Which cod boys would tattoo your name on their dick and why it's soap?

Warnings: details of penis tattoos, genital piercings, smut, and not Grammer checked.

Honestly, I think all the boys would do it (even Gaz), but the top cod boys that come up, are below the read more. Also, it's so odd that I was working on a similar fic when you sent this in 😲😂😂.

For Soap, you’re absolutely right. He’d do it out of ownership, jealousy, and realization that he just cannot live without you. He expects you to get tattooed the same; he wouldn’t mind doing it himself, forcing you down and making you squirm isn’t the first time, no? Oh, and Johnny would most definitely get a genital piercing, too. Maybe a prince Albert or magic cross. Either way, he ensures you appreciate it. And you do, right?

Nikolai would 100% jump the train. He’s a freak, inside and outside his thick skin. And it’s not like he already did it since day one of meeting you. He already has a few cock piercings too; a reverse prince albert and two frenums down his length. However, you don’t even know the thick ink till you go down for a blowjob, his erect cock standing as you look at the detailed name of yours; watching how his cum dribbles down his length, before he eagerly pushes your mouth down and let's you finish him off how you know. It’s only a matter of time, before he really begins to fuck you, right?

Alejandro is a romantic at heart. So it’s no surprise he keeps coming home with rather... expressive ideas of love; and when you, or him, get into a conversation of tattoos, oh boy, is it over. Alejandro gets it done and confidently shows it off, awaiting your reaction; chuckling at your surprised state. Though, he doesn’t keep you waiting, getting down on his knees and beginning to suck your cock/eat you out while the healing process begins. And then, when the healing is all done, he can finally fuck you and show you just how much you mean to him.

Lastly, König would do it simply because you mentioned it. Doesn’t matter where; could’ve been through a comment with Instagram you laughed at or rolled your eyes at the tweet of Twitter. Hell, even a playful tease, but as soon as you mention it, he’s getting it done and coming home with big ol' gray eyes, wanting you to relish the pretty ink. And you do, because that’s what an amazing spouse does, right? He can’t wait to let him fuck your throat, or your hole so tight that he will do so many creampies that both of you will collapse. But, he has his mouth, silicon toys, and thick fingers to please his fantasy, yeah?

Sorry for blowing up your inbox, but you've really got my creative juices flowing. So I want to expand on 2 ideas.

No. 1

Shrike Harpy Reader w/ oblivious Graves (bc from my knowledge, he's usually a vampire or regular guy) or Ghost (bc he was human before)

In which Shrike reader is getting progressively more obvious with their advances bc Ghost/Graves don't understand. The particular idea I had was where they think it's some kind of threat or prank. So reader is getting more obvious, and they think that the threat/prank is getting more intense.

That would be hilarious! Obviously, they will either find out or be told about the advances eventually. But the idea that you are courting them and they miss the mark entirely is so funny to me. Especially if their teammates laugh and refuse to tell them the obvious truth.

No. 2

Going off of the spider's sexual dimorphism + a different version of monster au. Pairing spider hybrid reader w/ octopus (cthulhu?) König (if you do reqs for him), where spider reader looks at him and is like:

So you're telling me there's an eight-legged hybrid, approximately five times my size, that could snap my spine like a toothpick, just beyond enemy lines.... Do you need someone to volunteer for a solo recon mission any time soon?

Oh no! My recon mission turned into a hostage situation, how unfortunate. But while I'm here, I should interrogate him... yeah, interrogating is exactly what I'll be doing with this giant tied up man rn....

👑 anon

No, no, anon I'm always so happy reading all the stuff you guys send me! I know next to nothing about Konig except the stuff I've read about him that turns him into a really perverted disgusting degenerate and while I'm not comfortable writing that, I hope one of my mutes picks it up bc it is super cool! I got a dancing with Ghost ask I really wanna do so Graves it is lol

CW:SWF-ish turns suggestive at the end, Graves being oblivious

Graves hates being the butt of the joke.

For the last couple of months he's been getting 'gifts' in the form of chunks of meat stabbed through various knives. It had started a knife being stabbed through burgers and steaks(typical American food), which he couldn't eat, but slowly progressed to rarer and rarer pieces of meat until he wound up finding just raw and bloody chunks of meat; a leg of some large animal turned into a pincushion, a still beating heart stabbed through with a knife, livers shish kebabed on a bayoneted blade. . .

And he'd find them everywhere, in the communal fridge, in his office, in his room. And while he didn't mind the free meal, he was a little unnerved. He knew it was you doing it because he had screened the minds of all his shadow's, but he didn't know why you were doing it.

He can see the way his shadows smirk at you when he finds another bloody organ skewered on your favorited knife in the fridge, your feathers puffing up and a not so quiet chirp escaping your lips when he sneaks the meat away to feast on.

You also become more touchy with him when you notice him accepting your gifts, though he has no idea of it. He trusts you, which is why you're allowed to sneak up on him, your wings spreading out to wrap around him like a cloak as you chirp a "Hello commander."

It makes him jump out of his skin, and though he chastises you about it, it's never as harsh as he could make it, his shadows giving him a knowing look that he can't reciprocate.

That's the worst part. None of his shadows will tell him anything.

He doesn't know much about your species of harpy except for the generalized knowledge of extreme speed and craftiness, so he can't figure out if this is some kind of joke, or threat, or you just seeing him as part of the flock? Or maybe it means nothing? He's especially confused when you grow bolder and one day he walks into his office to see a Bison leg sitting on his desk, once again skewered. Where did you even get the bloody bison? Hell knows but certainly not him.

Eventually a shadow grows annoyed by your constant bloody gifts in the fridge and with a very annoyed huff drops a harpy encyclopedia on his desk.

He'll need to get them a gift basket after this; he spends the next few hours just reading about all kinds of harpies, ears progressively getting hotter as the book delves deep into every aspect of the harpies, each sub-race's specific courting and matting habit and making him feel like he's reading porn.

Then he finds a chapter about your type of harpy, eyes growing wide like dinnerplates as he reads about your quirks. He doesn't know whether to go search for a cross or tissues. He reads more and more, turning pages upon pages, his eyes scorching every anatomical picture into his brain and making him think of what you're packing, his pants growing tight as the minutes tick down.

Just his luck that you'd decided the moment when his face is the hottest to walk into his office without knocking, another skewered offering on a plate in your hands.

"Christ!" He yelps, slamming the book shut and looking at you like you're his parent and caught him looking at a playboy magazine.

You puff up in surprise, your wings spreading out a bit before flattening back to your back, a soothing chirp leaving your lips. It used to mean nothing to him, now he knows what it means, his cock getting a bit harder in his pants.

"You alright commander?" You ask, walking closer, the talons of your feet clicking against the ground.

"Yes, yep, perfectly fine." He grunts, desperately hoping his vampiric state will suppress the heat in his face, but to no avail. "You-" His eyes settle on the plate in your hands, his body practically conditioned to salivate when he sees a familiar knife sticking out of the food.

"I?" You ask, then you note the book on his desk, your head tilting in confusion. "Graves?"

He swallows, eyes darting from the food to you, and he doesn't know which one he's starved for more. "You've been wooing me like a dolly huh?" He asks.

"Yeah." You're unsure of what else to say, in your head, had he not wanted your advances he would have never taken your offerings. Then you realize. "Don't tell me you just noticed." You deadpan.

Graves gives that awkward chuckle you've grown to love, and you decide you need to be bolder. You place the plate on his desk and lean over it, a coo rumbling in your chest— deeper, rougher, seductive.

"How about I show you what I want?"

Hi. I was wondering if you can do Mc want a baby? Sorry if it's sounds weird you can ignore it if you want to.

Hi anon, thank you for waiting! This wasn't a weird request, I just need some time to get to it ^^ If you have any specific characters, you want me to highlight let me know, but I'll do the kings! Satan: When MC tells Satan they want a kid, he's immediately on board for trying. He's canceled all the things he was supposed to do at that moment and has Sitri take care of it. He's very romantic about it, wanting to take it slow, rubbing circles on MC's belly, going over names already. Who knew this angry king could be so soft? Mammon: MC asking Mammon about having kids, he's already stating that he wants 3 at minimum but is always happy to have more than that. Tartaros has the best doctors, and he suspects that his offspring will be a bit sickly and that MC could also be bedridden during. He's already making preparations before even starting the process of making the baby. Beelzebub: Kids??? He says to MC, that they'll worry about that later, but he isn't even sure if he can breed with MC. Asmo was able to do it with various humans...so can't see why he can't. Plus to him, it's going to be fun trying, he'll even see if his clones can get MC pregnant too.

Leviathan: He's not surprised to hear MC wants to have a kid with him. He figured that's something bound to happen sooner or later based on human behavior. He wants to let MC know that there are times to do this, and he will let them know when he's ready to start the process. Before then, he's similar to Mammon, prepping for the baby's arrival, appointing official babysitters, bringing in doctors from other parts of Hell, putting time in his schedule, and well keeping enemies away from the child as well. He wants the pregnancy to be limited to the palace so MC will not be allowed to go out until they deliver the baby. Lucifer: As a former angel, he is very sure that he can't have a kid with MC, but he's happy to adopt an animal or another orphaned devil. As far as just going ahead and attempting anyway, oh, if MC is ready, he's more than ready to try it out.

Heres a hot take

I’m anti endo I have to start off by saying that

But also, I don’t think all endos are faking. Of course some of them are, but I think a majority are probably misinformed kids who either are systems and don’t remember their trauma/dont think their trauma was “bad enough”, or people just getting fed misinformation and thinking that their symptoms are of being an endo system when it’s actually something else

And honestly, this brings up another reason that endos are bad because that is so much misinformation

Fuck endos especially ones who spread that misinformation.

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yeah, I don't think all endos are faking. Some are in denial, some don't remember their trauma, some are confused, being manipulated, ect. There's lots of reasons why someone might think they're endo, but I still don't like them. They spread misinformation and while I feel bad for them I wouldn't want them here, even if they were in denial.

And yeah, misinformation is one of the worst parts of endos, it's why they're so bad. Almost every endo spreads misinformation at varying degrees, using the term endo itself is spreading misinformation as it's not possible to be an endo system.

Viserys marrying a Valyrian woman and she gives birth to Aegon – Daeron with a couple other babes along the way. Aegon has always been sweet on his mommy, getting jealous when he had to share her with his siblings or throwing fits when he's denied access to her breasts for feedings. He bullies his younger siblings for attention from his dear mommy, even if she's just going to scold him or his favorite spank him. When she learns he was encouring his nephews to pick on his dragonless siblings with him, she is immensely disappointed and struts to his room to have a long meaningful conversation to get this all sorted out while making sure her firstborn doesn't feel neglected or isolated.

They both let out a loud shriek when Aegon opens his eyes and sees that the object of his lust is right in front of him, his sticky cum shooting out all at once and covering his poor mommy's beautiful dress. She stands there red faced as her son pants and tries to calm his raging erection, slowly moving her hand to wipe his essence off her breasts and eliciting a loud groan from her curly haired son. He covers his boner and moves to stand in front of his dear mommy, gently pulling her to him as he asks what she needed in an innocent voice. She can't answer in this situation, still covered in her son's cum with his naked body clinging to her as he tries to subtly grind his cock against her dress. Aegon softly grunts in his mommy's ear as he essentially humps her leg like a dog, moving to brush his lips against her bare neck and lick her sweet tasting sweat.

She gasps when he repositions himself in a way that makes his cock bump into her pussy, her dress's fabric scraping against her clit with every thrust. Her arms wrap around her enthusiastic son and her eyes close, her face nuzzling into his beautiful curls when she decides it's okay to assist him in this way as their parts aren't even touching. What was supposed to be a one time thing that lessens his desires for his sexy mommy, just makes him obsess over her more than ever. When he sees her holding his younger siblings or caring for them like a mother should, he no longer feels jealousy, but a primal urge to breed her. Aegon first convinces his mommy dry humping and titty fucking are definitely okay and appropriate ways to help your son out with his intimate issues, her only agreeing if there's no touching.

That's until he tells her it's no longer working and he needs more, maybe even just permission to fondle her tits a bit or just look at her pussy. His mommy honors him by baring herself to him, fat tits heaving on her chest with every nervous breath, a few droplets of her warm milk running down her erect nipples and making a line traveling all the way to her widely spread folds. He fondles her, playing with her soft flesh as he tests the weight in his hands and slapping them a bit to watch how they bounce, delighted when she lets out an embarrassed moan. He circles his fingers around her areolas and the tips of her buds before surprising her with rough pinches and his cock grinding against the smooth skin of her hip. She tries to stop him when he gets greedy and forces his cock between her folds, collecting his mommy's wetness before sliding in and out of them.

Her moans fill the room and she tugs on his hair to stop him, but she'd already excited him too much. He holds her hips tightly as they stand and drags her mature pussy over his young cock, her clit grinding down on his member while his head dips to suck on her tits. Aegon’s hands grip the flesh of her ass when he realizes it makes her juices drip more and that she moved her hips to meet him more as the stimulation became too much to resist completely. She gasps when he sucks too hard suddenly and it causes her milk to flood his mouth, a mewl leaving her when he begins gulping it down vigorously.

Aegon distracts her by making a show of popping her nipple out of his mouth before moving onto the next bud, using this moment of unawareness to position his cockhead against her sopping hole. He accidentally bites her nipple after sharply thrusting inside his mommy, it being too much for him to handle and making his head all squishy. Aegon can't help but feel that he's going to faint at the heavenly feeling of his mommy's pussy taking his first time, especially since he was still standing and balancing their weight. Her gushing pussy continues to suck him in deeper and embraces his throbbing cock with it's warmth even when she falls to the bed to ensure her baby doesn't get hurt even if he's "forcing" his cock in her.

She settles her body underneath him and lets him slowly rut into her before he finds the right rhythm and tempo, one leg against the ground to give him more power in his thrusts. His head is buried in her wildly bouncing tits as he pounds his mommy's body into his bed, almost as if trying to make a permanent place for her, his whines and grunts filling the room as he becomes all gushy for his mommy. Her arms and legs cage Aegon in when his cock presses into the right spot, her squeals making him excitedly pound harder at the same angle. Aegon’s lips wrap around her buds and he leaves bites and hickies on his mommy's pretty titties, his cock plunging deeper into her and his cream releasing a bit into her womb.

The door clicks open when her voice stutters out "you're doing so good for mommy, go on and cum for me baby boy" through the pleasure, all the air leaving Aegon’s lungs and his body collapsing flush against hers. He ruts into her like a beast to finish this off and provide his sensitive cock reprieve, her weeping into his hair as she cries for him to give her his all and make mommy proud. Aegon explodes inside her only after meeting her soft lilac eyes and getting pulled into a loving kiss by his soft and sweet mommy, continuing the hungry kiss even after his balls stop drawing up to splash his cum around inside her. Their tongues battle for dominance loudly, their lips swelling and teeth tugging on the other's lips as their saliva pooled and mixed between their mouths. Aegon only stops when they hear someone clear their throat, his mommy sitting up in his lap and straddling him as she strains to see who'd caught them, making it worse for them when he whines and shudders as more cum spurts into her.

She quickly pulls herself out from under her once she sees both her husband and her brother had entered Aegon’s room as her son took them both to new heights. Viserys looks a disappointed though his cock hard as Daemon just looks amused and winks at his sister in law, musing to her it'd probably be best to let her clean up before they discuss much more. She looks mortified when she follows his eyes to her red pussy, watching the trail of her son's thick cream slowly slide down her plush thighs. Aegon just sits on the bed with a pillow covering his dick, his face red and expression dreamy as if he was about to fall asleep right there. She moves to get her dress from behind him, but Aegon just clings to his mommy and softly asks if he did good for her, trying to nuzzle back into her breasts without a care about the men in the room. Her face shows her embarrassment when she lets her softness for her son outweigh the humiliation of acknowledging their act in front of her husband and brother in law, leading her to softly assure him of how good he made her feel as she peppers kisses all over his face. Aegon’s eyes shine brightly with admiration and love for his mommy, pulling her into another kiss before making her sit on the pillow in his lap and trying to give the men of his family the darkest look he can. Daemon raises an eyebrow at Viserys and tells him he believes his son is trying to stake his claim on his wife, making his brother's eyes darken when he sees his fucked out wife and son so close. His eyes don't miss how cum is still dripping from her cunt nor Aegon’s hands slowly inching up to cover the heavy tits Viserys had part in making so big, being the one filling her with his own milk to help create hers.

Aegon and Viserys have a stare down for a while until his father's eyes zero in on the bite mark on her neck, one much bolder than he'd ever leave as he honors his wife's wish for pleasure to stay in the bedroom, before they snap back up furiously at his son. Aegon trembles a bit, but moves his hands to fully grope his mommy's tits while maintaining eye contact with Viserys, testing the waters as much as he could. Viserys lets out what sounds like a growl before stalking up to the pair and pulling his wife's legs apart, shoving his cock all the way inside her sopping pussy as she remains in her son's lap. He fucks her punishingly and makes Aegon look him in the eyes the whole time, enjoying knowing he was humiliating his son by getting him off. Poor Aegon had done it to himself, practically begging to have to grind against a pillow under his mommy's ass as his daddy fucks her when he'd groped her like that. Daemon laughs and makes Aegon suck his cock as he desperately humps his dick into the pillow and runs his hands all over his mommy for comfort until Viserys stops him by holding onto his wrists. Aegon whines around Daemon’s dick pathetically and tries to use his puppy eyes on his daddy, but it doesn't work as Viserys just laces their fingers together teasingly. His mommy's head flies back onto his shoulder, her wide eyes taking in the sight of Daemon face fucking her boy before his mischievous eyes make contact with her own. Daemon takes his cock out of his nephews mouth long enough to let the spit coating it drip on his sister in laws face before feeding it to her next.

Aegon sucks on his uncles balls eagerly as he watches his mommy get used by the brothers, his cock becoming raw from all the scraping against the pillow done by himself and her weight moving against it while she's fucked on him. He's about to pass out from pleasure when Daemon roughly pulls his face back to his cock, signaling he wants them to work him over together. Viserys waits until after he creampies to whisper in Aegon’s ear that if he was planning on breeding mommy, he'll have to wait in line until after his newest baby sibling was born. Daemon creams all over the mother-son duo's faces right after Viserys makes this revelation, smirking as he leans down to kiss his sloppy sister in law and tell her his congratulations. He teases that he would've went a bit easier on her had he known she was carrying his next niece or nephew inside her, petting Aegon mockingly before giving him his own chaste kiss. Daemon praises his nephew by telling him he's pretty good at servicing cock for it being his first time, unknowingly making Aegon look at him with starry eyes too as his eyes brighten and face blushes. Aegon buries his face shyly into his mommy's own curls and tries to avoid whimpering when Viserys and Daemon chuckle at how fucked out the two were, Viserys more about how pathetically submissive his son turns when it's not just him and his mommy.

Later after they've settled into bed and are awkwardly cuddling, Daemon looks around and loudly asks about why they even came there in the first place. Viserys's eyes shoot open and he laughs before telling him he'd forgotten, getting scolded by his wife when their dear Aegon moves around in his fathers arms, his eye brows scrunching together and lips dropping the nipple he nursed himself to sleep on. Daemon rubs her hips from behind her and tells her to stop babying her nearly grown boy before he fucks Aegon himself, repeating it when she begins to protest him sliding his aching cock inside her puffy pussy. He has the decency to let her suck on his fingers so her loud moans don't ring into Aegon’s ears, but it ends there as he moves on to fuck her like a whore with Viserys watching happily. Daemon nuzzles closely to his sister in law and lovingly strokes her body, playing with her clit as he presses deep into her right next to her son and husband that had finshed with her not even hours ago. Her soft sounds that slip past his fingers make him feel a primal need for her, making him understand exactly why her son couldn't stay off of her and his brother was always in her cunt, producing more silver haired children as his daughter brought forth dark haired ones. Daemon begins to wish to have her to himself, but knows he can deal with settling for sharing her with her husband and even eagerly awaits his next encounter with Aegon that bratty boy is going to take his cock up his ass and his precious mommy won't be able to stop rough Uncle Daemon. 👑💀

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So, I love all of your OCs so far! I’ve been wondering: how would the yanderes feel about a darling with a young kid? (To make it simple, other parent isn’t in the picture, aside from maybe sending money.) Please, thank you, and have good day!

i decided to answer this for all of my yandere ocs bc im a sucker for found family/single parent tropes 🫶 cw! spoilers for future ocs + mentions of child neglect

🚼 the yanderes x single parent darling

⛪️ | abraham would be a bit surprised, to say the least. but he comes from a community where people get married and have kids the moment they’re out of high school (if not the moment they become adults) so while he would be sort of caught off guard, he’d adapt pretty quickly. he’d definitely fantasize about becoming a little family unit, probably even subtly propose the idea of expanding every so often. he wouldn’t exactly love your child — at least, definitely not the way he loves you — but you wouldn’t be able to tell with how well he treats them.

🚬 | the delinquents would be more like four older brothers more than anything. theyre all a bit too young to take on a proper parental role, nor would any of them have a real desire to, but they’d definitely have fun sharing their singular shared braincell with your kid. your child would probably grow up to be a massive little troublemaker thanks to their influence, but that’s why you love them, right? if the other parent is still involved one way or another though, they’d immediately put a stop to that. no reason to be involved with your ex now that they’re in the picture.

🌲 | mykolas would be curious of your child. he’s never seen such a young human up close before (considering he was always accused of eating them) so having a chance to actually be around one would be a new experience for him. he’d quickly start to refer to your child as his own, calling them his cub more than their name and carry them around on his shoulders or head whenever they go out together. it wouldn’t be uncommon to see him protectively curled up around them while they’re taking a nap.

🪸 | similarly to mykolas, the mermaids would be sort of curious about your child, though arguably less so as they have seen human children before. they have a very vague understanding of how to care for your child and would constantly search the sea for things that could come in handy for caring for them — you can expect to have a constant supply of eroded toys and suspiciously good quality clothes for them. they’d also try to teach them things that they’d teach the fry of their pods, though obviously they can only do so much teaching something that isn’t meant to live in the sea lol.

💪 | valentina grew up as a parentified older sibling, so while she wouldn’t particularly enthused about taking the role again so soon after getting out of it, she’d be capable of adapting to the role. she knows how to take care of a child and would ensure your kid’s cared for when they’re being watched by her, but she probably wouldn’t be able to establish much of an emotional connection to them without making an active effort to. but she does love children, so she’d learn to love yours too.

👑 | althea would hate your child. plain and simple. she’d view them as the living embodiment of you not keeping your promise to her, of you giving your love to someone else before she had the chance to have you to herself. while she’d never overtly mistreat your child, she’d be incredibly cold toward them and try to find reasons to avoid interacting with them. they’d be spoiled relentlessly with the hopes that if she gave them everything they’d need to live, neither you or her would have to deal with them.

🥩 | rhodes wouldn’t think much of your kid for the most part, but they’d express a gentle fondness for them the few times they do meet them. they’d affectionately greet them, offer them a treat, and hold a little conversation with them to keep them busy for a bit while you run errands or eat or whatever you need to do. they’re kind of awkward with children given they have nothing in common with them and have little experience with them, but surprisingly they’re a natural with yours.

🫀 | melchior has no interest in human kids. therefore they wouldn’t care much for yours, seeing your child more like a pet or something along those lines rather than a sapient being. their treatment of them would reflect that; they wouldn’t be necessarily mean or anything, but they’d be a bit patronizing and talk at them more than they’d talk to them. it isn’t out of malice, they’d genuinely think that that’s how you interact with children and any attempts to correct them would be met with confusion and frowns.

🕷️ | the alt kids would be wonderful parents to your kid. they’d more or less be sort of a mix of abe and the delinquents, but with the added bonus that they’d care deeply for your child as they’d see them as an extension of you rather than a mix of you with someone else. they’d come up with a system to help your child have a good upbringing and stick with it — faust would take up helping them study, anton would teach them manners and etiquette, and delta would help them with their social life. they’re so good for you and your child, see? they live for the idea that them treating your child well and loving them will make you love them all more in turn.

.. primal play vampire ghoap.

them chasing you down in the forest, the one that catches you gets to feed from you ❤️❤️ could be non/Dubcon? or a planned thing? idk but vampire ghoap chasing me down in the forest and the first to find me feeding from me while I try to run away is my current brainrot 😩😩

-👑 anon?

sorry this one took me a while to get to!!! despite the sheer amount of noncon i write im actually not suuuper confident in primal play haha

the things with vampire ghoap & primal play is that vampires are way stronger and faster than humans - there's no way you could ever beat them. so even though you try (that fight or flight instinct is a bitch, huh?), there's not much fun in that actual chase for them

the real fun is the catch and release

the way you scream, scent nothing but fear as you flail desperately, the way you're hardly able to stand as you try to run away. the whites of your eyes showing when you glance over your shoulder, the way your fingers shake. it's that that really gets their predator instinct off

ghost is the type to catch you, hold you for a few long moments, then send you off again. he holds you tight, brushes his fangs over your neck and listens to you cry, relishes the harsh beating of your heart. you're so alive in his arms, so deliciously human, so scared. it satisfies every instinct he's got to smother you like that - a good hunt and a satisfying catch

soap is the type to let you keep thinking you're free. he grabs you, spins you around, bearhugs you again before you can take more than a few steps, shoves you to your ass, holds you tight, lets you make it maybe ten feet or so away, sweeps you off your feet again. it's so much so fast, your heart nearly beats out of your chest. eventually you collapse to the ground sobbing, hardly able to do anything more than attempt to crawl. he'd nudge you with his boot, crouch down beside your pathetic form. coo things like awww, that all you got in you? c'mon, you're better than that. scoops you up under the arms, makes you stand and nudges you forward. go on, have another go

THIS IS NOT A GENUINE HEADCANON OF MINE BUT IM CACKLING OVER THE IDEA I GOT INSPIRATION FROM MY LIFE AND A TIKTOK VIDEO

So like

So

Everyone lives up north in the US like Ohio or some shit bc it's weird and that's a Remus vibe

Oh boy it's highschool ‼️ and this new kid moves to town and joins their school blah blah Virgil does NOT talk. Bro does not say one word to anyone. He sits there and does his work with headphones in and has not spoken all year. and Remus (much to everyone else's annoyance) has the fattest hallway crush on him. Everyone is annoyed by it. Like Remus you haven't even heard the man speak yet. Maybe he's a dickhead. But eventually. EVENTUALLY.

There is a class presentation. Virgil has to present.

He comes to the front of the class, panicking so hard he's Calm™, opens his mouth, and has the THICKEST SOUTHERN ACCENT—

Virgil is y'allternative. Someone asks a dumb question and he stares before saying no hesitation point blank "That 'bout the dumbest question I 'ad ever hear. You got rocks in your brain?" (Quoted from my Nana ty Nana)

Que Remus' crush getting so much bigger because HELLO?

That's my silly goofy funny low-key inspired by various points in my life idea that has had me in tears for about five minutes laughing at the surprise factor of everyone finding out and Remus falling worse head over heels

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Okay but I'm fucking cackling at this entire concept holy shit it's beautiful XD Ree makes it known loud and clear how Gay he is for an Emo he knows literally nothing about and the moment he hears the Southern Accent he's A W O O G A ing so hard to the point where he gets himself a Detention Speedrun XD

i hate feeling so nervous to say we have endometriosis, because its usually shortened to "endo" and these people have completely taken over a very useful term for a hard to pronounce disorder. i would hate to be associated with that crowd - 👑

awh, I'm really sorry about that. Endos suck. I think outside of system communities most people don't really know the word endo as endogenic, so it might be fine there??? But overall it really sucks. I'm not exactly sure what advice to give if any, maybe you could just reclaim endo for yourselves and if anyone asks specify that it's endometriosis and not endogenic? Or maybe there is another shortened version of it you could use??

so um i'm just thinkin about you makin me grind against you while you're fully dressed n i'm naked (/ / • / / • / /) like you get me on your lap n just make me rub my needy kittyparts against your buttons or zipper or whatever

my little boycunt is already wet just thinkin about it

-👑 (if it isn't taken 👉👈)

Yeah sweetheart? You want to ride against me, feel the coolness of my zipper flicking through your pretty little kittyparts' wet folds, your sweet ass getting tender and red against the roughness of denim, as I squish and grip your soft hips~?

What a cute whore you are~ You'd be so fucking pretty riding, think I'd cum just from seeing such a desperate kitty on my lap~

The first time Beel is inside you...

He's amazed. How could one, tiny little human like yourself, take all of him? And so well? It's dizzying how tight you are, but nothing compares to the heaven that is you in your entirety.

He was never sure any human could take him, and then you came along. Beel knows he's big... And you completely rocked his world the first time you let him take you. Slowly, inch by inch... He couldn't have asked for it to go any better. You took all of him, and fuck, you looked so good beneath him like that, all scrunched up beneath him in a mating press.

His hunger doesn't seem as ravenous with you like this because now, this is all he can dream of. You were far more satisfying than any meal when he's balls deep inside you. His under now only focused on completely consuming you with rapturous joy.

And when you came apart on his huge cock? Well... Let's just say that made him even hungrier for more of you.

Oh? You want him to fill you up?

He's done for. Gone. Deceased. Obliterated.

You? Want his cum? Inside you?

He had to make sure he heard that right because he would love nothing more than to stuff you full. He's got so many rounds to go, he hopes you're okay with that. He hopes you're okay with leaking his cum for the next week from how much he's about to spill round for round, all night long.

Though, he wouldn't mind eating some of it out of you, too. Do you think he forgot about really tasting you? Hah, think again. That demon will be between your legs quite a few times that night because there's just nothing as delicious as you or your essence mixed with his. His little master is just so mouth-watering, he hopes you won't mind if he just stays there for an hour or three.

And when you two are done, he'll hold you until you fall asleep, and then quietly get up to grab a snack before returning to catch some Z's with you for just a bit longer.

After all, you need your rest. Because he is the Avatar of Gluttony, and he'll be ready for more soon enough.

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👑😈 Anon, holy smokes you need to get out of my brain hey!

I was legitimately daydreaming thinking about how BIG Beel is and how shocked he would be at me MC taking him completely.

Fuck and then the cum eating, seriously again GET OUT OF MY BRAIN.

Are you secretly my smut twin? What is happening. How do you know what I like? Are you a god? What is it? I love you!

I've re-read this like 10x and I'm still hot for it. I need (to fuck) some air. A cold shower. Some spaghetti (unrelated I'm just really fanging for some)

i was gonna unfollow you because the horny dragon art you reblogged made me uncomfortable but i looked within and realized im afraid of the monsterfucker inside me. can u please post more please

anon i am SO proud of ur self reflection... a lot of ppl could learn a thing from u

i haven't really drawn any monster fucker stuff, just the chussy fingering body horror which is sorta monster fucker adjacent. at some point i do want to draw werewolf cam balls deep in nona based on this bonkers hot ask i got

Ahhh! The Harpy Gaz fic was so cute. But that section at the beginning has me thinking about Ghost, who is interested in reader hybrid that has a very unusual courting ritual(s).

Like, apparently, pandas have a weird hostage situation. The female runs and hides in trees while male competitors fight for her. They will follow her around and try to steal her away until she's ready to mate. It's theorized that this little battle actually stimulates the mating cycle. Similarly, female ferrets don't ovulate unless they're being mauled half to death. (Doesn't sound pleasant to me, but to each their own) my thought here would be more like Ghost's total confusion as to why you seem to like fighting him so much.

Or one of my personal favorites, certain birds and pufferfish (and probably many others that idk yet) have taken to terraforming. They'll create intricate designs and illusions with sand, rocks, sticks, bones, whatever you can think of to attract a mate. The structure they create doubles as a sort of nest. Bowerbirds are particularly keen on displaying an assortment of blue things specifically.

Ooh or shrikes, imagine Ghost's reaction to seeing his favorite food impaled on a sharp object (maybe a combat knife). Tbh, that would be a little threatening. Opening the fridge and seeing a steak or something stabbed with a combat knife and a little note saying, "For Ghost, I hope you enjoy 😁❤️"

Sorry for the little rant, I have an unnecessary amount of knowledge about animal mating rituals.

- 👑 anon

No, no, as a fellow animal nerd I find this stuff so interesting!

I think Ghost would be weirdly into the knife being impaled in his food. Especially if you attempt to feed him with the knife, like sticking small chunks on the tip and expecting him to eat off the knife. And while he acts aloof he's hard in his pants because there's something hot about you using a dangerous object so tenderly with him (also weapon kink idk)

I really love the idea of reader being some deep sea monster or of some species that has a "fuck or die" mentality. Like some anglerfish or spider sexual dimorphism thing where if you were to court your own kind they'd be like 4-5 times your size and wouldn't hesitate to eat you. So you're very crafty and your courting rituals are weird as fuck.

Like Ghost is reading up on your species mating habits and seeing you tie up your mate and if they can't get out you fuck? And if they can you die? Should he be worried? And like he's rethinking every enemy takedown simulation you two had when you needed to tie him up like; were you courting him? was he courting you? what?

Or an especially powerful monster that has a tendency to make nests out of bones, to show how strong they are. So Ghost just walks into your room to see it covered from floor to ceiling in bones of all kinds of creatures with you looking at him like a puppy lol

Or or some kind of mercreature monster reader having a ritual where they pull their mate down to the depths away from competitors, because if it's not dark and cold and you're not drowning your mate won't want to fuck, and Simon's wondering if he needs to buy scuba gear?

inclusive traumagenic DID system culture is being so very fond of your endogenic system partner <3

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brian oconner would totally be the type to rely on the pull out method. ROMAN L I T E R A L L Y SAID WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PULL OUT METHOD WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED MIA WAS PREGNANT IN FIVE (i think it was five? the scene where he rubbed her tummy and gave that FUCKING GRIN AKFJSKSKQ)

just imagining he’s got reader on him riding him like no tomorrow, tit in his mouth and other getting felt up. and that pussy is just squeezing him so good and checking all his boxes so much quicker tonight, he’s loosing his shit. tapping at her hip like ‘you gotta get off baby, ‘m gonna fuckin cum’ and she’s just all whiny and shaking her head, eyes all teary and doe eyed at the mere thought. literally B E G G I N G him to cum in her, thighs locking up all pouty. and how can he say no? especially when he isn’t exactly apposed to fucking a baby into you (he totally has dreams of it, he did not hesitate for a s e c o n d with mia). and it’s the best orgasms of your LIVES.

I have no fucking words, I'm horny for Brian rn and I knew there had to be something in my inbox and this was it, Jesus Christ I'm on my KNEES.

I have my thoughts on Brian and kids that I'll post some other time (because oh boy is that gonna be a POST, and maybe not in the way you might think), but Christ I've just gotta revel in this for a second. He's so fucking weak when it comes to pussy, his issue is always getting caught up with women, and he's absolutely the type to rely on the pull out method, but I just fucking know he loves stuffing a pussy full of cum I just know I just KNOW I JUST KNOW OK. And he's a dirty motherfucker he'll eat it out of you after while you're both still coming down from the high, dragging his tongue across your skin to catch the trails of it dripping out of you, sucking and moaning into your pussy like he's starving for it and god knows you're barely keeping it together with the way you're still sensitive. Grab his fucking hair and watch him, he loves attention, knows he's pretty, knows the image of him eating a cunt is priceless, and so is the look you give him when he gets another orgasm out of you.

This was wonderful thank you

Viserys's 1st daughter with Alicent manipulating her way into his heart and becoming his favorite, him doting on her just as much as Rhaenyra. She makes him think she's this sweet girl, but really she's just as bad as Otto, her grandfather's influence strong on her. Her love of the finer things in life and selfish desire to see her own chubby little babies sit the throne led to her hatching a plan. Viserys is visited by his daughter nightly, sometimes in his room as both he and her mother slept, bouncing on his cock and making sure every drop stays in. Other times she drugs him and lets him fuck her all over the room that he plays with his little toys in, the same one she pretends to be so interested in. Nothing makes her cum faster than knowing she was going to get everything she wanted and more.

When she finally becomes pregnant and her father starts questioning her about it furiously, she pretends to cry and act weak. She tells him that sometimes while he's on the milk of the poppy he comes into her room and won't leave until he takes her. Viserys believes her and is appalled by his own behavior, tearing up and shakily moving to hug her. She cries into his shoulder and tells him she never wanted him to know, making him feel guiltier. The only way to make this right is to marry his poor daughter the Valyrian way and hope the kingdom will accept him taking two wives as Aegon the Conqueror had. The only problem is now there's two Targaryen daughter's with scandals staining their names. One had been seen in a pleasure house with her uncle and the other was married to her father after conceiving his bastard. Alicent is furious and refuses to stay in the same room as him anymore, cursing him for ruining their child in such a way.

When they marry, Viserys tells her on their wedding night that they don't have to do anything, especially since they already have proof of their consummation. They strip into their night clothes, hers a sheer pink nightgown that shows off her pregnant belly and swollen tits nicely while wearing no small clothes underneath. She whines to him that they "don't feel comfy" now that she's pregnant. He spoons her from behind, cuddling her close to his chest to keep her "weaker" body warm and comfortable as she carries his child. As he starts to fall asleep, she moves her ass back and grinds it against his cock making him shoot straight to attention. He tries to stop her weakly, but can't when she whines out "I need your help Kepa~" She reaches back and grabs his cock, slotting it between her folds as she grinds her clit against it for a few moments to get herself wetter.

Her hips then begin to rock back smoothly against his, sliding her father’s hard cock between her folds before moving faster. She "mewls" and "begs" him to take her and put himself inside her again, chipping away at his resistance more and more. He tries to stop her, going to grab her hips and accidentally making his way to her swollen baby bump, causing his hips to involuntarily shoot out. She moans louder in reaction to that and gasps accordingly when he suddenly slips inside her, panting as she pretends it's too much, but all that she needed. She puts on a good show as her father fucks her on their wedding night, actually enjoying a bit of it mostly due to her pregnancy hormones. He creams inside her and continue playing with her tits, rolling her nipples as she moaned for real. Her pussy throbs and pulses around his cock, milk running down her side as he sucks on her neck and makes her tip over the edge intensely from his breast ministrations.

Viserys cups her face and makes her kiss him softly, smiling and asking if she liked it. She can only pant as he begins to go again and can finally see a bit of what Aemma must have. The whole time he dicks her down, he makes sure to caress her stomach that protected their young one and reflected their growth. Viserys tries to blame his breeding kink for his attraction to his daughter, along with the new circumstances they're under, but the truth is it shown through with his favoritism of her. He lusted for her, making him extra blind to her manipulations and how the sweet girl was just an act. Viserys should've saw it in the way she turned him against Rhaenyra and filled his days with only her, making him believe she cared for him most. He remains blind throughout her younger life, her pregnancy and even when she gives birth to their son.

She immediately loves her baby boy and cries upon seeing how perfect he turned out. Viserys is enamored by their little one, his first grandson also being his own son exciting him more than it should. As soon as she can, she begins buttering Viserys up and planting the idea to place their son as heir to be a neutral third party to the Rhaenyra vs Aegon showdown. He is a first son afterall, only by her right and not Viserys's. She always makes sure to bring it up after blowjobs, riding him, letting him try out anal, tittyjobs or anytime his head is extra mushy for her. She'll do anything to get her way, and she knows he'll be much warmer towards her idea when hearing the good news of her most recent pregnancy 👑💀

Oopsie, shouldn't be so hot that's for sure.

At least Alicent doesn't need to go to his bed thank you.

Viserys really is so easily to manipulate , he never saw that coming!