Zoro is sick in bed and Sanji brings him food (inspired by Parks and Rec)

Zoro: Oh hey

Sanji: Oh hey there, I got you some onigiri courtesy of a street vendor and chicken soup, courtesy of me

Zoro: I'll take the onigiri

Sanji: Okay, I'll leave the chicken soup there just in case, it's an old family recipe. It's not a big deal. But-

Zoro: Thanks, shit-cook

Cypress Ander: I've had my new sister Mako in my life for a only about a day but if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in town and then myself

When the larping gestures start to feel real

“This is my husband Joel and Joel’s trophy wife, Etho.”

Robin: If you were a dog, which breed would you most be like?

Nancy: Robin, I love you but what kind of question is that?

Eddie: Don't beat yourself up but you'll probably never guess what kind of dog I am.

Steve: Because you're not a dog. You're a cat. You're temperamental. You're unpredictable, complex, and hard to read. You make people work before you let them in. But if they put the time in and prove that they care, then you open yourself up to them. Right?

[Shocked silence from everyone]

Eddie: [Smiles]

Please accept this humble shitpost.

I find it very disturbing how in every Team Green fanfic, Rhaenyra is constantly written as this sex-crazed maniac without a brain, and her sons are all temperamental little monsters hinted to be mad and Ramsay wannabes. Oh, and looking back on every Team Neutral fanfic I've read, Alicent is still the victim, batting her teary puppy dog eyes, and Rhaenyra is still the wicked witch who is spoiled. At the end of the story, Aegon or Aemond is crowned king, while Rhaenyra's sons are either disgraced, sent to the Wall, or worse. HOTD fanfics that claim to be Team Neutral but are still Green sympathetic are something else :/

The problem is that in order to position yourself as "Team Neutral," you kind of need to deny the fact that the Dance was about:

The battle of two ideologies (oath vs. opportunism) in the absence of codified law and a "higher authority." Where the side that claims 'tradition' can more accurately be described as weaponizing certain 'traditions' and biases for opportunism. A battle that concludes with the clear message of, that while oath and honour might not always be enough, that you need to be careful and cannot assume everyone will act under that worldview, that it's the understandings we make between each other that ultimately hold society together.

Patriarchy (and unjust systems in general) punish everyone within them. You're punished for cooperating, and you're especially punished for pushing back. And women like Rhaenyra have to push back, else they'd never see power. But it's impossible for them to push back in every regard because, unless they decide to go Fire and Blood and be labelled a tyrant, they are ultimately still subject to that system. And they'll be punished for any move they make. It's not that "no one is worthy of the throne." It's that the system itself is unworthy. And those are not the same thing.

The problem is, when you examine the story with those two themes in mind, the Blacks are more in the right. GRRM makes it clear they're more in the right. That doesn't mean it isn't complicated. That doesn't mean the underlying system isn't wrong. But there's still a clearly "better" position. It's also clear that Rhaenyra is punished by the unjust system far more than her brothers are, and far more than Alicent is — because Alicent (especially show!Alicent) often makes her own prison.

So the only way to be "Team Neutral," the only way to view it as a conflict where "both sides are in the wrong," is to erase those two very essential themes. And obviously, that's going to be to the detriment of the side that occupies the "high ground" in those themes.

And that's why you get these weird narratives that often play into the very injustices, the very attitudes that the story condemns. Once you erase that condemnation, it's very easy, too easy, to start contradicting it. Because forms of those injustices persist to this day, and they're all too easy to embrace.

the inspiration flavor text have been really funny but this one is by far my fave so far XD my favorite ron swanson quote really

(i think i got this by successfully convincing a guard that we were supposed to be there which is wild b/c my druid is generally not good at those, but they try every time)

"As the Force as my witness... they are dead to me."

There must be a reason why ponchos are not Cal's primary clothing article of choice at the beginning of Survivor... I'm guessing that it has something to do with this and this.

Charlie: Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny.

“…said Mr. Schwartz, a paramedic and backcountry park ranger who has worked at Grand Canyon National Park since 2012.”

New fic idea - Ian as “a paramedic and backcountry park ranger”

😍🥰🥾🎒💦🏔️

Iceman: hey Mav, you're not going to go against Viper again are you?

Maverick: not to worry, I have a permit

Iceman: this just says "I can do what I want"

Namaari: *Addressing group* Alright everyone, listen up. We have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach the location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also from now on, we we will be using code names

Namaari: You can address me as Eagle One

Namaari: *pointing at Atitaya* Atitaya, code name: been there, done that

Raya: *pointing at Raya* Raya is: currently doing that 

Raya and Namaari: *high hive*

Namaari: *pointing at Sisu* Sisu is: It happened in a dream once

Namaari: *pointing at Benja* Benja Code name: If I had to pick a dude

Namaari: Mother, you’re Eagle 2

Virana: *breath of relief* Oh thank god

hey guys just a heads up that I’ve settled on an April fools’ gag last minute and I promise you there will not be any jumpscares, fake news, etc., it’s very silly and obvious but I think it might qualify as mild unreality (and better safe than sorry) so if any of y’all want me to tag that PLEASE lmk

ok but jamie is such a sentimental sweetheart and i have a feeling he gets new tattoos all the time. what are some of his recent tattoos