yangyang: what's a synonym?
ten: it's two words or phrases, that mean the same thing
yangyang: can you give me an example?
ten: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
kun: great! now the english language is canceled!
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Hendery: Hello friends.
Wayv:
Hendery: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.
Yangyang: *kicks roll of duct tape under the sofa while whistling*
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Hendery: man I love eating crabs. The way you have to destroy their hard shell, hurt yourself in the process only to get the tiny amount of sweet meat this once-living-treasure-box had?? It brings me back to the core of my wild animal self.
Kun: I don't think I have ever felt so disturbed in my life.
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Ten: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and hell talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.
Ten: *hangs up* Anyways, you said Yangyang is enjoying finger painting? That's great!
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Doyoung: You are raising criminals.
Taeyong: They aren't criminals.
Doyoung: Who here has committed arson?
Renjun, Yangyang, Haechan, Yuta, Hendery & Chenle: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Who here has sold drugs?
Johnny, Jaehyun, Yuta, Hendery, Chenle, Jisung, Haechan, Yangyang, & Winwin: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Prostitution.
Yuta, Ten, Jungwoo, Taeyong, & Xiaojun: *raises hands*
Winwin: I didn't realize that's what the blind date Ten set me up on was.
Xiaojun: Why'd you keep doing it after you found out?
Winwin: That is none of your business.
Doyoung: Money laundering?
Chenle, Kun & Winwin: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Tax evasion?
Kun: That company went under so it doesn't count.
Doyoung: Attempted murder?
Renjun, Haechan, Yuta and Yangyang: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Murder?
Renjun: I was acquitted of those charges!
Haechan: They never found proper evidence against me!
Yuta & Chenle: *slowly raises hands*
Doyoung: You were saying?
Taeyong: They have their reasons and did nothing wrong.
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Xiaojun: You have £4000, Hendery needs £2000 and Yangyang needs £1000. How much money do you have left?
Winwin: £4000 and 2 unread messages.
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Winwin: I once saw Xiaojun smash an entire bag of cheetos to dust only so he could lick it off his fingers
Xiaojun: the forbidden dip lolly
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hii! can you make wayv possessive texts pls? i have seen the yangyang ones and i have thought about how the others would be (sorry if it is not well written, english is not my first language) 🫶🏻
OFCC AND DW, IRS NOT MINE EITHER BUE UR ENGLUSH IS GREAT!! HOPE U LIKE IR MWAH
wayv possessive texts !
pairing: bf!wayv x gn!reader
genre: idk..
warnings: stalking (?) idk but hendery followed y/n around
reqs r open !
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