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peacesmovingcabaret · 7 months

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Grepre Fandom, where y’all at?!!!!

#great pretender #grepre #makoto edamura #laurent thierry #abigail jones #Cynthia moore #wake up bitches!!!!

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alibrick1 · 2 years

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#it’s been 84 years #😭😭😭😭#katekyo hitman reborn!#wake up bitches!!!!

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financeprincess · 5 months

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Get over the shame and the lack of confidence and the fear of failure and the imposter syndrome. Nobody cares. Some people are cruel and mean and love to watch others fail. So what? Do you really want to prove them right? Get the fuck up, we’re chasing our dreams like our lives depend on it because, in case you forgot, they do.

#wake up girlies it’s time to get this bread #and the man and the home and the car and the lifestyle too bitch

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rotruff · 2 months

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oughhh ..... waking up in the middle of the night or just a little too early and your f/o groggily tugging you back into place with some little half-coherent words of encouragement. call them selfish, but they'll take the label with no complaint if it means they get to have you lie down at their side just a while longer. the tired little motions they go through to try and make sure that you're able to fall back asleep before they let themself do the same, whether that be tracing shapes along your skin in gentle little gestures or even humming, they're putting the effort in even though sleep might be clinging onto them like a 2 ton weight.

#self ship #self shipping #self ship community #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #self ship imagine #f/o prompts #romantic f/o #selfship #selfship community #selfshipping #self shipping community #ok thats enough actual tags . now i am going to ramble #thought of be/nny doing this bc i kept waking up last night and consistently kept rolling back over to go back to sleep #me when a bad bitch tells me to do something /q

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bladders-gate-three · 8 months

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LISTEN

So in act 3 of BG3 you get access to the Helldusk armor, right? Like you take the breastplate off of Raphael, and yoink the helmet and gloves from elsewhere in his house…

BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?!?

TURNS OUT THEY’RE IN THIS CHEST…. At the Foot of Enver Gortash’s stinky little bed!!!

This little shit spent all his time around Raphael, who clearly has control issues; the only thing he took with him were the shoes to a perfect set of armor.

Because armor with mismatched shoes looks dumb.

IMAGINE BEING RAPHAEL thinking: that little shit stole my amazing boots. And you think; he’s probably wearing them right now.

and then

AND THEN YOU SEE HIM WEARING THESE

THE AUDACITY.

Also his parents were cobblers and he now has the world’s ugliest shoes, but keeps some of the best greaves ever made in his toy chest. Double whammy.

#enver gortash #gort #gortash #bg3 #Wake up the new woobie jerkass lore just dropped #those are SPITE boots that he’s wearing #I don’t need your stupid shoes raphael #I made my own and they’re hideous #haha your shoes are in my closet and I never look at them WHAT A WASTE #Baldurs Gate 3 is full of that bitch energy #Smug Jackboots #Enver flymm

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space--daemon · 1 year

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fifth-absorbs-the-ninth!au from abigail's perspective as she slowly realises that a) the ninth is being run by half a dozen pensioners and a traumatised preteen; b) the only other preteen on the planet is apparently both their indentured servant (bad) and the first preteen's emotional support chew toy (bad??); c) the cavalier primary is a great poet and a terrible cavalier (sidenote: abigail would fucking LOVE ortus did you sEE her husband??!?!); d) this place is haunted as FUCK including by a vengeful milf; and e) these children need a parent ASAP

cut to abi and magnus trying to surreptitiously adopt the two most feral children they've ever seen without spooking them and also ortus

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suchawrathfullamb · 6 months

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"will and hannibal would never be domestic!!" get your agenda head out of your ass and watch the show properly. they literally cooked a person together as if they were just having a casual cute little cooking date.

#slice the ginger bitch #hannibal would eat you #plus the chicken soup #plus will hallucinating them all dressed up having dinner pls PLS wake up and smell the domesticity #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

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mayasaura · 9 months

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HANG ON. WAKE WAS SNEAKING AROUND INSIDE HARROW'S HEAD FOR NINE FUCKING MONTHS.

Throw another one into the mix permeating Harrow's soul lads. This little witch can fit so many subliminal influences into her

#if Palamedes picked up smoking after a few weeks/seconds in Ianthe's mind palace how much exchange happens in a few months?#what bits of herself did Wake leave behind in Harrow?#Harrow has always been a stubborn vicious little bitch with a mean streak a mile wide and a deep fanatical devotion to her raison d'etre #and personal trauma surrounding childbirth and reproduction and a tendency to inspire loyalty and devotion #which is all pretty much everything we know about Wake #would we even be able to TELL?#the locked tomb #ntn spoilers #the unwanted guest #tug spoilers #commander wake #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nonagesimus

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purplew · 2 months

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flat earther zuko and rocket scientist sokka

#zukka #like zuko would do it just to be a bitch #and hes so valid for that #sokka would not get the irony #and hed still marry this man #and like 20yrs after theyre married #he wakes up in a cold sweat n is like #hONEY DO YOU STILL BELIEVE THE earth IS FLAT #n zuko just goes back to sleep #sokka x zuko #atla

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nedlittle · 2 years

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every single explanation for why mikey wasn't decrepit but was covered in blood is insane like

he's a vampire and is draining the other three of youth

it was for his own safety. if he went on stage in all his 2005 scene queen half of jersey all of warped tour glory the seismic shockwave of two dozen nostalgia bait emo bandman dissolving their marriages for a chance with that sopping wet twink would have levelled nevada

bad ending where instead of the band breaking up and mikey getting help they drag the band's shambling corpse around until mikey dies young. pulling back the curtains on how unhappy and unhealthy they all were during the era that wwwyf is trying to capitalize off. you want us to keeping going back to 2005 for the sake of your nostalgia? okay mikey's fucking dead now (makes me unbelievably upset to consider but exactly the kind of shit they'd pull)

he died in normandy

#respect the troops but only for mikey in the ghost of you video. not even the rest of them. did THEY die in wwii? NO #lol at the people unfollowing me for mcrposting. lmao even #anyway waking up to all this was a trip i haven't stopped laughing #mcr #this is a pointless text post #that being said he should have put the glasses back on. where's the representation for bitches who can't fucking see. i know he got lasik #michael. michael i am in your brain. you want to buy a pair of pharmacy soccer mom reading glasses. you want to wear them onstage #greatest (s)hits

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carpetbug · 2 months

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darling duusu my beloved

#carpetbug art #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous fanart #kwami #duusu #ml duusu #kwami duusu #babe wake up new carpetbug kwami just dropped #the motherest to ever mother #even tho their design is based off a male peacock #i am having the worst burnout for literally everything in my life so i’m very sorry for so little things to share #la llorona is almost ready to be out and i’m still plugging away at my different aus #i’m just. a last quarter senior. and the senioritis is killing me #ml feline blue au #ml fbau #also why do liiri and orikko both have beaks and this bitch dont. what’s up with that

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sodamnbored · 2 years

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Jason groaning, over an Iris message: Go to sleep. I am an honours student that needs SLEEP.

Nico, insistently: And I am a troubled youth who needs GUIDANCE.

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ganondoodle · 8 months

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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

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dustykneed · 5 months

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very important question for all of the trek fandom ‼️(lol)

#star trek #star trek tos #tos #star trek aos #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #mcspirk #triumvirate #star trek meme #personally im a bones #who wouldnt want to wake up absolutely cradled in pillows #heaven on earth imo #one of mine ripped real bad so i had to throw it away and literally two weeks later i woke up in the morning and immediately #bruised half my ass by violently acquainting my pelvic girdle with the windowsill #hurt like a fuckin bitch #which is why more pillows is always correct

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nelkcats · 1 year

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It had been a long time since Amity Park had ceased to exist, the bustling Midwestern town being deserted in favor of newer, better-organized towns. Of course there were some houses and old people, but it was not what it had been in the past.

The portal had long since closed, the Fenton's structure as a museum to eccentric inventors of the past, but most importantly, in the town cemetery there was a well-tended grave surrendered by flowers and a carved stone ghost. This grave was engraved as "Daniel James Fenton beloved son, friend and brother, protector even in death", right in front of that grave, as if they shared the same space, there was another one that said "Phantom, long lost hero, give yourself a rest kiddo"

This would not have been important in any other situation, but it was relevant when Darkseid changed his trajectory, landed in the old town and began his attack immediately.

Although evacuating the civilians was somewhat difficult, no one expected the battle to turn around when Darkseid stopped at the Amity Park Cemetery, destroying the tombstone of "Daniel James Fenton" and "Phantom", at the same time, Darkseid couldn't care less about disrespecting the death; at that very moment the tomb began to glow a radioactive green and an angry ghost raised from his interrupted rest to destroy the threat that dared to set foot on his resting places.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #Angry danny fenton #He was SLEEPING #WHY DID THIS BITCH WAKE HIM UP #darkseid #justice league #justice league dark #immortal danny #Danny lives in the Infinite Realms #but likes sleeping in his tomb #Until some random just disrespect BOTH of his graves #He is gonna punch this guy #ghost king danny

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lokiusly · 4 months

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Mobius wake up sis, you have to be hit on by Wade Wilson in the new Deadpool movie

#WAKE UP BITCH #lokius #mobius #loki season 2 #loki show #loki x mobius #loki spoilers #mobius m mobius #mcu loki #loki laufeyson #loki #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool #wade wilson

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