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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
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oxydiane · 9 days
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He’s so obvious HDJKFNF
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oxydiane · 9 days
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imagine boobs. are you imagining them. ok. you’re welcome
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oxydiane · 12 days
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— Trista Mateer ,“I Still Forget We’re Not Even Friends”
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oxydiane · 12 days
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writers whenever they’re starting a new fic: I have these ✨ vibes ✨ now I’ll have to build an entire plot and write an entire fic about those vibes
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It's the 🕒ides of 📅march😲🙀😯😮🙀! Julius🎇🥗Caesar🥗 has been ☠💀dead💀☠ for 2,000📅🧮 slutty🍑💦, slutty🍆💦 years after🕑 being 🕳🍌penetrated🕳🍌 from 🥴behind👈 twenty-three2️⃣3️⃣ times⏱. Grab🤛 your daggers🗡🗡🗡, whores💃🕺, and 💦come💦 kill a Roman 😫🍆dick🍆😫tator today📅😄!
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oxydiane · 12 days
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everytime my dad criticizes my life i should get a deposit of a million dollars
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oxydiane · 21 days
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trans boy ron who upon hearing that the stairs to the girls’ dormitory transfigure into a slide to physically kick out any boy who tried to enter, can’t stop staring at them. he keeps thinking about it, he thinks about it during breakfast and during class and while he is laying awake on his bed in the boys dormitory. he constantly glances at the stairs while trying to study in the common room and decides he will not be able to focus on any stupid potions essay until he… until he is sure. he stands up and it feels like autopilot, the way he ignores harry and hermione’s voices and goes for the stairs. he holds his breath before actually stepping foot on it and makes it almost halfway, already feeling his heart sink, before the stairs chance into a slide and he is effectively kicked out, away from the girls dormitory, because he doesn’t belong there. once he’s sitting at the bottom of the staircase he can’t help but burst into tears and he should stop because hermione and harry look so alarmed and boys don’t cry but he can’t help it at all, the stairs knew he was a boy too. both his friends are down on their knees next to him in seconds, harry with a hand on his shoulder checking he isn’t hurt and hermione handing him a handkerchief “honestly, ron, you are so stupid! what were you trying to do? i told you the stairs don’t let boys in!” ron’s laugh is wet.
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oxydiane · 21 days
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Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.
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oxydiane · 22 days
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mimmo thinks he’s unlovable mimmo thinks his life is doomed and he would only bring trouble to the people he loves so he doesn’t let himself get close to anyone lest of all he’d ruin them too. and then simone doesn’t leave him alone. simone tells him loving him is easy. bc mimmo spent his entire life thinking of himself as nothing more than a low life whod never make anything of the time thats been given to him he thinks of himself as someone the good people should stray from so howd he feel when a good person like simone told him FOR ME LOVING YOU IS EASY ???? HOWD HE FEEL WHEN SOMEONE HE CONSIDERED TO BE THE EPITOME OF GOODNESS AND KINDNESS LOOKED AT HIM AT HOW BROKEN AND MESSY AND UNSALVAGEABLE HE WAS AND HAD THE NERVE TO TELL HIM LOVING HIM CAME EASILY. WHAT DID HE FEEL. LOVING SIMONE IS EASY FOR HIM AND IT’S SO OBVIOUS BECAUSE SIMONE IS SUCH A GOOD PERSON SIMONE BOUGHT HIM FOOD WHEN HE WAS HUNGRY SIMONE COVERED HIM AND TOOK THE FALL FOR HIM WHEN HE DIDNT HAVE TO SIMONE WAS THERE WHEN HE NEEDED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON SIMONE WAS THERE WHEN HE WAS SCARED FOR HIS LIFE SIMONE DIDN’T LEAVE HIM ALONE EVEN ONCE WHEN HE NEEDED HIM SO OF COURSE LOVING SIMONE IS EASY. WHATS EASIER THAN LOVING SOMEONE AS KIND AND GOOD AS HIM? BUT WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR SIMONE OTHER THAN MESS UP HIS LIFE? NOTHING. SO HIW CAN SIMONE SAY THAT LOVING HIM IS /EASY/ HE DOESNT UNDERS TAND. HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND AND HE DOESNT HAVE THE GUTS TO ASK HIM BECAUSE WHO IS HE TO SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE ONLY GOOD THING THATS BEEN GIVEN TO HIM? WHAT IF BY ASKING HE’D MAKE SIMONE REALISE IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE. HE WANTS TO BE SELFISH FOR ONCE
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