Bro why am I always dying?? 😭 now I got bronchitis. Wtf.

I'll stop buying concert tickets when I'm dead

tim, the chicken noodle soup you made from scratch with dana and the full dinner spread you planned on making bruce for father's day will always be famous 2 me <3

Vessel, II, III, and IV.

(Source - by the amazing, brilliant, spectacular Adamrosssi)

(plays the butterfly soup 2 epilogue for the 200th time) you know what

I feel like a thing we don’t talk about enough in the context that Jack LIVES in the asylum is: If Lucy had accepted his proposal, was he going to bring her back to live there with him???

Like, I grant you it’s fully possible he was planning to buy a perfectly normal house with a proverbial white picket fence, but this is Jack “brought a lancet to propose” Seward, and I think it’s just as likely that he either hadn’t thought this through, or else thinks it’s Perfectly Normal Behavior to bring your brand new wife, a sheltered society girl, back to your asylum to share your Brooding Goth Asylum Lifestyle.

Would their kids have been raised there?? Not just in any asylum, but the asylum with security fiascos second only to Arkham? The asylum where one of his patients successfully ran into his study with a knife and stabbed him???

Obsessed with the idea of Renfield escaping for the 159603th time and Jack having a mild heart attack when he finds him in the kid’s room, but Renfield is just holding Baby Seward very gently and singing “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” (or as it was known back then, I kid you not, “The Blooming Bloody Spider”) while the two of them play with an actual spider.

Tiny collection of civvies!Steph I had lying around in my screenshots

Kaveh, lying sick on the couch, allows himself to be comforted by Haitham's hands, which gently stroke his forehead and hair. Occasionally, he mumbles incomprehensible complaints, calculating and mentally continuing to work rather than resting. After another sigh, Haitham lowers his headphones, placing the book.

"What are you saying?" he asks, a mix of amusement and concern. "Shh— I have to calculate the length of the steel structures" Kaveh murmurs weakly, without losing his adorable pout. "Really?" he playfully presses on, brushing Kaveh's warm forehead. "Shh—" Kaveh repeats weakly, finally drifting off to sleep.

A little later, he wakes up, his forehead resting on his lover's thigh, the hand that never ceased to hold him tightly. He smiles, filled with comfort, embracing him closely.

what if we were both boys and we made each other soup when we were sick

So I saw a screenshot of Ralph without his hat (for his wedding outfit + I think a DLC outfit didn't have it?) and honestly. There's a reason he wears it. It's unfair if he doesn't. Olive Town really is just "hot bisexuals in your area" and they would thrive if they advertised it as such.

he has risen or whatever

the siblings!

Zoro is sick in bed and Sanji brings him food (inspired by Parks and Rec)

Zoro: Oh hey

Sanji: Oh hey there, I got you some onigiri courtesy of a street vendor and chicken soup, courtesy of me

Zoro: I'll take the onigiri

Sanji: Okay, I'll leave the chicken soup there just in case, it's an old family recipe. It's not a big deal. But-

Zoro: Thanks, shit-cook

Ah, yes, soup operas. We all know and love those, right?

IV with BMTH.

(Source - the brilliant Ghoulf4ngz)

Storytime, when I started a second playthrough it was mainly because I craved sudoku. Female Ryder (custom), Scott Ryder / Mass Effect Andromeda (c) Bioware