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jehcee · 5 days
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*Lily in labour*
James on call : quick drive her to the hospital reg!!
Regulus: NO!! I can't do that!!
James: you can do anything reg! You are awesome!
Regulus: I have NEVER in my life rode a bicycle!
Regulus : I can't drive!!
James: how the hell do you travel?
Regulus: rollerskates!!
Lilly:
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jehcee · 5 days
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Real conversation I had with my friends but making it mauraders ✨
Sirius: what are you doing prongs?
James: removing all the darkness in me
Sirius: tan removal facial?
James: tan removal facial.
Sirius: I'm gonna bleach my face today !!!
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jehcee · 25 days
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Regulus does talk too much.. but only with the voices in his head.
First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?
First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.
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c: @akwardsilince
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jehcee · 1 month
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Barty: not lying to your partner is so difficult.
Remus: true
Barty:I mean how am I supposed to maintain my reputation if I give you the real reasons for why I did what I did.
Remus: yeah, why do you want to know my insecurities bro? Just accept that I'm a bitch like everyone else!
Regulus: sigh
Evan:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: thank God I'm not alone in this.
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jehcee · 1 month
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Barty would occasionally state an absolutely human fact about himself, then add that's because I'm gay. With full confidence.
All this just to give the straight homophobic to give some gay panic ✨✨
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jehcee · 1 month
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Someone misunderstands something about Remus,
Remus: Half knowledge is dangerous, I would like to keep you in danger. 😁
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jehcee · 1 month
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In the wolfstar relationship...
Sirius the yapper and Remus is the listener. But Sirius is always worried about Remus' reactions. He's worried Remus might not be interested in his yapping. But Remus just loves listening to Sirius. No matter what the topic is. He loves knowing him better and absorbing all the information to the point he forgets to react.
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jehcee · 1 month
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Wolfstar dating:
Remus calls it a casual relationship.
Sirius is worried how his mother might spoil their wedding and if Reggie would approve or not.
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jehcee · 5 months
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If you ignore the 3 A's about me, I'm almost a Saint.
(The 3 A's in question: Arson, Addiction, Arousal)
~ Barty crouch jr.
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jehcee · 5 months
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Did you read all the young dude? If not, what’s your fav fanfic of the marauders?
I have read ATYD!!! And it is my fav fanfic for the mauraders. The description of Remus is perfect🤌. But yes I ship jegulily so I have read a few fanfics about them too. 😊
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jehcee · 5 months
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Sirius crying, bawling, throwing up, breaking down into pieces, while having the last 'Ladoo' Euphemia made for diwali.
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jehcee · 5 months
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James: why are you so late babe?
Regulus: I was locked in the bathroom
James: What?!! How did you manage to come out?
Regulus: I unlocked the door.
James:
Remus: you locked yourself in the bathroom?
Regulus: you can say that...
Sirius: Bitch! Please! Say that you were fucking isolating yourself!
Regulus: you can say that...
James: can I ask 'why? '
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jehcee · 5 months
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The problem with having a great fashion sense and super close friends is, they might steal ALL YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AND NEVER GIVE THEM BACK!!
~ Pandora (standing half naked in front of her closet, bcz there's absolutely nothing in there)
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jehcee · 5 months
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My boobs are my roman empire.
I wonder if bra is a prison?
are both of them friends?
Can one of them survive alone?
~ Lily evans
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jehcee · 5 months
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You guys relate with memes I relate with my Psychiatry textbook, we are not the same bro.
~ Remus Lupin
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jehcee · 5 months
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There is a very fine line between platonically flirting with your girls and being a lesbian. The line is blurred for me
~ Mary at some point
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jehcee · 6 months
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After an exhausting day
Sirius: I need icecream cold enough to freeze my brain
Peter: bold of you to assume your brain ever worked 😏
Sirius: normal people like you annoy me!
Sirius: sure my brain is of no help in some situations
Sirius: but that doesn't mean my brain ever shuts up!!
Remus: I wish I could fuck the voices in your head to shut them up
Peter:
James:
Remus: .... So that came out loud I guess
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