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mushroomjuice · 1 year

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IM CRYING HELLO??

#why is this genuinely hilarious #caps lock #wheatley #portal 2 #character.ai #mush.txt🧃

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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daisiesandviscaria · 23 days

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no thoughts just kevin being such a little nerd that he went out of his way and convinced riko to be a history major with him

#partially this is in my head because it’s fucking hilarious #but also it lends more importance to kevin’s major #like he genuinely has a passion for something outside of exy #enough that he actually pursued it even though it caused extra work for him that could have been focused on exy #idk this started with me cracking up of riko scourge-of-the-masses-king-of-exy being a fucking history major #but now i’m emotional about 17 year old kevin finding a way to have a life outside of the sport even if he still had riko with him #like he actually wanted something besides exy #idk why this is important to me but it is #all for the game #aftg #tsc #the sunshine court #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court spoilers #kevin day

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #lan wangij #jin ling #LWJ shifting into fight mode was so damn cool. He is always ready to start throwing hands.#It's in a way that befits someone with a bit more bloodlust that his calm demeanor lets on - but nearly always in defense of someone.#What a great synergy with his personal philosophies! see that he is a Genuinely Noble Guy time and time again!#Is is also way more hilarious and unhinged than most people give him credit for? Also yes.#Nothing and no one ever said he did not or would not rip off JGY's hat mid-fight. I think LWJ needs to snatch more wigs LITERALLY.#Yes I'm delaying the part where I have to address the emotional turmoil of Jin Ling stabbing wwx. It gutted me terribly.#What is worse that realizing that someone you respected has done horrible things #than discovering someone who did horrible things being a kind and trustworthy person?#What is more horrifying that realizing other people are extremely complex and cannot be categorized into black and white?#When people hurt us or our loved ones we very much want to make them out to be irredeemable monsters. But they are not.#It is not actually such a terrible fate to just be a person. To be forgiven and forgive is possible. To change is possible.#This lesson is hard. It is something you have to actively challenge yourself to do. Black and white is the innate path to go down.#And its *why* I love Jin Ling so much. He is the character who fights the longest and hardest to challenge social and personal beliefs #He gets a pass for stabbing wwx for being so deliciously conflicted and tormented by it.#And with wrists THAT limp I can't imagine the wound was particularly deep

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aquanutart · 7 months

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#wind waker #loz #zelda #beedle #linktober #link #aquanutart #day 1: merchant #i really liked beedle in the wind waker he just always seemed so genuinely enthusiastic and happy to see you #i thought his compliment card was hilarious. i always bought a lot of bait anyway to complete my sea chart #and because i liked messing around as a bird i guess i'd buy hyoi pears; so i always racked up enough points without really trying #however i wasn't a fan of what they did with his character in games after that. he became pressuring and insincere #i understand why people would find a two-faced salesman character funny or interesting in his own right #but it's the opposite of what i originally liked about him #unfortunately this makes me question whether it was meant that way to begin with?#i don't know but i like to believe wind waker beedle actually meant his enthusiasm #back when ww beedle was the only beedle i always meant to show appreciation for him so i'm doing that now

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fence-time · 2 months

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this year's ides of march...

was on a friday.

friday night stabby stabby is real...

I am going to cry. I hope you know I legit spent a good minute laughing at this omfg,..

#fence posts #friday night stabby #ides of march #sure man #this is genuinely so fucking hilarious to me and idk why #impulsesv #skizzleman

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sarinatendouji · 24 days

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you’re laughing. kaishin got cousin-zoned in the newest detective conan movie and you’re laughing

#ok i know I KNOW this is a mass fandom genocide committed directly via word of god and it’s horrifying #my condolences to the affected families your sacrifices will be remembered etc etc #but i genuinely think this is so hilarious. no cap i’m laughing so hard #sorry that happened but also why would they do this after 30 years. absolutely bonkers move great job everyone #also who cares if they’re cousins i think that should make people ship them harder #dcmk #kaishin

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saggitary · 2 months

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I just realized that Echo and Fives are the only people in the group of 7 that have hair. 😐

Like Kix and Rex are buzz cut but that’s barely anything. Hardcase and Jesse are bald (they pull it off ungodly well). Ahsoka is a literal alien.

Fives and Echo, are the only ones with hair

#I realized this while I was trying to go to sleep last night and cackled #like this is genuinely hilarious to me #idk why but it is #and I felt the need to share #the ties that bind us #sag’s stuff #the clone wars #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #arc trooper jesse #captain rex #clone medic kix #clone trooper hardcase

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chirpsythismorning · 1 year

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The Duffers every time Millie says Stranger Things will end with Mike and El getting married:

#byler #stranger things #like...#was this scene not mocking milkvan?#why have the el stand in wearing a wedding viel?#if not to poke fun at an audience that thinks this is some huge romantic affair #'beautiful performance!!!'#performance...#as in they are acting...#as in it's not genuine/real...#hilarious

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femgirlfriend-moved · 11 months

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why did cecil come to his sisters wedding late and greeted the literal groom like a guest to his own event like instantly micromanaging everything he is so fucking funny god

#i don't know why this is hilarious to me god i genuinely love him so much......#wtnv

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brucie-wayne-official · 3 months

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does your boyfriend superman get along with all of your kids? how was his reaction to first meeting them?

He loves them all. Damian tends to question anyone and everyone in his life but he even likes Kal.

The first time he met them, he was an absolute angel. He met them alll at different times so it woulddn't be as intimidating. Dick loves him. Tim thinks hes interesting. Jason thinks it would be cooler for me to date Wonder Woman, I thnk. But hes only joking.

Maybe you can ask my kids, actually!!!! I can only speak from my own perspective and Im sure they sugarcoat it for me sometimes, so maybe you can find out what they think?

@ohgodtheresanotherone @cassmeifyoucan @caint-see-me @onetruewayne @thegreatflyinggrayson @totallytimtastic @future-mr-darcy what do you think of Superman and I dating?

Oh, and of course our friend @babs-hacks-stuff !!!!

#bruce wayne #bruce wayne rp #brucie babbles #superbat #superman #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #duke thomas #cassandra cain #((ooc: it was then that I realized there were two cass blogs))#((Honestly as long as y'all are comfortable with it I think that's hilarious-- Bruce probably genuinely wouldn't notice right now))#((Bruce *why did my daughter make two blogs*))#((I'm so sorry this happened Idk if I caused this but please be civil to one another))#((You're both Cass in my heart... And Bruce's heart))

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broimbi · 1 year

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After lots of time and reflection, I have this to say: Slovenia was robbed

#i don’t even have a fringe music taste or anything #genuinely don’t understand why ppl didn’t like them #plus he licked the camera that was fucking hilarious #eurovision #eurovison 2023 #slovenia #joker out

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the-jam-to-the-unicorn · 3 months

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Zelenskyy awarded Zaluzhny and Budanov the title Hero of Ukraine

#what a nice moment #with everything that happened in the past its hard to say of its genuine or just show #maybe because Zaluzhny came to his senses and wants to protect ze #maybe as a gesture of good will after causing so much trouble chaos and drama #maybe to make the transition easier #maybe to minimise the outcry #or maybe Zaluzhny still is a good person and just a lot of things went wrong and made some bad decisions #the way he hugged ze was very nice no matter why #also the second hug and how he initiated both #kudos to him for that #also with how much force he hugged him almost lifting him from his feet #budanov was as hilarious as expected #you can see the joy about that honour in his eyes and his eyes only 😄#makes we wonder if Budanov will also go in the near future #or if he just got the award because it was about time #overall a really really really nice moment that was necessary #and with the statements yesterday a good end to a really difficult and problematic situation #they both somehow found that one way out of this mess #if on purpose and willingly from both sites and on good terms or not we'll see in the future #Zaluzhny for sure collected some plus points with this end #for now #lets see what hes going to do now that hes out

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theghostlyunknown · 10 months

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Right so,,,,,,,,,,do they have a name yet or have they just inadvertently named themselves the fucking buttercup trio

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #gtwscar #mumbo jumbo #grian #ghostlywhispers #genuinely haven’t seen a trio name for them yet so I might be wrong #but if they just did this #it’s fucking hilarious #like I want it to be one of those things that ages down the line newer people have no idea why it happened

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levitatingbiscuits · 2 years

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very little is funnier to me than anakin having absolutely no clue that cody hates him, but one thing that scores higher is cody continuing to hate vader for extremely petty reasons after order 66

#i just think it would be hilarious #rex is sweating every time they interact because only he can read cody well enough to know just how much cody loathes him #anakin is one of those ppl who's never heard of subtlety or professionalism so he thinks cody likes him #cody does not like him #idk why this made up dynamic tickles me so much but god it's so good #every time anakin sets foot on cody's ship his blood pressure immediately spikes #one time he was in the medbay while anakin was in there and alarms started BLARING #the medics had to kick him out bc they were genuinely worried he was gonna go into cardiac arrest #during the empire era cody's the only one not scared of vader bc he's just so consumed with petty annoyance by him daring to exist nearby #not even the chip can brainwash that out of him #others: oh lord vader my apologies plsdontkillme #cody: WHY DOES THIS BITCH BREATHE SO LOUDLY. WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE BOTHERED BY THIS. ARE YOU HEARING THIS??

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greektragedybitch · 7 days

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older sibling shit is texting the younger one's headmistress cuz school fucked up

#desiblr #desi tumblr #desi shit posting #desi girl #genuinely why the fuck am i texting a whole ass headmistress to deal with a shitty problem #why am “I” texting her #im so confused #like kya when was i parentified so much #hilarious shit is that its my school so i just have to chill and listen to the authorities trying to sweet talk me #and im like my dear woman I've studied here and dealt with this shit for twelve years #old shit this is old shit and im 'bout to throw hands

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