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00127am · 1 month
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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood
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🧾 © 00127am 2O24
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what-if-nct · 3 months
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Kun: You filed for child support?!
Ten: It's not fair you buy Winwin and Xiaojun everything what about Yangyang and Hendery.
Kun: First of all, all Hendery asks for is a single potato once in a while.
Hendery: I like to caress the potato.
Kun: We don't talk about what you do with the potato. But I give all the kids whatever they ask for. I'm not giving you money.
Ten: You bought Xiaojun new shoes and all you got Yangyang was a bag of chips.
Yangyang: They were family size, ruffled ketchup flavored chips imported from Canada. Best christmas present I got.
Kun: They like simpler things. They'd be happy with bubble wrap and an empty box.
Hendery: Ooh can we have bubble wrap?
Yangyang: And a box Louis took over our other one.
Kun: Sure of course. Meanwhile Prince Xiaojun refuses to drink water that isn't sparkling and comes in a glass bottle and he wanted a cartier bracelet for Christmas.
Xiaojun: It's what I deserve.
Kun: And Winwin is currently on a nine month cruise that I paid for with a middle age woman named Chantal. If you care so much you buy them fancy things.
Ten: No, they get peanut butter and syrup on everything. Nevermind I'll tell the lawyer not to go through with it.
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full-hd-sun · 10 months
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yangyang: what's a synonym?
ten: it's two words or phrases, that mean the same thing
yangyang: can you give me an example?
ten: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
kun: great! now the english language is canceled!
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koqlakyu · 2 years
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WayV Incorrect quotes
yangyang: i cut my finger and it's bleeding
kun: just put pressure on it
yangyang, to his finger: if you don't get a job your family will disown you
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smolsicheng · 1 year
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Kun: I'm Yangyang's emergency contact.
Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?
Kun: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
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kazuha-pista-badam · 2 years
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yangyang: goodnight moon.
yangyang: goodnight tree.
yangyang: goodnight ghosts that only i can see.
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ki3ntot · 1 year
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Ten: I'm trash for you
Johnny: then maybe I should take you out sometime.
Kun: */long sigh
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neosexual · 2 years
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kun: keep an eye on him
ten: oh gosh no i can barely glance at him
ten: *looks at yangyang
yangyang: *dancing with the tube man in a Barney costume
ten, shivers: oh creepy
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diorjeonghan · 2 years
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*Taeyong being invited to a party*
Host: I didn't say you could bring anyone, who the hell are they-
Taeyong: You act like I wanted to bring them, they follow me everywhere I go
Hendery: do we introduce ourselfes?
Taeyong: I'm not gonna have the 22 of u introduce yourselves, go find something to do
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bunnypig18 · 3 months
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NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)
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meowmk · 1 month
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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)
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what-if-nct · 6 months
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Jaehyun: Has anyone else thought about fucking a donut or just stacking a few on it.
Doyoung: Jaehyun some thoughts are not meant to be spoken where people can hear them.
Yuta: Thought about it? I've done it.
Jungwoo: Me too and had someone eat it off of it.
Taeyong: Or eat it off yourself.
Ten: It's a fun kind of late night snack.
Doyoung: Why do you all lack morals And decorum.
Johnny: They're water signs.
Doyoung: So is Winwin and he isn't like this.
Winwin: Not in public at least.
Doyoung: What?
Winwin: Nothing.
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full-hd-sun · 7 months
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ten: does anyone have anything to eat?
johnny: i mean... i"m always a snack
ten: i"m hungry, johnny, not horny
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koqlakyu · 2 years
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NCT Incorrect quotes
hendery: what's taeyong's last name?
xiaojun: track
hendery: oh thanks
kun: who's gonna tell them
winwin: don't tell them
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hugs2doie · 11 months
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hii! can you make wayv possessive texts pls? i have seen the yangyang ones and i have thought about how the others would be (sorry if it is not well written, english is not my first language) 🫶🏻
OFCC AND DW, IRS NOT MINE EITHER BUE UR ENGLUSH IS GREAT!! HOPE U LIKE IR MWAH
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wayv possessive texts !
pairing: bf!wayv x gn!reader
genre: idk..
warnings: stalking (?) idk but hendery followed y/n around
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reqs r open !
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cumyongie · 1 year
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Renjun: I'm going to play a new drinking game. Every time I feel depressed, I take a sip.
Chenle: That game exists. It's called "alcoholism".
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