it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.
fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)
harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.
peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.
harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.
(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)
peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)
peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.
harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.
peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.
harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’
they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.
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I love people who think Gwen Stacy is trans and I’m pretty ok with the people who just think it’s an allegory or that her Peter is trans and that’s the reason for all the trans coding and hints. What I can’t stand are people who can’t even admit that there’s any trans messaging or symbolism there. There are easier ways to come out and say you can’t engage with a piece of media critically, even if the ‘underlying’ message is slamming you in the face.
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[image description: a fan comic with four panels, drawn on paper. panel one: a close-up of hulk's face. behind him, a speech bubble says "hey, hulk!" panel two: the perspective zooms out to reveal that hulk, who is holding a smashed-up car, is being videoed by spider-man. spider-man asks "what's your gender?" panel three: hulk angrily throws the car against the ground, yelling, "no gender, only hulk!" panel four: spidey says to his phone, "well, you heard it here first, folks: the hulk is non-binary!" in the background, the hulk screams.
/end ID]
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(At counseling)
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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?
Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.
Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.
Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?
Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.
Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.
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Okay okay but aged up Peter who revealed his identity to the avengers. He has been coming to the tower/compound for several months before he was invited to work out/train.
At some point he takes his shirt off to wipe his face.
And maybe someone asked about the scars on his chest since they don't see even the old gunshot or stabwounds, so this had to have been a bad one.
And Peter has to awkwardly explain those are his top surgery scars from before his spider bite.
And that is how he came out as trans.
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