https://holly-516.tengp.icu/j/7lCzkuN
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Ya know, Ive known Alastor for quite some time and not many people know this about him but he is a very skilled archer!
One could say he's quite the arrow ace. - 🌹
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Hogwarts has a free day
Peter: Guys, they are clothing school tomorrow.
James: Jup, they shirt it down.
Remus: That socks.
Sisius: I was underwear of this.
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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Breaking Bad, but Walter makes DIY HRT instead of meth.
Jesse: What about that prema-whatsit, Mistah White?
Walter: Compared to other options, premarin is bullshit.
Jesse: That's funny, I thought it was horse piss.
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'tis the season. happy april fools, and thanks to everyone whose jokes i copied down, so thanks to:
@toastyglow @ehlers-world-problems @streetlight-spam @spidermanifested and @fwizard
i have decided to do a zine challenge this april. a zine a day, hopefully, inspired by @koddlet's zinetober last year, so there's more to come, hopefully. i'm typing this on the 31st of march, so i'm giving myself a headstart
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Do British transmascs take Tea shots?
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TF U MEAN ALHAITHAM WOULD HATE CYNO'S PUNS AND BE ANNOYED BY THEM??? HE'S A LANGUAGE MAJOR!!! HE WOULD LOVE PUNS BECAUSE THEY ARE A WAY TO PROVIDE HUMOUR THROUGH LANGUAGE THAT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD IF ONE HAS INTELLIGENCE ENOUGH!'
IF CYNO MAKES A PUN HE WOULD MAKE ANOTHER IN TURN AND THEN THE TWO STAND IN COMPETITION HAVING A CONVERSATION ABSOLUTELY MADE OF PUNS AND THEY JUST KEEP GOING BECAUSE NEITHER WANTS TO LOOSE THE PUN WARS!
Thank you for coming to my ted rant
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"If you have two mums, what are you supposed to call them?" Easy. The taller one is Maximum and the smaller one is Minimum.
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December 11th, 2023
Previous Drawing || Next Drawing
Noelle has self-assigned herself as "Mrs. Claus of Hometown" (name W.I.P.)
Sans and Papyrus watch from a distance:
"I think she's a lost 'claus'"
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"SANS, WHY ARE YOU WEARING BOOTS MADE OF SNO- "
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