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Attention all chaos minions!
I'm working on setting up a new account for my OCs and original storylines! I have insane writers' and art block, so I won't be posting anything for a while, but I would like to inform everyone of my new account's existence! It's called LemurOfChaos or chaos-blanket-bundle.
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I Have A New TWST Theory
Warning: There will be spoilers for the end of Black Butler: Book Of Circus. If you do not wish to be spoiled, then look away, dear reader. For those that would like to hear my nonsensical ramblings...
So we all know that Yana Toboso made Black Butler and helped design our lovely boys (and our beloved Meemaw Felmier and Najma), this is nothing new. But have you noticed how much some of the characters look and act like the first stringers? Each of the first stringers (minus Snake) died at the end of BOC, leading me to believe they were somehow reincarnated after Ciel and the Phantomhive servants killed them. Don't believe me?
Look at how some of the characters interact with each other, Cater and Vil especially. Cater looks and acts a lot like Joker, and constantly praises Vil, who acts like Beast. It is also heavily implied that Cater has a crush on Vil, and Joker and Beast were lovers at one point. It wasn't until they started the circus that they split up. While yes, Beast chased Joker for a while, she eventually stopped, realizing it was pointless. Well once they were reincarnated, a part of Beast (Vil) remembered Cater (Joker), and the tables were turned, leading Cater to chase Vil instead.
Ruggie looks and acts a lot like Dagger, even their voices are similar. They also have similar humor.
Deuce has similar morals as Doll, along with that care-free attitude, and even her eye color and build.
Jack and Jumbo are quiet big brother types, and are H U G E. We don't get to see enough of them, but we do get to see that the two are very similar, and will go to any length possible to do what they believe to be the right thing.
Dominic and Wendy are moral compasses, and often take care of grumpier characters. They are also both shorter than other people their age.
Grum and Peter speak for themselves, mostly for my aforementioned points on Dominic/Wendy. They are also both angry at practically everyone, except for the people they decide are worth something to them. Wendy was the only exception, as she was the one person that Peter trusted more than anything, and even loved.
And then we have Snake, the only first stringer that wasn't killed.
After decades of working for Ciel, Snake quietly passed away and was also reborn into Twisted Wonderland. But as who? A white haired orphan boy by the name of Silver, who kept all his memories of the first stringers. After being reunited with the rest of the reincarnated first stringers, he realized none of them had their memories of him, and Snake fell into a depression. Heartbroken, he now spends most of his time sleeping, dreaming of his past life at the circus, hoping that the first stringers' memories will remember each other one day.
And that, my friends, concludes the Reincarnated First Stringers Theory
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FORBIDDEN MASHED POTATOES
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Possible Controversial Opinion?
Spoilers for Twisted Wonderland Chapter Six!!!!
So at the end of the chapter, we get to see how Vil and the others remodeled Ramshackle. But personally, I don't like it. It looks and feels like a second Pomfiore, where each dorm is supposed to have its OWN character and charm. Now, I know Ramshackle isn't an official dorm, but it would've been nice if they just left the Haunted Mansion aesthetic, and just fixed up the broken bits (both from the S.T.Y.X invasion and everything Crowley refused to fix). Like, I appreciate the thought and effort, but Ramshackle's original design just had that feel.
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S/O Jokes About Their Mental Health (Lilia, Ace, Epel)
Lilia
Face it, he’s in the same boat
He has lived too long and has seen PLENTY
Also means he has learned plenty, and is a surprisingly good therapist
Offered to make you a comfort meal, you quickly declined
He still kept an eye out for any concerning signs
Ace
For a while, he just thought you had dark humor
Eventually, he found out you were serious and went to talk to you after school
Got upset when you tried brushing it off
After a therapy session, and maybe some crying, he went to Sam’s shop and got some comfort snacks
This is now a regular occurrence. He makes sure to save money JUST for this occasion.
Epel
W H A T?
Makes sense after everything you’ve been through. Not being able to go home, dealing with all these overblots, AND going through the VDC camp? That’s enough to make anyone feel like this!
Like Ace, he listens to you and lets you know how much you mean to him
Sneaks out of Pomfiore to see you. If Rook or Vil catches him, you video chat
A bit paranoid afterwards, always asking how your day is going
For really rough days, he packs a bag and spends the night with you, and does not care if Vil or Rook have a problem with it!
Also, thank you all SOOO MUCH for all the support on my TWST fic and here on Tumblr. I have been wanting to have more people reading my fics and originals, so this really means a lot! Happy Chaosmas and a Mischievous New Year!
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Calling Idia "Blue Ryuk" (Shroud Brothers + Announcement)
Idia
“What makes you think I’m blue Ryuk?!”
Insists he is more L than Ryuk
The teeth, the super pale skin, and the voice. He is truly blue Ryuk
It is now an inside joke between you two and Ortho
He changed his gamertag to Blue Ryuk and refuses to elaborate
“Hey, Blue Ryuk!” “Yes, Prefect Yagami?”
Ortho
At first thought you were insulting his brother
Almost magic beamed you
Quickly realized you weren’t and immediately joined in on the joke
He is now Mini-Ryuk.
“He isn’t really Ryuk, though, he won’t touch an apple.”
He then suggested getting Epel, you cannot tell me otherwise
And now for an announcement! I started writing an actual TWST fanfiction! It's called The Pride of Ramshackle, and is on my AO3!
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NRC Staff VS Pun Making Student!
Crowley: 
Dies at Dad jokes, enough said.
This man will either facepalm and sigh, or laugh hysterically. He has no in between
How do you come up with so many interesting puns on the spot?!
Most of the time, he sends you out groaning because he makes puns about how kind he is
Little does he know, it is because you are fighting the urge to slap the mask off the bird’s face, NOT because it was clever
Crewel:
Going insane
Whenever he even thinks he sees a mischievous look on your face, he’s rushing to your desk to stop you
“Silence, puppy. This is not the time.” Is a frequently heard phrase when you’re around
How many homework assignments and detentions is he going to have to give you, why is he cursed like this?
Crowley, STOP ENCOURAGING THEM!
Trein:
All he had to do was look at you and you stopped
He is too old and too tired for this
Crewel is jealous because he hasn’t learned this power
He doesn’t completely make you stop. Sometimes, he’ll let you make a pun or two in class. No more though, he can’t have the class acting up.
Secretly enjoys the puns you make to shut Ace, Deuce, and Grim up
Vargas:
Big Uncle Energy, he’s worse than Crowley
However, he is also like Crewel sometimes when it comes to your puns
If you make a few too many puns at the wrong time, you’re gonna run extra laps
But for the most part, he thinks your puns are clever and perfectly timed
If you pass him on your way to your next class, you greet each other with a quick pun!
Sam:
Ohhh boy where to begin
Always laughs at your puns, especially the ghost ones
If you make a good enough pun, he’ll sometimes give you a discount!
If he isn’t too busy, you two have a pun war to pass the time
Better yet, he gives you material to make the best puns possible. Because he cares, little imp.
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S/O Has A Snake (Jamil, Vil, Deuce)
Jamil
Really? You have a snake and his last name is Viper? (Eye roll)
Researches the type of snake you have so he can help care for it
Holds the snake while you clean its enclosure, you try to sneak pictures here and there
You rarely succeed
The snake might be your baby, but Jamil is your sarcastic noodle boy and you love him
Secret blep wars with the snake when you’re not around
Vil
Uh what?
Concerned as to why you would have another high maintenance creature in the house besides him
Kind of salty about it, hates the snake for everything it stands for (except you, obviously)
Eventually gets used to the snake, even holds it sometimes
Does photoshoots with the snake and sends the best ones to you
Still hesitant to feed the noodle-ling, give him time
Deuce:
Was in awe the first time he saw the enclosure
“Woah, that’s cool! Is it friendly?”
Pretty quickly warmed up to the snake
You had to teach him how to handle it after he got his hand bit
Likes to watch the snake in its enclosure, and talks to it every time he visits
He’s even willing to help feed it and clean up the enclosure for you!
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S/O Who Makes Tiny Hats (Azul, Leona, Riddle, Idia, Malleus
Leona:
Didn’t think much about it, but good for you
That was, until you put one on him while he was sleeping and posted the pic to Magicam
Pretty kitty man was not happy that day
Eventually got over it, now he just watches you draw the designs
When the time comes to sew it, he will 9 times out of 10 lay down on your lap while you work. 
“Oi, I am not your mannequin, and I’m not cute. Put another stupid hat on me, and I’m shredding it.”
Azul:
Was intrigued, insisted on seeing your collection
Has already planned you a little shop for your hobby because yes
You made a mini version of his hat, and he chuckled. Said tiny Azul hat now sits on his desk lamp!
Like Leona, he doesn’t care all too much for being a mannequin.
Will endure it because he loves you and it makes you happy
You don’t post any of the pictures to your Magicam, because you don’t want to ruin Azul’s reputation
Riddle:
Caught you posing with one and listened to you talk about your hobby, blushed while doing so because of how happy you were
Sat with you while you made another one, was surprised by how long it took
You made a pair that resembled the Mad Hatter and Queen of Hearts, he was impressed by how accurate it was
If you’re going to use him as a mannequin, make sure you are the only ones in the room. If not, Tomato Riddle is going to take some heads.
He really enjoys being your mannequin
Frequently getting you material or sending Trey during errand runs, he doesn’t want you to run out
Idia:
He cosplays and you make tiny hats, it's a win-win!
Cried when you used him as a mannequin once, because he got flustered and accidentally burned your progress. You and Ortho had to reassure him, poor man was crying his eyes out
You frequently receive sketches/reference photos, along with the human blowtorch’s puppy eyes.
Loves being a mannequin, and is surprisingly not shy about it (as long as it stays between you two and Ortho)
Challenges you to make the smallest ones possible just to see how far you can go
During the Ghost Bride event, you burst through the door, stormed over to him, and plopped the hat you’d made specifically for the occasion on his head, and kissed him in front of Eliza. You got slapped, he got embarrassed, but hey it was worth it, so who really cares?
Malleus:
Frequently walks around Diasomnia with a tiny hat on his head
It confuses Sebek, but it also makes Malleus happy so he’s conflicted
Mannequin Dragon Mannequin Dragon Mannequin Dragon
Has asked Lilia to make a photo album of him wearing said tiny hats
Gets you really fancy material to work with, you can’t argue with him
Has been secretly learning the art of making tiny hats so he can make one for/with you
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Calling Them 'Big Brother' Jack, Ruggie, Leech Twins
How would these four boys react to you calling them your big bro? Only one way to find out!
Jack:
Ears perk up, looks at you confused at first
“Are you talking to me?”
Once you walk away, he may or may not smile a bit
From that day on, you were his unofficial little sibling, addresses you as such
Great Seven help anyone who touches or even glances at you wrong. Even if you can defend yourself, he’ll be watching and waiting.
Silently cheering you on when this happens
Headpats cuz he’s proud of you
But if you do something stupid, he will tell you off
Ruggie:
Used to people calling him big brother, cousin, etc, doesn’t think too much of it
“Yeah, whaddya need? Better be good.”
Has good life advice, and almost always adds jokes or gives a playful look cuz he’s cool like that
Sneaks up on you, initiates prank wars frequently
You were brushing your teeth once and he was in the hallway, proceeded to use Laugh With Me so you’d get toothpaste on your cheek. You chased him back to Savanaclaw.
“Hey, big brother, can you help me with this thing?” “You gonna pay me?” “You’re my big brother..” “In that case, double it, THEN we'll talk, shyhehehe.”
You help him with his chores most of the time, and sometimes surprise him with lunch because you are a little godsent.
At the end of the day, hyena boi’s got your back, and you are now the Weasley twins of NRC. Few people mess with you because they don’t want to suffer the wrath of Savanaclaw
Jade:
Holding Floyd back before he squeezes you
“Oya? What were you saying?”
Takes you on walks when he isn’t busy, teaches you about mushrooms
You visit him at the Mostro Lounge frequently, and it makes his day
Need some help studying? He’s fully prepared and has already whipped out his notes!
Kind of strict, but he cares. Just doesn’t want you to be as chaotic as Floyd. 
Speaking of Floyd, you asked Azul for a job at the lounge so you could cover his shifts during mood swings! Everyone appreciates it.
“Someone’s messing with my little sibling? Not for long. Furoido, we need to have a “chat” with a gentleman.”
Floyd
Ohhh boy, everybody evacuate NRC
“Huh? Did you just call me your big bro, Little Shrimpy?”
Laughed when you said yes, Shrimpy has since intensified
Uses you as an arm rest because Floyd is an a-hole
Treats you like Riddle, but more annoying lovingly
You try to get him to work instead of torment people when he’s bored
Picks you up Circle of Life style when he’s proud of you (he’s proud of you often so RIP)
“Who touched my Little Shrimpy? I’m gonna squeeze them silly, heheh~” (Insert psychotic Floyd squeeze pose)
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You're Not My Papa, Mr. Hunt! 2
Sam and Reader share some father-child bonding time while they're still in toddler form
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You sat behind the counter of the shop, a smaller version of Sam’s hat on your head while you colored. It was getting close to the end of the day, so you didn’t have as much of his attention as you wanted. This didn’t worry you, however, because just being in the same room was enough to make you happy. You just kept coloring, occasionally eating some of the snacks he had set down for you.
The final customer left, Sam waved them out the door with his usual smile. He then turned to you and crouched down. “How’s my little helper doing?” He asked. You looked up at him and showed him your picture. He gasped, placing a hand on his chest proudly. “Is that me, little imp?” Beaming, you pointed at each of the characters in your drawing. “Uh-huh! Is you and Bea and the others!” The ghosts behind Sam glided across the walls, making excited noises and comments. Bea, the one who saved you from Rook, laughed in amusement by your caregiver’s side. 
“Oh I didn’t realize how much I missed children. Although, I must admit it’s strange. Are we sure when they’ll be back to their appropriate age?” She asked. Sam looked over at her. “No, but it shouldn’t last too much longer. Let’s just enjoy little imp’s company while we can.” He said in response. The ghost nodded back, sinking back into the floor. 
You and Sam spent the rest of the evening cleaning up the shop for closing, making sure you got plenty of food at dinner, and watching him do little card tricks. He told you about little trinkets he had found, and stories about when he was in school. “And then, my personal favorite memory from when I was a student here, was when-” “SAM!” Crewel and Crowley’s voices called from the door. He walked over and opened the door with you by his side, looking at the duo curiously. “Divus, Headmage, anything I can help you with?” Crewel held his hand out, a small vial glowing in the dim light. “Have them drink this before they go to bed, it’ll speed up the growth process. Make sure they drink all of it.” Sam took the vial from the man, putting it in his pocket. 
The argumentative duo looked at you, resulting in you backing up and clutching your hat. “No up, thanks.” You politely said. “I can’t be mad at such an adorable child, it’s no wonder Hunt was after them!” Crowley sobbed, turning around to walk away. Crewel stayed behind for a few seconds. “You’ve been excused from class, take tomorrow to rest, puppy. But don’t expect me to do this often.” He said before leaving the Mystery Shop. Sam sighed and picked you up. “Well, it’s getting close to that time, little imp. We have time for one more thing before it's back to Ramshackle.” 
“Finish the story, Papa!” You said happily. Sam chuckled before walking back to the counter. “Alright, where was I? Ah, that’s right. When I was a first year, a friend and I were practicing magic after school, without permission mind you. Well, I accidentally got him stuck in the wall, and couldn’t get him out! He was screaming so loud, I was surprised Professor Trein didn’t come to see what was going on. So to try and keep him quiet, I walked to the other room where his head was, raised my magic pen… And turned his hair pink. Professor Trein had to come help in the end, but his hair was pink for a week afterwards!” 
You squealed and laughed in Sam’s arms upon hearing the end, your father figure laughing along with you. Once you had managed to contain your laughter, Sam started walking out the door. The sun had started to set, the sky being painted with an orange glow. The campus was mostly vacant, except for a few students that were out for a walk here and there. They watched as you and Sam passed, murmuring to each other about what they had just witnessed. Sam walked you up the stairs of the Ramshackle dorm, the ghosts opening the door since his hands were full. He carried you to your room to see your door was already open, realizing Grim was back in your shared space and snoring loudly.
“Alright, little imp, let’s get you in bed.” Sam stated quietly as he sat you down on your bed, taking your hat and placing it on the nightstand. You yawned, settling under your covers while he pulled out the vial. You took the vial from him and looked away in disgust. “Smells really bad, Papa.” You grimaced, closing your eyes and drinking the potion. You coughed after swallowing the foul tasting liquid, and Sam brought you some water to get the taste out of your mouth. “Want me to stay here, or will you be fine if I left Bea with you?” He asked, setting the empty glass down. You yawned again and laid back. “I okay, Papa. Night.”
After you said that, you were asleep, sighing deeply and snoring under the covers.  “Goodnight, my little imp.” He whispered, giving you a gloved pat on the head. Despite you saying you would be okay, he couldn’t bring himself to leave just yet. Instead, Sam sat by your bed for a few minutes before heading back to his shop for the night.
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You're Not My Papa, Mr. Hunt!
A TWST scenario I thought of a few weeks ago and had to share, where reader is turned into a child and steals Vil and Rook's hearts. Much to his dismay, is that you just want Sam, who you have deemed your Papa. Part Two In Next Post
The smoke cleared, the murmurs and coughs of the other students filled the otherwise silent room. Ace had been stupid enough to not heed your warning and added the herb too soon, resulting in an explosion and you pushing him out of the way to avoid an injury. He stared at the pile of your clothes anxiously, meanwhile Professor Crewel was livid, scolding him for being so careless. What they failed to realize, however, was that you were very much alive and still in the room! Your uniform started moving and making noises, stopping Crewel from continuing his angry lecture (much to Ace’s relief). He looked down at the pile on the floor and saw your hair poke out, then the rest of your… toddler body?!
“Oh thank the Great Seven! I was sure I was going to die, get expelled, or whatever worse thing you can imagine! But here you are, just as a very small, adorable child!” The redhead cried. You sat up in your uniform and glared before feeling a chill. Upon looking down, you realized why you were suddenly so cold: your clothes were still big, much too big for you to wear. You looked up pitifully at the misty eyed professor, who looked as though he wanted nothing more than to scoop you up and take you away. 
“I cold and I nakey, help please.” You pleaded innocently, doing your best to cover up and stay warm. “Alright, puppy. I’ll shrink your clothes down for you, don’t worry.” He then turned to Ace. “Go get my puppy’s favorite outfit from Ramshackle! It’s the least you could do to atone for your arrogance.” He said, pointing his whip at Ace threateningly. Ace let out a scared yelp and ran out of the lab, afraid of whatever punishment awaited him. “That’s all for this class. You can use the rest of our usual time to do homework or walk around campus. Run along, pups.” Crewel announced to the rest of the students, who silently cheered and began heading out the door.
The door closed behind the last one, leaving tiny you alone with Crewel. “I never thought you could be so adorable! But, then again, you’re so good in my class, I suppose it makes sense-” “MY HATCHLING!” Crowley’s voice suddenly boomed as he nearly broke down the door in excitement. You jumped at the noise and stared wide-eyed at the headmage, who had Ace in tow. “Trappola told me what happened, I just had to see my little one for myself!” Crowley cried while Crewel shrunk your clothes. You thanked him and clumsily put them on before looking back up at your teachers. “Can see Papa now?” You asked. 
Oh you poor child. With those four oh-so-innocent words, you successfully managed to put two full-grown men on their knees and tear up. “But- but I’M your Papa, hatchling/pup!” They said at the same time, resulting in an argument because they seemed to argue about everything, especially when it involved you. You just sighed, walking out of the door to find your Papa. There were no other students in the hall at the time, but several very familiar faces noticed you when you knocked on the door to the lecture hall. You couldn’t get to your Papa without someone taller than you to reach the doorknobs! Epel opened the door and looked around, more than likely assuming it was a ding-dong-ditch. 
“Epel, I down here.” You stated flatly. The boy’s eyes widened, quickly snapping his head down to see you. “HOW IN TARNATION DID THAT HAPPEN?!” He yelled, picking you up by the underarms like a stuffed animal. He turned around so the rest of the confused students could see you. It was Azul, Vil, Rook, Cater, and Kalim, all staring at you in complete awe. Your eyes widened when you saw Rook walking towards you. “Down down down down!” You yelled, trying to wiggle out of Epel’s arms. “Oh no no, come here little one!” The blonde cooed, reaching his arms out to pick you up. “No, you not Papa.” You said firmly, shrinking away as best as you could. He seemed taken aback by this, giving you a confused look as he put his arms down. Vil took the opportunity to try his luck, coming in from your blind spot. Epel set you down before he could wrap his hands around your sides, getting a glare from the dorm leader. “‘Scuse me, need to find Papa.” You said, squeezing your body between Epel and Vil and continuing your mission. 
The Pomfiore housewarden blinked for a few seconds, staring blankly at the doorway. “Rook, get me the child.” Vil ordered. “Anything for you!” He happily exclaimed, rushing out the door. You heard footsteps behind you and huffed. “Rook, you not Papa.” He chuckled and crouched to be eye level. “But Vil wants to spend some time with you.” He said with a smile. You threw your hands up dramatically and sighed loudly. “Vil’s not my Papa either!” With that, you started walking again, only to be followed once again. You started feeling uneasy, speeding up. “Don’t run from me, I don’t bite.” You looked over your shoulder. “No more following, don’t like it. Just want Papa.” Rook chuckled again, walking a bit faster. With that, you broke off into the fastest baby sprint your tiny legs would allow, the rapid pitter-patter of your feet in the halls quickly being drowned out by Rook’s much heavier footsteps as he gave chase. 
You zoomed through the halls, nearly getting caught or tripping in your attempts to lose him. That’s when you saw him, your saving grace, the only person capable of keeping you out of Rook’s reach. Floyd Leech, who was playing hookie as usual, just standing in the hallway on his phone. “FLOYYYYD!” You screamed, catching the eel’s attention. You scooted to a stop and began climbing his leg, pointing to the student chasing you. “HELP!” He looked around until he saw you. “Huh? Tiny Shrimpy needs to get away from the Big Bad Hunter? Well you came to the right guy!” He laughed, picking you up and running away. “COME BACK HERE!” Rook yelled from a still uncomfortable distance.
“So where we headin’, Shrimpy?” Floyd asked, glancing down at you. “Papa’s shop! Hurry!” You replied. “Alrighty then!” the tweel said happily, making his way towards Main Street. Rook was far enough away it would take him a minute or two to catch up, so Floyd stopped and set you down on the pavement, letting you cling to his jacket which was tied around his waist. You had a determined look on your round face, determined to both see your Papa and also to escape Rook.
“Leave them alone, Rook, that baby is on a mission!” Speak of the devil. You heard Deuce call out, turning around to see Rook carefully walking not too far behind you. “Floyd, up!” You said quickly. Your friend complied, running towards Sam’s shop. Rook was closer than he’d been in a while, practically on Floyd’s tailfin (fish puns, yay!). Before Floyd could twist out of the way, Rook managed to get a hold of you. “Got you!” He said, holding you close to his chest before turning to walk away. “FLOYD HELP!” You cried from over Rook’s shoulder. He decided it was more fun to poke at a caterpillar on a nearby tree, a mood swing being far too apparent. You felt tears start to well in your eyes. All you wanted was your Papa, and you were so close to his shop. But now you were going to spend the rest of your day, and possibly the rest of the duration of the spell, in Pomfiore. You started to cry as Sam’s shop got further away, gently smacking Rook’s hand as he tried to comfort you.
 “Just wanted Papa, you not Papa!” You wailed. Suddenly, a shadowy hand, or rather, tentacle, wiped a tear from your eye. It then grabbed the brim of Rook’s hat and pulled it over his face, wrapped itself around you, and glided away. You squealed happily knowing Sam’s friends on the other side were helping you, looking over your shoulder one more time to stick your tongue out at the blonde, who was making minimal effort to keep up. How could he do anything else? He’s racing a shadow! Besides, you were almost at the door to the Mystery Shop and clearly ecstatic, why ruin your fun? He hated not being able to do what Vil had asked, but he just sighed and went back up the path to the school.
The tentacle put you down at the doorstep and opened the door, revealing Sam and a few of his other friends from the other side. Other than the small group of supernatural entities, the store was completely empty, a plus to being allowed to roam freely during class! You ran up to Sam and hugged him tightly, squealing “Papa” in sheer childlike excitement. He picked you up and plopped his hat on your head, which almost completely swallowed you. “There’s my little imp! I knew I could count on my friends on the other side.” He laughed as you adjusted the hat so it didn’t cover your eyes. You finally had your Papa, and you were about to make the most of it.
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So I hyperfixate on my blorbos and my husbandos, meaning in a lot of cases I dream about them. Well my latest darling has shown up a total of 10 TIMES in a little over a month, more than any of them combined. The last dream I had of him was him bringing me close, brushing his fingers against my arms, and saying he loved me. I have had no dreams of said character since. I have also been going through a tough time, and am finally getting a hold on it.
SO IN CONCLUSION
He's just making sure I'm ok and helping relieve my stress.
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Y'KNOW WHAT
I'm sick of these cutesy catboys, where are the tall hot kittymen? I have found very few in my time on the Internet, where are they hiding them? Prime Example:
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Never going to forget this one time when I was going to get myself a drink. I opened the fridge and I got ready to get some tea, but then what do I see? Orange juice. The last of the orange juice, mind you. So, chuckling silently like a citrus crazed maniac, I poured the last of that orange juice. As I did, I said to myself, "Man I am about to be the biggest prick right now." And the voice in my head WITHOUT HESITATION OR THINKING SAID, AND I KID YOU NOT "I'm the prick-cess." And I stood there. For ten whole seconds holding a water bottle filled halfway with orange juice, just astonished that I had managed to outpun MYSELF.
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