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✞ AuDHD|Genshin impact is my special interest- But other things are really cool too!!!
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percy’s anger management issues are so intense you’d think you were reading the internal monologue of an eldest daughter
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The batkids waiting to get a mission in the bat cave like packed together hatchlings in a nest waiting to be fed. And yes, they’re just as loud.
#batman#idk man#dc robin#jason todd#batfam#wayne family adventures#wayne manor#bruce wayne#batcave#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#damian wayne#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth#dc batman#batkids
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Going along with my Alfred the roomba headcanon, here’s a scenario for you-
Keeping in mind I’ve never written a scenario for these guys.
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*It’s a Saturday afternoon, and the batkids have formed a tight circle around two roombas. One of the roombas, Alfred, is armed with a kitchen knife that had been taped to its back, curtesy of Damian. The other roomba, dubbed whatever petty criminals name they thought of, is unarmed with three balloons haphazardly taped to its side. A new weekly tradition.*
Stephanie: If Alfred doesn’t win I’m suing.
Damian: He’s the only one that can win. I made sure of that.
Jason: Guys, shut it. Alfred’s about to stab this guy.
*Alfred’s knife runs straight into the other roomba, successfully popping the final balloon. The room erupts in celebration. They’re all chanting Alfred’s name. At one point Damian holds up their champion, causing another round of proud shouting.*
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*Bruce and Alfred (human) casually talking in Bruce’s study. The batkids ruckus rattling the manors walls.*
Bruce: what is going on?
Alfred, internally: I just won another battle.
#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#batfam#dc batman#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#damian wayne#batkids#dc robin#dick grayson#barbra gordon#duke thomas#wayne family adventures#wayne manor#roomba#batman
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THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
My personal headcanon is that the batkids got a roomba and named it Alfred
Could you IMAGINE the chaos that ensues
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My personal headcanon is that the batkids got a roomba and named it Alfred
Could you IMAGINE the chaos that ensues
#thank you and goodnight#you cannot convince me otherwise#batfam#bruce wayne#wayne family adventures#batkids#damian wayne#batman#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#dick grayson#tim drake#duke thomas#batgirl#dc robin#alfred the roomba
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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
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How are we so mentally ill that we’re in SHAMBLES over a LADLE
#i’m so mentally ill#please help#i just think he's neat#it’s a LADLE#and I’m going to make so many soups#genshin impact#neuvillette#he worked so hard#i’m sobbing
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Zhongli evading Neuvillette is like making me both laugh and cry because THE COMEDY IS LOST but also zhongli IS a filthy war criminal bastard and hes also old and neuvillette carries the weight of the pain of his previous incarnations but hes also this little young angry dragon and i NEED them to interact in the endgame(and not in an event) no zhongli and neuvillette will NOT be hanging out together remember that solid rock is shattered by water and the dragon's justice is served Cold.
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neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme
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I don't know why but when he said he sampled the water of Qiaoying Village I just imagined him lapping it up on all fours when no one was looking so I doodled this up 💀💀
#im wheezing#this is exactly how it went#you cant tell me otherwise#this is cannon now#neuvillette my beloved#he’s so stupid#he’s so silly
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HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEARRRRR
I know tangyuan (the dish he’s eating) is typically eaten on the 15th day of the new year, but it was too fun not to draw.
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we all know who these dragons are :)
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Rambling about Diluc and Kaeya’s visions, explaining why they don’t get along-
Pyro visions are given to people that are passionate about something. Pyro vision holders also have the tendency to let emotions control them. Even as hardheaded as Diluc is, you can clearly see what I mean. They have a cause, they fight for it. They fight for rules, they’re attached in a way.
Cyro visions are given to people who are seemingly uncertain. They’re closed off, and even though they can be emotional, they don’t usually let their emotions lead them as much as a pyro user would. They break the rules, they’re unattached in a way.
This is why Diluc and Kaeya just can’t get along. Because Diluc is black and white, Kaeya is gray. It frustrates Diluc that Kaeya is so nonchalant about everything. Diluc doesn’t understand internal conflicts, something that Kaeya has many of. It’s easy to see why Diluc has such a hard time, and I don’t blame him.
Idk man, they’re just such good characters- and I could ramble all day.
#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#genshin impact#i’m fine#i love them#somebody sedate me#they’re sooooo
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