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'tis the season. happy april fools, and thanks to everyone whose jokes i copied down, so thanks to:
@toastyglow @ehlers-world-problems @streetlight-spam @spidermanifested and @fwizard
i have decided to do a zine challenge this april. a zine a day, hopefully, inspired by @koddlet's zinetober last year, so there's more to come, hopefully. i'm typing this on the 31st of march, so i'm giving myself a headstart
#zine#my zine#bis arts#art#physical art#printed zine#8 page zine#1 sheet zine#puns#bad puns#good puns#post collection#inspired by a post#image described#long post#silly zine#jokes#dad jokes#handmade zine#zinepril#aprine
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They call him Chilchuck 'cause he got no chill. He chucked it.
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Time for the most important Minnesota tradition—the MNDOT snowplow naming contest. Here’s this years list of finalists from over 8,000 submissions.
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If a genderfluid person cums, their cum is just that... gender fluid
@zerokrox-blog
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In the centre of a temple devoted to the patron of bards, there stands a tower. People flock to this structure when they've lost their way in life, hoping to get some ideas or just plain hope.
I call it...
The In-Spire! :D
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time puns to say before brutally murdering a certain gang that rhymes with sad toys:
"If time's an arrow, then you're going down."
"Time is money, and you've gone into debt."
"Waste my time and I'll waste yours."
"I'm going to kill you."
"Catch these clock hands-"
-About to set a dog on someone- "This is Rolex, he's a watch dog."
If I think of any more I'll update this, but I'll take my time.
#limited life#trafficblr#good puns#I didn't think this season would be the season of puns#but here we are
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this post on r/relationship_advice is killing me
#hyperfixations are a thing#and he needs go get a handle on it#but puns and bread are both my favourite so…#bread!#good puns#description in alt#classic reddit
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Mexico did their own version of the Boston Tea Party back when they fought for their independence
Call that shit Sink-All De Mayo
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I’ve been doing a rewatch of “Gossip Girl,” and the amount of puns that they make out of Chuck Bass’ name is hysterical. 😅
(This one is still my favorite though.)
#gossip girl#rewatch#tv shows#motherchucker#pretty funny#fandom#chuck bass#I’m Chuck Bass#good puns#punsfordays#puns
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Return to stendarr
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A murder of crows, by Sarah Yarwood-Lovett.
‘Glad to reset their conversation onto the safer ground of murder,’
I love it when characters say things like that in a way that suggests it’s so normal and don’t realise how it sounds to everyone else.
‘Do you know what, I could murder-’
Also this line was brilliant when Nell said it. Loved that shot at turning the phrase totally into a joke.
*after accidentally hitting a duck* ‘I see you barely dabble in football, but surely even you know that’s a fowl,’
Gosh do I love a pun and lines like that are amazing.
#quotes#because why the hell not#shitposts#friends#dumb puns#terrible puns#good puns#books and reading#book blog#book review#this book is free on kindle just so you know#you’re welcome
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Jin Sakai, Sameowrai
(he's a confirmed catboy, is what I'm saying)
#ghost of tsushima#jin sakai#furry#furries#catboy#cats#cat#kitten#i love puns#good puns#bad puns#terrible puns#puns
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This pun is so underrated. Give it some love!
#noble walker#mayor of jericho#mayor#jericho#netflix wednesday#wednesday addams#good puns#all of the puns
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Why could Shingen never become vegan?
Because he's too...
#ikemen series#ikemen sengoku shingen#ikemen sengoku#ikesen#ikesen shingen#good puns#otome#otome game
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