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hauntingblue · 4 days
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BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO
#nami put luffy in a cage.... dont let sanji see that.... again nami demonstrating how she is the strongest ever.....#why is franky the boat akshaksjskqjqk ROBIN NEARLY 1000 MILLION YEAAAAAHHHHH#sanji exploded </3 rip the smoking got to him..... luffys snapshot in the cage beaten up akdhsksjsk#jinbes theme is a banger.... buggy lmaoo chacho means president??? that is so funny... CHACHOOOO!!! also buggy owning croc money... banger#these two divas sitting cross legged on the couch bullying buggy.... ajhdkajsa buggys bounty akdhsksjsks#this whole episode was so funny lmao buggy....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1086#luffy wanted yamato to join the crew omg....... i mean of course but he was maaaad.... i kew yamato was a nakama for sure#marco telling luffy ace would be proud of him and smiling.... didnt that happen before and he got sad??? development#SERAPHIM?? THE NEW PACIFISTAS?? why tf does she look like hancock??? OMG MARGARET!!! FUCKING BLACKBEARD??? IN AMAZON LILY???#baby angel mihawk too??? what is this.... KILL BLACKBEARD YES!!!! THROW HIM INTO THE SEA!!! LET THE SEA RECLAIM HIM!!!#so pretty sure what garp was talking about were the seraphim pacifistas..... just keep making things worse old man sure#koby is gay confirmed see.... helmeppo got got... the downsides of being bisexual...#BLACKBEARD GOT HER!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!!!!#episode 1087#hancock lying on rayleighs legs omg... those are her parents ALSO SHAKKY EX KUJA CAPTAIN AND EX EX EMPERESS??? RAYLEIGH?????#why does amazon lily have a giant portrait of luffy on the palace facade akdhaksjaka i mean i DO know why.....#who tf is wang zhi and what did koby do.... and blackbeard is NASTY!!!! RAYLEIGH GET HIM!!! this reminds me of shanks in marineford... a lo#koby kidnapped by blackbeard?? omg kuma....... he is alright.... why the cherry blossom petals in between them ajdjsksjwk#see how sabo is alive.... but why does koala have blue eyes and orange hair now.... luffy having a crisis#i was thinking is carobou om that fucking barrel and YES why us brook crying akdhsk what do you know#zoro using luffy's words against him.... but i dont think ace is a good example of this.... zoro and sanji fighting about who is on top....#luffy asking robin for news.... BUT ROBIN I WANT TO KNOW!!!! omg this ending???? WHAT DID LUFFY SAY???? that was beautiful.............#he said he wants to give everyone freedom i know it... and he needs to be pirate king for that.... he knew since he was a child.....#omg....... the one piece is freedom for everyone and for some reason roger couldnt do it he wanted his son to do it.....#back on my theories grind....#episode 1088#LUFFY!!!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!
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cozage · 8 months
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Hi. How are you? Congratulations! Can I please have an option 1? How about Law, Zoro, Sanji, Luffy, Sabo and Ace (feel free to pick and choose) teaching a s/o (preferably female) how to fight? Like Zoro teaching the reader to sword fight or Sanji teaching his to use black leg. Thank you 💙🤍💙🤍
Omg girlie hey!!! How have you been?!!? Good I hope <3 
Send me an event request!
Characters: gn reader x Ace, Zoro, Sanji, Luffy Total word count: 650
Teaching Moments
Ace
Literally so patient and such a good teacher but works you to the bone. He forgets that you are new at this and he has been training since he was born.
Hand-to-hand combat isn’t necessarily your strong suit, but he figures out you're quite good with a pipe. 
He is also very good at fighting with a pipe (is there anything this man is bad at?!?!)
He won’t pull punches or go easy on you just because he loves you. You will crawl away from your training sessions with bruises and cuts all over your body.
After your sessions, he’ll walk with you to Marco to get healed up, and then he’ll give you a really nice, warm massage to loosen up your muscles. That alone makes your training day worth it. 
You sometimes feel like you’re not making any progress, but when you start fighting people who aren’t Ace, you realize you’re much better than most of them. Fighting the best of the best really has its perks.
Zoro
Zoro is a good teacher…most of the time. 
He gets frustrated easily when you don’t follow instructions, and expects you to come in with basic sword skills, but you don’t have any. 
You have to remind him that not everyone grew up in a dojo, where they learned about swords morning, noon, and night. After he learns that, he takes you back to the beginning, teaching you in a new light. 
He returns to the bamboo stick and the formations, and suddenly he becomes happier, laughing more with you and telling you about his childhood at the dojo. Every skill you learn is paired with a “Well when I was a kid…” story, and it warms your heart. 
He takes you to a store to get your own swords. He definitely believes that you need to pick your own sword. He gives you pointers and advice, but he mostly leaves it up to you. He knows how important of a decision it is, and he won't interfere with fate.
He takes it easy on you. He can skillfully decipher just how much he needs to pressure you to get you to continue to grow.
Zoro doesn't understand much in his life, but he does understand two things: swords and you.
Sanji
Sanji. Bless his heart. He is not a good teacher. 
He goes too easy on you and treats you like you’re too fragile.
It actually begins to put a bit of a strain on your relationship because it feels like he doesn’t think you’re capable of fighting the way he does.
In reality, he just doesn’t think a lady needs to fight. And he certainly doesn’t want to hurt you during training. He can’t hit a lady, even to defend himself.
He wants you to learn, and you know he’s not being rude or malicious, but in order to save your relationship, you end up finding another fighting instructor. 
Instead of fighting, you help him prepare meals. And thankfully, he’s more than happy to let you help him do kitchen prep. 
Luffy
Luffy is…Luffy. 
Your training sessions always start out strong. He’s surprisingly good at giving you pointers (“raise your elbow” or “a right hook would’ve been better than a direct attack right there”)
Sometimes he forgets that not everyone has gum-gum powers. He’ll advise you to fling your body towards your opponents and you’ll just kind of deadpan and wait for him to realize his mistake, which always leads to a fit of giggles from you both. 
Training sessions never last long. You guys always get distracted by someone or something, or you all get hungry or start chasing each other around, laughing and playing another game. 
It’s always fun, you’re just never sure how much you’re actually learning. Sometimes you get irritated and think neither of you are taking it seriously, but Luffy’s way of life is “if it’s not fun, we shouldn’t do it”. 
Little do you realize, he’s actually training you through the games you all play, and the mischief you guys get into. He’s a pretty good teacher overall. 
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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year
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Any dad headcanons for the monster trio? (+ Law if you don’t mind)
(also love your writing btw!!)
A/N: I just seen a edit a while ago of Sanji being so good w kids n so I must— thank u btw!:) Imma add Cora because omg we need more writing with him:(
One Piece Men as Daddies (Fluff)
Black Fem Reader in Mind
CW: None! Except the mommy (the reader) is kinda a menace.
Ft. Zoro, Luffy, Law, Sanji, Corazon
Sanji
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Top 2 Best Dads and he ain’t number 2 fr
He spoils his kids more than you now I’m sorry :(
He doesn’t realize this and swears he loves you both equally
I can most definitely see him having a daughter as his first child and yes you and her are his Queen and Princess
His daughter is a simp just like his daddy
His daughter stresses him out so much because she loves drooling over every guy she sees omg
“STOP IT, SAMMIE!”
“Sweetheart she’s a baby she doesnt e—“
“ARE YOU STARING AT MY CHILD?!”
Sanji needs to throw all kinds of kicks when he is with his babygirl
God help him when she’s a teenager
He loves cuddling you both while watching Disney movies
He teaches his sweet girl the importance of how a man should treat her if she somehow gets one
“You can’t get married until you’re 25.”
“Sanji she’s just 3 right now.”
“Okay make it 30.”
Okay ngl when you were having the baby he made the mistake of looking down between your legs and the baby’s head was just barely peaking and he passed out.
He still has a bit of subtle nose bleeds when you were breast feeding too
He keeps mementos of every single thing his child has; drawings, fallen teeth, etc he keeps it in a box in his side of the closet
Due to his childhood he tends to worry he will turn into his biological father. He confided to you about this issue while you were pregnant and you nipped it in the bud and told him that he was and will never be like him and Zeff would be proud of the kinda man and future father he turned out to be
Both cried that night.
Also he is completely aware what happens to a woman’s body after pregnancy and will always remind you no matter how much your body changes he will still see you so beautiful.
He will be just like Zeff to his son. Teaching him the same way and all.
Zeff is the granddaddy btw. Sanji takes his kids to visit him often.
He usually takes the kid(s) off your hands for a day if he sees you feel stressed
100000000/10 daddy and yes he will be pumping more into you again if you’re up for it🤍
Luffy
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Two Luffy’s running around in your home
Make it 3 because I can see him having twins
They stress you out sm.
“STOP PUTTING THE BABIES UP ON TOP OF THE SHELF ONE DAY THEY GONE SAY FUCK IT AND BUST THEY HEAD—“
“I GOT THEM Y/N!”
Man didn’t have a clue in the world how to be a daddy. So he went to Rayleigh panicking KSSHSJJSS
He’s a very chill parent so you have to be the stern one and it sucks sometimes
Yes the kids like daddy more than you
Almost every night when Luffy is home he puts the twins to bed with telling them of all the stories he had with you when he was young
“And I met your mommy on a different island! She didn’t like me at first but now she’s in love with me! Heheheeh!”
Kids have the same shishishi laugh as him cracks you up each time they do it in sync
You made the mistake of leaving the three of them at home as you went to go shopping and came back to a wrecked home and the three of them eating meat on the floor
He tells them about Ace a lot.
He actually named one of the twins after him
Encourages them to be what they want in life even if they want to be a pirate
Sabo is ofc the nice uncle that comes barring gifts
Sanji and Zoro are the Goddfathers
9/10 daddy that still is learning to be a daddy
Zoro
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It’s canon this man is amazing with kids so off bat he’s top 3.
Since he has so much experience he was really good with handling the baby when he was first born
At least 17 times during the time yall son was a baby he tried nursing from Zoro and he hated it sm he couldn’t even take a nap shirtless with him
“STOP LAUGHING!”
“He Just Like me for real.”
“ENOUGH.”
The second the baby was able to walk he already wanted to train him into being a swordsman
“HES A BABY!”
“HE IS A GROWN MAN—!”
He will most definitely kill for you both
You annoyed him so much during your pregnancy because you wanted to leave the house but he didn’t want you getting hurt
You’ve caught him training with your baby son swaddled on his chest (like that one filler episode of him babysitting) and you nearly choked him out because wtf is he swinging around a sword so close to y’all baby.
He did gain some weight too during your pregnancy but immediately shredded off after you poked his belly
He loves his son but as he got older he started to have beef KSSHSHSISK
His son is a mamas boy and so whenever Zoro wants to have alone time with you it’s like he had a 6th sense and barged in ruining the moment
It’s so funny seeing them argue over who gets to cuddle you for the night
He plans to give your son one of his old swords when he gets older if he decides to be a swordsman
Luffy is the Goddfather and Sanji is ofc the cool uncle that comes to visit
100000/10 Zoro is a wonderful daddy
Law
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He is the strict dad
You both had a daughter and she annoys him a lot just like you did when you both were dating
“Imma get tatted like you daddy.”
“You’re 13.”
“So?”
“NO—!”
He was the one to deliver y’all baby
The doctor side of him popped out when you were pregnant he never let u leave the bedroom. He even bathed you a lot which in turn have had him have sex with you in the tub
“Orgasms can help soothe you as you’re pregnant, y/n.”
“…the hell you read that at.”
He talks about Cora to you and your baby while you both were were sleep after pregnancy.
When your daughter turned 21 you and her convinced Law to get the same matching tattoo as him on her hand and even though he acted like he was against it he was ecstatic
He has scared off so many of your daughter’s boyfriends pls
He took off the head of one because he kept staring at YOUR boobs
Law likes to study with his baby girl on his lap.
You’ve walked in on him sleep on his chair with the baby cuddled on top
120/10 Law is an outstanding responsible daddy
Corazon (Rosinante)
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TOP BEST DADDY SHUT UP HEAR ME OUT
Matching clothes
He’d have a daughter :( lil Rosie Aksbsjdksk
Yes he’s clumsy but he’d rather die than have you or his baby hurt
He didn’t stop smoking but he does only do it outside
You catch him doing stupid faces and stunts to make you’re daughter laugh when she’s sad and she eats it right tf up
Yes she is a daddy’s girl
He carries you both around with ease
If he notices you feeling insecure about your body post birth he’ll feel a tinge of guilt but smother you in kisses and appreciation about how he doesn’t care about how you look he still loves u sm
And if that doesn’t work he’ll just show you…naked…in the bed….
Sex he’ll show u with sex
Law is like the older brother and he may not act like it but he loves seeing Cora so happy with you and the baby
Scares tf outta you when he is outside throwing your 4 months old baby in the air tho
He uses some of his methods when he was raising Law to raise your baby
Gets so emotional when your daughter reaches out for him
“BABY LOOK AT OUR BABY SHE LOVES ME!”
“You’re her daddy, Cora of course she loves you.”
Just like Sanji saves every core memory he can of your baby daughter
Let’s her put on his makeup . It came out horribly but he proudly wore it the whole day
He needs to kiss you both before leaving or else he will have a terrible day
One time you and the baby surprised him with a cake just as a thank you for everything he has done for you and he fell off the chair crying
He cries a lot
Wants to have like 3 more babies with you
102$)43920292772200/10 best mf Daddy
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roydeezed · 4 months
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Okay so a kinda OP 1089 live post as I watch. This is from the perspective of a manga reader so anime only's if you come across this I might hint or talk about something that couod ruin the experience, so beware!
-First of all omfg that opening. So amazing. I remember seeing a tweet from one of the animation staff lamenting that they felt their work was gonna be invalidated. If anything, I hope they see the love people pour into it on a weekly basis and how we enjoy the journey alongside them. Like i think the remakes gonna be amazing for new viewers but the weekly release really gives us the leisure of adventure. It lets us bask instead of throwing us into a plot heavy rush.
-And nothing proves that better than the extended look at the strawhats as they discuss luffys dreams. Their expressions and thoughts. Just those extra seconds of living with the characters was so fun. Also it makes me so curious about Luffys dream once again. Ok so like he has to be the king of the pirates to achieve it right? So the free-est person on the sea? What could be beyond that? Free-est person in the universe? Are we getting space hopping Luffy?
-And then the gorosei talking about it being Sabos destiny that he is there. Hmmm. Ive been thinking about destiny recently and its really interesting how that comment lines up with my thoughts.
-and lulusia! The king is literally Vlad the impaler. And the mother flame impales the land. Makes me wonder if Mihawks from there. Also, what a horrific sequence.
-can't forget to mention that Sabo's transponder has a scar! Idk if this is a popular theory or idea but seeing him in colour really makes me want him to awaken blues flames, something that burns hotter thans ace.
-omg the eyecatchers(is that what they're called?the things in the middle of the episode. Where they cut for ads. Its been so long since ive watched anime properly, im sorry 😭) Are so adorable!
-the banter between zoro and Sanji! The crew working the ship! Love!
-but like also this reminds me why I love Sanji and Zoro as the wings. Sanji is the tactics and Zoro is the reason. Both things luffy lacks. And even extending to the rest of the east blue crew, Nami appeals to a heart and will, remember the Cracker fight. And her whole existence in supporting her village was about her strength of will. And Ussop represents both caution and bravery. Just as much a willingness to stick back and observe as with Sugar as dive in like GOD Ussop. They're facets that Luffy's never had.
-ahh my son Chopper is so cute! And robin 😍. And Luffys red nose and cheeks! Sorry for being a canadian but ah I miss winter! Right now where I live this time of year should be blizzards and flurries but the streets barely have snow on them and I yearn! I yearn! At least my beloved Straw Hats can experience it for me!
-afro power makes a return! Also so interesting that Bonney looks like she emerges from the sun. Chopperemon will save all! And Luffy is so adorable sitting on Sunny's head🥰
-Did i cry at the ending? Uhh yeah. I'm a human being. But like for reals, from calling back to the first ending to the flashbacks to the recruiting!!!
Okay, I'll end it here! Bye!
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p2ii · 2 months
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REITASHI PRINCESS AND KNIGHT… yessss very good…
Nami’s ever growing polycule is my favorite part of one piece. She even pulled Uta in the new colorspread. Sanji could never pull girls the way a navigator lesbian can /j
YESS and I fully believe Reiju can be such a great partner for Tashi the second she gets out of Germa. Reiju has so much amazing potential that’s forcibly hidden away… Maybe Sanji would even teach her how to cook so she can try and make meals for Tashi hehe. Reitashi could trade sword + poison knowledge… Reiju fully supportive of Tashigi’s goals and cheering her on when she fights Zoro… Reiju getting the help of the Marines, who have turned their back on Germa after WCI, in order to abolish it… eee I think Tashigi really would love having someone around who genuinely cares about and supports her. Reiju would probably be more gentle with reminders (like when Tashigi loses her glasses that she’s also wearing) and less inclined to taunt her or call her stupid for it.
IDK if you’ve noticed yet but I am very big on the Vinsmoke siblings also 😭 they do so much to my brain I hope their sperm donor dies a horrible death one day after losing everything he owns <333
luffy after that colourspread:
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dude can't take it anymore after his whore brother ace </3 😔
I bet sanji too is kicking himself because his sister gets so many more bitches than him while. nami too picking up a girl every arc XD. Zoro is just proud of his rival tashigi. (mlm/wlw solidarity/hostility)
post germa reitash can be so personal actually Ur so right. they would make a killer battle couple OMG. poisons and swords.... (poison coated swords? 👀). also reiju as being so isolated and independent getting to be saved and vulnerable/cared about, and tashigi being underestimated and undermined getting to feel like she's doing something (we see with the kids at punk hazard, she's in it for the people that are helped), that she's STRONG.
also you saying that reiju would be gentle with her reminders and care did something to my brain because remembering how she's also a massive flirt (her picking tashigi's glasses of her head and onto her face, pushing the hair out of her face, listening to her ramble about sword lore asggdjdgdkbfjf ミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ ) they make me insane OMGGGG
yea lol Ur blog title is so incredibly based for that <3 I am too though not to the same extent. but I'm OBSESSED with everything wrong with them (esp 124ji, sci-fi themes and human experimentation my beloved <3. they suck ass n balls but they're also so deeply tragic in their own right) the family dynamics are insane and soso interesting. hope judge gets hit by a looney-toons esque gavel and dies yesyesyesy.
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4law · 2 years
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ok!! i didn’t include everybody cuz this took longer than expected oopsie so lemme know if u wanna be added too! i’m not shipping u with ur selfship cuz that is no fun at all
@sauza : usopp (op), kuguri (hq)
every time you’re on my dash i’m laughing at the thoughts u share with us, and i think these characters can match ur energy so well. ur humor is unmatched i love u!!
@lawscorazon : law ENERU (op) & sakusa (hq)
ares radiates pretty energy and eneru radiates let me bother pretty people like ares until they fall for me energy.
@satotokii : bokuto (hq) & aran (hq!)
bokuto is self explanatory he is a ray of sunshine!! & aran i just feel like he gives good hugs and that’s what someone like u deserves— the best hugs :’)
@yourtamaki : killer (op) & shanks (op)
hear me out— killer will obviously treat you well, but why do i see shanks looking at you with heart eyes ??
@tofutobios : coby (op), zoro (op)
if u haven’t seen op then im referring to post time skip coby!! he has a heart of gold and u are so friendly so omg. and zoro needs your help with directions he needs u to hold his hand whenever he goes outside (NO I SHOUKD HAVE ADDED HIMEKAWA FROM HQ TOO) (omg and tanjiro from kny)
@strawhatsoraya : osamu (hq) & edgeshot (mha)
osamu cooks for you, and edgeshot i just feel like it fits. sora also radiates pretty person energy and edgeshot is so elegant!!
@killsaki : sabo (op) & hirugami (hq)
omg 🥹 i gasped when i thought of sabo that was the person i was looking for!! i was struggling hard fr kisaki & sanji fit so well
@euphofic2 : ace (op), matsukawa (hq)
i feel like after the smelly debate on your page, these two would add their own thoughts to it without hesitation. that’s why. LMFAOO IF UR SCARED OF BUGS, I CAN IMAGINE ONE OF THEM KILLING THEM AND THEN HE SETS THEM ON TOP OF THE TRASH SO U CAN STILL SEE THE CORPSE CLEARLY. laughs very loudly when u notice!!
@icy-spicy : kita (hq) & smoker (one piece)
kita picks flowers for you and smoker holds your shopping bags that’s all ima say!!
@eustassslut : bakugo (mha) & sanemi (kny)
i feel like these fit so well!! i wanted to ship u with kid so bad but here we are
@tenkomi : ace (op) & kenma (hq)
ok i haven’t talked to u all that much but i doooo feel like u and ace would have so much fun together that is what my mind thinks !! he would wake u up at 4 am to get pizza with him and then fall asleep on the way there
@ransluvrboy : oikawa with glasses (hq) & also law but since i ship everyone with law then also king (op! very pretty face reveal) AND OMG LOWKEY AIZAWA (MHA)
it fits the vibe i get from u! BUT ONLY WITH THE GLASSES. i associate u with that pretty green on ur blog and these men match that 🥹 hottest couple for real tell me ghost + king doesn’t sound cool as fuck
and robin
@creompie : shindo yo (mha) & kuroo (hq)
kuroo pats your head when he walks by or leans to rest on your head yeah! & then he does the jaw thing— where u quickly clench and unclench your jaw and u can feel it against your head 🙂
@ / kiiguru : luffy (op) & itadori (jjk)
in case dilly comes back!!
@vlyxen : kirishima (mha), & corazon (op)
no kirishima would love & adore u so good & corazon is so sweet please!! this would be so cute :’)
@rowan-rites : akaashi (hq) & megumi (jjk)
no cuz i just finished ur matchup & picked new ones but!! these characters here will go everywhere with you, and they’d let u fall asleep on their shoulder <33
@sanomnjiro : hawks (mha), tengen (kny)
from op i would put luffy bartolomeo! would be ur biggest fan pleaseee 😭 hawks covers ur eyes with a feather before asking “guess who,” then realizes the feather gives it away! u and tengen are hot that’s all
@dark-mnjiro : crocodile (op), & toji (jjk)
okay i’m getting this vibe … you know that night city / lux theme all over pinterest ?? no this is what u and these two remind me of !!!
@httphaitani : hina (op) & alisa (hq) or zoro (op)
omg and also iwaizumi if that’s okay!! alisa wants to bring you everywhere she goes & hina likes to hug your waist while laying on top of you to tell you about her day…
@sanjithesimp : penguin (op) & zoro (op)
okay penguin maybe not a super popular character but have u seen the fanart!!! ZORO MEANWHILE yes zoro fits so well
@ / benkeibear : twice (mha), (hq)
when i talked to u i literally felt like i was being hugged so yeah these characters would love you so dearly!!
@scabsaint : luffy (op) & sugawara (hq)
luffy would make it his mission to put a smile on your face every day! sugawara likes to see u melt into his hugs (: i already said ace for other people but i would add ace!!
@zorokinniemoment : eustass kid & law (op)
i chose characters that definitely know how to get under ur skin cuz i feel like that trope is so cute 😭 oh and tsukishima (hq!)
@momodwriter : shinso (mha) & akaza (kny)
i just see it. i can’t put my finger on it, but i see it. and yes i did want to put crocodile ):
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asususasa · 5 years
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Things my friend and I have said about One Piece:
"Leaving Luffy and Zoro together is like leaving a 5-year-old with a 6-year-old."
"I'd pay to watch Big Mom's musical numbers in a theater."
"Oda, pls."
"Okama Sanji is the most majestic thing I've ever seen."
"I wanna see Law and Zoro in a dress. Make it happen, Oda."
"Caesar is the mistreated pet of the strawhats, change my mind."
-Sends a photo of random character- "Look at this idiot, I love them."
"THe pANdA Is RIgHT THerE!!11!!"
"I want to fangirl with Barto so much."
-Starting Whole Cake Island- "I HATE the power rangers."
-Mid Whole Cake- "I love Reijuu. She's my baby. Waifu. Perfect girl. Protect her."
-At the end of Whole Cake- "I can't hate the power rangers, they're such a meme."
"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP REMINDING ME OF ACE'S DEATH THANK YOU"
"God, Law is such a mood..."
"Remember when I hated Bon-chan? Yeah, me neither."
"I wanna hug [random character, mostly Luffy] so much I could fucking die."
"Why is there a hot talking pineapple in my screen?"
"Doffy + Mingo = Doffingo."
"Fuck atheism, Usopp is my god now."
-Sends photo of random character- "Akdjjsoslndosk"
"-Sigh- They're mine now."
"Shachi and Penguin? You mean the loves of my life?"
"I want to slap Caesar. But with love, you know? I mean, he's crap but he's so stupid I can't help but to pity him."
-When we discovered Kaku & co. were bad guys- "Wow I feel fuckING BETRAYED."
"I didn't think I'd say this but... I LOVE Brulée."
"Holy shit Pudding, chill."
"BEGE AND CHIFFON BEST SHIP!!! GOALS!!!"
"This guy's laugh is hilarious lol"
"Omg I swear if he laughs ONE MORE TIME-"
"I miss Zoro being sent flying by Luffy."
"Look at Robin being the perfect waifu she is."
"I wish I could be like Buggy. Do nothing and still reach the top."
-Someone gets friendly with Law- "YEAH GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE!!!"
"Sweat from my eyes? No! These are TEARS!"
-Someone being cute/an epic battle/someone being stupid- "Well, I think I just died."
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plume8now · 7 years
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Wrong Number
Pairings: LawLu, ZoSan, MarcoAce, Saboala
Summary: “Why do you care? We don't know each other.” – Torao “Of course I know you, you gave me your number and your name, Torao!” – Luffy “Wait, what? No, it was a mistake. And my name is Law, not 'Torao'.” – Torao “Torao is good too.” – LuffyLaw only wanted Bepo to help him at the hospital, he never asked to have this "Luffy" guy as a SMS penpal, all of this because he typed a wrong number!
Warnings: Humor, Wrong number, phone texts, SMS discussions, Fluff, Romance, Crush, AU, Friendship, Nakamaship, Meatloaf's great cat, Teasing, jokes & puns, Light Angst, introvert & extrovert characters, Social Issues
A/N: *SCREAM OF VICTORY* I. DID. IT! I posted this chapter. I wrote it. WooOow.  Now, I really hope you'll like it, but I can't promise you will. You decide. Thank you all for your comments on AO3/ff, your support on Tumblr, and especially to @lululawlawlu who's always telling how much they like what I write (let's be honest I drew a lot for 6 months instead of writing and really thought I would never go back to writing and wasn't really happy about that).Okay I'm gonna stop now. I'm just so excited. Enjoy!
Chapter 1 =[AO3 - ff]=
“[Picture MMS]” – Luffy
“Meatloaf's such a lazy cat” – Luffy
“I'm bored and he doesn't want to play!” – Luffy
“Honestly when are you NOT bored?” – Torao
“Sometimes I'm not. When I talk to you for example!” – Luffy
[…]
“Hey I just realized!” – Luffy
“I never asked you if you had a pet!” – Luffy
“I don't recall you asking yea” – Torao
“And??” – Luffy
“I... don't have a common pet.” – Torao
“[Picture MMS]” – Torao
“OMG SO COOL” – Luffy
“WHAT'S THIS?” – Luffy
“Iguana.” – Torao
“That's its name??” – Luffy
“... No. The name of the species.” – Torao
“What's the name then?” – Luffy
“I didn't give it a name.” – Torao
“W h y” – Luffy
“щ(ºДºщ)” – Luffy
“... Because I didn't” – Torao
“No, you must.” – Luffy
“Does it breATHE FIRE?” – Luffy
“CAN IT FLY?” – Luffy
“It looks like a DRAGON” – Luffy
“No. It can't. It's a freaking Iguana.” – Torao
“Call it Komodo” – Luffy
“I was expecting anything related to food I'm kinda surprised.” – Torao
“Komodo dragons aren't iguanas Luffy-ya.” – Torao
“Well you must give it a name!!!” – Luffy
“Why is it so important?” – Torao
“Because it's your daily friend!” – Luffy
“Call it Lizard.” – Luffy
“That's just a widder name of species.” – Torao
“Saying no to Reptile right now.” – Torao
“Okay fine!” – Luffy
“Just find a name yourself then!” – Luffy
“You're not gonna let it go are you” – Torao
“Nope.” – Luffy
“I'll think about it.” – Torao
“°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°” – Ace
“(☆▽☆)” – Luffy
“໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७” – Ace
“ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ” – Luffy
““(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง" - Ace
“(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง" - Luffy
“ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ So how's your life and job?” – Ace
“I've only broken 6 dishes this week. Zoro says it's progress d=(´▽`)=b” – Luffy
“I'm still wondering how they didn't fire you already, to be honest.” – Ace
“I know right! ( ᐛ )و ” – Luffy
“By the way, we're wandering in your country right now with Marco, are you free tonight? (^-^) Sabo told me he was ready to come too!” – Ace
“REALLY? (ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶  Yeah, awesome! Come whenever you want!” – Luffy
“Marco absolutely wants to add one condition though 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) ” – Ace
“Which is?” – Luffy
“You're not doing dinner.” – Ace
“Shishishi don't worry, I won't!” – Luffy
“Great. See you tonight then! O(≧ᗨ≦)O ” – Ace
“ o(≧∇≦o) Yeah!!” – Luffy
“Do you have any siblings?” – Luffy
“Why suddenly interested in my private life?” – Torao
“What are you saying, Torao? I've always been interested in you!” – Luffy
“Indeed. And you always were very discreet.” – Torao
“You're avoiding the question, Torao!” – Luffy
“Maybe” – Torao
“Maybe?” – Luffy
[…]
“Why the sad face?” – Bepo
“I don't have a sad face.” – Law
“You're not smiling either.” – Bepo
“Are you going to assume that I'm sad each time I don't smile?” – Law
“No, 'cause then you'd be sad constantly.” – Bepo
“KIDDING PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN!” – Bepo
“If you have something to tell me you can also open the door and say it instead of spying on me behind the windows.” – Law
“I was just looking at you, not spying” – Bepo
“What's with the aggrissivity anyway? Something bad with Luffy?” – Bepo
“No. Why would it have anything to do with him? My life isn't reduced around that guy.” – Law
“Here it goes again...” – Bepo
[…]
“Are you okay?” – Bepo
“Heya Luffy! How're you and Iron-Cat doing? (。•̀ᴗ-)✧” ” – Franky
“His name's Meatloaf, Franky, but we're fine!” – Luffy
“I do believe a name is a word suiting the one wearing it. What if Cat2D2 doesn't like it? Oh wait no, Cat3PO! God, my names are pretty nice. And he always seems to enjoy them.” – Franky
“Of course, 'coz they're all robots related names! Who wouldn't like them?” – Luffy
“So you do admit Baby-Voltron is better?” – Franky
“Baby-Voltron?” – Luffy
“Voltron is a tiger. Cats are baby tigers! Ingenious, right?” – Franky
[...]
“No.” – Luffy
“Once again, you're a terrible liar. I know your eyes are amazed.” – Franky
“Whatever, the name's Meatloaf!!” – Luffy
“Astro-Cat.” – Franky
[...]
“RobotCat” – Franky
“Kitty-Bender” – Franky
[...]
“Ultron-Cat?” – Franky
[...]
“I take that as a confirmation for the fabulous names I made up.” – Franky
“Meatloaf!” – Luffy
“Catimus Prime” – Franky
“Torao?” – Luffy
[…]
“Did I say something wrong?” – Luffy
[…]
“I had a surgery to take care of” – Torao
“You really not are patient, are you?” – Torao
“Shishishi, I guess so” – Luffy
“So 'bout your family? o(^▽^)o” –  Luffy
“I had a sister” – Torao
“Had?” – Luffy
[...]
“She passed away a few years ago.” – Torao
“How was she?” – Luffy
“As stubborn and noisy as you” – Torao
“How can you tell I'm noisy?” – Luffy
“Oh, I just can.” – Torao
“You're really incredible, Torao ˉ(´ᗨ`)ˉ ” – Luffy
“Hey Luffy (ง •ૅ౪•᷄)ว , Sabo here! Ready for tonight??” – Sabo
“Yeah!! When will you guys be here?” – Luffy
“I'm already in town, but I think I lost Koala ('' ̄▽ ̄) Could we meet somewhere?” – Sabo
“Of course! Remember where Nami stole your wallet, the place near the huge fountain?” – Luffy
“Damn right I remember the ice-cream seller thought I was stealing from him!” – Sabo
“Shishishi, she already apologized she didn't know you were my brother! Anyway, let's go there? And tell Koala!” – Luffy
“Will do! (ノ^∇^) ” – Sabo
“I know!!! FireFly!” – Luffy
“I told you. Doesn't fly. Doesn't fire.” – Torao
“Urg you're so not fun” – Luffy
“Yoi, Luffy! Did Ace tell you?” – Pineapple-Head
“What about?” – Luffy
“Coming tonight, yoi” – Pineapple-Head
“Yeah he did! Great to see you guys again, been a while!” – Luffy
“Sure! But- did he say something specifically, yoi? – Pineapple-Head
“About dinner?” – Luffy
“Yeah, about that-yoi” – Pineapple-Head
“Not against you, but last time everyone almost died so...” – Pineapple-Head
“I was just feeling like if we could avoid it that'd be nice, yoi.” – Pineapple-Head
“No prob I understand! But I don't remember there was nothing particular last time, was it?” – Luffy
[...]
“That's exactly what's worrying me, see” – Pineapple-Head
“That that was something normal for you Ace and Sabo, yoi” – Pineapple-Head
“Shishi I guess” – Luffy
“But y'know btw, I think it's funny but you don't always have to say 'yoi' when texting!” – Luffy
[...]
“Yoi” – Pineapple-Head
“YOI” – Pineapple-Head
“YOI” – Pineapple-Head
“YOI” – Pineapple-Head
“YOIIIII YOI YOI Y O I Yoiiiii yoi yOI~” – Pineapple-Head
[…]
“?? Okay (・∀・) ” – Luffy
“Sorry Luffy, that was Ace. Stole my phofkohdldffdsklj” – Pineapple-Head
[...]
“To make fun of me” – Pineapple-Head
“Shishi that's alright, I figured!” – Luffy
“That was fun.” – Ace
“Well done (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) ” – Luffy
“ (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) ” – Ace
“Meet me at the fountain in 20 minutes? Luffy's waiting for us there” – Sabo
“I'm on my way! But that's really close, could be there in less than 20 minutes?” – Koala
[...]
“Don't tell me you're in a food store again” – Koala
“Might be?” – Sabo
“You are a lost cause” – Koala
“We're supposed to have a meeting in a few minutes to have dinner with your brothers! Who'd eat before a dinner?” – Koala
“They had free sashimis!” – Sabo
“Why do I even bother asking” – Koala
“Do you?” – Torao
“Do I?” – Luffy
“Have siblings” – Torao
“Two older brothers! They're coming tonight at my place!” – Luffy
“They live far away?” – Torao
“Kinda, Sabo's working on missions and stuff like that with Koala very often and Ace moves out every two years with Pineapple-guy, they can't stand remaining at the same place for too long.” – Luffy
[...]
“... Koala and Pineapple-guy?” – Torao
“Koala's Sabo's girlfriend and I keep forgetting Ace's boyfriend's name but his head does look like that fruit” – Luffy
[...]
“I know I should be used to this by now but somehow I'm not” – Torao
“Shishishi that's good~ Life without surprises is boring!” – Luffy
“If you say so” – Torao
“Do you like cats?” – Zoro
“Of course I like cats, why wouldn't I?” – Sanji
“Yeah of course you like cats. Remember, you told Luffy you'd 'help' with Nuisance or something just to bother me.” – Zoro
“Not everything's about you, shitty marimo.” – Sanji
“Anyways. I'll drop by tonight, no need to buy stuff I'll give you everything” – Zoro
“... I'm not taking Luffy's cat.” – Sanji
“He won't notice, his brothers are coming tonight!” – Zoro
“That's worse he'll notice even more since he'll want to introduce him to them!” – Sanji
“Please just take it” – Zoro
“That's kidnapping, I'm not doing this” – Sanji
“Technically that's catnapping” – Zoro
“That's a no” – Sanji
“C'mon curly-brow. I never ask you anything.” – Zoro
“That's not what I recall from yesterday evening...” – Sanji
“You practically begged, if I recall well” – Sanji
“What a delightful memory” – Sanji
[…]
“I can bet anything you want you're blushing and deleting those messages.” – Sanji
“That cat is getting fatter and fatter, always in my way and ripping my stuff apart but I'm pretty sure you could get along. After all Nuisance's also your middle name.” – Zoro
“Don't worry I'll remind it to you as much as I can to cure this sudden Alzheimer (• ‾⌣ ‾•)و ♡” – Sanji
“Fuck you” – Zoro
“You wish” – Sanji
“Die” – Zoro
“┌∩┐(ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐” – Zoro
“♡” – Sanji
“[Picture MMS]” – Luffy
“We're having the best dinner ever!” – Luffy
“I'm pretty sure you never tasted food as good as Sanji's!” – Luffy
“Hey, maybe you should come one day to give it a try!” – Luffy
[…]
“Okay now there's something wrong.” – Bepo
“Would you please stop sending texts once for all when I'm in the same room.” – Law
“You literally threatened to stab me last time, I want to keep my distances!” – Bepo
[…]
“If you ever need to talk just remember I've always been here and will always be.” – Bepo
“[Picture MMS]” – Luffy
“Pineapple-guy's complaining about us not sharing food. I thought he knew us better than that. Food's something you gotta earn!( ̄ー ̄)” – Luffy
[…]
“Thanks again for yesterday, Luffy! Amazing time. Let's meet again soon!” – Sabo
“Yeah!! Can't wait for next time -(๑☆‿ ☆#)ᕗ! ” – Luffy
"-(๑☆▽ ☆#)ᕗ" - Sabo
“Amazing evening. Seeing Marco pouting was priceless. Must do it again!” – Ace
“Of course! °˖✧◝(^▿^)◜✧˖° ” – Luffy
“I can't believe you called him Pineapple-Head all night though.” – Ace
“Can't remember his name, not my fault 」( ̄▽ ̄」) ” – Luffy
“It's been years Luffy” – Ace
“Well yeah he should be used to it!” – Luffy
“Stop talking behind my back to your brother, yoi” – Marco
“Me? Never. How can you believe such a thing?” – Ace
“I have eyes. I know you, yoi. I know that smile.” – Marco
[…]
“Portgas D. Ace, suppress this smirk from your face at once.” – Marco
[…]
“(≖ᴗ≖๑)” – Ace
“I'm divorcing our relationship.” – Marco
“We're not married (≖ᴗ≖๑) ” – Ace
“I'm unrelationshipping us.” – Marco
“As if you could.” – Little Fucker
“Pineapple.” – Little Fucker
“Pineyoipple.” – Little Fucker Until The End
“And deleting your number.” – Pineyoipple
“Meatloaf looks sick, Zoro swears he didn't do anything. I'm not sure I trust him on this, I caught him on the phone yesterday yelling at Sanji for being a cat kidnapper coward. Sounded suspicious!” – Luffy
[...]
“I've been thinking maybe we feed him too much, he looks fatter than before.” – Luffy
[…]
“Are you busy again?” – Luffy
“Working on Sundays shouldn't be allowed.” – Luffy
“I have to work again at the Baratie for the whole evening!” – Luffy
“Sounds unfair.” – Luffy
“Just because I forgot to tell them I was taking a break yesterday.” – Luffy
“Maybe that wasn't the first time BUT STILL!” – Luffy
“I can't leave Meatloaf like that.” – Luffy
“Where are you?” – Luffy
“Out. Why?” – Zoro
“I'm out of money, can you lend me some?” – Luffy
“You're asking me?” – Zoro
“Uh, right, should've known better.” – Luffy
“Now that hurts. I still can manage!” – Zoro
“Don't ask Nami she's gonna ruin you” – Zoro
“I know what I'm saying don't ask her” – Zoro
“Nami, I need you to give me some money!” – Luffy
[…]
“I stared at this message for a few minutes and I still can't believe it exists.” – Nami
“That's about Meatloaf. He's sick. I need to take him to the vet!” – Luffy
“Meatloaf-Mop-Cat? You mean your cat?” – Nami
“Yeah!!” – Luffy
“Well not really surprised I actually wonder how didn't he get sick before.” – Nami
“Hey! That's mean!” – Luffy
“Alright I'm coming. We'll see there.” – Nami
“Thank you!” – Luffy
“She agreed!” – Luffy
“Don't trust her she's a witch.” – Zoro
“By the way dear, you still owe me those 3 000 berries remember?” – Nami
[…]
“Don't ignore me I know you read this message your phone betrayed me.” – Nami
“[Picture MMS – screenshot]” – Nami
“Fuck it.” - Zoro
“What was it even for?!” – Zoro
“Each time I had to help you financially when you ended up out of town without anything to pay for the transports throughout the year.” – Nami
“Time to tell the truth, Luffy! Have you and Law met yet?” – Shachi and Penguin
“Huh? Nah, why?” – Luffy
[…]
“...” – Shachi and Penguin
“H O W” – Shachi and Penguin
“How wat” – Luffy
“How did you keep up this relationship with him??” – Shachi and Penguin
“I mean it tooks us years to get his number? And we literally saw him everyday? And you just randomly got it?” – Shachi and Penguin
“Is that so incredible? .-.” – Luffy
“YEAH.” – Shachi and Penguin
“If you say so” – Luffy
“THEY DIDN'T FUCKING MEET” – Shachi
“Speechless.” – Penguin
“That was to expect” – Bepo
“What?” – Shachi
“Well, didn't you notice? When you think you finally know Law, he's always proving you wrong right at that moment.” – Bepo
“True...” – Shachi
“Damnit.” – Penguin
“So they're what? Internet friends?” – Penguin
“Not even. They didn't meet on a network.” – Bepo
“Amazing. I'm gonna type a few wrong numbers be back in a while.” – Shachi
“Uh” – Penguin
“That's not obviously gonna work you know?” – Bepo
“It worked with Trafalgar Freaking Law though?” – Penguin
“Yeah well you don't know who's the guy he's talking to either” – Bepo
“Still doing it!” – Shachi
“Well that's gonna be fun I'm coming” – Penguin
“...” – Bepo
“Okay wait for me!” – Bepo
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marcoacesabo · 7 years
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GIVE ME ALL 100
Omg.
Okay I got this.
1. More milk than cereal. 
2. Not really, since it gets really windy here and it’s just biting cold slap at my face.
3.Usually, the first thing on my right that isn’t food. 
4. I don’t drink tea unless sick but I take my coffee with a ton of milk and sugar. 
5. Yes, I hate my smile. My cheeks left to high up and I look weird. 
6. Nah, I do have a garden at my house but it’s my mom’s. I’m allergic to them to be able to keep them.
7. Large.
8. Mixed between writing and gifs. But mostly writing.
9. All the time. All day every day. 
10. Depends, on my mood. I tend to twist and turn between all three. 
11.  Me and my friends gave each other stripper names and go by them sometimes in public. People's faces man. 
12. I got to say cilantro. I love how it tastes and how it smells.
13. My dad screamed this morning cause he didn’t know I was home and was singing and dancing in the living room when I silently showed up. 
14. A mess. The flat would be no higher than the second floor and I wouldn’t be able to remember the color of the carpet due to all the trash I have lying around.
15.  Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second. Whoooooo! So fast
16. Ravioli! 
17. I always wanted to dye it a dark blue color or rainbow. 
18. This one time, a couple was making out in front of my buddy’s locker and she needed to get her books for class but they wouldn’t move. I elbow them apart while chanting “This is Sparta!” 
19. I do keep a journal and it’s a mix of fanfiction, ideas for short stories and my ranting space. 
20.  gray  (cough Ace cough) 
21. I don’t have a bag like that. I always lose bags.
22. No. Night owl all the way.
23. I write or surf the web. Maybe watch a movie or two. 
24. Yes my friend Bri. 
25. I’ve never broken into anywhere.
26. My black boots that are long but not to the knees. Like half way to the knees. 
27. Watermelon.
28. Sunsets. I like to take pictures of them.
29. One of my friend snorts when laughing too hard and I die each time. 
30. Scared for my life? No. Scared I can’t sleep for three days? Yes.
31. Me and socks have a love hate relationship. I don’t like wearing them around the house or to bed but I will if it’s crazy cold. 
32. Ha. You make it sound like me and my friends do anything besides watching stupid movies or play cards against humanity at three in the morning. 
33. cake. Anything cake.
34. I had this cow, that was the typical dairy one but kind of sock monkey like so I carried it everywhere. I don’t have it anymore, it was torn up by my dog.
35. I love pens! I can spend like three hours in an office supply store looking at pens. And yes I do, I write in multiple colors of ink. My favorite is my brown one.
36.  Intocable.  It’s so comfortable sounding. I love it. 
37. A bit of both. Some days I live in trash others I have to dust and vacuum the walls. It depends on how my week is going honestly. 
38. I hate it when someone flickers their fingernails. The sound of the nail is horrible. I also hate crowded places. Can’t stand it.
39. black or white. 
40. I have this glass heart neckless that I got the first time I went to Disney land. It means a lot to me because my older brother bought it to help calm me down since I was freaking out about the lines and a ride that scared me.
41. Tiger’s cures. That series made me so happy. I re-read it often.
42. No not really. Don’t really drink coffee. 
43. My mom. The stars are pretty here since we don’t live near a city and most nights are clear. 
44. Um...it’s been a while. I honestly can’t remember.  
45. No. My instincts are as good as Zoro’s sense of direction.
46. There is no such thing as “the worst pun” so have the best one.  “I was wondering why that baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”  I love puns but this one is my favorite.
47.  Mayonnaises. hate the smell and it burns my throat. 
48.  needles and yes still is.
49.  Nope don’t really buy them. The last one was a Linken Park CD about five or so years ago. 
50. I collect blow up glass art! 
51. I can’t associate a song with real people but for characters? Yes. Ace is “there is no way out” from brother bear. 
52. Dude, I’m so bad with memes. I can’t tell when they are in style. 
53. no. no. yes. and no. I didn't care for the one I did see. 
54. My mom :(
55. I scratched both of my siblings while screaming like I was possessed. They said that they would take my phone away to rid me of my demons. I counteracted. 
56.  I really think it’s endearing when someone is hopeful shy. Or when they smile down at the ground or just seem happy but quite happy. 
57. Didn’t really react. Just hear it. 
58. whine mom is bri, vodka aunt is Karla.
59. La llorona. Don’t know why I get scared each time but I love hearing it.
60. No. Poetry and I are not friends.
61. I gave my brother a pair of socks with a sticky note “Cold feet” once. Tis a pun on his date and the socks.  He gave me a fully wrapped box that was almost as big as my chest that was empty besides a little note that read “A box of disappointment.” 
62. Yes and it’s either grape or apple.
63. I kind of leave them be but only in one area. They are not to be moved from that one part of my room. 
64. It’s  light blue 
65. Yes my friend bri. She moved away and I miss being able to just call her up and say “Meet me at the mall dude.” 
66. One that is roses. 
67. sleepy and lazy. I kinda like those days.
68. It can be either really  cold, never ending snow or “Are we in summer or spring?” “ dude, it’s winter.” “whaaa?” there is no in between 
69. I love the game of life, battleship and mouse trap.
70. no. And I never will.
71.  yerba buena often refers to Mentha citrata, a true mint sometimes called "bergamot mint" (I don’t know the english name so I looked it up. But it’s yerba buena that is my favorite.)
72. Yes I am, but I forget to note stuff down so...
73. Procrastinating. Daydreaming. Zoning out.  Skipping meals. Not sleeping.
74. They are kind and worry about you whenever they are away. They check up on you by sending you texts or random pics. They pack extra everything because they know you’ll forget but they don’t mind. They are the mom friend and you always feel better when talking to them. 
75. I got a dog named Lilly and a bunch of fish. I named one Yuki and the other Sombra. I have lost track of which one is which since they had babies. 
76. yup cleaning.
77. Neither. Hate lemonade.
78. I’m in “mehclub” 
79. One of my friends said a “thank you for being in my life” speech at my graduation party. It was so cute and I was a sobbing mess.
80. My room is white with a yellow ceiling. Yes, I did and the reason was that I wasn’t to paint a yellow tree around the edges of my walls but...never actually did it. 
81. chocolate cake with sprinkles.
82. I’ve been on the honor roll for three years but this semester kicked my ass. So I fell to a B average. 
83. I don’t really have none. 
84. Nope too scared to but I think they are awesome. Would love a rose or something.
85. I used to read batman and night wing ones. But haven’t in a long time. Mostly I read tumblr one. Like Kid n’ teenagers. 
86. Again don’t really have none.
87. Accepted, Sinbad, Master of Disguise and Spirated away. 
88. Don’t know if its a “movement” but I like blow up glass art or some tattoos.
89. Close to my mom. Dad is so and so even though I act just like him.
90. Don’t really have one. I don’t like crowds and cities have crowds. 
91. Nowhere I got no cash. I’ll be lucky to be able to leave my house.
92.  I drown it. I don’t let it see the light of day after the cheese is in my hand.
93. I cut my hair so I wouldn’t have to style it past brushing. So, short hair?
94. My big brother! 
95. Clean, sleep, read, write, visit family. 
96. I always press the “remind me later button” My computer had been needing an update for about three months now. 
97.  INFP,  Slytherin and Scropio
98. About a year ago, with the family. Yes and no since it was really pretty but I was having a hard time breathing.
99. I will not bow. I need a hero. And it’s over, isn’t it?
100. 5 years future. I want to see if she has her shit together. Besides, I already know the past, no fun that way. 
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mouseymatchmaker · 7 years
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Hello again Nee! So im back, and have another request. How would the Straw Hats, Sabo, Koala, Ace and Marco react to find scars in they S/O's Back? Heh~ :3
Sweet Bean! You have returned to me :3 
YAAAASSSSS The baes Ace and Marco have been chosen!
Luffy:
Okay so this all depends on how they got the scars.
are they potentially acne scars? Then he’s not going to freak out that much; might ask if they were sore or something but he’s not going to be fussed.
Might not even notice them until they’re pointed out to him
Now if they had been put there by someone, that’s when he gets interested.
How did it happen? Was it a fight? Did they win? 
He will ask every question under the sun unless it’s obvious tat it makes his S/O uncomfortable.
If they are there due to his S/O being attacked and someone reminds him while in the presence of the person who inflicted them, then he’s going to give them a swift punch. 
Zoro:
Has his own scars so probably wouldn’t be too fussed about it.
he’d swap stories about how he got his scars. Might take him a while to open up about very personal scars, but he will eventually tell his S/O about it.
if his S/O was to face off against the person who potentially gave them the scars, he would always look at the scars if thy were visible and think about not only how the skin has healed but so had his S/O
Less likely than Luffy to strike that person, but still very protective. 
Sanji:
He’s got quite a few from when he first started cooking and wasn’t great with a knife. His fingers are littered with them but they’re barely visible unless his hands get cold. 
Once more, if they’re acne scars he doesn’t really ask about them 
If they’re wounds, he’ll ask what happened but he won’t push for it. 
He’d never forgive the person who inflicted them.
During cuddles, he’d trace the scars with his fingers, especially if they had recently met the person who inflicted them
If they happened due to an accident, he’d keep in mind what the accident was and help them avoid such things happening again.
Brook:
He’d be fascinated if it made a shape or something
And jealous. 
Due to not having skin, he can no longer have cool looking scars. 
Like the others, if he found that his S/O’s scars were inflicted, he’d be less than impressed and any talk of jealousy would never be mentioned again.
He’d like to hear stories behind the scars, just because stories.
Similarly to Zoro, he wouldn’t harm the person who harmed his S/O but they’d never be able to scar them ever again.
He’d be protective too. 
Franky:
Once more, he’d like to know about them
He too would be protective if they were inflicted by someone. 
Maybe a little pushier than some of the other guys to know about them, but he would back off 
If his S/O was particularly self-conscious about the scars, he’d try to encourage them and not necessarily see them as a good thing, but at least come to terms with them
Chopper:
This poor baby. He’d be so sad if he saw his S/O with any scars.
He’d definitely ask if they hurt.
Would make a mental note in the future to try to patch people up so that it doesn’t leave a scar or leaves as little as possible, even though he knows this may not always be the case.
Usopp:
If his S/O got these scars through big adventures with lots of stories to tell, omg he’d just listen to them forever!
Probably a little frightened in the sense that, he wants to be a great warrior which means he’d have to face off against some strong people. Would he end up with scars like that? His thought train would then move onto the pain of getting that scars and then he’d be scared.
If they came face to face with the person who inflicted the scars, then he’d be more beside his S/O as a comforter than a protector.
I think he’s the kind that would have scars on his knees due to tripping over a lot. I don’t know why.
Nami: 
Might notice it sooner than anyone else, except Robin
Definitely would never mention acne scars, she just wouldn’t want to hit someone’s self-esteem like that.
Probably has scars on her arm where she stabbed her tattoo a lot.
If her S/O has something similar to that, a scar to get rid of something, she’d be very sympathetic and caring about it. 
If it was inflicted because of or by someone, then depending on their strength, she may dare to slap them for what they did to her S/O
Robin:
Is the least likely to mention it.
Unless her S/O brings it up, then she’s not going to say anything. 
Would like to know the story behind it but would never ask. She respects privacy. 
I have a feeling she has precious few, if any, scars and would show them to her S/O if they felt down. She’s considered to be very beautiful, even so with scars, so she’d like to demonstrate that to them.
Protective af if someone inflicted these pains on her S/O
Sabo:
This boy knows all about scars.
Definitely would help with his S/O if they had self-esteem.
Would take him a while to explain the story behind his and due to that, he’d respect it if his S/O did not want to talk about theirs.
The time that the two of them do want to share their experiences, it would probably be a very deep and emotional conversation.
Would always trace their scar with his hands when cuddling. 
If they were inflicted by a person, they’re not going to last long if they try to make a malicious move towards his S/O again. 
If it was an accident, he’d go mother hen on his S/O and try to stop them from getting hurt that badly again.
Koala:
She knows some people use whips against slaves, and if she saw that on her S/O she’d be horrified and cry for them.
I daresay she’s probably got a few scars from her slave days so if they shared this, it would make her sad
However, this would also make them a stronger couple too
If it was from an accident, she’d be like Sabo.
Ace: 
Probably has a few scars from his youth, but since he uses his flames in battle, he doesn’t have as many now
Wouldn’t think his S/O’s scars were ugly at all. 
He’d wanna know about the story behind it.
Would laugh if it was because his S/O had done something dumb.
He’d be furious if they were inflicted by someone outside of battle or if his S/O was particularly vulnerable. 
Wouldn’t go after them like he did with Blackbeard, but if he ever met that person and his S/O was still vulnerable, he’d make sure to bring the pain!
Marco:
Because of his healing abilities, he rarely has recent scars, much like Ace
Like Robin, he’s smart and smooth enough to know that he shouldn’t mention the scars. 
He’s not going to ask at all unless he feels like it’s something that they need to know, like a person coming after the crew for his S/O or something along those lines. 
Would make a note of whether his S/O was proud of their scars or not.
If they were inflicted by someone, he would not go looking for revenge but if they came after his S/O, they would not only have to deal with him but the rest of the crew too. 
If the story behind the scar was particularly interesting, he’d be impressed with them.
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I loved this movie about nami and her ex situationship reconciling and also anti capitalism
#i have one question are the episode 0 of movies just fanservice am i reding this right. also zoro looks jealous and petty#can they in like love action make zoro chastize sanji bc he is an ally and not just letting him sound jealous and petty like i enjoy both#but clarificaiton sometimes you know. like sanji stop that its dehumanizing and disrespectful also i want you#why are they worried about money when they are in a casino. nami was great at playing cards wasnt she#franky and luffy bonding sumo time.... nami gets the title hell yeah lmao i have been saying she is the strongest#omg the children sellong flowers... dont tell me luffy is going to defeat capitalism in this movie. hell yeah#i was gonna say cant believe they let luffy bet but he does have good luck tho. the stomach ache lmao#sanji is so stupid akdjsksks the guy who likes pain also....don't let sanji think too much about it omg the golden dust....#zoro is going to be executed sanji and luffy are unlucky and all of them are broke and in debt. damn. how are you broke as a pirate even#nami and carina ex situationship talking about trusting each other again looking at the sunset... exactly#that was such a nasty betrayal and nami trusting her again so easily and fast like damn.#also what is the cp0 koala and sabo doing there like damn. jesus even#also what is absalom doing there....#and WHO let luffy infiltrate. FRANKY GOT IMPALED!! gold is really malleable and not resistant and strong like this is getting me out of it#sanji got a cleaning man fit instead of a cleaning lady fit so why is usopp wearing one ajdjaka.... i mean he is the crews babygirl....#also second movie where zoro gets kidnapped. the peoples princess.#omg they are in the pipes. also why is there pipe for the entry of seawater in a boat. maybe i don't know enough about boats#franky getting luffy out of the fan.... cradled like baby jesus for an instant#omg they have been bamboozled BY CARINA?????? OMG AGAIN??? NAMI!!!! OH NVM!!! WHAT???#luffy didnt know they were doing all this cause he would have fucked it up akshaua him being thrown half dead out of the tower ahsuakaia#this reminds me of super mario wii where bowser turns into a bigger bowser when you kill it. damn#also another good guy turned villain because of tragedy. two in a row#the kid with the metal pipe omg... sabo is coming#i heard hikken and the voice was so similar i wondered why ace was there.... for a millisecond he was there..... 😞#the red hawk and everything..... should we all kill ourselves.... omg carina didnt betray her actually#tesoro dumb asf for taking nami look how he is going down after that lmao didnt expect gear fourth tho. damn#still thinking about how gold isnt that strong so this shouldn't be necessary but alas shonen be shonen. luffy saving namis gf too <3#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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A (lol) N O Q R pls for that ask meme
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. 
(slowly looks to the 65k fic I have sitting in google docs for marco/ace/sabo, tears dripping down my cheeks. slowly looks into the camera like im on The Office but also in Hell).
ALL SERIOUSNESS THO lol I love mas!!! super loads!!! any iteration (like marco/ace or sabo/ace or sabo/marco makes me s O HAPPY OH GOD) But I also rlly still like zolu and I love seein’ Nami and like a n y lady basically oh god it’s so good she’s so Beautiful I love her //my beautiful lesbian daughter 
and I love batfam stuff and I love!!!!!!!! danny phantom/fenton and tucker and sam doin their thing and bein’ bros and kicking butt like they had such a good dynamic in the old cartoons and then sUPERMAN AND BRAINIAC FIVE HAS LED ME DOWN A DARK RABBIT HOLE W O W BRAINY WAS GAY AF 
KORRASAMI MY DARLING BADASS WONDERFUL W O N D E R F U L GIRLS I LOVE KORRA SO MUCH!!!! AND I LOVE KORRA AND BOLIN I FEEL LIKE THEY’RE VERY HERCULES/PEGASUS??? WHERE LIKE SOMETIMES TO SAY HELLO THEY L I T E R A L L Y BUMP HEADS AND BOLIN STARTS LAUGHING AND KORRA’S GRINNING LIKE A DUMBASS. al  SO i didnt even REALISE i fucking SHIPPED THIS but !!!!!!!!! boa hancock and Koala is hOLY FUCK CUTE??? and so is Robin and Koala???????????/ omg?????????????/// and frobin!!!!!!!! the married couple of my heart!!!!!!! 
QP STRAWHATS 4LYFE
COBYLU IS ALSO SUPER CUTE OH BOY IT’S GOT ALL MY FAVOURITE ONE-SIDEY ENEMIES THAT ARE FRIENDS PAIN AESTHETIC WRAPPED UP IN A BEAUTIFUL BOW AND HAND DELIVERED  and
Look Okay I’ll ship a n y t h i n g you put in front of me
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
AUTISTIC CHARAS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!! Like just in general I want more autistic hcs lol I love them??? and I mean in op theyre sooooo good!!!!! Luffy is like!!! poster child man….Poster Child. 
And then i’d love to see more……. like??? in OP there’s not a lot of slow build that doesnt revolve around “oh this chara is attractive” etc. as like. the basis for their interactions??? and it’s killer for the kind of Super Gross fics where “i know you want it” ends up coming up pre frequently/is used as justification for things :T It’s changed!!! recently!!! which is Super Nice I’m so into that, but there are still some that are pretty highly reviewed that are Super Iffy ;n; So like, more relationships built on friendships w/o attractiveness factoring into it (immediately) I guess??? I mean lol my ace ass wouldn’t mind if it Never came in but!!!!! I’ve read some super good fics (like the Lancelot ((Hamilton)) series) that have done it in a relatively subtle / well incorporated way? So idk. Just. More subtly?? I suppose?? Or played off for humour rather than lust? That’s fun I think. 
more mas / polyamoury ofc ///fingerguns
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
As picked by my roommate : This is War by 30secondstoMars!!! 
And………………..like Everyone from FMA : Brotherhood ???? Like Man these Poor Kids 
(on another, more fun note, Roy & Everybody Loves Me will forever be intrinsically linked in my head bc of this perfect amv)
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
I Never Abandon!
Lol nah uhhh I used to be into naruto!!! I wrote a super popular fic (by my bby standards at least, tho now i look back at it, im still like Woah that was Pretty Good Nari) but I got Friends and stopped writing for a while bc i didn’t know how to friend + school + fic at the same time. So I just never went back!! Apart from that tho I don’t think ive….really abandoned any fandoms????
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
LOOK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE I FUCKING L O V E RELATIONSHIPS I LOVE PEOPLE BECOMING FRIENDS AND TRUSTING EACH OTHER AND BECOMING A FAMILY AND I LOVE SEEING OTHERS SLOWLY F A L L LIKE I 
////lies down and clutches at my heart, sobbing quietly
Look it’s Probably MAS bc gOD theyre my DARLINGS but platonic is Zoro+chopper and wHITEBEARD????????/ AND HIS SONS???????/ GOD I LOVE WHITEBEARD??????? WHEN PPL DON’T WRITE WB AS The Best Dad I GET SO SAD??? Whitebeard is so good sobs
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