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wolfstarshipping · 10 months

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It's cold outside (1788 words) by Remustrash Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

post hogwarts, bed sharing trope

Summary: Remus is in the habit of staying the night at Sirius', even though there is only one bed which they inevitably have to share (what a pity!). Also, Sirius doesn't mind.

Comment: This was such a sweet and fluffy bed sharing fic, I really enjoyed reading it, it's one of those tropes I'll never grow tired of and I love how oblivious they both are in this fic!

#wolfstar #wolfstar fic #remus lupin #sirius black #bed sharing #it's cold outside #remustrash #wolfstar fic rec #post hogwarts #Getting Together #Sharing a Bed #Clueless Sirius #clueless remus #everyone knows #Fluff #Short One Shot #Short & Sweet #Minor James Potter/Lily Evans Potter #short

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lilyevansml · 1 year

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Sirius: FIVE MONTHS-

James: What’s up with him now?

Remus, trying not to laugh: It’s really not that big a deal I promise

Sirius: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT?!??! I NAMED HIM MOONY!!!

#Moony #Prongs #Padfoot #Marauders #marauders era #marauders headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #hogwarts #James Potter #devil remus lupin #marauders prank #clueless sirius

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a-great-big-tragedy · 14 days

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Fics where James gives Sirius relationship advice while he’s pinning over Reggie and doing nothing about it:

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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months

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Sirius, staring: Have you ever noticed that Moony has the most beautiful eyes?

James, nodding: Sure! They're all brown, like....chocolate!

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Sirius, a bit dreamily: Prongs, Moony has the most amazing smile. D'you see how it makes his whole face light up?

James, happily: Yeah, it's cool to see him happy!

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Sirius, contemplating deeply: Moony is probably the most attractive person at Hogwarts. Like really anyone who dates him is the luckiest person on the planet, you know?

James, considering: I mean, yeah, he's such a good friend, anyone would be lucky to date him.

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Sirius, red-faced and distracted, watching Remus lift something heavy: D'you ever think about what it would be like to shag Moony? He'd probably be very dominant, you know?

James, finally a bit uncomfortable: I mean...he is a werewolf.

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James, walking in on Sirius and Remus kissing: Wait, Sirius, you like Remus?

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adharastarlight · 2 years

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Sirius, sneaking away from Remus' bed at 3am.

James: Sirius Orion Black, why are you awake???

Sirius: ...why are you awake?

James, hiding Reg under his duvet: well, goodnight.

#they were both so oblivious #like remus and regulus had figured it out almost immediately #and just smirked at eachother whenever their clueless boyfriend's were being well - clueless #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black #james x regulus #dead gay wizards #remus lupin #wolfstar #starchaser #remus x sirius #james and sirius #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders era #marauders era #harry potter marauders

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spinderella-umbrella · 2 months

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@wolfstarmicrofic | Riddikulus | 500 words

Note: Mature themes; references to sex

Remus sucks his teeth- he hears the Slytherins before he sees them; tone snide, as it almost always is. They turn the corner and ahead Rosier sneers, but Crouch’s’ eyes light up with mischief when he sees them.

Crouch extends his neck showing off the collection of dark bruises to his housemate, running a painted nail along the littering of marks.

“Black’s part vampire, I’m telling you.” Crouch says, eyes not leaving Sirius.

Remus had been pretty sure that Regulus was queer but it seemed pretty rude to out him to his brother like that. Remus eyes Sirius warily, his hand inching towards his wand-just in case.

“Funny, I seem to recall it was you doing the sucking.” Sirius retorts, making a crude gesture with his fist to his mouth and his tongue in his cheek.

Did he walk in on his brother getting a blowie? Awkward.

James gasps audibly next to Sirius and backhands his arm, “No way!” He says, gaping, and Remus is officially confused.

Sirius rolls his eyes and closes his hands around James’ arm. “Let’s go.” He tugs to keep them moving.

Peter, is somehow in this instance faster on the uptake than Remus is, because as they begin moving past the Slytherins he bursts, “Pads did you hook up with Barty?” In a loud whisper.

And Remus misses a step, tripping and very embarrassingly being caught and steadied by Sirius- grey eyes looking Remus over to make sure he was okay before letting go.

“He did!” Barty calls after them. Did only seconds pass? It had felt much longer.

Remus turns back to the other boys with a frown as Barty continues- “Seems to have a thing for blondes with daddy issues!”

And then he winks. He winks at Remus- it’s undeniable- and Remus’ face flushes with heat because does he know that Remus has a giant crush on Sirius? Is he taking the piss? Rubbing it in that he’ll never have him? That Sirius would rather fuck Barty Crouch than even look at Remus romantically?

It’s his panic that stops him from catching Sirius’ arm before he casts the spell—Riddikulus of all things.

Barty’s hair turns green, sprouting out and straight up like a troll doll, his nose growing comically large, brown eyes bulging. Sirius laughs, loud and with glee, and Remus can’t help the chuckle that leaves him as Barty’s hand flies to his face, his mouth open in shock.

“Fix this!” He demands of Sirius, but they’re already backing away at a run.

“Sorry Crouch!” Sirius shouts over his shoulder as he turns and runs with the marauders, Rosier too busy laughing to be of any help.

“He’s probably not going to forgive you for that,” Remus comments as they slow to a walk.

Sirius grins. “Probably not, no. He wasn’t the blonde I was looking for, anywho.”

Remus’ brows furrow in confusion, but before he can ask, Sirius is heading into their next class and taking a seat next to James.

#remus is pining and wishing remus would get the hint #marauders #maraudersfanfiction #wolfstar #marauders era #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #marauders fanfiction #james potter #remus doesn’t even think he’s blonde #he’s never gonna realise #Barty is blonde don’t come for me #clueless remus lupin #idiot Sirius

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billsbae · 5 months

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Barty looking at Peter studying in the library: Are you thinking what I'm thinking Evan?

Evan & Barty: Smash.

+ bonus

Peter: They're looking again

Mary: Yeah because they're fucking in love with you idiot

Peter: What what?

Marlene: Gosh stop being such an useless gay and go talk to them

Lily: *nodding*

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bbloodyashes · 3 months

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Im not really a fan of the whole ‘Regulus knows everything.’ Idea. Because that man is actually clueless in the real world.

This: Regulus doesn’t know how to knit because that’s a house elf’s responsibility. But Sirius knows how to knit because Effie knows how to knit.

Regulus doesn’t know how to fix a broken window without magic, but Sirius does because Remus does.

Sure Regulus could be smarter academically, but really, he knows nothing about being outside.

NOW PUT THAT MAN ON A CAMPING TRIP

#marauders #the marauders #sirius black #sirius #dead gay wizards #harry potter #remus lupin #regulus black #regulus #sirius and regulus #black brothers #maraudersera #regulus is clueless #hes so silly

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hearts4dorlene · 11 months

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Dorcas: You are genuinely so fucking irritating McKinnon, leave me the fuck alone

Marlene: Trust me, I take no pleasure being in the same vicinity as you. Piss off!

Remus, to Sirius: I think they're having an enemies-to-lovers moment

Sirius: A what? Speak normal

Remus: I bet 10 galleons they get together eventually

Sirius: Are you joking? You're on. Easiest cash I'll ever make

*a fair few years later*

Marlene: Guys, I have a partner and they're DORCAS FUCKING MEADOWES. I actually love my life

Remus, to Sirius: Told you so, 10 galleons please

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders era #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #dorlene #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #enemies to lovers #remus lupin is basically a seer #sirius is clueless #dorlene love each other #but they hate each other at first #dorcas meadowes was the baddest bitch #marlene is such a simp i swear #nonbinary dorcas

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jehcee · 10 months

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Sirius: you are an ass

James: Am I just any ass or regulus' ass?

Sirius: anything.. How does it matter? Well maybe more like regulus' ass (thinks that's an insult)

James: oh my god you just flirted with me!!

James: (screaming) Moony padfoot said I'm hot!!!

Sirius: what do u mean? When did I say that?

Sirius (realising) : hey what's going on here! Explain.

James is in trouble now.

#Sirius wonders why does james find Reggie hot #sirius is clueless #james is innocent #james x regulus #james loves regulus #jegulus #remus x sirius #sirius black #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #regulus black #james potter #remus lupin #padfoot #prongs #moony #mauraders #wolfstar

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monsteryesweare · 1 year

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James, singing : 'We built this city, We built this city on rock and roll"

Sirius: What song is that?

James: I don't know, its moony's playlist

#This is really stupid but it presents clueless purebloods #maraudersera #regulus #james potter #jegulus #regulus deserved better #incorrect marauders quotes #remus lupin #remus and sirius

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veesstar0555 · 6 months

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james: can you babysit harry for a bit?

remus:

remus: okay.. sure?

*an hour later*

remus: uhmmm, you want a beer?

sirius: HES FOUR?

remus: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM?

sirius: NOT BLOODY INTOXICATE HIM!

#wolfstar babysitting #harry potter #young harry #james potter #marauders #sirius black #wolfstar #remus being clueless #remus you want a beer lupin

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inhale-fandoms-exhale-asdfghjkl · 9 months

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Not me listening to the Harry Potter audiobooks and gasping at dramatic moments as if I haven’t read this shit a million times.

#I legit almost got in a car accident the other day because I was crying on the freeway about Neville’s parents #and I giggle everytime ron and hermione are being clueless idiots #I just know I’m gonna be a mess by the end of ootp #Sirius’ death will definitely hit different as audio #and then it’s all downhill from there with the last 2

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adharastarlight · 2 years

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Lily: where are the other two idiots?

James: oh, Rem is teaching Si how to play chess

Lily:

Marlene:

Regulus:

Peter:

Dorcas:

Barty:

Pandora:

Mary:

Evan:

Marls: who's going to tell him?

Reg: um, love, my brother's been playing chess for years

James Oblivious Potter: then what have they been doing up there each night for the past month!?

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myheadsgonenumb · 1 year

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Wolfstar: all in the subtext #1

The boys’ faces were a picture - going from embarrassed, to scandalised, to horrified in quick succession. And then came the loud exclamations of disgust. ‘That’s hideous! I don’t believe it!’ James said.

‘Well it’s true.’

‘So you’re saying your mum and dad…?’

‘Well not just mine. Yours too. Everyone’s…’

‘Errrrr !’

Remus shook his head. ‘Well - that’s how it’s done. I don’t know what to tell you.’

But Peter still looked confused. ‘Alright let’s say … you know - is how you make a baby. How did Andromeda end up expecting before she was married?’

‘That’s a good point,’ Sirius nodded - and they all turned and looked expectantly at Remus, who sighed.

‘Grown ups do it for fun as well,’ he said, ’… I think .’ His mum hadn’t told him that part. But he had figured it out; he had heard his parents talking about how he would never get married, because of what he was, and that this was a terrible tragedy … And he started to figure out that they meant he would never get to … you know - and they felt sorry for him … but it was inevitable because no one would ever want a werewolf.

He looked up to see Sirius staring at him intently. ‘What?’

(The Wolf's Tail, Ch 24: Saturday)

#wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #clueless purebloods #remus was always professor lupin #marauders era #canon compliant marauders' fic #the wolf's tail #hogwarts #sex education wizard style

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saspas-corner · 2 years

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sirius Black & Remus Lupin, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Sirius Black & James Potter Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Regulus Black Additional Tags: Minor Injuries, Light Angst, Young Sirius Black, Animagus Sirius Black, Animagus Regulus Black Summary:

Sirius worked really hard to study for a test... and completely fails it. All that time and energy- gone. Sirius hates himself for it.

#Sirius is clueless #His brother is an animagus #Upsetti spaghetti Sirius Black #He studied so hard for his test #But failed it anyway #Sirius Black #regulus black #marauders

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