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thegnomelord · 13 hours

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Imagine just being attacked by clicker Price, he’s actively trying to rip your flesh and sink his teeth to drag you down with him and get a meal

And you just hear

“RRAH…DICK..? SORRY”

- 📻

Fuck I'm laughing so bad and my roommate is looking at me weird :Dddd

Just imagine Price trying to find comfort in the fact he will soon not me mentally there enough to feel himself kill people, while grappling with the horror of something controlling his body like a fucking puppet.

And then the human his body is trying to devour is like, "Hey I can cure you with my dick, do you want that? Rar once for yes, and twice for no."💀💀💀

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #cod mw2 #📻anon #captain john price

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thegnomelord · 13 hours

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*SOBBING SOUDNS*

HDJJTJSJD

MY COUSIN IS GOING TO HER FIRST DADDY DAUGHTER DANCE

I REMEMBER HOLDED HER WHEN SHE WAS BORN

SHE SHOULDN'T BE THIS BIG YETTTTT

😩

-🪣

Oooooh how quickly they grow! Cherish the little crotch gremlin because soon enough she'll be big and strong enough to push your senile ass around in the wheelchair :) /pos

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🪣anon

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thegnomelord · 13 hours

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Is cuthulu the octopus deity thing?

If so yes :3

-🦭

Yes, Cthulhu is the squid faced fucker, and no, you are not awakening my fucking ex. I juuuuust got over my down bad obsession with potc Davy Jones, I do not need another octo head to get my pp hard >:(

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🦭anon

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thegnomelord · 13 hours

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Fact about cordyceps zombies

The person is still alive. The fungus is piloting them around against their will. There are voice lines of zombies sobbing the words "I'm sorry" as they eat someone.

^^

-🪣

Isn't it like to a point? Because I'm pretty sure after the Clicker head caving in it's pretty clear there's not enough of the brain for the person to exist?

But also the voice lines are cool as fuck, I imagine like runner Price would be especially vocal about apologizing and maybe trying to agree to a dick cure while actively trying to bite your throat out.

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🪣anon

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thegnomelord · 13 hours

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I AM THE ORIGINAL JELLYFISH ANON.

I CAN BE (i DONT HAVE JELLYFISH EMOJI ON MY LAPTOP BUT THIS IS THE JELLYFISH EMOJI) THEN 🦇 THIS IS ONLY IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO BE SINGULAR JELLYFISH ANON

Ah gotcha, sure you can dude

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🦇

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thegnomelord · 13 hours

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I already know what I wanna have tattooed and I'm hoping it doesn't go near any of my scars because I have sensitive skin especially in the scarred areas. It's supposed to be a tattoo dedicated to my father

Yeah I figured, it's just my asks tend to get kinda long because I vomit words where they don't belong (in someone's ask box instead of the many drafts I'm supposed to be posting)

Oh yeah that makes sense. I just remembered you mentioning how Hound was often put in a sort of ring to fight others and if he lost the winners got to do whatever they wanted to him, so I imagined like maybe someone SA'd Hound or whatnot and Makarov saw and thought it was a good idea (sorry if that was too like...unhinged ig?) cuz it would be a power imbalance thing.

Anyways, I'd like to join the cult but I think I'll stay out of the tank, I don't like water

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Ooh that's cool! I always love it when ppl have like sentimental tattoos because all of mine will probably end up being bc I felt like it lol.

Lol do I know the feeling about that :D word vomit in my inbox is fine dude!

Nah like, SA definitely did happen to Hound, especially at the start when it was about breaking down his spirit and because he was so weak he couldn't fight back properly. I was just hesitant to say it out right bc I was still trying to figure out if I wanted to explore that topic in my writing and a bit worried if I could write it in a way that didn't sexualize or glorify rape.

After Hound broke was when the sexual aspect of their power dynamic began, before that Makarov didn't touch him mainly because he considered Hound so below him that it was disgusting for him.

Funny enough Hound getting thrown into the fight ring as Hound is worse than when it happened when he was a sergeant, bc Makarov has conditioned him to only crave his touch and anyone else touching him feels like acid on his skin. So atop the ache of displeasing Makarov enough to throw him into the pit, he's (in hound's mind) further disobeying Makarov by being so weak that others can touch him.

Also please don't join the cult, they're trying to awaken Cthulhu my fucking ex and I'd rather not see the fucker again

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #cod mw2 #x reader #good dog fic #hound-reader #🪒anon

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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Someone just threw a rock at me 🎀✨ a sharp one 🩷🩵

-🦊🐱

Oh no are you alright? come here let me kiss it better

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🦊🐱anon

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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@miguel-owhora’s cult au and your COD demon au gave me an idea. Hear me out… COD cult au… Do whatever you want with that.

Okay I see 3 paths with this.

A: Reader is a cult leader in some type of apocalypse and persistently keeps summoning the demons 141 for boons and help keeping his flock alive. And all the demons ask in return is blood and sex, both that reader is happy to provide.

B: The world has gone to shit from a zombie apocalypse and has been like that for a few years, and the reader is some kind of very old forest god that watches from the sidelines. The reader kills the zombies but keeps the humans alive because they can't be bothered to kill them. Cue the humans becoming worshipers and the 141 are like priests, because they are the only ones who have ever come in contact with you. Funny enough I actually have a VERY old draft about this exact scenario.

or C: Reader is a demon hunter. Reader is kidnapped by a cult, not to be a sacrifice, but to be the 'bride' of demon Ghost. Reader is a man, Ghost did not want this marriage, the worshipers just misconstrued his words and through a very botched ritual, woopsie poopsie mama made an upsie, your and Ghost's soul is now bound together. Happy Honeymoon :D

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #cod mw2 #x reader #male reader #trinkets from the hoard #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x male reader #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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I skimmed through your ao3 profile again to reread some of your works and only noticed the genshin impact fic, which i was pleasantly surprised with. Shame it is only a tease of an interesting story, but i like how it made your writing shine. There's a distinct voice in every one of your reader fics and i enjoy that a lot. My most favorite one by far would be mage!reader.

Thank you for bringing your wonderful works into the community.

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Thanks for the love dude! Yeah, I sometimes re-read some of my old stuff and there's definitely a voice as you called it that I write all my fics, mostly just as a way to give a certain tone to the fic. It's kinda cool to see how my writing has changed over the years lol.

Also fucking god I completely forgot about GI fic lol. I had originally written it wanting to explore and create lore for the Khanrians and also because I wanted a SI/reader to fuck the Fatui dilf that is Pierro. Also bc I wanted to explore my interest in body horror, specifically the ugly blending of machine and flesh and the horrors that the reader would uncover about themselves as they got their memories back bit by bit.

Then I got banned for a month from GI and my interest died lol. I should get back to it some time bc a half finished draft for the second chapter is still rotting in my drive lol.

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🦠anon

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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Ive seen your posts about dragon reader and all the cool courting stuff. kinda curious as to how it would work with ghost.

cause either ghost is just normal and has no clue whats going lmao, like he's just chilling then reader is just like "fight me bitch" and randomly giving him shit from their pile of jewellery and gold. and ghost would just be like "....thanks?" and he's not sure wether reader is being nice or a prick.

or

with the whole monster au thing, would wraiths have different courting?

I doubt it. Wraiths are just humans that were too angry to die and got turned into shadow monsters, they don't have very many 'monstrous' instincts like other monsters have.

I feel like Simon wouldn't be as oblivious with dragon reader, mainly bc Price is a dragon and Simon has been around him enough to figure out some of dragon practices. But he's still clueless as fuck why this new dragon is constantly urging him to fight and having them exchange insults or horrible dad jokes. He definitely thinks you're a prick, meanwhile you're slowly falling in love with the bastard that squares up to you without a single drop of fear in his eyes.

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #cod mw2 #x reader #male reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cod monster au #monster cod au

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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🦆anons music is very loud.....help me gnome:((( ill give back your shoulder bone...or something...

- 🐯

Nah, I got new ones from the local cemetery. Give me back my dick bone and maaaayyybe I'll consider taking duck back.

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🐯anon

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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i live for the ghostussy

I work, eat, breathe, LIVE for the ghostussy...

You're an amazing writer though and i don't send asks often bc of social anxiety and stuff but your writing is so crunchy >.<

Can i be 👾anon please ^^

I sweat that ghost zombussy is gonna haunt me for the rest of my days...

also thanks for the love dude :D, always warms my heart when I know ya'll like the stuff I write lol

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #👾

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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He taped Price's ass but he forgot his other holes. C'mon boys, tonight it's all you can eat 👍

Ah yes, come lads, the buffe's on me :D

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence

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thegnomelord · 14 hours

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Me omw to cut open the tape so we can put another baby in Price's belly:

Sugar cubes I shall return in the morning the tape on prices ass stays ON

#gnome's tea break

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thegnomelord · 1 day

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speaking of a cod apocalypse (i think actually idk i just skimmed over my tl) thoughts on the boys becoming some sort of fucked up mutated creatures?

like they're soldiers, right? and assuming the government sends them out to deal with whatever apocalyptic shit there is, surely one of them makes a stupid mistake that'll cost them their lives. fast forward to them succumbing to whatever radioactive shit decided to live in their bodies, and they're dead but alive? and like... just grotesque things. they're still them, just more brutal and monstrous. maybe their skin is melting off, maybe they're growing another limb or two, maybe they have teeth growing on their head.

anyways, thoughts on this kind of genre???? :))))

(i think itd be cool if like.... some of them merged together, just a mass of limbs and skin :33)

Okay, consider: Horizon zero dawn world, full of killer machines and tribes n shit, combined with the virus from the Prototype (that and darksiders are my fav games of all time tbh) also body horror, specifically the blend of machine and flesh bh, is my favorite shit :Dd this is a rough idea

So like as killer machines were sweeping across the planet, devouring everything in sight and replicating, a disease was created that, it was hoped, would be able to infect and eat away at the metal. But it fails, the virus ends up infecting the soldiers that are fighting against the machines and just, combining the human and machine.

The world eventually goes so far to shit that everything on the planet dies. The war machines become deactivated and some of the machine/human mutants are sealed away in bunkers to be used as experiments.

And just like, the 141 becoming a blend of steel and flesh in the grotesque approximation of what they used to be, able to strip away parts of other machines and graft them to their own forms.

Gaz was the first, fighting on the front lines back when he had foolishly believed the killer robots could be defeated. He had gotten separated when he got infected, the fear secondary only to the pain as his flesh literally melted into the corruptors, bone and muscle becoming tangled in gears and wires until all he could feel were his numerous stilt like legs now scrambled to gain purchase on the blood soaked ground . Turned into some weird metal scorpion bellow the waist, weaponry weighing on his back and coolant full wires snaking across his body, Kyle had passed out from the pain, his body further changing in his slumber to grow skin and eyes over the raw metal.

He woke up deep underground in a bunker, turned into a science experiment.

Price was next. He was a soldier turned scientist, working on a subfunction of the teraforming AI that would work to clear the world of the virus that had unleashed. He was the soft voice of comfort Kyle would listen to when they pricked and prodded him, the person Kyle spilled his heart out time and time again.

It came as little surprise when Price became infected. He had started to feel lethargic and sick for the few days, all of it going unnoticed as no one knew how the virus affected humans. That was until he came in contact with a Plowhorn, that changed him into a bulwark of flesh and metal, a living tank with a heavy crest of horns sitting on his head and thick metal plates to protect him.

Price and Kyle kept each other from going insane, figuring out the worst part of the virus — they had become immortal like the machines, but still felt pain like people, pain muddling their brains when pistons and gears would grind against flesh again and again until it regrew in a different way.

They were finally freed when the people experimenting on them died and the AI released the locks of the doors. They emerged hell knows how many years later, taking the first steps into a reborn world that was still crying in it's cradle.

Soap was amongst the first humans to emerge from the mechanical cradle, thrust into a wild and untamed world full of strange machines, with no tools but his hands. While out trying to scavange some of the metal from downed glinthawks he was attacked by Scrappers, ending up infected with the virus that had been slumbering in the earth. Soap became like the sphinx, glinthawk wings attaching to his back with wires, talons merging with skin and pushing out bone, the body of the scraper combining with his own until he was unable to stand on two legs, forced to crawl on all fours and screech in pain through distorted vocal chords until Price and Gaz found him. They took care of him until he was used to his body enough to soar through the air about as well as he could run across the earth.

Simon was the last, born to a tribe that valued strength and worshipped the machines above all. And Simon is the only one who's convergence to steel has any semblence of thought or preparation. He had spent years hunting Fireclaws, tearing off the intact pieces and pistons after every hunt until the shamans of his tribe deemed him ready to become one of the metal gods. The change was slow and painful, bones melting and hardening around new metal, body getting bigger and flesh stretching to fit the new frame, heavy claws weighing on his muscular arms until Simon had become Ghost.

It wasn't what he expected. What he had done in an attempt to fit in amongst his kin served to further push him away as his tribe worshipped him as one of the machine gods, erasing his name as Simon. It was a relief when he met the others, finding comfort in their disfigured and grotesque bodies that looked so similar like his own.

And then you meet them.

Maybe you're a foolish mercenary that stumbled too far into the wild, maybe you're one of the subfunctions of the original teraforming AI that gained sentience. Either way, you didn't fear them, you tried to talk to them, to get to know them even when every societal law of your tribe deemed them as monsters and demons.

And on one random evening, when they had all settled into a rough cuddle pile, scarred flesh over sharp metal creating enough of a cushion for you to sleep in the middle of them all — safe and warm... It occured to them: you are nice, you are kind, and they want to to stay by their side.

#gnome correspondence #trinckets of the hoard #cod mw2 #horizon zero dawn #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick x reader #captain john price x reader

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thegnomelord · 2 days

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With how many anons are siding with me, my new theme song is 'Must Be The Money' by Nelly! I'm officially popular!

*puts on sunglass while sitting in 🐯 anon's paws*

-🦆

Nice song, also for fuck's sake,,,

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🦆anon

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thegnomelord · 2 days

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Hello gnome

HeLlOoOoO

#gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence

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