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Riding sam slow because his parents are home it he wants to fuck you Hard and LOUDDD
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(OH. MY. SEND ME MORE REQUESTS LIKE THESE. NOW. I DONT CARE WHO IT'S FROM IT WHO IS ABOUT. JUST. SEND. THEM.)
His hands behind his neck, watching you slowly bounce up and down on his cock. It feels good, but he's bored. You two have to be as quiet as possible since his mom, step-dad, and 2 younger brothers were home.
He had already stuffed your own panties into your mouth so your noises would stay muffled and not as loud. Him, on the other hand, could control his moans.. sometimes. This was one of those times, though! It wasn't easy, but he managed. A couple of hisses and small whines would fall from his pierced lip whenever you'd roll your hips.
“This is so fucking stupid. We don't have to be quiet, y'know.” He rolled his eyes, then returned them to your bare breasts that slightly bounced with you everytime you thrusted his cock in you. Your whine came out muffled, but he knew exactly what you were trying to say. “yes we do. It's risky if we aren't.”
He hissed at the feeling of you pulling yourself off his cock. “Come on, let me fuck you the way I like it.” He whispers into your ear, massaging one of your tits. It was tempting, but it was just so risky! his family already liked you. What if they heard or saw what was happening and then started thinking of you as a slut!
“Sam, I'm—no..” You mumbled after taking your underwear out of your mouth. “The way you like it is hard.. and loud.” “Yeah, loud enough for me to hear. I don't want the neighbors hearing those pretty noises you make for me.” Funny.. he was literally gatekeeping your noises!
“Sam—” before you could answer, he had flipped you around on your knees and elbows. “Don't care. You've been teasing me all damn day, I'm getting what I deserve.” He smacked your ass and shoved his dick into you. His thrusts were gentle at first, but then they started becoming rougher, making you moan real loud. He wanted to respect your wishes of his family not hearing you, so he shoved your face in one of his pillows.
Hopefully, they don't hear the sounds of his dick going in and out of your wet pussy.
#🐸 anon#hayden christensen#hayden christensen imagine#hayden christensen smut#smut#riding#sam monroe#life as a house#sam monroe x reader#sam monroe x you#sam monroe smut#sam monroe imagine#sam monroe fanfiction
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It makes me sick to remember that someone else thought you were theirs. You didn't even like them and they thought you were theirs. You're MINE I didn't even have to try. You looked at me and you became mine from that point on. MINE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
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Miko's child carrying her fox form like her upper body is the only part that the child can carry because she's too heavy of fluff
it's so cute the way her little feet are just dangling around while she lets her child carry her like a cat—
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MIKO’S CHILD JUST CARRYING HER WITH ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT SUPPORT 😭😭
Poor Miko is just dangling from her child’s arms, and when your child waddles into the kitchen with your wife in their hands, Miko looks up at you with a face that just reads “h e l p .” You’d have to teach your child not to pick up mommy like that next time, but gosh darn it is it the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.
Mama Miko has to be more careful about being in her fox form around children 💖
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I see Yujin taking such good care of kids like I imagine her getting along so well with your neice or nephew or smth like that🥺 She would also be an amazing mom and a great gf to reader who alr has a kid 😔 I jst love her sm 😔🤭
- I wanna be your 🐸 anon
pairing: wife!yujin x fem!reader
genre: fluff
hi 🐸 anon! i changed a little bit, hope that's okay! i hope you like this, this was really really cute.
yujin has the kindest heart of all, it was no surprise. everyone gets dragged in to her, her beautiful energy being so contagious that no matter where you are you just want to be near her and that was one of the things that got you head over heels for her, even starting to think if it’s really possible for someone like her to exist. she was so charismatic, even your family was enchanted! always asking questions like “when does she come back?”, “is she staying?”, “how is yujin doing?”. it was inevitable to think about a future with her. she was so nice to everyone, and everything took a turn the moment you saw her playing with your little cousins at a family dinner. she kept her brightest smile on her face while hearing the little kids laugh so hard at her jokes. maybe it was too soon to be picturing her with the kids of your own, but how could you not?
“she is so pretty! can she be my girlfriend too?” the little kid asked with anticipation at you. everyone was laughing at him.
“absolutely not! she’s yn’s!” his twin defended your girlfriend, hugging her tightly and making sure her brother won’t get closer.
“how come you be so patient with them? i barely can do it myself.” you ask, staring at the girls hugging with adoration.
“i don’t know, they’re just so cute and remind me of you.” you giggle, grabbing the glass of water in front of you and drinking. “who knows, maybe years later you will be carrying little ahn.” and you choked.
at your 19, talking about a family or even a future together was a big topic. both of you were still so young and you never liked to think about the future without feeling empty or scared at the road ahead, but somehow… being right by her side made everything look nice, no longer feeling worried or lost. so, it was still crazy to even imagine it, but it wasn’t that bad. you were actually dying for the day you could call ahn yujin your wife.
then, it happens. your eyes can’t leave the view in front of them and you can’t stop thinking about how did all of that happen. the litte girl’s laughter is filling your ears like a melodic song, praying for your wife’s hands to stop tickling her.
“mommy! please help me!” she calls you, laughing and trying to escape from the embrace.
“if mommy ever dares to help you… she’s gonna fall too!” and your daughter screams.
“how can this monster go away?” you ask, pretending to be worried. you see how they stop fighting, both of them waiting for you to jump in.
“kisses!” your daughter yells.
“yeah kisses!” yujin supports your daughter’s decision. of course your wife would never stop being a cute puppy totally in love with you, desperate for your love and affection.
“is that so?” you cross your arms, genuinely curious about what can set your daughter free. you step closer and yujin caught once again the little girl in her arms.
“kiss her!”
yujin was happily waiting for the kiss, with her eyes closed and trying not to smile. then, you place your hands on her face, pulling her in for the kiss. a squeak can be heard from the little girl that is now jumping excited at the sight of her two moms kissing. now she is free to go, but decides to stay and try to separate the two of you.
“mommy! what if she traps you?” yujin laughs, because that’s exactly what she wants to do.
#🐸 anon#ive x reader#ive scenarios#ive fluff#ive x fem!reader#ive imagines#ahn yujin#ahn yujin x reader#ahn yujin fluff#ahn yujin x fem!reader
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Omg imagine:
Price: Soap, tie your shoes please you'll fall
Soap: No! I'm a big boy I can do what I want. *proceeds to fall stright on his face on his first step*
It's not as funny as it was in my head but still🤭
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RAHHHH NEW ANON🐸‼️‼️‼️
Some more incorrect quotes (I'm bored at work)
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Ghost: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Soap: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Ghost: Yes.
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Gaz: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?
Soap: Gaz, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Gaz: ...
Soap: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Gaz: ...
Soap: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Alejandro: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Graves, coming into a meeting looking disheveled and 10 minutes late: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Price: If I run and leap at Nikolai, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Price, running towards Nikolai: Coming in!
Nikolai: No! I’m holding coffee!
Nikolai: *Drops coffee and catches Price*
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Price: Soap, please tie your shoes, you're gonna fall.
Soap: Price, I'm a big boy.
Soap: I can do whatever I want.
Soap: you're not my dad.
Price, unfazed: you done?
Soap: yeah.
Soap, turning away: *trips and falls*
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Horangi, doing crossword: I need a long word for-
König: t-rex.
Horangi: ....what-
König: t-rex
König: but the long one.
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Rodolfo: I ran into Alejandro in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off
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Roach: Last week, König tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Gaz:
Gaz: oh my god.
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Gaz: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?
Ghost: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.
Gaz: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.
Gaz: or Jimmy/John's.
Soap: hey
Price: hey
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Ghost: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.
Graves:
Graves: What?
Ghost: Good luck.
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Ghost: You’re an idiot.
Soap, grinning: That’s the charm.
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Soap: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Ghost: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
(Later)
Ghost: fuckin' hell, wait a minute-
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Uh because I've seen it a lot recently here is your reminder that Gaz erasure is NOT welcome on this blog. I love him sm. Gaz appreciation :D
#simon ghost riley#call of duty#cod mw2#modern warfare 2#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#incorrect quotes#captain john price#alejandro vargas#alerudy#rodolfo parra#kyle gaz garrick#könig modern warfare#horangi#gary roach sanderson#phillip graves#nikolai x price#🐸#🐸 anon
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Remus calls Virgil his sling.
Because that's what baby spiders are called :3
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S O B B I N G that's S O fucking cute P L E A S E!!!
#never knew they're called that but that's adorable#dukexiety#remus sanders#virgil sanders#ts remus#ts virgil#sanders sides#thomas sanders#asks#answers#🐸 anon#not a countdown
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you’re not the only one who wants dream to bend you over the sink LIKE imagine just being a brat while you guys are out and he finally snapped dragging you outta the mall “hey! i wasn’t done shopping!” you whine “i don’t care. brats like you don’t deserve to get what they want” dream says. he opens the car door for you while you pout. “if you keep pouting i’ll give you something to pout about” dream said with a smirk on his face. you just rolled your eyes. “okay fine be that way” dream said. you knew when you got home you were in for it but you didn’t mind it kinda turned you on thinking about all the things he’d do to you. when you guys got home, you ran to hide in the bathroom but dream was too fast, he grabbed you and slammed you down on the sink. “you wanna act like like a brat you’re gonna get fucked like one.” dream whispered into your ear. it caused you to whimper a bit. that night was long he edged you forever and when he was finally satisfied he told you that you didn’t deserve to cum. “dream- please i’ve been so good for you, i haven’t came this whole time.” you cried “oh but my pretty girl that’s not how this works, i told you i’d give you something to pout about.” you just said “fine i’ll do it myself then” as you stand up. dream grabbed you by the throat “if you fucking touch yourself and cum you’ll wish you never did.” dream let go and you just nodded and you two cuddled for the rest of the night. you swore to yourself you’d never be a brat again…will you go through with that ? probably not
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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WOWOWOWOW THIS JS HOTTT
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Top 10 songs of all time (kpop or not)
GO‼️‼️
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WOW OKAY here are ones off the top of my head!! what are yoursss
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*squints* why are u so damn tall 👁️ watch out for ur knees bc one day i will bite them mark my words
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you can sure try, but i'll be sure to simply block you with an outstretched arm on your forehead.
he shrugs, a small laugh leaving his lips. he scratches the back of his neck in embarassment about his height.
hey now, i thought girls liked tall guys?
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when i tell you i am frothing at the mouth reading through your metas. oh my god. obsessed with everything you have to say. we seem to have a few of similar opinions and theories regarding dazai and i love it. he’s my absolute favorite character in the series and second favorite character out of fiction overall and i just LOVE what you have to say about him so much!! your theory on him being the book’s seal? BRILLIANT oh my god so interesting. i’ve never had any real reason for it nor specific idea of why they’re wealthy, but just today i was talking to a friend about how i’ve always kind of had a feeling that he grew up wealthy, and so when i saw the one of him being the son of mafia benefactors it caught my eye so fast. i just have this image in mind?? as him as a young child, right after the war ended — maybe he’s 11 or 12? — sitting silently in the back of a full classroom, maybe at a private school (his parents are neglectful, always having had preferred to send him away rather than raise him), observing all of his classmates with an apathetic expression on his face. he doesn’t fit in with them; he never has. always excluded, and most of the time, it’s of his own accord. he doesn’t feel like them, doesn’t understand why they are just so… different from him. he often is punished by his parents for it, the purposeful seclusion and all the things that come along with it, because despite the fact that they neglect their other duties as parents, they never forget to punish him. omg i’m getting so carried away describing this i’m rambling again LOL sorry!!!! -from, frog!
Hello Frog! :)
Sorry this took me so long to reply! I'm really glad you're enjoying my analyses, and that you shared your thoughts with me!
Dazai is a really fascinating character. For all that we follow him in the story closely and get to see what he was like and how he changed at different ages, he's very much still a mystery. It makes it really fun to theorize.
The "he had a wealthy family who were probably associated with the Mafia" comes from three places:
He's stated to not be an orphan in Fifteen, or connected to Mori in any way before their agreement. But he had to be someone, or some random 14 year old wouldn't make any sense as a key witness whose word would be believed by the Mafia.
He clearly knew the Old Boss and vice versa, but he's apparently never seen death up close before, nor was he a part of the Mafia. That doesn't make it seem like he's the Old Boss' son or grandson or anything. Maybe he was a nephew, for Hamlet reasons. (That actually might work, considering irl Dazai wrote his own spin on Hamlet... food for thought!)
Oba Yozo's backstory in No Longer Human, as an alienated young boy who couldn't seem to feel or understand the importance of the things his wealthy family placed importance on, and so disguised his true feelings and fear of being "found out" by clowning to make everybody laugh. (Overly simplified, but I don't want to get too into it in case you haven't read it. The author also came from a wealthy family, so I feel pretty confident about this take on his backstory!)
If you enjoy Dazai backstory theorizing, @daz4i has some good headcanons. You've already read mine, but I've since written the first chapter of a fic called Clear Eye on ao3, which does kind of go into my own interpretation of it. There's also lots of other theories out there that are worth a look!
And of course, maybe you have written something yourself in this span of time... (if you have, please let me know!)
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I love my darling so much, they're all mine<3 I love taking care of them, treating her like the princess she is! Her comfort is all that matters<3 even when she's restrained at night so she can't run off while I'm asleep! I make sure she's nice and comfortable..
#obsessive love#obsessive yandere#yandere#bpd#bpd fp#irl yan#lovesick#yandere male#soft yandere#🐸 anon
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have you ever thought that xianyun CAN make a bluetooth dick?
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OH.
…SHE CAN 😳
#🫧feeding the fishes#🐸 anon#I love women in stem#because women in stem will invent bluetooth dicks#for other women#xianyun <3
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Ah. Um.
...these walls are thin, huh?
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More like broken and old.
#The Lords in Black#Nibblenephim#ask blog#rp blog#hatchetfield rp#🐸 anon#Blog Event: Hatchetfield Citizens
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Head cannon time!
So Virgil and Remus both love horror, but they have wildly different tastes in the kind of horror they enjoy.
Remus loves anything psychological and/or gorey. Don't even get me started on how much he would love the French psychological thriller "Titane".
But Virgil prefers the classics. Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff and John Carpenter's The Thing. Too much bodily fluid makes him squeamish.
Movie date nights are surprisingly difficult to negotiate. (And often just end in kisses on the couch 💋)
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Hell Y E S hc time!!! I L O V E that S O fucking much XD They're just arguing like
Remus: We agreed that we were watching Terrifier tonight!
Virgil: Nice try but last time I checked we agreed on Halloween!
Remus: *gets closer to Vee* No we didn't!
Virgil: *gets closer to Ree* Yes. We. Did!
Remus and Virgil: *staring at each other* ...
Remus and Virgil: *immediately start making out*
#movie nights are dubbed makeout nights for them XD#dukexiety#remus sanders#virgil sanders#ts remus#ts virgil#sanders sides#thomas sanders#asks#answers#🐸 anon#not a countdown
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So… I’ve been lurking… and I’ve had this idea ever since you made that post about being on a Sky binge (I’m like weeks late, but shhhhh! That’s details!)
And even if my loyalty stays completely with Wars (I’m so in love with this man it’s not even funny, send help /hj), I am here to feed the horny Sky simps today!
So, here’s the idea: I remember seeing a post about ancient dildos and that they were usually made of polished bone or wood. I think you can see where I’m going with this. (btw I am not verifying any of this. my internet provider can know I read smut but I draw the line at them knowing I searched info about ye old dildos on google)
So, dear reader, imagine, if you will: Sky spending hours carving an exact replica of his dick (or yours if you have one, or even better! both.) as a present for you. Maybe you use it maybe you don’t. it still serves as some kind of memento.
And if I may try my hand at my very first smut written piece, please enjoy~
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“A-ah…ahhh…” breathy gasps escape your lips as you greedily push the polished object deeper into your needy hole.
Goddesses!
What wouldn’t you give to have your lover be the one pushing deeper and deeper into you instead. For him to hold you, caress you… grope you and SNAP those delicious hips of his into you.
“Mhmmm…” a particularly needy, high pitched moan leaves you searching for the groans and praises that usually follow. For his hot breath right against your ear.
Your lover knows exactly what to do to make you mindless. Where to lick, how to kiss, what to pinch… how to hit that spot inside that makes you see stars-
This wooden dick doesn’t even compare to him. To his warmth… but it’s good enough for now. Feels pleasant too. Very pleasant.
It’s been carved in his image, after all.~
“Nghn...mmhmm…” Gods you want more.
So much more.
Absorbed into the chase for release, you don’t even hear the door open. The man you crave so badly is watching attentively form the doorway, pants tightening by the second.
It seems the deities took pity on you… and him.
“Miss me that badly?” he asks, voice breathy and low. His eyes laced with desire devour your naked form hungrily.
It would appear that all his hard work has been a worthwhile endeavor, if he gets to see you like this.
…Perhaps a tad too successful…
“Link!” you startle, yet the relief and need are clear in your voice.
As he begins to strip, he supposes it’s time for you to be reminded of what the real deal can do.~
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And with my first actually written smut piece here, I have finally, completely and irrevocably descended into debauchery. Thank you for the warm welcome, it’s quite lovely here <3
(on a serious note, please tell me if anything is too much or whatever else and also if I’m accidentally not on anon. also, love your blogs!)
I may visit your inbox in the future as well, if I get inspired, so I suppose I’ll need to become an anon. How does 🐸anon sound?
🐸 anon, I never thought this would show up in my inbox and drop to my knees (once again) to this wonderful meal. This is giving me ideas 👀 though, those shall be saved after the other asks are done.
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WAIT STAR I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GOT A PROMOTIONNNN!!!! NOOOO!!!
CONGRATS MY BABY ANGEL PUMPKIN SHMOOPSIE WOOPSIE TOOTSIE SPRINKLE WINKLE DINKLE PIE SUGARCAKES BABYGIRL LOVE OF MY LIFE SCHNOOKUMS !!!!!!!!
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MY BABY ANGEL SUGAR MUFFIN POOKIE PUMPKIN PRINCESS THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH WE ARE HUGGING SO HARD RN ‼️🫂👼💞💓💘💖🩷💕
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