#which is why he did THIS
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Hi bestie,
4, 8, 12 (I am aware that you have answered this), 16, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36, 40, 44, 47
You’re welcome,
Elliot
“you’re getting every 4th number except 48 #gostupidgocrazy”
i fucking hate u mwah
4: which cryptid being do you believe in?
none of them, but i DO have a deep rooted obsession with mothman that confuses u so that’s funky. i’m also very fond of bigfoot,,,,, do MiB count as cryptids ??? cause they’re fun too
8: how many water bottles are in your room right now?
zero !! i exclusively drink water out of my giant gudetama cup <3
16: can you drive?
yes, both legally and in practice
20: do you say soda or pop?
soda, i’m not midwestern 🤝
24: if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?
i would be pushing you off it (/j). nah i would be blasting music and we would be having an in depth discussion about something really stupid cause that’s just our whole friendship fr
28: do you wear a mask?
yes !
32: do you have a favorite towel?
yes. when i bought said towel and it’s brethren i made my entire family sign a contract to not steal my towels and they do anyway
36: how many times have you changed your url?
once !! never again. (unless i stop posting about newsies which feels…. unlikely.)
40: did you have any snacks today?
currently attempting to microwave my pasta from last night while typing but it’s going poorly. no snacks tho.
44: you get a free pass to kill anyone, who would it be?
you <3 or annoying football boy from my theology class last year.
47: what was the last message you sent?
“i’m gonna shake him up in a pringles can fr i LOVE HIM” to one of my irls about a fictional man i will not disclose at this time HEHEHE
elliot u are the worst i adore u pls step on a lego <333
#never not read the tags#newsies#livesies#elliot ilysm#elliot thoughts make brain go brr#i talk to this man. so goddamn much#this mf knows my brain inside and out#which is why he did THIS#out of spite#fuck u fr#mwah#asks#ask game#chandler the ralbert cult leader
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Thank you, Remderem!
#WALLY SITTING ON THE CLOUD I DID IT AARAAH#Ended up coming out a lil janky but we take the Ls and we post anyway!!!!!!!#and by we I mean just me#Another excuse to draw Wally with a robe on is an excuse I'll take any fucking day#He just looks SO FUCKING COZY!!!!!!#Been doing little Wally doodle studies again and this one was one of the sketches that I decided to finish!#which might be why it looks a bit jank but OH WELL!#welcome home#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home wally#wally darling#WH wally#wally darling fanart#my art
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dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say
#this is not how the interaction played out in the issue btw lol I'm just having a bit of fun#tim drake#dick grayson#batfam#dc#the new titans issue 65#inspi art#I remember being baffled when i read ALPOD and tim broke into dick’s apartment like it was nothing to find out where he’d gone#like where did he learn that? reddit?#I chalked it up to comicbook goofiness and wolfman stretching suspension of disbelief a little to keep the plot moving#which is why it surprised me when they acknowledged it again#and by doing so cemented tim knowing how to pick locks and being used to breaking into apartments as a canon fact(TM)#and so hence forth he would continued to be a little contradictory weirdo who’s both normal and incredibly not normal at the same time
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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babysitting
#stan marsh#kyle broflovksi#sp style#sp stanky#style sp#south park style#stankyle#south park#ike broflovski#stan x kyle#south park fanart#mine#a visual gag that never gets old to me is artists drawing every other character in like their own styles but still having baby ike look#just like he does in the show. it makes me lose it EVERY time. which is why i did this
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redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)
(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#they are truly the most inspiring love story of our generation#though i guess he's not dr. zigvolt since zigvolt is the clan name...#unless he took her name which i absolutely could see. why would you ever not want to be called zigvolt.#this does tie nicely in with my headcanon that sebek's siblings got more of the fae features than he did#and he has a Complex about it#i get the impression that sebek's siblings are much closer in age to each other and also have more of their dad's chill#so sebek is sort of the baby of the family and he's got a Complex about that too#i think a lot about the zigvolt family for characters who have never actually appeared#on the subject of actual canon though#i do actually really appreciate that both sebek and silver each had a little moment of reassuring each other#that this is 400 years ago and also incredibly unfortunate circumstances#and present-day reality lilia and baul love them very much#(i do think sebek is secretly baul's favorite grandkid)#it was just nice to see! especially from sebek! he is sometimes a very thoughtful boy and it's always nice to see that side of him#sebek trying SO hard to get baul to like him though 😭#and lilia being like 'aw i think you're getting kind of fond of him :)'#i love. Characters.
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bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*
jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#red hood#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#bruce thomas wayne#jason todd#jason peter todd#jason was never the angry robin#yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason#if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too#what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you?#bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect)#most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did#so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences#the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked#the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long
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commission for @sparklefurever thank you so much again!!
#sparkledog#wolf#emo#2023#11/11/2023#my art#my fav fact about this drawing is when i showed this to my friends the both went. that looks like a guy from our class#which is why i went to their uni. i did see the guy. he literally DOES look like that#1k
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i have so much band!au content in the pipeline my brain is Rotting but enjoy these two for now
jjk band!au
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuuji#ryoumen sukuna#sukuna#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk band!au#every time i dress sukuna i stray further from gods light. what is that. what did i do why did i do that.#the pants...the mullet mohawk..the tanktop that might as well be Off...am i cooking or committing a cardinal sin who can say#i realized that i probably couldnt give him rings bc the priss wouldnt want to scuff his guitar#which goes directly against my religion that says that any modern au sukuna has to b iced up#that being said the bracelets r probably pushing it but he needed /something/ so he can deal.#but oh my god the guitars like dont get me wrong im thrilled w how they turned out but god i wished for death#looks around accusingly whose idea was this >:c (me it was mine)#anyway i am feeding myself on this au this will not be the last u see of it :)#HARD pivot from emo yoi content oops
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Dc x Dp Prompt #2
Danny loved his life. After his reveal to Jack and Maddie as a half ghost went right, everything started falling into place.
Vlad stopped his insane schemes once his parents were set loose on him. Sure he’s still mayor but he funds the town, keeps them protected from unwanted visitors, and is no longer trying to kidnap/adopt/clone Danny anymore.
Speaking of clones, Ellie was officially adopted into the family. She didn’t live with them full time with her obsession being freedom, but at least she has a home to return to now.
Dan was also adopted into the family. He is still on probation but turns out having their adopted family again (and as many ghost fruits as he wants) helped ease the rage. That’s not to mention Dan’s and Skulker’s bi-weekly figh- errr meetups.
Well at least there’s been no property destruction since he’s been crowned. After he and his rogues began scheduling their own meetups, his grades started going up again. So while he may never become an astronaut like he always dreamed of, he could still go up to space and see the stars whenever he wanted to.
Sure, being king wasn’t exactly what he wanted in life (or death) but he could protect his ghosts and liminals better this way. And considering his entire town is either ghost or liminal, it was just easier to protect them from the GIW and the government in general with a crown on his head.
Besides being king isn’t all bad either. He’s rich now meaning they won’t be racked up in college debt, he has cool artifacts that were gifted to the ghost king over the millennia that were left untouched but he’s not about to return them (they were gifts to the ghost king, practically funeral gifts like flowers but more rare and expensive), and he has crazy powerful Ancients as friends/family/mentors/protectors. He’s still a baby in ghost years and a minor in human years so he’s not expected to do much either way.
Life was going great, especially after Amity Park adopted ghost etiquette and ecto-infused food and beverages.
So why the Ancients are the Justice League of all people standing outside his front door with the Batman looking thoroughly freaked out the moment he opened the door? He hasn’t said anything yet either!! Stupid fucking government heroes.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#adopted danny fenton#ghost king danny phantom#JL discovered Amity too late#they finally went to investigate only to find an entire town of metas#and a whole bunch of ghosts living together#as if this were some my little pony friendship is magic bullshit#and why the hell are everyone’s eyes glowing?!#they think Danny’s a clone when they first see him#but the tests say otherwise#danny fenton is a twin#but you get to choose which member of the batfam is his twin#did he fake his death? run away? kidnapped as a baby?#Bruce is horrified he has not just one other child but three#and neither of them want anything to do with him#because of frootloops??#Danny Dani and Dan are a trio#add Jazz in and they’re a whole package#you either get all of them or none of them#they just got one billionaire to back off they do not need another
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Out of Earshot
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Hmm.... It's almost like something happened that we don't know about......
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Finally able to post this! Gonna say straight out the bat; don't look at the consistency of injuries before this point. Just straight up don't. They are NOT consistent at all (but then again this comic was never consistent art wise to begin with, so....)
The turtles have eye colors now! Cause I thought that was cool :)
Bonus:
They did not, in fact, tell April or Cass about the whole "Leo may be turning into a kraang zombie" situation.
#rottmnt#scrolls art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#kraang!leo au#kraang!leo#rottmnt art#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt comic#rottmnt raph#in which brain and braws have a talk#god Raph FOUGHT me in that overhead panel#he did not want to be put in perspective#also why did noone tell me subway carts are somewhat hard to draw#but oh well. i persisted#Also ayyy! my art style changed again.#this will probably be a reoccurring thing#be prepared#haha donnie looks mad. i hope that's not a front of any kind to hide just how scared he is
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elia martell character of all time because she was playing the game of thrones AND WINNING — survived aerys, set up an alternate court on dragonstone, universally beloved even by most of robert’s anti-targ regime, was probably at least angling to get rid of aerys — but the literal song of ice and fire was being written around her and well. you can’t outrun your inevitable doom.
like. that’s elia’s tragedy, and what makes me so insane about her. she was in the wrong story. she was playing the game of court politics but ended up yoked to 300 years of targaryen collapse and dynastic rot instead. there’s nothing i love more than characters doing their best with the pieces they can see on the board, while the fact slowly dawns on them that the board is in the process of being swallowed by an eldritch monster.
#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#elia martell#this is why elia & rhaegar as a marriage is so compelling to me#they’re playing the complete opposite games#esp if you think they liked each other enough to make it work#which it seems like they did#but the dissonance must’ve been a gaping hole in their marriage#just generally — she comes from one of the few decently affectionate and healthy families#he comes from the horror show that is aerys’ nuclear family#and they have vastly different priorities#i wonder when the penny dropped for her#because i think she was certainly extremely sharp#how early she realised the depth of the shit she was in#and how late she realised it was inescapable
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Ayo I’m probably a little late on this but why are the variant covers for Robins so fucking horny
Like what the fuck is this shit
Especially the Nightwing one it’s basically softcore porn
#they did tone it done for the ones with Damian because he’s a child#which is why I didn’t include them#also this isn’t me complaining#I was just surprised when I opened the robin comic I got for my birthday and saw a man spread out in tiny black shorts covered in sweat#robins#robin#dc robin#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#red robin#tim drake#spoiler#dc spoiler#steph brown#stephanie brown#but yeah definitely not complaining
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i think it's fascinating how crowley has never ever actually forced or even pressured aziraphale into anything.. like he knows exactly which buttons to push and how to well. tempt him but he's always playing a very careful game, knowing full well how far he's allowed to go and how far aziraphale wants to go. vs the entire confession scene where their whole dance goes out the window and he begs and pleads and kisses him because he's given up on the slow and safe games and it's all so desperate and uncalculated and human
#like that's why i spent years convinced that if they ever did kiss (which I didn't for a second believe they would)#az would have to be the one to initiate it coz c would never dare to make such a massive leap like that#i underestimated just how sad and tired and desperate he is fr :-((((((#good omens#gomens#go meta#crowzira#crowley x aziraphale#good omens 2
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incorrect mario quotes
#super mario#bowuigi#futurama#Luigi#bowser#my art#Nintendo#when i was a kid i used to read these interviews on Lemmys Land by this guy Dark Koopa#and he would always put futurama references in#and i understood them because my parents let me watch futurama when i was like 8 yrs old#this also was good practice for drawing bowser from different angles which is difficult for me#anyway where am i what am i doing why did i draw this
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