randomjusticeleagueheadcanons
Random Justice League Head Canons
Ridiculous Justice League head canons, scenarios, and quotes. No real specific versions. I prefer a patchwork of a bunch different versions, so let's just stick to a general mindset.
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The next Justice League cartoon should have amazing, detailed figure art and animation for everyone except all Gothamites, who are drawn as low-quality chibis with their local mascot, Batblob.
#i do not take criticism#dc comics#justice league#batman#funny#batfam#bruce wayne#robins included#batblob#dc#dcau
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Lex Luthor actually became the president to rub it in Superman's (not born in the US) face that he can't ever be president
#dc comics#dc#superman#lex luthor#this is a joke#the real reason superman can't be a politician is because he has a moral compass#DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD IN INJUSTICE#but no#I wouldn't put it past lex luthor lol#funny#clark kent#kryptonian#superman comics#justice league#vote lex luthor
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The most punk act of rebellion Dick made against his paranoid dad and secretive upbringing was choosing to live in a giant T.
#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#nightwing#teen titans#titans#dc comics#funny#batdad#batfamily#batfam#batkids
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Their job?
An Interesting Fact?
Pathetic.
Ask them what Evil Superman adaptation is their favorite.
#superman#dc#dc comics#clark kent#evil superman#red son#injustice#injustice: gods among us#the boys#invincible#kal el#dating advice#funny#meme#I'm partial to the Injustice movie because he's fucking hilarious#Bruce why won't you let me murder people? :(#Nice Boy! Clark is always superior though don't @ me
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#gotham#dick grayson#robin#batman#teen titans#dc titans#funny#dc comics#nightwing#batfam#dc#tbh the titans would probably be into it
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Bruce:
Jason:
Tim :
Damian:
Alfred:
Everyone at the Wayne Gala:
Dick Grayson: heY wAtcH mE pUt mY lEg AbOvE mY heaD
#batfam#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#robin#batkids#bat family#bruce wayne#wayne family#gotham#dc#DC comics#wayne galas#they're always a party
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Why was Deathstroke put in the dungeon?
He Slade the Queen
- My brother, Lord of Puns
#dc comics#justice league#slade wilson#deathstroke#oliver queen#green arrow#arrow#arrowverse#jokes#puns#shitty puns#terrible puns
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The Justice League headquarters has hundreds of mystical wards. These aren't to keep out villians, they're to keep out the Justice League Dark.
#justice league#justice league dark#watchtower#hall of justice#superman#batman#wonder woman#john constantine#zatanna
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Despite being the normal humans on the team, there is a permanent League ban on Batman and the Green Arrow sparring. Before this, their fights were so violent, vicious, and underhanded, the other members actually feared they might kill each other.
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Wonder Woman is very protective of the Justice League members, even Superman. When she found out a jackass rival reporter smashed Clark’s glasses, Diana went OFF.
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Aquaman “freed” a tank of rare fish at an expensive gala. Bruce Wayne was not amused.
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The Flash had no idea the Justice League headquarters even existed until it was under attack and he was called in to defend it.
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