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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
#funny stuff#funny memes#puns#bad puns#pun#terrible puns#dad jokes#bad jokes#toilet#toilet joke#funny#funny post#funny polls#funny content#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#dumb jokes
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What was Ivan Checkov’s favorite type of throne?
Porcelain
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#toilet joke#toilet next to vanity#toilet bound hanako kun#toilet bound fanart#toilet bound x reader#toilet bound icons#Youtube
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Me: You know how there are people named Burt Burns? Just call me Butt Burns! *says all this while on toilet in pain lolol*
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fionna's world being represented by a dandelion makes so much sense ... they're weeds. yet people make wishes through them, changing their whole meaning from something meant to be destroyed to something hopeful.
dandelions are also resilient and it makes sense that something associated with them would. you know. perservere despite the destruction caused by the scarab.
but ultimately i think what REALLY made me tear up over this is that dandelions are really boring plants. when you're a kid you blow on them and make your wish but they're not eyecatching or anything but still, fionna's final wish was for her old world to still exist as it was when she left it (> plain and simple. boring even).
like the moment she realized she would lose her friends, and that her friends might forget each other if the world got its magic back, she immediately decided she didn't want it and I think that ties back to the dandelion metaphor so well... like, do you really need magic to be real to find it everywhere? or can you turn something boring into something magical?
#remi rambles#fionna and cake#f&c spoilers#sorry i have many Not Silly thoughts about the finale#i looove fionna she was such a wonderful character .. so well written and real TO ME#shes my best friend shes my everything shes silly she makes me so emotional#like even when simon told her he was gonna wear the crown to get the magic back to her world#< the moment she realized he would go crazy she started to think about it#like she wont sacrifice a friend just to get what she really wants#i really loved her journey through the show idk#going from being so over her routine > finding out magic can be dark too > making her own magical world just by loving her friends#like its so much more than 'the power of friendship will save us!!'#yes she saved the world thanks to the love she had for her friends but it was backed up by a full journey beforehand#i think. the line about having functional toilets (while still being a p good joke) makes the point so much clearer#we have been to the end of the universe and back but we have functioning toilets !!!#like do u get it. do i sound crazy#< crazy person voice#anyway yes im done sorry#live laugh love fionna and cake
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My organs don't jiggle jiggle, they fold
They really like to wiggle wiggle, fo sho
Makes me wanna dribble dribble, ya know
Riding in my fiat, really gotta see it
6 feet 2 and shits compact, no slack
Luckily these feet move fast
Gotta knack to relax
Sipping this red, red wine
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go clock boy go
#toilet bound hanako kun#jibaku shounen hanako kun#anime#my art#yashiro nene#aoi akane#minamoto teru#jshk spoilers#eh#funny. now give us hananene#(this is a joke)
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I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.
#mike cooper my bestie mike cooper#when julian records him talking about the house and he looks up and goes 'thanks julian'#like... he knows that means he's there and he believes enough to interact with them even when alison isnt there#like. he means so much to me#it would be so easy for him as a character to just always be the straight man#and be going along with it for alisons sake but then roll his eyes#but he doesnt!!! he trusts that they're there! he tries to talk to them when she's not there~!!#yeah maybe he's a little bit scared of them at first but then those are his wife's family!#that's his wife's group of friends and he wants to be included!!#he wants to know their inside jokes. he pays attention. he knows which one is which.#when alison says mary is gone he says#'the one that smells like toast and spies on me in the toilet' like. yeah she had more personality than that#but he remembers who she is!!!!!!!!!!#and acknowledges that alison needs to mourn!#i'm gonna sobBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bbc ghosts#i cant watch ghosts high i get so emotional
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Akane is so pathetic in the chapter, what a guy. Teru and Aoi really have bad taste.
#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#terukaneaoi#aoikane#terukane#i keep joking about how akane have bad taste but i don't bully teru and aoi nearly enough for liking him#aoi akane#akane aoi#teru minamoto#minamoto teru
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only the finest, highest-brow jokes for you today. (I remain unconvinced that Shuggodam has indoor plumbing. Racules is a bad king okay)
(I was going to have Kaguragi busting in like a Kool-Aid man in Toufu, until I decided endless kuroko was funnier...but I still like the insanity of the thumbnail.)
#art#super sentai#kingohger#king ohger#long post#i don't normally do the toilet jokes but this wouldn't leave my head#gira's been having a DAY okay#damnit racules#poop and bathroom stuff mentions
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The Beatles in Help! (1965)
#strangely enough the same thing happened when I went to the abbey road toilets#paul recreating his tenerife drowning in gif 2#anyway this is a cinematic masterpiece#although us john girls really missed out#will leave jokes about them getting ravaged in men’s bathrooms to my beloved mutuals#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#the beatles#help! (1965)#help! movie#javelin’s gifs#javelin’s gifs: help!
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john shitsmore, everybody
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and if you kick every transmasc with autism out of this country, then WHO is going to be reading your comics, paul dano?
#eli’s funnies#maybe one of my best#look up ‘then who is going to be cleaning your toilet donald trump’ if you don’t get this#please i need everybody to understand this joke#anyway i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again…#transmascs and lesbians are like the five star generals of danonation#paul dano#danonation#riddler year one
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Apples
"Apple a day, keeps the hardwares away!"
#skibidi toilet#skibidi toilet oc#skibidi toilet fanart#skibidi oc#skibidi fanart#oc clark#oc ray#oc spark#rodney answers#HELP THEM#WHOEVER ASKED THIS IS EVIL TO THEM /JOKING
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finally fighting godfrey in game and its such a good fight but like i cant stop laughing at the fact that fromsoft really genuinely put a bara gilf into the game…… like hes tits out sweating and everything. also laughing bc his phase transition is literally just him failing all his centuries worth of anger managment training and immediately killing his emotional support cat as a result
#another reason why im laughing is that the opening cutscene where he holds morgotts corpse is genuinely a bit. actually very sad to me. so#im distracting myself by making jokes about godfrey killing his emotional support cat and returning to his freshly divorced dysfunctional#self after showing up to his old house and job like Hah im looking like a lord again itll be fine ive had time to heal and then he#immediately loses it and starts flushing his medication down the toilet#fromsoft
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