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httpkiiimjw · 1 year

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Doyoung: I'm way too hot right now. Why is the sun beating down on me like this?

Taeyong: Don't worry Doyoung! My love will protect you!

Doyoung: How the fuck is that going to help? That will make everything worse!

Jungwoo*jokingly*: Don't worry Doyoung! My love will protect you!

Doyoung: Thank you, I love you too!

Taeyong: ACCEPT MY LOVE.

#nct #nct 127 #incorrect quotes #doyoung #jungwoo #taeyong #nct dotae #dotae #nctzen #Dowoo #jungtae #nct127 #nct ships

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httpkiiimjw · 1 year

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httpkiiimjw · 1 year

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Jungwoo: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Doyoung: You would eat yourself? Jungwoo: I wouldn’t even question it.

#incorrect quotes #nct 127 #incorrect nct #doyoung #kim jungwoo #jungwoo #kim doyoung #nct #nct incorrect quotes #nct dream #nct 127 ships

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httpkiiimjw · 1 year

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Taeyong, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Mark. Mark: How did you do that without turning around? Taeyong: ... To be perfectly honest, the first twenty people I did that to were not you.

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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NCT 127 in a GC

YUTA: Hey!

MARK: OHIO UTAH-SAN!

YUTA: Wtf? “Ohio” “Utah”?!?

HAECHAN: Konichiwashington you tah

YUTA:…Hi ?

JOHNNY: Yo toe is so hawaii desu when he is confused.

*Yuta leaves the gc*

#Nct 127 #127 #nct #johnny #yuta #mark #haechan #markhyuck #yumark #yuhyuck #johnyu #johnchan #taeyong #taeil #doyoung #jungwoo #jaehyun

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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RENJUN: You aren’t worthless!

HAECHAN: AHHH! Renjun, I knew you lov-

RENJUN: Organs can cost a pretty penny on the black market

HAECHAN:

RENJUN smiling : One day you’ll make everyone proud.

#incorrect nct #nct dream #nct dream ships #nct renjun #renjun #huang renjun #nct haechan #haechan #donghyuck #lee donghyuck #renhyuck #mark lee #jisung park #lee jeno #zhong chenle #na jaemin

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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GAEUL:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. LEESEO: What if it bites me and I die? GAEUL: Then you’re poisonous. Leeseo, learn to listen. LIZ: What if it bites itself and I die? WONYOUNG: That’s voodoo REI: What if it bites me and someone else dies? YUJIN: That’s correlation. WONYOUNG: What if we bite each other and nobody dies? REI: Thats kinky. GAEUL: Oh my god, where is this conversation going?

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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MARK: Yuta you are my very best friend. I would do anything for you! YUTA: Hm...Eat three meals a day and get eight-plus hours of sleep? MARK: Okay...I lied because that won't happen.

#yumark #nct 127 #nct #nct incorrect #nct incorrect quotes #yuta #mark #mark lee #yuta nakamoto

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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JAEMIN: In your opinion what is the height of stupidity?

CHENLE turns to look at JISUNG: How tall are you?

#nct dream #nct #jaemin #chenle #jisung #park jisung #zhong chenle #na jaemin #maknae line #nct memes #nct incorrect texts #nct incorrect

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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JEONGHAN: Sorry for interrupting you please repeat what you were going to say.

S.COUPS: No problem Jeonghan, I was just saying before I was-

JEONGHAN: Before what?

S.COUPS: Before I was a-

JEONGHAN: A what?

S.COUPS: Would you just-

JEONGHAN: Just let you finish your sentence?

S.COUPS: Cut me off one more ti-

JEONGHAN: Sorry it won't happen again.

S.COUPS: Thank yo-

JEONGHAN: No problem.

S.COUPS turning red with anger:

Joshua, quietly: Jeonghan, you should probably stop now...

#incorrect quotes #seventeen #svt #svt jeonghan #svt scoups #svt joshua #scoups #jeonghan #joshua #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt #CheolShu #jeongcheol #jihan #seventeen incorrect quotes

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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TAEIL: What are you five?

JOHNNY(Trying to not laugh): Yeah, five heads taller than you.

TAEIL:....

JOHNNY: It...It was a joke.

TAEIL (Being held back by Taeyong): You are SUCH a comedian.

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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HAN: So I heard you like cats?

LEE KNOW: Yes, I love cats. I have three of them their names are Soo-... Jisung what are you doing?

HAN about to knock a cup off the table: Uh-

#incorrect quotes #straykids jisung #straykids #lee know #han jisung #jisung #jyp skz #lee know skz #han skz #skz incorrect quotes #cat #soonie #doongie #dorie #minsung #han lee know #stray kids meme

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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SOOBIN: What is your favorite horror movie?

YEONJUN: Us

BEOMGYU: The invitation

TAEHYUN: V/H/S

HUENING KAI: High school Musical. I watched it in middle school and was so scared of high school because I didn't know any songs. So I learned as many songs as I could. But when I got to school nobody was signing or dancing. It is a psychological horror movie!

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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HAN: I think Hyunjin was right.

SEUNGMIN: I am surprised he hasn't come here and said "I told you so"!

BANG CHAN: He wouldn't do that...

HYUNJIN: Thank you, Chan! For once you're correct! I would never say that.

HYUNJIN: *Turns around to leave revealing the back of his shirt that says "Hyunjin is correct!"

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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JENO: Wow it is incredibly dark in here!

JAEMIN: Don't worry I got this!

JAEMIN: *Aggressively stomps feet causing sketchers to light up*

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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YANGYANG: On a scale from "damn daniel" to "fre sha vaca do" ho are you feeling?

HENDERY: It's between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothes hanger". How about you Lucas?

LUCAS: Probably "road work ahead", and you Xiaojun?

XIAOJUN: "My teeth itch" but other than that it is a good day! How about you Winwin?

WINWIN: *Turns to look at Ten and Kun with a confused face*

TEN: Sorry Winwin.. I speak a lot of languages but whatever this is..is not one of them.

Kun: *Frantically typing on his phone trying to google the phrases*

#Wayv #Kun #Qian kun #QianKun #kun qian #ten nct #luacs #lucas wong #hendery #wayv hendery #winwin #dong sicheng #xiaojun #xiao dejun #yangyang #liu yangyang #incorrect quotes #incorrect nct #wayv winwin

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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INTERVIEWER:Hello! Welcome to the show I am your host...and you guys are... TAEIL: Tired. MARK: Overworked. JAEHYUN:Single DOYOUNG: Hungry. HAECHAN: The best group! JUNGWOO: Gay. JOHNNY: I am good thanks for asking! TAEYONG: *Losing his shit* HE WASN'T ASKING FOR PERSONAL DETAILS! ALL(-TY):OH! ALL: We are NCT 127!

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