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it is so odd. watching some characters grow up and get older, while other characters who where/are older than them stay the same age they have been for decades. Like I'm pretty sure there is not a fountain of youth hiding in the writers room, but you do you ig.
#Dc eat my Crocs#Because like why is young justice not in college#Like what?#Not even just them honestly#They aged Babs down too#Dc does this with a good chunk of characters#Marvel too#batfamily#batman#young justice comics#young justice 1998#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#tim drake robin#kon el kent#dc characters#dccomics#dcu#dc comic#dc comics#dc#dc universe#Sunnycanwrite
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Based on @sillymanwithocs idea of Vicki Vale helping Talia clean her name from slander and bad representation and Joker clear his name from having a cause and good representation.
Penguin: Miss Vale, I have a proposal...
Vicki: Absolutly not. You are a capitalistic mob boss who once feed a guy to a penguin I'm not joining your P.A departament.
Penguin: You don't understand-
Vicki: The media is prejudiced against you somehow and you aren't actually that bad?
Penguin: No, no. I mean I would preffer if they stoped making mean coments about my apareance and focused more on my crimes but that wasn't the point.
Vicki: Oh I can do that.
Penguin: Help me look like a good guy because I paid you a lot?
Vicki: Hell no! I'm not Jack Ryder!!! But I could try to make so they stopped focusing on your looks?
Penguin: And how much would I have to pay?
Vicki: To stop assholes being capacists and fatphobics? Nothing. I'll do it hapilly!
Penguin: Thank you, Miss Vale. I do have another question...
Vicki: I have no idea where Jack lives or how much you would have to pay for him to help you with your schemes.
Penguin: Well thanks anyway. I'll look around.
[...]
Scarecrow: But-
Vicki: NO! I'm sorry but I can't even begin to think of a way to explain that even if I somehow was insane enough to want to help you there's absolutly nothing I could do to make your "research" peer reviewed!
Scarecrow: You could at least publish it.
Vicki: Why though? It's unetical, isn't reviewed and it literally starts with a creepy laugh and you screaming "fear me, mortals"!
Scarecrow: But you published the first one.
Vicki: I didn't published it. I mentioned it on the program BECAUSE it was an interesting, ethical and peer reviewed research. Is not my fault you went insane and became a maniacal chemical terrorist.
Scarecrow: I preffer improved my reshearch tecniques.
Vicki: Well when the rest of the scientific comunity agrees with you, we talk.
[...]
Jervis: Please!! Please! I could be mind controlling you but I'm actually asking isn't it enough to show I have good intentions?
Vicki: Look while I understand it must suck to be wrongfully called a pedophile if I just publish an article saying you aren't one no one will believe me. I can try to help you. But you will need to actually act less predatory.
Jervis: I'm not predatory!
Vicki: Well not intencionally...
Jervis: What you mean?
Vicki: You mind control people, mostly woman, to play tea party with you, has zero notion of personal space and calls everyone pet names.
Jervis: Okay. Gotcha. So all I need to do is be rude and kidnapp more guys, enbys and elders.
Vicki: That not ... you know what sure.
[...]
Waylon: *enters*
Vicki: Sure. I will totaly help you.
Waylon: Eh? I was going to ask if you know where Harley is... I hear you two are friends now and since it is apparently unsanitary to keep it on the sewers she has my coffe machine.
Vicki: Oh. She is on the apartenent upstairs with Pam, they're hidding from Batman.
[...]
Vicki: Pam, I love you but I can't.
Poison Ivvy: Why not?
Vicki: Because while I understand where you are coming from I can't just write a piece about how we should genocide the human race barr some people.
Poison Ivvy: But it would solve the enviromental crisis! That's not fair.
[...]
Riddler: Hello, Miss Vale.
Vicki: Look I'm really tired I have actual jornalism to do, I can't stop just so I can try to make people stop calling you "poor man Joker's".
Riddler: They are still doing that? You make a jokey riddle ONCE!! Stupid fucking people and their inability to distinguish really different concepts!
Vicki: I also can't stop them from calling you "fairy" and "weird" and "not a treat" or "not a real villain"
Riddler: That's so rude! Who the fuck is even saying that???
Vicki: Jack Ryder and his viewers.
Riddler: That moron can't even solve the riddle of the Spinx! How dare him??
Vicki: Uh okay is that about the recent mayor discourse after you went to Arkham using you as an example and calling you a manchild and insulting you outfit? Oh wait is it about that famous gotham tiktoker theorizing you are an incel?
Riddler: Now you're just being mean.
Vicki: Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out what you want me to clear in your image so we can finish this conversation quicker.
Riddler: I didn't want to improve my image!! This was supposed to be a hostage situation but you ruined it!! Apparently everyone just made a laughting stock out me...
Vicki: *ackwardly* Not everyone... Just a bunch of people on the internet... and on TV... and the mayor.
Riddler: *crying* It's been a really though month, okay? I just wanted one thing to work out. But noo is just another lost for stupid Edward. Guess I'll just go home. *to his hiding henchmen* Sorry guys no heist today.
Vicki: *even more ackwardly* You can still kidnnap me if you want to?
Riddler: *angryly* I don't need your pitty. *leaves*
Randon Henchmean: That was really mean of you! I hope you're happy.
Vicki: I didn't... what just... what is my life?
#vicki just wants to help people and have a good day of sleep but the rogues aren't helping#this was not suppose to have Riddler angst#originally it was just eddie complaining about being compared to joker and being represented as an edgy boi#but my brain had other ideas#jack ryder bashing#oswald cobblepot#penguin#scarecrow#jonathan crane#vicki used to divulge jonathan pappers and psychological discoveries before he went rougue and jon wants her to keep doing it#jonathan research pappers are insane#no one knows how he even was able to put an audio file there#jervis tetch#heavilly based on the harley quinn joke of him being an accidental creep#and on my wish that dc stops portraying him as one#waylon jones#killer croc#madhatter#waylon is the best#he eats cops and protects homeless people#pamela isley#poison ivvy#i love ivvy but also she does want to destroy humanity except her small friendgroup#edward nygma#riddler#@sillymanwithocs
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Mending a Family 4/?
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TW: Mention of Suicidal thoughts
Short little hurt/ comfort as Jason's and Danny's family circle grows by three
Jason and Roy watched as Lian and Danny played with Raven.
It was a warm summer day, so Jason made sweet tea to cool them down. It had been three days since Roy had found Jason, and he couldn’t help but want to hang out with the kid. It helped that they both had a child that could play with each other.
Besides, Danny needed to interact with people his age.
“So, what’s with the red hair?”
“Had to make sure the bats had a hard time finding me, so I dyed my hair.”
“Okay, but why red? It doesn’t suit you.”
Jason rolled his eyes, “You think I care what does or doesn’t look good on me? Besides, I bought the first box I got my hands on.”
“I think you should’ve gone light brown or blond,” Roy said with a hint of laughter in his voice.
“I love how you went for the full ginger look and gave yourself green contact lenses.”
“They aren’t contact lenses.”
“What,” Roy asked, confused.
“They aren’t contact lenses. They’re a side effect of coming back from the dead.”
An awkward silence settled between them. They watched as Raven levitated both children, but Raven was eying both men on the porch. Danny was staring at Roy with a piercing gaze while Lian was oblivious.
“Sorry,” Roy said after a while.
“It’s okay. You didn’t know.”
“Still, I was trying to lighten things up and made shit worse, huh?”
Jason sighed and put down the glass of iced tea. He turned toward Roy.
“You don’t have to make things ‘less awkward.’ You’re here, giving me a chance even after all the shit I’ve pulled. You haven’t run to the Bats and told them where I am and that I have a kid now. Trust me; not many would do that.”
“I would never do that, Jay. Your death almost destroyed me. I was reckless, I was drinking, and I wanted to kill myself via Killer Croc. He sponsored me, y’know, after he figured out my game plan. Besides, I know how it feels like to fear someone will come in and take your kid because you’re a fuck up.”
The laughter of the two children echoed in the forests as both men watched them. Both men felt a lightness as their children played.
“Dick was rarely there when I was younger. I wish I had the brother the other little birds got,” Jason said suddenly. “I have this jealousy eating me up inside, and instead of fighting it so I could have my family again, I fucked up. I’ll never be allowed in their circle again.”
Roy said nothing. He knew Jason had to take this off his chest.
“I was so angry that Bruce had not only replaced me but hadn’t learned his lesson and put another kid in those damned colors. I don’t know if the pit was an excuse I used to do the horrible things or if I was always capable of everything I did, but I regret it.”
Roy saw tears on Jason’s cheeks but didn’t comment.
“Now, Danny will be raised without aunts and uncles, without a grandfather, without cousins. And it’s all my fault.”
Roy put his hand on Jason’s shoulder.
“I don’t know what Dick or the rest of the bats are thinking, but I consider you my little brother, Jason. Lian will be Danny’s cousin, and in the same way, you will be Lian’s uncle, I will be Danny’s. That is, if you are okay with it,” Roy finished, a bit hesitant.
“Yeah,” Raven came up to them as the two children played rock, paper, scissors, “and I will be the cool aunt.”
Jason gave the two Titans a watery smile and hugged them both. Soon both children ran up to their small family and made a dogpile.
Jason had lost a family, but he was rebuilding a new one.
For those that wanted this to be slash or romantic, I'm sorry all of this will be wholly platonic. Not because I don't like slash but because I want to concentrate on the found family aspect, and also I kind of don't have faith in myself in being able to write DC or Danny Phantom Slash yet. Next up, Jazz finally finds Danny.
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"Bruce Wayne can't cook to save his life." That's a load of bullshit. Listen Bruce can cook, he just doesn't have the time for it, and the fact that he hardly passes as functional human being.
You can't tell me that in all his traveling he hasn't picked up something. If he can remember miniature details for a case that was three years ago, he can remember recipes.
Listen other than Alfred, Martha Wayne was the only person who knew how to cook. Martha wasn't going to let her son become like his father it that department. She and Alfred taught Bruce everything from the correct utensils to how to properly spice meat, "BBQ spice is not for chicken Master Bruce, have some class."
That was one thing Alfred and Bruce still kept doing after his parents died, and because of this he becomes an amazing cook.
When he meant Taila, trust and believe that she went Gordon Ramsey on his ass when she taught him how to cook the meals of her homeland (that's when he fell in love with her. I refuse to believe anything else on this matter), and obviously as he traveled he gained more knowledge on different dishes. Most from his masters and some from random old ladies that he came across.
The problem comes when he desides to take over the company and become the cities regular furry problem. He just doesn't have time and this leads to his kids never finding out. They grow up knowing that Alfred cooks. They also don't know that on rare occasion that Bruce is free he would sneek into their apartments and make food that can be frozen and reheated, because just like him, his kids can hardly pass as functional.
And that's how Jason found him, one random Tuesday. There his father was, floating around in a black AC/DC t-shirt, gray slacks, sparkly pink crocs(Dick), Jason's apron (because Jason is the only kid that knows how to cook) and the Rolling Stones playing form a speaker that was definitely Tim's. Bruce only glances at him before speaking, "Go change, wash your hands, then come cut the carrots." then goes to drain the pasta, and because Jason is to stunned to speak he goes without a word.
Jason doesn't bring it up, so Bruce won't bring it up.
One thing he does do every night is make Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph's school lunch. He strongly objects to the idea of his babies eating Gotham Academy/University powder egg shit. No sir.
That's how the family found out. That was funny.
"I once saw you put salt and vinegar Lay's in bread."
"Not my finest moment."
They tell Dick. He laughs in their face until he sees his dad in his kitchen cutting onions without flinching or wiping his eyes.
"You have no soul."
"Yes I don't. Wash your hand and cut that baby marrow."
"But I don't like baby marrow." he complained as he washed his hands.
"I have no soul, right?"
Dick sticks out his tongue, he get whacked by a wooden spoon.
#Bruce the chef#Batfamily shenanigans#Damian tears up#Jason and Bruce cook together as therapy#Bruce Wayne#Alfred Pennyworth#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#Batfam#Batkids#Someone make a AU out of this please#Get threatened by their father who is holding a wooden spoon is scarier than his disappointed voice#Martha Wayne would be proud#Cass found out when he helped her with a case in Hong Kong.#She is very much in love with his food and trust and believe she would brag about it at any point.#Thalia sends recipes to Bruce so he can make them for Damian and Jason
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✨Weekly Tag Game✨
Thank you for the tags @deedala @tanktopgallavich @ @mickeysgaymom @gardenerian and @whatwouldmickeydo
And thanks to all the pals that keep tagging me in these, I always copy and paste and leave in my drafts and then something distracts me and days go by and I forget or decide it’s too late. 🫂
Name: Anna 🍌
Location: the DC metro area!
Astrological Sign: Sagittarius bb
What's a TV show or movie you plan to re-watch this year? Started the year off with my current hyper fixation tv show- Deadloch. It’s on prime, it’s a murder mystery, it’s pretty entertaining.
Whats a book or fic you will probably re-read this year? I stayed up way too late reading Ball Kings last night because all it took was @gallawitchxx mentioning Vegas to give me a craving. Otherwise, it’s all my standards to help me survive another year, but @thisdivorce’s most recent update to Change Like Shifting Shadows really made me froth at the mouth for a reread of that!
What is a song you will likely continue to play on repeat? One by Swedish House Mafia- currently my eldest’s hyper-fixation. Who has music recs that we both can enjoy?
What's a tasty treat you look forward to eating more of this year? I try not to live in a world where specific foods are kept for specific events or times but I am still enjoying some Chex mix I made and I am probably going to make it again!
What's a time sink that you will continue to sink time into this year? Tumblr, fic, discord, block breaker, pimple popping videos, meme sending on instagram.
Did you pick up any habits in 2023 that you plan to continue? Wearing unflattering clothing that I like! Platform crocs included.
What's your toxic trait? Encouraging others to spend money or make insane choices if they are fun!
What is a coping mechanism you will continue to indulge in this year? ✨disassociation✨ just like @deedala 🥰 also see time sink answer
Tell me something you like about how you look! I work/ed hard to unlearn society’s standards for loving myself!
Give me at least three adjectives describing things you like about yourself. Loud, loving, rebellious
Tagging a few babes @gallawitchxx @heymrspatel @michellemisfit @whatthebodygraspsnot @sluttymickey @sam-loves-seb @thisdivorce and anyone else that is reading this!
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So I’ve been having this ongoing conversation with my friends/family about the DC villains and rogues. Specifically, which ones would we be willing to have a drink/dinner with?
(Note: all of my opinions are based on the versions of them that I know, so it’s definitely not fully accurate and I don’t particularly care)
My list so far:
Joker:
ABSOLUTELY NOT. No, nada, nein, no way. Would rather chop off my own foot and feed it to Killer Croc.
Scarecrow:
Still absolutely not, don’t feel like seeing my worst nightmare and having a panic attack in the middle of a bar. Somehow, still prefer to Joker.
Killer Croc:
Depends on the version? If it’s the nice one who sponsored Roy at AA, maybe. If it’s the one who eats humans, probably not.
Mad Hatter:
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. As a young woman, hell no. Yet somehow still above the joker.
Hugo Strange:
He gives me the creeps.
Lex Luther:
Absolutely. Especially if he’s picking up the check. I’m not in his way, I’m not Superman, and he has no reason to harm me. It might actually be an interesting conversation.
Music Meister:
YES. I don’t even care if I get mind controlled, we are going to a karaoke bar and I am hearing Neil Patrick Harris sing.
Catwoman:
Really more of an antihero, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I’d get a drink or dinner with her, it’s not like I have anything worth stealing.
Harley Quinn:
Pre-breakup, hell no. Post-breakup, why not?
Poison Ivy:
Iffy, but I think I’d be fine. She might be fun to talk to.
Captain Cold:
Absolutely, and we’re gonna have a great time. I don’t think he’s hurt me, and it might actually be fun.
Riddler:
Yes! I think it’d be fun, and I’m thinking we turn his riddles into a drinking game.
Mr. Freeze:
Absolutely would. I’m not in his way, he has no reason to hurt me, I’ll be fine.
Red Hood:
Technically an anti-hero, but I don’t care cause I very much want to have dinner or a drink with Red Hood. He won’t hurt me because I am a woman who has done nothing wrong, and honestly I might bring him with me to meet all the others.
Ra’s Al Ghul:
I’d rather not? I don’t think he has any reason to hurt me but the guy gives me the creeps and I’d like to avoid him whenever possible.
Firefly:
Unsure? I also like fire, but I don’t know enough about his temperament to know how it’d go.
Scarface:
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO. (Still above Joker)
Two-Face:
Honestly, idk. Probably. It’s a coin toss whether it would go okay or really badly.
Penguin:
Yeah, why not? I haven’t given him any reason to hurt me, I have nothing he’d want, it’d probably just be an average dinner/drink.
I included some antiheroes on here because I want to. And I know that these aren’t all the villains or rogues in DC, but they’re the ones I had opinions on or discussed already.
Anyway, I’m kinda curious to hear other people’s opinions, or thoughts on other characters, or anything really.
#dc comics#dc villains#dc rogues#which ones would you get a drink with?#dc joker#scarecrow#killer croc#mad hatter#hugo strange#lex luthor#music meister#catwoman#harley quinn#poison ivy#captain cold#the riddler#mr freeze#red hood#ra’s al ghul#firefly#scarface#two face#dc penguin#i’m really curious#i wanna see your thoughts#also if I didn’t make this clear#i despise the joker#if you didn’t notice#important questions#real philosophical questions here
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Who are some DC characters who have either never interacted or had limited interactions that you'd love to see?
Thank You 😃
Well besides my obvious picks of Calvin Rose with Dick Grayson and especially Christopher Kent with Jake Grayson, there are also
Colin Wilkes and Kid!Jon Kent; those are such similar guys persona wise yet Colin can bring in all his street smarts and quick thinking after living in the orphanages of Gotham to balance with Jon’s more naïveté and curious traits. If Jon were like say Oliver Twist, Colin would be his Artful Dodger
Another two I like to see meet more often would be Rachel Roth and Zatanna. While they had met briefly that one time back in NTT, it wasn’t exactly the most friendly of encounters given the latter having misplaced suspicions of the former being an agent of Trigon when in reality Rae was simply trying to distance herself from him. Another two meeting under healthier and more understanding circumstances between them going on a true adventure that allows them to open up with each other would be a sight to see. Closest thing we got was when they were on the same team as Diana during Justice League: No Justice and even then they don’t do much
And finally, there’s some potential for fun I can see in King Shark meeting Killer Croc of all things. You got a guy who only looks like a partial crocodile due to his skin condition and mutation that really just wants to be treated like a regular person and he doesn’t eat people paired up with the the scion if a literal shark deity who actually can eat people. Can these two get along in the big city?
The comedy can write itself
Also also even though technically we got interactions between them as of recently, I would very much like like Kory and Babs meeting as partners on a superhero mission or few where they call talk about themselves to each other healthily and even go out for ice cream together as legit friends. It’s there where they can talk sh*t hilariously about Dick and maybe even Babs gives advice for Kory when she and Dick have dates together. But I digress
These were fun buddy. Thanks for the ask :-D @confusedhummingbird
#dick grayson#Calvin rose#talon#chris kent#jake grayson#starburst duo#colin wilkes#jonathan samuel kent#rachel roth#zatanna zatara#zatanna#king shark#killer croc#waylon jones#koriand'r#barbara gordon
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So I know you have mostly male preds, but is there a hefty/voracious female pred you have?
For female predators explicitly? Quite a few. But see, unlike most folks who just want big, sexy anime girls with large breasts who make vore almost stereotypically pornographic, I like vore to feel like vore, regardless of the gender of the pred, and that means a domineering personality, and some canonical gluttony. For same size vore, I need the pred to be big, bulky, and generally, canonically capable to actually swallow someone whole. It's why I don't really do same size vore anymore unless the pred CAN canonically eat somebody at their regular size, and instead, do macro for most anime bois.
But anywho, onto the fun part below. These aren't my only favorite female characters for kink scenarios, just explicitly favorite female preds for vore only:
Orca (DC Comics): She's my number one pick for the same reason Killer Croc is. She just hits all of my buttons. She's big, beefy, canonically voracious, a canonical big eater, has smarts but sass, I find her look very appealing, and can see her in a number of different scenarios for stuffing, vore (both fatal and non-fatal), and everything in between. I love to envision her sitting on her thick rump while rubbing her massive, writhing belly, before her prey kicks hard enough to force out a GIANT, echoing belch from the whale woman. And then, Orca just grunts, chuckles and gives a mock apology for "being so unladylike." Then, she'd just smack her chest and knock loose an even bigger burp, giving Croc a run for her money, before sighing heavily and giving her fat belly a couple of resounding pats while it ripples beneath her palm with each one. She's also huge enough that she can lug her giant gut around, grinding it against a wall or floor and moaning with pleasure at the sensation and satisfaction of feeling her prey being tenderized by her gut.
Lady Dimitrescu (RE8): Cliche, I know, but honestly, Lady D is kinda perfect. She's huge, she's curvy, she's muscular, she has a domineering personality, she's utterly ruthless while also being classy, but also shows that she has a more depraved, uncaring side. And, of course, she's also VERY canonically voracious, and has devoured countless men over the past hundred years, and even threatens to swallow Ethan whole during her boss fight. I like to think that she could swallow Ethan, even in her beefy, curvy vampire-lady form without having to mutate into her Bloodborne Monster form. But unlike Orca, if Ethan's squirming forces her to belch loud enough to echo all throughout her castle, she'll cover her mouth in shock, and be utterly outraged by the filthy man-thing for daring to make her do something so uncouth. Like it's HIS fault. :P
Alice / B Rabbit (Pandora Hearts): Alice is a Chain, which essentially means they're predators by nature. Like Cheshire, she could canonically eat somebody due to her ravenous hunger. Only, instead of eating people like Cheshire and other Chains, Alice resorts to stuffing her face with more meat than humanly possibly possible. So, I can very easily see her giving in to her hunger against a real bastard and swallowing him whole, or even eating one of her friends to keep them safe from other enemy Chains. She's also incredibly loud, abrasive, cocky, and almost Tomboyish, which is my favorite kind of personality in female characters I'm most into. So I can easily see her freely burping loud enough to wake the dead and bragging about how huge that was. And if Gil gives her crap, she'd just burp in his face and grin cockily...before it devolves into their billionth argument of the week...
Mileena (MK): Baraka is one of my favorite preds in MK, so having female Baraka works for me, especially with her latest iteration, because she's so utterly voracious, teasing and downright wicked. I can picture her stuffing her face like a pig, messily devouring her victims, or swallowing them whole. And she'd be relentlessly teasing any prey she devoured, mocking them, slapping her belly and going out of her way to ensure that her prey is as miserable as possible. Every time she belches ferociously, she'd just swallow down more air to ensure that her prey doesn't lose consciousness, because she wants them to squirm and writhe through digestion.
Riptor (Killer Instinct): I didn't even realize Riptor was female until a few months ago, but...yeah, I dig that raptor for her FAT-ality alone. It was one of those defining moments of my youth, watching her sit with a balloon belly before burping that made me realize, "Oh nooooo...I like voooooare..." XD
Mirko (MHA): Mirko's a strange one, because her eating habits are never really talked about, far as I know. But her look and personality just hit EVERY button for me. She's a huge, muscular gal with curves and the most aggressive, Tomboyish personality I've seen in the entire series. So I can VERY easily see her having a massive appetite just because of how muscular she is and needing tons of calories to do so. But due to how utterly aggressive she is, I can also see her working for macro vore, having a strong enough stomach to store shrunken prey until she can let them loose in custody, and using her mighty legs to jet her way out from a villains lair. And due to her personality and loud, abrasive nature, I can easily see her being someone who freely and LOUDLY burps without a care in the world.
Toga (MHA): Her whole thing is that she has a very twisted view of love and connection. With her, it's all about blood. She wants to ingest the blood of everyone and everything she loves. I could very easily see that turning into her swallowing a shrunken victim she loves whole and digesting them so they can be together forever. Helps that, at least in the manga, she canonically lets out a big burp when that teleport happens for the first time. ;)
Lady Venom (Marvel Comics): So, admittedly, I know nothing about Lady Venom. But Venom's one of my favorite preds, so the image of him latching onto a woman host and making her every bit as voracious and snarky as Venom is just hits all the right buttons. I can even make them seeing jokes about how her prey is gonna make her lose her girlish figure as she talks to her giant writhing belly, before letting loose a colossal belch, then giggling and excusing herself with zero shame or embarrassment as she teasingly slaps her huge, jiggling gut. You can probably sense a pattern at this point with me. 'XD
I'm sure there are others, but off the top of my head, this is what comes to mind for female preds. I don't have nearly as much as I do male preds, but Orca ranks among some of my all time favorite preds period, so take that information how you will. ;)
#ask belliesandburps#female pred#orca#mileena#lady dimitrescu#mirko#toga#riptor#alice b rabbit#belly kink#same size vore#safe vore#fatal vore#pred teasing#burping
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fantasy high junior year ep 1 liveblog
oh motherfucker i crashed into obsession with dimension 20 in a big way in a very short period of time. let's goooooooo
i find it hilarious that the loading time on dropout tanked right as it hit release time. i know you are all out there frantically hitting refresh
oh shit the content warning from neverafter narration ohohoho are we gonna have a fucked up season
!!!! i love the art style of the intro!!!! all fun sketchy!!!!! post it note graph paper lined paper crumply yes yes
i love lou's shirt so much. fun colors and mushrooms!
emily you are fair and valid but also that is the jankest setup for drinks ever. are you pouring hot drinks straight into a mason jar with no handle.
hand holding!! lil fingertip touchies. i feel like this will come back later and hurt me.
fantastic camera work and cinematography so far. somebody is working their ass off.
Oh lou has fun earrings! and his dead dad has a job in cleveland!
of course emily would play a wizard if fig died. you can rip her spell cards away from her cold dead hands and even then only if you could get past murph
night yorb. so stupid i love it.
gnome raised orc boy so upset about agricultural ramifications
I do love slow degradation apocalypse. a very fun concept. is the night yorb capitalism brennan. brennan you have to tell us if the night yorb is capitalism. are the yorbees elon musk fanboys.
oh i love the night yorb! i am a big fan of little fucked up goth creatures who communicate through screaming and incredible violence
I love the character profile screen! really leaning into the fun aesthetic
fig has defense mode and attack mode like crocs if her mini has a skateboard or not.
my boy gorgug! he is eating so much dust and making fun things these days
I do not trust squeem. squeem is going to go full calroy cruller. squeem who are you.
adaine just like me fr. covered in lil guys. she's a true wizard pondering orbs and summoning random shit for no particular reason.
boggy!! moggy!! i trust them and love them. rosamund du prix who. adaine abernant is the best disney princess
gorgug has a homunculus? what the hell is that
is. is baby driving. why is baby driving.
fabian is a callout post for me specifically. just because you learn to point your toes and flexibility to lift your leg into the air doesn't mean you have to do it all the time. it's just convenient. Also the haircut and the all black. fabian is just me with one less eye and much more charisma.
is he fucking the mirror? why is he fucking the mirror? fabian the mirror has to be evil. you only like people who are evil. oh he's fucking his own reflection. that's. that's. that's something.
Saint Kristen Applebees (ex-blanket burrito, current fitness buff, definitely not still upset about Tracker, 4 dexterity) sitting in the van like a normal person, not fucking mirrors
Riz! Riz! Riz! Oh thank god he's driving. With mage hand. He has to keep recasting it every minute but he's just extra like that
Rest easy y'all, he still has a stupid hat. it's just now a fedora. my condolences. counterpoint he is accessorizing and has a choker.
I love siobhan's massive folder of spell cards. she has her own spellbook
why are the two people safely inside the car the people that lost the most hp. fabian and kristen why are you exiled inside the van now
He has a necklace and choker? Riz as someone who accessorizes way too much you should have disadvantage on stealth from all that jangling
Riz driving the van with just a little more effort than a group of stoats
"so sexy inspector gadget"
they are going to fall over.
night yorb shittin sunday. it is fully wednesday but it is also night yorb shittin sunday
please fabian stop fucking the mirror
fabian last time you tried to leave a car it went so awfully
fabian it went so awfully. +13 to acrobatics for a 15 DC. this is deeply comical
"there is nothing magical about getting hit by a car"
lou got the murph curse
this is the Bad Kids experience. tables all over again. Imagine if the first thing lou did on his first turn of junior year was kill fabian
emily is raring at the bit to use silvery barbs. oh shit murph's got it too! power couple! they gave each other advantage
nat 20 dex save for a mod 16. no one is doing it like kristen applebees
fig don't huff night yorb shit.
riz needs to get vehicular manslaughter knuckle tattoos
oh cassandra i love you
portent rolls!!
gorgous
!!! the sound effect on the eldritch blast!!
squeem with some big fabian energy
gorgug does zelda know the complex relationship you have with squeem
gorgug is worried about the kelly blue book on his very heavily modified angelically possessed van
'the sunday scaries but you worked on the weekend'
"you started the season by getting run over. immediately."
night yorb shitting sunday once more
"ribbon dance this motherfucker!"
kristen is in her ricky matsui era
i trust no new characters they introduce now. that cowboy centaur with alcoholism and a rough family situation and the man he lets ride him are going to kill someone in this party i can feel it.
that fucking vulture
i love the bisexual lighting of this background
oo the glitter on the battle sheet on that mini rules
fabian no fabian don't fabian just stay on your motorcycle
oh thank fuck
actually no i'd prefer fabian to get crushed under the hangvan than to keep flirting with this fucking mirror. already broke up with aelwyn huh. probably for the best but really man don't fuck the mirror
balthazar is gone. but brennan very carefully didn't say dead so now i am very worried about us getting a cowboy space dead existentialism manifest destiny villain this season. and by very worried i mean hopeful
squeem
riz my dexterous son dodge that shit with 28+ rolls damn
cassandra you deserve the world. kristen please help a lady out. she's so lonely
murph's little beans!
oh we're getting in deep with the deep exhaustion of kids and teens forced to fight wars they were told would be good for them!!! my favorite!!!! i love this !!!!
what the fuck emily. uh. sour and curdled. is this ravening war again. is fig in deep with the cheese demons. fig is in deep with cheese demons. is she. is she the hungry one. is she with the hungry one now. what the fuck
well mark me down as scared and hungry
fabian stop flirting with the mirror.
oh shit there's a portal coming up next
oh no the van is going to die isn't it
duncan vs. plug debate on the economics of paying for blowjobs in the desert
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The following progressive of My Batman AU resembles some new origin stories and new accomplishments between the DC Universe.
Bio: Waylon Jones, he was born with an extreme form of the medical condition epidermolytic hyperkeratosis, which caused his appearance to develop progressively into that of a reptile, a condition that only worsened over time as it eventually developed into a body mutation and genetic disorder. With his mother dying during childbirth and his father abandoning him soon after, Waylon was raised his abusive, alcoholic aunt, who only encouraged and took part in the ridicule and abuse he suffered during most of his young life which he later sent to the freak circus.
When the Circus traveled to Gotham City, a great many vicious audience members staged a horrendous attack, destroying the circus and killing all whom Jones felt affection for. Seeking revenge on all humanity for their crimes and viewing them as disgusting, selfish and judgmental sacks of flesh, Croc's mind finally snapped completely and he began to devour countless individuals to survive, becoming a monster in body and spirit and eventually taking up residence in Gotham's Sewer System. A name Waylon took a liking into. Even tough Croc was a big brute, he proved himself to be smarter then most people gave him credit for as he used his strength and skills to rob jewel stores and banks. He came into frequent conflict with Batman, But Croc continued with his crimes for years, and also ate poor unfortunate people who went down into the sewers.
Appearance: He has the appearance of Arkham Origins, But Green and Yellow, Broken Chains from his wrist and a tail
Voice Actor: Travis Willingham
Age: 32
Height: 7.3 incs
Weight: 340 ibs
Personality: Extremely Aggressive, Violent, Gangs Member, Half Human and Half Monstrous behavior
Favorite Foods: Cannibalism Humans and All Meat
Family: Parents and Aunt *Deceased and terrible people*
Allies:Two-Face, Mr Freeze, Riddler, Poison Ivy, Black Mask, The Penguin and Joker *sometimes*
Enemies: Everyone else, Aron Cash, Batman and his Bat Team, Catwoman and The GCPD
Likes: Eating, Robbery, Money, Hire Hits and Fighting.
Dislikes: The Sunt Collar from Arkham, Beaten badly by Batman and Cold Tepetures
#my batman au#batman the animated rebirth#batman#batman dc#dc comics#waylon jones#killer croc#killer croc batman
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kick Batman today and earn a gold star
#batman#dc comics#batman and robin#Sunnycanwrite#batgirl#batfam#Dc eat my crocs#dc comic#dcu#dc universe#robin dc#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd
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I've gotten a whole bunch of new followers in the past 2 days so like hi lol (inhabits your garage and oscillates evilly) also.
I'm Bunni, resident tumblr normalguy nendo kin
I post mostly about nendo, under #nendoposting, but also saiki k content in general as well as other misc anime such as jjk, chainsaw man, mha, initial d, and mp100.
Other misc interests include webtoon adaptation of Omniscient Readers Viewpoint, DC, hot wheels, and my cat (#fatboy)
I like eating balla stixx until I'm sick, Polaroid and film photography, collecting little cars, metalcore and emo music, failing at digital art, and the colour brown. I do NOT like being smart, making sense, taking off my crocs, or enduring the mortifying ordeal of being known. I can be found face down in the mud, communing with the worms about the horrors of modern technology.
my art can be found under #dogbunni
my cat under #fatboy
hot wheels collection under #hot wheels tag
posts about nendo #nendoposting
personal posts are tagged #dogbunni diary log
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my brother was talking about the tumblr post about how there would be discourse in the dc universe about whether it was ok to think killer croc was hot and people would be like "well he actually has to eat people bc he's half crocodile" even though he doesn't and he isnt and I was just thinking. me defending jin amazons
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"have the rogues be of lower social status (due to being criminals, they weren't necessarily that low initially) and for them to be emulating the nobility in a way that's simultaneously breaking social (and actual!) laws like sumptuary laws and stuff AND ALSO it's making fun of the nobility somewhat" ohhhhhhh my god you're so right and I can't believe I didn't think of that that's honestly perfect and and i genuinely can't believe I didn't think of it because. That. That's literally a thing in the medieval times/ Renaissance thats part of multiple tales and stories
One story in particular that's quite historically important and fairly well known (so I don't know how I just forgot about it): it's a tale from 1510 called "Till Eulenspiegel" . I really suggest looking this one up on Wikipedia because not only is it interesting in general, but I also now realize that. Yeah. That's. That's literally what batman rogues are like. Because the story is about a guy who one day decided to just put on a silly costume and go around playing pranks and jokes on people - usually utilizing idioms, puns and riddles - to make fun of them, embarrass them and show everyone how stupid they are (and how much cleverer he is than everyone else). Literary historians also think that aside from general mischief and maliciousness Till's motivation also seems to be wanting to rebel against 'society' and its rules, which lines up perfectly with what you mentioned in your reply! So yeah your idea has actual literary precedent in times of the renaissance, which is so cool imo!! (Also I now have to imagine Batman having to deal with historical literary figures from that time like Till and the rat catcher of Hamelin ..that would be a fun comic pitch, DC should try doing it asjhjdhd)
As for the renaissance armor and fashion ideas: I'll send them to you in smaller separate asks, so it's less stressful than one ask with like 20 links, if that's alright? Because I don't want it to feel overwhelming especially if you're already not feeling too well! For now though: if you want look up the so called "dragon armor" by Filippo Negroli, I think that one would be the perfect armor for Killer Croc
HIII till eulenspiegel is SOOOO cool it's really interesting that the exact concept has been done and that there was like, a cooler joker in literary history!!! also i think that batman fighting people like till and the rat catcher of hamelin would be soooo fun for an elseworlds i would eat that up! or just putting batman in fairytale like settings and seeing how the characters play when there are additional rules/conventions in place!
feel free to send more armour it's so fun seeing the different kinds and also i've been researching armour this afternoon for a fic so i now know about the (i can't remember the name fuck) the one where it's like a doublet made out of smaller plates of metal or leather where they're lined with a different outer fabric and have patterns of three rivets? you probably know.
not sure if these are the exact ones you mean by dragon armour but holy hell are they cool. everything he did was extremely cool except working for charles v fuck that guy
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KILLER CROC v. THE EYES OF THE ADVERSARY in
SUICIDE SQUAD: EXTENDED CUT (2016) dir. David Ayer
#suicide squad#adewale akinnuoye-agbaje#adewale akinnuoye agbaje#waylon jones#killer croc#dceu#dc#dcmovies#dcfilms#dceuedit#dcedit#filmedit#movieedit#suicidesquadedit#snyderverse#my gifs#that's my husband and he's allowed to eat every cop he wants :)
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The fact that professional writes decided to write Jason as tentacle monster. Professional writers, my ass. I will never let this go. Jason is still a tentacle monster, he just hides it. The reason we think he doesn't kill now is the fact he eats bodies of killed and there's no evidence he killed
TW : Body horror (?).Just Jason Todd being a tentacle monster
YES! like idk what happened in the comic industry in 2006 but like, this is written by professional writers and approved by professional editorial! like, maybe at that time they're really into the idea of making Jason as this cartoonish villain so..., tentacle monster, why not?
Like how they let THIS into public. 2006 was wild. yes, that monster was Jason. and unlike vampire king Dick, this happened in the main continuity.
Especially now that DC operating under omniverse, which means everything is canon? so Tentacle monster under that logic is still canon, but so the era where Jason is also coming from circus-like Dick and was strawberry blonde and his parents were eaten by Killer Croc
It just like, it will never stop amaze me like how this idea was canon, it was approved and printed into the public, not to mention, JUST A YEAR after his heart-wrenching appearance in Under the Red Hood, like how DC came from that into a tentacle monster.
Turns out, in the comic world, one of the bat-family becoming a tentacle monster is more possible than one of them being queer (this happened in 2006, Tim coming out story just happened in 2021 🥲)
#Jason Todd#Tentatodd#randomlut got a mail#please talk to me more about tentatodd#i mean i know why this is not being talked among Jason fandom but cmon it's hilarious#Jason is not (always) this tsundere bad boy with a golden heart like what fanon believes#Tentatodd is more canon than all those fanon and it just hilarious
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