WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME? = MY CAUSE OF DEATH.

Leo at some point: To be frank…

If I knew Percy Jackson, I would ask him to ask his dad stop making my hair frizzy every time I go near the ocean.

Preach

I say "Percy Jackson is a Hufflepuff".

The crowd start yell and tell me to get off the stage.

Then I hear someone call out "Wait. Their right!".

Its Percy Jackson himself.

So when are we getting a “Hunters of Artemis” book uncle Rick?

What does Percy do with the pen cap when he uncaps riptide?

GUYS WTF A NEW ALBUM??? IM SHAKING!!!! IM GOIMG INSANE???? TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. WHERE DOES THIS WOMAN FIND THE TIME??? @taylorswift

SEVEN MINUTES IN AND WE ALREADY GOT OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND WISE GIRL!!

Cause of death: Percy saying “I’m Okay” over and over again.

Honestly Barty Crouch Jr. was not a bad teacher. I learned a lot from his one class while watching the 4th movie again.

IN HIS HOODIE, IN FRONT OF HIS CAR, AT HIS SCHOOL, AFTER HIS MOM DIED, AFTER HIS FINAL, WITH HIS BROTHER??? damn Belly is a terrible person. Jeremiah too 😒.

Devi and Steven are going to Princeton together this year 👀

Guys I know no one is gonna see this, but I gotta rant. I’m so angry at a few people rn. This anger is literally taking over my life. I keep listening to those few songs from Reputation (Ready for it, Look what you made me do) and idk it just fires me up even more. Taylor has such a chokehold on me. She can literally take me from insecure to this confident bastard that’s about to rule the world with the Reputation album.

I’m in my Pre-Reputation era rn. Those rats won’t know what hit them. 🐍

Sirius Black is the hottest bitch out there and he knows it

KATE AND YELENA’S CONVERSATIONS ARE EVERYTHING!!! 💜💜💜🏹🏹🏹💘

The way my heart still hurts because of this movie