Clone Wars Headcannons
All over the place but yeah enjoy
Ahsoka will let her men test out pick up lines before shore leave and give them tips on how to better pick up girls
Ahsoka picked up her eye rolling habit from Wolffe
Fives and Echo refer to Rex as “oh captain my captain” (Rex is very annoyed)
Clone troopers sleep better when they cuddle up with someone
Anakin has given Ahsoka and many of his men heart attacks when he randomly removes his prosthetic hand
There are painted line of the Resolutes floor near the medical bays to mark how far troopers have made it when they attempt to escape the medics
This usually ends with the medics full body tackling their vod and occasionally their Jedi
Hardcase has the furthest mark with Fives very near behind him
Much to Wolffe’s dismay young animals love to imprint of him during campaigns, he says he hates it but Sinker once saw Wolffe carrying around a baby loth cat wrapped in one of his blankets
Rex is a natural blonde due to a mutation and I will die on this hill
Fox and Wolffe have the highest spice tolerance of their batch and their brothers are very concerned for them
Based on the scene in the Umbara arc where Tup is hanging onto the gunship handle with 2 hands, he is a very nervous flier
Ahsoka noticed that Tup was a nervous flier and now tries to get on the same ships as him to help keep him calm
The 501st has different tallies up throughout the barracks for random things like ‘how many times the general loses his lightsaber’, ‘best quotes for the week’, etc
Clone troopers speak mando’a, kaminoan, and basic fluently
Rex always wins arm wrestling contests, even against Anakin
Ahsoka learned how to play sabacc from the Wolf Pack and has been banned from playing in most 501st circles because she always wins
The CCs have the ability to sleep with their eyes open and Wolffe and Fox actively chose to do so to creep everyone else out
Cody has broken his wrists and his shins from fist fighting droids but he continues to do it
Many troopers in the 501st have also attempted to fist fight droids but quickly stopped when the medics refused to treat them
Anakin has also attempted to fist fight droids and damaged his cybernetic hand enough that he had to get a new one
Ahsoka purrs when she sleeps close to other people
Hardcase almost cried when he first heard Ahsoka purr because he thought it was cutest damn thing
Capture the flag is the 501st’s favorite down time activity
Cody has hidden drugs in Obi-Wan’s tea to make him sleep which Obi-Wan was rather offended by but continued to accept all tea given to him by his commander
Ahsoka set up a projector in the rec room and on hyper space trips she plays holomovies so her men can be ‘cultured’
Ahsoka is good friends with Padme and Riyo Chuchi and regularly gets together with them for girls nights
Rex has gotten a tattoo while drunk but Cody is the only one that knows about it
Ahsoka found out when her men’s birthday or decanting days are and makes sure to wish them a happy birthday
Ponds, Bly, and Fox were very confused when they received a transmission from Rex, Cody, and Wolffe’s vod’ika wishing them a happy birthday
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Clones + Periods 2
aka "The Shark Week"
BECAUSE NOW I AM SUFFERING SHARK WEEK!!
I am displeased!!! 😤
Part 1 / Part 3
Fives
You grumbled as you returned from the bathroom, waddling carefully into your room and digging through your supplies
"Babe...?" Fives called from your livingroom "Food's getting cold!"
"Me there in a minute" you grumbled out as you ripped the package open and grabbed new underpants
You set to cleaning yourself up and getting things settled, all the while grumbling and swearing under your breath as cramps started barrelling in full force.
You could hear your trooper padding across to your room and call your name
"-mesh'la? You okay??" he peeked his head in, getting an eye of your ass as you pulled your pants up "Well, hello..."
"Don't" you warned with a glare and your pointer jabbed in his direction "Not in the mood"
He held his hands up in surrender
"What's going on...?"
"Period" you grouched as you tossed the garbage into your trash bin and your soiled underwear into the bathroom sink. You filled it with water and soap to soak
"Ohhh...gottcha" he nodded then grabbed his comm
"Fives...what do you want? Aren't you with your lady-friend...?" Rex's tired voice came across
"Rex, buddy~ I'm calling to tell you that we're on our period so I can't be expected at that meeting at 1700 hours later" Fives grinned, his hand waving as he spoke as if the captain could see him
"you- you're what...?!" Rex sputtered on the other end "Fives, you can't have a per-"
"Awesome, I knew you'd understand Capt! Love you~" he cooed poising to hang up
"Now you just hang on there. Fives, you ca-"
And with a devlish grin, the call was ended
"Oh no...connection got disconnected...poor Rex~" he mock complained as he muted his comm and tossed it on the bedside table
"He's going to kill you" you giggled having heard all of it
"Nah, then he'd have to get someone else trained to fill my shoes" Fives wrapped his arms around you and kissed your cheek watching as the sink filled with water. "So since we're both suffering...how bout we finish our meal, get some pain killers and then go have fun in the shower?"
You sighed leaning back into his hold, your body aching
"Hmm~? How's that sound?"
"Sounds like our food's getting cold" you smiled
"That's my girl!" Fives grinned whisking you up and running to your couch
Mayday
"...is there a reason why you're sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by your stuffed animals...? Or is this a new aesthetic we're trying...?"
Mayday had only just come back home from his shift and wasn't expecting to see you huddled up surrounded by so many of your plushes that normally were put away. They were practically circled around your form like a demon summoning was about to happen. With a quick glance he could see the kleenex box and scattered tissues and that you'd yet to leave your pjs.
"Darling?" he prompted again as you hadnt answered.
You looked up at him with teary eyes and held your arms up, making grabby hands. Your Commander sighed but smiled softly, kneeling before you and pulled you into his arms
"What's going on?"
"Bloody week" you grumbled nuzzling your face into his shoulder to hide yourself within his warmth
"Ah...that would explain the sacrifice happening in here?" he teased softly "I'm standing up" he warned holding onto you tightly as he rose.
He carefully maneuvered around the mess and shuffled to the kitchen, rooting around in the cabinet for medicine.
"You haven't done anything about it have you...?" he asked softly
You sniffled and shook your head, tears clumping your lashes together.
He leaned over and kissed your forehead then put two pills in your palm.
"Medicine then we'll get you a heat pad and get your on the couch. Hungry?"
You took the pills and nodded again, your arms wrapping around to cling to him tightly.
Mayday chuckled at your clingy behaviour and rubbed your back
"Don't worry, I'll get you all better soon...then you'll be nice and comfy and happy"
"Until the pills stop working"
"Ah, but then I just have to get you the next dose. We can cuddle all day, how's that sound?"
"Amazing" you practically moaned out as he rubbed your sides
"Good, because that's what we're doing today" he gave you a soft kiss then gently hoisted you up off the counter and to the couch.
He settled you there then left for a moment, returning to toss you your favourite plush and plug in the heat pad. He sat beside you then pulled you into his arms, snuggling up close as promised.
Wolffe
"How's my girl doing?" Wolffe asked as he peeked his head into your bedroom.
You groaned in response and your Commander's frown deepened.
"General Plo told me to head home with this tea" he explained as be walked over, still in his armour, holding a metal canister "He said it'll help you out"
"Plo is my saviour, I swear" you whined as you peeked from the blankets.
You looked more like a tiny terror of a monster rather than his dear girlfriend, but Wolffe just playfully rolled his eyes as a smile threatened to over throw his frown
"What, I'm not good enough?" he teased gently pulling the blanket back enough that he could see your face properly and kiss your forehead
You closed your eyes and hummed happily at the interaction, pressing your head closer to his lips.
"There's a difference between saviour and love of my life, in case you got confused" you shot back
He chuckled as he pulled away from you
"Right, my mistake" he headed out of the room "I'll get this off and start your kettle"
"Kaaaay" you called as you snuggled deeper into your blankets.
You could hear the kettle whistling and the sound of his kit clacking as he stacked it, hushed by the distance between you both. A few moments later, he returned with a steamy mug and a plate with a few cookies.
"Alright, Cyare...sit up, hot stuff incoming" he called as he crossed to you
"Hot stuff indeed" you smiled staring at him "and he brought me tea and cookies for dessert"
Wolffe rolled his eyes at you and gingerly handed the mug to you with a soft 'it's hot' before he sat on the side of the bed beside you
"You'll get that after the pain subsides"
You rocked side to side, blowing on the mug, with a giddy grin
"My favourite period releif~ my boyfriend's delicious d-"
"Just drink the tea" he huffed with a blush taking a cookie off the plate in retribution
"Heyyy...my cookie" you pouted but a wicked grin grew on your lips as you set the cup down. Earning you a raised brow at your actions "I'm afraid my tea is far too hot" you dramatically fell back into the sheets
"I can go grab an ic-"
"I think I just need the more potent releif" you grinned blushing as you tugged your boyfriend toward you.
Your dear Commander gave in, crawling above you and trapping you in with a grin as he kissed your neck
"Oh yeah...? I suppose I can arrange that..."
"Off to the shower!" you giggled
"Forget the shower, I'll just change the sheets later." he growled, kissing you deeply as your face bloomed in a deep rosy hue
Howzer
Howzer slowly closed the front door and quietly took off his armour before tiptoeing across to your bedroom. Hera and Eleni had called him during his patrol to head back home, the two being extremely stubborn that he cease everything and return to see you. They hadn't told him much other than you had a fever and a migrane, so with a quick check in with Cham, he rushed home. But upon hearing your whiney groans of discomfort from the bed, he had an idea.
"Hey, Love..." he cooed kneeling beside the bed and petting your hair out of your face
"You're home early..." you mumbled with brows creased in pain
"Two ladies, who adore you, tipped me off" he said with a smile pressing his lips to your forehead "You got a fever"
"Period" you grumbled painfully
"Alright," he sighed sitting up "you're going to hate me for this..." he mused before he yanked the blankets away
You complained loudly holding onto them for dear life
"Don't you dare...!"
"Cyare, you know that the blankets aren't going to help your fever!" he protested with a huff as he successfully tore them away
"Monster" you grumbled clinging to you pillow
He dropped the blankets to the side and then tucked the thin sheet around you
"You can have this one"
"It's not fluffy" you grumbled with a pout
"No, it's not" he chuckled "I'll get you an icepack. You already take medicine?"
"Eleni got me some" you called as he left to the kitchen, wincing as your own voice made the pounding worse.
Your dear captain came back a short time later and delicately placed the ice pack on your noggin with a kiss to your cheek. He then went about the room shutting the curtains and turning everything off except for a dim little lamp in the corner.
"There. No bright lights, you got your medicine and an ice pack..." he surveyed around making mental notes for what needed to be done and what was missing
"You...?" you asked softly holding your arms up to make a grabby han in his direction
"Oh, yes..." he smiled crawling straight onto the mattress until he was beside you. "How could I ever forget...?"
He kissed the back of your neck and pulled your hips gently back to meet his. His hands then reached around to your front to gently massage your abdomen. Where he'd stay cuddled up with you until you asked him not to.
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