma's the type to be distant too, so he understands you.

🎮 He shows his affection in small ways that a few of his friends, like Kuroo, knows that it isn't common of him to do a certain action.

🎮 "Let's play a ranked game."

🎮 As a pro-player in the gaming community, his ranks in several competitive games are his prized posessions. Nobody can tell me that he isn't a pro-player even way before he was introduced as one after the timeskip.

🎮 Isn't surprise that you're actually good at this one game he likes to play right after an exhausting game.

🎮 He wasn't holding back whenever he plays with you because apparently, you can see through him. He has this certain gesture he does that meant he was holding back.

🎮 You got too competitive that you actually won.

🎮 "Hey, I won!"

🎮 "I probably need to find a new game to play..."

🎮 Smiles when he sees your bright twinkling eyes when you won against him.

🎮 "Whoa...is it really going to be released earlier?"

🎮 He doesn't know that you have your way with things.

🎮 He occasionally gets his information from you about the early bird release of a new game that was fairly popular for their trial game.

"Can't believe that the employee in the game shop didn't told me about this..."

🎮 He can get hype when he sees you so hyper.

🎮 Sometimes whenever he goes on a weekend training with his team, you'd join in the training but most of the time you're on your own watching him from afar when they do a informal practice match.

🎮 Is so motivated to do works when you're there that it legits surprises his teammates to the core???

🎮 Only when they notice that you were his main source of hyperness will they start teasing him.

🎮 He doesn't get so worked up during practices, they remembered way before he met you and started seeing you officially, Hinata was the only guy on the court to give everything his best.

🎮 "Sh-shut up...go back to your position...!"

🎮 Durings official games, in volleyball or in gaming, he makes sure to look at you and respond back to your cheers and whoopings that's directed to him.

🎮 "NICE FEINT, KENMA!"

🎮 When he hears you cheer, he flashes you one of his shy smiles.

🎮 Gets flustered when Kuroo notices it.

🎮 "I just really want to acknowledge her cheers so it won't go to waste."

🎮 Gets so focused on the game because he didn't want to disappoint you.

🎮 Super motivated Kenma on full motion!!

🎮 He'd be super tired after the game though.

🎮 "You're so cool! It's so hard to do a feint that casually! You set so nice!"

🎮 His social battery just went a bit high because of your praises.

🎮 It can give him an ego boost, no one knows this except the two of you.

🎮 He's impressed when he gets some extra information from you about the next team they'll be facing against.

🎮 Strategizes with you that can help him and his team to overwhelm the opponents.

🎮 So thankful that he has somebody to point out some small errors of him or his teammates that he wasn't able to notice before.

🎮 "Ah, I didn't notice that a while back, thank you."

🎮 He's so grateful to have a s/o who knows how to match up with the vibe. He's pretty much a chill kind of guy who can't keep up with every exhausting activity,

🎮 Except volleyball, that's the only thing he'll exert extra effort,

🎮 You too, but he won't see you as exhausting to handle, just somebody who he'd want to show how he's so grateful for being there with him.

🎮 Plays volleyball with you, whatever position you're comfortable with, he'd likely adjust to you if you want to be in a certain position that him, being setter, isn't the best to play with you.

🎮 Would ask everytime if it's alright to you if he kisses you or hugs you just to make sure he doesn't misinterpret.

🎮 "Um...is it alright for me to...uh..."

🎮 He gets so shy and quiet the first time he asked.

🎮 Eventually, he'll get used to reading your small actions and would know when he can.

🎮 He thinks that kissing you on the forehead is affectionate and at the same time, a somewhat safe spot for him to kiss that wouldn't catch you by shock.

🎮 "Look, Kenma, kids!"

🎮 He inadvertently hides behind your back when a child comes up to you.

🎮 Doesn't hate kids but are kinda scared of them, He could imagine a kid running around in his house, eventually ruining his expensive build of his pc.

🎮 You help him interact with the kid and he do as you told him to do.

🎮 He won't grow fond of them even after years of being with you, but will try to not make the child cry because of him.

🎮 Will absolutely not babysit.

🎮 Actually knows how to cook, just not some complex meal.

🎮 "Ice cream!"

🎮 He likes seeing you all so smiley whenever he buys you some sweet desserts.

🎮 "You got some cream on the corner of your lips."

🎮 Chuckles when he sees you reach for it to lick it off.

🎮 Will eat the cherry if the order comes with one.

🎮 He could take some heat, what can spicy food do to him anyway?

🎮 He enjoys some spicy food, low to medium spiciness level, but unfortunately his stomach says otherwise.

🎮 Would feel his stomach growling in displease when he smells your food when you feel like eating something spicier than usual, the sharp spicy smell struck him.

🎮 "Ugh, you enjoy this...?"

🎮 "Of course!"

🎮 Has a pet cat only because you love cats.

🎮 He grows fond of it and doesn't mind too much when it causes some mess.

🎮 When he goes out to buy his games, he sees a particular game that you've been talking about for a week.

🎮 When he comes home, your presence welcomes him warmly.

🎮 It's been years since he moved out and settled in an apartment near the university he was attending. It was pretty lonely but he didn't mind until you came along. It feels more like home whenever you feel like crashing in his place. He feels that every time you're not in the apartment, it truly feels emptier than he remembered.

🎮 "I went to buy my game and saw this game you want, I bought you some spicy snacks on my way home too."

Bonus!

Second Pick: Akaashi Keiji

🏐 He is totally fine if you don't get physically intimate with him all the time. He sees you being affectionate in your own ways anyway, maybe people would judge but,

🏐 They're not in the relationship so???

🏐 He feels so special and loved when you tried to be intimate with him.

🏐 Same as Kenma, he'd ask you if you're up for some cuddle session, some kisses here and there. He'll eventually learn when you feel like receiving some too.

🏐Cooks you food especialy to your liking,

🏐 Asks you if you wanna make desserts with him,

🏐 "How about it, love?"

🏐 "Yes please!"

🏐 Encourages you to do your tasks but won't pressure you if you don't feel like it.

🏐 Helps you in anyway he can.

🏐 "If you need me to do something, don't hesitate to ask for my help."

🏐 If you feel like doing some of your hobbies and you decide to show the result to him, you know he'd look at it silently with starry eyes.

🏐 "This looks so pretty!"

🏐 Nicknames, he gets soft when you come up with a few cute nicknames.

🏐 he's a very soft bb.

🏐 When you tripped out of nowhere, his fast reflexes get the better of him, and will hold you to steady yourself.

🏐 If you get a scratch because of a random fall, he'll make sure to patch it up even if it's minor.

🏐 "Please be careful, alright love?"

Third Pick: Sugawara Kōshi

🏐 He cherishes every hugs, kisses, basically everything you give.

🏐 His hobby is to pamper you with a lot of things he bought.

🏐 Cooks you some spicy food!

🏐 The two of you can share because looking at Kōshi, he's full of surprises.

🏐 He can handle any spicy food, and could compete with you.

🏐 Probably eats something spicy to compete with your tolerance for spiciness.

🏐 "I bet that I can eat spicier than you can!"

🏐 Naturally competitive too, so your bondings would consist of little competitions here and there.

🏐 Would be bad in video games from the start,

🏐 but in the end, he's slightly better than before.

It's an improbement you have to say.

🏐 Always loses to you, but won't get all sulky about it.

🏐 Gets all fired up when you play on your own against some random strangers,

🏐 "YES, GO CRUSH THEM, HONEY!"

Fourth Pick: Shirofuku Yukie

🏐 Praises you on the regular.

🏐 Actually good at video games, but she turns humble,

🏐 "I'm not that good."

🏐 Actually wins with perfect scores.

🏐 Gets pretty competitive too when it comes to food, and protective of her food, but when it comes to you, she's going to give you a piece or two.

🏐 "You're lucky that I love you..."

Best NXT Matches of 2020 15-11

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Dakota Kai vs Tegan Nox - Steel Cage Match - March 5th

This was the second chapter in a great feud that was basically NXT’s version of The Rockets break-up. They were a lovable babyface duo and Kai viciously turned on Nox at Takeover War Games. They faced each other in a really good street fight at Takeover Portland that Kai won thanks to the debut of her Diesel, Raquel Gonzalez. The first half was very standard cage match fare, but well-executed with a good amount of intensity. As the match deepened, they got more creative and much more intense. After neither lady hitting the cage for a while, we got an awesome spot where Nox just tosses Kai into every side of the cage. Nox chokeslams Kai off the top of the cage and when she’s scared away from escaping by Raquel, she soars off the cage with an awesome crossbody on Kai. Raquel Gonzalez’s involvement added even more drama as I could see either lady winning. They have some really dramatic nearfalls and near escapes, but Gonzalez eventually traps Tegan between the door and the cage allowing Dakota to escape and win this chapter of a feud. Great storytelling and drama.

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Damian Priest vs Johnny Gargano vs Bronson Reed vs Cameron Grimes vs Velveteen Dream - Ladder Match - Vacant North American Title - Takeover XXX

This wasn’t at the level of the NA Title ladder match from Takeover New Orleans, but its a damn fun ladder match nonetheless and was the best match of the weakest Takeover of the year. You could argue its a “spotfest” but I think it mainly comes off like that, because the PC shows don’t really have matches with a lot of space in them, it kinda incentivizes a fast pace. There’s some really fun spots and allegiances formed and broken along the way. Bronson Reed is the clear MVP of the match, constantly entangled in cool spots and really embracing the spotlight. He squashes everybody in an entanglement of ladders, busts out the Terry Funk helicopter spot and has a great suicide dive onto everybody. Candice Lerae interferes on behalf of Gargano and ranas Cameron Grimes onto everyone else, but she gets on Bronson’s back and he splashes Gargano. The PC gets silent as hell everytime Velveteen Dream did anything and they cheered like hell when he got pushed off a ladder through a table. Priest was a great choice for a winner coming off his great performance against Finn Balor at In Your House and he’s still rising his stock.

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Damian Priest vs Johnny Gargano - North American Title - Takeover 31

Considering their skillset, there was no way this wouldn’t be good. Priest has been riding high after a great showing against Finn Balor and winning the NA Title and Gargano has been after the NA Title, basically since his heel turn. Gargano tries to find openings early on, but Priest just thrashes him with high impact strikes. In the first Undertaker allusion of the match, Priest goes for the old school rope walk, but Gargano yanks him down. Things still don’t work out for Johnny though and he takes a Razor’s Edge on the apron. Gargano targets the leg to get an advantage and Priest’s selling of it is very shoddy, but luckily Gargano uses the leg work to transition into other offense rather than making the leg the story of the match. Gargano counters the South of Heaven chokeslam numerous times and smartly rolls to the outside when he’s finally hit with it. The second Undertaker allusion comes when Priest goes for a big ass senton, but Johnny pulls two camera men in front of him to take the impact. Gargano lowblows Priest and locks in the Gargano Escape in a great dramatic moment. Priest escapes and counters the Final Beat DDT to the Reckoning and retains. Best Gargano match of the year and another great one from Priest.

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Rhea Ripley vs Mercedes Martinez - Steel Cage Match - September 9

Say it with me; BIG! MEATY! WOMEN! BUMPING! MEATS! This was billed as the Battle of the Badasses and it definitely lived up to that billing as the two Goliaths beat the hell out of each other inside a cage. Rhea was pissed at being cheated out of a women’s title shot so she jumped Mercedes early and introduced a bunch of weapons into the cage. Everything here is big! Big clotheslines, big suplexes, big weapon shots, big everything! This is the lady equivalent of Jeff Cobb vs Tomohiro Ishii from the G1 Climax with two big people just crazily tossing each other around and beating the hell out of each other. Ripley delivers a super Riptide through a table to win the crazy brawl. It took them a while, but they finally reasserted Rhea as the badass that made her popular in the first place.

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Finn Balor vs Damian Priest - Takeover In Your House

So Priest attacked Finn Balor to get a shot at a match with him so he can move up in the world. Simple professional wrestling. Balor returns the favor by dropkicking Priest basically as soon as he gets into the ring. Priest has a starmaking performance as he controls Balor. His offense is high impact and well-paced and he stays aggressive. He also does a great job selling for Balor when he makes his comeback. Balor has been automatic for years, so he makes Priest look great as well as dishing out his own hard hitting offense. At one point, Priest Razor Edges Balor on the apron in a hard bump. Priest planned on ending it with a Razor’s Edge to Balor from the ring to the steel steps on the outside, but Balor slipped out and knocked Priest from the apron to the steps in a crazy bump. Coup De Grace to Priest’s back and then one to the stomach ends this great match. One of Balor’s best matches of the year and a great performance from Priest who would be elevated to North American champ a few months later.

Did you ever make that joker tier list, I always like seeing what people think of all the different ones. Though if they put Romero last I can no longer respect them.

LMAO I DID! I think I’ve made it kind of obvious in this blog but I... don’t... particularly... care... for... the joker.... unless he’s, y’know, fun to watch. Cause he’s a clown, and clowns are supposed to be entertaining. But since you politely brought it up, and and because I have a deep respect for mutual Romero-lovers, I guess this would be a good time to explain my rankings and just discuss my general thoughts on each clown:

General Thoughts:

For the most part, I don’t really care for the Joker. This is hardly an uncommon opinion here on tumblr, but I definitely fall on the side of the fandom that feels that he gets too much attention from DC. I get WHY they use him so often for films and comics, and I don’t have anything against *most* folks who consider them their favorite Batman villain, but at this point he’s used more for shock value and as a crutch instead of anything interesting. Like, instead of giving attention to the other Rogues, writers (at least for the comics) will try and make up some bullshit story that they can shoehorn the Joker into, ‘cause it sells. It’s tiring, and I feel like the character has lost his meaning; I can only read so many stories about the Joker, I don’t fucking know, wearing a suit made from dead babies and Jason Todd’s flayed corpse before I get sick of it.

I’m at the point where I’ll like any Joker who’s just fun to watch. I genuinely respect those who prefer darker interpretations of the character, but that isn’t me; I vastly prefer the lighthearted takes on him, because... at this point... writers who use the “cleaner” version of him tend to be more creative, since they actually have to write a Joker story that doesn’t rely on gore/torture porn.

TIER ONE:

Joker Baby: Self explanatory. Joker Baby is thematic, thoughtful, and intense. Everytime I watch this video, I shiver with fear and pleasure; something primal in me awakens whenever Joker Baby runs his fingers through his spray-on dyed hair, and ends up smearing green paint on his forehead- it represents the inner turmoil, the chaos, that resides within the disturbed body that is Joker Baby. Nothing can ever hope to top the artistic and cultural impact Joker Baby has had on society.

TIER TWO:

Batman Ninja: I genuinely believe that Batman Ninja is one of the most fun, organic, and creative things to come out from the Batman side of DC comics in like... hmmm... a decade, maybe (I could talk for hours about how much I love this movie but that’s something for a future post). This Joker is easily, and unironically my favorite interpretation of the character, period. I love his energy, his design, everything. This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching a Joker on-screen, and for that I’ve gotta give the film credit where it is due.

Batman ‘66: I looooove Caesar Romero. Batman ‘66 in general is one of my favorite pieces of Batman media, and I absolutely adore this Joker. The show is pure, genuine fun, and it’s nice to turn my brain off and watch a show where the entire cast was allowed to goof around. This Joker is just a cute, goofy little clown-man who likes to commit crimes, go surfing, turn Gotham’s water reserve into gelatin, and have wild orgies with Penguin, Catwoman, and the Riddler. I massively appreciate the hustle. I love his little mustache and his facial expressions. I’d give him a chaste little kiss on the cheek if I could.

The Batman: EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BUT. I think TB!Joker is better than what people will give him credit for. I can only imagine how stressful it must have been to be the first Batman cartoon to follow BTAS and the writers for this show knew they were gonna be fucked no matter what they did with the Joker, so they just decided to try something completely different with him. Personally, I appreciate the new direction- he has a fun, unhinged energy. I’ve placed him higher than BTAS/BTNA!Joker simply because The Batman was the show that got me into the Rogues in the first place, and I’m just a bit closer to this Joker because of it. Also his vampire form was cool as FUCK in Batman Vs. Dracula and the scene where he gets drenched in blood at a blood bank is fucking awesome.

Batman the Animated Series/The New Adventures: Everyone loves BTAS’s Joker, and I’m no exception. Mark Hamill is fucking great, and the writers clearly knew the character well enough to create a version of him that can be fun and threatening. As an aside, I unironically like his redesign in BTNA- I remember Hamill mentioning somewhere that he thought it was neat that this Joker looked more like a shark (I’ll see if I can find a source on that... I think he said it in an interview with Kevin Smith?) and I kinda agree with him. the redesigns in the final season are hit or miss, but I didn’t get why so many people bitched about the Joker’s new look.

Batman Unlimited: Hear me out... Hear me out... Clown... funny... and cute... He wears a little crown and gives Solomon Grundy a little smooch on the cheek and it is as delightful as it sounds. Yes the Batman Unlimited films literally only exist to sell toys but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy them on some ironic level.

TIER THREE:

Lego Batman: He’s a gay icon. He has the range. Enough said.

White Knight: This is just a genuinely good, original take on the character, and the art in White Knight is absolutely gorgeous. 

Arkham: My friends and I joke that this Joker is basically a more unhinged version of BTAS! Joker and... yeah. I’m glad Hamill and Paul Dini got to fuck around with the character more, but I never really dwelled on the Joker parts of the games like I might have for other characters. I definitely liked him the most in Arkham Asylum, as he was more fun to watch. Arkham City was fiiiiine, but I think I replayed the game so much that I kinda got fatigued with everything about it. Genuinely hated his part in Origins, and I was pissed that he stole the attention from Black Mask and Bane (who’s the best fucking part of Origins IMO). I’ll admit that I... Haven’t... played... Knight yet (I have it on PC but my laptop is too wimpy to run it) but like... He’s dead at that point, so I’d assume he isn’t the main point of that game anyway. I love Mark Hamill and the fact I can personally beat the shit out of this Joker, so he’s ranked up pretty high for those reasons.

TIER FOUR:

Batman ‘89: TBH this Joker should be a rank higher, but I’m too lazy to hop onto PicsArt to change it. NIcholson was an excellent choice, and I apprecaite how this Joker makes use of the playful and unhinged aspects of the character. Also, his outfits are cute, and I love the museum scene.

Brave and the Bold: Technically this Joker SHOULD be ranked higher since he’s literally based on the more lighthearted comics in the 60′s but... ehhh... I haven’t really watched BATB so I don’t have any strong opinions on the show and how it handles the character. he’s ranked this high through beause I appreciate what they were going for.

Golden Age: The quality of comics are always subjective, based on the creative team behind them. Some I’ll like more, others less so, It’s kind of hard to rank the pre-52 comic version of the Joker because of this.

TIER FIVE:

Killing Joke: Read it, didn’t care for it. I acknowledge how massive the impact this comic had on... everything, but just because I recognize how important this graphic novel is, doesn’t mean I have to like it.

The Dark Knight: Ledger did an excellent job with the role, but uhh... I’m kind of sick of the alt-right chuds who are out there sucking this Joker’s dick. The fanbase definitely ruined the character for me.

TIER SIX:

99′: Eh

Endgame: No

Suicide Squad: NO

Death of the Family: Hate him. Despise him. Lame stupid dumb little edgy bitch.

Gotham (Jeremiah): I don’t particulary care for Gotham in general, but the only reason I ranked this Joker over Jerome is beause I thought it was kinda funny to see that they made him a little rat-man, and I liked watching all the fujoshi on here cry and complain that they can’t ship this version of the joker with the pre-pubescent Bruce Wayne in the show bc he’s too ugly.

Gotham (Jerome): stop shippping this freak (who is fucking eighteen years old) with a literal twelve year old child. what the FUCK is wrong with yall.

UNRANKED:

The Joker (2019): I don’t plan on watching this film, nor will I ever. I know this is ironic, coming from someone who runs a Rogue blog, but stuff that focuses primarily on a character’s deteriorating mental health makes me reaaaaallllllyyyyy anxious (it’s kind of a phobia) and considering that I don’t particularly the Joker, I have no reason to watch something I know will only give my dumb ADHD-ass intrusive throughts.

༄ are you mad? | 너 화났어?

Jungkook x Reader

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╰Due to his PC being broken, Jungkook finds himself visiting the internet cafe daily for hours to play Overwatch. He's an outstanding player, by far better than many of his teammates and he carries his games, but there's one player he always encounters over and over again.

a/n: yooo! I've been itching to write this short thing for a while already! It's nothing special or anything, but I really enjoyed it! It was a nice change from my usual stuff! 🤧👌🏼

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Jesus fucking christ.

„Fuck!“ he curses under his breath.

This is the seventh time he got sniped down out of the blue and everytime he peeks at the kill-feed, he's burning with rage.

It's the same name. All over again, he's getting killed by the same goddamn player. This has been going on since the day his PC broke.

How it broke in the first place? Well, in his opinion it was because of said player. Even while he was playing at home, he already got hunted down by that one person behind the screen somewhere in the world, making him question all the talent he actually has. At some point he got so angry that he lost his control and kept kicking his computer, loaded with rage.

This is now two weeks ago, and he can't get over the fact that this guy is better than him. Usually he would look up to these better than him, but with this goddamn little shit he just can't get any clear thoughts.

He's so fixated on finding the enemies' Widowmaker that he got too careless and- shoot.

„What the FUCK,“ he yells into his headset, having the majority of the internet cafe turning around and giving him looks.

This damn guy.

Venom. Once again, it was Venom that shot him down.

‚I'm so sick and tired of this dude. Jesus fucking christ.‘

Jungkook is far beyond reaching his limit. This has to be settled, once and for good. He's furiously typing something down in the game-chat.

[Seagull: yo venom, after this game, let's go 1vs1 and lets put an end to this. Its been weeks and you can't seem to fucking stop.]

[Venom: lol what you so triggered for. its just a game bro.]

‚It's just a game? Jesus christ. This... this dude really is something.‘

[Seagull: are you scared?]

[Venom: nope. just not serious about this game. but if you insist, lol sure.]

Jungkook is evily grinning to himself.

This will be the last time he'll get his ass whooped by Venom. That dude might be good with 5 other players on his team that distract Jungkook, but on a 1vs1 battle he definitely will have the upper hand.

„Kook are you sure you want to do that?“ Seokjin calls out to him through the voice chat.

„Yeah I am. I am so sick of getting my ass beaten by that kid, I have to.“

„Well, good luck, because the game's ending now.“

Jungkook doesn't fucking care. He just wants to settle this. He has to show off that he's better, he has to-

‚What the actual fuck?‘

Now he's really pissed. As soon as the game finishes and the ‚Play of the game‘ comes up, he has to fight the urge to throw away the keyboard.

The recap shows one of the many times Venom has shot him down, and it wasn't even a good one in Jungkooks opinion.

[Seagull: wow kinda sad that you got the POTG with that.]

[Venom: you butthurt or smth?]

„B-butthurt??“ he scoffs. „This little...“

„Well. See you, Kook. Good luck with Venom.“ Seokjin says and leaves the group.

He's waiting. He's waiting for Venom to invite him into a private game so he can restore his pride. He is butthurt, but that doesn't mean that he has to admit that to everyone.

[GROUP INVITATION FROM VENOM]

,Finally. Took him long enough.‘ is all he thinks as he clicks ,accept‘.

[Venom: widowmaker 1vs1?]

[Seagull: yes ofc]

[Venom: lol aight]

As both of them enter the game, Jungkooks fingers are itching to turn this around.

‚5...4...3...2...1...go!‘ the game counts down and both of them rush out of their bases to hide.

Jungkook is concentrating with all he has while he zooms into his scope as he tries to track down Venom.

„There you are,“ he whispers as he finds the hated enemy and slowly moves his cursor to steady his aim on Venoms head.

‚Gotcha!‘

Jungkook immediately takes the lead. He's feeling so content right now- they're roughly 20 seconds in and he already shot him down. Using the time until Venom respawns, he repositions himself and hides, scope fixated in the direction of the enemy's base.

‚Come out, come on, show yourself.‘

Just as he finished his thought, he gets shot, and Jungkook can‘t help but stare in disbelief. Where the fuck did he hide? Why didn't he see him? He hates to admit it, but that was a very good play.

[Seagull: yo wtf. that was actually sick,,,]

[Venom: thx broski]

[Seagull: nah we aint bros man. but still, that was dope as fuck.]

The game keeps going like this; both are pretty much equally good, and Jungkook hates that he realizes that. Well, at least he isn't worse. But what actually is worse, is that he starts enjoying playing with Venom. It has been ages that Jungkook met someone that could keep up with his skill.

It stands 29-29 right now, the game limit being 30 kills. This is now going to decide things.

[Venom: this is actually pretty fun. i mean, i have my cursor on your head for the past 2 minutes but i don't want to shoot, i'on want this to be over yet]

[Seagull: ikr, tbh i even feel bad for all the hate and the tons of reports i sent in because of you lmao]

[Venom: EXCUSE ME WHAT CNXND YOU REPORTED ME??? YOU ASSHAT I GOT EXP PENALTY BECAUSE OF YOU I—]

[Seagull: ,,,sOrry??? idk man you really pissed me off ajfksk i hated that you were better its not even that you were better its just that you were always so cOckY OOF i hated it but ur actually?? pretty fun??]

[Venom: lol i'm sorry but your reactions always were gold kfkdls]

[Seagull: yea i,,, i can see that LOL i got pretty worked up. I even crushed my computer in anger oops]

[Venom: you did wHat]

[Seagull: HFKDKDL LET ME BE]

Jungkook is smiling to himself. This guy isn't all too bad after all. Not even half as cocky as he thought. Maybe he'd even end up teaming up with him some time. That thought is immediately cancelled again, though.

Suddenly, his character falls, shot down by the person he just praised for not being as bad as he initially thought. Fuck that.

[Seagull: WHAT THE FUCK BRUH??]

[Venom: lol i thought i'm not your bro]

[Seagull: yEah NOT ANYMORE NOW,,,]

[Venom: are you mad?]

[Seagull: uhh y e s ?? I thought we didn't want to finish this fkdkls]

[Venom: IM SORRY BUT YOUR REACTIONS REALLY JUST ARE SO GOOD I CANT HELP IT-]

Jungkook sighs. He wants to be pissed, but he can't really. He knows it was just meant as a joke, but still, that means the game is over now, and he's kind of feeling sad.

[Seagull: yo... you maybe wanna stay in the group and keep talking a bit? y'know, just being on the title screen and ,,, t a l k]

[Venom: u mean voice chat?]

[Seagull: yea i mean if you want to,,,]

[Venom: uhh sure why not]

Jungkook enables the voice chat and waits for Venom to do the same.

As soon as he gets the notification that his new mate joined the voice chat, there's some sort of awkward silence; it seems like neither of them wants to go first, but then they happen to start talking at the same time.

„Uhh hello?“

„Uhm, hi?“

Silence. Jungkooks eyes widen an unreal amount and his mouth slightly falls open.

There are two things that he would like to point out. First, the voice belongs to a girl, which he didn't expect at all. But the second thing is, that the voice came from nowhere else than the booth right next to him.

He jumps out of his chair and watches as you do the exact same- and there you both are, looking at each other like two idiots.

„You- you're Venom??“

„You are Seagull? Dude we've been both coming here everyday sitting in the same damn places??“

„As if I didn't figure that yet. What the- so you are the person that keeps hunting me down?“ he says as if he's just figured out all the mysteries of the world.

„What do you mean ‚hunting you down‘? YOU are hunting me down!“

The both of you stare at each other, pouts on your faces before you burst into laughter.

What the actual fuck is happening right now? An hour ago he wished to rip the gamer that goes by the name Venom into pieces, and now he's standing infront of you and your smile and the melody of your laughter is sending his stomach tingling. Is this what people call ‚love at the first sight‘? Because if so, that's definitely what's happening right now. A girl? Not to mention a very beautiful one? Playing his favorite game almost better than he himself does? And on top of that she's funny and seems nice so far? He'd be damned if he'd let this opportunity slide. He could be living the dream of many, many men and he's not one to pass a chance he'd like to take.

„You know, what do you think about us just logging out for now and grab a coffee together? Getting to know each other and continuing our talk offline?“ he smirks, eyes big and full of hope.

„Hmm, I guess that does sound fair, I mean, I owe you one for all the teasing and for your broken computer, huh?“

„You totally do,“ he says as a wide smile starts spreading across his lips.

5 years later

Coming back and reading the few posts I had was a bit of a shocker, for many reasons. But im in a position where I really need to express myself again because I dont really have anyone else or any other way. So let the shitshow begin! I dont really know where to begin. I feel like ive grown a lot in some aspects, stayed the same in so many others. Ive definitely stayed the same when it comes to complaining unfortunately... Im well aware i do it, but its like word votmit. I dont string together what im trying to convey in the right way most of the time. Sometimes I swear people have this expectation of me that they put the words in my mouth before i can even finish a sentence. Like please, just let me finish.   Anyway. Point blank, ive been an Alcoholic for about 5-7 years now. I dont really remember when it trulyyyy kicked in that i had such a dependency. But its only within the past year that if i dont get my fix, I go into a withdrawal state of shakes, tremors and sweats. i went to hospital about a year ago, so I didnt have a drink for around 12 hours. I was barely able to move. I was shaking so badly I could barely move my muscles or complete basic motor functions. Some mornings after only a few hours without alcohol i can barely type on my keyboard or use my mouse correctly.  But with all of this, im still proud at other ways ive progressed. Ive quit marijuana. Ive mostly quit smoking. Ive only had green once in the past 2 years. I didnt have a single cigarette for almost 8 months up until recently and i only buy a pack once in a while. Along with that, I feel like my attitude and the way i address certain things has drastically changed also. Im not nearly as aggressive, paranoid or annoying as I used to be. But its never enough... Essentially im here to cry about how alcoholism has somewhat impacted my relationship, but how it also isnt the main reason its over. Its hard to explain right now heh. All i truely want to do is blame him and my perspectives of why he has started to act like this. Nothing is good enough lately. I can shower him with love, affection, appreiciation and all the space he needs but its not enough. I really dont feel my alcoholism can be the complete blame of our relationship - but definitely some things are to do with it.  1. He knew what he was getting into.  And on that note, over 5 years ive done nothing but get better. Especially the past 2 years ive made huge changes whilst he has not. Alcoholism cant be compared to the mistakes he makes, but as a 29 year old he has never left his home, he doesnt pay rent or bills, he has a cushy life where his mother stole 1.2 million and is now in prison for it. But he thinks I would steal money from his account given the chance... 2. I paid for everything for the first 3 years He stayed in my homes non stop, i paid electricity for his pc or to run the aircon, i paid for and cooked 3 meals a day everyday for atleast a few days of every week. I cleaned up after him everytime. in 5 years he has cooked for me once, and by force. He has done dishes for me and bought me takeaway, dont get me wrong. but nothing compared to what ive spent. let alone the green and alcohol he would also consume. But granted he paid alot of fuel whilst i rarely topped him up.  3. Extreme patience with his privacy Theres a certain factor im not going to speak about in this. But ive always been quite upfront with him, never protected my phone or computer around him either. I understood a person needs their space and if he is not willing then thats ok - but only to a point. at 5 years we should be able to share phones. Once i wasnt allowed to hold it to use his flashlight during a power out. thats insane. I went to reddit over this and there were suggestions such as ‘are you clumsy?’ and well... no. he has swerved his car once when i went for his phone to search a location.  4. Games come first Its been a rocky 2 years. Ive asked him to spend more time with me regularly, threatened if he did not take 1 less night a week from raiding im done - and i left. But then his mothers case of theft came in and he was distraight, said he needed me. I couldnt help but give in, so gave him another chance for the sake of moral support. I also very recently came across a chat with some chick online. ‘I guess i havent found my gamer girl yet’ he said.  - i am younger, but have been gaming much longer than him and on different platforms - I am the one he had to compete with in WoW - I am the one who taught him many things and showed him all these things about the game - I take a couple years off of certain games because of my anger and suddenly i am no longer a gamer, let alone his girl. Made me sick to the stomach.  All ive done is change myself to look towards our future and this is all the shit I get. So heres to the men in my history that may read this - karma came the FUCK back around and truly i hope youre doing well.  I think im going to keep on posting again, I need some form of comfort. id like to ultimately turn this into a blog about alcoholism, sobriety and all the things that come with this. I need something to focus on for a bit haha. Best wishes all <3 

Hi can I get a match up? I'm a pansexual transguy who really loves to draw! Im 5 feet and I thrive on coffee and snacks for energy cause I don't get enough sleep. I really like animals, especially dogs, cats, and lizards!! I love watching cartoons and playing video games. I wear mostly cozzy clothing, like sweats and hoodies.

MCP I ship you with:Scott! You Seem like you'd both get along very well! He'd probably love to watch you draw and he definitely loves the fact that you love animals! Scott is a kid at heart so he'd be right by your side watching cartoons. You said you love cozy clothes?? He'd definitely wrap his jacket around you whenever he gets the chance! the height difference would be really cute as well,he'd lean down to kiss you and would most definitely carry you around on his shoulders. He's a BIG Cuddler,so take into account that the majority of your time together would be spent cuddling,he's very affectionate so look forward to forehead kisses and cheek kisses. lots of hugs as well!!PC i ship you with:Vicky! Shes very happy go lucky and would love watching your favorite shows with you! Your drawings? she would show them off to everyone she knows! "Look at this amazing art! you know who did it??? my boyfriend!" She would be ecstatic to see what you've drawn everytime you finish up a sketch! I have a feeling while playing video games she'd snuggle up against you,just happy to be around you. she also seems she'd be very affectionate, definitely okay with PDA,cute little cheek smooches constantly.whenever you feel down she'd make it her mission to supply you with your favorite snacks and keep you wrapped up in a blanket!(I hope this matchup is okay! this is the first one I've written out!^^)- Mod Cyd

If I Were My Father (A Eulogy)

My father was rather an ignorant person. He was not the type of father who would asked the name of my new special someone, or say goodnight to me before I went to sleep and put my room lights off. 

If I were my father, I would definitely do all that.

My father never show his emotions and affections. He didn't hug me when I broke down in front of him. Instead, he inhaled his cigarette deeply and looked away from me, then told me to not being such a crybaby on my problem.

If I were my father, I'd stop smoking, go hug and tell my kid that everything's gonna be fine - just like any normal father would do.

My father was always went hard on me when it comes to tasks and teaching me something. He would be mad as hell if I try to get away from my responsibilities. I remember how he always yell at me everytime I got my answer wrong when doing Math homework with him. And I remember how he forced me to do things I did not want - but have - to do. I would cry and cry, and he did not even care a bit.

If I were my father, I would never go too hard on my kid. I would never do that.

My father won't let me grow up. He seems like didn't want to make peace with the fact that I am growing up, that he won't let me get away from his watch. He often reminds me to not to go home too late, or that I have to eat, or to stay off from drugs and alcohols and brawls.

If I were my father, I'd know that my kid is growing up and will eventually learn by himself. 

My father was never an outlaw-kind of person. He won't throw his fists on another driver even if they scratch his ride in the driveway. He won't try to break a person's neck even if they insult or hurt his friends.

If I were my father, you knew I'd do all that.

My father never liked being photographed. He had a handsome figure, yet never want anyone else to shoot him.

If I were my father, I would filled the living room with only photographs of me already.

My father was neither a dreamer, nor a fighter. He dreamt of having professional football career, and he was almost there before he had an injury and made my late Grandma told him to leave football. And after that, he just let it passed and choose to made his Ma felt okay.

But if I were my father, I would gone rebel and chase my dream anyway.

My father didn't have many friends. He almost likely a lone-wolf rather than one-of-the-pack. As far as I know, he only had three to four friends. He was more close with Ma and his siblings.

If I were my father, well... I can't. Because friendships mean much to me.

My father never left the house. He won't come to family parties or even hanging out with me and Ma - like any other father would do. He'd rather be by himself at home.

If I were my father, I wouldn't miss any chance to go out with my family.

My father wasn't a rich-slash-generous guy. He won't buy me a brand-new iPhone just because I asked him. And he won't spend half of his monthly salary for a weekly family dinner in the mall, like any father would do.

But if I were my father, I will do those things.

My father never gave me the perfect birthday gift. He mostly just gave me some money. Not that I consider money as a bad gift - hell, it was perfect! But sometimes, I just want something that I want and can be keep. One time, he gave me 12 packs of cigarettes as a birthday gift.

If I were my father, I would buy whatever my kid wanted. And not giving much nicotines, of course.

My father won't let me win. He's not that type of father who would let his kid win on Winning Eleven just to see his kid happy. He didn't even care if his players - Juventus players - were about to break my heroes' legs and killed off my entire team - FC Barcelona. He would even laugh seeing those things.

If I were my father, I would yield to make my kid happy. And I will never, ever laugh when my kid's players got hurt by my team.

But my father did not hate his rival teams that much. He didn't shout to the innocent-TV when Paulo Dybala got tackled by Inter's Juan Jesus. And he didn't hit the wall when Juve got relegated to Serie B.

And if I were my father, I would hate Real Madrid and Espanyol to my boiling blood, even look for any rival's fan and put everything out on him.

My father was not a tech-savvy. He did not even understand how to delete chats on WhatsApp. Most annoyingly, he often clicked some malware sites by mistake on both PC and his smartphone, then just asked me to fix and explain to him what was just happened.

If I were my father, I won't jeopardize my high-tech devices by acting as if I was Elliot Alderson.

My father was a terrible cook and a worst in doing dishes. He always made this very oily scrambled egg, and told me that it was very delicious - sometimes he even impersonate Bondan Winarno's signature move when he tasted his own cookings. He never did the dishes 100% and left the plates dry with a little oil or stains on it.

If I were my father, I wouldn't be like that because it bugs me so much to have dirty plates and cups to serve. And oily scrambled eggs.

My father had his pride and dignity way too much. He won't asked me to take care of him when he was sick. He won't asked Ma to stay at home just because he did not feel well. He even let me and Ma went to Japan before he passed away - before we left him alone in his last days.

And if I were my father, I would swallow my pride and asks anyone in the family to take care of me - to stay and not leaving me all alone.

But I was not my father, and never will be. Because he's a better man than I am.

My father choose to be thought as a hard, ignorant person because he wanted to raise me the right way - not the way he wanted. He knew that I am that kind of son who needs to learn everything the hard way. 

He did not asked me what's the name of my new girlfriend, but he asked Ma right away because he's afraid that he crossed the line and makes me uncomfortable.

He might not say goodnight and turn my bedroom lights off, but he's the one who carried me to my bed when I fell asleep on the couch.

He did not look at me when I was crying, and instead, he said not to be such a crybaby on my problem, because simply he didn't want me to see his wet eyes. Because he wants me to stand strong by my own, and man-up against my own problem.

He was so hard on me when it comes to tasks and reponsibilities, because he knew and cared about my potentials. He had his faith in me so much, that he did not care about the pain I have to feel.

And he was always put me in his watch, not because he didn't want or accept the fact that I am growing up. But because he knew, how close I was with fire that could burns me out. 

Because he knew, I won't be able to find my path all alone.

My father choose to be thought as a coward rather than put his family and himself into troubles. He lay low almost on everything, because it is better for him to lost the cause, rather than losing his family or himself. And he always think through and far. Further than any man can think.

My father hated being photographed. Because somehow, he was always insecure about his physique. Because he often forgot how handsome and beautiful he was. And because I was too proud to say that he indeed, looked good.

My father gave up his dreams and pledged himself to his family, because he knew that family is what's the most important thing in life. He knew that, above friendship, there's family. Our own blood. And yet he respect my idea of friendships so much that he actually remember the names of my close friends. 

And that's what he also did to me and Ma, behind our backs - he put his family first. He might not come with us to family parties and any other occasions, but he stayed at home, fixing things that needed to be fixed, and made our home as comfortable as it could be. 

So that when me and Ma come home, we would come to home as it meant to be.

My father never bought me what I wanted. He bought me what I needed. And again, he always think through and far. Further than any man can think. He did not want me to be raised as a spoiled brat, Richie Rich kind of guy. He wanted me to save money to buy me the things that I wanted; because that way, I will put some value in both my own efforts and the output. He rather bought me a cheap Chinese-made smartphone and save the rest of his money for my college fees. And he rather to not have dinner outside so that he can save more money for emergencies, or even bought an asset for me in the future. 

And that goes the same in every birthday I had. I wanted many things before; new phones, PlayStation, a dog, etc. But he always gave me what I needed - his trust. Each year, the trust he gave to me increased. And you won't be able to realize that right away, because it is not being said; it is from what he gave me each year.The amount of money increases, as he told me that I have to spend it well and wisely. And the amount of cigarettes packs increases, as he knew, I can handle my addiction better than him.

My father valued football so much - as much as he valued his own life. So much that he understands something called respect; that a rival is not our enemy. "Sports should teach us sportsmanship, not otherwise," he always said to me. And he wants me to learn about it, from him.

That not always should our team taste the sweet winnings.

That if we want to win so bad, we have to give everything we've got.

That losing is not always bad; we can always learn from it.

That football can be cruel sometimes.

But can be so beautiful with sportsmanship and respect, most of times.

He might not letting me win on the game, but when I did win, he congratulates me. The 2015 UEFA Champions League Final in Berlin, between Juve and Barcelona, was one time that I finally learned that he, was bigger man that I am. He hugged me and smile, despite the team of his life, lost to my team that night.

My father might not understand modern technologies well enough, and he might be the king of the worst in doing chores. But he tried so hard, and did it anyway. He tried to keep up with technologies so that he and I can have something to talk about. He cooked that oily scrambled egg for me when I was sick; or that he always shared it with me and gave me most of it. And he did the dishes - albeit not perfect - to ease up my chores.

And my father used his pride and dignity way too much, to cover up his selflessness; to not make his family worried about him. He'd rather be alone in pain and despair rather than to share it with two most important person in his life.

So slick his plan was, that he acted as if he was feeling better and let me and Ma went abroad. Even his last spoken-words to me was, "Have some fun."

So, God, please get him a comfy chair, a half-cup of coffee, and some Kretek cigarettes. And play some Koes Plus or Pink Floyd for him.

Because, God, If I were my father, I deserves all of your Heaven.

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Thank you, Pops, for everything.

Maybe I can only feel the warmness of your touch for only 22 years of my life, but I know that your soul remains with me for the rest of time.

I am sorry, for everything. 

For not be the one who recites adzhan to you. 

For not being there. 

For being away too much. 

For hurting you.

For being me.

Rest easy now, old man.

I'm struggling, but I got this, and the love of your life's going to be safe around me. I know that you have faith in me. I shall not disappoint you.

Not anymore.

I love you so much, my dear hero.

Fino Alla Fine.

how bangable are the members of vox machina

(+ a few other PC’s/NPC’s)

bc i’m bored and stressed and talks machina won’t be on i’m taking a page out of @taye-x‘s book and this is all her fault blame her i swear (anyways this totally seems like The Best Idea so let’s goooo)

Vax’ildan oh dear Sarenrae this boy child,,,, you really would expect him to be fucking great at sex?? he’s got this rogue, thief, bad-boy thing going on that you’re pretty sure your parents wouldn’t approve of  and he constantly jokes about how kinky he is but let’s be real?? he’s super emotional and constantly monologuing and if y’all fucked he would probably wax shitty poetic about how the stars aligned for your very coupling and the world tilted on its axis when you came together?? probably ends up crying while y’all are together really good at fixing your hair afterwards though (not that it really got that messed up to be fair) 2/10

Vex’ahlia she will literally rock your world?? probably knows more sex positions than you, is definitely into That Kind Of Stuff, usually a dom but is willing to switch like you would never want anyone else ever again and the life affirming sex is gr8 tbh probably disappears the next day though (taking off points for the daddy issues that she refuses to talk about) 9/10

Keyleth just as bad as vax??? she is clumsy and awkward and doesn’t exactly know where to touch or what to do?? it would be endearing but like she’s just so unlucky and uncoordinated that she would probably end up breaking something of yours also the dirty talk is nonexistent and she will definitely end up talking about a tree that she went through one time and how it was the most amazing experience because she talked to the tree and he talked back (or will find a lava river to face plant into) 2/10

Pike is actually a monstah like you would never really expect it from the angelic look of her and her gentle touch when she heals you but ooooh buddy she learned Lots of Things™ while she was at sea and she would love to use them on you and that strength is useful for a hell of a Lot of Things™ and all I’m saying is that after everything is said and done she’s probably totally up for cuddles and amazing aftercare 10/10

Grog as much as i would love to hype up grog’s sexual prowess i’m pretty sure that he’s never seen a bath (like for real can we get a crit role stats tracking how many times he’s taken one) and his junk is Nasty he’s probably usually pretty good at the dirty (though that’s debatable bc the only time we’ve had confirmation of him doing the dirty is lady favors akak the real MVPs) but there’s probably still like Silas and Vorugal bits near there -5/10

Percy did you see the way that little self absorbed prick responded when vex showed up at the door naked?? he had probably had sex like once or twice previously bc he was too focused on revenge for his dead family he’s young and inexperienced and honestly a kind of a prick? totally prepped by asking his friends what to do and will probably be done so quickly (on the flip side though if he does eventually get enough practice he is a tinkerer that is really good with his hands so just stick with him he’ll get better in more ways than one eventually) if you’re lucky you might end up having interrupted bath sex and having to hold your breath underwater hiding from your twin brother who is also in the bath and is very naked 4/10

Scanlan what to say about shorthalt on one hand you’ve got the fact that he’s been through most of Tal’Dorei so like he’s gotta be at least somewhat good (nevermind the magic side of that) but he’s been through most of Tal’Dorei so it’s like russian roulette on whether you want whatever magic STD that he most likely has and whether you want to be That Person going into the temple of Sarenrae to get Greater Restoration for it (just make sure to ask him about his mom that was killed by goblins before though just in case) 7/10

Lyra will definitely call you Aldor the entire time 5/10

Kashaw would be hot and great if immediately afterwards you wouldn’t have his evil dark goddess wife coming for you?? 3/10

Zahra around the same as Vex honestly it would be wonderful and there would definitely be some tail stuff and it would probably be one of the best experiences ever in your life but it would probably end up being a casual thing for one time only 9/10

Shaun there are no words needed for this ∞/∞

Allura and Kima let’s be real they’re totally a package deal and also no other words are necessary ∞/∞

Cassandra a bit awkward and nervous but never to the extent of Keyleth not very experienced but super devoted to any task while she’s not that great in bed she makes up for it by being an amazing wonderful human being that deserves so much better than to have to pick up the pieces of Whitestone that is inevitably left behind everytime vox machina feels the need to dash through and listen alright she is struggling like what the nine hells do you want her to do with two aasimar children fucking bahamut percy you’re dead again what do you wANT FROM ME I AM TRYING SO HA- 6/10

How to stop screwing yourself over | Mel Robbins | TEDxSF

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How to stop screwing yourself over | Mel Robbins | TEDxSF

Translator: Judith Matz Reviewer: Tatjana Jevdjic larger welcome! Hiya, San Francisco! TEDx oh my God, blinding light! Hi, each person! How are you? (audience cheering) excellent?! Oh my gosh! K, so… My identify is Mel Robbins, and for the last seventeen years, i have performed nothing but help humans get the whole lot that they want. Within rationale! My husband’s right here. So, I’ve achieved it within the courtroom, within the boardroom, within the bed room, in people’s living room, something room you need to be in, if i’m there, i’ll support you get anything you need whatsoever necessary. For the last three years I host a syndicated radio show. 5 days every week, i go reside in forty cities and that i speak to guys and females across the united states who feel caught. Are you aware that a third of americans think disappointed with their lives proper now? That may be a hundred million people! That’s insane! And i’ve come face to face with it in this new exhibit that i’m doing, which is also insane, it can be known as "In-legal guidelines".I transfer in with households across the united states (Laughter) You guessed it! Who’re at battle with their in-legal guidelines. We transfer them into the identical apartment, I verbally assassinate every body, we open up Pandora’s box, and that i get men and women to stop arguing in regards to the donuts and who is hosting Thanksgiving dinner, and speak about the actual stuff. And that is what I want to talk to you about. I am right here for you.I will tell you the whole lot i know in lower than eighteen minutes about easy methods to get what you want. So i need you to take a millisecond correct now and feel about what you need. You! And i want you to be selfish. Screw Simon and the "We" thing. That is about me, correct now! (Laughter) (Applause) Sorry, Simon. What do you wish to have? And here is the deal. I do not need it to sound excellent to other individuals. Being healthy won’t get your ass on a treadmill. Losing your manboobs, so which you could connect to somebody, now that is motivation. (Laughter) So, I wish to know: What do you want? Do you need to drop pounds? Do you need to triple your sales? Do you need to start a nonprofit? Do you want to seek out love? What’s it? Get it, right right here.You realize what it’s, do not analyze it to loss of life, just pick something. That’s a part of the concern. You will not choose. So, we’ll be speakme about how you get what you need. And admittedly, getting what you need is discreet. But detect I did not say it used to be convenient. It is very simple. Correctly, in the event you believe about it, we are living in the most strong second in time. In order that factor that you’ve up here, some thing it is usually, you need to make use of healthful consuming to remedy your diabetes, you need to determine how to care for the elders and begin a brand new hospice center, you wish to have to maneuver to Africa and build a college…Wager what? That you would be able to walk right into a publication store proper now! And buy as a minimum ten books written by credentialed authorities on how the hell you do it. You might Google it. And also you would most of the time find as a minimum, I have no idea – a thousand blogs documenting the step, via step, by means of step transformation that a person else is already doing. You will find someone on-line and cyber-stalk them! (Laughter) which you could just walk of their footsteps just use the science of drafting.Comply with what everyone else has done, since somebody is already doing it! So why do not you may have what you need, in case you have all of the understanding that you just need, you may have the contacts that you just want, there are probably free tools online that permit you to begin a business, or become a member of a gaggle, or do anything the heck you want!? It all comes down to at least one phrase: F*#. Shut the entrance door, you recognize what i’m speaking about? The f-bomb. It can be all over! You hear it all the time! I honestly don’t realize what the enchantment is of the phrase. I imply, you do not sound wise whilst you say it. And it’s fairly no longer expressing the way you particularly suppose. It is sort of a low-cost shot to take. And of course you recognize i am speakme about the phrase "quality". "the way you doing?" "Oh, i’m best." Oh, rather? You’re? Dragging around these further forty pounds, you’re first-rate? Feeling like roommates together with your spouse, and you are first-rate? You haven’t had sex in four months, you’re excellent? Relatively?! I don’t feel so! But see, here is the take care of pronouncing that you are first-rate: it is definitely genius.Considering that if you’re fine, you don’t have to do something about it. But while you suppose about this phrase "nice", it just makes me so indignant. Here we are at a conference about being alive and you are going to explain the experience of being alive as "great"?! What a flimsy and feeble phrase! If you’re crappy, say you are crappy! If you are effective say you are potent! Inform the truth! And this not most effective goes for the social construct: "Oh, i don’t want to burden you with the fact that I hate my existence", or: "hey, i am effective! But that would make you suppose terrible." The better trouble The bigger hassle with "great" is that you simply say it to yourself. That thing that you need, I guarantee you, you have got satisfied your self that you are excellent not having it.That is why you are not pushing your self. It is the areas in your life the place you’ve given up. Where you’ve stated, "Oh, i’m best. My mother’s never going to alter, so I just are not able to have that conversation." "i am great. We now have acquired to attend unless the kids graduate, before we get divorced, so we are going to simply sleep in separate bedrooms." "i’m quality. I lost my job, i will barely pay my costs, but something it is tough to get a job." probably the most reasons why this phrase also just annoys me so much is, scientists have calculated Oh yeah, i am coming down! (Laughter) Scientists have calculated the percentages of you being born. That’s right. They’ve crunched the numbers. I see you up there. They’ve crunched the numbers on you Yeah, you guys standing up, you wish to have to sit down for this. They’ve crunched the numbers on you being born.And so they took under consideration the entire wars, and the natural failures, and the dinosaurs, and the whole lot else. And do you realize that the odds, the chances of you, yeah, right right here, put your pc away, stand up for me, Doug! (Laughter) So the percentages of Doug here, turn round, say "hi" to every person the odds of Doug being born at the second in time he was born, to the mom and dad you were born to, with the DNA structure that you’ve, one in 4 hundred trillion! Isn’t that mighty? Doug: i’m so fortunate! Mel: yes! You are not fine, you are notable! You might have existence-altering suggestions for a motive, and it is not to torture your self.Thank you. Thanks, Doug. (Applause) Christine used to be proper when she stated all of you could be on stage. Given that all of you we’re all on this class. One in four hundred trillion. All day lengthy you will have recommendations that might change your existence, that might change the sector, that could change the way in which that you think, and what do you do with them? Nothing! (Grunts) optimistically I will not moon you. (Laughter) You did not pay for that. (Laughter) And i want you to only feel for a minute, when you consider that all of us have i really like to use the analogy "the internal snooze button" you have got these potent suggestions that bubble up.You will have been watching individuals all day and i warranty you, like ping pong balls bam-bam-bam and everytime you have an notion, what do you do? Hit the snooze! What is the first resolution you made this morning? I guess it used to be to return to bed. "Yeah, first resolution at present, i’m one in four hundred trillion, i go to go back to sleep." and i get it! Your bed is cozy! It can be cosy, it is warm! If you’re lucky, you have got received an individual that you love subsequent to you, or in my case, I’ve bought my husband and my two youngsters and possibly the canine. And the cause why i am mentioning this first choice that you just made in these days, and the internal snooze alarm, is given that in any area of your existence that you need to vary, any there is one reality that you just need to recognize. This one: you might be by no means going to suppose love it. Ever. Nobody’s coming, motivation is not going down, you’re under no circumstances going to suppose like it. Scientists name it activation vigor. That is what they name the force required to get you to alter from what you’re doing on autopilot to do some thing new.So do that experiment day after today. You think you’re so fancy, i know, you are attending TED. (Laughter) do this. The following day morning, set your alarm for thirty minutes prior. And then when it goes off, take those sheets, throw them off, and stand up and begin your day. No snooze, no lengthen, no, "i will just wait right here for 5 seconds due to the fact that Mel’s not standing here" Do it. And the intent why i want you to do it’s on account that you are going to come face to face with the bodily, and i imply bodily drive that’s required to alter your behavior. Do you consider that anyone who needs to reduce weight ever looks like occurring a weight loss program? Of course now not! You suppose they ever think like consuming boiled hen and peas alternatively of a croissant? I don’t suppose so! The activation power required to get your ass away from your computer and out the front door, to move on the walk, you said that you simply have been going to head on, is the designated identical quantity of drive that it takes you to push your self out of a heat mattress and right into a cold room.What’s fascinating about being an adult is that when you emerge as eighteen, no person tells you that it is now going to be your job to mother or father yourself. And by "parent your self", I mean it’s your job to make your self do the crap you don’t want to do, so that you would be able to be everything that you are speculated to be. And you are so damn busy ready to suppose adore it. And you are certainly not going to! My son certainly not feels like getting off his DS. That’s my job! Get off the damn DS! Kendall, easy up the Barbies! If you are going to have a nude get together in my bathroom, at least smooth it up! (Laughter) God, bite along with your mouth closed! We’re no longer a barn, for crying out loud! Okay, dinner is coming, get out of the pantry.As mothers and fathers, and you were a kid, your mother and father make you do the matters you do not feel like doing. Considering you is not going to. Ever. Not now, not then, no longer ever! And even while you get good at something, you’ll determine whatever else you do not need to do. After which you’ll plateau out, get bored, "I hate this job. Blah blah boring." but will you look for a new one? No! You can simply bitch about that one.It can be very, very simple to get what you need. But it surely’s no longer effortless. You ought to force your self. And i imply drive. And the reason why i take advantage of the phrase "drive" when Roz was once up right here and speaking concerning the emotion monitoring, and he or she had the image of two aspects of the brain I appear at the mind the specific equal means. Most effective I describe one aspect of your brain as autopilot and the opposite aspect as emergency brake. That’s the only two speeds you get: autopilot, emergency brake. And bet which one your mind likes better: autopilot. You may have had the expertise where you have got driven to work and you get there and you are like, "Oh my God, i don’t recall ever driving here." (Laughter) you weren’t inebriated! That was once your mind on autopilot. It was functioning simply at this degree. And the concern along with your intellect is that anytime you do anything that’s exceptional from your usual pursuits, wager what your brain does emergency brake! And it has that reaction for everything. The whole lot! You walk into the kitchen and see everyone’s left their breakfast dishes for you.And also you think for the hundredth time, "i’ll kill them. In fact i am gonna depart it here and i’ll make them do it." but that’s no longer your normal routine, is it? So your intellect goes: emergency brake! And also you go correct into autopilot. "i’m going to just load it, and be pissed, after which no longer have sex. That is what i will do." (Laughter) (Applause) So, when I say "force", some thing that is a smash from your hobbies is going to require drive. And in case you think about your existence, it is style of funny seeing that we’re kids and then we become adults, and we spend a lot time looking to push our existence into some kind of stable activities, after which we grow bored of it! You get up even as day-to-day, you’ve gotten generally the equal breakfast, you drive to work the equal way, exhibit up at work, appear busy, preclude making calls, update facebook, you attend a assembly and doodle the entire time, return and update facebook, make plans for the night, you look busy some extra, then force house the equal manner, you eat mostly the same dinner or a sort of it, you watch the identical variety of media, and then you go to bed, and do the same factor everywhere once more! No surprise you’re bored out of your intellect! It’s the hobbies that is killing you.I’ve this idea about why persons get caught in life. So, most of you have got almost always taken your general Psych one hundred and one class, and you will have bumped into Abraham Maslow’s "Hierarchy of needs"? Well, your body is kinda cool. Seeing that you might have these normal wants. And your physique is wired to send you signals. If you need meals, what do you consider? If you need water, what do you believe? If you need intercourse, what do you think? (Laughter) thanks.I feel when you believe stuck or upset to your life, it is a signal. And it is no longer a sign that your existence is damaged. It is a signal that considered one of your most basic wants are not being met. Your want for exploration. Everything about your existence, about your body, grows! Your cells regenerate, your hair, your nails, everything grows for your complete lifestyles. And your soul desires exploration and progress. And the one means you’ll be able to get it’s by forcing yourself to be uncomfortable. Forcing your self to get outside, out of your head. Thank you. If you’re in your head, you are in the back of enemy lines. That’s not God speakme, okay? It is now not! Actually, if I put a speaker on it and we broadcast what you say to yourself, we’d institutionalize you. (Laughter) you would not hang out with people that speak to you the way you talk to your self.So get out of your head! Your feelings! Your feelings are screwing you! I don’t care the way you believe! I care about what you need! And when you listen to the way you suppose, with regards to what you want you are going to not get it. For the reason that you will by no means think find it irresistible. And you ought to get outside your remedy zone. It is not about taking dangers, it is about getting outside your alleviation zone. These first three seconds whilst you push your self out of bed, they blow. But as soon as you are up, it can be high-quality. Those first three seconds when you’re sitting right here in a stadium like this and an individual says, "stand up and are available dance," and also you think, "Oh, I will have to try this," and then you are like, "Uhmm." that experience that you just had while you had the impulse to do it and then you definately failed to do the activation vigour required to drive your self, your emergency brake bought pulled "i’m sitting correct right here. I’m now not going up with these loopy humans, i do not like to bounce…" What occurred for me is I came up, and i bumped into Rachel, and then we started speaking, and next thing you understand, she’s tweeting.And we’re acquaintances. And increase! Get external. That is where the magic is. That is where the one in 4 hundred trillion exists. So the whole thing I do oh, ok, that is the final section. Sorry. So one more thing that you can use, I call it the five-2nd-rule. Your intellect can approach a facial features in 33 milliseconds. It might probably move lovely rattling fast. The opposite thing that it does very rapidly is if in case you have one of those little impulses which are pulling you, should you do not marry it with an action inside five seconds, you pull the emergency brake and kill the concept. Kill it! You probably have the impulse to rise up and come dance at the same time the band is playing, in the event you do not rise up in 5 seconds, you are going to pull the emergency brake. When you’ve got an impulse about, you have been prompted by means of anyone’s speech at present, and you don’t do anything within 5 seconds write a observe, ship your self a textual content anything bodily to marry it with the thought, you’re going to pull the emergency brake and kill the inspiration.Your situation is not suggestions. Your concern is you don’t act on them. You kill them. It is now not my fault. It is not any individual’s fault. You are doing it to your self. Discontinue it! I’m depending on you. One in four hundred trillion. You got stuff to do! And it can be not going to happen to your head. So i want you to observe this at present. When we go off to social gathering, thank God it’s coming quickly, since I feel we all would use a cocktail, i want you to apply the five-second-rule. You see a person and also you suppose you could have an impulse, they look intriguing? Walk over there! You were stimulated by means of someone and you’ve got a request? Make it! That’s why you are here! Scan with it, and i believe you’ll be bowled over about what occurs. And an additional factor, i want you to know that the whole thing that I do, whether or not it can be the radio show, or the television show, or the book that I wrote, or the column, it can be for you. And if there is something that i will be able to do, if i will do whatever to make you do the things you don’t want to do, so that you can have what you want, i will do it.But you must stroll over, you ought to open your mouth, and you have got to make the request. You acquired it? Good. Go do it. (Applause) thanks! Thanks, yes! Get up! You’ve got the impulse, stand up! Thanks! .

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Translator: Judith Matz Reviewer: Tatjana Jevdjic larger welcome! Hiya, San Francisco! TEDx oh my God, blinding light! Hi, each person! How are you? (audience cheering) excellent?! Oh my gosh! K, so… My identify is Mel Robbins, and for the last seventeen years, i have performed nothing but help humans get the whole lot that they want. Within rationale! My husband’s right here. So, I’ve achieved it within the courtroom, within the boardroom, within the bed room, in people’s living room, something room you need to be in, if i’m there, i’ll support you get anything you need whatsoever necessary. For the last three years I host a syndicated radio show. 5 days every week, i go reside in forty cities and that i speak to guys and females across the united states who feel caught. Are you aware that a third of americans think disappointed with their lives proper now? That may be a hundred million people! That’s insane! And i’ve come face to face with it in this new exhibit that i’m doing, which is also insane, it can be known as "In-legal guidelines".I transfer in with households across the united states (Laughter) You guessed it! Who’re at battle with their in-legal guidelines. We transfer them into the identical apartment, I verbally assassinate every body, we open up Pandora’s box, and that i get men and women to stop arguing in regards to the donuts and who is hosting Thanksgiving dinner, and speak about the actual stuff. And that is what I want to talk to you about. I am right here for you.I will tell you the whole lot i know in lower than eighteen minutes about easy methods to get what you want. So i need you to take a millisecond correct now and feel about what you need. You! And i want you to be selfish. Screw Simon and the "We" thing. That is about me, correct now! (Laughter) (Applause) Sorry, Simon. What do you wish to have? And here is the deal. I do not need it to sound excellent to other individuals. Being healthy won’t get your ass on a treadmill. Losing your manboobs, so which you could connect to somebody, now that is motivation. (Laughter) So, I wish to know: What do you want? Do you need to drop pounds? Do you need to triple your sales? Do you need to start a nonprofit? Do you want to seek out love? What’s it? Get it, right right here.You realize what it’s, do not analyze it to loss of life, just pick something. That’s a part of the concern. You will not choose. So, we’ll be speakme about how you get what you need. And admittedly, getting what you need is discreet. But detect I did not say it used to be convenient. It is very simple. Correctly, in the event you believe about it, we are living in the most strong second in time. In order that factor that you’ve up here, some thing it is usually, you need to make use of healthful consuming to remedy your diabetes, you need to determine how to care for the elders and begin a brand new hospice center, you wish to have to maneuver to Africa and build a college…Wager what? That you would be able to walk right into a publication store proper now! And buy as a minimum ten books written by credentialed authorities on how the hell you do it. You might Google it. And also you would most of the time find as a minimum, I have no idea – a thousand blogs documenting the step, via step, by means of step transformation that a person else is already doing. You will find someone on-line and cyber-stalk them! (Laughter) which you could just walk of their footsteps just use the science of drafting.Comply with what everyone else has done, since somebody is already doing it! So why do not you may have what you need, in case you have all of the understanding that you just need, you may have the contacts that you just want, there are probably free tools online that permit you to begin a business, or become a member of a gaggle, or do anything the heck you want!? It all comes down to at least one phrase: F*#. Shut the entrance door, you recognize what i’m speaking about? The f-bomb. It can be all over! You hear it all the time! I honestly don’t realize what the enchantment is of the phrase. I imply, you do not sound wise whilst you say it. And it’s fairly no longer expressing the way you particularly suppose. It is sort of a low-cost shot to take. And of course you recognize i am speakme about the phrase "quality". "the way you doing?" "Oh, i’m best." Oh, rather? You’re? Dragging around these further forty pounds, you’re first-rate? Feeling like roommates together with your spouse, and you are first-rate? You haven’t had sex in four months, you’re excellent? Relatively?! I don’t feel so! But see, here is the take care of pronouncing that you are first-rate: it is definitely genius.Considering that if you’re fine, you don’t have to do something about it. But while you suppose about this phrase "nice", it just makes me so indignant. Here we are at a conference about being alive and you are going to explain the experience of being alive as "great"?! What a flimsy and feeble phrase! If you’re crappy, say you are crappy! If you are effective say you are potent! Inform the truth! And this not most effective goes for the social construct: "Oh, i don’t want to burden you with the fact that I hate my existence", or: "hey, i am effective! But that would make you suppose terrible." The better trouble The bigger hassle with "great" is that you simply say it to yourself. That thing that you need, I guarantee you, you have got satisfied your self that you are excellent not having it.That is why you are not pushing your self. It is the areas in your life the place you’ve given up. Where you’ve stated, "Oh, i’m best. My mother’s never going to alter, so I just are not able to have that conversation." "i am great. We now have acquired to attend unless the kids graduate, before we get divorced, so we are going to simply sleep in separate bedrooms." "i’m quality. I lost my job, i will barely pay my costs, but something it is tough to get a job." probably the most reasons why this phrase also just annoys me so much is, scientists have calculated Oh yeah, i am coming down! (Laughter) Scientists have calculated the percentages of you being born. That’s right. They’ve crunched the numbers. I see you up there. They’ve crunched the numbers on you Yeah, you guys standing up, you wish to have to sit down for this. They’ve crunched the numbers on you being born.And so they took under consideration the entire wars, and the natural failures, and the dinosaurs, and the whole lot else. And do you realize that the odds, the chances of you, yeah, right right here, put your pc away, stand up for me, Doug! (Laughter) So the percentages of Doug here, turn round, say "hi" to every person the odds of Doug being born at the second in time he was born, to the mom and dad you were born to, with the DNA structure that you’ve, one in 4 hundred trillion! Isn’t that mighty? Doug: i’m so fortunate! Mel: yes! You are not fine, you are notable! You might have existence-altering suggestions for a motive, and it is not to torture your self.Thank you. Thanks, Doug. (Applause) Christine used to be proper when she stated all of you could be on stage. Given that all of you we’re all on this class. One in four hundred trillion. All day lengthy you will have recommendations that might change your existence, that might change the sector, that could change the way in which that you think, and what do you do with them? Nothing! (Grunts) optimistically I will not moon you. (Laughter) You did not pay for that. (Laughter) And i want you to only feel for a minute, when you consider that all of us have i really like to use the analogy "the internal snooze button" you have got these potent suggestions that bubble up.You will have been watching individuals all day and i warranty you, like ping pong balls bam-bam-bam and everytime you have an notion, what do you do? Hit the snooze! What is the first resolution you made this morning? I guess it used to be to return to bed. "Yeah, first resolution at present, i’m one in four hundred trillion, i go to go back to sleep." and i get it! Your bed is cozy! It can be cosy, it is warm! If you’re lucky, you have got received an individual that you love subsequent to you, or in my case, I’ve bought my husband and my two youngsters and possibly the canine. And the cause why i am mentioning this first choice that you just made in these days, and the internal snooze alarm, is given that in any area of your existence that you need to vary, any there is one reality that you just need to recognize. This one: you might be by no means going to suppose love it. Ever. Nobody’s coming, motivation is not going down, you’re under no circumstances going to suppose like it. Scientists name it activation vigor. That is what they name the force required to get you to alter from what you’re doing on autopilot to do some thing new.So do that experiment day after today. You think you’re so fancy, i know, you are attending TED. (Laughter) do this. The following day morning, set your alarm for thirty minutes prior. And then when it goes off, take those sheets, throw them off, and stand up and begin your day. No snooze, no lengthen, no, "i will just wait right here for 5 seconds due to the fact that Mel’s not standing here" Do it. And the intent why i want you to do it’s on account that you are going to come face to face with the bodily, and i imply bodily drive that’s required to alter your behavior. Do you consider that anyone who needs to reduce weight ever looks like occurring a weight loss program? Of course now not! You suppose they ever think like consuming boiled hen and peas alternatively of a croissant? I don’t suppose so! The activation power required to get your ass away from your computer and out the front door, to move on the walk, you said that you simply have been going to head on, is the designated identical quantity of drive that it takes you to push your self out of a heat mattress and right into a cold room.What’s fascinating about being an adult is that when you emerge as eighteen, no person tells you that it is now going to be your job to mother or father yourself. And by "parent your self", I mean it’s your job to make your self do the crap you don’t want to do, so that you would be able to be everything that you are speculated to be. And you are so damn busy ready to suppose adore it. And you are certainly not going to! My son certainly not feels like getting off his DS. That’s my job! Get off the damn DS! Kendall, easy up the Barbies! If you are going to have a nude get together in my bathroom, at least smooth it up! (Laughter) God, bite along with your mouth closed! We’re no longer a barn, for crying out loud! Okay, dinner is coming, get out of the pantry.As mothers and fathers, and you were a kid, your mother and father make you do the matters you do not feel like doing. Considering you is not going to. Ever. Not now, not then, no longer ever! And even while you get good at something, you’ll determine whatever else you do not need to do. After which you’ll plateau out, get bored, "I hate this job. Blah blah boring." but will you look for a new one? No! You can simply bitch about that one.It can be very, very simple to get what you need. But it surely’s no longer effortless. You ought to force your self. And i imply drive. And the reason why i take advantage of the phrase "drive" when Roz was once up right here and speaking concerning the emotion monitoring, and he or she had the image of two aspects of the brain I appear at the mind the specific equal means. Most effective I describe one aspect of your brain as autopilot and the opposite aspect as emergency brake. That’s the only two speeds you get: autopilot, emergency brake. And bet which one your mind likes better: autopilot. You may have had the expertise where you have got driven to work and you get there and you are like, "Oh my God, i don’t recall ever driving here." (Laughter) you weren’t inebriated! That was once your mind on autopilot. It was functioning simply at this degree. And the concern along with your intellect is that anytime you do anything that’s exceptional from your usual pursuits, wager what your brain does emergency brake! And it has that reaction for everything. The whole lot! You walk into the kitchen and see everyone’s left their breakfast dishes for you.And also you think for the hundredth time, "i’ll kill them. In fact i am gonna depart it here and i’ll make them do it." but that’s no longer your normal routine, is it? So your intellect goes: emergency brake! And also you go correct into autopilot. "i’m going to just load it, and be pissed, after which no longer have sex. That is what i will do." (Laughter) (Applause) So, when I say "force", some thing that is a smash from your hobbies is going to require drive. And in case you think about your existence, it is style of funny seeing that we’re kids and then we become adults, and we spend a lot time looking to push our existence into some kind of stable activities, after which we grow bored of it! You get up even as day-to-day, you’ve gotten generally the equal breakfast, you drive to work the equal way, exhibit up at work, appear busy, preclude making calls, update facebook, you attend a assembly and doodle the entire time, return and update facebook, make plans for the night, you look busy some extra, then force house the equal manner, you eat mostly the same dinner or a sort of it, you watch the identical variety of media, and then you go to bed, and do the same factor everywhere once more! No surprise you’re bored out of your intellect! It’s the hobbies that is killing you.I’ve this idea about why persons get caught in life. So, most of you have got almost always taken your general Psych one hundred and one class, and you will have bumped into Abraham Maslow’s "Hierarchy of needs"? Well, your body is kinda cool. Seeing that you might have these normal wants. And your physique is wired to send you signals. If you need meals, what do you consider? If you need water, what do you believe? If you need intercourse, what do you think? (Laughter) thanks.I feel when you believe stuck or upset to your life, it is a signal. And it is no longer a sign that your existence is damaged. It is a signal that considered one of your most basic wants are not being met. Your want for exploration. Everything about your existence, about your body, grows! Your cells regenerate, your hair, your nails, everything grows for your complete lifestyles. And your soul desires exploration and progress. And the one means you’ll be able to get it’s by forcing yourself to be uncomfortable. Forcing your self to get outside, out of your head. Thank you. If you’re in your head, you are in the back of enemy lines. That’s not God speakme, okay? It is now not! Actually, if I put a speaker on it and we broadcast what you say to yourself, we’d institutionalize you. (Laughter) you would not hang out with people that speak to you the way you talk to your self.So get out of your head! Your feelings! Your feelings are screwing you! I don’t care the way you believe! I care about what you need! And when you listen to the way you suppose, with regards to what you want you are going to not get it. For the reason that you will by no means think find it irresistible. And you ought to get outside your remedy zone. It is not about taking dangers, it is about getting outside your alleviation zone. These first three seconds whilst you push your self out of bed, they blow. But as soon as you are up, it can be high-quality. Those first three seconds when you’re sitting right here in a stadium like this and an individual says, "stand up and are available dance," and also you think, "Oh, I will have to try this," and then you are like, "Uhmm." that experience that you just had while you had the impulse to do it and then you definately failed to do the activation vigour required to drive your self, your emergency brake bought pulled "i’m sitting correct right here. I’m now not going up with these loopy humans, i do not like to bounce…" What occurred for me is I came up, and i bumped into Rachel, and then we started speaking, and next thing you understand, she’s tweeting.And we’re acquaintances. And increase! Get external. That is where the magic is. That is where the one in 4 hundred trillion exists. So the whole thing I do oh, ok, that is the final section. Sorry. So one more thing that you can use, I call it the five-2nd-rule. Your intellect can approach a facial features in 33 milliseconds. It might probably move lovely rattling fast. The opposite thing that it does very rapidly is if in case you have one of those little impulses which are pulling you, should you do not marry it with an action inside five seconds, you pull the emergency brake and kill the concept. Kill it! You probably have the impulse to rise up and come dance at the same time the band is playing, in the event you do not rise up in 5 seconds, you are going to pull the emergency brake. When you’ve got an impulse about, you have been prompted by means of anyone’s speech at present, and you don’t do anything within 5 seconds write a observe, ship your self a textual content anything bodily to marry it with the thought, you’re going to pull the emergency brake and kill the inspiration.Your situation is not suggestions. Your concern is you don’t act on them. You kill them. It is now not my fault. It is not any individual’s fault. You are doing it to your self. Discontinue it! I’m depending on you. One in four hundred trillion. You got stuff to do! And it can be not going to happen to your head. So i want you to observe this at present. When we go off to social gathering, thank God it’s coming quickly, since I feel we all would use a cocktail, i want you to apply the five-second-rule. You see a person and also you suppose you could have an impulse, they look intriguing? Walk over there! You were stimulated by means of someone and you’ve got a request? Make it! That’s why you are here! Scan with it, and i believe you’ll be bowled over about what occurs. And an additional factor, i want you to know that the whole thing that I do, whether or not it can be the radio show, or the television show, or the book that I wrote, or the column, it can be for you. And if there is something that i will be able to do, if i will do whatever to make you do the things you don’t want to do, so that you can have what you want, i will do it.But you must stroll over, you ought to open your mouth, and you have got to make the request. You acquired it? Good. Go do it. (Applause) thanks! Thanks, yes! Get up! You’ve got the impulse, stand up! Thanks! .

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I dropped my towel and tried on his shirt. I walked over to the mirror and wet again. My nipples were hard and I started to play with them. My other hand reached down to play with my wet clitoris. It hadn't been minutes when the door opened and I saw Rey in the reflection of the mirror. I froze, with my hand on my pussy and he just closed the door behind him. He walked toward me, pulled off his shirt, and pushed me against the wall. His lips met mine and I moaned as I felt his hands explore my body. I grasped his neck with my hands and lifted one leg around his hip. He karups pc lifted me up and I wrapped my legs around him. He pulled off my shirt and started sucking on my neck. I tried my best not to moan loudly as I felt him grind against my pussy. He kissed up my neck and whispered, "can I please fuck you?" It was so hot how he asked and I moaned back, "please." I heard him moan and we started kissing again. He brought me back to the bed and he quickly pulled off his pants. He got on top of me and I could feel his cock rubbing against my clit. I kept squirming and gasping for air. I stopped him for a second and told him I was a virgin. He smiled and whispered, "even better." I couldn't wait, so I just grabbed his cock and pushed the head into my vagina. I moaned as it wasn't easy. He pulled me to the edge of the bed and slowly pushed into me in the missionary position. It was slightly painful, but worth it. After about minutes, he was fully in me. While he slid in, he caressed my face and played with my clit to get me off. As soon as I got all of him in me, he gave a quick thrust and he was ballsdeep. I cried out and he put his hand over my mouth. He told me to be a "good quiet little girl" as he started thrusting more and more into me. I came within seconds, as the sensation of him thrusting and playing with my clit was too much. He moaned as he felt my vagina pulsate he gave me my first orgasm. He continued to thrust even harder and rode me through my orgasm into my second one. The sensation was too much for me and for him too. He whispered, "I'm gunna cum on your face." I told him no, and that I wanted him to cum inside of me. That put him over the edge and he came inside of me. Afterwards, he laid down next to me and held me. We cuddled for a few minutes, his hand on my face. He told me that his kids we downstairs watching Cars , which is why he wasn't too concerned about fucking me senseless. Afterwards, as he was dropping me off, he told me he had thought I was cute since I was . I confessed my crush on him and he smiled. He pulled up to my driveway and as I undid my seatbelt, he caught my face with his hand and kissed me. I kissed him back and before I knew it, I slid over and straddled him. The thrill of being outside my home was too much. I started grinding him and we continued to passionately kiss. I undid his belt and he unzipped my pants. We fucked right there in the car, with my parents inside expecting me. They more than likely heard us pull up. Rey finished inside of me again, and I zipped up my pants. I give him a quick peck on the cheek and hopped out of the car. This isn't the last time Rey and I hooked up, but it definitely was the most special since it was my first tim