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https://holly-516.tengp.icu/j/7lCzkuN
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man-rule-better-wish · 16 hours
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https://april-861.tengp.icu/z/Bsu98QK
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serve-oil-ask · 1 day
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floor-help-crime · 2 days
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charliepunningstar · 2 days
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Ya know, Ive known Alastor for quite some time and not many people know this about him but he is a very skilled archer!
One could say he's quite the arrow ace. - 🌹
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Hogwarts has a free day
Peter: Guys, they are clothing school tomorrow.
James: Jup, they shirt it down.
Remus: That socks.
Sisius: I was underwear of this.
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viktheviking1 · 6 months
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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punstars · 11 months
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bi-thot-daughter · 2 months
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BG3 Valentines ⚔️❤️
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kawaoneechan · 6 months
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Breaking Bad, but Walter makes DIY HRT instead of meth.
Jesse: What about that prema-whatsit, Mistah White? Walter: Compared to other options, premarin is bullshit. Jesse: That's funny, I thought it was horse piss.
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bismutharts · 27 days
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'tis the season. happy april fools, and thanks to everyone whose jokes i copied down, so thanks to:
@toastyglow @ehlers-world-problems @streetlight-spam @spidermanifested and @fwizard
i have decided to do a zine challenge this april. a zine a day, hopefully, inspired by @koddlet's zinetober last year, so there's more to come, hopefully. i'm typing this on the 31st of march, so i'm giving myself a headstart
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andromedaspark · 4 months
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Loki variant but it's a dolphin
Call that Glorious Porpoise
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terrencetheshark14 · 5 months
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Do British transmascs take Tea shots?
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guess1mjustheren0w · 2 months
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TF U MEAN ALHAITHAM WOULD HATE CYNO'S PUNS AND BE ANNOYED BY THEM??? HE'S A LANGUAGE MAJOR!!! HE WOULD LOVE PUNS BECAUSE THEY ARE A WAY TO PROVIDE HUMOUR THROUGH LANGUAGE THAT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD IF ONE HAS INTELLIGENCE ENOUGH!'
IF CYNO MAKES A PUN HE WOULD MAKE ANOTHER IN TURN AND THEN THE TWO STAND IN COMPETITION HAVING A CONVERSATION ABSOLUTELY MADE OF PUNS AND THEY JUST KEEP GOING BECAUSE NEITHER WANTS TO LOOSE THE PUN WARS!
Thank you for coming to my ted rant
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aromanticduck · 7 months
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"If you have two mums, what are you supposed to call them?" Easy. The taller one is Maximum and the smaller one is Minimum.
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super5tarfruit · 5 months
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December 11th, 2023
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Previous Drawing || Next Drawing Noelle has self-assigned herself as "Mrs. Claus of Hometown" (name W.I.P.) Sans and Papyrus watch from a distance: "I think she's a lost 'claus'" ... "SANS, WHY ARE YOU WEARING BOOTS MADE OF SNO- "
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