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Bruce: You’ve been weirdly quiet today, what’s got you so intense and focused?
Selina: I’m planning out a heist.
Bruce: Forget I asked.
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Harley: I think I'm in love with Pamela. Thoughts?
Selina: And prayers, girl.
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Ivy: I trust Harley.
Selina: You think she knows what she’s doing?
Ivy: I wouldn't go that far.
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Selina: Something tells me Harley's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Harley, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Ivy isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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Pamela, chatting with Selina and Harley: -so then I-
Edward: pammy
Pamela, ignoring him: -I told him exactly where he could-
Edward: pammy
Pamela: Not now, Edward. I told him-
Edward: pammy
Selina and Harley, trying not to laugh:
Edward: pammy could you
Pamela: Edward, for- oh. *takes the jar of pickles from him, twists the cap off, and hands it back* anyway-
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Catwoman: I hate cooking….but i love strirring the pot!
Poison Ivy: its not entitlement if i deserve it.
Harley Quinn: i just got out of arkham.
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Ivy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Catwoman?
Catwoman: No.
Harley: I do!
Ivy: I know, Harley.
Harley: I’m sad.
Ivy: I know, Harley.
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Poison Ivy: *clasps her hand*
Ivy: *gestures at Selina* Catgirl
Ivy: *at Harley* Doggirl
Harley: Babe
Harley: Hyenas aren’t dogs
Ivy: what
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Edward: Favorite horror movie?
Selina: Birdbox.
Harley: It.
Ivy: Idk, Highschool Musical was pretty terrifying.
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My Top 21 Family Travel Tips for East Sicily
Sicilians show deep respect and admiration for little ones and restaurants, bars and hotels are eager to accommodate families and children, so there is no need to be shy about asking for special favours or services and you will find that they will probably even have a fuss made of them in the streets by the locals while you are out and about.
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Harley: I'll never talk!
Bruce, sharpening knife: I have ways of making people talk.
Harley:
Bruce: *cuts a piece of cake*
Harley: ...Can I have some?
Bruce: Cake is for talkers.
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 204
Harley: What's this meeting about? Did someone find my meatball sub?
Dinah: A, we would never have a meeting about that. B, you are holding it.
Harley: Oh. Meeting adjourned.
Selina: Isn't there a goddess out here willing to turn me into Medusa so men can't look at me without immediately suffering the consequences?
Ivy: Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists, be your own Medusa.
Harley: If you don't have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine.
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Harley: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Selina: *in the cell next to her* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Harley: I didn't drink that much last night.
Selina: You were flirting with Ivy.
Harley: So what? They're my partner.
Selina: You asked if they were single.
Selina: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Ivy: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Selina: Harley is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Ivy.
Harley: I feel like Ivy is the more responsible one of us two though.
Ivy: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Harley: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
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Harley: How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same woman before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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