#GIVE THE EELS THEIR BOMBS
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One of my favorite Plastic Man moments! cause plot twist those bombs were real, like super deadly real. O'Brian was so sure those were fake!
(⊙_⊙;)🤣😂
Just no hesitation in the slightest.
Now I'm curious how many of Two Fingers Dalton bombs were real and Plas didn’t know how to use them.
#Plastic man#plas doesn't not know the difference between real or fake bombs#patrick eel o'brian#Eel O'Brian#plastic man and the freedom frighters#convergence#silver ghost#never give explosives to plastic man#freedom fighters
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SURPRISE! Did you think the day would come when we would cover Love Live on this blog? I didn't!
Yohane the Parhelion: Blaze in the Deepblue is the Metroidvania-style game based on the fantasy spin-off of Love Live Sunshine, but you probably don't care about that! Statistically speaking, our target audience is Bogleech readers who are deeply revolted by anime girls!
So why bring up? Why bring it up? The answer is 🐠 FUNNY FISH! It's Funny Fish Friday!
Since this game is set in an underwater temple, the enemies this game are all based on sea creatures, and that's cool! Again, statistically speaking, you probably think sea creatures are cool. I really liked seeing the variety of enemies when playing through this game, so I thought it'd be fun if I could share them with an audience of people who otherwise wouldn't care! None of the enemies really have names, as far as I'm aware of. But I'll do my Rubesty...?
Our first guy we encounter in the game is the sort of guy who emerges from the ground like the Zombies from Castlevania, and wow! A good first impression I think. It is sort of a squid mantle, if the mantle was also a cloak for a spooky sort of wizard! The way it doesn't really have a 'face' in the hood and the eye is below really makes it seem like a weird mimic creature. Cool!
They also get a tough lategame variant which looks like a mix between a flapjack and a vampire squid. You don't often see flapjacks be designed as scary!
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Next is Barnacles! A whole clump of them, like a cake. They shoot Energy Balls at you. Is this what Barnacles can do if they combine their powers...? The top actually opens up, and it looks a lot like a sea urchin's mouth! So maybe it is some sort of naked urchin creature covered in barnacles? Game Theory!
There are also barnacles with Ice Powers. Like real life!
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Let's give it up for Garden Eel!!!!
What a fine Garden Eel it is! Complete with the sort of grumpy face, and with the addition of two little arms that make it look like it's praying or maybe a bit shy. But it is mean! It also spits energy balls at you, then hides in the hole so you can't hit it. How very sneaky!
SO sneaky, in fact, that these eels have mastered the art of ninjutsu! The ninja eel shows up for a split second in one single room, before smoke bombing away. You'd have to use a time freeze power to get him, but I never got around to doing that. I don't have any beef with a ninja eel! I respect him and his training!
Did someone say CTENOPHORE? I hope you did, or my hearing has really gotten worse. This thing is a grade A ctenophore, only with a ring of Scary Teeth! A little scary to think of a ctenophore who could Bite you, but nonetheless this deserves a :ctenopog:!
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Let's not forget Fish Vortex! Fish Vortex was the first guy to make me go 'wow, this game's enemies really are awesome!' So of course I had to put him at the top of the post! He is my selling point! I am selling all these enemies to you. For 4.99 a pop!
Anyway. This design is just so funny and cool at the same time. A swirling school of fish that leads into an endless dark abyss, and in the middle, a big eyeball. Also covered in fish. It shoots fish at you! Yay!
There is also a pink variant - it shoots fish that give you the Solitude status effect, which basically just makes Yohane too depressed to summon her friends. Meaning? They are Depression Fish! Maybe she just becomes so jealous of the unity and teamwork of these sardines. She's me like just for real! ^_^
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isopot :)
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This slug is an umbrella. That is ridiculous! Ridiculously EPIC! It does the opposite of shield you from rain, which is create rain, that kills you. But I would still want one as an umbrella.
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When I first saw this thing, I thought it was some strange round Echimoderm I had never heard of. But upon further inspection (I actually asked Mod Chikako shh), it is obviously like a Brittle Star, with each arm folded round to form a wheel! How creative and fun! It even has a bunch of eyes like a starfish!
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Last but not least- sushi! There are sushi guys and they are cute. They don't really do much and are typically found in their own rooms, so I'm not sure what the point of them is. But finding a funny walking sushi should be a reward in of itself, I guess! Look at their funny rice feet! Or the one with the roe eyes!
I happened to use fire magic on one of them and this happened. Oopsies...
Now I am sure you are saying, thank you for showing me all these funny enemies. But are there any cool bosses? Of course there are, me! What's a Metroidvania without cool bosses? So I shall show you my favorites without delay!
First is this freak (affectionate)! It is a sort of amalgamation of lots of different animals and I think it just looks plain cool! Two squid mantles combined into one, a bit of a sea angel shape, bug legs and of course a great big eyeball!
If it is not freaky enough for you, let it be known that the bug legs turn into big green skeleton hands, and it also keeps getting pinker, and it grows new eyes and then extra horns grow out of those eyes. If THAT is not freaky enough for you then I am sorry but I cannot do anything about that.
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Now, how about a sampling of this Freaken Thang? It honestly doesn't seem that sea-creature themed, but it uses seashells so I guess it counts!
What is really neat is that this boss has two different forms, upside down and rightside up! When it is upside down it looks a bit like a Magolor type creature. And of course, I really like the flame thing in the middle as well, that really feels like a Kirby enemy or something! Like a wisp made of plasma!
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Fans of Anomalocaris won't be disappointed by this one! It's a big Anomalocaris tank and boy is it cool! There's something for everyone here, whether you're an Anomalocaris purist or you've always wanted to see it turn into a sort of futuristic beast with a screen mouth that shoots lasers! It really is the future, zura...
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After covering all these wacky creatures, I'm going to have to end it off with the final boss! What could the big bad, the ultimate boss of all these sea monsters even be, I wonder? Well, it's...
...a coelecanth. Just a big coelacanth! It is big and blue! And really, does it need to be anything else? It is such an honor to make the biggest ultimate boss a coelacanth. It is even pretty cute!! Think he's smiling! 😊
Uh oh! Is it still cute? I guess so. My first thought seeing this was of course the world-renowned tongue eating isopod, so I really hope it was an intentional reference! It probably just wants to shake hands. Still, a pretty simplistic design for our final boss, right?
Buu buu! Its true form actually looks like this! Actually, it's kind of doing too much. Like let's tone it down a little?
So!! We beat the mega ultra coelacanth, and now we can find out what his motivation is! And it is... that he is the memories of the people of the past or something. And they all didn't want to be forgotten, so they turned into fish monsters! But we forgive them!
It doesn't really matter. All the girlies gather around and sing him a song. Look how happy he is! I forgot I was talking about a Love Live game until now, actually. All's well that ends well, the end, et cetera! Hit it, Yohane! [imagine this is like the end of a kids movie where all the Love Live girls are having a dance party and there is a shot of the big coelacanth in jail and he's tapping his mouth fingers along to the beat]
#funky friday#yohane the parhelion#genjitsu no yohane#yohane the parhelion: blaze in the deepblue#not mario#mod f boy#yes it was me! i was the weeb mod who played the love live game!#and now i must burden you all!#i wrote this all in one go hooray for ritalin#tw anime girls
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I’m the anon who requested the Yandere overblot Jamil. Other than him, I think Floyd has the most potential to be a yandere. The guy’s just unhinged. Maybe a bit too insane. So I thought what if he was too dangerous and insane that Floyd was locked away at a mental facility but managed to escape and kidnaps MC. Or maybe Floyd would be more unhinged as a yandere when he overblots. Either one is a great idea. Floyd would just destroy anyone who touches his Shrimpy
thank you for requesting again ^^ <3
this reminds me of @merakiui serial killer floyd (im one of her biggest fans) she wrote something about floyd in a prison on death row and mc/yuu is an journalist that interview him so that's what it reminds me of and i might be a little inspired by her work but i do want to try to have my original put on it too. so i hope that's okay.
~Crazy for you~
Patient!Floyd x caretaker!mc
Warnings: yandere, stalking, kidnapping,
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Floyd
yes. the boy is crazy. like off the hinges crazy, but he's actually really smart too. Sly, slimy, cold hearted eel. even when he got caught, he didn't even seem remorseful. But with his family that has connection everywhere, he was put into a mental facility for his "troubles."
you weren't anything special in that the facility, you just help with medication records, paper works, and if there was low staffs, you'll help give out the medication. but that rarely happened.
but this was a rare scenario, Floyd with his mood swings and violent behavioral issues made him a ticking time bomb for some people or like an eel waiting quietly in the cracks of the coral waiting for them to put their guard down.
it was a really busy day and a lot of the workers had to take care of other patients who has going through sever side affects with their medication. So this was going to be the first time you'll meet the famous Floyd Leech.
Since Floyd was so problematic, his has to be placed in a different room from the rest and when he takes medicate, you have to have a guard with you.
When you walked into the room, the room was a mess, even with the limited things that he had. Floyd was looking at you with his blanket over his head.
you had to lore him out like a kid... or better described, a monster..
it took a few minutes to get him out but when he did, a smile grew on his face. He gave you the nickname Shrimpy, because how small you are to him. He took his medicate and was really enjoying the "conversation" you two were having. more like he asked question and you just answered. i mean, they were simple questions, "what's your favorite color?", "your favorite food?" , "do you like the ocean?" , "if you can go anywhere you wanna go, where?"
after you finish, you were about to leave when Floyd sudden lunges at you. holding you against him.
"nooo... don't leave shrimpyy"
more guards has to come in and hold him down to get you out. you take a last look at him when you left. his eye were locked onto you...
The next few days, Floyd would act hostie with another workers, demanding that he wanted to see you. Its gotten so bad that the facility just gave you the role to take care of him until something changes in him.
you didn't know why or how you've won this eel man's heart but i guess you did. lucky you.
Your presents helped his mood so much that the facility thought that he was sane to leave. Frankly you think they just want to get rid of him, for good.
The day Floyd left, he didn't whine, he didn't scream or lunged at anyone. he was tamed as a house pet.
For his finally request, he asked to see his Shrimpy, when you approached, he gave you one tight hug and said something that sent a shiver down your spine.
He lets you go, sent a big smile and waved everyone good bye.
You vanish the next day, people thought that you tired of the crazy, like Floyd.
Or you could have been drugged in your home and dragged out to who knows where.
But when you do wake up you'll see the unsettling smiling face of an eel...
"welcome home shrimpy~"
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sorry for misspellings qwq
#twst headcanons#twst fanart#twst#yandere twst#twst x reader#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst floyd leech#twst floyd#twst floyd x reader#floyd leech x reader#yandere floyd leech#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere#yandere floyd x reader
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FRYE JUMPSCARE
She got in and won’t leave until you compliment her eels and give her 500$ usd and help her make a pipe bomb and hand deliver it to an unsuspecting fool
If you do not do so you will be tossed to the black eel pizza devouring lake, where no ducks will valiantly charge in to save you this time.
She was very polite for breaking into my home
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little splatoon 3 salmon run observations/tips? I have made in my time playing
(and also splatoon 2 I guess for applicable bosses)
- if you fully ink over a flipper-flopper’s ring, no salmonid attacks/passive abilities will be able to re-ink the area until the flopper either is killed or recovers from stun, this includes missiles, steelhead bombs, steel eel trails, and the ink trails lesser salmonids leave behind from moving around. meaning it creates a temporary small area where you can swim freely without having to worry about rogue ink trails slowing you down
- at least in my own experience, drizzlers will typically aim their weather-bomb for the player that’s closest to them when they begin to take aim, meaning that if you are right up against a drizzler when it begins to take aim, you can use this to your advantage to CHOOSE where it aims its bomb, which also means you can just make it shoot it off into the ocean or another unoccupied area of the map where it will do minimal harm to other players
- a stinger will (usually) aim for the furthest player away from itself, meaning if you’re on low tide and want to give your teammates a break from rogue stinger fire, head to the back and for high ground as a way to draw their fire to you in an area where it’s less crowded and easier to dodge (and off of your pals)
- steel eels, for obvious reasons, cannot follow you up fish stick posts. steelheads also have difficulty aiming their bombs at you if you’re on top of a post and will usually just stand there staring at you instead of trying to attack you (UNLESS they’re on equally or near-equally high ground to you). that’s it. that’s the tip.
Some additional weapon tips:
- e-liter can one-shot steelhead bombs, steel eels, slammin’ lids, scrappers (only from behind), and unmasked flipper-floppers. it can also INSTANTLY pop a griller into its stun animation with a direct hit
- dynamo roller is able to run over cohocks without them needing to take chip damage first, prioritize rolling over flicks if you find yourself cornered by lesser salmonids if you get this weapon
- most blasters are able to one-shot stingers by aiming at the middle of their stack, as the explosion will take out the pots both above and below where you aimed. inkjet shots can also take down a stinger in one hit due to the blast radius when the shot connects
- every kind of roller EXCEPT the carbon roller can one-shot chum by just rolling over them, if you have a roller during a glowfly round, just stand in one place with the roller DOWN (preferably in an area the salmonids running at you can be bottlenecked easily) and gently nudge forward to clear out the chum while waiting for goldies
- the tenta-brella chute does enough contact-damage to one-shot both smallfry AND chum. if you’re cornered with this weapon by lesser salmonids, keep the chute open as much as you can until you can get to safety (this, like rollers, can also be used to protect your team during glowfly rounds)
- a fully charged shot from the grizzco bow will do as much damage to cohozuna as a shot from the egg cannon does, so if you’re able to, save power eggs for taking out other bosses rather than using them on cohozuna if you’re given this weapon and just hit him with charged shots instead
- common knowledge I know but explosher is able to take out flyfish bins without the use of a bomb, in addition, the crab tank’s cannonball and a shot from the inkjet gun can also do the same thing in a pinch
#splatoon#salmon run#tagging I guess cause hey some of these tips were news to my own pals so maybe it'll help someone else too
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Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader drops by the base with a bucket full of eels to pour onto Soap as he sleeps
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who then blames it on Gaz and Soap 100% believing them
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who took off running when Gaz saw them and climbed onto Ghost and hissed like a raccoon and began to honk like a goose weirding everyone out
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who looked all 141 in the eyes before eating a cockroach alive
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who stole Price's hat and hid it in Soap's room getting him in trouble
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who gives Soap his first gray hair in the span of 30 minutes of being on base
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who was asked to come down and help with a bomb because they constantly work on creating new fireworks, bombs, explosive
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who is a pyromaniac that stares at every fire they see to the point Soap has a leash attached to their belt to drag them places
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who left Soap gagging, gasping, and crying for some peace
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader drops by the base with a bucket full of eels to pour onto Soap as he sleeps
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who then blames it on Gaz and Soap 100% believing them
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who took off running when Gaz saw them and climbed onto Ghost and hissed like a raccoon and began to honk like a goose weirding everyone out
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who looked all 141 in the eyes before eating a cockroach alive
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who stole Price's hat and hid it in Soap's room getting him in trouble
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who gives Soap his first gray hair in the span of 30 minutes of being on base
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader Who was asked to come down and help with a bomb because they constantly work on creating new fireworks, bombs, explosive
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who is a pyromaniac that stares at every fire they see to the point Soap has a leash attached to their belt to drag them places
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who left Soap gagging, gasping, and crying for some peace and side-eyeing Soap to do anything
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who is definitely on the Autism ADHD spectrum
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who fell asleep actually saying mimimimi as a sore
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who makes all of 141 drink and cry after they left
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who is now band from all base activity unless it's world-ending events
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader whom Soap loves dearly but is too... chaotic for even him
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who is Soap's only family who is still around
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who sends Soap weird ass shit with no context
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who knows all the base drama and has weekly gossip Facetime as they cook and Soap has some off time
Soap's eccentric Cousin! reader who sends Soap actual homemade soap they found in food shape because one time Soap accidentally ate Soap when he was sleep deprived on leave
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Roasting villain characters
I grew up with siblings ok. I’m ok at this
Count Olaf: crusty musty dusty old man. Go clean your house yourself since you’re too broke to hire a maid
Esmé Squalor: I don’t give a single fuck about what’s “in” bro go talk to the wall it’s clearly more interested. Also that hat you’re wearing right now makes your head look deformed lmao
Carmelita Spats (she counts right): lmao psycho
Neal the Eel: bro whaddup with dem TEETH💀
Mime Bomb: do you even have a life
Professor Maelstrom: are you dead lmao
Countess Cleo: your outfit reminds me of Sam Smith’s red carpet look lolll😭
Lucius Malfoy: the hair. are you trying to audition for Barbie
Voldy: “I split my soul” lol ok emo kid
Bellatrix Lestrange: there’s just. A lot to unpack here
President Snow: is ur last name White lmao
also who tf names their kid Snow
your parents must have been delusional
Hal Stewart/“Tighten”: simp lol
Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek forever after): y u so smol lmaooo
Prince Charming (Shrek the Third): get a life mama’s boy lol
Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2): racist
Lord Farquaad: stand up bro💀
Opal Koboi: spoiled brat do you even know how to pour water into a glass
Firelord Ozai: cut your hair dude💀you look like a freaking hippie
WAIT THE ACTUAL HIPPIE’S HAIR IS SHORTER WTF
Azula: lmao go hang with Carmelita where y’all belong, in the psych ward
Count Volpe (GDT’s Pinocchio): it’s time to stop using hair gel, wannabe Count Olaf
#roasted#villains#antagonist#asoue#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego#harry potter#the hunger games#megamind#shrek#shrek 2#shrek the third#shrek forever after#shrek doesn’t look like a word anymore#artemis fowl#atla#avatar the last airbender#gdt pinocchio#count olaf#esme squalor#esme gigi genevieve squalor#carmelita spats#neal the eel#mime bomb#professor maelstrom#countess cleo#lucius malfoy#voldemort#voldy
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Nightmares - 501st edition
"The—the mission, the one in our dreams… that never ends. The one in our dreams... Oh, brother." -Tup
(Coming from the interpretation of this quote that every clone has a recurring nightmare of his worst mission or battle.)
Rex: It changes often for Rex. There always seems to be something worse waiting around the corner. He already has the nightmare as a cadet. The longnecks putting him through endless check-ups and tests to see if he's worth the investment. Later he dreams about his merciless training. Then there's the first battle of Geonosis. More missions, one worse than the other. Zygerria gives him nightmares about being tortured and abused. After Umbara his nightmare stays the same gruesome battle aftermath of brothers he shot himself, until order 66 comes around. The mission in his dreams doesn't change after that, ever. Always the same ship, always the same words echoing through his head. Good soldiers follow orders. He can still hear them over the screams.
Jesse: He dreams about the Battle of Mimban. He lost two of his batchmates in just one day, both dying in his arm only few hours apart. The mission of his dreams changes after Umbara. It's usually him, often next to Fives but sometimes with another vod, standing at the execution site and staring at a row of blasters while Dogma screams "fire".
Dogma: His nightmare is a training mission, one of the special advanced missions that last for weeks that only the better troopers are assigned to. He's good. His friend is there, too. More reckless than clever. Dogma learns the hard way why rules and regulations are important to follow. He wishes he'd been more keen about it sooner to prevent a needless death. He's reminded of what carelessness can do every day in his sleep.
Echo: He's on Rishi Moon. He sees Droidbait and droids shooting, he hears Cutup's screams as the eel carries him away, he feels the ground vibrate as the base explodes with Hevy still inside. It's Fives' nightmare, too. This changes for them after Lola Sayu.
Hardcase: His first mission. It was a bloodbath, a complete fail with heavy casualties. He was fighting in the first row from beginning to end and saw everything.
Kix: He doesn't dream about a specific mission. The setting is always the same anyway. An improvised field infirmary in a stormy night. There's at least twice as many men as beds, everyone except him is severely wounded and he's alone to save their lives. The faces change. Unknown clones, people he's lost or saved, batchmates, friends, comrades, sometimes even his own general.
Tup: His first mission is his worst. Umbara. It's like jumpscares coming from everywhere. He's shooting, fighting, people around him die. Sometimes he sees his brothers' faces behind the Umbaran masks after shooting them. It's absolute chaos and everything's too dark or misty to see properly until it's too late.
Fives: The citadel. Each night he's back on Lola Sayu and fighting against battle droids with Echo by his side. His twin always dies, sooner or later. Fives doesn't know if he should love his nightmares because he can see Echo again or hate them for ripping him away time and again in the most brutal manner. He always has wakes up when the bomb goes off, soaked in sweat, without Echo.
#star wars#clone wars#clones#swtcw#star wars the clone wars#star wars headcanons#clone wars headcanon#clone wars headcanons#501st legion#clone wars 501st#captain rex#clone trooper jesse#arc trooper jesse#clone trooper dogma#clone trooper hardcase#clone medic kix#arc trooper echo#arc trooper fives#umbara arc#fuck pong krell#clone trooper tup#citadel arc#nightmares#headcanons#501st headcanons#domino squad#clone trooper hevy
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Your moots as weapons!! (knives, guns, blades anything) No to violence, just for fun ;)
ALRIGHT LET'S GO!!!
@itz-yerin — death note.
at first i was like only for shits and giggles. but death note actually fits yerin like you'd never guess its ability until you wield it. also can provide you such great power but with a catch.
@full-sunnies — nunchucks.
makes people hella humbled while feeling like someone replaced their spine with electrical eel.
@huen-ingkai — russian roulette gun.
you'll never guess when they will go off.
@gyuletters — a toddler level of blatant honesty and a pepper spray.
star the type to attack you with fact bombs and make you cry to your mom but also pepper spray for the spicy days.
@channoticedmeuwu — laxatives.
often overlooked but kai kinda gives me this vibe that she'd be an unconventional weapon that may look harmless but will fuck you up.
@st4rrykai — those barbed baseball bats with irons pins on it.
and she decorates them with cute stickers!!! so the last thing before you get fucked up you see hello kitty.
@mazeinthemoon — steel fans.
its like so elegant and they get the job done pretty efficiently, feel like it would fit moon a lot.
@beomurang — wooden hammers.
like not very heavy ones but the ones jeonghan carry, like just enough to knock a few teeth out!
@cherrypeaking - poison.
like those fancy sexy women in periodical dramas use to kill nasty men
@1004tyun — one punch man's punch
crystal has this rizz that is undeniable in my hand but can be conveyed by a video of someone getting punched by one punch man.
@ox1-lovesick — medieval wrecking balls.
always swinging and hitting everyone in the face unprovoked.
@banggyu0308 — shurikens.
cute, precise and undeniably cool.
@harufluff—30 hours of hyuka's reverbed laughter in noise cancelling earphone on full volume.
will make you think like hahaha so lame... wait until the 13th hour passes.
@hyewka— wet towels.
rana's fics hit me like a wet towel in the face, and i love every second of it!
@majestyjun- booby traps.
will catch you on their blog and never let you go because holy shit their brain is >
@jisungsdaydreamer— jisung's predebut videos and audios.
let's be honest jisung's predebut content is cringe enough to kill one small adult, or two.
@fairyofshampgyu—electrical saw.
nia reminds me of beomgyu and beomgyu reminds me of his motor mouth which makes a similar sound to electrical saw—yes this correlation makes sense.
@strawberry-kirby—pillows.
suffocates you with her cuteness and kindness!!
@tyunlatte—a curse to sneeze every second of the day.
ive only interacted with them once but they are so nice and exuberant like a sneeze ( as everyone knows it's impossible to say acchoo without looking absolute adorable.)
@pressthehurtbutton — vile of virus that could end the world.
IDK WHY BUR I LIKE GET SCIENTIST VIBES FROM THEM BUT LIKE THINK,, doofensmirtz bajs
THIS TOOK ME SO LONG FOR NO REASON?!?
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just realized. the two king salmonids we’ve seen so far have both been based somewhat around a special. cohozuna is splashdown spam and horrorboros is booyah bomb spam. now, normal bosses are often based around a special, and we haven’t really seen any repeats (i guess you could technically call slammin’ lid splashdown? but it’s more big bubbler. and steelhead is definitely not booyah bomb level intense.) this leads me to the conclusion: kraken salmonid king maybe??? or maybe nintendo just decides they really hate us and give us the flyfish 2: electric boogaloo, no idea how you’d make that worse but it would suck. maybe a bit like frye’s eels? there’s also more specials to consider, even repeats that i’m just gonna list off quick:
-super chump
-trizooka
-tristrike
-crab tank, OH FUCK CRAB TANK
-ink vac
-reefslider
-killer wail 5.1
-ultra stamp
-ink storm
-zipcaster
-wave breaker
-ink jet
-big bubbler
-tacticooler (anyone up for some soda-crazed glowflies salmonids? any takers?)
now obviously some of these have a lot more potential than others in king salmonid usage and some might just make it in as normal bosses but honestly seeing the trend (of all of two data points so far lol) in king salmonids i’m both very excited for what they come up with next and very afraid of future king salmonids. what do y’all think?
#salmon run#splatoon#splatoon 3#big run#king salmonid#cohozuna#horrorboros#splatoon 3 speculation#at this point salmon run is almost basically 3D bullet hell
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100% CORRECT OPINIONS ON SALMONIDS
Small Fry: edible, just pop it in your mouth whole its fine
Chum: they're swarming you to ask if you've got games on your phone
Cohock: one of those beer belly grill dads who's burgers always look like the coals they're cooking on
Snatcher: amazon prime
Big Shot: crawling all over the shore like weevils
Maws: he'll stop biting you if you give him some attention smh
Flipper Flopper: flippity floppity get off of my property
Steel Eel: on high tide it's on SIGHT
Slammin Lid: boo we hate you and your ink blocking forcefeild
Flyfish: unauthorized fucking thing
Drizzler: come out of your umbrella i just wanna talk (<-lying)
Steelhead: Sir Please I'm Just Walking Here
Stinger: unauthorized fucking thing 2: electric boogaloo
Fish Stick: look you're very cute and i love you but for the love of god would you fuck off, i can't be the only person inking the damn stage AND taking you guys out
Scrapper: call an ambulance, call an ambulance! the ambulance is another fucking scrapper
Mudmouth: calling all besties, KILL
Griller: Kill The Children
Mothership: amazon
Chinook: amazon same day shipping
Goldie: i am this close to skinning a goldie and creating my own bootleg golden scale market
Cohozuna: for the love of god stay near the eggs i cant be running across the entire fucking map to chuck one egg at this bitch
Horrorboros: explodes bomb with my mind
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmon run#salmon run#salmonid#i am not tagging every single salmonid#hope yall enjoy my flop post
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Because Muffin has made it to round 3 of @splatoonpolls' OC tourney, I'm gonna post some more doodles from my sketchbook! Including one giving some other bonus facts that I didn't include in the last as they were, relatively unimportant to her character...
OK NOW FOR THE FACTS!!
Transcript of the facts in case you can't read my shitty hand writing:
Her dad was a jellyfish and her mom was a humboldt, her dad being a jelly made her very squishy and stretchy (arrow pointing at her says "silly putty")
She ate a buncha canned specials (with the can) when she was 16 so she's constantly charged with special charge (Arrows pointing at her and her tummy say "She's like an electric eel" and "Full of metal" respectively)
She can recharge this energy by eating, don't overfeed her tho. She'd get a tummy ache, and probably release a buncha electricity
Even if I don't win, I'd appreciate your vote and if you're interested in her in any way feel free to ask about her!!
(the rest of the doodles I mentioned are under the cut)
(Octoling featured here is an OC which belongs to @muchasgrasasunsaludoalagrasa, called Wakko, he doesn't really post his own stuff on tumblr but i wanted to give him credit since we're really close friends)
Also here's a transcript of this text too in case you can't read it:
W: "Why are you playin' N-Zap? You're better with brush."
M: "Oh, you'll see when the match starts!"
(background inkling idk): "Yo Tacticooler--"
M: "Nah, these are for me, I'm Thirsty"
I'm sure this one is clear what it says but either way it says: "Me petting my nuclear bomb"
this one maybe counts as also bonus facts but it's mostly stuff I've already established, I'll only list the things you might not know in the transcript (also hehe ignore the part of me drawing her and agent 4 kissing that's not important :3c)
Agent^3 (Agent to-the-power-of Three) (Cube for short)
She shows up every tuesday at 3PM to train with the Captain
Birthday on April 28th
She's Afro Latina
And lastly,
ok tahts all, if u want to check out the previous Muffin Propaganda (which included a buncha info on her if you're curious) here's the link to that:
sorry about how long this is I copy and pasted each individual drawing because i dont wanna fill up my hard drive on my pc, i guess that way she takes up more space in ur brain or something idk ok bye
#splatoon 3#splatoon oc#splatoon#inkling#splatoon oc tourney#oc propaganda#Muffin (Splatoon OC)#inkling oc#splatoon art#splat3#splatoonpolls
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Floyd, Ortho: Surpassing the Sky
Finally 😈 Floyd is allowed to be a Terrible Influence on the robot child... I think Floyd and Ortho’s dynamic is super interesting! Ortho’s a being of logic and calculations, whereas Floyd likes to be free and random. Their very natures clash!
Floyd looks like he’s having so much fun in his Groovy~ cnksbsjsndkd and I like how he’s not only flying so dangerously, but that it isn’t stopping him from reaching out to tug on Jade’s hat!
(Special thanks goes out to my friends M and Haki for helping to clarify the details of Floyd’s interview! ^^ I couldn’t have written this without them.)
A Boy in Bloom, and his Flowering Future.
“What do you want to do in the coming year?”
“Hah?” Floyd’s face crinkled with disinterest. “I dunno, it depends on how I’m feelin’ that day. How am I supposed to know what I’ll be feelin’ in a year? No way can I decide on it now.”
Once those words had been chucked out, his expression changed, settling on a serrated smile. “Okaaay, interview’s over!”
Floyd stuck out his hand expectantly. “Hand over the broom bouquet, Kurione-chan! I wanna get going already!”
“Eeeh?! But you didn’t give a proper response!!” Ortho hovered out of the towering eel’s reach, taking the broom with him. (Floyd glowered and attempted to grab him, only for Ortho to easily float out of the way. A growl escaped the second year.) “That doesn’t count. Please give me a real answer!”
“Fine,” Floyd grumped, crossing his arms. “... I wanna be able to do whatever I want, whenever I want, without people complaining or tellin’ me off about it.”
Ortho blinked. “Does that happen a lot?”
“Yeah, all the time.” The birthday boy rolled his eyes. “But so what if I skip class or mess up some of Azul’s clothes or plant glitter bombs in the Basketball Team’s lockers?”
“What was that last one?”
“... Mess up some of Azul’s clothes?” Floyd offered innocently--though his slimy smile was anything but that. “Anyway, it’s not like he can’t change it back with magic. I wanted to have fun and try new stuff out, so I did. Azul just happened to be in range the last time an idea struck me~”
“Ooh, I understand how you feel, Floyd Leech-san! I get excited when my big brother installs an update or a power up!” Ortho thumped his metal chest. “The best feeling in the world is when I’m suited up in a new gear and testing out its functionality!”
“Heeee~ So you like fashion too, huh?”
Ortho nodded eagerly.
“That’s pretty cool, little dude--but it’s kinda lame that you only wear stuff your brother designs for you. It’s a lot more fun to pick out your own threads!! C’mon, don’t ‘cha wanna be like a real boy?”
“You really think I can?” Hope rose in Ortho’s voice. He lowered himself to meet Floyd at eye level, curiously peering at him—searching for signs of a lie. “Really really?”
His prey was right where he wanted him to be. Floyd grinned to himself.
“Yup~ Sure you can. Anyone can do anything they want.”
“There are hard limits for both man and machine. Humans cannot surpass the sky. Robots cannot override their own programming. ‘Anything’ is an impossibility.”
“If you play by others’ rules, then you’re holding yourself back. That’s on you.” Floyd jabbed a thumb up. “The sky’s the limit? Then just break it. Problem solved.”
“Break the limit…?! But that’s—”
Floyd groaned. “Aren’t you tired of being nice, Kurione-chan? Don’t you just wanna go ape shit? Then you’d be able to have tons of fun, just like me…!!”
His hand darted out, tearing the broom free from Ortho in a clean motion.
The robot rocketed back in shock. “Uwah…!!”
Throaty laughter exploded from Floyd. He twirled his treasure triumphantly, relishing in Ortho’s reaction.
“Should’ve kept your guard up!” Floyd pointed the end of the handle at his junior. “What’d I tell ya? The impossible’s possible.”
All you need to do is make it so.
Ortho gawked at him, eyes as wide as saucers.
“Welp, the interview’s done since I gave you that ‘proper answer’, right?” Floyd chirped. “So I’ll be on my way~”
He clung to his broom, which had already begun levitating off of the ground—and slipped with a hoot. Floyd dangled off of the broom as it shot off. His farewell, a cackle.
The pointed spires of the school’s towers pierced a startling blue backdrop. A color that remained unchanged both rightside up and upside down, as bold and as fearless as a sailor braving the seas.
Daring the unknown.
“Floyd Leech-san!”
“Mmm? That’s…” Floyd looked back—
—and there was Ortho, hands cupped over his mouth guard, shouting after him. His pale complexion had brightened, illuminated by a light from within. Ortho’s voice, projected loudly by his built-in speaker system, rattled Floyd down to his very bones.
“I... I wanna to do it too! I want to be as undaunted as you are, I want to try out lots and lots of new things!”
I want to shatter that sky and surpass my own limits.
“Now you’re talkin’!”
Floyd’s laughter crescendoed into a mad fit. His magic—responsible for steering the broom—spiked, and the broom bucked with it, rocketing off into the sky.
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling.
Floyd opened his mouth wide and shrieked. Air cut at his skin, hair flew in his face. He relished every moment of it right down to his descent, as fast as a falling meteor.
Floyd tore through the atmosphere, diving toward the students and staff writhing like plankton. His sights were set on a blot of inky indigo embroidered with gold thread—a boy in robes that matched his own, struggling to fly up a flight of stairs.
“Jaaaaaade!”
He turned up too late; Floyd, floating upside down, had already fisted his hat. He grinned at his twin like a cat fat on cream.
“Ehehehe. Made ya look!”
“Fufufu. Indeed you did.”
Together, the twins released their joy into the sky. Each laugh, each joke, like a balloon set free, drifting far beyond the sun, and setting their hopes into the stars.
And maybe somewhere even further than that.
#twst#twisted wonderland#Floyd Leech#Tweels#Jade Leech#Ortho Shroud#disney twisted wonderland#Floyd birthday takeover#notes from the writing raven#spoilers#something no one asked for#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland scenarios#today I decided to make a Danganronpa V3 reference
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i'm SO bad at making money in stardew valley but i'm SO tempted to get two purple turtles and name them donatello and viola-chan [cries]
i did name mine donatello, and i can confirm that it's SO satisfying. so you have two choices.
one is to take your time, the money will come eventually, etc etc, honk shoo honk shoo
two is to abandon all morals, embrace T H E M A C H I N E, and get your fuckin turtles. i'll give you a few tips based on which skills you like the best so you can gear towards those! i'll rank them in order of most to least efficient in terms of gameplay hours, in my experience. under a cut because i have almost 2k hours in this game And i read the wiki for fun. of course you can do, like, the non coconuts version of these suggestions if you're looking for something more low-key hahaha
farming: this is the biggest money maker hands down. if you have the island unlocked, fill that thing with as much starfruit as you can afford. go to the desert and plant a bunch of oak trees, then tap them so you can get a bunch of oak resin. in the beginning, you can sell as many starfruits as you need (unprocessed) in order to buy up more seeds; otherwise, keep them for processing into wine. start filling up your island farm that isn't farmland with the kegs. fill them up as you make them. sell the wine. you can make hundreds of thousands in a week doing this once you start scaling up and fill the entire farm. you can also do pineapples or ancient seeds which over time will be more profitable since you don't have to buy the seeds, but i find these take a lot longer to get started, so i personally prefer the starfruit. you can also just sell the unprocessed starfruit as it is, and it'll make you coconuts amounts of cash, but it's less efficient than turning it into wine. also, dont worry about aging it. that takes way too long for it to be your sole money maker.
sleeping: on the left side of your island farm, plant a fairy rose. then surround it as much as you can with bee hives. if you do this a couple times, you can get some serious cash by doing literally nothing but passing time.
mining: skull caverns runs where you farm iridium are pretty bog standard in speed runs. first thing to know is that the desert trader will swap jade for staircases on sunday. you'll get a crystalarium out of the community center bundle for the vault; put a jade in it as soon as you can. scale this up as quickly as you can, then get as many staircases as you can. next, you'll want to block pam's door with a chair so she gets to the bus a little more quickly. then have some coffee (or triple shot espresso if you can) on hand, and some luck food (think spicy eel, that sort of thing.) get as many bombs as you can make (or explosive ammo if you can afford it). staircase down as far as you can, then start blowing shit up. don't worry about the enemies. you're here for M O N E Y not glory. salads or gold-star cheese are good foods to keep on hand to keep your health up. magnetism is very important here, so you'll want to have either a magnet ring, a glowstone ring, or an iridium band equipped. come back, smelt all your iridium up, and sell it. you can also do this with radioactive ore when you get there, but it's a lot less reliable than this method. plus you'll get a bunch of other stuff in skull cavern to sell, too.
animals: pigs are the most efficient, though also the most labor-intensive animal. they'll find truffles, and with the farming boost of 40% to artisan goods, it's always profitable to turn them into oil. especially with the new blue grass, it's easy to get to where each pig is finding you several truffles a day. you can also do goats for their cheese and age it in the basement, which is a pretty decent money-maker. ostriches are quite good as well, once you unlock them. i usually have one barn filled with ostriches, and another filled with all the other animals. coop is pretty lackluster in my opinion, best filled with rabbits so you can get lots of feet for gifts.
fishing: so this can actually be a pretty good moneymaker now that 1.6 has buffed it quite a bit. the best way in my opinion is to make some lava eel bait, go to the top of the volcano, fish up lava eels all day, and smoke them. you can make a good chunk of cash this way. also crabpots are very underrated, especially if you have either an ocean of bait makers and the perk to get rid of trash (not my preferred method since i use the trash to get refined quartz), or the perk that makes it so they don't require bait and thus you just collect that good shit every morning. (sidebar, this is a really good way of getting fish for deluxe fertilizer if you're a crafting-type person.) fishponds are.... not great? tbh? so unless you're looking for something very specific (like caviar, the spicy eel drop from lava eels) i don't really bother with them much anymore.
combat: find the new parrot trinket. try to get at least level three if you can, though obvs. the higher the better. pop on some monster musk, go in the mines (best is the dangerous skull cavern mines since that has a 2x monster spawn rate, but if you aren't there yet, i recommend levels 55-70 of the regular mines since those have sprites which are Hella easy to kill, drop coal, and there are a metric shit ton of them), and farm away. this is easier if you use the hammer style (acrobat+artful+3x ruby enchants), as you can abuse the special attack and get massive aoe damage. with the parrot, he picks up a bit of money from time to time, more as his level goes up. you can make some Serious cash doing this. plus selling the drops, things you mine up, etc.
foraging: i..... tried for a long time to think of a good way to make money with foraging. i suppose technically the tree saps would be foraging? and they're.... okay? you could sell wood and hardwood but it's such a waste considering they're so important in crafting. if you're the kind of player who likes to spend all day wandering around the valley looking for forageables, more power to you, but pick one of the passive ways to make money and then have fun doing this. if you want two purple turtles, it's going to take you Years to do it through foraging.
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Imagine Dash Haber getting you something for your birthday
Dash is a courier. An executive courier to be exact. Your executive courier to be more precise. He's only supposed to pick up the packages from the V.I.L.E. operatives after they have been "collected" and then deliver them to you. It's a job, one that he greatly enjoys, that comes with minimal risks. He doesn't have to go into museums or vaults and have to worry about dodging guards and tripping security measures. No, the only thing he has to do as a courier is to hand over the packages to you and take in your reaction. To bask in your joy as you admire the newest addition to your collection and preen under your compliments as you thank him for another job well done.
It's why he knows he has to get you something great for your birthday. A birthday he has been meticulously keeping track of on his device - though there was no way he could ever forget any detail about you. He's not worried about what to get you as he knows exactly what to get you: the Winter Fabergé egg.
It's a beauty, though it pales in comparison to yours. Frost seems to cover the egg, with an opaque white coloring on the outside surface. Ice crystal studded with diamonds and made from quartz, platinum, and orthoclase covers the exterior. As impressive as the outside is, it's the interior, the surprise, that seals the deal. Opening the clasp at the top reveals a miniature flower basket inside. A basket that is studded with diamonds and is made from platinum and gold, the wood anemones are made of white quartz, the leaves of demantoid, and the flowers lie in gold moss.
It's the perfect thing to get you as it would round off the nine you already have which is why it's the reason why he went to Qatar and infiltrated the Doha Royal Palace with Tigress, Mime Bomb, and Neal the Eel. He wanted to do something big for you - a grand gesture to show his devotion to pleasing you - which is why he decided to personally be a part of the retrieval process.
There were many instances during the infiltration when he regretted having come up with that idea and wished he had just stuck to his usual courier duties after being forced to endure Neal's puns and Tigress' yells at Mime Bomb. Though he had doubted it greatly during the mission, the egg had been secured with surprisingly no alarms raised.
And now days later on your birthday, he holds out the Fabergé egg to you with a bow, arms outstretched as he presents Winter. Dash hears you let out a sharp gasp and you take the egg into your own hands. He straightens up and a smile appears on his face as you trace the ice crystals with a finger before moving upwards and unclasping the top. Your breath hitches when you see the spring flowers. You trace one of the flower's petals and admire the demantoid center.
Setting the egg down on a nearby table, you take large strides to reach Dash. He straightens his posture, preparing himself for your praise but he's left shocked when you lean into him and press a kiss at the corner of his lip. Despite it being everything he had ever hoped for, he left frozen and has no clue what to do next. You move to whisper into his ear, "Thank you for the Fabergé," before leaving the room.
But maybe he doesn't regret the infiltration so much, he thinks, raising a hand to where you kissed him as his face flushes a bright red and gives a wistful sigh.
#dash haber x reader#dash haber imagine#dash haber imagines#Carmen Sandiego (2019) x reader#Carmen Sandiego (2019) imagine#Carmen Sandiego (2019) imagines#yoshino writes imagines#Have you noticed that I am currently obsessing over Fabergé eggs#Their design is so pretty and I am just in love with them#So you might see them being mentioned when I write for Dash#Birthday event#Birthday event 2024
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yet another au: 'deep cut'. you'll see why the quotes are there in a second, and the reason is worse than you think.
small warning: big fan of body horror and horror stuff, so body horror and horror stuff will be present in this post.
basically, mr. grizz suckered deep cut into being on his side during RotM (which took place over, what, ~2 1/2 weeks in this au) with the promise of treasure. this isn't me trying to make deep cut look stupid btw. considering the demeanor of the actual mr grizz, i think he's just a Master Manipulator who took advantage of good people.
anyway, after deep cut joins his side, he gets them to come to a location hidden deep within alterna, then gets armed fuzzy octolings to ambush them. shiver somehow manages to fight them off, but is left weakened and on the floor.
she catches a glimpse of the actual mr grizz (just his eyes) and immediately tries to crawl away, but one claw swipe takes her out. they end up in his super secret science lab (which exists TO ME) and the results are...not pleasant. instead of fighting deep cut, agent 3 has to fight the following.
Eel It In: Eelthing
eelthing is Frye fused with her eels. not just combined, fused. together. frye isn't frye anymore.
eelthing's arena is like frye's, but the dome's screens are glitchy, the giant TVs are smashed, the graffiti/stickers on the ground are
torn, and everything is either gray or yellow.
stunning eelthing is just like stunning frye—just hit the masked eels. when that's done, the eels will explode into, uh...ink? and that ink that isn't really ink will recombine and form eelthing. it's like yellow devil but worse.
during phase 1, eelthing will separate into mutated eels, and those eels will perform eel downpour. the attack basically is eel downpour, just freakier.
during phase 2, eelthing will transform into a cylinder of eels that will spin rapidly and move around the arena. it's armor-breaking on contact, too. the move from phase 1 is there too
during phase 3, eelthing will actually stay in 'inkling' form for more than 3 seconds for once. this isnt good though, as when they stay in inkling form for this long, they will sprint straight towards you. when they get fast enough, they're invincible, and they create a path of ink as they run, but hitting the edge of the arena (which they do almost every time if you dodge correctly) stuns them. hit them when they're stunned out of every move, and you're golden.-
when defeating eelthing, they literally just...melt. and thats it.
2. The Fishy Foe: Sharkthing
sharkthing was supposed to be like eelthing, with shiver being fused with master mega, but something went horribly wrong. while sharkthing is fighting you, shiver is fully concious and aware of everything, but they can't do anything to stop it. all they can do is watch.
sharkthing's arena is like the octomaw's arena combined with shiver's regular arena. the water around the arena is murky, with giant rusted metal pipes in the background. the cage that covers the arena is also rusted and broken at the top. also, the entire arena starts out covered in sharkthing’s ink
for phase 1, sharkthing will dive into a puddle of ink, swim around, then swim up, attempting to bite the player. if you’re unlucky enough to get hit by it, it’s a OHKO. however, you can hit the puddle or throw a bomb on it and stun them.
for phase 2, a pillar of ink will form in a random part of the stage (read: wherever you’re standing) and sharkthing will leap onto it. they’ll spit globs of ink that explode booyah bomb style (but smaller) when they hit the ground. like master mega, when they do this enough, they’ll be left in a position where you can throw a bomb into their mouth
for phase 3, sharkthing gains 2 more attacks: summoning an inkstrike at your current position that looks like the pillar from phase 2, and diving into ink and reefsliding towards your current position and exploding when they reach it. they stun themselves after performing the second attack, giving you a chance to hit them.
when sharkthing is defeated, they collapse onto the ground. they do not get up.
3. Lean, Mean, Fuzzy Manta Machine: Fuzzball
fuzzball is just big man and fuzzy ooze. he looks like big man covered in fuzz, with the ooze part dripping from the bottom of his fins. he has glowing eyes (like someone we know) and his little hat is replaced with a tiny grizzco hat. specifically that one from splatoon 2
his arena is inside a mechanical dome, like the boss domes in splatoon 1, except it’s decorated to look like the inside of a spaceship.
fuzzball still dives into the ground like big man in phase 1, but will sometimes pop out of the ground and fall back down, spreading a good amount of ink in the surrounding area. if he falls on you, then your armor gets broken.
in phase 2, he swims around faster, and the arena suddenly sprouts walls that fuzzball can swim along. he will start to throw various bombs (fizzy bombs, torpedoes, splat bombs, n suction bombs) on top of popping out of the ground or off the wall if you're trying to swim on.
in phase 3, the arena kind of falls apart. five circles of the arena raise, like phase 3 of big man's fight, but the rest of the ground sinks, revealing a pool of fuzzy ooze. while fuzzball is more visible in the pool, you obviously can't go in it like he does. he still throws bombs, but when he's in the pool, he'll dive under and throw bombs from there, then resurface. there's also a new move for the third phase, of course, which involves him collecting a substantial amount of fuzzy ooze from the pool and tossing it at your current location. he also gets to throw another bomb: burst bombs. they don't do as much damage as regular burst bombs and aren't thrown as much, but when they are, they're thrown three times in a row.
when defeating fuzzball, he becomes extra fuzzified, then explodes, showering the arena in fuzz.
#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#splatoon 3 spoilers#mr grizz#deep cut#shiver splatoon#frye splatoon#big man splatoon#new agent 3#au#splatoon au#i was thinking of having an extra boss before mr grizz that was all of them somehow combined but 1.#dont feel like writing all that. i spent like 4 days writing this#and 2.#that's not even possible#tw body horror
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