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#Appalling.
entry #1 did also forcibly remind me of the time noted internet dumbass brndy jnsn got sooooooo scornfully incredulous that anyone could ever possibly act like there was anything about race in dracula much less that the count himself (a white guy, duhhhhhh) is in any way shape or form representative of the Other
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baneblogging · 1 year
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Top / Bottom / Switch bot
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nulfaga · 11 months
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and the effin weed shop is closed too.
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lotus-pear · 10 days
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if being cringefail losers was a crime these two idiots would get the life sentence
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kaydeefalls · 2 years
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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
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hgedits · 1 month
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honey you're familiar like my mirror, years ago
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Sirius: Guys, here’s my brother. Isn’t he cute? Reg, introduce yourself, please
Regulus: I’m Regulus, and you are?
James: Attracted to men apparently
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Okay I'm back to rebuilding my funny comic panel collection.
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ruubesz-draws · 5 months
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Looks like Minus One is finally meeting Santa Claus!
It's the Choo-Choo or the extinction of humanity. Choose wisely...
Kong did the right thing by giving him the Choo-Choo
All Godzillas love Choo-Choos!!!
Merry Christmas guys!🎄
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with how things have been changed in the show, it was percy’s choice to stay behind and fight the echidna so grover and annabeth could be safe. he was ready to give his life for his best friend and the girl he met last saturday. he was, honest to gods, okay with dying on that arch if it meant his friends could live. he is twelve years old. let that just sink in.
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theo-notts-doll · 4 months
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regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth
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gentil-minou · 7 months
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Israel wants you to believe the only casulaties from their relelentless 75 year long campaign against Palestinians are all terrorists.
They are trying desperately to dehumanize them
Do not let them. Palestinians are humans, they are innocents. They have hopes and dreams and love and heartbreak and joys and sadness, just like you and me.
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Palestinians are fans, just like you and me. They want to dress up as their favorite superhero.
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They want to see their favorite artist live in concert one day. They listen to their music.
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They like anime, manga, video games, watching their favorite shows over and over. They make fanart and fanfic and write theories and have blogs on here that will never be used again.
They want nothing more than to go back to their fandoms and joys. They want their lives and hopes and dreams back
Do not forget that Palestinians are humans just like you and me and please don't stop fighting for them
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radiance1 · 23 days
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A new business started up in Metropolis by the name of MastersCo. Headed by man who simply goes by the name Masters who just happens to have a large lion with black fur, mane, and red eyes.
Now, as any sane person would think, Masters is the ultimate brain behind MastersCo's brilliant, brutal, ruthless, and utterly efficient business practices that let the seemingly nobody company rise to one of the largest in the city and the world at large.
A fact thag Lex Luthor is both impressed by, and utterly hates for the simple fact he is a targe of an unfortunate amount of those practices.
But you see, in reality, it is the lion that, according to Masters himself. Was an experiment that he managed to save from his brutal captors when he was being trafficked on accident one day and as such, was the reason he made his company in the first place. That is the brains of the opperation.
Who is the lion, truly? Well...
None other than Vlad Masters himself, of course!
Who just so happened to be on the wrong side of his own tech that was supposed to target none other than the hero Phantom. Turning him into a random animal and causing his powers to be temporarily out of control long enough for him to open a portal to another dimension entirely and push him through to get him out of the way and then some.
He never expected that he would be the victim of his scheme. He had Danny right where he wanted him and that, unfortunately, made him cocky. Cocky enough that Danny reversed the tides and it ended up being him to turn i to an animal and forced into another dimension.
He knew he should have had the portal activation be manual instead of automated.
In a last act of desperation, he tried to drag Danny along with him. He failed.
So then there he was, trapped in the form of a lion with powers that did not heed his wishes and, ubfortunately, about to be sold off to the highest bidder. He, of course, would not have gone down without a fight and managed to pull off an act that crashed the container he was teapped in with the casualty of death to those who tried to turn him into a profit. Forrtunately, he was then saved by a man too curious for his own good and had his wounds treated well enough.
Let it be known that Vlad Masters does not forget kindness shown to him, especially when it pertains to his very own life. So he restared VladCo, now known as MastersCo and turned it into an empire in return. Though it also doubled as a rescue for other 'animals like him' he didn't really mind nor care about that fact.
He dislikes Lex Luthor because the man called him a pet. Him a pet. The Vlad Masters, a mere pet!?
The utter gall of that man, truly.
He also holds a dislike for Superman as well, not to the extend of Lex Luthor, but the amount of property damage that man creares is astounding not to mention the fact he exposed Vlads rather... unique heartbeat situation. From nothing of good intent, he has since realized, but still.
He coukd have done without that, thank you very much.
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murderandcoffee · 9 months
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sasha: so, boys, what do you think of our new boss?
tim: he's got a major stick up his ass, but hey, as long as he doesn't make us do team-building exercises, I'm fine!
sasha: mm, seconded. I think he's got potential, though he does get a bit touchy whenever I bring up gertrude. have you noticed that?
tim: yeah, he always gets weird whenever anyone mentions her. I wonder why
sasha: what do you think, martin?
martin: *staring dreamily into his tea*
tim: *waving his hand in front of martin's face* hey, any thoughts on the new boss, big man?
martin: I desire him carnally
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lotus-pear · 2 days
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intertwined fate
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viktor-noctis · 1 month
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I'm ashamed - ashamed! - of the Ghoulcy shippers right now. Flabbergasted.
Disappointed.
There are 53 fics on Ao3 already, yet not a one - a single damn one - has Cooper getting the hardest boner of his life seeing Lucy in his trench coat.
Looks like I have to do it myself...
Bonus points if that's all she's wearing.
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