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Officially narrowed Taika Waititi’s main demographic down to:
- Queer People
- Lesbians with swords
- POC
- Long time tumblrinas
- Gen z’s who listen to 80′s glam rock
#i am not wrong#one of these is from a different post i saw a while ago i dont rember who made it so if it was u tell me ill credit you in the tags lol#taika waititi#thor love and thunder#omfd#our flag means death#our flag means gay#thor ragnorok#korg#thor#wwdi
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Reaching Out
Masterlist / Main Masterlist
Asgard 2011
"We need to go get Thor," Hogun said
"It is treason." Sif pointed out
"We will need Astri as well. I'm sure Thor will wonder if she does not come." Volstagg said
"And how do you propose we get her? She lives practically under Loki's thumb. I'd bet he has guards watching her 24/7, reporting to him if she even so much as breaks a nail." Fandral pointed out, "I love Astri as much as all of you but she has always been closest with Loki. Getting her to go against his orders will be impossible."
"Astri is her own woman. She can do as she pleases, Loki does not hold her back." Sif defended, knowing her friend had defied the trickster many times in the past.
"We should not speak so loudly of treason. Heimdall might be listening." Fandral said
The doors opened to a guard entering.
"Heimdall demands your presence." The guard says "He also commands you to leave Astri here."
Sif followed the Warriors Three towards the Bifrost. They passed the library as they exited the castle. Oh how easy it would be to call to her friend who was most likely buried in a book on magic or histories of the surrounding realms. She cast one more look at the doors to the library before continuing, Astri would be fine, everyone in the castle knew Loki was enamored with her. Well, everyone except Astri and Loki who had been dancing around each other for hundreds of years.
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Astri closed the book on mind linking with a heavy sigh. She was learning all sorts of new methods she hadn't been able to try since her and Loki's fight. She had reached out and tried to see what he was doing with his day but there was nothing. Sure, she could feel his presence and that he was alive but he never let her in to see exactly what he was doing or where he was.
Odin's room was quiet when Astri entered. Frigga was asleep by his side, her head resting on the golden frame of the bed. Her queen's dedication to her husband was admirable, Astri hoped to one day have someone to devote herself to the way Frigga did Odin. She sat down on the other side of Odin's bed frame. He looked rather peaceful as he lay there as still as a corpse. She was never close to Odin, he had preferred to spend more time with Thor and Loki, mainly Thor, when they were children. Still, there were moments when he had acted as her father figure and not just as her king. Astri smiled as she remembered the time he had chased her first boyfriend off after he had disrespected Astri's combat skills.
"Are you ever going to wake again? Loki sits on your throne and I fear he might just plunge us all into war." Astri softly said, her back turned to the sleeping Allfather.
The large fire on the wall behind them crackled as Astri observed the ornate door that the Allfather had. Golden flowers and vines adorned its metalwork. She would hear Frigga shifting behind her, breaking the peacefulness of the room.
"Astri." Frigga said, her voice laced with worry, "Get up. Get Loki, bring him here now."
Astri turned to Frigga, she was confused as to why they needed Loki who was on her last nerve. Frigga opened her mouth to explain but the crackle of the fire was replaced with the hiss of ice forming and taking over the beautiful door Astri had admired. Said doors nearly went flying from the frame when two huge Frost Giants stalked into the room. One of them Astri recognized from their impromptu trip to Jotunheim with Thor.
Frigga made the first move as she cut at one of the Frost Giant's legs with a sword. His large hand swooped at her before she could make her next move and she went flying across the room.
"A child guards the King of Asgard." the one Astri was sure was Laufey, Loki's birth father said.
Laufey pointed at her and his soldier came charging at her, ice sword drawn. He was quick but Astri was quicker. She let a sharp burst of power shoot from her hands, and the Frost Giant went flying into the large fire behind him. Screams of horror filled the room as he tried to get up, the fire hissed as his cool temperature began to put it out.
"I don't think so," Astri said, directing her magic so the fire would roar once more.
The frost giant screamed in pain as he burned to death, Astri's magic fueling the flames and keeping him from getting up.
"Know that your death came at the hands of Laufey."
Shit. She forgot all about Laufey. She quickly turned to see him ready to kill the Allfather. A sharp blast stopped her from making her move to burn Laufey to death like his friend.
"And your death came at the son of Odin."
Loki! Astri had never been so glad to see him and his giant helmet-clad self.
"You saved him!" Frigga exclaimed, rushing to hug her son
" I swear to you Mother, they will pay for this." Loki promised before looking at Astri, " Are you alright?"
Astri nodded glancing back at the charred body of the Frsot Giant she had killed. Loki's eyes widened at the sight, looking back and forth between the girl he hadn't factored into his plans and the freshly dead body. Astri could sense a comment coming from his mouth but the doors burst open again and Astri immediately turned, ready to burn another giant for daring to harm her family. Instead, she was met with a newly restored Thor, hammer and all.
"Thor!" She smiled as Frigga ran to her eldest, embracing him
Astri hugged him as well as he entered the room fully. He seemed distracted as he glared at Loki, not focused on reunions at all.
"Have you told them? How you sent the destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me?" Thor asked
Astri looked at Loki whose face seemed to paint the perfect picture of guilt. It couldn't be. Loki wouldn't. He had never been close with Sif and the warriors and Thor was a whole different story but he wouldn't try to kill them right? Her Loki was good, he had just saved Odin from certain doom for crying out loud.
"I must have been following Father's last command," Loki said, his spear raised, ready to defend against Thor.
Astri looked at Frigga who was distraught, looking between her two sons who were ready to tear each other apart.
"You're a talented liar, brother." Thor mocked
"It's good to have you home. Now I must destroy Jotunheim." Loki said
Before anyone could blink, Loki had Gungnir let out a strong blast. sending Thor through the walls and out of the castle. Astri gasped and ran to the hole Thor had left in Odin's room. Loki was moving quickly to the doors and she ran to block him.
"Tell me he's lying." She commanded, "Tell me that Thor's words of you trying to kill him was all some sick joke you dreamed up."
Loki's answer was only silence as he stared at her. Astri felt her eyes well with tears as she punched at his chest.
"How could you?" She cried angrily as Loki caught her hands in his.
"I have my reasons. I'll let you know all of them when I reach my goals, I promise." Loki said letting her go.
"And what of the Frost Giants today and on Thor's coronation? Did you have a hand in that?" She asked wiping at her eyes.
"How else would they have gotten into Asgard? Heimdall certainly didn't let them in." He said before stepping around her and walking away
Astri couldn't believe what he had just admitted. She knew Loki was one for tricks and mischief but attempting cold-blooded murder? She never dreamed he'd do all of this just for the throne. She raced after him as he moved quickly down the hall.
"You're a traitor!" She shouted "A monster!"
Loki froze when the words left her mouth and Astri couldn't tell if she regretted it. All she knew was that she couldn't let him destroy Jotunheim over a conflict he had organized all by himself. Her moral compass outweighed her guilt as her magic flew at Loki. It hit him in his back and he fell to the ground, hard. Astri walked to him as he pulled himself up.
"What are you doing?" He seethed, angry that she had knocked him down
"Saving innocent lives." She said, ready to let another blast free at any moment
"So am I. They would have rebelled eventually! Do you want to see Asgardian children frozen where they stand? Dead because of a war I can prevent?" Loki asked
"You don't know that!" Astri argued
"You're just like everyone else. You don't see the bigger picture. Don't you get it? I'm not doing this for a throne. Why do you think I saved Odin?" Loki questioned
"You do a lot of things that don't make sense to me. " Astri said, ready to knock him down again
"They will, soon," Loki said sincerely
Astri hadn't expected Loki's fist to come at her as fast as it did but by the time she had registered it, it was too late. A loud crunch of her bones was all she heard before everything went dark.
Months later, Asgard 2011
Astri had spent the past months bored. The castle she had grown up in sometimes felt like a prison rather than a home. Her face had healed up perfectly after Loki had knocked her out. The break in her nose had been clean, calculated almost and the healers that helped her said there'd be no issues with it in the future. Now, she spent her days reading, training with Sif, and talking with Thor who felt Loki's absence just as much as she did.
"So this mortal of yours, she's what Midgard calls a scientist?" Astri asked in between bites of food.
She and Thor had begun eating dinner together each night, something she used to do with Loki.
"Yes. She's quite brilliant. Heimdall says she's searching for me." Thor replied
Astri sadly smiled. Ever since Thor had destroyed the Bifrost, traveling had been completely cut and the only way to see into other worlds was through Heimdall. Sure, Loki had his secret passages but had never bothered to share them with anyone.
"And what of that fellow you've been meeting with, in the markets?" Thor asked
Astri blushed at his words. She had thought she was being more secretive about that.
"It's nothing. I think I just need to talk to someone that isn't you, Sif, or Frigga." She waved him off
"Well, you ought to tell him that. Those flowers he sent to your chambers the other day are telling a different tale." Thor laughed
"When the hell did you become so observant?" Astri groaned and covered her face with her hands.
"I've always been like this...I'm just that good." Thor explained
"How is it you go to Midgard and come back more humble yet somehow weirder?" Astri asked
"What do you mean I've always been like this." He shrugged
Gods Thor was going to actually drive Astri insane one day.
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Astri had bid Thor goodnight after they finished eating. She was feeling tired after all her training with Sif today. Her friend never pulled her punches and thanks to that Astri was sure she'd have bruised on her skin for the next century. Beyond her physical exertion, Astri had a routine each night. It would start with a warm bath, followed by letting Drifa help her oil her hair while they talked about their lives. Drifa did most of the speaking since she had met a wonderful woman recently and were seeing each other. Astri supplied the doom and gloom to the conversation by often bringing up how tired she was of the calm that had followed Loki's demise. Following all of that, Astri would sit on top of her bed and search for him. For Loki.
"Tonight, I'll find you." She whispered to herself and closed her eyes.
She always tried to remain hopeful but there was nothing but darkness as usual. Whatever was left of Loki, if he was even alive was unreachable to her.
"Please. Just a glimpse." She pleaded to her empty room
A sharp pain fluttered across her face, followed by a flash of unbearable heat. Murmured voices joined the fray as Astri tried to focus on what she was feeling and hearing. Was this Loki? Or had she accidentally ended up in someone else's mind? Darkness was all she could see but whoever was speaking, their voice grew clearer the more she focused. Pained gasps followed another hot flash of something that felt as though her mind was melting.
"Do it again. He can handle it."
And so we have reached the end of the first Thor movie. If you take a quick look at the summary for this story you will see that I have added warnings for this story. I do suggest going to the masterlist of this story to read them. I have decided to change that and it will include both smut (hehe everyone's fave ) and suicidal/self-harm scenes. Material like this will be marked and have individual warnings when it pops up.
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#loki#loki laufeyson#marvel#loki series#loki x reader#mcu#fanfic#tom hiddleston#chris hemsworth#thor#thor ragnarok#thor odinson#romance#loki x oc#loki x f!reader#loki odinson#frost giant loki#loki season 2#thor the dark world#thor ragnorok#the avengers
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can you believe taika waititi and sam raimi are the only marvel directors
#who are the russo brothers#marvel#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness#thor ragnorak#thor love and thunder#taika waititi#sam raimi#dr strange#ragnorok#thor ragnorok#thor odin son
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probably ragnorok
coz it's fony
but also, ant man and the wasp
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watched MOM yesterday and instead of ranting about how much i didnt like it im gonna post my god tier marvel films
if you disagree then …. okay but i know im right
🌟god tier🌟
🌟guardians of the galaxy🌟
🌟black widow🌟
🌟avengers assemble🌟
🌟thor ragnorok🌟
🌟antman and the wasp🌟
🌟guardians of the galaxy 2🌟
🌟antman🌟
🌟Spider-Man homecoming🌟
🌟black panther🌟
🌟xmen first class🌟
#marvel#marvel fandom#marvel opinions#marvel rankings#film rankings#ranked#marvel ranked#mcu#gotg#guardians of the galaxy#antman#Thor ragnorok#avengers assemble#black widow#black panther
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You know, Spike was always my favorite character in Buffy (season 6 character assassination aside), and I thought it was just because I wanted to be him (again, season 6 character assassination aside), but after giggling, sighing, and either fanning myself or twirling my hair to do something with my hands every time Astarion flirts with me in Baldur's Gate 3, I'm wondering if maybe I wanted to fuck him a little bit too.
#If tumblr had to witness my horrible realization about my tastes in women with Thor Ragnorok's Hela#Then it's gotta witness my realization to my susceptibility to snarky vampire men too
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Somethings my husband noticed in she hulk that need to be addressed:
1. The spaceship that caused the car crash in ep. 1, is the party barge from thor ragnorok in a different color.
Implications of this.
It's from the same planet or...
Disney didn't want to pay the cgi guys to design a new ship
2. The footage of abomination on the news in ep.2 is an unedited shot from shang chi featuring an unrelated large green dude who's swampman fins they didn't even bother to edit out.
Implications of this
She hulk is earlier in the timeline and that was abomination in shang chi, which would mean they had done a major redesign (a trailer for she hulk showed that his design had not changed since hulk, so unlikely) or...
Disney didn't want to pay the cgi guys to make an original 10 second clip.
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#anti taika waititi#thor deserved better#make thor great again#anti thor love and thunder#anti thor ragnorok#thor odinson#marvel mcu#the thor franchise deserved better#taika trashed thor's story
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we've waited too long for the new season of Loki- so I made my cat's halloween costumes to celebrate this grand occasion!
Been working on a series of Pet Halloween Costumes for my boys Chowder and Boogie this spooky season!! Stay tuned for their next costume >:) AND if you'd like me to draw Your Pet's Halloween Costumes I'm open for Commissions!! ✨🌟 Dm any questions! 👻
#art#small artist#small art account#illustration#small art blog#artists on tumblr#halloween costumes#pet portraits#pet halloween portraits#halloween art#spooky season#art commissions#open commissions#cat art#cat art commissions#Loki#thor#loki and thor#ragnorok#thor ragnorak#loki laufeyson#loki series#loki odinson#loki fanart#thor fanart
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Val had bumped into Loki down the long corridor of the ship, leading to Thor's claimed chambers, broody but now a content smile adorning his sharp features. That smile had dropped as soon as her body collided with his own but, he only drew back nodding respectfully and side stepped to pass her by, without a peep. Bewildered, the angel watched him go, noting that he seemed happier in his stride. The brothers must have "kissed and made up". She wondered if the younger god checked Thor's eye, or lack there of. It had been bugging her since she first saw the bare socket on the rainbow bridge. Double taking when Loki had mention it was missing. Having meant to check it then and there but, Hela's hoard of the undead had prevented that.
She too had a few wounds, deep laceration on her right thigh from a rusty sword. Claw marks across her ribs from the giant mutt's swipe. Not the worst injuries the Valkyrie had faced and not the last either. Thankful that Hela hadn't tried to decapitate her once again. That had been by far the worst and still haunted her to this day in the form of a winding scar at her mid-neck.
Clearing her throat to banish that memory for now, she again focused on finding her King. Knowing his stubborn nature, he would have brushed the injury off and stalked off to hide, but losing an eye was serious. Though they were immune to most diseases, infection could still take, especially if it was Hela that removed it. She had caught fever with her own, the chills were remembered vividly. Dark, evil bitch. That thought made her steps quicken, her damaged armour clinking with her accelarated pace until she was outside his chosen rooms. Beyond the threshold, she spotted him glaring into the mirror and fiddling with what seemed to be an eyepatch similar to what Odin had. The knowledge that he now resembled the coward who sent her sisters to their death made her shudder, but she pushed on and slowly entered the room being careful not to startle him as it seemed his mind was elsewhere currently. Clearing her throat to capture the god's attention, she stopped about a foot away, gauging his mood and reaction. They had all lost a lot today, but mainly Thor and Loki lost the most. Asgard. Their home. "I've come to check your.. lack of an eye.." She stated, making no room for argument knowing how bull-headed her now friend can be.
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Well slept through Drink Like Thor Thursday. But today is Party Like Freyr Friday.
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Yknow, the more I think abt it the more I realize that T:LaT isn't a movie - it's a series of gif-able bits in a trench coat
#anti thor love and thunder#ragnorok has a lot of unfortunately good reactions gifs#i think they wanted to recreate that particular magic bc who doesnt want to see their bits wildly spread across the internet?#but thanks to the Everything abt the movie i dont think anyones using any sequences from it#Ragnarok gifs came out like .2 seconds after coming to theaters but i have yet to see a single LaT gif#nature is healing babes
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WHAT THE FUCK DUDEE??! all my feed consists of is matching pfps... HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL I DONT HAVE ANYBODY TO DO EM WITH.
living the sed single, friend-less life 🥲
#singel#sad thoughts#marvel#sylvie#loki#mighty thor#vision#wanda maximoff#mommy wanda#coffee#steven grant#marc#moon knight#wandavision#ragnorok#single#sadgirl
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Tfw u question ur writing and remember thor love and thunder exists too
Ill go to bat for love and thunder actually. It sucks because it's a marvel movie but at least the plot is semi-cohesive unlike Endgame. Love and Thunder gives a fuck about character development so while some of the lines themselves are corny(derogatory) and it was made from the remnants of the absolute fucking dumpster fire created by what mainline mcu made out of Thor's character development. I think that a lot of it's plot problems come from infinity war and endgame writing Thor into a corner that the writers then had to spend at least some of the movie writing him out of. I really respect bringing Jane Foster back and closing her character arc instead of just pretending she never existed. I respect letting Thor have a midlife crisis and actually be somewhat effected by his family's death. I respect the themes of recovery from loss. It's hard to make a real movie when you're working with phase 4 or whatever the fuck phase they're on now MCU because you have to keep it consistent and the mouse is leering over your shoulder.
Basically, I'm not gonna rip Love and Thunder to shreds for being mid when Thor 2, every Iron man movie, and the back half of Cap's character arc exists. This is the franchise that glossed over Bruce Banner coming to terms with the Hulk as if that isn't like the whole point of his character, It's the franchise that had Tony learn the same lesson 3 movies in a row and at the beginning of each of them he was acting like he had at the beginning of the previous one and then just killed him off and pretended he was some paragon of morality when the most basic of all moral lessons couldn't even stick for him. This is the franchise that had Steve Rogers come to terms with the fact that he was out of time and start to make new friends only to send him back in time as if he'd never started down that path and he didn't even do anything to stop Peggy's little operation paperclip S.H.E.I.L.D initiative. It's the franchise that killed Natasha(one of their core 5 heroes and their only female avenger... wonder what that's about *eye roll*) before ever letting her have a human moment. This is the franchise that, and I cannot stress this enough, just sort of left civil war's loose ends untied and moved on to Thanos. Love and Thunder is objectively top 5 marvel movies because it tries to give a fuck about narrative.(not that that's contested territory, they all suck except Black Panther and Ragnarok)
#mcu critical#girl this is the franchise that somehow made spiderman kinda boring#and he's fuckin spiderman#and you want to come for love and thunder?#The ranking goes 1.Ragnorok(good) 2.Black Panther(good) 3.Love & Thunder(mid) 4.Black Widow(mid) 5.The First Avenger(mid and played out)#i say played out because it's another ww2 movie that portrays the us as unequivocally good and never addresses why the nazis are bad#this time with super heroes#one thing I will say for black widow tho is that the karl marx knuckle tats were a choice that I loved#having Karl Marx tattooed across your knuckles is camp#thor love and thunder
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You are SO right to say that First Class and Days of Future Past are better than the entire MCU, they really are superior
it’s just… those movies are SO good??? and for what reason??? they’re so stylish and FUNNY with a great plot and amazing 60s/70s aesthetic!
the cast?? the music?? the characters?? honestly michael fassbender, james mcavoy, hugh jackman, jennifer lawrence, evan peters?? not to mention sir ian mckellan??? patrick stewart?? ICONIC.
#no but i could write a whole essay#those are two of the best superhero movies ever#along with logan#we don’t talk about apocalypse and dark phoenix#mcu has some good movies too#mainly tws and thor ragnorok and the avengers movies are good too#but x men first class and dofp hit different#anon
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