Happy International Penguin Day, Oswald Cobblepot 😊❤
"Did you know that male emperor penguins keep their eggs warm by balancing them on their feet?"
Everyone who doesn't know him, check him out, he's a very entertaining villain 😊😁
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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It’s “Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster” this, and “Jeeves is a valet, not a butler” that…
How about we get more, “A ‘league’ is a measurement of distance, not depth?” 🤌🏼🦑
(If anyone cares: a fathom is a measurement of depth!)
Stay nauti, my friends.
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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog
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Have a cup of coffee
*casually tries to integrate myself into the ranger's apprentice fandom even though i just started book 7*
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GOTHAM'S INSPECTOR GADGET
Part two of Gothamites roasting Eddie on Twitter. Part one here.
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characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood
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Weston AU where Alois is explaining some vampire stories that scared him a bit and Ciel is like "isn't that basically your daily life in the Purple House though ? Waking up with Violet biting your wrist and some pale guy crawling on walls or something ?"
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i think ive cracked the code basically
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The Oscar Wilde influence is reeeeeaaaaally not subtle
And see him I did, towards one o'clock next day. I was watching for him from my window in Mount Street, when he drove up furiously in a hansom, and jumped out without a word to the man. I met him next minute at the lift gates, and he fairly pushed me back into my rooms.
"Five minutes, Bunny!" he cried. "Not a moment more."
And he tore off his coat before flinging himself into the nearest chair.
Raffles suffering from a case of The Dramatics
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Pachelbel's canon should burn and die a slow miserable death, actually
Sincerely,
A cellist
How
DARE
you!
Meet me at one o’clock, then, behind the Luxembourg!
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