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pearlstiare · 1 year

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Real footage of Tom Riddle on Hogsmeade after his date with Y/N - NEW FLASH *he got a kiss*

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lostmyremembrall · 11 months

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Tom Riddle, a man of sophistication

Tom: I don't play a barbaric game like quidditch. I prefer chess, a more sophisticated-

Y/N: We all remember you projectile vomiting in our first flying lesson.

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[golden trio and male reader found files about past voldemort aka tom riddle]

harry : [excited] we can use this information to defend voldemort!

male reader : [staring at tom riddle photo and laugh awkwardly] this photos make me want to turn into the dark side...

hermione : [sighed] really, male reader?

male reader : what?! you can't deny that he was a dashing lad!

ron : [nodding] you not wrong...

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rxsilabeth--er · 6 months

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death-eaters on crack...

Barty Crouch Jr: *speaking to camera* So for those who don't know, our Lord's spouse is the smartest person in the world!!!

Tom Riddle: No they aren't Barty!

Barty: THEY ARE! LORD'S SPOUSE!! How many seas are there in Asia?

Y/N: There's no C's in Asia. A-S-I-A! Simple!

Tom: That's not the fucking question!

Barty: LORD! How many continents are there??

Tom: There's 7 continents!

Y/N: There's 21 continents and 5 vowels!! You're fucking stupid, that's what you are!

Tom: THAT'S CONSONANTS! YOU GOBLINSHIT!!

Barty: GO ON LORD'S SPOUSE, PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE!! Final question~ What time is it in China?? Right now.

Y/N: It's 25 past 4!

Tom: HOW CAN IT BE 25 PAST 4 IN CHINA WHEN IT'S FUCKING 25 PAST 4 HERE?!

Y/N: THAT CLOCK WAS MADE IN CHINA!!! And it says 25 past 4, you haven't a fucking clue!!

Tom: YOU'RE A GOBLINSHIT!

Bellatrix: There's always one in the family, don't worry mammy we still love you *pats Tom Riddle's hand*

Tom: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SICK OF YOU SHITS!!

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incorrect-quotes1 · 1 year

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You, pointing: May I sit there? Tom Riddle: That's my lap You: That doesn't answer my question, Thomas.

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iamnmbr3 · 1 month

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Diary Tom Riddle: I shall now kill you with this giant snake that only I can control because only I speak-

Harry in Parseltongue: Guess what I can do?

Diary Tom Riddle: Even if you speak Parseltongue only I contain part of the soul of Lord Voldemort, the true Heir of Slytherin.

Harry: You're never going to believe this, but guess what?

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coldemergency · 9 months

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Voldemort: I can touch you now!

Harry: *Moans* Be gentle, it's my first time

Voldemort:

Voldemort: Why do you always have to make it weird?

Harry: If I stop being weird I'll literally die

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mimi-reblogs · 1 year

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[y/n] : my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should i do?

walburga : punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

avery : kick him in the shins.

abraxas : dump him.

tom : no to all of those, just ask me to LEAN DOWN!!

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hxuse-xf-black · 10 months

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16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

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pearlstiare · 2 years

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*Rose finally snapping and telling Tom to stop being an asshole*

Tom: Stop being so mean to me or I swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you!

Rose: … *leaves the room*

Tom: We’re you going, come back.

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lostmyremembrall · 11 months

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Tom's Speciality: Manipulation &Manwhoring

Y/N: 10 galleons say you can't make Abraxas fall in love with you within the night.

Tom: *strips his robe to make you hold it*

Tom: Get ready to see manwhoring and manipulation at its finest.

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crackishincorrecthp · 2 months

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Harry: I hope no one lowkey hates me... Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home! Voldemort does it right! Hermione & Ron: Hermione & Ron: Harry-

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oxydiane · 2 years

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harry: my old archenemy, draco malfoy

voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?

harry: i have a life outside of you, tom

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latte125 · 6 months

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tom: *on the phone* hey y/n, can I borrow 5000 galleons?