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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 14 hours

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🐀 ANON HI

YES I THINK THAT WOULD BE PARTICULARLY SILLY OF THEM (I MEAN IT IN A VERY SWEET WAY) AND I THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE

VIRGIL DOESNT KNOW WHY REMUS IS SO NERVOUS THIS TIME BECAUSE "c'mon we do this all the time" SO HE TRIES TO JOKE AROUND TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD

SORRY IM SO EXCITED IDEK IF YOU SAID THIS BUT HEAR ME OUT

"It's weird that you're nervous. What, are you actually proposing this time or something?" POOR SWEET NAIVE VIRGIL MERELY JOKES. HE JESTS.

REMUS GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE. VIRGIL WAS RIGHT. HE GUESSED IT.

ALSO I THINK ROMAN/JANUS WAITER WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND I LIKE TO THINK WHOEVER PLAYS THE WAITER SHOULD TOTALLY PRETEND TO BE A STRANGER. LIKE "and what would you like, sir?" "Dude you're actually kidding me" "I never joke about orders."

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New trope Best Friends to Husbands speedrun /light hearted

#ro and jan definitely work there vee nothing suspicious is going to happen whatsoever XD #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #roman sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #ts janus #ts roman #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 14 hours

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to specifically 👑 anon:

WHAT IF THEY KEEP IT GOING AND ONE DAY REMUS ACTUALLY PROPOSES LIKE WITH A RING AND SHIT AND VIRGIL THINKS "Wow, going all out this time huh?"

But it's REAL

They go out and Virgil is promised a restaraunt setting, but is confused when they show up at a garden. Virgil asks how they can pull their scheme together when they're having a non-restaraunt dinner and Remus just says "dont feel like doing it tonight."

"But you always want free dessert, what gives?"

Remus doesn't respond. Just smiles. He knows Virgil wouldn't like a public proposal for the real thing, and planned an elaborate and PRIVATE dinner in this gorgeous butterfly garden (with perhaps some background shenanigans with Roman and/or Janus as their "private chef/waiter" (but really they're there for the proposal))

GAH! the more I think about it the more I want to write it. I have FAR Too many projects going on right now tho. SOON!

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S O B B I N G that's S O fucking cute I L O V E they <3

#you should write it it's fun but when you're done with everything/ready to of course <3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #🐀 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 15 hours

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Also 🐀 anon you are correct that's some shit they'd pull and I also think that they'd do it just once and have a successful result then actually like "let's do this more" (it is Remus' idea because Virgil's a bit too nervous about getting that flustered again and "oh what if someone recognizes us and we forget?")

Like they'd skip town to do it, or just happen to do it while they're on a road trip and know they'd never again be in whatever diner or shop they're in at the time.

And honestly slay I love that for them and I think it's a fun idea :D

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Y E S also lil bonus Ree decides on little disguises in case some places get suspicious and he of course gives Vee a fake mustache at some point XD

#it really is such a fun concept they're such a chaotic duo <3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 15 hours

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They gave us three hours for the exam and I finished in 25 minutes. And they definitely hate us there because we couldn't leave early if we finished early. SO. I had some spooky gays thoughts today amongst my book reading and napping. There's like one suggestive line here

— in my one fic, Virgil walks with a cane due to a disability. Because of the time period it is set and the fact everyone is a Snooty Prissy Ass Noble, he's not very popular amongst his peers. Except Remus. Remus is head over heels for him. And Remus is also considered weird amongst the aristocracy so they take comfort in each other. I lovems them. They'll sit on a bench in the corner of a garden party and Remus will info-dump about every bug that they see and Virgil's anxiety will melt away for once. Love that for them

— incubus Virgil would draw seraphim Remus into a kiss with just a suggestion. Like a "hey do you think Sky Daddy has rules for you guys? Wanna test it?" and Remus isn't sure at first but Virgil even volunteers to tell Heaven that he just surprised Remus with it and it wasn't Remus' fault (a total lie, it is very consensual, Virgil would just take the metaphorical bullet for them despite his pathological fear of actually seeing Head Honcho Angels). Anyway Remus likes the kiss way more than they should and Heaven doesn't seem to mind so cue Remus learning about other things the human body can do (up for interpretation)

— spooky gays gimme that "I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyyy" trend vibes. The sneaking out and smoking and drinking and little accounts of vandalism and just poor teenage choices that, while possibly cringe later on, are just the light of their lives in the moment and it makes life a bit more worth living. Definitely their vibes. Also fun fact I've never heard that song in its entirety.

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25 minutes good lord 👑 Anon that's a speedrun but Y E S Y E S Y E S to A L L of this!!! First thing's first Cane user!Vee underrated and D E L I C I O U S and them sitting on a bench in a garden as Ree info-dumps about bugs is S O fucking cute and something I N E E D S O fucking badly!!! Second cackling at "Sky Daddy" and the fact that Ree has a lot to learn XD Lastly Y E S they are the alt delinquents who don't give a fuck but having a good time with each other <3

#also teenage dirtbag by wheatus is a pretty good song you should listen to it #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 22 hours

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May write this later but sharing to get others to add on

Living my life like a best friends to lovers trope, me and my best friend staged a fake proposal at a restaraunt in order to get free cheesecake. This whole thing just smells like a cheesy fanfic about them.

Like, they walk into the restaraunt planning this whole fake-marriage-proposal on the fly, it's literally something they came up with in the parking lot. And because this restaraunt is hours away from their homes the chances of them coming back are so slim to nothing that "come on let's fuck around a little bit, maybe we'll get free dessert out of it"

"Okay"

Virgil is embarrassed and anxiously stimming the whole time, but he's excited cuz its so stupid it may actually work. The plan is that one of them (Virgil) will run to the bathroom, and Remus will pull the waiter aside and share the secret: "I'm proposing to my boyfriend tonight, I was wondering if I could order his favorite cheesecake ahead of time and you bring it out at the end of the meal?"

Virgil comes back out and they're giggling together at their stupid scheme. Once or twice they talk about if they should back out cuz "oh the waiter is telling all her coworkers" and "oh my god why are we doing this were roping in so many people into our lie"

"Imagine we go through with this and it doesn't even work"

They share a meal because the portionings at this restaraunt are absolutely insane (and it has absolutely nothing to due with the fact theyre broke college students and this is more cost effective, not at all). By the end of it there's still a third of it left. Virgil offers the rest of it to Remus to take home because "we got what I wanted to eat, you should at least be allowed to have the leftovers" and Remus is like "you enjoyed it so much, you should take it home"

And the cheesecake finally gets delivered, it's a chocolate-cherry-something or another. Across the plate is a cherry and chocolate drizzle spelling out "happy aniversarry" and Virgil is wondering when that aspect got woven into their lie. Suddenly he gets pulled up from the table by Remus. His hands shook as Remus got down to one knee, and now everyone is watching them and the waiter has Remus's phone and is recording the whole thing. He knew to expect this but the fact it was actually happening?? He could barely hear what Remus was saying.

"Virgil, we have known each other for six amazing years, and I got to call you mine for five of them. I want to take this moment and make you mine forever. Will you marry me, and have me as yours, for the rest of our lives?"

Virgil couldn't convince himself to speak but he nodded, and Remus pulled himself up and pulled Virgil into a hug. Virgil was still shaking, nearly losing his balance as he flopped back into the seat.

"Damn it. We don't have any forks."

Forks. Thats what Remus was focused on? Forks for what-- right, cheesecake. That was their mission. Free cheesecake.

God damn it, that felt way too real. Virgil needed to drag himself back into reality.

"It's nice to know that's how it feels even though it's fake. Can't imagine how amazing it will be when I actually get proposed to"

"I know, right?"

They get the check. Remus wordlessly reads over it and starts laughing, tossing it over to Virgil.

Virgil's face goes white when he reads the charge next to the cheesecake. "Ten dollars?!" He whisper-shouts. "Highway robbery. All that just to be charged for the cheesecake!"

"Maybe you should have stormed off in anger, and leave me in front of all these people without an answer. That probably would have gotten the whole meal comped."

Wow I kinda popped off sorry for the long post ✨️😔 I'm too lazy to make this an actual fic but maybe I'll put the whole thing together one day. Or someone else could do it for me

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Committing to the bit but also committing to each other <3 I L O V E this S O fucking much I feel so bad for cackling at the fact that they did all that planned out and everything just for them to still be charged poor Vee got feels too XD Next time Ree should just sneak into the back where the kitchen is and once the dessert is done make a run for it XD

#no need to apologize but whatever you may end up doing with it i know it'll be great <3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #🐀 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 23 hours

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It has been 83 days since Dukexiety last interacted

#last interaction: TSS Incorrect Quotes 3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 2 days

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I've let the spooky gays infiltrate my new fic (unrelated to seraphim/incubus one, this one's a not-anonymous like on-my-profile one) and I'm so excited for it :3

They're not the center relationship but they'll definitely be coming up and I'll (hopefully) post a chapter or separate mini fic with their silly moments

(I just posted the first chapter of this fic and I'm genuinely so nervous because it doesn't start super happy but I'm planning on it getting happier RAHHHH I forgot how much I loved long stories RAHHHH I have so much energy I have an exam tomorrow I gotta SLEEP)

Have a good one!

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Hell Y E S that's awesome!!! :}3 You can never go wrong with a little A N G S T especially if fluff is coming soon it's gonna be great and I absolutely L O V E that you're passionate about writing again it's always fun <3

#have a good one too and sending you good vibes for that exam! <3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 2 days

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I think Virgil would really enjoy physical touch but doesn’t know how to ask for it (yaaaay projecting)

With Remus he will sit a few feet away from him. Remus, being Remus, will get closer to him until he’s right up on Virgil. Vee will act all annoyed but everyone knows he loves it. Seriously his eyeshadow is all purple and as sparkly as a disco ball

For everyone else, he’ll look at their hands. Since they all have lived with him for so long, they have grown to notice that sign. But if he’s feeling really touched starved? And doesn’t know where tf Remus is? He’ll lean his head onto Patton and Janus arm, he will also lean on Roman and Logan chests

Although it’s usually Remus who gets this. The others get it when Virgil either can’t find Remus or Remus is too overstimulated for touch or just too rambunctious

- Vee 💜

The Emo needs just as much contact as his chaotic Duke but luckily his FamILY is there to help when Ree isn't there

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 2 days

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Idk I think Virgil and Remus should get drunk in one of their rooms and watch movies (they obviously end up making out or yk.. Virgie could fall asleep on him)

- Vee 💜

R E A L they should crack open a bottle of Jan's wine, get some smooches, be drunken giggly messes in each other's arms having a good time and fall asleep enjoying each other's warmth <3

#dukexiety more like drunkxiety wooooo /light hearted #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #Vee 💜 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 2 days

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Uhhh cw suggestive ??

I'm so behind on a million things I want to share with the class but I'll share this one for now

I miss when Remy/Sleep was more involved in the fandom. I shipped Remy with Remus and Virgil SO HARD. They were the world's greatest power throuple and just an absolute chaotic trio.

Just-- I know this blog is centered to Remus and Virgil but can you imagine? Remus and Remy teaming up to aggressively flirt with Virgil, but one (Remus) is being downright diabolical with his flirting while the other (Remy) was just implying the three of them should take a nap together. And Virgil is in the middle, horrifically flustered and embarrassed and wildly confused because "Oh God they are asking me to sleep with them but IN WHAT WAY?!"

Remy maybe gets frustrated by how late the other two stay up due to anxiety or intrusive thoughts (but also he can't say shit cuz he's Remy/Sleep, hes disappearing every night to go party). Eventually one of em demands all of them cuddle and sleep the night away. And they do :')

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Ah yes the insomnia trio where Vee is stuck with a Rem who's a chaotic bitch and the other Rem is just a bitch /light hearted Remy's gonna need a lot more than scented candles and Sleepy Time Tea to get those spooky boys to sleep but luckily cuddles are always the solution

#i think the reason is because remy is more shipped with emile because it's 'the last combo' but he still seems to be a fan favorite #anxsleepmus #dukesleepxiety #dukexiety #dukesleep #sleepxiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #remy sanders #sleep sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #ts remy #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #🐀 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 2 days

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It has been 82 days since Dukexiety last interacted

#last interaction: TSS Incorrect Quotes 3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 3 days

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I have so many ideas for the incubus seraphim thing but I'm gonna format it as a sorta .. I'd say a oneshots sort of thing? Not like a "every single day" fic. Y'know? Just some glimpses into their lives because c!Thomas is a stubborn shithead who weirdly does not take off his jewelry.

That means I can skip ahead a little in their relationship and make them have conversations and experiences 😈

... What if I made Virgil tempt Remus into a kiss?

In this essay—

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👑 Anon I N E E D the essay W H E R E is it??? /light hearted /joking No but in all seriousness a oneshots timeskip kind of thing is a really good idea cause it lets you have their relationship develop more as well as not making it a too long of a series to write

#i N E E D them to kiss i'm mashing them together like dolls /light hearted #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 3 days

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Small suggestive tw

Virgil would do the thing where he lays on Remus and not move if Remus was annoying him. Like Remus could be bitching, Vee would crawl on him, then lay down, all while taking Remus down with him. Remus gets all pissy and blushy about it

Virgil hushes him and says that he’ll be okay. If he keeps complaining? Then Virgil kisses him til he’s out of breath! No more talking then!.. but then you got another lil problem. Except it’s two problems, and they aren’t small (sorry) (no I’m not) (I am)

- Vee 💜

Remember kids when there's problems there's always a solution and the solution for them is very Gay /light hearted

#ree's a winner at the end of the day bitching or not XD #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #Vee 💜 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 3 days

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It has been 81 days since Dukexiety last interacted

#last interaction: TSS Incorrect Quotes 3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 4 days

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Sometimes Remus just pops into a room to find Virgil fast asleep and snoring on the floor.

He proceeds to glue carpet fuzz to his butt.

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Beautiful 10/10 this is the only acceptable headcanon everyone go home XD /light hearted /joking Bonus: Ree successfully covers Vee's butt with carpet fuzz and the Emo is still asleep XD

#he's helping his boyf reach his full spidey form XD #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #🐸 anon #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 4 days

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remus is suuuper touchy literally only because he likes being super annoying to the others

but one day he was messing with virgil and virg said that he was fine with it to remus’s shock, so now he randomly comes up to virgil and cuddles him just to be annoying but as soon as virgil cuddles back he completely melts

Y E S!!! Vee is Ree's emotional support Emo and he needs a total of 24/7 365 days amounts of contact everyday <3

#ree can and will be overdramatic as hell if vee doesn't at least hold his hand XD #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #blackoutbugza #not a countdown

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where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 · 4 days

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i want to submit things more but brain empty :<

i love the chaotic gays thats all

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The Dukexiety Nation Agenda: No thoughts head empty only loving the Spooky Beloveds /light hearted

#also no worries on sending stuff it'll come to you <3 #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #🐍 anon #not a countdown

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