Doyoung: You are raising criminals.
Taeyong: They aren't criminals.
Doyoung: Who here has committed arson?
Renjun, Yangyang, Haechan, Yuta, Hendery & Chenle: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Who here has sold drugs?
Johnny, Jaehyun, Yuta, Hendery, Chenle, Jisung, Haechan, Yangyang, & Winwin: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Prostitution.
Yuta, Ten, Jungwoo, Taeyong, & Xiaojun: *raises hands*
Winwin: I didn't realize that's what the blind date Ten set me up on was.
Xiaojun: Why'd you keep doing it after you found out?
Winwin: That is none of your business.
Doyoung: Money laundering?
Chenle, Kun & Winwin: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Tax evasion?
Kun: That company went under so it doesn't count.
Doyoung: Attempted murder?
Renjun, Haechan, Yuta and Yangyang: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Murder?
Renjun: I was acquitted of those charges!
Haechan: They never found proper evidence against me!
Yuta & Chenle: *slowly raises hands*
Doyoung: You were saying?
Taeyong: They have their reasons and did nothing wrong.
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hii! can you make wayv possessive texts pls? i have seen the yangyang ones and i have thought about how the others would be (sorry if it is not well written, english is not my first language) 🫶🏻
OFCC AND DW, IRS NOT MINE EITHER BUE UR ENGLUSH IS GREAT!! HOPE U LIKE IR MWAH
wayv possessive texts !
pairing: bf!wayv x gn!reader
genre: idk..
warnings: stalking (?) idk but hendery followed y/n around
reqs r open !
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yangyang: what's a synonym?
ten: it's two words or phrases, that mean the same thing
yangyang: can you give me an example?
ten: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
kun: great! now the english language is canceled!
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Hendery: Hello friends.
Wayv:
Hendery: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.
Yangyang: *kicks roll of duct tape under the sofa while whistling*
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NCT Enlistment Series: Jeno
NCT Enlistment Masterlist
Jeno: Listen up guys! This is my assigned week to lead the group while Taeyong Hyung is enlisted. I’m only gonna say this once: Please do not make this harder than it has to be.
Hendery:*laying across the table* Hi, my name is Hendery. I don’t believe we’ve met.
Jisung: I can’t believe we’re the new adults for real… I still drink carpi suns. By the way-- we're out of cari suns Jeno. If you do not buy me more, I will have an unholy fit.
Yuta: Jeno, you need to stop stressing and just be a hot girl having fun. I know a place.
Ten: He’s right. It’s not that deep. Until it is. But that's what safe words are for, amiright? *high fives Yuta*
Doyoung: Everyone shut the fuck up and let him talk! I want to hear his stupid plan to keep half of you alive.
Haechan: You shut up Doyoung! This isn’t your week to lead us. Wait your turn to be ignored and blatantly disobeyed.
*all of the members bickering*
*Jeno pulls out a suitcase hidden beneath the table, slowly backing away towards the door*
Renjun: Guys look! He’s trying to escape being held legally responsible for us! Grab him!
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Taeyong, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Mark.
Mark: How did you do that without turning around?
Taeyong: ... To be perfectly honest, the first twenty people I did that to were not you.
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Doyoung: Where are all of your shirts?
Taeyong: We took them off.
Doyoung: Why?
Ten: Why wouldn't we?
Taeyong: It was hot.
Jaehyun: I felt like it.
Johnny: I haven't worn a shirt in ten years.
Yuta: Fresh nipple piercings, they need to breathe.
Jeno: It was uncomfortable.
Yangyang: Some girls just walked by.
Xiaojun: I spilled ketchup.
Jungwoo: me nakey.
Hendery: me also nakey.
Jaemin: Me nakey too.
Doyoung: We are in the middle of a grocery store.
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