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Name: Zomboni
Debut: Plants vs. Zombies
Plants vs. Zombies is such a silly game. Silly is baked into its very code. And I love that! You know me! I live under rotting wood, eating silly and breaking it down into nutrient-rich soil! But I think Zomboni has the honor of being the silliest thing in this already-silly game!
There is no way Zomboni would exist if it weren't for the wordplay. So thank goodness for the wordplay! A zombie, on a Zamboni. Though, we are informed that it is actually "more closely related to a space ogre than a Zombie". What impeccable word choice! So it's not even actually a space ogre. Just some weird guy creature. Awesome
Zomboni drives an ice resurfacing machine, and I have no idea what the general public's knowledge level of these things is. Does the average person know the exist? I knew, but I played and hated playing hockey as a child so I got to watch the ice being resurfaced, which was the best part. Some guy who may or may not be tangentially related to space ogres will drive this machine around the ice rink, cutting down the surface and laying down fresh ice to make a nice and smooth surface, I think. Now, I may be using the generic term for this product, but commonly, there is one brand name that is used commonly, like Band-Aid or Q-Tip or Velcro, and for that we can thank...
Name: Frank J. Zamboni
Debut: Utah
Frank J. Zamboni! Hooray! What do you have to say, Frank?
Wow. So true, Frank. I'm sure this message is reaching its intended audience in this post. Anyway, ol' Ice Tank Frank made such an iconic machine that it is THE ice resurfacing machine in the public consciousness, and there is even a trademark for its iconic shape! That seems unnecessary but ok. Now, when the ghost of the Zamberino was scrying the mortal realm for references to his work in media, he came across parody in a funny video game, and OBVIOUSLY something had to be done about that!
And from then on, Zomboni's description was updated to reflect that it is NOT to be confused with a Zamboni® brand ice resurfacing machine, you silly billy, why would you think that? And they also plugged the Zamboni website in-game, so that the audience of, I must emphasize, a silly video game, would be more likely to buy an entire ice resurfacing machine, or at least its related merchandise. I really would think this would all be fine under parody law, but maybe it has to do with the shape trademark. Whatever. To the Zamboni company's credit, they have some incredible merchandise.
What a powerful item. With this, the course of a baby's life can be changed forever...
Zomboni with an O, I mean with two Os, approaches while creating a trail of freshly laid ice that cannot be planted on. The brand-ambiguous ice resurfacing machine is quite tough, but instant-kill plants are effective, as are Spikeweeds and Spikerocks, which will instantly pop its tires!
Zomboni is a considerable threat, instantly flattening any plant it reaches before its destruction, though the player should be pretty well-equipped to combat it, and the ice is laid on the right side of the screen, rather than the precious left side. Pretty manageable! But Zomboni is only the beginning, and as much delight and intrigue as I have gleaned from Zomboni's existence, it's what FOLLOWS Zomboni that is, in fact, my favorite zombie(s) in the game.
If Zomboni is allowed to create an ice trail, it will be used by Zombie Bobsled Team! Yeah, Frank got a whole "name/debut" section and these guys just get a bolded name in a sentence. You never know what I'm gonna do next! Hee hee!
Zombie Bobsled Team is exactly what it sounds like! A team of zombies, in a bobsled! So that's four zombies, with a defensive vehicle that has to be destroyed before they can be harmed! Zomboni was already over-the-top silly, and then Zombie Bobsled Team goes even higher over that top. And it's a Big Top, where they keep all the clowns. There is not much else I can say about Zombie Bobsled Team, but it really speaks for itself!
For some reason there exists official art of "Mullet Zombie", the Zomboni driver without his vehicle and hat. And for an even somer reason, they put it on the box art for the DS version! PvZ1 is simply very strange when it comes to official key art. Messed up.
#zomboni#zombie bobsled team#zamboni#frank j zamboni#utah#plants vs zombies#not mario#funky friday#mod chikako#long post
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I have a lot to do today so i won’t be on live until around 8pm est tonight! Happy Friday y’all!🖤✨☀️
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Good Evening 💜 Funky Friday 🎧
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kill yourslf kill youyrslf kill youslf
i hate all u libtards. my pronuns are attack/hlicopter. captain is gay??? apparently??? thats fucking crazy. drop ur fave cig brandz in the comments. btw sen[pai is fucking obsessed with me, and im NOT bffs with him. idk where he got that pic of me. weird japanese twink.
#friday night funkin#roleplay#ask characters#ask anything#asks open#fnf roleplay#fnf#askblog#fnf askblog#fnf ask blog#friday night funkin senpai#friday night funkin tankman#tankman#skittles tankman#funky friday#i hat gayys#i am skitls#cigarette#cigardaddy#men who smoke#hot male smoking#military
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The ESSENTIAL Funk Chords via James Brown
Get started learning funk in a few short minutes as the über-talented Ayla Tesler-Mabe (accompanied on percussion by Carson Gant) shows you the ESSENTIAL chords you need to get started playing along to James Brown, or any other artists in the funk genre.
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I had free time yesterday and did this with it HGH so here’s my FNF robloxsona-
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Dibujé a Tricky con mi avatar de roblox jjj (no sé dibujar ni luces ni sombras, solo hice lo que creí que estaría bien XD)
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Hey guys, I'm bored and wanna chat! Jump in my asks, literally about anything, and I mean anything (Let's stay respectful). Let's have a freaky, and funky Friday night.
Send me an ask!
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Tricky's sect
#roblox#roblox meme#game#some fun#madcom#madness combat#tricky the clown#madness combat tricky#tricky#tricky madness#tricky madness combat#madcom deimos#deimos madcom#deimos madness combat#mc deimos#madness combat deimos#deimos#funky friday
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Name: Boxy
Debut: Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
Ever heard of "box"? "Box" is a container that we can put various things in. In our world, they do not bite us. Thank goodness! Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, however, decided to ask the terrifying question... what if a box COULD bite us...?
I am glad they asked this question, because Boxy is such a wacky creature! A living present, which grants the rare and beloved Magic ability. Presents and magic aren't THAT closely associated, but it still fits very well, I think. A pretty box containing something mysterious, given to You, for free? That is magical!
While not the most STRIKING part of the design, the most FASCINATING part of Boxy's anatomy is its tail. Or should I say its stem? If I had to give a present creature a tail, I would probably make that tail a ribbon, maybe a string ending in a little balloon, but this is an unmistakable PLANT feature! Is Boxy some kind of fruit? A CARNIVOROUS fruit? Maybe it was grown into a cubic shape like those funny watermelons for aesthetic purposes, and is now seeking revenge? One of its attacks is to spit smaller presents. Could these be its seeds?
Nope! That is not a plant embryo, that is a Waddle Dee! What a lovely present! Boxy's gifts contain all manner of things, which I guess ties into the Randomness aspect of the Magic ability. I hope one of the presents contains WAFFLEZ!!!1! lol
Maybe it's not a fruit, but Boxy still does seem to be a carnivorous plant, which is SUCH a delightful thing for a fangly cube to be. Maybe it uses its presents to tempt prey, like a real carnivorous plant's sweet-smelling nectar! Maybe that's the reason for the big ribbon on top, too! Or maybe she just wears it to be pretty. It's working!
Whatever kind of creature Boxy is, it is one whose goofy face gives it a whole lot of character! Just look at its expressions after crashing into a wall. This thing is ridiculous! Boxy, I could watch you crash into a wall and injure yourself all day. That's a compliment!
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It's the battle of the century
Me vs @a-k-i-unuseful-blog
Funky friday
Two completely different rhythm gamers compete
Whoever wins will- uh- idk get a kiss from uhhhhhhhhh @freshmichael (sorry for tagging your all I could think of 😭)
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Good Morning 💜 Funky Friday 🎧
Ms Erykah Badu & Ms Jill Scott - Best Verzuz EVER!
https://youtu.be/if1W_H5vcvY?si=lyzIpCcm6FCUXMqR
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BRUHHH WHAT IS THIS DUDE ON 😭
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I know I should probably be asking this on Twitter, but im honestly scared I might say one word and I will not be able to show my face anymore, so I'll ask here. Does anyone know whats happening with that one roblox sonic game and funky friday on Twitter? For the sonic one, I think its about the creators of the game forcing their employees to work crunch and they don't pay their employees well, but I would still like some more context for whats happening there. I would also like some more context for funky friday too.
#funky friday#fnf#friday night funkin#sonic#roblox#sonic prime#twitter#what the heck is going on#im so dumb
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idk you guys can join since i’m lonely and i got nothing to do
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It's Funky Friday!
#new weekly event where I give you a random song from my funk/disco playlist#future funk#funk#funky friday#SoundCloud
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