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batkids high headcanons

CW: weed (duh), characters being high (also duh), slightly platonic yandere, and infantilization

Dick: absolute cuddle monster, he will grab which ever sibling is closest and hold on like an octopus, if the need to get something from the other room he will simply carry them there so they can get it. need to go to the bathroom? it will take 15 minuets minimum to convince him to let you go. some siblings will hit him for clinging but it doesn't stop him at all. he just loves you guys so much, and he will tell you this constantly. super affectionate, will kiss the top of your head, you cheeks, your forehead ect. some of the others with try and stab him for this others will give up and let him. will be the one to buy all of the snacks before the sesh. makes sure to get all the ones he know you like best.

Jason: anger issues? what anger issues? super chill and the most relaxed you've seen him. he will find you and will carry you around on his hip, he talks to you like your a child (only you not any of the other siblings) he has a firm hold on you so the only way you're getting down is if one of the other siblings manages to convince him. however he is super comfy and you might fall asleep. if this happens you will be cooed at and many pics will be taken (however that would happen no matter what you did so). tries super hard to make you laugh but keeps cutting himself off by laughing at his own jokes. totally makes his own edibles. will go along with almost any silly antic you get up to, the best at playing along with the bit.

Tim: becomes super quiet and doesn't make many expressions, observes the others for the most part. then out of nowhere he will say the most philosophical shit that makes no sense to anyone but him and he refuses to elaborate. one of the only times he will fall asleep willingly. he will also hug like an octopus but only to you, you can push him off much easier but less than half of a minuet later he's hugging you again. will randomly start petting your hair when hugging you. takes lots of pics of you, if you ask why he just says he's documenting important things. he will use the particularly good/cute ones as ransom to the other siblings (ex. "if you do [insert thing] for me ill give you this pic of (y/n) high [doing cute thing]" and it always works)

Steph: becomes an absolute comedian, constantly cracking jokes and finds the funniest videos to watch. smiles and laughs at everything. tends to fall asleep before everyone else tho (except Duke but more on that later) finds the most random things funny, one time you found her laughing her ass off at an egg just sitting on the counter in the kitchen. will bat at things like a cat, like hoodie strings or someone's hair (most likely belonging to Tim or Cass). defo the biggest stoner out of the whole group (followed by probably Jason). always has a bag of chips on her, no one knows where she keeps them she just pulls them out of nowhere to start snacking.

Cass: Cass has never been drunk or high or any form of intoxicated, and she plans to keep it that way. she likes being in total control of herself all of the time. she does however like to hangout with you guys while you are high, she thinks its very funny and she takes photos and records things to use as blackmail or to trade. stays silent in the corner the whole time just watching you guys be idiots, if she sees you're starting to get stressed/have a bad time she will instantly be by your side and knows exactly how to comfort you. she makes sure you guys always have enough water, before you even ask there's a water bottle right next to you. (depending on just how high you are it ranges from a glass of water to straight up a sippy cup)

Duke: doesn't really get high often but will hang out with you like Cass, he however talks to you guys more than just observing. the few times he gets high it always a really small edible because he has a super low tolerance and smoking intimidates him, and he usually only uses it to help him sleep. dude is knocked out almost as soon as it hits. if he does manage to stay up he just laughs at everything and smiles without saying much. he's just happy to be there :]

Damian: is too young to do anything so no weed for him. he claims he doesn't care and that he is superior for keeping his mind clear but will then go pout in his room because he feels left out. will hang out sometimes but not often because he is a common target for dicks octopus hugs/overbearing affection. when he is old enough I get the feeling he would still not partake out of spite and so he can say he's better than you.

Bonus: Alfred makes the best food for munchies, any requests will be made no matter how strange. Bruce knows but he lets it slide (only after doing several hours of research on it to make sure you guys weren't doing anything too harmful) because he's just happy to see all of his kids getting along and bonding. Bruce did give you all an hour long lecture about making sure what you had was gotten from a safe and regulated dispensary and how to get high in the safest way possible. I personally think he transformed one of the lounge rooms into a specific high room, it has no sharp objects and nothing that you could accidentally get hurt on, there's pillows and blankets everywhere. he will also make sure you guys properly clean any pipes/bongs. much like many of your siblings he will use this as an opportunity to baby you (he would tell you to hold his hand because you might be a bit wobbly or carry you to bed ect.)

Stoner pDID plural culture is getting way too fucking high and going through a process we call "alter roulette", where we start rapid switching like we're a roulette wheel. Pretty disorienting.

We do this every other night and it sucks but it's also validating honestly

Eclipse, higher than a kite: Am consume.

Solar: Oh, you’re eating?

Eclipse: *slow nod*

Solar: What do you have?

Eclipse, holding up a bowl of ice water with peas: SOUP!

Solar: Good job, buddy.

*Gives a kaleidoscope to Legend, Hyrule and Wild and leaves*

Legend: How the hell are there so many colors in this tube?

Hyrule: Is this what being high is like?

Wild: Pretty close, I think.

Legend: And how do you know what being high is like?

Wild: I had to learn which mushrooms where safe to eat somehow!

Hey gangle it’s Giea I want some drugs I snuck into the circus?

...No?????????..

[mod note: seeing this ask reminded me of something i saw this morning]

[(looks to the crowd) Which one of you--]

[this is all in jest btw im. Im not actually mad or anything....] [also funny enough they havent gotten a gangle yet. why is gangle so unpopular in tadc blog community ive barely seen any other gangles]

[Max and Jason arrive at the hospital in a rush. Jason gets the number for the room while Max hides from nurses. They go to the place they have to wait to see him.

It feels like forever but finally they’re able to visit.]

[ @star-jagerman ]

[Jordan is laying in a hospital bed, a little high on pain medication, but smiling. He seems better]

Oh, hey guys- how are you?

the nightly routine of cryptids is getting high and then crying themselves to sleep

So fucking high tonight I became a dinosaur fr

bruh definitely issei & meian smile during sex

omg gkdkfjerhjg MEIAN YEAH. he's a smug smile for SUREEEEE TOO

no and issei.......this is personally to me. especially prone to breaking out in a smile if you're fuckin high too ... smiles against your jaw and everythingnngfnwnb URHGHHG

High Rosie thoughts on Kazutora eating pussy.

Kazutora gets pussy drunk quickly. Yes, he does and grinds into the mattress, trying to get some relief because he can’t pull away from your pussy to actually move the sex along. He is eager to learn anything you want to teach him that will make you feel even better. He will look up at you with big wide lusting eyes to watch every reaction you make when he changes or does something else while his hands are massaging your thighs.

friend group had a prompt of "what would happen if we were in a room with our favorite characters" and i had to make a video IMMEDIATELY

bit of a loud ringing sound near the end btw

image vers under cut

Solar: Hehe, I have so much trauma.

Moon: You’re high, go to bed!

Solar: Nah, I gotta sit here and cry for six more hours like I scheduled.

Sun: …I think he needs a therapist, Moon.

Moon: I know, I’m scheduling it.

Who the fuck is Gilbert Gottfried I’m so hig

Bonnie The Bunny

@firecurls-27 jokingly told me to add this soooo have this

I'm dying from laughing so hard

TW! SMOKING

Bonnie the weed smoker ™

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[credits goes to @ratinthesoupkitchen, @invaderxeya, @the-moth-from-elsewhere, @fields-of-lilies-are-pretty, im sure shard anon was here, and i know there were DEFINITELY more people but im not sure who.. @definitelynotbwee was here though]