#“Wilson fetish” yeah right
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CUDDY...cuddycuddycuddycudyycudd. .. ... . . .
GIRL.
#house md#gregory house#lisa cuddy#james wilson#screencap#s07e12 “you must remember this”#oh do i remember this#im sorry huddy you could've been written better#CUDDY CMON#you're one awkward turn away from from being naked fresh out of shower and this dude here pining about wilson on your bed#“Wilson fetish” yeah right#dump his ass#leave these awful idiots to eachother#“hE's nOt suPPoSeD tO bE aLoNE”#guck off#the second one of them isn't happy anymore the other's life mission is to fix it
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Okay Thoughts before bed on the House Of Usher; I just started episode 3 so please don't spoil anything that happens in episodes 3-8; this is just me guessing:
I knew they were gonna get rid of the vampirism but I was kinda happy they at least replaced it with "immortality" and I guess to be fair Usher was never strictly about vampirism; that was just one reading of it
However I thought they'd get rid of the Other theme in Usher which uh. iykyk but some of the foreshadowing here has me a little like. Daisy and Gatsby huh....?
I feel like a Bad Poe Fan but I don't remember where Leo's name comes from. I know his narrative is The Black Cat but the main character in that was unnamed and I don't remember a Napoleon in any other story. I also don't understand how Leo ties with the Black Cat (I know he OWNS one but that seems kinda basic. Where are the Themes) or how that's going to go since the main character in that one also didn't die iirc, but it's one of the Poe stories I'm honestly less familiar with.
I appreciate Camille's dedication to fucking her evil henchmen. Love that for her. I also know what her plotline is so y'know RIP her head off by an adrenaline-jacked monkey
I get Gold-Bug is about greed but it's 1. not a horror story and 2. really not well-known at all? It just doesn't fit with the lineup here. They also aren't foreshadowing it, probably cause it doesn't make any sense to use. The really nixed the Cask of Amontillado in favor of Gold-Bug?
I mean other than the Clown Jumpscare from episode 1 I guess
Inb4 "Murders in the Rue Morgue isn't horror either" okay gristly detective narratives can be horror as a treat. Also that one IS a classic. No one likes Gold-Bug
I think Vic is the mole because her narrative is the Tell-Tale Heart and that would make the most sense. It's right there in the title. I'm willing to be wrong but if she's not I don't know why they bothered using the Tell-Tale Heart at all. Yeah I know genetic heart conditions etc. but I also appreciate their making her the Only Sane Woman of the family too. Dedication to theming A+
I've never read Tamerlane I don't think. I hope it's about having a fetish for watching your husband cheat on you or whatever the hell she was doing in that scene
I know they're not doing William Wilson other than a 1-second reference but lmao can you imagine
Arthur Gordon Pym I get why they used the name and it has nothing to do with the OG story but like Sir Why Are You Not A Cannibal. Eat some people about it sir
Freddy's is the best foreshadowing and kicks ass. Even if I HADN'T been able to guess what his narrative is via the Ghost Cameos in the beginning I could have told you and also that is some killer subtle referencing and Theme Dedication we stan a well-done reference point.
Verna = raven I don't know if that was meant to be subtle but I got it in 3 seconds. It was cute though; it was cute I liked it
Annabelle "oh my husband is so romantic he can quote a poem with my name in it uwu" ask him to quote the whole thing ma'am. Ask him how it ends
RIP Prospero we hardly knew ye. I sort of hoped he'd live longer but that was probably mostly cause The Masque of the Red Death is one of my favorites. Also the climactic ending to that one went HARD
I see why people say this one's not really scary though cause so far this hasn't been scary at all. Ah well
#anyways I'll watch an episode or two tomorrow#they're crazy long unfortunately#I think the others were around 40 minutes each and these are all an hour or more
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Welcome to the Inkwell Au!
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The ask box is now officially OPEN and ready to answer any questions, unless you read the rules down below! Please read before asking a question, thank you! - Zillion (Owner)
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Keep 18+ asks to a minimum and censored, don't just outright explain your weird kinks and fetishes you wanna see in characters. I'll allow such as outfits and positions.
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Characters for asks:
Ink Demon/Bendy
Henry Stein
Linda Stein
Joey Drew
Audrey Drew
Shipahoy Dudely + Crackle the Crab
Alice + Allison Angel
Tom Boris
Buddy Boris
Sammy Lawrence
Norman Polk (Projectionist)
Jack Fain
Wilson Arch
The Keepers
Betty
Porter
Heidi
The Butcher Gang (Charely, Barley, Edgar And Carley)
Bertrum Piedmont
Wally Franks
Lost Ones
Ocs:
Atlas Angel (Available For Asks/Questions)
Boaz The Unicorn (Available)
Kiki The Angel Demon (Available)
Cheshire (NOT available)
Zadikal Angel (NOT available)
Inky Angel (Avaliable)
Cupid Angel (NOT available)
Seymour Cloris (NOT available)
Rebecca Arachnid (Available)
Pie The Lovebird (Available)
Lila Stein (Available)
Swan (NOT available)
Axis Angel (NOT available)
Raveen Ravin (NOT available)
Seraph Angel (NOT available)
Sindy (NOT available)
Percy (NOT available)
Nondy (Available)
More to be revealed...
Benry Kids:
Older = Available For Asks
Leviathan (Older)
Endy (Older)
Tinie (Older)
Bendy Darling/Junior (Baby)
Classi (Older)
Wendi (Baby)
Allin (Baby)
Jasper (Baby)
Bammy (Child)
Zenith (Older)
Ships:
Bendy x Henry
Sammy x Norman
Allison X Tom
(That's all for right now...lol)
Huggable:
Bendy (In toon form)
Kiki
Buddy Boris
Sammy Lawrence
Audrey Drew
Henry Stein
(Not many but yeah...)
Thanks for reading and being respectful, another post with a short fanfic about the AU will be published soon!
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#bendy and the dark revival#bendy and the ink machine#batim au#batdr au#fandom#batdr fanart#batim fanart#batim#batdr oc#batim oc#inkyinkwells#inkwellau#ink demon#zilliontrillionsstuff#au#please read
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Yandere Bully Jasper Hale X bullied Male Reader
Warning: little violence, bullying, and a little smut.
Requested from Peramess.
Background: In this world vampires and humans live together in peace but vampires still mistreat humans because they are weaklings. Then this brings us to Jasper Hale he is the king of H/S/N. He bullies those that weak he likes to pick on one kid specifically... M/n. this goes on for a while until a new boy arrives at school. Jasper doesn’t like how you and him are close. Jasper had to ‘deal’ with Elijah.
M/N: Male name
L/N: Last name
H/S/N: High School Name.
Disclaimer: I have never seen twilight so my knowledge of it low. All I know is its about werewolves and vampires and a girl named Bella.
sorry if this is bad!
Word count: 2026
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*beep, beep, beep*
You heard your annoying alarm clock going off. “Ugh!” you turned off your alarm clock and got up. You see hints of the sun’s rays penetrating through the closed curtains. ‘New day, and more torture.’
You were bullied by Jasper Hale, the “Vampire King” of H/S/N. You didn’t understand why he was doing it, you weren’t weak like others. You do go to the gym and workout, but you weren’t strong as Jasper.
After just staring at the corner for 5 minutes, you finally got up and began your daily routine. You emptied your blabber, bushed your teeth until they were crystal white, and you put on your uniform.
After a few minutes some finalizations, you made your way downstairs, where you see your mother cooking her famous pancakes. “Good morning sweetie!” Your mother acknowledges your presence entering the kitchen.
‘Hey mom,” you said with a tired voice. “You okay sweetie? You don’t seem excited.” Your mother asked worriedly. “I’m just tired. I just wanna go back to sleep.” you said, ‘If only she knew.’ You thought to yourself. “Oh okay, anyways breakfast is ready! Dig in!” your mother placed down a plate full of pancakes, bacon, sausages, and eggs with toast and milk on the side. Your mouth was salivating. “Thanks, mom.”
After a few minutes of eating, you said goodbye to your mother and began walking to school. As you were walking, you began to take in the sights before entering prison- school.
You began to the building appear in the distance. When you entered, you were met with a kick to the leg. “Ahh.” you fell onto the concrete floor, you looked you see the same blond-haired guy that made your life a living hell, Jasper Hale. (is that blond hair?)
“Well, well, well look at what we got here.” you heard him say clearly mocking you. “Well, you need to get your daily beating.” You were now scared, nobody was coming to aid you. Everyone was afraid of what might happen to them. You felt pain spread throughout your body as they kicked.
The bell ring and the kicking stopped. “I’ll be back later to finish what we started.” Jasper whispered into your ear before leaving with his gang. You stayed there for minutes before attempting to get back up.
While you were getting up, you see a hand in front of you. You looked up and see an unfamiliar person. ‘Who is he?’ You questioned. You just stared at his hand before finally taking it.
“You okay? You looked pretty beat up.” this stranger said. “Yeah, I’m okay this happens daily,” you replied not caring about how he would respond. “If you say so,” he responded. “So are you new here or something? Cause I have never seen you around,” You asked curiously. “Oh, yes. Yes, I am new. And I was wondering if you knew where this class is?” he asked handing you his schedule. You looked over and he had the same classes as you. “We both have the same classes. I can show around if you want,” you offered him. “Okay, let’s get going!”
“By the way, what’s your name?” You asked wanting to get to know him, ‘He could be my first friend!’ you thought excitedly. “Elijah. Elijah Wilson. Nice to meet you. what’s your name?” he now asked you the same question. “Oh, umm M/n. M/N L/N…” you replied nervously since this was your first time having a normal conversation. “Nice to meet you M/N! Now I feel like we should get going.” He replied in a friendly tone. ‘Maybe he isn’t that bad.’ “Yeah, let’s get going,” you replied with a smile on your face.
“So you have trigonometry for the first period! Come on let me show you where it is.” You said walking in the direction of both you’re first-period class. “Ugh, trigonometry?! Why is math my first-period class!” Elijah said annoyed, while you laughed at him.
Time skip (4 minutes)
After walking for 4 minutes you and Elijah both made it to class. Once you open the door everybody stared at you. “You’re late!” your teacher said aggravated that you interrupted her class. In the corner of your eye, you can Jasper be chuckling and smirking along with everybody else. That was when Elijah made himself noticed after walking in. Now everybody’s attention was on him.
“Ahh, you must the new student right?” “Yes, I am. my name is Elijah Wilson,” Elijah replied timidly. “Alright, class Elijah will be joining our class and treat him with respect. Do you need someone to show you around?” Your teacher asked trying to get this over with. “No, M/N said he’ll show me around,” Elijah replied. “Okay, M/N you will show him around! Now… take your seats.” the teacher demanded.
You went to your seat while Elijah followed you and took his seat next to you since no one wanted to. Everybody was looking at you both, some with a look of pity, and the others just a look of fear of what was going to happen. Jasper was fuming at this and everybody could feel his anger, he just glared at Elijah the whole time.
Time skip (30 minutes later)
The bell rang signaling that class is over and its time to move to the next class. You packed your things and waited for Elijah at the door. While you were waiting you got for Elijah, you got punched in the back and kicked in the leg, then you felt someone pulling your hair. You looked and wouldn’t you know it, it was Jasper with a furious look on his face. He was about to continue until someone stepped in.
“Hey stop that!” Elijah yelled, gaining the attention of everyone in the hallway. “Or what? What are going to do, you weak human.” Jasper said with venom, he let go of your hair and began to walk towards Elijah. Elijah walked forward as well. Jasper was about to punch Elijah but he quickly dodges and landed a punch on Jasper. Then the fight happened, you were just standing there shocked.
They were both beaten up but Jasper seems to be more injured. ‘How is he doing this?! Jasper is a vampire! He’s human?!’ You thought to yourself as you were confused. Jasper was the first to put out. “Gasp.” everybody gasped. ‘Jasper never backed down!’ you too were shocked.
After it was over you got up and went to aid Elijah. “Come on we need to get to the nurse’s office.” You helped a very bruised Elijah up and made your way to the office. While you were walking, Jasper was just staring at your back. ‘You’ll be mine M/n…’
Time skip (5 minutes)
You knocked on the door. No one answered. You decided to just enter anyways. “Looks like the nurse isn’t here. Go get on the bed and I’ll get the bandages.” you got the bandages and the alcohol from one of the cabinets. You both sat there in silence until Elijah asked something personal…
“Why don’t you have many friends?” you stopped what you were doing and just looked at him. “I’m sorry if I offended you,” Elijah apologize. “No don’t worry, you didn’t offend me.” it went back to being quiet until you man up and told him what happen. “If you’re wondering why I don’t have many friends… (you paused for a moment) My friends went missing. I don’t know what happened to them,” you said while tears began to pour out of your eyes. You felt Elijah hug you whispering, “It’s alright.”
Jasper was looking in through the window of the door. Jealousy and anger raged through his veins.
Time skip (2 months later)
You and Elijah have grown close. Jasper for some reason stopped bullying you, now all he does is stare at you, but you paid no attention to it.
It was the end of the school day and you said your goodbyes to Elijah and began your walk home. While you were walking you felt like someone was watching you.
You heard footsteps behind and you decided to walk faster the figure behind also began to walk faster. Before you know it, you ran trying to get away from this unknown person. But in the end, this unknown figure caught you and pulled you into an alleyway.
This hooded figure pulled out a cloth with chloroform on it and put it onto your nose. You tried your best not to inhale it but failed. You passed out.
You woke up and see that you’re chained to the wall. You began to panic, you looked around trying to see you’re surrounding. In the corner of the room you… Elijah chained up to the wall as well. “Elijah!” you called out to him but he didn’t respond. You heard footsteps coming down into the basement. You looked at the entrance and you see…… Jasper.
“Jasper?! You did this!” You yelled with anger. “Watch that mouth of your sweetheart.” when he said you were flabbergasted. ‘Sweetheart?!?!’ “Sweetheart?! One, why are you calling me that, and two, what did you do to Elijah?!” when I said Elijah’s name, his face changed immediately. ‘Bipolar much.’
“Elijah, Elijah! It always about him! Why?!” He said with resentment. “Why?! Because you bullied me every day! Elijah was the only one who actually stood up for me and stood up to you!” you yelled back at him. After you said that he just looked at you before making a move. “You wanna see what I did to Elijah?! Here have a look!” With that said Jasper throws the dead body of Elijah. You screamed at the sight, his eyes were ripped out and his fingers were ripped off as well. Also, his blood was drained.
Jasper just laughs at your expression. “Wanna know why his eyes and fingers are ripped off? Because he looked at you. His fingers? He touched you.” you were screaming at how calm he was. While you’re crying out your tears, Jasper began to step closer.
He grabbed the chains raising you up. He grabbed your wrist pulling you closer and tilt your head to the other side. Jasper began to lick your neck trying your sweet spot, he put his hand over your mouth so you wouldn’t make a sound. “Mmm.” you whimpering until…
“Ahhhh!” you felt fangs penetrating your skin. “Mmm.” Jasper was sucking your blood. He then stopped and began to whisper in your ear. “You taste delicious. Better than that scumbag’s blood. You taste so sweet,” Jasper whispered in your ear while also licking it and biting.
He went back to sucking your blood in the same location. You passed out from blood loss but before you did, you heard him say something. “You’ll make the best bride.”
Time skip (5 months. 5 months since you went missing.)
“You may now kiss the bride.” Jasper immediately grabbed you and kissed you. “We are now married. Now you’ll be mine forever. Nobody will come to save you. Dead is the only thing that will divide us…”
How did this happen? It started off as Jasper bullying you, now it ends with your Bully marrying you.
You’re his and he’ll never let you go.
#jasper hale#yandere jasper#x male reader#yandere jasper x male reader#violence#a little smut#bullying#possessive#obsessive
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Shake [James Wilson x Reader] Part Three
153 hours prior.
The talking on the TV jolted her awake. Some rerun of a sitcom found itself playing on the television. Her eyes flit open as she gained awareness of her surroundings. She felt the warmth of the soft quilt James keeps on his couch, it offering the comfort of the late nights she'd spent over there. The smell comforted her— cedar wood... and... Chinese food?
She glances to her right, to see James slurping down lo mein, chopsticks sitting in his hands. When he realizes she's awake, he hastily sets the food down on the coffee table in front of him, and flashes her a smile.
"Hey, ___. How are you feeling?" He asks, sitting up and readjusting his position. He leans forward a little, finding himself a little closer as she tiredly pushes herself upright. She wipes the sleep from her eyes, and feels her hair tie at the end of a long-fallen ponytail. Her hair was nothing short of a mess, but that was the last thing she'd worried about. She had long given up on how she looked once she had gone two nights without sleep.
"Honestly? Foul." She muttered, her voice raspy. He struggled to keep for letting out a soft laugh. She tried running her fingers through her tangled hair, and found her fingers caught. She pouted.
He felt his heart nearly skip a beat.
"I bought some takeout. I snagged you some sweet and sour chicken if you get hungry. You don't have to eat but I figured I've seen you eat very little since this last case."
He stood up and walked towards the kitchen.
"Oh, and here's some Tylenol. You took some earlier but I can't imagine it's still working."
She suddenly once again felt the headache that had creeped up on her earlier, as if the mention of Tylenol had served as a reminder.
"Thank you." She said, hoarse voice finding itself softened as he walked back towards her. His soft brown hair was a little askew— small strands of his normally well kept hair hung in front of his softened, mature features. His cheekbones caught the light of the buildings that shone through his opened window. The sun was setting and the orange in which that faintly painted the room was welcomed as the brightness gradually softened and her eyes eased.
"Yeah, of course." He said, in which she noticed he had grabbed a glass of water for her in the time he ventured over. He handed it to her, his gentle hands making sure her tired ones had a grasp on the glass before letting go, the mildest of touches graced her fingertips.
'His hands are warm.' She thinks to herself.
He sits down on the couch next to her as she swallows the pills, downing half the glass as well. He laughs softly, no hesitation this time.
"Should I look into purchasing you a water tower?" He jokes. She flashes him a smile and softly smacks his upper thigh.
"What time is it?" She asks, and he flicks his watch up at him. She see finds herself for a split second studying his forearm, almost admiring its masculinity. 'Let's not be weird, ___.' She thinks, and her eyes avert.
"Seven fifty-eight." He says, and she stretches before finding herself back where she was, their upper arms touching as she was just a little closer than before.
"How long was I out? Time tends to blur together after the first day."
He glances up at the ceiling for a moment, before turning his gaze to the TV that was on.
"Hmmm, about four and a half hours I'd say. You passed out in the car, and it took a while to get you in. And you fought with me over offering you my bed."
"Yeah, offering to let me crash in your bed is a little weird." She said, dryly.
"Oh yes, God forbid I look out for one of my best friends that couldn't tell if something six inches from her face was within reach less than four hours ago." He almost upsettingly muttered, and relaxed once he glanced over and saw a small smile decorated upon her younger features. He watched for a moment as her eyes drifted closed, her seemingly lost in her own train of thought. He watched as her eyes opened once again and he quickly retrained his focus back onto the TV.
"Thanks for taking me home and letting me stay here for a little while. I appreciate it, James." She said, her eyes trained on him again as he watches the TV. 'He seems to be so focused on the show. I wonder if he'd even notice if I left.'
Her mention of his name had him trained on the way it left her lips. He doesn't know what, or why, but it failed to leave his mind.
A click of the doorknob down the hall jolted her upwards.
"Of course. I just hope you don't think you're going home yet." She turned around, to be greeted by the rugged features of her boss, as he made his way towards the two. The tap of his cane against the hardwood was a familiar noise that simultaneously relaxed her but kept her on edge.
"Well, I have work at six in the morning. I should probably make my way home." She said, vaguely confused.
"No you don't. Forced vacation. If you show up to the hospital for any reason for the next week other than to fawn at your old-man crush Doctor James Wilson, you're fired." He said, before walking towards them. She felt a hot flash radiate over body she became flustered with his words. 'He has a creative way of getting under my skin.' He motions for the two to part, as he plops down in between them. The words her boss spouted hardly even registered. It was just the generalized annoyance his presence brings in which she rolled her eyes.
"Leave her alone. Someone in their twenties can be friends with someone in their forties. It's not a wild concept, House."
"No. Only reason someone as attractive as her would befriend someone in their forties is because she's into old men. Someone to pay her debts from medical school because they've paid off their own."
"House, seriously?" Wilson asked, dumbfounded. He could feel her shutting down from across the couch.
"You're an ass." She says, and finds herself walking towards James room, in which she closes the door behind her.
House glances over to his friend, whose lips have curled up into a smile.
"You're good at that." Wilson says.
"Annoying her so she will finally take care of herself for once? I've done it a time or two." House said to his friend. "Besides. I need her. You may want her to be around but I actually need her. To save lives and stuff." House teased. Wilson scoffed.
"Of course I like having her around. I mean, in the same regards I like having you around. I care about her, I'm going to want her to take care of herself."
"Yeah, but you almost parent her. It's like a weird fatherly fetish."
"This has nothing to do with our age difference of maybe ten years. She is twenty-nine. She is more than an adult and also, I do not parent her. I just want what is best for her. Same way I do that for you." James explained, but House wasn't biting that explanation, and neither was he.
"Whatever. She's hot. You're like every other man and like to look without commitment. I'm sure if you asked she'd send you nudes so you can see more and stop pretending to care." House said. Wilson felt himself get frustrated with that comment.
"I'm not like you, House. I can have real friendships, as well as ones with the opposite sex. So what if she's attractive? That doesn't matter to me. I mean yes, it's nice to... look. But for me not every relationship I foster is purely sexual." Wilson said, standing up, walking away from the couch.
"Whatever helps you sleep at night!" House loudly called.
"SHHHH! She's trying to sleep!"
147 hours prior.
She awoke to the familiarly loud buzzing of her phone. Sitting up, she found her phone plugged in on the nightstand next to her. 'James must've plugged it in for me at some point while I was asleep.' She thought, and further noticed a glass of water once again on the nightstand as well as a bottle of Tylenol and a note.
She glanced to see the caller identification was none other than her friend, Remy. She tiredly picked up the phone, and was greeted by the familiar voice.
"Hey, how're you feeling?" Her soft voice asked through the phone. ___ sat upright, letting out a grunt as she did. Her body seemed to feel even heavier than when she was sleep deprived. ‘Waking up is going to be a bitch.’
“Tired. As fuck. I need to get up and around but I don’t know if I can muster the energy to. James bed is…. so comfy.”
“Well, good thing I’m right outside. We’re getting coffee.”
#gregory house#james wilson#house md#house#house m.d.#house imagines#james wilson x reader#greg house#house md imagine#house md imagines
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Some scattered opinions on Great Ace Attorney are
-they’re not the best ace attorney games, the first game in particular was really poorly paced but they do a lot of things that shake up the formula and go outside the expected tropes for an Ace Attorney game and I think that’s cool. I had fun.
-I wanted Susato to have more of an arc in the second game. I was waiting for her to express ambitions to become a lawyer in her own right, or just something about her future. She’s clearly incredibly talented and unhappy with the limitations she faces, she wins a case at sixteen, and if she went outside Japan she’d be able to become one because there were female lawyers at that time. I wanted her time in court representing Rei to have some sort of impact for her character, but it didn’t, and that was disappointing.
-why is Shu Takumi obsessed with dads keeping secrets from their daughters.
-That said, the scene where Iris acknowledges Sholmes as her real dad was v.cute.
-Why didn’t he at least tell Iris her dad was dead from the beginning though? It would have at least given her some closure and made her feel less urgent about looking for him.
-S/holmes motives for faking Kazuma’s death make no sense, because if he thought Kazuma was next on a list of candidates for murder, WILSON WAS MURDERED IN JAPAN so why would shipping Kazuma back to Japan make him safer? I guess because of the faked death/keeping it a secret? But also, why couldn’t he have told Ryunosuke and Susato he faked Kazuma’s death as soon as he knew he could trust him? Was it because Kazuma’s body got lost and now he didn’t know what was going on? Was it because he didn’t want Ryunosuke to get involved and get killed? It would have just helped to have some additional lines there. It really feels like Ryunosuke and Susato underreacted. If someone had been watching me grieve a love one for a year while knowing they’re alive for such spurious reasons, I’d be friggin’ furious with them.
-I love that Kazuma had to look ridiculous carrying around two swords just so they could do the gay sword crossing thing. it definitely made it seem like he had a sword fetish. what if he ran across a third one and put it in his mouth like that guy from one piece.
-love that we got to send not one, but TWO judges to hell or prison or whatever. really living the dream
-The severity of Gregson’s crimes was also underplayed at the end, I guess to spare Gina’s feelings, but it felt weird to be like “oh yeah make that corrupt cop who murdered so many people proud, Gina!”
-Kazuma in VENGEANCE mode was actually a lot of fun, mostly because I enjoyed getting to see him roast van Zieks and the corruption in general over and over again. It was funny to have Ryunosuke gasping about how mean Kazuma is being when even in rage mode he was still nicer than 99% of prosecutors in the series. Even Miles doesn’t go “good job I’m so proud of you <3″ to Phoenix all the time in court.
-l also love that Kazuma acknowledged “Inspector Lestrade’ is a made up title, but far from refusing to call Gina that, calls her that even in really dramatic moments. Earned him points in my book.
-I also love him straight up admitting ‘yes I took Ryunosuke along because I thought I might murder someone and need someone to defend me what of it”
-I love Gina
-can’t believe Holmes fucked Susato’s dad and also co-parented a baby with him
-can’t believe we destroyed the British justice system
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Sometimes, people have different--very different--sets of headcanons and sets of ships etc for a given piece of media and cast of characters because they have basically different understandings of who those characters are.
A lot of times, that’s just because every fan as their own unique life experience to apply when engaging with and interpreting a work, so they see different things reflected back.
But when it comes to what I call Legacy Characters--characters that have had their story told and retold, adapted and readapted, reinvested and reset time and again; such as comic book characters--a huge part of who a fan understands a character to be is determined by what versions of that character they’re familiar with, what aspects of different versions have coalesced in their brain to form their sense of that character in general. Usually, the biggest influence there is which version of a character that fan encountered first.
I see both knock-down drag-out fights and casual disrespectful disparaging comments within some fandoms--especially big comics fandoms like Marvel--that on the surface of them are more of the typical dumb “my interpretation is the only right one and anyone who disagrees is wrong and Doesn’t Understand The Media” stuff, but that I am SO SURE mostly boils down to this issue of having very different but all equally legitimate senses of the characters from having familiarity with different appearances of the character, or in a different order.
For instance--using what I find to be the most glaring case as an example--the Marvel shipping wars amongst Steve/Bucky, Steve/Tony, Sam/Steve, Bucky/Natasha, and (increasingly) Sam/Bucky shippers. Sometimes the Pepper/Tony, Pepper/Natasha, and Bruce/Tony shippers join the fray.
These conflicts get so nasty. Even a lot of the more chill shippers, when prompted, have very ugly things to say about ships other than their own and the people who support them. Allegations of racism, misogyny, fetishization, and general toxicity run rampant and are often talked about as though they are the only possible reasons someone could ever have for shipping or not shipping a given pair.
I want to make it clear that I personally do ship or have shipped several of the above, including ones that mutually exclude each other. There’s a few I’m neutral on up there, and one that kinda squicks me--we’ll get to that later.
Every single one of them is a perfectly good ship. None of them are inherently fucked up in any way and I will not hear any argument to the contrary.
Do some supporters of these ships get overzealous and obnoxious? Yes, that’s kinda why we’re talking about it, but that’s not a problem with any of the ships themselves.
I’ve noticed some patterns around people being into particular ones of these ships and their personal histories with various Marvel media.
Steve/Tony: mostly comics fans at this point, either were into the comics before the MCU became a thing or the early days of the MCU got them into the comics and they’re now more into the comics than the films. Because there’s a LOT of material in the comics to support the ship! There’s so much! Including the fact that in one comics reality where Tony is a woman, she and Steve get married!
Now, there was a ton of this’ere Stony fic that got churned out in the early days of the MCU, a lot of it from fans getting into this world for the first time through the phase 1 movies, at which point other potential partners for these guys either hadn’t been introduced as characters yet, or hadn’t been fleshed out. A lot of film-main (as opposed to comics-main) Stony shippers moved away from the pairing as the MCU continued, Bucky became the counterpoint of Steve’s Character arc, Sam got brought in, Pepper and Bruce each got more screen time, and the dynamic between Steve and Tony in the films got increasingly adversarial in a way that’s less sexy more fucked up.
The battle cry against Stony from other factions, especially from the Steve/Bucky camp is usually “but they’re so toxic!” and, I mean, yeah--if your sense of these characters is primarily based on how they are in the MCU, they are. But in my experience, even if they’re working MCU events and settings, the Steve and Tony being imagined by Stony shippers aren’t really that Steve and Tony.
Steve/Bucky: look, Stucky is an MCU thing. Articles have been written and published about the fact that the dynamic between Steve and Bucky in the MCU follows the beats of an epic romance to a T. The basis for this ship is all there on screen--throw in a little bit of history nerd mojo and you’re in deep.
By my observation and estimation, most new or formerly-very-casual Marvel fans who came in via the films and remained film-mains, and who are inclined to not-strictly-heteronormative shipping at all went the Stucky route. Folks who initially shipped Stony then switched to Stucky are pretty common. People starting with Stucky and then switching to any other ship with Steve to the exclusion of Stucky? Very rare. And while for a lot of people Stucky is their OTP in the strictest sense, I do see a lot of Stucky shippers who are here for other ships as well, either in an alternate realities kinda way or an amicable exes/polyamory kinda way.
The only people I’ve seen who have a problem with Stucky as a ship (other than “my ship is a different ship, therefore this one is bad and wrong”) are comics-mains whose sense of Steve and Bucky is heavily informed by runs of the comics in which Bucky is significantly younger than Steve and kid sidekick type figure. For them, the dynamic between the general forms of these characters leans mentor/student or protector/charge, so the inclination is to read the MCU relationship as fraternal, because it being romantic is squicky based on their sense of the characters.
Sam/Steve: comics-mains, film-mains with significant comics familiarity, film-mains who just aren’t into Stucky for one reason or another, or film-mains who are just really into Anthony Mackey which is a perfectly valid reason to get behind a ship. People who know Falcon from the comics seem much more likely to be into this ship and also more invested in this ship. I’m not qualified to say much about support for this ship from the comics themselves because my personal familiarity with Marvel comics doesn’t include much of Sam Wilson at all, but I am absolutely qualified to say there’s support from the films, especially CA:WS.
The worst vitriol against this ship tends to come from overzealous Stucky OTP shippers who really need to remember that fandom is supposed to be fun, and flat out racists. That must be acknowledged and needs to be addressed. Fandom racism in general, and against Sam in particular is a thing and it can absolutely be a factor in shipping.
However it’s not inherently racist to just not ship Sam/Steve because you see them as bros, or because Stucky is your OTP, or because you ship Sam with someone else, or whatever. Worthwhile to take a minute to examine why you don’t ship it, if you don’t, and check that for racial bias in how you view and treat Sam as a character, especially if you’re white.
Sam/Steve and Stucky are the two ships I see coexist the most! A lot of people ship both of them separately and exclusive from one another, but a lot of people also go ether the OT3 or the “Steve and Sam were definitely a thing for while there but now they’re not” route.
Bucky/Natasha: comics-mains or film-mains with significant comics familiarity, particularly for the comics worlds in which Bucky and Natasha are a couple, which seems self explanatory as to why that correlates. Not a lot for it in the films, Nat and Buck don’t interact much in the films that we see, and they’re kinda trying to kill each other in much of what we do see. But, like I said, they’re a thing in some of the comics so there we have that.
This is the one that squicks me. Clearly it’s a super valid ship; depending on the canon it’s a canon ship. Frankly, they make sense together, canon or not--their individual backgrounds as spysassins and with brainwashing etc means they’d be able to understand one another in ways no one else around them really can. But my personal amalgamation of these characters from the films and what comics I’m familiar with has Bucky having been Natasha’s teacher when she was a kid in Red Room. So I cannot ship it, I can’t do it.
The fact that I personally am squeaked by it has absolutely no impact on the fact that it’s a good ship, and the fact that it’s a good ship cannot and does not negate the fact that it squicks me.
Bucky/Sam: okay, there’s not a lot of this out there yet, but what there is seems to mostly be coming from film-mains who either don’t ship or co-ship Stucky and/or Sam/Steve, and who really liked the dynamic between these two in Civil War, and I guarantee you we’re about to get so much more of this ship with Falcon and Winter Soldier premiering. I’ve already seen some hate directed at this ship from the same places Sam/Steve gets hate. I predict, though, that this one will also get co-shipped alongside Stucky by the less strictly OTP of those shippers and I’m curious to see what the dynamic ends up being between Bucky/Sam shippers and Sam/Steve shippers as this camp grows.
In conclusion, I guess, note that not shipping a ship doesn’t have to mean attacking that ship (and it shouldn’tI) and not liking a ship, even being deeply uncomfortable with a ship for your own reasons doesn’t mean that ship is bad. We’ve all got our own individual sets of experiences both in life and with the characters in our fandoms that can dramatically change how we see those characters and their relationships to one another. This gets especially complicated and diverse with Legacy Characters like those from sprawling long-running comics multiverses. Someone’s understanding and interpretation being different from yours does not make either of you wrong!
As long as no one is an asshole about it it, it’s actually really interesting and cool to compare interpretations and see how your understandings overlap and differ, to think about what bits of canon have been formative for you and what personal experience may have made you inclined to interpret certain things certain ways.
Fandom is supposed to be fun. Shipping is supposed to be fun. You can and should hype up and express love for your own ships without tearing down others.
#long post#meta#fandom etiquette#marvel#shipping#stucky#stony#sam/steve#bucky/nat#bucky/sam#squick is a useful word#don't be an asshole
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I'll always remember Devin Grayson as the woman who wrote Nightwing getting raped by a supervillain and then tried to pass it off as "wasn't rape, just nonconsensual"...which is LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF RAPE, YOU HACK!
MSL: Male rape is a topic rarely touched on in comics. Why is it suited to bring it into Nightwing?
DEVIN GRAYSON: For the record, I’ve never used the word “rape,” I just said it was nonconsensual (I know, aren’t writers frustrating? *smiles*) [x]
Yeah there is no other word for what happened in Nightwing #93 other than rape...I can’t imagine why she would say otherwise. She did technically apologize, but that was ten or so years later. So she eventually, finally did come out and just admit what everyone already knew, but she was still way too late to actually fix any of the damage she caused with how she completely mishandled things. I also don’t think her little apology begins to cover all the issues I have with her.
Devin’s characterization of Dick is just so, so freaking twisted to me. Really, I don’t think there is a Nightwing writer I despise more than Devin Grayson. The interviews I’ve read from her give me the creeps:
DG: The way I think about him [Dick], he likes everyone, he’s sort of a contact junkie - just this incredibly physical (and attractive) person who lives wholly in the corporeal plane and responds with - processes things in - his body before his head or heart. I imagine that he can be hypnotized by a touch the way other people can be stopped dead in their tracks by the sight of money or the promise of true love. I think he likes kicking and kissing in almost equal measure - except kissing edges out ahead because you can do it for longer and it leads to nicer things. [x]
Yeah that’s fucking unsettling. This is Devin being gross and projecting her sexual fantasy’s onto Dick. And she very much invented this extreme view of Dick as obsessively physical. Pre-52 Dick was always written as a master strategist, an unparalleled leader, one of the best detectives in the world, outside of Devin’s writing. Her fantasy version of Dick doesn’t mesh with that...Dick wouldn’t be capable leader if he’s “thinking with his body” (whatever that means) all the time. He’s survived this long because he’s intelligent and logical. Frankly, Devin’s take on things doesn’t even make any freaking sense. But it gets worse:
DDG: I’m writing a novel for WB right now that he’s in and I have one scene where Batman has to stop a fight before it gets out of control, and most of the people he can just yell or glare at, but with Dick, he just stands really close behind him and Dick freezes. That’s not supposed to be a sexual thing (though it is kinda hot! ::laughs::), it’s an understanding on Bruce’s part that his physical proximity will speak just as quickly and loudly to Dick as his voice, maybe even be processed faster.
What the actual fuck. You’ve probably guessed it based on how that little scenario played out. Devin ships Dick with Bruce.
DG: And now think about being a very physical and naturally gregarious and loving person and growing up with someone like Bruce. Then add in the confusion about his status - a “ward” is something you stop being the minute you turn eighteen. Having already lost his parents and then hurling into adolescence at the speed he did...in my personal version of the story, he develops sexual desire and social anxiety about the future at the same time, and this leads to tremendous confusion, on his part, about his role in Bruce’s life. He can’t be a ward forever, in the back of his head he knows he won’t be Robin forever...what is he to this man who is at once his best friend and personal savior, personal god? “Son” is what they eventually settle on, but I think when Dick was in his late teens, the idea of “lover” must have run through his mind (which means, really, as we’ve already discussed, it ran through his body).
Wild that Dick is usually written as incredibly intelligent and emotionally cognizant (was able to puzzle out Damian’s complex motivations and needs when no one else in Damian’s life could for example) and yet Devin thinks he’s not able to sort out that he’s not supposed to make sexual advances towards his father. And by wild I mean stupid as fuck. And, just fyi, Devin goes with the version of events where Bruce took Dick in when he was eight years old! So he’s pretty fucking young when this is all happening! Just when you thought it couldn’t get more disgusting.
Eventually, much later, Dick gets distracted by other relationships and is able to ease up enough on Bruce for Bruce to relax into his own comfort-level of kindness and affection again (once the threat of sexuality has been removed) and they carry on more or less unharmed. But the relationship remains incredibly powerful and intense for Dick, who ends up feeling apologetic, rejected, and confused on top of all the other issues we already know exist between the two of them. Dick responds to Bruce - or really I should say Batman, since that’s who his relationship is with - on every single level.
So, according to Devin, Dick views Bruce as his “personal god” and is incredibly submissive to and possessive of him. That’s why Devin’s writing is littered with scenes like this:
Gotham Knights #17
Where Dick acts incredibly awkward and “apologetic” about dating Barbara, because of how he previously made sexual advances towards Bruce in Devin’s fantasy world. Also with Devin, Dick spends a lot of his time stuttering every time Bruce is in the room, even though he’s usually a smooth talker, very chatty, and that’s because of the supposed “intensity” of Bruce and Dick’s relationship. And then there are scenes like this:
Gotham Knights #18
Where Dick uncharacteristically and disproportionately loses his cool at the slightest insinuation against Bruce and is reduced to an angry hot head. Dick has been noted to be incredibly level headed; he’s also famous for being a mediator among the hero community...this behavior is a complete departure from the way he would normally act under other writers. Dick’s also been one to level plenty of criticisms towards Bruce himself. This sudden personality change where Dick thinks Bruce can do no wrong, where no one can criticize Bruce in Dick’s presence without him absolutely blowing up, where he suddenly can’t control his emotions over the littlest things...it really exists primarily in Devin’s writing. It’s incredibly OOC behavior and it’s rooted in Devin’s sexual fantasies frankly.
Devin’s writing is also where Dick, despite being incredibly dedicated and monogamous in all of his previous relationships, suddenly became a womanizer. Literally, everyone was written as wanting to get into Dick’s pants: Rose Wilson was reduced to a giddy teenager because of Dick, random women in the streets would comment on how cute Nightwing was, a mob boss’s daughter who was only 15 years old was obsessed with Dick and made advances, Dick had a one night stand with Huntress because she reminded him of Bruce, Bruce called Dick “Hunk Wonder,” Dick undressed in front of fucking Deathstroke (and there was a newspaper with “Richard Wilson” on it as a sly little wink towards the audience), psycho vigilante Tarantula is obsessed with Dick to the point of raping him, the list goes on. If you want more samplings of how freaking disgusting and sex-obsessed Devin was when it came to Dick, look no further than her gross Inheritance book, where she ships Dick with everyone from Green Arrow to Aquaman (here are some quotes if you’re a masochist). And since Dick “thinks with his body” or whatever, Devin’d write him as receptive (or very oblivious) when it comes to this attention.
Gotham Knights #10
Nightwing (1996) #107
Another thing that made me extremely uncomfortable is how Devin would always have strangers and villains, especially older men--people who Dick very much did not know and wouldn’t appreciate being in his personal space--be all grabby with him. Please leave him alone.
Nightwing and Huntress #2
There Dick is, “hypnotized” in place by Huntress’s touch. Kill me. It is also especially messed up that Devin suddenly turned Dick into some sexual, warm-blooded hot head at the same time as she decided to introduce him as Romani.
Q: How could him being Romani be used to inform his characterization?
It reinforces his “otherness” where Bruce is concerned in what I think is a useful, interesting way...It also presents the opportunity for there to be a slight chip on his shoulder, which maybe speaks to his scrappiness. It also maybe gives him a slightly deeper way to relate to someone like Helena--someone who is white but other--and gives the people who love (or lust after) him a potential cultural excuse for feeling as bewitched as they sometimes do. I also just love the idea of Bruce occasionally calling him “hot blooded” just to mess with him, because Dick would of course deny being so in an extremely hot-blooded manner. [x]
Her feeding into the fetishizing of biracial individuals is just disgusting and wrong. If there’s a racist stereotype available Devin really goes out of her way to make sure she includes it in her writing huh.
Gotham Knights #20
And Bruce being a racist jerk is not charming Devin, it’s terrible. Barbara used slurs also, and was very dismissive of Dick’s reaction to Bruce’s actions...that was also horrible. It’s awful that Dick’s own family would apparently treat him this way. Obviously, Dick isn’t the only one that Devin would write out of character.
It’s all just so messed up to me, I can’t stand it. When I first read her comics, even when it wasn’t blatant like above, I would feel something subtly off...and once I read her interviews I can’t help but notice these horrible underlying insinuations in all of her work, in so many seemingly “innocent” scenes. There are a lot of big things she’s known for (her horrible treatment of Dick’s Romani heritage and his rape for example) but all these subtle, insidious little details that people don’t even really register...they are equally frustrating to me. Seeing sects of the fandom pick up these details (like, the idea that Dick doesn’t understand personal boundaries, the idea that he’s a hot head, the idea that he’s a womanizer, etc.) when I know a lot of it stems nearly solely from Devin’s crappy characterization and writing of Dick...it’s hard.
Q: Further to that, if Dick is gay, what kind of guy is his type?
DG: ...Type isn’t as important as passion and opportunity. Because of his psycho-sexual makeup, the other key factor would be a sense that he means something to that other man, that his “surrender” is making that man happy, allowing him to bring pleasure to someone (as he was never allowed to do for Bruce). There’s also a sense, if I may be so bold, of needing to be “caught” and “held down” - this going back to the trauma of losing his parents...being strong and passionate and heroic and virile and loving with a woman is fantastic, he lives for that. But he lost both parents. There is also a part of him that longs to be pinned down and loved a little bit savagely and hurt just enough to reassure him that he’s alive. Man, I’m totally gonna get fired when this comes out....
Literally makes me want to barf. That is supposed to be a professional, official writer at DC. Could go on forever.
#devin grayson#imma go vomit now#ask#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#rape#rape cw#comics#DC comics#character analysis#characterization#negative
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oh so i watched cats yesterday...
first of all, we had to pay $16.50 for it bc it’s not available to rent anywhere bc they know this is the kinda thing people only wanna watch one time, so that’s already pretty vomit-inducing...
and you expect the cats to look awful and they do but it’s bad for so many other reasons?? it just fails in every way imaginable...
they didn’t seem to give any thought to the scale of the cats; they’re way too tiny in comparison to the people items we see them with, and the mice are then somehow way smaller to the point where they’re the size of like one cat finger?? and the cockroaches are the same size as the mice?? and that ridiculous ratio isn’t even consistent, like the props and everything are just all over the place. (how come ian mckellen’s coat had such large buttons? they can make cat-sized shoes, but not buttons? not to mention they’re still way too small to be human-sized buttons, so again, the inconsistent scaling... who makes the clothes for cats? why do some cats wear clothes inconsistently but others don’t wear clothes at all? taylor swift was completely naked except for a pair of high heels... why make a cat wear heels... have you ever met a cat! they hate wearing clothes, but shoes are even worse. not to mention she only wore them on her feet and not her hands. why do all these cats walk around on two legs, but then suddenly crawl at random times? why did that one cat hand that magician cat his hat with her mouth when she has two perfectly good hands and the cats have all been using their furless human hands to do things for the entirety of the movie??)
... nor did they seem to give any thought to how catlike these “cats” would be. in fact, it rly seemed like no one on the production crew or in the cast had ever had a cat before. or even interacted with one. or even seen one. which i know isn’t true for taylor at least, so what the hell? the way they moved veered between just regular-ass humans walking on two legs and doing ballet and shit (and do not get me started on the hiphop sequence, dear god, their animated legs moving... 🤢), and spider-man climbing up a wall only they were on the ground. neither made sense, neither were catlike. and why did some cats wear random clothing items while others wore none? some wore just shoes... jennifer or someone wore both a coat and something underneath it with neither covering her boobs at one point, so... what was the point of that outfit? what’s it doing for you at that point? and how come they didn’t give more cats colored contacts or cgi eyes?? only idris elba had cool green eyes, and everyone else just had regular human eyes, mostly just brown. i have three cats, and none of them have brown eyes. in fact, i just looked it up, and no cats have brown or black eyes. and i’m pretty sure miss white kitty victoria should have blue eyes~ (if they were blue, it wasn’t noticeable. idris elba’s eyes were an obvious, intense, clearly fake green, and i wanted more of that honestly.)
it’s so gross in multiple definitions of the word? firstly, there’s the trash scene, which... was just way grosser than it needed to be. & there’s rebel wilson eating human cockroaches, which was also very upsetting to watch and to hear the crunch,,, and the other aspect of it is the sexual energy?? which was just ever-present between every combination of characters, and actually left me confused as to who the main ship (🤮) was supposed to be for a while. why... dear god why... what the fuck were they insinuating lapping up milk in jason derulo’s number in the context of all the girls liking him...
oh that’s another thing. they made sir ian mckellen lap up water or something out of a bowl. it was completely unnecessary and added nothing to the story... so that was A Choice.
twice they had rebel wilson unzip her fucking skin to reveal a show biz outfit underneath, which is horrific enough on its own, but the way there was a huge gap between her chest and the boob cups of her dress?? it’s like okay... you already just let all the female cats have boobs and walk around naked for the entirety of the movie. but letting rebel fill in a dress is too much? that’s where you draw the line?? maybe don’t give her a dress with boob cups then!! it’s just sticking out in front of her and it looked awful... lol speaking of awful. the way they edited their ears through their hats... i’ve seen better work done in catboy edits on tumblr. and if y’all can’t do it then maybe just don’t. just consider not. doing that. it’s like they kept writing themselves into corners or not thinking things through or something. when will you learn that your actions have consequences!!!
they only had the cats show affection one way, and that was by like rubbing their faces together, and i know they did that in the musical too but god it just makes me so uncomfortable... i’d rather they just straight-up made out with their disturbingly human mouths. but it was rly confusing bc you’d see the “main” character victoria do that with her love interest (who was perhaps the most ugly hybrid... he didn’t even look like a human or a cat; he invented a new category and hopefully is the only one in that category forever), so you’re like ‘ok, this is how cats kiss’ or something. but they all do it. victoria did the same thing with dame judi dench! (i rly thought this movie was just gonna end with a big ole orgy, honestly.) so it’s not kissing, it’s more like hugging? but then we literally saw two cats hug each other with their human arms at one point i’m pretty sure... so wtf?!
jennifer hudson always had snot on her face?? like her nose was running, a lot of the time the snot would actually be on her lips, like... that’s the only way they could think of to show her emotions?? sometimes they weren’t even tears, it was literally Just Snot.
the songs weren’t fun at all. they were completely devoid of energy, so to have everyone dance to them didn’t even work or make sense. they’d pause in the middle of songs a lot (e.g. to make jokes about james corden being fat wow so funny hahaha) and ruin any momentum they might’ve otherwise had. a lot of the time they weren’t even singing so much as talking or whispering or chanting with a faint bgm playing over it.
the fatphobia, oh my god. rebel wilson and james corden’s characters only existed for the movie to make jokes about them being fat and eating a lot and have them do awful slapstick.
the main character had no personality at all and didn’t even have her all-important cat name at the end of the movie, which rly shows how much she mattered... yeah she got jennifer hudson sent up into the heavens to either be reborn or just fucking die up there bc how would they know this process actually works? but that’s it. otherwise she just got swept from side character to side character and adapted whatever traits they possessed for the duration of their song.
not only were all the cats way too sexual (i rly think watching actual straight-up porn would be less graphic and disturbing than watching whatever gross fetish this movie exists to cater to), not only did they seemingly make a cum joke (that was the only time they drank milk in the movie! when they were all trying to get with jason derulo! who, btw, is just a nasty person which made it all the more gross to watch), they also... slut-shamed jennifer hudson? and all did drugs, some against their will, in another very uncomfortable, sexually charged sequence. so like what is this movie rated actually and who is it for?? why make a children’s movie with such adult themes? but then, what adult would laugh at james corden being too heavy to get catapulted into the air (followed by him landing on his balls, because humor!)?
taylor swift can’t do a british accent.
lastly, cats have eight nipples. so, to loosely quote danny gonzalez: if you’re gonna give them boobs, at least give them the right amount of boobs.
thus ends my review. please don’t watch this dumpster fire.
(i think this gif clearly shows many of the problems i had with this movie... the sexual energy, the boob cups and shitty cgi, jason derulo... dear god make it stop.)
#sorry for this impromptu movie review but i can’t not share my thoughts on what i just witnessed...#long post#cats (2019)#my posts#text posts#january 2021#also yes i am clearly late to the party but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#would also like to add that i find it very disturbing that macavity has apparently broken EVERY HUMAN LAW?!#which means that cat’s done some real fucked up shit...#imma be real generous and pretend i didn’t see that one cat do a fucking hand heart
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genuinely cannot figure it out. cann you please tell me what the fnaf series is about
OK OK so like we’re extremely off our shits rn but lets try to make this coherent
edit: this actually turned into a fucking wall of infodump bullshit so adding a cut lol
1970s. a gay furry dad named henry emily decides to make a furry restaurant cause he’s passionate abt animatronics and making kids happy. he opens the restaurant with a man named william afton as his business partner. henry makes animatronics and william handles idk being fucking creepy and handling money is my best guess. the restaurant is called Fredbear’s Family Diner, featuring Fredbear and Spring Bonnie (after a year or two it becomes popular enough for henry to have money to build bonnie, freddy, chica, and foxy too!)
ok so shits fine and normal until william billiam is like ‘hmm im gonna be a child predator now’
on a rainy night one of henry’s children, Charlie Emily, is locked outside the pizzeria somehow, where william finds and kills them. the security marionette that henry built to protect his kids drags itself outside to their body, and thus is possessed by their spirit
obviously henry is fucked up but no one knew who the killer was, so henry was able to reopen another location, this time under the new name of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, with the now familiar friends Bonnie, Freddy, Foxy, and Chica to join the original two! multiple locations are eventually opened, and things are going just fucking fine until WILLY billy does his bullshit again!!
this time he lures them into the back by wearing a Spring Bonnie suit, and kills four children and stuffs their bodies into Bonnie, FReddy, Foxy, and Chica, where Marionette (charlie) finds them and binds their souls to the animatronics
but even though willish addon was employed at the very location he killed kids at, AND he was even convicted as the killer, since police couldnt find the bodies (and are useless) he didnt go to jail which is honestly so accurate its the scariest part of the franchise
so like henry at this point i imagine is like “fuck this” and sells the restaurant line to—you know what? honestly? i would love to know who runs Fazbear Entertainment. with the way help wanted was going i rlly hope we get an expansion on that with them as the villians (destroy capitalism) ANYWAY–
“Fazbear Entertainment” becomes the parent company of this mess now and theyre like :)……oh lets hire that william guy again hes fine
and at this point wwillus is making his OWN fucking pizzeria and his OWN animatronics and is actively kidnapping, torturing, and killing children to steal life essence from their souls! during the process of testing this, he gets his own ‘daughter’ Elizabeth Afton killed!! yeah im not fucking making this up!! (ppl in the fandom really defend this guy lol)
1983. so as Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzas are expanding, Willard Afturd somehow? got himself some children. like to raise. like as a “““father”““. personally i do like 2 think a mother was involved but honestly he totally coulda just fucking kidnapped some random children to raise as his own and im starting to think thats more plausible actually BUT ITS NOT GAME THEORY TIIME
one of these kids he is personally torturing! his own “son”! incredible! long story short this traumatized child ( unofficially named CC Afton ) is forced into the mouth of Fredbear by his brother Michael Afton and his friends, aaaand he dies ( and is guided by Charlie to possess Fredbear )
even after years of rumors about dead kids being hidden in animatronics, its this accident is the last straw for Fazbear’s Pizza and they are finally shut down. then WILL rubs his nasty hands together and tries to open his OWN pizzeria with his original OCs do not Steal™, Funtime Freddy, Bon Bon, Ballora, Circus Baby ( possessed by Elizabeth) , and Funtime Foxy and theyre all. probably possessedtoo cause theyre used 4 his kid torture fetish
uh ok so Aphton is like hey michael go clean up my child abuse for me anyway brb so his son Mwanders into his father’s Pizzeria to find his sister elizabeth . long story short…………he finds her and she does the “we’re brothers but closer” spongebob meme but also with her friends
ANd they leave! hooray! from then on the story is about Michael, whos zombified now after being used as a husk to hide an amalgamation of 5 animatronics fucking trying to find his shitty fuckass dad, and to help the anguished and vengeful spirits inside
but the first location to reopen after having been shut down, Wilson AAAAA is employed AND KILLS SOME MORE KIDS who would have guessed omg amazing..stunning.. and michael is employed there JUST a week too late like it happens RIGHT before he’s employed so Wumbo Man gets away again and Fazbear Entertainment gets shut down AGAIN, in 1987
not too many years later Fazbear Entertainment tries to open restaurants yES AGAIN and theyre still using the original animatronics that are still rotting and bloody on the inside . somehow this place stays open for a bit, and michael is employed there still looking for Worst Father Ever, and the children attack him due to rage and confusion, and when they kill another employee, the restaurant is shut down for like the trillionth time
but then for some reason Whenwillhedie Afton is like im gonna go try to dismantle the other haunted animatronics at the shut down pizzerias cause i dont actually even know i have shit for brains and also probably wanted to melt them down for life juice BUT
theyrelike FUCK OFF and the spirits of the children materialize in front of Wellington Well Done and force him into the old crusty spring bonnie suit that he’d murdured in before nd spring is like FUCKy ou and crushesAlton with their animatronic parts aand smush him. trapped now #springbonnieisgoodguy
the spirits go to rest in animatronica, the events of fnafworld happen when: 30 fucing years later in like the 2010s some jackasses thought it would be a good idea to mak e a haunted hoiuse attraction based on fazbear’s pizza and use actual shit from the restaurants and of COURSE this fuck shit up hardcore and disturbs the spirits from the rest that they were in ( until it turned intp the events of FNAF World ) and then they were ripped back into reality when Fazbear’s Fright was built
also! they found WWWacky smacky Acky all rotting away inside Spring Bonnie (now called Springtrap) and were like yeah this is good. definitely not a robot struggling to hold back the influence of a murderer predator and definitely wouldnt haev a problem with being set free
basically michael hears about this thing when it opens and is the first employee there and proceeeds to burn the whole place down as soon as he sees Willmont stuck inside ofs Springtrap
buuuut it doesnt work and Springtrap and other various spirits and haunted robots are still wandering the fuck around and Henry at this point is like Okay I Need To Do Something About This Cause This Is Entirely Out Of Fucking Hand and he reopens a Freddy Fazbear’s location himself, but advertises for a manager who wants to build their own pizzeria
you know who pounces on this like a purple cat? MIKE hes like FUCK yeah egg boys gonna kill his dad and be ann egg MAN today
with the help of Henry’s use of luring mechanics and michael’s endurance and survival skill they gather Scrap Baby (elizabeth), Lefty (charlie), Scraptrap (springtrap, unfortunately who has a rotton raisin inside him ), and Molten Freddy (the remaining animatronics that had jumped into michael’s skin lumped together)
soon as theyre all there ? boom . henry lights the place on fire just like mike had and THEY BOTH JUST SIT THERE AND DIE IN IT TOO LIKE ITS SO METAL and it burns everyone else as well
and all the kids are like
uwu
owo
and drag william afton into HELL!! and they get to torture him for a while together and get the revenge they deserve hell yeah tbh UCN is so iconic
BUT Fazbear Entertainment drinks the capitalism so theyre like…. :((( we’ve been so bullied we totally didnt haev an employee who killed countless children… .pleas,e,e,, buy our mehrch, , n,,jdn
SO they employ an AU version of scott cawthon to make, essentially, the games that we’ve all been playing, but like, in-universe, – so the company in universe has fnaf video games made in order to make light of and cover up the actual murders that happened in the canon. is this too meta yet?
okay i lied this is also the scariest part of the franchise bc of how accurate it is to corrupt business hGJFSKDLHDSS
therefore, they create Help Wanted, the recently released VR game (also a game in-universe) and they use salvaged circuitboards and shit from all the old animatronics to program the game, but of course that just ends up transferring everyone’s soul into the game – the kids, the animatronic AIs, and BASTARD MAN
spring bonnie, now called Glitchtrap, is in a deteriorated mental state and is weak to Afton’s influence, and the fuck is able to manipulate an unknown amount of people into helping him out of the VR game and into the in-universe real world. one of these people was jeremy fitzgerald, michael afton’s childhood friend and a former employee at Fazbear’s Pizza during 1987.
he was involved in a lawsuit against the company making the game, and we don’t know what has happened to him yet. but he’s very important. evidence points to him being one of the kids that helped michael put CC’s head into Fredbear’s mouth, and that in 1987 when working at freddys he was bitten and is somehow functioning without a frontal lobe (but like, michael at this point is functioning with insides made of pudding and rotting skin so . basically theyre both too gay to die )
but we DO know that theres at least one person communicating directly with Glitchtrap, who he seems to have convinced to help set him free, someone whos made their own rabbit mask but doesnt seem to be willingly doing this, and might be brainwashed
also, currently, (this is really weird because we are currently living in the same time as the fnaf timeline is at right now) Fazbear Entertainment is planning on a “service program” that is basically sending personal animatronics to peoples houses and GUESS how fucking well THAT works out bc theyre STILL ALL HAUNTED YOuf g
and it seems like theyre planning on opening a new location in 2020, and that might be when we can learn more about the reluctant follower of springtrap and who has the camera while everyone moshes on william aftons corpse
basically the games are about childhood trauma, recovery, the love of family and friends, and justice against many kinds of evils
also where the fuck is sammy
#.msg#five nights at freddy's#UH HOPE THIS MADE SENSE#literally this is the short version#i have to pee but we coouldt stop writing this HGJKFSDHFKJDHJ#theres literally so much left out its unexplainable in this format#we need like. a google doc or smth where we can write 57382972346758349674386543672 words#animals#ask to tag#my autism is showing#anonymous#timeline
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INTERVIEW YOUR MUSE !
1. What is your name?
“ Er, I’m assuming you want my full name. That’s usually how it goes on these things. Arthur Ernest Hastings. But please, just call me Arthur... “
2. Do you know why you’re named that?
“ Nope, not really sure. I assume it’s something my mum wanted. She was always big on pretty names -- not surprising, since her name was Maeve. “
3. Are you single or taken?
“ God, if only. Yeah, the tall bloke with the big ears and large glasses finally has a woman! Heh... I’ve never had a true one, despite all my fancies. It’d be nice, wouldn’t it? To finally call someone mine. “
4. Have any abilities or powers?
" MMM. Well, I can write well! Does that count? What about speed? I can run fast, if for a bit... “
5. Stop being a Mary Sue.
“ Excuse me? Aren’t those the characters that authors write? The ones that make no sense? What are you talking about?? I’m real; this isn’t fiction! “
6. What’s your eye color?
“ You could see them if you’d look at my face, and not on the floor. “
7. How about your hair color?
“ Can’t see that either?! Christ, are you blind? “
8. Have any family members?
" Heh, yeah. An older brother. Percy. Then there’s mum, and dad. Edmund was a close family friend, and so was Sal for a while... “
9. Oh? How about pets?
“ Oh, Jesus... yes. There was Stripe. He was such a good dog. He would always listen, and even dad was fond of him. But, it’s hard to have pets after a war. “
10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?
“ Well, that might be too hard. There’s a lot of things I’m not too fond of. “
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
“ Journalism was fun! Running around finding the latest and hip stories to write about! It was the bee’s knees. But, it’s mostly just writing now. And the occasional jog. “
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
“ In more ways than I can count... and in ways that will never be forgiven. “
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
" ... Oh, I hope I didn’t. I never tried to. “
14. What kind of animal are you?
“ That’s hard to say. I haven’t thought about animals in so long because of Joy. All I know are the basic ones like cats, dogs, and lizards. Hm... Maybe an elk? Or a gazelle... “
15. Name your worst habits?
“ Uh, I used to smoke? In secondary. Stopped that after a bit, though. I also had a bad habit of drinking when I was growing up. Erm... I suppose a healthier one of mine would be my obnoxious pen tapping when I’m trying to proofread my papers. “
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
" Gemma was always a good worker. And a fantastic writer. She’s achieved a lot through her life, before what happened! But I’m not sure who else, heh. I can’t really remember... “
17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
“ Bisexual? What does that mean? Er -- uhm, I’m... straight. Only been attracted to women before. And it’s not really... normal, to be gay. Right? “
18. Do you go to school?
“ I used to. I went for a while, until I got my job at the O’ Courant. “
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
“ Oh God, no. I can barely keep myself in line! I don’t wanna imagine what would happen to those kids if I have any. But marriage? I wouln’t mind finding a lady to love... “
20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
" Would that looney up the tree count? I’m also remembering my fans I had in the parade. Jesus -- that’s one of the few things I miss about my old life: people knew who I was, and appreciated my presence around them. They thought I was some celebrity, before I became a downer. “
21. What are you most afraid of?
“ Don’t laugh. But... trains. “ Soft, quiet gulp.
22. What do you usually wear?
“ Well, I tend to like fancy clothes! Mum always wanted to make sure we looked nice, and act decent and proper. Even when I’m at home, I’ll try to dress nice. As nice as possible, for sitting at a chair and reading the paper or a relaxing novel. “
23. What’s one food that tempts you?
“ Heh. Chocolate. If I have a few pounds to spare, I’ll go out and buy a bar. Or a slice of cake. “
24. Am I annoying to you?
" If you would focus on my face, and not ask some rather ridiculous questions, then no. This isn’t that irritating. “
25. Well, it’s still not over!
" I didn’t figure so. Considering you’re still sitting here. “
26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?
" I used to be high. But now it’s hard, settling in a place when you can barely speak the language. “
27. How many friends do you have?
" Eh... not many. I’m pretty sure I lost all of them the moment I became a downer. Heh... “
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
“ Ouu! Is it strawberry pie? Or, mmm! Chocolate pie. Either of those sound rather delicious right now. “
29. Favorite drink?
" Anything that gets me through the day. Honestly, with what I’ve had to drink, it might just be water. A fresh glass of that can make you feel better than any cup of Joe or tea. “
30. What’s your favorite place?
“ I’ve had so many of those throughout the years. Mum’s room, then her grave. Then it was wherever Sally was, and then Pru’s office. But here...? I’m not sure if I’ve found one yet. Maybe work. Hm. “
31. Are you interested in anyone?
" I used to be. I don’t know I still am... Or if I can be again -- I’m not someone people usually seem to love in return, I’ve noticed. “
32. That was a stupid question…
" Uh... Well, I didn’t think it was. This quiz is about me, isn’t it? “
33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
" MMM. That depends -- where is this rhetorical body of water? Is it by a lab? Or is it somewhere fresh? “
34. What’s your type?
“ A lady who’s smart and loyal. Dedicated and loving. Someone who isn’t confrontational, and can help me solve a problem together. But, then again, it’s hard to find that type when you’re so defensive and stubborn you can’t really change. Heh. Maybe I’m too picky, aren’t I...? Then again, Sally was a thing. “
35. Any fetishes?
“ Now this is a question I’d call stupid. It’s a tad too personal, right? “
36. Camping or outdoors?
" Camping or outdoors? What do you mean? Isn’t camping supposed to be outdoors? ...No. I can’t stand sleeping outside -- the night’s peaceful, I’ll give it that. But it’s hard to trust what’ll happen out there at that time. “
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TAGGING : @acetyleneactor , @serialhost , @wcnderwitch , and anyone else who wants to.
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Sage H. D. - Bully Self-Insert
This is my Self-Insert for Bully/Canis Canem Edit! I made the art myself and would appreciate if you didn’t use it! The Template was created by Silkvale and found here!
I will post updated versions to @kitty-selfshipping so uhm yeah, follow that blog to read it when it’s totally finished or edited.
If you are interested in reading the current info about my Bully Self-Insert, please read under the cut!
Biographical Information
Full Name [& Pronunciation] - Sage Holland Drage ( S AI J ) ( H AW - l uh n d ) ( d r ai j )
Meaning - Herb or Prophet, Ridgeland, Dragon
Set Age - 14-15
Certified Birthdate - 12 January 1992 (not my real birth year, but shh)
Astrological Sign - Capricorn
Pronouns - They/them or He/Him
Aliases & Preferred Nicknames –
Dumbbell - Sage might not actually like the nickname, but Mandy WIles insist on calling Sage it whenever Mandy sees Sage, so Sage is
Dragon - As some people may not be able to pronounce Sage’s surname, Sage just call themselves Dragon to make it easier for everyone.
Ms. Shy - Even though Sage prefers to go by he/him or they/them pronouns, people insist on calling them ms, and many people consider them shy because of how they seem terrified of new people
Puppy - A nickname Sage got from Kirby Olsen, that they claim matches their general personality
Ethnicities
Distant Descendants : American, British,
Dominant Descendants : Norwegian, Swedish, Danish
Physical Description
Hair Color - Brown
Eye Color - Blue
Weight –
Height -
Typical Clothing Wear :
Maroon or pink vest, purple skirt, blue bow, purple bow, pink shoes - School uniform
Red stained dress and blonde wig - Halloween costume, that is supposed to resemble Carrie White from the movie Carrie
Faux fur coat, faux fur ushanka - Winter attire
Figure/Build -
Distinguishing Features/Scars/ or Birthmarks – A mole just over their lip
Explain:
Tattoos:
Piercings:
Frequently Worn Jewelry: Choker belt around their neck
Personal Information
Current Living Arrangements - Sage currently lives with three of their American relatives, but also they technically live at Bullworth, in the girl’s dorm
Originated from - Vestfold, Norway
Traveled Territories -
Hobbies -
Fears – Spiders, snakes, insects, heights, scarecrows, most of the jocks
Religion/Beliefs – Atheist
Why?: Sage grew up in an atheist family, as simple as that.
Health Behaviors
Physical Ailments/ Disabilities/ Issues –
Addiction(s) [Sex, Drugs, Smoking, Alcohol, Other]
Why?:
Any regular medication taken? – Medication for their Iron Deficiency and for their Hives
Chronological Information
Profession - Student
Likes -
Dislikes -
Goals/Ambitions –
Most Instructive/Painful/Memorable Experience -
Story behind experience:
Weapons/Equipment - Sage mostly fights using their hands but can use a baseball if they need to
Personal Attributes
Personality -
Strengths -
Weaknesses -
Good Habits -
Bad Habits -
Fetishes/Strange Behaviors -
Stereotype - Shy kid with few friends
As you know them better(and you like them) :
As you know them better(and you hate them) :
Ratings on Personal Qualities
(don't go overboard make reasonable stats for your character)
Physical Strength : 4/10
Sage might not regularly train, but surprisingly Sage is stronger than they seem
Attractive : 5/10
Sage doesn’t consider themselves the most beautiful and mostly blames it upon their parents and grandparents for how they look
Honesty : 7/10
Sage hates lying in general, but still does lie if they need to.
Rule Abiding : 3/10
Sage thinks certain rules are to be broken and others are to be broken.
Sociability : 3/10
Sage is quite shy when it comes to meeting new people, but if they muster up enough confidence they can make new friends.
Bullworth Academy Information
Reason for enrolling: Sage has lacked disiplince and Sage’s parents had relatives that lived close Bullworth, so they decided on sending them to a
Clique -
Standing and Rank in Social Circle -
Room Number – 4
Roommate(s)- Zoe Taylor & Beatrice Trudeau
Favourite Subject(s) – English, & Art
Why?: Sage loves English because they’ve felt so motivated and
Least Favorite Subject(s) –
Why?:
Favourite Teacher – Mr. Galloway & Mrs. Philips
Why?:
Mr. Galloway - Sage takes a liking to Mr. Galloway, mostly because he encouraged and gave Sage a warm welcome to the school, during Sage’s first day at Bullworth
Mrs. Philips - Sage got a few compliments
Least Favorite Teacher – Mr. Slawter
Why?: Sage is quite afraid of Mr. Slawter, mostly because he yelled at Sage during their first class
Knowledgeability
Language(s) – Norwegian, English
Schooling Level - Grade 8-9,
Expertise –
Chemistry -
Math -
English -
Geography - Sage knows a few things, like where certain European countries are, but after that, nothing more
Politics/Law -
Economy -
Cooking/Culinary -
Shop -
Botany/Biology -
Mythology - high / Sage knows a lot about Norrøn Mythology and enjoys learning more and more about it
Art - high / Sage highly enjoys Art and feels that they know a lot about the rules about realism and perspective
Photography - Sage knows how to use a camera, and what settings look good or not, so they consider themselves at a 5/10
Reading Level -
Overall Intelligence Level(s) -
Interpersonal and Naturalistic.
Relationships Statuses
(once you list characters here, delete them from the other list near the end of this information sheet, makes things less confusing)
(Also, please describe the relationships of your character with other characters)
Trusted Companions
Closest Friend(s) –
Milliz - “I trust her with my life. Nothing more or less to say. And might I add that her and Earnest are really freakiNG ADOREABLE?” (Jeg beklager ikke for at du er satt på denne lista, Milliz)
Friend(s) -
Kirby Olsen - Despite Kirby being a jock and Sage being afraid of most of the jocks, Kirby and Sage are pretty close and
Hated Rivals
Worst Enemies –
Intolerable Students -
Harmless Acquaintances
Tolerated Students -
Tolerated Townsfolk -
Hot Encounters
Hinted Attractions -
Crush(es) -
Lover(s) - Gary Smith, Jimmy Hopkins and Petey (Ey, don’t judge me please or make comments about this please, I just ship myself with all of them :( I will also make like another post or tweet where I just describe everything from lore to headcanons about this )
Ex(s) - None
Extra Information
Eating Habits
Omnivore/Carnivore/Herbivore –
Favorite Food(s):
Favorite Drink(s):
Disliked Food(s):
Disliked Drink(s):
Added Information
Proclaimed Theme Song(s) - Either Dancing Queen by ABBA or
Scent –
Favourite Color:
Favourite Season:
Favourite Animal: Sage
Favourite Music Genre: Sage can’t really choose, but they are very fond of country and Pop
Most Memorable Quote –
Various Quotes Through Interaction : “
Walking around –
“I sure hope Mandy was joking when he called me a dumbbell...”
“I don’t know jack dritt about math, how am I supposed to get a good grade?”
“Gary mentioned something about rats, wondered what he was on about.”
“I’m considering joining a clique... but which one?”
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“
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When the fire alarm goes off –
“Stuff like this always happens when you least expect it.”
“Sure hope this isn’t a drill, I don’t want my slippers to get wet again without reason.”
Greetings
Good Terms:
“Hiya!”
“Hey there, best friend!”
“How ya doing, sweetie?”
“How are you doing, buddy?”
“Hey, anyhting fun happen recently?”
“Bro! What’s up?”
“Heisann!” (Norwegian for ‘Hey there’)
Bad Terms:
“Please leave me alone”
“I rather not talk.”
“Ew.”
“Get out of my face!”
“Leave me alone!”
“Continue being around me and I’ll beat you up! Or cry!”
Saying goodbye –
Good Terms:
“Have a good day!
“See you later!”
“Hope you have a good night!”
Bad Terms:
“”See you in Hell, I uhm mean class.”
“Leave already.”
“I’m getting a headache, gotta go.”
“Byyeee, see you never.”
When Flirted With –
Good Terms:
“I uhm...”
“Thank you....”
“Well I uhm, thank you so much! I uhm haha, we should hang out or something!”
“I feel flattered. I’ll uhh have to go over there until the blushing stops.”
“Continue acting this sweet and you’re going to be getting ladies really quickly.”
“
“You’re such a sweetheart!”
“If I were of age, I would marry you right here on the spot, but I’m still too young.”
Bad Terms:
“I wouldn’t say I don’t like you, but I’m not that interested.”
“Not to be rude, but no.”
“That better not be trying to make me blush, because it didn’t work at all.”
“
“
Watching a fight –
“I know I shouldn’t watch this crap, but damn it feels so right, right now!”
“
Attacking –
“I’m sorry!”
“I have no choice in this situation, so I apologize beforehand!”
“I learnt this one from my friend!”
While Fighting –
“I really wish it didn’t have to end with one of us being hurt!”
“Ouch! Thanks, I guess!”
Chasing someone –
“You can run, but you can also hide!”
“Come back here! please...!”
Out of breath –
“This always happens....”
“Why do I have to have iron deficiency?
When hidden from –
“
Knocked out –
“
Stinkbomb explodes –
“I can’t see shit!”
“I should be happy I can’t smell anything from before!”
Opinions on students who reside at Bullworth Academy– (in alphabetical order)
Bullies
Davis White:
Ethan Robinson:
Russell Northrop:
Tom Gurney:
Trent Northwick:
Troy Miller:
Wade Martin:
Zoe Taylor:
Greasers
Hal Esposito:
Johnny Vincent:
Lefty Mancini:
Lola Lombardi:
Lucky De Luca:
Norton Williams:
Peanut Romano:
Ricky Pucino:
Vance Medici:
Jocks
Bo Jackson:
Casey Harris:
Damon West:
Dan Wilson:
Juri Karamazov:
Luis Luna:
Mandy Wiles:
Ted Thompson:
Nerds
Algernon Papadopoulos:
Beatrice Trudeau:
Bucky Pasteur:
Cornelius Johnson:
Donald Anderson:
Earnest Jones:
Fatty Johnson:
Melvin O'Connor:
Thad Carlson:
Non-Cliques
Angie Ng:
Christy Martin:
Constantinos Brakus:
Eunice Pound:
Gloria Jackson:
Gordon Wakefield:
Ivan Alexander:
Karen Johnson:
Lance Jackson:
Melody Adams:
Pedro De La Hoya:
Ray Hughes:
Sheldon Thompson:
Trevor Moore:
Preppies
Bif Taylor:
Bryce Montrose:
Chad Morris:
Derby Harrington:
Gord Vendome:
Justin Vandervelde:
Parker Ogilvie:
Pinky Gauthier:
Tad Spencer:
Opinion on Adults who teach and patrol at Bullworth Academy – (in alphabetical order)
Miss Danvers:
Miss Peters:
Mr. Galloway:
Mr. Luntz:
Mr. Matthews:
Mr. Wiggins:
Mrs. Carvin:
Mrs. MacRae:
Mrs Peabody:
Ms. Phillips:
Neil:
Prefects –
Edward Seymour II:
Karl Branting:
Max MacTavish:
Seth Kolbe:
Opinions on People in the cities of Bullworth – (in alphabetical order)
Townies
Clint(aka Henry): Sage doesn’t like saying it, but they’re quite afraid of him and
Duncan:
Edgar Munsen:
Gurney:
Jerry:
Leon:
Omar Romero:
Otto Tyler:
Residents in the city of Bullworth –
Bethany Jones:
Denny:
Dr. Bambillo:
Krakauer:
Mihailovich:
Miss Abby:
Mr. Brekindale:
Mr. Buckingham:
Mr. Castillo:
Mr. Doolin:
Mr. Huntingdon:
Mr. Johnson:
Mr. Martin:
Mr. Ramirez:
Mr. Salvatore:
Mr. Smith:
Mr. Sullivan:
Ms. Rushinski
Mrs. Lisburn:
Osborne:
#Not finished but do I care? not really#I will try and finish this soon just not today#anyways I might have mnetioned another self-shipper in the post so look for that if you want#Self Insert#Sage Drage#Bully Self-Insert#Bully OC
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Interview Meme
Tagged by: @madebyeternalwords
Tagging: @daedaluscried @dxllmaking @the-graves-family @r3li3finabottl3
1. What is your name?
- “Joseph Wilson.”
2. Do you know why you’re named that?
- “Because I legally changed my name to that.”
3. Are you single or taken?
- “I married to my bed, thank you.”
4. Have any abilities or powers?
- “I can go feral. Does that count?”
5. Stop being a Mary Sue.
- “A what.”
6. What’s your eye color?
- “Blue. Like sapphire blue.”
7. How about your hair color?
- “Blond. You can’t really tell though because I never grow it out.”
8. Have any family members?
- “I have a dad. I haven’t spoken to him in years and he doesn’t really acknowledge me as his son anymore but I have one.”
9. Oh? How about pets?
- “Three cats named Aqua, Fina, and Phor. They’re all rescues.”
10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?
- “Dogs.”
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- “I’m really big on artwork if you couldn’t tell. Art is my passion, I do it just about every second of the day when I’m not busy with other stuff. It’s my second main source of income. Aside from that, I’m kinda into fashion and I’ve gotten a bit into astrology. I know it’s not a real way to measure or judge stuff but it’s fun to look at and I really like things like palm readings and tarot cards. Fashion on the other hand... you probably wouldn’t know it just by looking at me because I dress down a lot, but I’m big on fashion stuff. I’m really good at designing outfits. That, and makeup. I’d damn good at cosmetics and I’m really big on self-care.”
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- “That’s kind of my job. And I like it a lot. So what to do you think?”
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
- “Sure, wanna see?~”
14. What kind of animal are you?
- “A cat. Definitely a cat. Maybe like a puma or jaguar, but I’m definitely some sort of big cat.”
15. Name your worst habits?
- “I tend to scratch at my arms a lot. Michael’s said it’s a compulsion I have. I can’t control it but it’s still bad for me. I have tendency to avoid people a lot too. Like I just gravitate to isolated places which is bad for my already shit mental health, but hell if I’m gonna stop it.”
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
- “My friend Dmitry. He’s a really good guy, does everything he can to help us even when it’s hard. We’re really lucky to have him, he’s always looking out for us. I know it hasn’t always been easy taking care of two rowdy guys like me and Mike but I hope he knows that the effort he’s put in to keeping this fucked up little family together means the world to us.”
17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
- “I’m Gay.”
18. Do you go to school?
- “No. I dropped out of high school and never went to college.”
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- “It’s not on my schedule right now but maybe I’ll change my mind. Though I have serious doubts about even meeting someone, much less marrying as a result of it.”
20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- “Oh absolutely! You don’t know how many requests I get from people asking me to kidnap and kill them! Or do other, less safe for work things to them... Kind of weird but I adore the attention. I live for the applause!”
21. What are you most afraid of?
- “Dogs and being alone in dark, closed spaces.”
22. What do you usually wear?
- “White shirts, cargo pants, my boots, and my mask. And the fingerless gloves.”
23. What’s one food that tempts you?
- “Cheesecake. Love that shit, damn.”
24. Am I annoying to you?
- “Nah, I like the attention!”
25. Well, it’s still not over!
- “Good.”
26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?
- “I’d say I’m middle class.”
27. How many friends do you have?
- “Three. Mike, Dim, and Lucas.”
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
- “Cheesecake is better. Pie is inferior. I spit on it, it is lesser in comparison to cake.”
29. Favorite drink?
- “I would hope this would be obvious but coffee. I love coffee in all of it’s forms, it’s fucking delicious and I drink it more than water.”
30. What’s your favorite place?
- “My Room. Everything is within arm’s reach, it smells good, it’s familiar, and I know where everything is.”
31. Are you interested in anyone?
- “Men.”
32. That was a stupid question…
- “There are no stupid questions when you’re stupid one.”
33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
- “Ocean. Michael’s gotten me used to the salty smell of the sea and the warmth of the sandy beaches. I like it better than pools now, though I don’t know how to swim.”
34. What’s your type?
- “Tall, handsome as hell. Someone who’s bad but does it so well.”
35. Any fetishes?
- “Yeah, mostly exhibitionism. You’re only in trouble if you get caught you know.”
36. Camping or outdoors?
- “Camping. The open outdoors is a bit daunting to me. Who knows what’s out there. Well I mean... I know what’s out there. But when will it be out there?”
#// im a bit busy rn so have this.#// i’ll get to responses later#| tagged |#| mutual |#char dev#< ‘’ welcome to tonight’s show ‘’ // joseph >
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anon who? anyways i followed almost in the speed of a shot arrow when i saw your cosmos is back & you followed me. when i SPRINTED to your pages, i instantly remembered how wonderful & nicely rendered you have written and explained her character with multiple facets, her quirks, her flaws, her melancholia, her / love /. i'm always grateful whenever someone picks up mysterious & barely explored characters as muses to flesh them out, so your portrayal was AND STILL IS a joy to have here ❤
☽ ⋮ ✫ ━ ❛ wuv me on off anon! ⋮ accepting.
taps mic hey do you know that i love one ( 1 ) steph that writes so well and breathes life into my favorite stupid nort?? i can’t believe you created, wrote, and designed him. i can’t believe kh has good writing now! *owen wilson vc* wow. ( stuffs nomura back into his belt fetish closet ) but to be serious for once: i love your blog? like a lot. A LOT LOT. you’re honestly currently one of my favorite writing partners and i love writing soft things for you because cosmos and archisei literally kill me on sight and i enjoy yelling about them + i appreciate how easily we can bounce wild ideas off each other so thanks for putting up with me yelling about them :’) also ( yeah I’M NOT DONE YELLING ABOUT YOU HUN!!!! ) i know you’ve mentioned your writing being nonsense and i’m here to tell ya....if your writing is nonsense than pump that ish right into my v e i n s. i want to eat, live, and breathe nonsense!!!!!
anyway, now that i’m off my soapbox: thank you for the ask!! i wuv u hehehe.
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What’s that? [Loki]
Clint added Tony, Steve, Natasha, Thor
Natasha: Ugh what is it now
Tony: Whats up birdie?
Clint: (Y/N)!
Thor: What's wrong with Lady (Y/N)?
Steve: IS SHE IN TROUBLE?!
Clint: NO
Tony: Then?
Clint: THERES A FUCKING HICKEY ON HER NECK
Clint: A HICKEY
Thor: Oh my
Tony: DAMN (Y/N) IS GETTIN SOME
Natasha: ARE YOU FOR REAL
Steve: Are you sure it's a hickey? maybe its a mosquito bite
Clint: IK WHATS A HICKEY LOOKS LIKE
Clint: I GIVE HICKEY TO LAURA
Natasha: ugh too much info
Steve: stooop
Tony: Since when (Y/N) started seeing a guy
Tony: that damn girl is too busy fantasizing those characters from supernatural
Thor: Who is this mortal that capture our Lady (Y/N)'s heart
Tony: YEAH. WHO IS THIS DUDE THAT GETS TO HAVE SEX WIF FROSTY
Tony: I BEEN TRYING TO WOO HER FOR AGES
Steve: why would (Y/N) date you
Natasha: stop dreaming
Thor: She deserve someone better
Tony: ouch
Tony: Wait wheres clint
Clint: MY PRECIOUS BABY
Clint: SHES NOT SAINT ANYMORE OH GOD
Natasha: So how are we gonna figure this out?
Tony: you think she's dating terminator?
Steve: No i don't think so
Thor: Brother Wilson?
Natasha: No
Clint: Bruce
Tony: NOT MY SCIENCE BRO
Steve: Scott?
Natasha: isn't he seeing someone else?
Thor: Then who?
Clint:...
Clint: NO
Steve: What
Clint: IT CANNOT BE
Tony: wHaT WHAT
Clint: LOKI
Thor: MY BROTHER
Thor: I NEED ANSWER
Tony: (Y/N) AND REEINDER? THATS FUCKING WEIRD
Natasha: OH MY GOD I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS REAL
Steve: EVERYONE CALM DOWN
Clint: we need to ask her.
Clint added (Y/N)
(Y/N): Sup
Tony: DID LOKI FUCK YOU
Clint: YOU HAVE HICKEYS ON YOUR NECK
Natasha: ARE YOU REALLY DATING LOKI
Thor: HELLO MY SISTER IN LAW
(Y/N): wtf
(Y/N): whats with you guys
(Y/N): Clint go check your damn eyes
Clint: IK WHAT I SAW
Thor: ARE THOSE LOVE BITES ARE FROM MY BROTHER
(Y/N): THERE ISN'T ANY HICKEYS ON MY NECK
Clint: ExcUSE ME
Clint: IT'S SO VISIBLE
Natasha: Are you really dating Loki?
(Y/N): I'm not!
Clint: THEN WHY ARE THERE HICKEYS
(Y/N): THERE'S NO HICKEYS
Tony added Loki
Thor: Brother, did you make love with Lady (Y/N)?
Loki: Excuse me?
(Y/N): wtf thor
Clint: GET AWAY FROM MY BABY
Loki: I did not make love with (Y/N)
Thor: TELL THE TRUTH BROTHER
Thor: I DO THINK LADY (Y/N) IS PERFECT FOR YOU
Loki: I AM NOT DATING HER YOU BIG OAF
Natasha: Now what?
Sam entered the chatroom
Sam: (Y/N), are you free tonight?
Tony: Oh damn, falcon gonna get some "pecking" tonight ;)
Steve: Disgusting.
Clint kick Tony out of the chatroom
Natasha: thank you
Clint: yw
(Y/N): the fuck
(Y/N): and yes. Why?
Sam: I was wondering if you wanna go watch a movie with me?
Loki: ...
Loki: GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN
Sam is disconnected
Loki is disconnected
Thor: I KNEW IT
(Y/N): GOD DAMMIT
Clint: MY SWEET ANGEL
Clint: WHY HIM
(Y/N): This is the reason why I'm not telling anyone
Natasha: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? IM YOUR BEST FRIEND
(Y/N): Well having a secret relationship is hot ;)
Clint: Ew. No (Y/N) no.
Steve: As long as he treats you right
Clint: WHAT
Clint: YOU'RE OKAY WITH HER DATING A REINDEER?
Steve: Oh I'm not. I'm in the urge to kill him if he hurts our (Y/N)
(Y/N): He won't hurt me Stevie
Loki entered the chatroom
Loki: I'm back love
(Y/N): Is Sam okay?
Loki: Yeah, I just turn him into a bird and lock him up in the cage
Natasha: I can't believe I'm saying this
Natasha: Good job
Clint: DID YOU CAST A SPELL ON (Y/N)
(Y/N): CLINT
Loki: I'm sorry for revealing our relationship, love.
Thor: No, Thank yOU Brother for revealing it.
Thor: Now I can planned out the wedding
Thor left the chatroom
Loki: THOR NO
(Y/N): HE WAS JUST KIDDING RIGHT? ? ?
Clint: Lord save me
Natasha: Wait a minute
Natasha: Hickeys.
Clint: gAsPP
Clint: you FREAKING MADE LOVE WITH HER
Clint: SHES NOT A HORSE
Steve: What in the world
(Y/N): omFG LMAOO
Natasha: IM DEAD
Steve: This is too much for me
Steve left the chatroom
Loki: I DID NOT MAKE LOVE WITH A HORSE
Loki: That book should be burned
Clint: Deny all you want reindeer
Loki: Want to be Sam's roommate?
Clint: ...
Loki: Good
(Y/N): me likey when you get all dominated
Clint: wtf (Y/N)?!?!?!?!??
Loki: ;)
Natasha: we're going to suffer from all these pda
Natasha: save me God
Natasha left the chatroom
Clint: IM WATCHING YOU HORSE FETISH
Clint left the chatroom
Loki: I swear I will kill him
(Y/N): just let him be honey
(Y/N): Wanna annoy Tony?
Loki: hell yeah
(Y/N) left the chatroom
Loki: God I love that woman
Loki left the chatroom
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#43: Deadpool x Reader
Thanks @crazyfreckledginger for requesting ❤ This one took me a LONG time because I wanted to make sure I got it just right, and I’m still not sure it’s as good as I wanted it to be, but I had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you like it :)
Request: Could you do a fic where the reader is an antihero who is roommates with deadpool, and one night deadpool meets arsenal and red hood and they hit it off, so they always hang out together. When they finally meet the reader, maybe when wade brings them to the apartment and they flirt with her a lot. Wade says that he is the only one who can flirt with her but they don’t care. And when they go fight crime together, they flirt and talk about her in the most explicit way possible? Tysm! ❤❤❤
WARNING: This imagine will be slightly NSFW. Since this is an imagine with Deadpool in it, I didn’t hold back on the swearing and sexual references. If you don’t like reading imagines that are slightly NSFW, you probably shouldn’t read this one.
You never would have guessed that someday your roommate would be Wade Wilson, better known as Deadpool, possibly the most dangerous man you had ever met. The Merc with a Mouth had taken you on as a sidekick on his antihero adventures, but you hadn’t been able to join him for awhile since you had gotten injured on a mission. Lately you had been spending your nights with your broken leg propped up on the couch while you watched Netflix and R.I.P. Vine compilations. Wade normally did his work at night, but these last few nights he had stayed out later than usual.
Tonight you watched him struggle to get through the window, swearing and cursing the whole time he struggled to get his mercenary ass wrapped in crimson spandex and holstered guns into your shared apartment. When he finally flopped to the floor you snickered at him.
“You’re a fucking mess, Wade.”
“Fuck you, Y/N,” he groaned. He got to his feet and took his mask off. There was a time when you flinched at the horror that was his face, but now you didn’t even blink.
“I’ll pass on that,” you said with a smirk, watching him walk over to the fridge and picked out one of the cheap beers you had limped down to the gas station to buy. You noticed a plethora of holes in his suit. “How many times did you get shot tonight?”
“I don’t remember,” he said. “But you’ll be happy to know I made some new friends, ones that aren’t useless cripples.”
“For awhile this useless cripple was the only friend you had,” you reminded him. “Who are they, anyway?”
“They call themselves Arsenal and Red Hood. I’ve never seen them around here before. There’s probably a crossover event going on that I don’t know about.” You had given up on trying to understand his comments about crossovers and readers and copyright long ago, accepting that he just loved to say crazy things.
“Are they anything like us?” you asked. Antiheros were in short supply as of late, and the two of you needed allies if you had any hope of undergoing more dangerous missions successfully in the future. Wade couldn’t go off and do his job alone every time you got hurt forever.
“They like guns as much as I do, so they’re my new best friends,” Wade said as he took a seat next to you. You had been confined to the couch all day, and he secretly felt bad that you were alone all the time.
“I thought I was your best friend,” you said as he put an arm around your shoulder.
“A sidekick is not a best friend.”
“How about an upgrade then?”
“What, to fuck buddy? You wish.”
“Whenever my leg gets better, maybe I will.”
Wade cocked a brow at you, and you smiled.
“You know that fucking you after that leg heals would be counterproductive because you wouldn’t be able to walk the next day,” he said, to which you burst out laughing.
“Sure, Wade,” you giggled, and he rolled his eyes. It was a common thing for you to doubt how good sex with him would be. Neither of you were sure where exactly your relationship was going. It started out as renting out an apartment together out of convenience, but lately there had been a bit of subtle and not so subtle flirting. He hoped that one day you would get past the flirting and he could show you that the sex he promised was nothing to laugh at.
The entire time your leg was in a cast, Wade spent the nights fighting crime and going on missions with Arsenal and Red Hood, often not coming back to the apartment for days at a time. A kid he used to work with, Peter, would stop by sometimes after school to keep you company, but you started to worry that Wade had gotten tired of you. That fear disappeared the night he finally brought his new friends, the night that you were to finally join him again on patrol.
“This is Y/N,” Wade introduced you after his usual battle with the window. “My roomie, sidekick, whatever you wanna call her.”
Two young men stood in your living room, both dressed in black and red, one of them with red hair buzzed short and one with longer black hair. He introduced them as Jason and Roy.
“You didn’t tell us your roommate was so hot,” Roy said as he looked you up and down. Heat rose to your cheeks and you busied yourself with making sure you had all your weapons.
“Wade told us your leg was finally healed enough to go on patrol with us,” Jason said to you, sending a smirk your way. “We’ve been waiting to see you in action.”
“Well, I’ve been Wade’s sidekick for awhile now, and I’ve learned a lot from him, but I’m only just getting back on my feet, so I’m sorry. There’s not gonna be a lot of action for you boys tonight.”
“Well, I’ll make sure there’s a lot for you.” You were too busy trying to not roll your eyes at Jason’s comment to notice Wade stiffening behind you. Jason and Roy’s flirting wasn’t anywhere near the explicit things Wade would say to you, but he could tell what they were thinking, and he was starting to think he should have kept them far away from you.
“We should get going soon,” he interjected, nudging you towards the window. “We have a busy night ahead of us. Muggers to stop, rapists to beat into the ground, chimichangas to eat, the usual. We’re already late.” You lived at the top of the apartment building, so you and Wade were able to inconspicuously start your nightly patrols without attracting attention by keeping to the rooftops for awhile. He let you out first, but stopped Roy and Jason before they could follow.
“For your information, Y/N isn’t attracted you guys like you.” It was the first time he had ever been serious with them, and they almost didn’t know if they should listen to him.
“Are you guys together?” Roy asked, his eyes following you as you went up the rusted stairs to the rooftop and disappeared from sight.
“Yeah, as a matter of fact, we are,” Wade said. It was a lie, but it was all he had. “We have fantastic sex all the time, sex you can only dream of having.”
Roy and Jason exchanged a look, and Wade felt an itch in his hand telling him to take his katana to their faces, but he reminded himself to play nice. You were proud that he had made friends other than a web slinging high school kid, and he was going to do his best to keep them.
“Okay, we’ll lay off,” Roy promised. The look he and Jason had exchanged meant they were in for a night of doing exactly what Wade asked them not to.
The four of you spent the night doing Roy and Jason typically did on patrol. You went easy on yourself, not wanting to strain your leg, and kept to stopping muggers and rapists in their tracks. The entire time, unbeknownst to you, Wade suffered through Roy and Jason’s comments.
“Oh damn,” Roy mumbled as he watched you take down the third mugger. “What do you think, Jason? That the best ass you’ve ever seen?”
“Never seen better,” Jason agreed, knowing full well that Wade was listening to his and Roy’s every word. Soon after that you stumbled across a shoplifter running from a gas station. You knocked him to the ground before he could even cross the street, your foot on his back being all that was needed to keep him down.
"I’ve never met a woman who can hold a man down like that,” Jason said. “Of course, I would let her do so much more to me, and maybe she would let me do more to her.”
Wade felt his eye twitch as the voice in his head screamed FUCK THEM UP but he reminded himself not to let his psychotic self loose in front of you.
You had ignored everything Wade’s new friends said about you for his sake until Roy finally got physical.
“Hey, baby,” he said, getting a little too close for comfort when you finally decided it was time to go home. “Why don’t we ditch these two and you can come over to my place?”
“No thanks,” you said, rolling your eyes and stepping away. You felt his hand on your wrist the same moment one of Wade’s katanas left its sheath. He didn’t have time to slice Roy’s arm off because you had already sucker punched him.
“Listen, you ginger fuck,” you snapped. “Keep your hands to yourself and learn some fucking English. I said no, and quite frankly I’ve had enough of you and your friend with a helmet fetish. I put up with your shit because Wade wanted me to meet you, and now I have. Go back to whatever shit stain of a city you came from.”
You walked away from the group in anger, headed in the direction of your apartment building. "Come on, Wade!”
Wade looked to Jason, who was grinning at his friend’s stupidity, and Wade couldn’t resist laughing.
“You asked for it,” he told Roy as he started to follow you. “You’re lucky you only got called a ginger fuck and a punch to the face. She’s done things to me that only my healing factor helped me get through.”
“You’re a lucky guy, Wade Wilson,” Jason said as you all finally parted ways. “Hopefully we’ll see you around.”
You were getting out of your suit when Wade came back, but he couldn’t wait any longer. Jason and Roy had shown him what he needed to do. A moment later both your suits were off and you were having the sex he had always promised.
PART 2
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